B&T Extra: Greg Hahn Charging phones KFC toothpaste

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Greg Hahn, Charging Phones, KFC Toothpaste
Release Date: June 2, 2025

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Introduction
In this engaging episode of The BOB & TOM Show, hosts Bob and Tom, along with their co-host Chick, delve into a variety of entertaining and humorous topics. Special guest comedian Greg Hahn joins the conversation, bringing his unique comedic flair to discussions ranging from charging anxiety to the bizarre collaboration between KFC and an oral care brand.

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1. Chick Millionaire: A Hilarious Reality TV Spoof

Timestamp: 02:23 - 03:54

The show kicks off with a parody of reality TV matchmaking series, "Chick Millionaire," where Chick auditionals women eager to marry a fictitious $50 million inheritance recipient.

• Christy Lee: "Here at Bob and Tom television we found 20 very gullible money-grubbing women and told them that they have a chance to meet and marry a guy who recently inherited $50 million. Forget Joe Millionaire, it's Chick Millionaire." [02:23]

Chick humorously outlines outrageous tasks for the contestants, such as massaging his feet during a Redskins game while wearing only Nikes, leading to comical reactions from Greg Hahn.

• Chick: "I'm looking for one of those little pop-up timers because you are done." [05:23]

The segment satirizes the lengths people might go for wealth, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.

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2. Charging Anxiety: The Modern Dilemma

Timestamp: 05:03 - 07:11

Greg Hahn introduces the topic of "charging anxiety," exploring how dependent people have become on their smartphone batteries.

• Greg Hahn: "35% of respondents feel content waiting until the juice runs to below 20% before thinking about finding a way to charge their phone." [05:58]

Bob shares a personal anecdote about running out of battery, emphasizing the pervasive nature of this anxiety.

• Bob: "I believe that you get... I'm that guy. You couldn't make it to Chicago. I forgot to." [06:01]

The discussion highlights societal dependence on technology, with humorous takes on the inconveniences of battery depletion.

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3. The KFC Toothpaste Collaboration: A Comedy of Flavors

Timestamp: 08:21 - 13:18

A standout moment of the episode is the revelation of Kentucky Fried Chicken's (KFC) foray into oral care with a new fried chicken-flavored toothpaste, developed in partnership with His Smile.

• Greg Hahn: "Kentucky Fried Chicken is launching a fried chicken flavored toothpaste." [08:28]

The hosts react with a mix of intrigue and disbelief, debating the plausibility and taste implications of such a product.

• Chick: "Would you rather have... chicken flavored toothpaste?" [08:55]

The segment showcases the hosts' comedic chemistry as they imagine the implications of combining fast food flavors with daily hygiene products.

• Greg Hahn: "The toothpaste is available for $13 on his Smile's website. For a limited time, a matching electric toothbrush is being sold for $59." [10:21]

Despite the humorous skepticism, the discussion underscores the lengths companies might go to innovate product lines, no matter how unconventional.

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4. Publishers Clearinghouse Bankruptcy: News Segment

Timestamp: 15:22 - 17:27

Transitioning to the news desk with Christy Lee, the hosts discuss the unexpected bankruptcy filing of Publishers Clearinghouse, a company famed for its prize patrols and large cash giveaways.

• Greg Hahn: "Publishers Clearinghouse... has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection." [15:23]

Bob cynically remarks on the company's motives, suggesting financial maneuvering rather than a genuine business pivot.

• Bob: "They're using bankruptcies. They don't have to pay their bills. Be honest here." [15:56]

The conversation touches on the decline of traditional media forms, with a humorous nod to Greg's extensive digital magazine subscriptions.

• Chick: "I have two... Tools and Cougar Monthly." [17:40]

This segment blends current events with the show's signature humor, offering listeners both information and entertainment.

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5. Stolen Rolls Royce in Florida: A Comedic Breakdown

Timestamp: 18:10 - 20:56

The hosts cover a local news story about the theft of a Rolls Royce in Miami, injecting humor into the discussion of crime and law enforcement.

