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On today's Extra, Flag Football, & the youngest Mariachi singer
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This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, flag football and the youngest mariachi singer. It's on the way in just a minute. Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly, you need parts. O'Reilly Auto Parts has parts. Need them fast. We've got fast. No matter what you need. We have thousands of professional parts people doing their part to make sure you have it. Product availability just one part that makes O'Reilly stand apart. The professional parts people. Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hey, man, this is Donny Baker, man. You know, every morning in the morning I wake up in a bad mood. I mean, on top of trying to sell my boat, make rent and beat probation, there's work. And it sucks. I swear to God it does. First of all, I ain't never even had a raise in like four years. The vending machine don't carry Mountain Dew. And what I really hate is when I try to use the phone to call into Bob and Tom. Cause my stupid boss is always buttin in. So finally, man, one day I'd had enough. I stood up and I said right to his face, man, shut up Randy. Shut up, Randy. Say it to his face. I swear to God I did. Shut up, Randy. He deserved it, man. That's me and I'm a badass. So anyways, I get rode up and I said, fine, Randy. Cause the man's room's out of toilet paper and at least I'LL have something to wipe with. I don't even know why I took this job. Maybe it's cause I finally passed a drug test. You have to pass a state law. So anyways, I pass it. Then I get introduced to my direct supervisor, Randy. I had no respect for him right away. Cause he wears a fanny pack. I swear to God he does. And the first time we met, he was hanging a sign in the break room. I'll never forget it. Said, your smile is the most important part of your uniform. So I thought about it. I was like, if that's true, then how come we don't have dental insurance? Randy. Shut up, Randy. How does his teeth look? Like Indian corn. I did say it right to his face. Shut up, Randy. Shut up, Randy. Tony Winker. I'm a badass. Clean it up, Scotty. Scotty Winkler on lead guitar. That's Todd Boner on bass, Joe Emmer on drums. And I swear to God, them drums are paid for. And I'm Donny Baker, king of the pork sword. Donny Baker. Porcosaurus. Porkosaurus. What about the three smut breaks, Rand? We're supposed to get one every shaft. Shut up, Randy. Randy, you couldn't get the third base with a bowling ball. Shut up, Randy. My boat's still for sale, by the way. I got a gun. He's got a door. Donnie. Come on. I'm your boss. Show me some respect. Whatever. I got more respect for your name tag. Cause at least it's three inches long. So shut up, Randy. The Bob and Tom show is still trying to wake up. In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Sidekicking? Yeah, man. Now time for a solo. Go ahead. Hi, Chick. I love you. We. We were hoping for something a little more uptempo kind of a. There you go. I like to shut it up. So Ace Cosby's over there. Chicks. Okay. Sometime there's Will. Chris Wall. But then everybody is okay. I'm Jake McGee at the orange insoles.com sports desk. Here's Tom. Well, thank you very much, Chick McGee. I don't want to pull away from sports for long because we're all enjoying the sportscast so much. You're really going to like the story. What do you got? Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Football. The American kind could be added as an Olympic sport. 2028. No. Los Angeles Games. No, no. According to the NFL. H. They are P for flag football to be added to the 2028 Olympics. Gets worse. Really? How about what brought to you by no alcohol, beer. The flag football push is part of the NFL's 10 Year International Plan as the league looks to grow its business to $1 billion annually. Flag football would grow the game in the NFL's eyes, which would help reach its goal of attracting 180 million domestic consumers and over 150 million international fans. This is diminishing returns here. This is a stupid idea. I know. Grateful for what you have. I think they're right, people. That viewership would go up. Yep. But here's the. Here's the ominous part of this. According to reports, the International Olympic Committee did recognize the International Federation of American Football as a governing body in 2013. This could help the NFL's push to get flag football into the 2028 games. Can't anything be what it is? Nope. The league is pushing. They're eclipsing. The whole point of the Olympics is to have some of these marginal sports be popular and cool to watch. They don't need enough football. The problem is that they're not popular and cool to watch. That's their argument. Yeah. They want to be more popular and more cool to watch. So no one will watch any of the other sports. Yeah. I don't know. Everything will be football. I don't want to watch track and field. If I can watch Patrick Mahomes rip a pass to a guy that has flags on, oh, that'd be awesome. Let's see. In six years, I think Brady will be 50 and he could win a gold medal. Oh, God. Yeah. I don't. I don't think it'll be a metal Sport in 28. But here's hoping. Right? No, Give Brady a gold medal. He's won everything else. I think the. The Olympic committee has embarrassed themselves permanently by adding break dancing. Oh, they've embarrassed themselves