B&T Extra: Foods on Orion, & Images on the Moon

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: "Foods on Orion & Images on the Moon"

Date: May 5, 2026
Hosts: Tom, Bob, Kristi, Josh, Patty G, Christopher
Episode Description: In this Bob & Tom Extra, the crew dives into two interstellar topics: the surprisingly gourmet menu on the Orion spacecraft currently orbiting the moon, and the hypothetical (and hilarious) prospects of projecting images onto the lunar surface. Added in are plenty of laughs about air travel pet peeves and personal quirks.

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Episode Overview

The central theme of this episode revolves around the human side of space travel—specifically, the food astronauts eat on the Orion spacecraft and the cultural fantasies of "branding" the moon with projected images. The conversation regularly veers into comedic territory, from comparing astronaut food to fast casual dining to debating the etiquette (and gross-out factor) of taking off shoes on an airplane.

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Segment 1: Rap Parody and Banter (02:46–04:04)

Memorable Moment:

• Patty G launches into a tongue-in-cheek "gangsta folk" rap, setting a humorous and irreverent tone for the episode.

  "I'm Patty G and it's all good. It's I'll pop a cap in your ass if you're in my neighborhood." (Patty G, 02:46)

• The crew riff on the parody, with call-and-response lines poking fun at rap clichés and each other.

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Segment 2: Dining in Deep Space—Food on Orion (04:12–09:04)

Key Discussion Points:

• Bob opens with excitement:

  "Yesterday it was a beautiful day for the Orion crew as they went to the dark side of the moon. Farther than anyone in humankind has been in space. Which is very exciting." (Bob, 04:15)

• Orion’s food options are surprisingly diverse:

  • "189 different options... vegetable quiche, a nice breakfast sausage, spicy green beans, couscous with nuts. Mango salad and granola with blueberries." (Bob, 04:40)
    Kristi incredulously asks, "There's no way cheese." (05:01)

• The popularity of tortillas in zero-G:

  • "Easy to fold them envelope like, hold it... hold the food in delivery system." (Tom, 05:23)
  • Kristi and others riff on why soups and messy foods don't work in space.
  • "Soup would be impossible to eat." (Bob, 05:46)

• Beverage constraints:

  • Only two flavored beverages per astronaut per day to minimize waste (i.e., less peeing required!).
  • "43 cups of coffee for the total mission. That wouldn't be enough. Or is that a daily thing?" (Bob/Kristi, 06:08–06:20)

• No fresh food due to lack of refrigeration:

  • "No fresh food on Orion because there's no refrigerator." (Bob, 07:02)
  • Foods are "ready to eat, rehydratable, thermostabilized or irradiated." (Bob, 07:17)
  • Heated in a "compact, briefcase-style food warmer."

• National pride: Canadian astronaut brings "five Canadian food products," including "maple cream cookies and maple syrup." (Bob, 07:40–08:46)

• Riffing on Canadian potato chips:

  • Josh notes, "I didn't realize they'd become widely available here from Canada." (08:04)

• Astronaut food vs. restaurant chain cuisine:

  • Patty G jokes, "Was this a Cheesecake Factory?" (05:02)

Memorable Quotes:

"Can you imagine what's on the floor of a plane?" (Tom, 17:52)

"Artemis 2 does sound like the name of a Greek diner." (Tom, 08:51)

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Segment 3: Branding the Moon and Lunar Advertising (09:13–11:08)

Key Discussion Points:

• Hypothetical discussion: could a company beam their logo onto the moon?
  • "Is there a way... to beam a logo onto the moon at night for like Adidas or Nike?" (Caller, 10:14)
  • "Like a Bat signal thing." (Tom, 10:32)
• Tom jokes, "When the technology exists the words 'Elon Musk' will appear on the moon in 3D." (Tom, 10:34)
• The group riffs on branding and the moon’s possible new life as a billboard or “the new Sphere.” (Kristi/Josh, 10:49–10:55)

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Segment 4: Travel Pet Peeves & Airplane Etiquette (11:09–18:13)

Key Discussion Points:

• Bob introduces a poll from Talker Research on top travel pet peeves.