• Greg Hahn: "Police in Florida arrested a man accused of stealing a Rolls Royce that was running and unlocked from a Miami neighborhood." [18:10]

Bob questions the logic behind leaving a car running, leading to a comedic exchange about personal habits and vehicle security.

• Bob: "Why would you leave your car running this time of year in Florida?" [19:00]

Chick and Tom further embellish the story with exaggerated scenarios, showcasing their improvisational skills.

• Chick: "Let me guess. The first item of business is changed the name of this place. Is that right?" [19:56]

The segment culminates with playful banter about the damages caused by the theft, keeping the tone light amidst the news coverage.

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6. Final Thoughts and Farewell

Timestamp: 21:09 - End

As the episode wraps up, the hosts briefly touch upon soccer highlights before signing off, maintaining their blend of humor and camaraderie.

• Chick: "What a goal with that cannon of a left foot." [21:32]

• Bob: "Inside the opening 45 seconds." [21:29]

The episode concludes with promotional snippets, encouraging listeners to follow and engage with the show across various platforms.

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Notable Quotes:

• "I dislike mint. I don't like mint gum." — Bob [11:16]
• "If they put caramel in there where the green thing is, then you'd have something. Why don't they do that? Andy's." — Chick [11:53]
• "They're still giving people cash. How fair is that?" — Chick [16:16]

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Conclusion
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully balances humor with topical discussions, featuring guest Greg Hahn in memorable segments. From the absurdity of KFC toothpaste to the relatable woes of charging anxiety, the hosts provide laughter and insight, ensuring both regular listeners and newcomers find something to enjoy.

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Transcript

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[Bob]

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[Chick]

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[Bob]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Bob]

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[Tom]

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[Bob]

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[Chick]

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[Bob]

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[Christy]

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[Tom]

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[Bob]

I'm missing a nap for this.

[Tom]

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[Christy]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the show today. Greg Hahn charging the phone and KFC toothp paste. It's all coming up in just a minute.

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[Christy]

Here at Bob and Tom television we found 20 very gullible money grubbing women and told them that they have a chance to meet and marry a guy who recently inherited $50 million. Forget Joe Millionaire, it's Chick Millionaire.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Christy]

You won't want to miss a second as Chick gets to know the women and slowly begins the weeding out process to determine which woman shares his interests.

[Chick]

Okay, I'm going to put on this diaper. I want you to smack my behind and tell me no, no, no, and then suckle me until I drift off. I don't know. Oh, well, I guess you don't have to do it if you don't want to. $50 million.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Sounds fun. Sounds fun.

[Bob]

I like it.

[Christy]

Each week Chip will eliminate one of the finalists until only one woman remains.

[Chick]

Who will it be? Today, I'm going to lay flat on the couch and each of you will have the opportunity to massage my feet while I watch the Redskins game. Then I'd like you to clean my house while wearing nothing but a new pair of Nikes.

[Greg Hahn]

That's a little weird.

[Chick]

Really? Well, I'm so sorry you feel that way. Hey, here a second. Let me get a closer look at your body.

[Christy]

Hmm.

[Tom]

What are you looking for?

[Chick]

I'm looking for one of those little pop up timers because you are done.

[Christy]

Don't miss all of the excitement, all of the tears. Don't miss Chick Millionaire. Only on Bob and Tom Television.

[Chick]

To hell with the women. It's that old British butler that's making me hot.

[Christy]

Now some more Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom.

[Chick]

Extra Tom. We have a special guest.

[Bob]

We certainly do. He is comedian Greg Hahn. Greg, how are you, sir?

[Tom]

Just great. I'm all excited. Holy smokes, I feel great. Hi to all the working people out there, right?

[Bob]

All right.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, I used to work. I invented the one man layoff. That's right. My power tie used to squirt. Come on, everybody. How did the working people.

[Chick]

Right?

[Tom]

Godwin. Yeah, absolutely. We should have been truckers right down the road talking to each other in the CB. Pull in the truck stop. Shower 8. Get a fresh hot shower. Shower 8. Little rescue pit bull. Trying to get those urinal cakes there by 9. Come on, Trucker. What are you carrying today?

