B&T Extra: Foreskin Reconstruction, Letters, & Toothpaste in the Mouth

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra (June 23, 2026)

"Foreskin Reconstruction, Letters, & Toothpaste in the Mouth"

Episode Overview

In this lively BOB & TOM Show Extra, Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Josh Arnold, Kristi Lee, and Christopher dive into a classic freewheeling conversation. The episode balances irreverent humor, strange health topics, and nostalgic music talk, with the crew riffing on everything from foreskin reconstruction methods and quirky hygiene habits to listeners’ letters about everyday life and oddball spa ideas. Amidst the laughs, the group also dabbles in music nostalgia with a focus on Jimmy Dean’s "Big Bad John"—including its obscure sequel and a parody—delivering plenty of banter and quotable moments along the way.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Foreskin Reconstruction and “How To” Documentaries

• Main Segment: [02:19 – 03:38]
• The show opens with Josh and Tom discussing a recent article and an episode of HBO’s How To with John Wilson, where a man attempts foreskin restoration with weights and pulleys.
• Quotes:
  • Josh Arnold [02:40]: “He interviewed one guy that was stretching his foreskin out with the help of some weights and pulleys.”
  • Tom Griswold [03:10]: “I believe it’s called mental illness. We’ll explore that.”
• The group muses on parents who let children decide about circumcision and whether restored foreskin enhances sexual satisfaction.
• Raw, zany banter ensues, typical of the show’s edgy comedic tone.

2. Listeners' Letters: Hygiene Hacks & Back-Scratching Spas

• Toothpaste-in-the-Mouth Trick: [03:59 – 06:34]
  • A truck driver, Rupert from Idaho, thanks Tom and Chick for suggesting the shortcut of squirting toothpaste directly into the mouth before brushing.
  • Discussion pivots to toothpaste preferences, with revelations about personalized routines—Bob uses a two-paste combo, Tom rotates brands, and Josh admits to tossing out travel samples he never uses.
  • Quotes:
    • Rupert (read by Josh Arnold) [04:00]: “Your trick of putting toothpaste in the mouth is awesome. So much easier.”
    • Bob Kevoian [04:49]: “I have a toothpaste, and then I have a toothpaste that goes on the toothpaste. So that’s the thing.”
• Back-Scratch Spa Idea: [07:15 – 08:45]
  • A listener named Stacy writes in about her husband’s love for back scratches and his suggestion she start a back-scratching spa.
  • The team humorously debates whether back-scratching could border on "a heartbeat away from prostitution."
  • Quotes:
    • Josh Arnold [07:58]: “But first, turn her out on a corner to see if she likes it. Don’t you think it’s a heartbeat away from prostitution?”
    • Kristi Lee [08:08]: “No.”

3. Nostalgic Music Corner: Big Bad John & Oddball Sequels

• Jimmy Dean and “Big Bad John”:
  • [08:45 – 13:17] The team reminisces about Jimmy Dean—not just his sausages, but his stint as an entertainer and the impact of "Big Bad John," touching on its storyline of heroism.
  • Discussion on whether they have the self-sacrifice gene depicted in the song.
  • (Tom Griswold [09:49]: "It’s got this kind of a life reaffirming thing about a guy sacrificing.")
  • [10:20] Tom fantasizes about “torpedo tubes” on planes for unruly passengers after recounting a news story.
  • Quotes:
    • Tom Griswold [10:25]: “There should be the equivalent of a torpedo tube on all airplanes. You take this douchebag… tie his hands up, stick him in the tube, and drop them over Idaho.”
• Sequels and Parodies: [12:13 – 16:40]
  • They address listener Evan’s letter about the much lesser-known sequel "Cajun Queen," where Big John’s lover revives him with voodoo powers, and listen to a snippet.
  • Quotes:
    • Josh Arnold (reading the letter) [12:54]: “Big John does have a sequel written by Jimmy Dean. The song is called Cajun Queen. Big John’s lover comes to the collapsed mine to revive him with her voodoo powers.”
    • Bob Kevoian [13:07]: “Oh, I must hear it.”
  • Tom recalls being obsessed as a child with the parody "Small Sad Sam" and plays a sample—producing group-wide groans.
  • Quotes:
    • Tom Griswold [14:50]: “I apologize to Evan. I just remembered that Small Sad Sam was out there. I didn’t realize how awful it was.”
    • Josh Arnold [16:28]: "Barry Gordy should be embarrassed."