• The group tries to guess what makes the top ten:

  • Letting your child kick the seat in front, putting seats back, ignoring personal space, playing audio without headphones, talking loudly on the phone, treating employees disrespectfully, and—of course—taking shoes off on a plane.
  • "You can take those jewel cases [from CDs] and just clean off your winder." (Tom, 15:22 feta. about de-icing)

• Comedy around airplane seating democracy and seat reclining:

  • "They should... take a vote and [have] a switch in your seat..." (Tom, 12:35)

• Phone use on planes:

  • Confusion and skepticism about whether cell phones really interfere with instruments.
  • "But why would they put something that critical in the hands of morons like us?" (Tom, 14:23)
  • Jokes about pilots asking passengers to check for ice on aircraft wings.

• Shoes off on planes?

  • Mixed reactions, with Josh claiming, "There's zero foot odor. And no one's the wiser. My feet. No one's looking down there." (Josh, 17:07)
  • Tom proposes a prank to steal Josh's shoes mid-flight.

• Airplane cleanliness (or lack thereof):

  • "Can you imagine what's on the floor of a plane?" (Tom, 17:52)
  • "You can't vacuum out those spirochetes." (Tom, 17:58)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On astronaut cuisine:

  "Tortillas are among the most popular astronaut foods." (Bob, 05:06)

• On beverage limits in space:

  "They limit their beverages because you can imagine — pee less." (Bob, 06:44)

• On seat reclining etiquette:

  "As much as I don't believe in democracy, what they should do is... take a vote and there's a switch in your seat..." (Tom, 12:35)

• On moon advertising:

  "When the technology exists the words Elon Musk will appear on the moon in 3D." (Tom, 10:34)

• On plane hygiene:

  "Can you imagine what's on the floor of a plane?" (Tom, 17:52)

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Notable Segments with Timestamps

• Gangsta Folk Rap Parody: 02:46–04:04
• Astronaut Food Breakdown: 04:12–09:04
• Projecting Logos on the Moon: 09:13–11:08
• Travel Etiquette, Airplane Pet Peeves: 11:09–18:13

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Tone & Style

The show maintains its signature comedic style—irreverent, quick-witted, and full of playful ribbing—interspersed with genuinely interesting tidbits about space travel and everyday annoyances. The hosts play off each other's jokes, keep the conversation snappy, and bring both curiosity and cynicism to topics ranging from science to social behavior.

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For New Listeners

If you missed this episode, expect equal parts trivia, absurdity, and relatable humor on everything from gourmet space chow to the universal agony of air travel. It's classic Bob & Tom—space facts with lots of laughs along the way.

Transcript

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[Patty G]

I'm Patty G and it's all good. It's I'll pop a cap in your ass if you're in my neighborhood.

[Tom]

Nice neighborhood.

[Patty G]

You ain't all that, my brother. What you say about my mother?

[Tom]

I'm the bomb.

[Patty G]

This ain't no joke, it's gangsta folk. Oh, he's the bomb this ain't no joke, it's gangsta foe. Yo, dawg, check it out. My hoochies fly. His hoochies fly don't diss my boo,

[Caller]

what is a hoot?

[Patty G]

You'll end up like you know who Tupac best who? Shout out to all my G's. What's up here, cracker? Please, I'm dope, I should take a toe with gangsta folk Big ass toe. It's gangsta folk we be chillin out Puffin on the chronic till we all folked out Hoes in the hot tub 24 7, homie ain't no lie Gangsty hoes, I'm the baddest MC My rhymes are fat, I cock my Glock, biatch true dad oh, schnizzle my izzle dog keep on playing we have no idea what he's saying. I'm da bomb this ain't no joke, it's gangst.

[Tom]

Peace out. A great way to get your morning started.

[Christopher]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Caller]

Extra.

[Tom]

I know. We were talking about food aboard the Orion.

[Bob]

Yes, because of course, yesterday it was a beautiful day for the Orion crew as they went to the dark side of the moon. Farther than anyone in humankind has been in space. Which is very exciting.