long before that. Yeah. That's corruption and. Right. But yeah. By awarding the Olympics to countries. Autocratic countries. Yeah. Yeah. That would attack. And we can fit in the Games. Arms bound. Yeah. Between executions. We can go ahead and fit in the Games. That's right. And we can use the ex. Execution pick for a shot put area. Yes. Well, that's a good idea. Word. Yeah, sure. Okay. There you go. What do you think of that, Tom? Football? No, it's a terrible. You want to go to the Olympics in LA in 28? You want to wheel me out there or take the urn? You're used to wheeling me places. Yeah. Where do you want to be sprinkled? You want to be sprinkled on the. This isn't Funny I always said rfk, but I don't know, it's still there. Really? It's kind of sad. Rfk? Sure, why not? Or maybe on a couple ex wife's heads. I don't know. Dump it like. That's pretty. You know. I got you like slime. I'll go with Josh. About right in their eyes. There you go. And that brings us to stupid world record. A four year. Four year old boy. Four? Four. He's. Yeah, more than four. He's in Texas. He's been recognized by Guinness World Records. Well, I. You want me to play the audio and see if they can figure out what the record's for? All right. Yeah, yeah. This way. Here we go. The youngest mariachi sing. Yes. Nope. It's the world's youngest mariachi singer. It doesn't. He sounds pretty good. Mateo al Delbertu Lopez earned the title when he was 4 years and 236 days old. His performances have gone viral on social media. He has since appeared on TV shows like Mexico, Tiente Talento. That's right. Mexico's Got Talent. TV station KEN5. That's KEN5. We're all legal now. Say that report that young Mr. Lopez, now 7, by the way. Oh. Recently flew to Milan for the induction ceremony. Biggie got the Guinness World Record. So the Guinness people flew him to. It took him weird to go to three years. Three years to review. Sounds good. The Guinness people are slow. So is that recorded when he was 4 or when he was 7? Why don't you shut it up? How about that? I sounds like something you'd ask. Good question. Happy now? You created that. Okay. Yes, you did. This was clearly recorded when he was 4. How do you know that? How do you know that? It sounds like a seven year old voice too. Who's harassing the poor kid? He's getting heckled. It's a classic mariachi move. Yeah. He has the suit on when you hold it. Okay. Yeah, but he doesn't have the giant guitar. It'd be a lot funnier if he had the huge guitar. It'd be bigger than he is. He could spin it ZZ Top style. Yes. Yes. Well, congratulations, feller. Feller. Good for you, little buddy. What are you. What is this? Old West Tom? Is this Tom Whiskey? Listen to how high he gets. I hope these lyrics are clean. I don't speak enough Spanish. Oh, this is the filthiest song you've ever heard. It's too life, little kid. Of course it's. I'm kind of worried about the the poo word in there. Poo. Poo y. Dude, I like the. I would go see this. Yeah, sounds like a professional recording. Like they've actually been in the studio. A co headlining show. Him and then that yodeling kid. Oh yeah, Mason Ramsey. I'm a big fan of Mason. You ever see him live? I've never seen him. I want to so bad. He's 37 now. Yeah. Boy, how they grow. Yeah, it takes a while for these records to fall into place. You don't hear a lot of yodelers anymore. There's a reason for that. The Mariachi Kid. Yeah, that's what they. That's the name they came up with for. Well, I mean, he's Mariachi Kid. He's a mariachi singer and he's a kid. Yeah. There you go. That's today's world record. Thank you very much, Chick McGinnis. You're welcome. And I'm hearing rumors via Twitter that. That's right. Susie Quatro has a version of Wild One out there somewhere. Ye. I saw it when I was on Spotify. By the way, is the reason you guys started playing that song because it's the opening song, I think in. No, we played it before that movie came out. We played it now. We have nothing to do with it being in the movie. We played way. We played it way before that. We all lost our minds when they put it in the movie. Well, you know, Paul Thomas Anderson's a big Bob and Tom fan. Yeah. Like a lot of people out there. Closet fan. He does. He does love comedy. You better start liking his movies. I like some of them. I just didn't like that one. I haven't finished watching it. I can't get through through it. I don't. Yeah, why? You already don't like it Any movie you have to say I haven't finished after like six weeks. Let it go. Okay. Can you pick up where you left off or would you have to start over? You'd have to re. Rent. I got to rebuy it. I keep wanting to finish that one. The six cents, whatever it's called. