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Love that Kevin kneeling. He gives us warm, fuzzy feelings whenever he's around. Four years ago, I worked with him in Sanibel, but he doesn't remember me. Well, hey, he's worked with lots of folks. Kevin Nealon. So funny. Kevin Nealon. I made no impression on him. Granted, I was terrible years ago. Everyone knew. Whoa. Kevin Nealon. We love you, Kevin Nealon. Welcome to the Bob and Tom. He's not here. It's Chick show. Oh, that sucks. Missed something. Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom Extra. Matt Godwin's across the way. Artie regaled us two or three times this morning with some wonderful tunes. You're working overtime today, Pat. What a day I'm having. Willie G. And now the star is here. Yes. The star he's referring to, of course, is Mr. Frank Caliendo. A real handsome gentleman. Indeed. The room. The handsome quotient of the room just got better. That's right. Tom's job. Tom's looking around going, wait. Wait a second. That sounds familiar. Is that you doing my voice? I know I wasn't really doing your voice, but I don't know why it was me. Why I turned you into this, like, east coaster all of a sudden. What's going on here? What's right here? Hey, Frankie. C.J. with Willie G. They're both in the room. I'm Tom Griswold. Welcome to the Bob and Time show, everybody. That's Tony Soprano. We didn't know was going to be here. Come on, it's all about. Oh, Frank said his coffee this morning. There's Willie G. Happy birthday, Willie G. Hey, thanks. Oh, man. Let's do the voices singing. Happy birthday to Willie G. Happy birth to you Adam Center. Happy birthday to you Mark Ruffalo. Happy birthday dear Willy Al Pacino. Happy birthday to you all right, bravo. Robert De Niro and many more. I'm gonna pull up a list of actors and the whole drive. You have to do every single actor on that list. Now do some of Willie's celebrity heroes. P. Diddy. You got that feeling, too. I felt like I'm not supposed to be a. He's not supposed to be a certain distance with it. Ye. Like Willie, are you out of your 20s now? Oh, I'm 32, big guy. I'm all the way out. Swear I look so young. Gosh. What? I know. All that hair. I'm gonna lie about it. I think. I think I want to be like, yeah, I'm 26. Like how ladies do get away with it. Pat did it for years. I'm still doing it. No, it's way better. I am telling you, 4 years old, because people are gonna. You say, I'm 32 people. Oh, my gosh. I thought you were 28. If you say you're 26, people are gonna go, oh, yeah. See, I always subscribe. That's a hard 26. I was in Vegas and I was doing it. I go, yeah, how Old do you think I am? It was like 22 year old little K Jack, where he goes, I don't know, mister. Probably 45. Right? Right. I go, what the hell? I'm never playing that game ever again. Yeah, but see, if you tell people you're 40, and then. And if you say, yeah, I'm 40, they go, wow, you look really great for a 40. No, I'm fine. 32 is cool. Same number as Edwin James. I'm gonna start edging, baby. Let's do this. There we go. There we go. Now, Frank Caliendo is with us doing some great voices already. And Frank, Willie G and Al Jackson are on the road. I told you this a while ago. When I have people open for me, part of the deal is you get to drive me around and get ordered around and stuff. No, but you do drive around a bunch. But today, the whole plan, I think the plan the whole time was Willie was going to pick me up and bring me to the station. I think for two weeks I thought that's what it was. And then yesterday I texted him, you're grabbing me for the show tomorrow. Oh, no, I've got to be there earlier and at a better part of the show than you're on. So it was like, yeah. I was like, wait, what? What? You're not coming to get me? So. But I had a backup plan because it's Willie. But no, it's fine. I did what I always go. I go, frank, do you know who my dad is? And then I just took care of everything. Oh, yeah, I did say, are you taking me to Bob and Dad tomorrow? I like that very much. Bob and Pop is better than right there. Frank, give me more coffee. I could be so much better. Bob and Pop. Well, Frank, we're to give you. Give you time to think because we're going to make Pat do something again. Christy had a news story about some guy kidnapping. This is. Yeah. Man accused of abducting his ex girlfriend's pet chicken named Polly. I'd like to know more about these people. Have you not ever had a revengeful gal? My goodness, that would have never been an accidental statement that went so well. And you had the Josh Ar paws in there, G. The all new Josh Arnold pause, which is I don't know where I'm going pause. Think, think, think, think, think. Bing. I got this one. Accidental gal. No, we used to call that bushification man. Try to figure out what