[Tom]

Well, while being alive.

[Bob]

Why do you always tag it with that?

[Tom]

Because, you know, there's some Russian guy. Oh, yeah, you know, past Mars cosmos.

[Caller]

Sickle.

[Kristi]

Yeah, he's way out there, man.

[Bob]

But this is what the astronauts are dining on. 189 different options as they take their tour around the moon.

[Kristi]

Oh, come on.

[Bob]

Some of the most common food items. Vegetable quiche, a nice breakfast sausage, spicy green beans, couscous with nuts. Mango salad and granola with blueberries.

[Kristi]

There's no way cheese.

[Patty G]

Was this a Cheesecake factory?

[Bob]

But tortillas are among the most popular astronaut foods.

[Tom]

Can you figure out why?

[Kristi]

Taco Tuesday. Because they're flat and in zero gravity. Flat.

[Bob]

You're on, you're close. You're on to something there.

[Kristi]

Chick stays flat.

[Tom]

It's not the flatness. It's the easy to fold them envelope like hold it.

[Bob]

Hold the food in delivery system.

[Kristi]

Yeah, it's the same reason a Burrito, Sausage burrito. You can eat it in the car. It stays right there.

[Tom]

Why you have hot dogs at the ball game instead of the sombrero full of stuff you're going to spill all over.

[Kristi]

Why you don't have a big bowl of soup while you're driving the car.

[Josh]

Exactly right.

[Kristi]

Most of the time.

[Bob]

And when you're in space, soup would be impossible to eat.

[Tom]

Well, yeah. You'd be right out of the bowl.

[Josh]

Would it?

[Caller]

Oh boy.

[Tom]

Well yeah, you're right though.

[Kristi]

You have a big bite floating around your head.

[Tom]

I think I took the part out of this article about other things that were floating around in previous missions.

[Kristi]

Like what?

[Tom]

If you spend some time on the NASA website, it's amazing. The story.

[Bob]

There are five different hot sauces aboard Orion. There are 10 types of beverages including 43 cups of coffee that power the crew. The 43 cups of coffee for the total mission. That wouldn't be enough. Or is that a daily thing?

[Kristi]

Nowhere near enough.

[Patty G]

43 styles or.

[Bob]

It just says 43.

[Tom]

Yeah, I thought that was surprising.

[Bob]

I guess just maybe it's to do 43 Kierans.

[Tom]

I think they're allowed to have one a day.

[Bob]

I think on a typical mission day, excluding launch and reentry, astronauts have a scheduled time for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Each astronaut is allotted two flavored beverages per day which may include their coffee.

[Tom]

There you go.

[Bob]

They're due. They. They limit their beverages because you can imagine pee less. Well, yeah.

[Josh]

Less piss.

[Kristi]

Well, they're supposed to.

[Tom]

One last.

[Bob]

Oh, and here's something surprising.

[Kristi]

There's some diet they're on that reduces the amount of their.

[Josh]

That's right, yeah.

[Bob]

No fresh food on Orion because there's no refrigerator.

[Tom]

Oh yeah.

[Bob]

I take up too much space.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Patty G]

What about a tiny dorm?

[Tom]

They've kind of got everything. Kind of. One of the frat guys tried to bring in a dorm fridge.

[Bob]

Yeah. Food aboard Orion is ready to eat rehydrateable, thermostabilized or irradiated.

[Kristi]

Oh, it's thermostabilized.

[Tom]

Now if it's. They say it's irradiated. That doesn't mean it's giving off radiation.

[Kristi]

No, no, you don't have to walk us.

[Josh]

That would be radioactive.

[Tom]

Not radioactive.

[Bob]

And apparently heated in a compact briefcase style food warmer. The Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen also has five Canadian food products to remind him of home.

[Tom]

Of course, space poutine.

[Josh]

Oh, by the way, chick I saw at cvs, they had. I forget exactly. Is it all seasoned?

[Tom]

Nope.

[Kristi]

All dressed.

[Josh]

All dressed. Chips.