4. Running Gags, Callbacks, and Absurdities

• Tongue scrapers, “poddies class”, and “puss lotties” become springboards for absurd group improv. [06:32 – 07:05]
• Tangent about Paul Newman’s legacy and his spaghetti sauce, with friendly neighborhood ribbing about Ohio roots. [11:47 – 12:13]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Josh Arnold [02:40]: “He interviewed one guy that was stretching his foreskin out with the help of some weights and pulleys.”
• Tom Griswold [03:10]: “I believe it’s called mental illness. We’ll explore that.”
• Rupert’s Letter (as read) [04:00]: “Your trick of putting toothpaste in the mouth is awesome. So much easier.”
• Bob Kevoian [04:49]: “I have a toothpaste, and then I have a toothpaste that goes on the toothpaste. So that’s the thing.”
• Josh Arnold [07:58]: “But first, turn her out on a corner to see if she likes it. Don’t you think it’s a heartbeat away from prostitution?”
• Tom Griswold [10:25]: “There should be the equivalent of a torpedo tube on all airplanes. You take this douchebag… tie his hands up, stick him in the tube, and drop them over Idaho.”
• Josh Arnold (on "Small Sad Sam") [16:28]: "Barry Gordy should be embarrassed."
• Tom Griswold [14:50]: “I apologize to Evan. I just remembered that Small Sad Sam was out there. I didn’t realize how awful it was.”
• Kristi Lee [14:21]: “Kind of a zydeco feel.”

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Start | End | |-----------------------------------------|-------|-------| | Foreskin Reconstruction Discussion | 02:19 | 03:38 | | Listener Letters: Toothpaste Hack | 03:59 | 06:34 | | Spa and Back-Scratching Ideas | 07:15 | 08:45 | | Jimmy Dean/Big Bad John Discussion | 08:45 | 13:17 | | Big John Sequel (“Cajun Queen”) | 12:54 | 13:39 | | Small Sad Sam Parody & Review | 14:50 | 16:47 |

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Summary

This B&T Extra lives up to the show’s reputation for unfiltered, comedic roundtable talk. With playful arguments, eyebrow-raising tangents, and affectionate listener interactivity, the cast lampoons everything from bizarre health trends and relationship quirks to musical deep cuts. Nostalgia, improvisation, and comedic irreverence make it a classic BOB & TOM half hour, full of quotable lines and unexpected laughs.

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For listeners: If you missed the episode, this summary gives you the highlights, context, and most entertaining exchanges—laughs guaranteed, no matter how strange the topics get.

Transcript

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[Christopher (Producer or Announcer)]

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[Josh Arnold]

The Werther's are good, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

The headline once again is Foreskin reconstruction. Once again. This has nothing to do with the

[Bob Kevoian]

Civil War, honey, we get the Silly Putty.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever read about this?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm curious.