comes. You know, people do weird things when their heart's broken. This guy barely wanted to steal her Chicken. But, I mean, these people have. I want to know more about their lives. She has a pet chicken and apparently really cares about it. If the guy goes. I got to take that. Right, Exactly. Maybe it was like a custody battle. Maybe people love their chick. They love love their animals. Must love like a dog. That chicken, by the way, was returned unharmed to her owner. And the guy was found in the woods still clutching the chicken. He's been arrested. Wow. It's got to be tough being a guy found in the woods, you know? You think you found a good enough? Things haven't gone great. You're getting. You're getting tased holding a chicken. You're an unincorporated. Whatever it was. Portland County. Yeah. It just sounds like an interesting bunch of folks. And here's Jon Gruden as a chicken. George Bush as a. It was very good. I'm trying to. I'll tell you what, man. Wait a second. I was just trying to do voices randomly for Tom. How about this one? How about William Shatner is a chicken? But, but, but, but, but. Took me a second, but I got to the buck. Ba. Colonel Kirk. Oh, thank you very much. Captain's Brock Sulu. You can't do Sulu, can you? No. Again. Now, Pat, you said you have a chicken song for us? It's for you. Really? Oh, really. It's a little feet tribute. You're gonna love this. The guy that stole his girlfriend's chicken. Yeah. I've seen the bright lights of a courtroom and now the darkness of a cell I fought with my lady after she gave me so much help oh, she gave me a tongue lashing. She loves a chicken more than me. Well, I broke down her back door. Gonna make some fricassee. Oh, my girlfriend loves that frickin chicken. Catachroomi for loop. The cops are trying to find me, so I just flew the. I kidnapped her pet chicken and now I'm on the lamb. They caught me in the kitchen with a frying pan. Yeah. All right. Chicken for Tommy G. A tribute to the great little feet. Can I. Can I be honest for a second? Yes, sir. I didn't think that song was going to be great at the end. And at the end, I was like, this is tremendous. Thank you very much. Like at the beginning, I was like, I don't know if I'm buying it. I just bought 100%. I was. I don't think anybody was buying in the beginning either. No, I knew. I knew I was going. When you Frey something, what does it mean? I have no, no idea. You Hear it all the time. But I don't know how to fricassee. I don't know. Let me look it up. I think it's lemon lime and some capers. Oh, is that lemon lime? Are you just a great liar? Is that what that is? It's a stew made with pieces of meat that have been browned in butter and served in a soft in a sauce flavor with cooking stock. So. I had no idea. Okay. I can see you're right though. It's one of those things you. It's. I think it's because it's such a funny word. It is funny. Yeah. No idea. Frey, looks good now. I'm hungry. I'm getting hungry now. Thank you very much. Frank Caliendo is here with us. Frank, everything going great at home? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wonderful. Mother in law's still there. It's great. Oh, good, good. Really good. So I'm still on the road. Hey, I tell you, no respect at all, you know. What a crowd. You guys are great. Does your mother in law enjoy the. The Frank Caliendo voices? I don't. I. I don't know. Does she ask for like can you do John Barrymore? So does he have the same frame of reference as you? Yes. In other words? Yes. Do Dick have it again, sweetheart, you get a hell of a cavet. We need a little more Spiro Agnew in the house. That. That Jack Par killed me. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't think nobody around the house really wants me to do voices. I don't think there's any of that at all. Your kids do any voices? Both kids do a Jon Gruden. I remember they. Juliet does the funniest one because just to see at the time she was like a 13 year old little girl. I tell you what, man, that's pretty good. We're just all doing the Gruden family. It's tremendous. Everybody opening up boxes inside a box. It doesn't get any better than that little spider. Too wide. Banana cream pie for breakfast. I'll tell you what, we fricasseed it, man. Fricassee. Somebody know what fricassee is? I wonder what that kind of stuff is. I'd like to. I remember our Woody Woodpecker. Remember Woody Woodpecker? Oh, sure. They used to have pressure cook gator and sassafras tea. Sassafras. I was thinking it was fricassee. Turns out I had two words confused in my head. Sassafras and fricassee. You could put Them together, man. In Mississippi. That's a lot of syllables and not making a lot of sense right now. You're right, Mr. Gruden. Yeah. Don't email. Don't email anything. John, you did a great job. I