[Kristi]

All dressed. Did you know, they lay potato.

[Josh]

I didn't realize they'd become widely available here from Canada.

[Kristi]

Oh, yes.

[Josh]

Yeah, they are.

[Kristi]

Wait, wait.

[Tom]

Well, slow down. Are these potatoes? Potato chips.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, they were like. I think these were all dressed ruffles.

[Kristi]

Yeah. And they, they have a distinctive flavor. They're very good.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, I did not know.

[Josh]

But I had not seen them at a, you know, CVS like that.

[Kristi]

All dressed.

[Bob]

There are no well dressed ships on board the space shuttle though board Orion. We have ketta, salmon bites, shrimp curry.

[Kristi]

Hey, you know, with those salmon bites, you should. No, thanks, is what I'd say.

[Bob]

Yeah, you think that would smell of. Right. Strawberry lavender super seed cereal.

[Kristi]

You know, one of the astronauts is cooking fish in the microwave.

[Josh]

Oh, even up there.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Kristi]

They got their own. Josh.

[Bob]

Maple cream cookies and maple syrup for the Canadians. So. Yeah. There you go.

[Josh]

All right.

[Tom]

Artemis 2 does sound like the name of a Greek diner.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Where do you want to go tonight, honey? How about Artemis 2? Oh, good.

[Kristi]

No, it's not as good as Artemis 1. No, no, it lost something.

[Tom]

Better location.

[Bob]

Sometime restaurants should just stay as they are, not try to expand.

[Tom]

But I mean, this food probably is significantly better than it was back in the hollow days.

[Caller]

Well, the hot sauces are better to cover up the. That's why I was looking up. I wondered if they told you what kind of hot sauce they brought up because that would be my luck. It would be the one I'm. Oh, you just have franks. I'm a Tabasco guy.

[Tom]

The goal, of course, is the. In a couple of years to actually land it. Was it 2020 once again.

[Kristi]

Which is real tricky because it's a controlled fall, really.

[Tom]

Yeah, because. And there's no gravity. So they. You can't pair. I mean, excuse me, there's. Sorry, there's. There's no atmosphere. Right. So you can't parachute in. So it's all controlled by rockets.

[Kristi]

It's the same reason restaurants here.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. No atmosphere.

[Kristi]

There's no atmosphere.

[Tom]

But it's incredibly cool. The engineering. Unbelievable that this is happening.

[Bob]

So we're back in a space race with China now, huh?

[Tom]

That's because we got to put weapons up there.

[Bob]

Oh my God.

[Josh]

And AI does most.

[Bob]

Can't we all just.

[Josh]

Those guys don't really have to do much.

[Bob]

Can't we just get along?

[Caller]

Oh, is there a way? Like, I figure if there was a way, they would have done it by now to beam a logo onto the moon at night for like Adidas or

[Josh]

Nike, maybe from a satellite that's close

[Caller]

enough to the moon put it up to. Yeah, they might surprise that if they could do it they would have done

[Tom]

it like a bat signal thing.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

When it's available when it. When the technology exists the words Elon Musk will appear on the moon in 3D or one of his kids birthdays doesn't have a kid named named like

[Kristi]

Xenon or make the the moon his face. He. It would lend itself to kind of

[Josh]

look it looks like oh you could. The moon would be the new sphere.

[Kristi]

A moon face.

[Josh]

It could be anything. Yeah, they'll change it for us.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh look, it's a pumpkin.

[Tom]

That'd be kind of cool.

[Bob]

That would be kind of cool.

[Josh]

Oh, it's the masters this weekend. They made it look like a golf ball.

[Kristi]

They were turning the sphere into the moon and it looked like the moon it was laying in the floor.

[Caller]

Really cool.

[Tom]

That's great.

[Bob]

Well, if you're traveling to the moon, how about some top travel do's and don'ts?

[Tom]

All right.

[Bob]

It's not really specific to the moon.

[Tom]

Do we get to guess them, you think?

[Bob]

A new poll from Talker Research reveals people's top travel do's and don'ts. First of all, 2,000American travelers.

[Josh]

You're.