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think you'll like the ending of that. Oh, yeah. Bruce Willis. Never mind. Oh, I'll get that. Hello, Bob and Tom. Well, this is Dick Hitchwater sitting in for Harry Crouch. And this is a some other news special sports update. Well, the Major League baseball season is about to start. This reporter has some observations on the upcoming season. Now, did you know there's a couple of rules to be aware of concerning the games this season, one rule concerns games that go into extra innings. Now, if the game goes to extra innings, each inning will start with a runner on second base. This runner is known as a ghost runner. And again this year, the Houston Astros will employ a medium with a trash can lid to sit in the dugout to let the team know when the ghost runner is about to steal. Ah, little cheating joke there. Speaking of ghosts, the Miami Marlins, which typically draw fewer fans than at Darius Rucker concert, will add 15,000 ghost fans to the stand this year. He sells out. Be much funnier now. Hoodie's not going to come on. Plus, the Marlins have instituted a Covid friendly rule of maintaining at least a 250 foot social distancing radius. You know, there are so few fans at the Marlins games, the beer vendors walk around aimlessly yelling cold beer. And then later semi cold beer. And then finally warm beer. Not a lot of people buying the beers. Take this damn thing off my hands. I like that last one. In a dramatic change to the game, the National League will begin using designated hitters this year. That means New York's Mets pitcher Max Scherzer, who only makes about a million dollars per game, won't have to carry a big old heavy bat around for two minutes when he could be talking to his investment advisor. Of course. This is Dick hits Water sitting in for Harry Crouch. And this has been some other news special sports updates date. Hit it. That was very informative. What do you think of the Ghost Runner? I. I don't care for it. I don't think they're going to call it the Ghost Runner. They're actually going to put a guy on second base. That's how it starts. I know but I mean it's. And they're not going to have a lawn chair instead of an umpire and back of the plate. And that's the. That's the strike zone. They're not going to do that. They should just as good as putting a runner on second base. I see. Starting it that way. Now we. We were discussing Christie's new feature. Open with an obit. Yep. Come on. Sad news. She. She opened with the. The obituary. Sadly. Bobby Rydell, pompadour, teen idol as he's described by this obituary. I had to look him up kind of of the Fabian, Frankie Avalon here. Half his family. Something is something in the air. The. You've got revolution and. Yeah, okay, well that's what I. A different thing. That's thunderclap. Keep on one topic for 30 seconds. Why the hell Start. I learned it from you. We don't want to talk about him anymore. I've got something for you that you're going to like. Oh, all right. That I'm going to hate. But I'm doing it because I'm the better man. Well, okay, then. Everybody got he. Bobby Rydell. He's in the. One of my favorite movies, Bye Bye Bird. And admittedly, it's a musical. Parts of it are somewhat unrealistic. The fact that most of the people playing teenagers are well into their 30s and that Paul Lynn plays a heterosexual husband. These are. These are obviously comic stretch. But when the music was written, there were far fewer notes back then. But Bobby Rydell did have this hit. I'm gonna play just an excerpt of it for you. This is called the Wild One. Okay. Now, but we did find out that this is the part that I'm not too keen on. You guys big fans of Susie Quattro. Yeah. Well. And the song that you like so much is. What's it called? Stumbling In. Stumbling in. She did a version of the Wild One. Oh, yes, she did. Yes, she did. Here we go. So this is the COVID that Jerry Lee Lewis. This is the other one. Yeah, yeah. It's just as hard. Awful. That's cacophonous. Yeah. A lot of screaming. There she is. There's the Susie we know. Yeah. Not trying to be part of the Runaways. Yes. Her only hit, Susie 4. Sing it. Su. Remember the rock star on the Jetsons was called Jet Screamer. Oh, and he did Rockin with Judy Jetson. Yeah, I remember Judy had a big role in there. Jet Screamer sounds like something you add to your shower hose, ladies. And he had like a water pick for the old Jet Screamer. Sounds like the most popular squirter porn star. Jeff Screamer. He had two big hits. Eep Op. Orc. Remember that? Yes, yes. I thought you had a stroke. What is that? Is that a song? Also, Thorpe was Judy kind of sang back up on. Yeah, it was very. Who was the rock star on the Flintstones? Ann Margrock. And I forget. I remember in the movie. It was the BC 52. There was one where they did. Fred and Barney were rock stars. And Fred looked like Elvis. He had the pompadour. Oh, cool. Yeah. And they did a song called the Twitch, I think. The Twitch, I think. Oh, that sounds very politically incorrect. Which one had the. We're gonna go way out. Way out. Oh, it was Flintstones. The Twitch. Go. Yeah. And listen to the Rocking bird. I would like to listen to the rocking. I bet it's. Yeah, we know how it's going to sound like the bird song. Listen to the bird. The rock and bird. I bet. So. Yeah. Is. Isn't wouldn't calling something the twitch be. I don't know. Well, not that. Not that bad of a. What's wrong with the twitch? Oh, it is Fred. It is Fred in like a beetle wig. Yeah, that's too. They. They did have the Bo Brummel stones on the Flint. They did. No, they did not. Yeah. Wait a minute. Yeah, they did. They did. The. The five. The five celebrities on the Flintstones. An Margrock Ed Sully Stone. Oh, man. Alvin Brick Rock. I don't know who that was supposed to be. Rock quarry. And one of Josh's favorite. Stoney Curtis. Hey, Bonnie. Stoney Curtis there. I can't talk to you right now. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Are you ready for football? Let's go. Truly ready for football. Yes. Are you screaming for football? What the hell is happening? Dreaming for football? Good times. 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