heard that time where you got to the end of the sentence, you couldn't think of that last word. We were rooting for you to get it. Like, I take my time. Yeah, that's pret. Pretty good. I'm careful. Rob Schneider's like, you can do it. I do. I do. Rob Schneider, man. Doing a. Rob Schneider. Wow. I did. That's inception, man. Leonardo DiCaprio. When you got John Gruden. All right, okay. Thank you. Back to you guys. John Gruden, currently unemployed. It's always a pleasure to see you, Frank. Veteran standup comedian. Amanda's done many bits of television. Have you ever been in a movie? Yeah, I did a. I'm trying to think if I've done more than one movie. I've been cut from a couple movies. I did a movie. What was that called? The Comebacks. Is that what I was in? Oh, sure. The football deal. The football movie. I was an announcer. A David Koechner movie. Right, right. And it was like an airplane Police Squad, Naked Gun kind of movie with football. And I was the announcer. And the big game starts up. I was only there for, like, I don't know, two hours, but they used me for the commercials and stuff like that. It was Al Michaels and John Madden calling the game. Unbelievable, what we're seeing here. Yeah. You know, you look at. You see what's happening on the. And then they cut. It's me just doing all the voices of the announcers for the game. So it was. That's a good gag. It was a great gag. Yeah. Yeah. And it worked. It worked really well for the commercials. Nobody, apparently. It was decent for the commercials, but not great to draw people into the theaters. Am I correct in saying. Isn't there a new. Is it Police Squad? They're bringing back Naked Gun. Yeah, Naked Gun. Liam Neeson. Yes. Don't call me Shirley. That'll be great. Hopefully. Yes. Yeah. He's a great choice. He is so serious. And I've been. I've been thinking about that because it's an element of him just taking those. What would you call it? Such obvious things. But the. The. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like movies without gladiators? Yeah. Like those lines. He's funny. And Ted, the movie Teddy. Well, the first time I saw it was Life's too short. Oh, yeah. Where he does the bit with the. The little person from Willow. Yeah. Warwick Davis. Real good. And he's got to do. I'd like to do some comedy improvisation. Stand up. Here's a list of things. And he's like, oh, you've brought a list. I'm good at making lists. Yeah, he's funny. There's a terrific book about the making of the movie Airplane. Okay. And about how they had to tell these guys, no, we want you to be serious. They didn't want them to be. You know, we're handling the comedy here. You guys be really serious. So they've got Lloyd Bridges being totally serious the whole song. I'm looking forward to it. That's a great element of comedy when you play things over the top so seriously that you don't know the comedy's going on in. When such silliness is. I think those. The people that wrote that and correct me if I'm wrong, somebody can Google it. But I think they were from Wisconsin. I think some of the people from that group and one of the guys who bounced out of there, it created comedy sports. I think it was Dick Chud now. So there was like a whole. Because they did Kentucky Fried movies. I thought that was great. Yeah, they did the theater first. Kentucky Fried Theater. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah. And they made Kentucky Fried Movie. Right. And it was all about that. Just the ridiculous. Top secret was I think was done by somebody different, but very similar. No, it is the Zucker brothers. Oh, is that Zucker's. Oh, yeah, Zuckerberg. Val Kilmer's debut. Yeah. Oh, man, there's such great stuff. We're hanging out with Frank Caliendo. Christie Lee is at the news desk. Have we missed anything? The newest trend in wedding planning is to hire so called wedding content creators who capture your big day for social media. I mean, this makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah, it's it. I'm surprised it took this long. Web Society, a wedding planning hub features the following pitch. Wedding content creators are revolutionizing how couples document their big day. Working alongside traditional photographers and videographers, these professionals focus on capturing real time social media. Ready content. Think candid moments, behind the scenes snippets and trendy reels, all tailored to tell your wedding story in an authentic and shareable way. Also think another 10 grand. An added bonus. Wedding content creators have a very quick turnaround time, often within 24 hours of your wedding. Okay. They get the honeymoon on your only fans page. Make some money back, boy. Weddings Are ridiculous. Why? I mean, you really are spending an insane amount of money. That's just so stupid. It's