[Chick]

Urinal cakes evidently. What I heard.

[Bob]

I got to get in there by nine.

[Chick]

By nine.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Tom]

Good man. I got 901.

[Chick]

You're too late.

[Tom]

That's right.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

I got some sleep, man. I took my periwinkle root. Knocks you right out. You gotta wear a diaper. I'm excited. Just had my DWI reduced to a dwc. Driving while constipated.

[Chick]

Come on, everybody.

[Tom]

Do a joke. You're fired up.

[Bob]

Thank you very much. We have Christie Lee at the news desk. We've got a lot to get to here. What's going on?

[Greg Hahn]

A new survey has been pointed when folks start to panic about their smartphone battery dying. Anybody want to take a guess on the percentage?

[Chick]

35%.

[Tom]

Yeah, right around there.

[Chick]

33.

[Bob]

When does the light go on. I haven't gone 20 doesn't the thing at 20%, it turns to red.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I don't know if anything lights up.

[Tom]

19%.

[Greg Hahn]

Chick, you're very close. 38%. Aha. Is the dip before panic sets in and people seek out a way to get it charged. 35% of respondents feel content waiting until the juice runs to below 20% before thinking about finding a way to charge their phone. Less than 15% said they do not worry about their phone's battery until it dips below 10. Charging anxiety stronger among younger generations with worries setting in for gen zers and millennials. At 45% battery life. I don't even look at my. I don't even have any idea.

[Bob]

You ever run it out?

[Greg Hahn]

No. Have you?

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. Really, sir, I've run it out. I believe that you get. This is why I don't want to get an electric car. Yeah, I'm gonna be that. I'm that guy. You couldn't make it to Chicago. I forgot to.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, I forgot to charge. Yeah.

[Chick]

I.

[Bob]

At this point, though, there are places to charge it virtually everywhere. I mean, even at the airport. Now you can go direct as long.

[Greg Hahn]

As you have a. If you have a cable or something.

[Chick]

That's one of my favorite stories about you. Didn't you get into a fight with a fellow traveler at some airport about.

[Bob]

I did.

[Chick]

Hogging an outlet. Go ahead, tell us the story.

[Bob]

I had a. What's that? What do you call it? I had a plug. It was like a little bigger than a golf ball, but it had. You had a phone. Two inputs on it, right? Two USB inputs. And there was this lady sitting there and she had a thing plugged in with it. I said, k, can I. I got a splitter here. Can I put this in here?

[Chick]

No, I don't blame her. Snooze, you lose.

[Bob]

And then I said, what airline do you want? Oh, yeah, they're famous for crashing, ma' am.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob]

Did you actually say that or you. No, I shouldn't say that.

[Tom]

She's just said no. And you were polite and backed off.

[Bob]

Yeah. And there was no. There was nowhere else.

[Chick]

And how did she say no again now?

[Tom]

Terrible.

[Bob]

Gotta. Gotta use that phone, I'm sure, to charge it up so you can call Fest 2025.

[Chick]

Oh, hey, if you've never been to.

[Bob]

Hear the keynote speaker.

[Tom]

The last airport I was in.

[Chick]

The seats that you sit in to wait had chargers.

[Bob]

Yeah, this was great. This was one of those places I. I think it. I forget where where they had like a bar kind of thing with four seats.

[Chick]

They were late to the party.

[Bob]

Yeah, but now they're everywhere. And I remember when you used to have to buy WI FI at the airport.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

That's scam. You had to buy it for a year and then what is it?

[Chick]

Bogo or go go.

[Bob]

Whoever owned that, I hope they were publicly hanged.

[Chick]

WI Fi should seems a little.

[Bob]

No, WI Fi should. Free and all.

[Chick]

Right. Hey, why are they hanging those guys? Something about WI fi at the airport making people look.

[Bob]

I need it for the next 40 minutes. Or do you have to buy it for a year? Thanks very much. You're paying taxes for those airports, they can afford to put WI FI in. Okay. Oh, Lord.