[Tom Griswold]

I have foreskin stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's why? Some parents have decided, I'm gonna let my child decide when they get old enough to whether or not they want their foreskin or not.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a little mini documentary series on HBO called How to. With John Wilson, I think. And he lives in New York, and he tells you how to do, like, how to pick certain wines. And it's done with the comedic slant. And he interviewed one guy that was stretching his foreskin out with the help of some weights and pulleys.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what this article mentions as he sleeps. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it goes up over. You need a headboard, but it goes up. Yeah. It's fascinating. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's called mental illness. We'll explore that. Now, we do have a lot of letters to get to here.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't you curious that if it is that it adds to sexual satisfaction if you have a foreskin? Because people are pretty happy with the

[Bob Kevoian]

decision my folks made for me, and I have what I have.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say the worst one I ever had was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So this thing gets any more sensitive, it's gonna shoot off right now.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

I would like to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the correct response.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying no one can be happy with what they've got.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you make us do that right now?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. No, I have other. No, because I have mail that might make. Well, I got one that's gonna make. Josh, I got. We have a new story coming up to you that. It's one of my favorite topics that both Josh and I.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's. Let's get. Let's get through this first one. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm a truck driver. I listen on the app. My vision sucks without my contacts or glasses, and I brush my teeth in the shower. And, Tom and Chick, your trick of putting toothpaste in the mouth is awesome. So much easier.

[Bob Kevoian]

He tried it.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are correct. P.S. sorry. Josh that has been from Rupert, Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the guy. I like the folks who go, you know what? I'm gonna give this a shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still haven't.

[Kristi Lee]

I haven't either.

[Josh Arnold]

He gave it a try again.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're the only one that's using your toothpaste.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've got your own little area, why not just put it right in your mouth?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I'm gonna try it. Oh, what, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom has his own little area.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have two. I have a toothpaste, and then I have a toothpaste that goes on the toothpaste. So that's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think you were that delicate.

[Josh Arnold]

You just blew my mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not that I'm delicate.

[Tom Griswold]

Toothpaste on the tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a polishing like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's called. What is it? Smile Actives. And you put that on top of your regular toothpaste. So this might be more difficult for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's from the Madison Avenue company.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

New York. No, they have rumored to have nanobots in it. And they clean your teeth?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're like tiny robotic spiders.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right. They clean your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

I tend to be pretty brand loyal

[Josh Arnold]

to stuff I know. You know, you whatever your mom used when you were a kid, that's what you use now.

[Tom Griswold]

Except for some stuff that's generally true. Like my mom used Tide. I use Tide. I suppose if I read about it I would find a different detergent.

[Kristi Lee]

But your wife probably has a lot of influence over you now.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, she's in charge. I'll have to call her and ask. Yeah, but I rotate toothpaste. I've got like five different kinds in my drawer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you ever use the samples that you get from the dentist office?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I do too.

[Kristi Lee]

Traveling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are great.

[Kristi Lee]

You don't use them when you travel or you use them at home?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. That's funny you should mention I. I threw away like 30 the other day. I don't know, I just don't you. I got a tuba tooth.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, everyone, I think Josh

[Josh Arnold]

has encouraged you ever since the pandemic. I'm a hoarder.

[Tom Griswold]

Try. Try the stuff that we suggest. Try sticking the tooth. See, the best thing about doing it, Josh, is it gives your tongue a little rehearsal time. You put the toothpaste right in your mouth and you get a little. And then you've got to learn to segment it and take just the right amount.

[Kristi Lee]

You brush your tongue. You're supposed to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you hunt and find the toothpaste, it will help you hunting and finding other things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, I just. I take care of all that in my poddies class.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it was a long wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, it's like what you're going to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a two year wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever noticed the parking lot at that pus ladies place? It's just a mess. You think people that have nice cars like that would know how to drive?

[Josh Arnold]

Does anyone have a Subarus? A tongue scraper?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just use the brush with.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't Have a tongue too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, people swear by those.

[Josh Arnold]

That's from Suckerville too, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. We have puss lotties.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you don't want to dwell on the same topic. I'll try to keep this brief.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have them scared.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Stacy.

[Josh Arnold]

I needed to say it, but now I'm scared. I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Stacy writes.

[Josh Arnold]

I know the feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, favorite people.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

My husband loves my back and butt scratches so much, he thinks I should open it. Oh, I see. My husband loves my back scratches. I got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was gonna say I like. I like a nice lady back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too. That's what I thought it meant.