for the women. Women don't like a nice down payment on a house. Yeah, not as much as a wedding, apparently. Why is that? What's the. What's the. I was not that girl. Even though I've had four. I was not that girl. You're not. That sounds like you might be. Your last one was. Your last one was pretty low key, right? Very low key. Nobody was there. Nobody. Just the family. Well, you know, people learn. I think they'd learn right after three you go, hey, was it reflected in the gifts? Yeah, we didn't get any. We didn't need wedding gifts. Your friends go by now, she's probably got a toaster. If not three. If not three of them. Three. Okay. No, don't you think it's. I mean, very few men. Really. Did you have any input? No, no, it's. I mean, don't you always like having that excuse? You can't. When you get an invitation to wedding going, oh, gee, I can't go. I've got a game I gotta watch. Best part of being stand up comedian is you work on weekends. Yeah. You can always get out of the wedding. Unless you're Willy, who's bailing on us later in the tour. But I got a bachelor party. I'm gonna shave my mustache. It's a bachelor party, but I offered to do it. You're too good a friend. All your friends are getting married. So you're in everyone's wedding. Everyone's getting married. I have no money anymore. It's the worst. I'm buying so many rice cookers, it's crazy. Is that your go to gift? Yeah, it's usually the cheapest thing on there. 40, 50 rice cooker. Are they always destination weddings? No, I mean, they've been destination for me because I don't live in the same town as these folks. But yeah, I got to go to Louisville. I got to go to, you know, Carmel. Yeah. I got to go around. Yeah. There's nothing worse than a destination wedding. I think you got to spend a lot of money go there. It's usually reflected in the gift, I think. Well, the old thing is you don't. If you have to go, you. If it's destination for you, you don't have to give a gift. It. Yeah, yeah, but I still like to give gifts. That's. That's the. I think they're playing on the guilt there. I think they. I think they still want the gift? Well, yeah. I think it's still nice. I think a lot of times the guy would understand. And the lady might not because my wife would not. There's no gift. There's. That'd be a big talk. And what's the rule? 10 years to give a gift, right? You have 10 years. 10. I think it's 1 1. Sorry. Sorry, Christy. I thought I was. I guess that's a good thing. If you want to see if it takes. Have you been married two years? How long have you been married? Maybe two years in May. All right. I'm a year late on your gift. That's okay. Do you like a Red Lobster gift card? The one I gave you for Christmas? A Kentucky woman received mail from her lifelong friend on her birthday. Speaking of birthdays. Willie. And opened it to find a familiar card. It's the same birthday card the women have been sending back and forth to one another for 81 years. Oh, yes. We've. We've talked about these nice ladies before. Wow, that's. I guess we're gonna talk about them every year until one of them kicks. Oh, well, I'm just saying. Yeah, we'll read it. Until we won't. Yeah. Pat Darima. Who turned, by the way. That was. That was Godwin's nickname. I knew. I knew you were gonna. When he was in jail. I heard that one. Here we go, Pat. Dreamer. Hey, look, it's Prison love. She turned 95 on Tuesday and said the tradition began on her 14th birthday in Indianapolis when her friend Mary Wheaton gave her a birthday card. You'd rather be Pat Darim or. Than Pat Darim? Yes. Yeah. Josh, I thought you said you liked all the nerves back there. I like. Again, mild pressure, no entry. You don't care about these people. You just wanted to make fun of her name. Let's face it. That's hilarious. I'm starting to think that we. We don't read this news. You don't care about these wonderful old women. You're just. Just wanting to make fun of her name. Okay. We should be embarrassed. Okay. With the money these cheapskates save on getting a new car, they can go have lunch at the LS Airs Tea Room. Are they handing it to each other? Sending it across? Could you imagine get lost in the mail, how awful that would be after 81 years? Well, Pat and Mary, I hope you had a wonderful birthday, and I hope you have a wonderful time, and I hope you get to send it another 80 years. I mean, that's madness. That didn't sound sincerely a natural way to live. Really scary if they did just dust. Yeah. My God. Well, begging to. I'm 180. You don't look a day over 130. Everything hurts. I just had to go to my great, great, great grandchild's funeral. Wiping is a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park. Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world. 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