[Greg Hahn]

Are you looking for a new flavor of toothpaste?

[Chick]

I'm looking for anything, Christy. Anything you got. I'm looking. Okay, you let me know.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, Kentucky Fried Chicken is launching a fried chicken flavored toothpaste.

[Chick]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I love, you know. And you. Having said that, Kentucky Fried Chicken is on my radar for lunch.

[Greg Hahn]

Oh, that sounds great.

[Chick]

First of all, but I don't like it in my toothpaste.

[Bob]

I want to. I'd like to. I love Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Greg Hahn]

You like extra crispy or regular?

[Chick]

Regular. Yeah, Gotta go regular. Don't care for extra crispy.

[Tom]

I don't either. Regular.

[Bob]

I want to get ahold of some of this and try it. Do you think it sounds great? It's gotta be horrible.

[Greg Hahn]

No, it doesn't sound.

[Bob]

Chicken flavored toothpaste.

[Greg Hahn]

No, it sounds horrible.

[Bob]

Would you rather have. Would you rather have.

[Chick]

Are you insane?

[Greg Hahn]

Can you imagine your breath after you brush your teeth with this?

[Bob]

Hey, chicken for lunch.

[Tom]

Chicken kind of minty chicken.

[Greg Hahn]

Are we gonna have gravy? Mouthwash? Come on.

[Chick]

Hold it. I didn't know that was on the table. I like their gravy.

[Bob]

Yeah, I certainly don't want. I don't want Colgate flavored chicken, I'll tell you that.

[Chick]

I don't know what it is, the gravy and the mashed potato, but it's amazing.

[Tom]

It's good. Yeah.

[Chick]

How do they do that? And the coleslaw. Don't get me started about the coleslaw. Now, my ode to a coleslaw old slaw. Oh, I love you.

[Bob]

O.

[Greg Hahn]

The fast food chain has teamed up with oral care brand His Smile to turn its signature 11 herbs and spices into a fluoride free toothpaste. KFC said in a press release, quote, like biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC original recipe chicken.

[Chick]

No, no, no.

[Greg Hahn]

It's not too based is irresistible. Coating your teeth in flavor while leaving your mouth feeling fresh and clean.

[Tom]

Fresh and clean how?

[Bob]

Oh, it's molar licking good. Well, I really want to try this.

[Chick]

You ever lick anybody's molars, Tom? You get in there and a big French kiss. You're back there in the back molar.

[Tom]

You're so in love.

[Chick]

Yeah, you're so in love, you're suck on their tongue. You've done this.

[Bob]

No, Greg. I'm sorry. These pervs are great.

[Greg Hahn]

The toothpaste is available for 13 on his smiles website. For a limited time, a matching electric toothbrush is being sold for 59.

[Chick]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Bob]

There it is. There's a picture of it.

[Chick]

It's got the kernel right on it. I take it all back. I'm not using the toothpaste. But by go I'm using that toothbrush.

[Tom]

That thing rocks.

[Bob]

That looks very cool.

[Chick]

Look at that. The kernels on there and everything.

[Tom]

Imagine a new girl coming in your bathroom. What the hell? They're just ripping off my toothpaste. I came out with gamish cornhen.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Bob]

I figured. Will you try it? If we get it, I will.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, sure, I'll try it.

[Tom]

I'll try it.

[Chick]

You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to swallow toothpaste though, right?

[Bob]

No, no, but it's just the flavor in your mouth.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Greg Hahn]

I don't understand how it can taste like chicken and leave a fresh, clean taste in your mouth. I don't know.

[Bob]

But you and I agree, you're gonna.

[Greg Hahn]

Have to order that.

[Bob]

I despise mint.

[Chick]

I. Yeah, I love it.

[Tom]

My son hates it too.

[Bob]

I don't. I don't like mint gum.

[Chick]

Love it. The great taste of pine and whatever you're eating. No thanks.

[Bob]

Mint ice cream.

[Chick]

Chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip.

[Tom]

Delicious.

[Greg Hahn]

Greg, you're right. It's. That was my favorite ice cream for years.