[Bob Kevoian]

But men's backs.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I love my back being attended to.

[Christopher (Producer or Announcer)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So her husband. She scratches her husband's back and then she says, and butt scratches. He thinks I should open a spa for back scratching only.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice. Please do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but. But first turn her out on a corner to see if she likes it. Don't you think it's a heartbeat away from prostitution?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Being a back scratcher.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We might have to look at.

[Josh Arnold]

She's gonna fall in love with some guy. She scratches his back. It's a meet cute. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Stacy. Is she. She writes Stacy from Chicago. Montana, Maryland, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Minnesota, Texas and Washington.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, she gets around.

[Tom Griswold]

What if she was a so called army brat?

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a prostitute to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Stacy, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have used your name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will happily try your back scratching spa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that would be nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Stacy, you got to prove it to me. Okay. You've got what it takes to scratch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, occasionally we uncover classics that people are not familiar with on this program.

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

Occasionally.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a reason in most cases why they're not familiar with.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe you were singing the praises of Jimmy Dean. I now famous for the sausage, but a very fine entertainer.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. And his more of a businessman, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in the beginning he was an entertainer. He had his own TV show, the Jimmy Dean Show. Introduced the Muppets to.

[Josh Arnold]

He was like television.

[Tom Griswold]

He had Ralph them. I think that was the first major appearance of Muppets for any period of time on tv. In any event.

[Josh Arnold]

I think his name's Rolf, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is, yeah.

[Christopher (Producer or Announcer)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a little bit of an opportunity yesterday to play the song Big John.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Bad John.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Bad John. Who is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Big Bad John. And Josh was saying how I remember as a Kid, I had this record and I played it over and over and over.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got this kind of a life reaffirming thing about a guy sacrificing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a horrific ending.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys have that, that, that sacrifice yourself for others thing. I absolutely do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But it's a rare instance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like when they're. Like when I'm on a plane sitting next to the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they go, will you be willing? I'm like, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I say it, but I don't. I don't mean. I think. I think some of the flight attendants are on to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see yesterday they had another guy try to open the door?

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is why. This is why I say, and I want to go on record here. There should be the equivalent of a torpedo tube on all airplanes. You take this douchebag. No trial. Just you tie his hands up, stick him in the tube and drop them over Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever.

[Kristi Lee]

Had U.S. marshals now on planes. Is that not happening anymore?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that always.

[Tom Griswold]

They. Oh, they. They secured this idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. A guy who hopped up and secured him had a jiu Jitsu T shirt on. And he turned out to be like a ninth degree. Yeah, a ninth degree black belt or something.

[Kristi Lee]

Is this the one that had to land in Madison or something on the way?

[Tom Griswold]

It was. No, this is the one that was from Puerto Rico.

[Josh Arnold]

And all the other passengers were lining up to. And he kept going. I got him, man. I got him. Yeah, I got him.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, but. I know, but we all want to slap him in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

I want him in the torpedo tube. Drop them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just don't do it over an urban area. He might hit someone.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you screaming for, pal? You want it out?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here you go. Hold up. Do you want to go in a cornfield or. Or would you rather go into a lake? I'm off topic here. So we have Jimmy Dean and his sausage and Big John. And then he became famous for his sausages. And there's a whole series. The great Paul Newman. Great actor, humanitarian, and has a very fine spaghetti sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just Paul Newman.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Josh Arnold]

He would not want you to say the great Paul Newman.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he wouldn't, but he was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you don't have to say it every time. It's kind of irritating.

[Tom Griswold]

You just know that you just don't like Paul because he's from Shaker Heights, where I'm from.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. As a matter of fact, you jaundice everything from northeast Ohio for me, and I didn't care for it to start with.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Evan. Evan is a farmer in Ohio. He goes, I'm a farmer in Ohio. I was listening to your show on my raycon earbuds yesterday in my tractor. I heard you play a little bit of the song Big John. A moment later, Tom was talking about the sequel to that song, and I got even more excited. Think I was finally going to get one of Tom's references. Although I was born in 1990. 1998, not 1888.