[Kristi]

You guessing throws everything off because you're not normal. So that's going to be a problem. But you can guess if you'd like.

[Tom]

Well, I've read the list, so it wouldn't be fair for me to guess.

[Kristi]

Don't guess that.

[Josh]

Don't forget condoms if you're going to Haiti.

[Bob]

Well, that's. This is more pet peeve.

[Kristi]

Don't drink the water.

[Tom]

You know something, if you're going to Haiti, that'd be kind of low on the list. Really. I think maybe don't go number one. Bodyguards.

[Bob]

These are some of the the top ten travel pet peeves.

[Kristi]

Okay.

[Bob]

And most of them are usually on a plane, but if you would like to try to guess, we have 10.

[Caller]

When your passenger puts their feet on the dashboard.

[Kristi]

Well, dashboard.

[Josh]

Oh, in the car.

[Bob]

In the car. Well, this is on a plane, apparently. Letting your child kick the seat in front of them. That's terrible.

[Josh]

I like it. It's a little massage.

[Kristi]

Is it going to be. I can't put my seat back.

[Bob]

Let's see. I don't recall your seat as far as it can go.

[Kristi]

I will push my seat back if my seat's built to be able to push back.

[Josh]

I don't think you're wrong, but I don't do it.

[Tom]

I Think you're wrong.

[Bob]

And it's kind of.

[Josh]

He's right though. They let you do it.

[Tom]

Yeah, but they shouldn't there. That there should be a thing.

[Kristi]

Fix the seat. Weld the seat.

[Tom]

As much as I don't. As much as I don't believe in democracy, what they should do is they should. The, the someone should get on the pa. Okay, we're gonna take a vote and there's like a switch in your seat and you press the button and there's. Okay, 75% say seats back. I'm gonna count to 10. When I get to 10, everybody put it back at the same time.

[Kristi]

I've had the guy in front of me put a seat back and I don't find it objectionable really.

[Josh]

To me it's, it's really great.

[Tom]

Shoves your laptop into your chest, that tray thing.

[Kristi]

Really.

[Josh]

I don't want the ability to delouse the head of the person.

[Tom]

Yes, very good.

[Bob]

Some of the other pet peeves include ignoring personal space, which kind of goes with what you're saying.

[Josh]

There is no personal space on a plane.

[Bob]

No talking loudly on the phone.

[Kristi]

Hey, how you doing? What's that? Not nothing. Damn thing.

[Tom]

You're not allowed to talk on a phone on a plane?

[Josh]

No.

[Tom]

And is that happens? But is that real? I've always thought is that going to affect the navigation?

[Josh]

I think it's to control this.

[Bob]

And I have heard a phone ring in the air on approach.

[Josh]

Yes. And it wasn't followed by a 10 foot turbulence drop?

[Bob]

No.

[Caller]

You know how you're supposed to put it on airplane on the plane and I, the guy next to me last time I flew like, look, pulled it up, looked at it and went nah. And I'm like, if we crash beating you to death. Like. But no one obviously you don't have to, right? No, didn't affect any.

[Tom]

But. But I mean it's a nice rule because you don't want the guy sitting next to you talking the whole.

[Patty G]

No, it's actually for the communication with the other planes and that stuff. Not that you're going to crash.

[Josh]

So it really would interfere.

[Patty G]

That's what they say. Yeah. I'm not sure if that's true.

[Tom]

I'm kind of skeptical.

[Josh]

But.

[Tom]

But why would they put something that critical in the hands of morons like us? I don't want to have get on an airplane. I don't want to have anything to say about anything.

[Kristi]

I remember trying to make a call on a foot. You can't make a call to get

[Tom]

to a certain I. I was in.

[Josh]

The fact that there used to be phones on planes tells me that this is kind of bs.

[Tom]

Yeah. But I remember I was on the tarmac, I think it was in Detroit, and they were. They were whatever. De Icing the plane.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And I'm not kidding. One of the pilots came back. We were. I was in the. In the window seat. The Internet. What do you think? Is all that ice off? And I wanted to say I don't want to have anything to do. You are the pro. I am an idiot. I'm not going to even vote in this. You decide.