[Chick]

Last time Greg's gonna be on the show. I had no idea you like mint chocolate chip. Give me the forms.

[Bob]

Oh, I know. How can we take chalk and ruin it? Put mint in it.

[Chick]

Yeah. You know what this needs? Mint.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Greg Hahn]

Sorry. What do you guys do at Olive Garden? You don't even eat the mints. Come on.

[Chick]

No, those Andes meant.

[Greg Hahn]

No, you guys are wrong.

[Chick]

If they put caramel in there where the green thing is, then you'd have something. Why don't they do that? Andy's.

[Greg Hahn]

I. I bet they do now.

[Chick]

Hang on. Don't Bother me. I'm ordering Andy's caramel mints. Don't bother me.

[Greg Hahn]

I have bad news. Jess says they're already sold out of the toothpaste.

[Bob]

What? Yeah, we just found out about it.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, you know what?

[Chick]

So now I gotta go to the black market. Andy's Toffee Crunch Candies. Oh, Andy's caramel.

[Bob]

Go on. Tell Hooker to go on ebay and see if we can get it. But it's got to be sealed. I don't want to get some guys, you know, taking a syringe and jizzed it up.

[Tom]

What?

[Chick]

What he said was he doesn't want any Kentucky Fried Chicken toothpaste jizzed up. Does everybody understand this?

[Tom]

That's a taste. Oh, when you say it, it makes sense.

[Chick]

Thank you. That's what I thought. Go ahead, Tom.

[Bob]

It's a jazz term.

[Greg Hahn]

All right.

[Bob]

Comedian Greg Hahn has joined us in the studio. Greg, A handsome, handsome man. A single man.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, right. Well, I got my girlfriend, Francine Fartweller.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom]

Yeah. She's got a lot of talent. She can guess your height within a foot. How about that?

[Chick]

That's pretty good. Damn fine work.

[Tom]

Y. Yeah. Can I get a little drink over here? Little smart cocktail, you know what I mean? Can I get a little fireball on the rocks with ice? Thank you. Gotta let the ladies know you know how to order a drink. You're talking about when it comes to alcohol.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

Gotta get a little Tito and vodka. Thank you.

[Bob]

Y. Titos and vodka.

[Tom]

I'm just excited. I just.

[Chick]

How about a latte with some milk? How about that?

[Tom]

That's good.

[Chick]

That okay.

[Tom]

That's in the theme.

[Bob]

I'm gonna Chateaubriand for two with a steak.

[Tom]

I just ordered my mail order bridesmaid. They're more fun. Thank you.

[Bob]

Greg Han is our guest. Ladies and gentlemen, not to be missed live and in person. It's great to see you.

[Tom]

Brian's made. Thank you.

[Bob]

How's the condo?

[Tom]

Oh, the condo's nice.

[Bob]

You have a fashionable condo in. In the greater Miami area.

[Tom]

I tried to get my property tax lowered by telling him my place is haunted. Didn't work.

[Bob]

Anyway. Yeah. Are you the penthouse, right?

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah, it's fun.

[Bob]

What floor are you on?

[Tom]

The top. You gotta hit pH.

[Bob]

I know.

[Chick]

You don't know how many floors you're on.

[Tom]

It's only 10.

[Chick]

Are you sure?

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

That's pretty good.

[Bob]

You can look at the water.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, I look at the water. Yeah, it's great. It's beautiful.

[Chick]

He told me there aren't any mosquitoes at that height. That's what he keeps telling me. I don't believe him, but that's what he said.

[Bob]

Are there birds at that?

[Chick]

Go ahead.

[Tom]

Just gigantic water birds or something, you know, but, you know, it's fun.

[Chick]

What do you mean? Like a water bird? Like a Gulf you.

[Tom]

It was all those things. They fly by.

[Chick]

What do you got there?

[Bob]

Go.

[Tom]

Go right past my bird feeder.

[Chick]

Are you at home?

[Tom]

Doesn't sound like you're home ever, huh? Are you home? Yeah, I'm home. All right. Not too much.

[Chick]

Tell them how there are.

[Tom]

No.