[Kristi Lee]

Like nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I was preferred prepared for him to play the Cajun Queen.

[Josh Arnold]

I have by Jimmy Dean correspondence much the same topic.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not aware that there was a sequel.

[Josh Arnold]

Big John does have a sequel written by Jimmy Dean. The song is called Cajun Queen. Big John's lover comes to the collapsed mine to revive him with her voodoo powers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I must hear it.

[Josh Arnold]

He said, dot, dot, dot, dot. No, this is not a joke. That's Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

I had that must. It obviously wasn't a hit.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I never.

[Tom Griswold]

Big John was all over the radio

[Josh Arnold]

and never heard Cajun Queen.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you played more of a parody response than a sequel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy was hoping he would hear. I've got a copy of Cajun Queen. Here we go. We can hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know what the result of the voodoo ladies visit was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they're usually effective.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You don't mess with that.

[Josh Arnold]

She's trying to revive him. Bring him back.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it is.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They played this in the Jimmy Dean commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

She kind of breezed into town from New Orleans and said, boys, I'm Big John's Cajun Queen. I didn't come here to argue or waste anybody's time. I just come to get my man, me a dirty old mind. Cause he moved me.

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

now where you give up for old Queenie's gonna start. Cause I got a. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I want. I will have to find out how it ends.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the. Like the harmonica.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Kind of a zydeco feel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't. But I don't want to. I want Big John to be down there.

[Kristi Lee]

Big John. You want him in the mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you. I. I kind of hope it doesn't work for her and she learns to. To live without him. Because I. That legend. You want the. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The legend lives on. But I'm sorry. Back to our letter from our farmer friend Evan In Ohio. He said, I was prepared for Tom to play the Cajun queen by Jimmy Dean, but solely disappointed to hear Small sad Sam.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, we all were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. For some reason, you thought that was.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes once again, I had never heard of it. And once again, Tom ruined my day. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get why you like that Tom. If you're a kid and you love big bad John, and then all of a sudden, you find out somebody did a silly parody of it called Small sad Sad.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly the case because I was a kid, and I thought it was really silly and dumb. And here I'll play a little bit of it, and I haven't heard this in many, many years. When we played a little yesterday, I realized it's genuinely awful. But here it is in theory.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

What happened here?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Small sad Sam.

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

Here's a tale of a man who was puny and Weak stood 4 foot 6 in his stocking feet Got a narrow in the shoulder and heavy in the waist Everything about him seemed to be misplaced Small Sam, He sleep in town one rainy night Running like a dog away from a fight. Okay. He had a pretty big mouth for a guy his size. And everything he said was a pack of lies.

[Josh Arnold]

Here they come. Ladies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, ladies.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, they didn't put them in there, Girls.

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Get to the point.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoever produced that, you know, they clicked on the mic and go, we're not going to get one better than that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we make it sound thin and long and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Tinny.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? That's on a compilation. That was a Motown sign.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

From Motown?

[Josh Arnold]

Of all things. Barry Gordy should be embarrassed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's on an album with all kinds of great artists. And then there's that thing. Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Small sad Sam.

[Tom Griswold]

But so I apologize to Evan. I. I just remembered that Small sad Sam was out there. I didn't realize how awful it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Small sad Sam.

[Christopher (Producer or Announcer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on iTunesN. Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Full send Golf. You guys know how much I really, really love Golf. Full send Golf 2v2. Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys. Join the party on the golf course. Back to golf in a big way.

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

Now what? Practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go hit the range. I was like, let's go to the range. We are headed to the golf. Caryo, you want to go for this? No, you don't play golf?

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta break par. I'm very, very excited.

[Christopher (Producer or Announcer)]

You excited?

[Guest or Additional Contributor]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Full send golf. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.