[Josh]

I was on a plane. They needed to de ice it, but they forgot the deicer and they had to use a credit card. We were there for eight hours.

[Bob]

Don't you hate that?

[Tom]

That's why I like CDs. You can take those jewel cases and just clean off your wider.

[Caller]

When I flew out of Green Bay last year, they de iced half the plane. Like the right side of the plane. And we start backing up and the guy behind me says to the. The flight attendant, hey, are they going to do the other side? And she goes, yeah, I was wondering about that. And you see her go up front and they pulled the plane back in

[Tom]

and did the other side. Terrifying again.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Tom]

No, thank you.

[Bob]

Other things, when you're traveling, treating employees disrespectfully, including flight attendants, train attendance, hotel staff, etc.

[Kristi]

Sure.

[Bob]

Playing audio without headphones.

[Tom]

Didn't we just have a thing saying

[Bob]

that they're not going to ununited, but we never got to that story.

[Tom]

Well, yeah, they're going to actually like

[Josh]

fine people or enforce it.

[Tom]

Yeah, they're going to enforce it. You can't.

[Bob]

With good.

[Tom]

With good reason.

[Caller]

Well, can we get that at the grocery store as well?

[Josh]

What's the problem with the grocery store

[Caller]

when people are just on their phone talk or listening to music?

[Tom]

But Jeff, with no other day, I was at Target. Not just on the phone. Talking on the phone while checking out.

[Bob]

That's really disrespectful.

[Patty G]

That happens a lot.

[Bob]

United Airlines says flight crews will now boot passengers who refuse to use headphones with their devices.

[Kristi]

If I can't talk to people while I'm checking out, if I can't talk to them, how am I going to stay in touch with my people? I need to stay in touch with my people.

[Tom]

I'm not sure what accent that is, but I enjoy this guy very much.

[Bob]

Don't take your shoes off on public transportation.

[Tom]

That's another one coming up. The must haves While traveling.

[Kristi]

Takes his feet off on the.

[Caller]

He does shoes.

[Kristi]

I'm sorry?

[Josh]

Shoes.

[Tom]

On the play.

[Josh]

I do. There's zero foot odor. And no one's the wiser. My feet. No one's looking down there.

[Caller]

I was very wise to it. But not from the smell.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

Josh, don't listen to what I'm about to say. Do something in your head. Okay. The next time we fly together, the assignment's going to be someone. Someone has to steal Josh's shoes mid flight.

[Patty G]

How funny would that be?

[Tom]

And then when he gets off the

[Kristi]

plane, roll the window down.

[Tom]

Oh, I can't wait. All right, you can come back now. Josh, welcome back. Take the blindfold off.

[Caller]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom]

The radio blindfold.

[Josh]

You guys were probably discussing about how it's such a good idea to take your shoes off on the plane.

[Kristi]

Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

We're all going to do it.

[Kristi]

Comfor. All right. Yeah.

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[Kristi]

You put your bare feet on the

[Josh]

carpet in the plane. My stocking feet.

[Tom]

Can you imagine what's on the floor of a plane?

[Josh]

Yeah, you know, but vacuum?

[Bob]

What are you talking about?

[Tom]

You can't vacuum out those spirochets.

[Patty G]

The world is a dirty place.

[Tom]

People have been having.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Josh]

What do you think's on the armrest?

[Kristi]

People are having sex in the floor. In the plane. What?

[Tom]

He thinks you understand how gravity works.

[Kristi]

That's where it all lands.

[Tom]

I rest, Mike.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Tom]

The Hammer alley podcast.

[Josh]

An 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Tom]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley. Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Josh]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Patty G]

I'm looking for a musical video. They're a band from 1987.

[Josh]

Hammer Alley.

[Patty G]

Ever heard of them?

[Tom]

To rock bottom.

[Bob]

Dude.

[Tom]

I was born in 1987.

[State Farm Announcer]

I can't believe he's doing this.

[Josh]

Hammer Alley.

[Tom]

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