[Chick]

No mosquitoes at 100ft.

[Tom]

There's no mosquitoes up there, Chick.

[Chick]

See?

[Tom]

But there are yachts. There's yachts that go by.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

You know how it is. I wave at them. I wave at them.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

They don't wave back. I give them the finger.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

Day long.

[Chick]

That's what they get.

[Bob]

So wait a second.

[Chick]

Stuck up.

[Bob]

You're in the 10th floor and it's 100ft high. Those are low ceilings, give or take.

[Tom]

Isn't it 10ft of floor? No.

[Chick]

Yes. Standard is 10ft of floor.

[Bob]

Is there a 13th floor in your building? No elevator.

[Greg Hahn]

And the 10th floor? Tom, if they were on the penthouse and there were 13 floors, that would make no sense if he was on the 10th floor.

[Bob]

That last hotel we were in, there was a 13th floor. Notice that.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah, a lot of hotels have a 13th floor.

[Bob]

Okay. Just scary. That's always the one that's haunted. I'm sorry. Let's go back to the SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Chick]

Hey.

[Greg Hahn]

Publishers Clearinghouse, the marketing and sweepstakes company known for doling out large prize patrol checks has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

[Chick]

Whoops.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. Publisher Publishers Clearinghouse said it was using the bankruptcy process to, quote, finalize a shift away from its legacy business of direct mail, retail merchandise and magazine subscriptions. Transition to a pure digital advertising model.

[Bob]

No, they're using bankruptcies. They don't have to pay their bills. Be honest here.

[Greg Hahn]

Company said it plans to operate in a business as usual manner throughout the bankruptcy process, noting that the Prize Patrol team will continue to deliver awards across the United States.

[Bob]

Yeah, the big commercials with big oversized.

[Greg Hahn]

Checks and the big. All the balloons and the confetti and.

[Tom]

The big white panel van.

[Chick]

You don't know Publishers Clearinghouse or somebody after your kid. Yeah, well, so much for them coming on board the Bob and Tom show sponsor.

[Bob]

If it's not.

[Tom]

If you heard they're Broke.

[Bob]

If it's not Ed McMahon, they're taking your kid.

[Chick]

Would you do that? If they came and asked you to replace the Ed McMahon, would you go across the country and award people money? Because I would. Heck yeah.

[Bob]

I don't see how they're going to keep doing it.

[Chick]

A sweet gig, right?

[Bob]

I'd be. I'd be unhappy if they owed me money now. They're still going out there giving people cash.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Especially now that they're broke.

[Bob]

Doesn't seem to be fair.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Are you gonna take a check or a rain check? Yeah, this. This might be good later on.

[Tom]

I invested myself. I invest. Yeah. I put all my money in artificial incontinence.

[Chick]

That's a growth industry.

[Bob]

Is that right?

[Tom]

Okay.

[Bob]

The. They're going out because no one's getting magazines anymore, I assume.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, I would assume you're correct. Yes.

[Chick]

Not physical magazines, right?

[Tom]

Yep.

[Chick]

But how many magazines you have on your phone? I'm gonna say 15.

[Bob]

Oh, more than that.

[Chick]

Yeah. The boy loves magazines. I don't know what his problem is.

[Bob]

Magazines, newspapers, books, it's all. Not phone. It's amazing.

[Greg Hahn]

But you pay for them.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah.

[Bob]

The. The so called pay wall. How many do you have on your phone?

[Chick]

Oh, gosh, I don't know. Probably about the same. Well, 15, 20, maybe.

[Bob]

Yeah. Do you have any Christie?

[Greg Hahn]

I have two.

[Bob]

Playgirl.

[Chick]

No Playgirl and Horn Dog at the Wall Street Journal.

[Greg Hahn]

You, Tools and Cougar Monthly. Yes, that's it. Cougar Monthly.

[Chick]

Buff Boys without shirts.

[Bob]

Finally. Finally Legal.

[Greg Hahn]

Man.

[Bob]

Bass Player Weekly. By the way, if you've never seen the movie Sideways, watch for the scene where he goes, it goes to order the magazine. It's as funny as it comes.

[Greg Hahn]

Police in Florida.

[Tom]

Yep.

[Greg Hahn]

Arrested a man accused of stealing a Rolls Royce that was running and unlocked from a Miami neighborhood. According to authorities, the $400,000 Black Badge rolls Royce was stolen from the luxury Parisio Bayviews condominiums in Edgewater. The owner. The owner.

[Chick]

That sounds. That name sounds like an extra on Miami Vice. What was it?

[Greg Hahn]

Parisio Bayview's condominium.

[Chick]

Yeah. He's. He's dealing.

[Greg Hahn]

Yeah. The owner, Jonathan Sanchez, said he asked the valet to watch his car while he went to retrieve his wallet, leaving the car running and unlocked, but taking the key with them. Mr. Sanchez told WTVJ TV's our middle name. Minutes later, the valet called to tell him someone had stolen his car.

[Bob]

Nice work, valet. Thanks for. I have a dumb. I have a really stupid question.

[Chick]

That's the only kind of.

[Bob]

Why would you Leave your car running this time of year in Florida.

[Chick]

Tom, how many times have you left your car running in your lifetime? Going to an event?

[Bob]

Constantly.

[Greg Hahn]

Well, then why are you.

[Chick]

Don't criticize these people. No matter what the temperature, when you.

[Bob]

Turn it off and walk, they'll get you.

[Chick]

You don't turn it off at any time. Regardless of the weather.

[Greg Hahn]

It can still be in the 80s in Florida. It can still be hot this time of year.

[Bob]

What's it like there right now?

[Tom]

That's nice.

[Bob]

But I said nobody's gonna. Nobody feels sorry for someone who got a rolls Royce stole.

[Greg Hahn]

Mr. Sanchez? Yeah. Mr. Sanchez and a friend tracked the car to Little Haiti. Police responded to the scene, apprehended a 36 year old suspect, a Mr. James Brown.

[Chick]

All right, the. The council of Little Hades coming to order.

[Greg Hahn]

What's our friend.

[Chick]

Let me guess. The first item of business is changed the name of this place. Is that right? Okay. All right, let's see if we can work on that.

[Bob]

All right, General Acimo, what would you like?

[Chick]

How about Springfield? How much?

[Bob]

All sympathy evaporate the minute. The minute you hear Rolls Royce and Valet Park.

[Greg Hahn]

Mr. Brown was charged with grand theft of a vehicle, resisting an officer without violence and petty theft. According to authorities, a suspect had, quote, walked up to the vehicle and said, this is my car. Hopped in and drove off.

[Bob]

Mr. Sanchez, one alert valet.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Greg Hahn]

By the way, Mr. Sanchez crashed the vehicle several times, causing significant damage.

[Bob]

Yeah, one can only imagine the fender of a Rolls Royce. That'll be $30,000. Well, congratulations, sir. Our guest in the studio is that guy over there. He is the great comedian Greg Hahn, one of my favorites.

[Tom]

Thanks so much.

[Bob]

Greg is on the road doing all kinds of great. Bringing joy to the people. That's what you do, my friend. Yeah, your teeth look good too.

[Tom]

Thanks very much. You know everybody. I'm hampered by low iq. Did you know that?

[Greg Hahn]

No, I didn't.

[Tom]

I'm hampered by low I. The class they put me in. We pay. We played pin the tail on Melvin. Come on, go through the new material. Work with me. Maybe halfway. Some of the stuff. Christy, what's in the news?

[Chick]

I don't know if I cared for that one.

[Bob]

Christy.

[Christy]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Bob]

Inside the opening 45 seconds.

[Chick]

What a goal with that cannon of a left foot.

[Tom]

I'll leave it at 1.

[Christy]

Never miss a game.

[Greg Hahn]

What a start for the United States.

[Chick]

Shot for distance. What a goal.

[Christy]

Never miss a moment.

[Tom]

Exquisite. From the San Diegan.

[Chick]

Can he finish?

[Advertiser]

Yes, he can.

[Christy]

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