Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Greg Hahn, Charging Phones, KFC Toothpaste
Release Date: June 2, 2025
Introduction
In this engaging episode of The BOB & TOM Show, hosts Bob and Tom, along with their co-host Chick, delve into a variety of entertaining and humorous topics. Special guest comedian Greg Hahn joins the conversation, bringing his unique comedic flair to discussions ranging from charging anxiety to the bizarre collaboration between KFC and an oral care brand.
1. Chick Millionaire: A Hilarious Reality TV Spoof
Timestamp: 02:23 - 03:54
The show kicks off with a parody of reality TV matchmaking series, "Chick Millionaire," where Chick auditionals women eager to marry a fictitious $50 million inheritance recipient.
- Christy Lee: "Here at Bob and Tom television we found 20 very gullible money-grubbing women and told them that they have a chance to meet and marry a guy who recently inherited $50 million. Forget Joe Millionaire, it's Chick Millionaire." [02:23]
Chick humorously outlines outrageous tasks for the contestants, such as massaging his feet during a Redskins game while wearing only Nikes, leading to comical reactions from Greg Hahn.
- Chick: "I'm looking for one of those little pop-up timers because you are done." [05:23]
The segment satirizes the lengths people might go for wealth, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.
2. Charging Anxiety: The Modern Dilemma
Timestamp: 05:03 - 07:11
Greg Hahn introduces the topic of "charging anxiety," exploring how dependent people have become on their smartphone batteries.
- Greg Hahn: "35% of respondents feel content waiting until the juice runs to below 20% before thinking about finding a way to charge their phone." [05:58]
Bob shares a personal anecdote about running out of battery, emphasizing the pervasive nature of this anxiety.
- Bob: "I believe that you get... I'm that guy. You couldn't make it to Chicago. I forgot to." [06:01]
The discussion highlights societal dependence on technology, with humorous takes on the inconveniences of battery depletion.
3. The KFC Toothpaste Collaboration: A Comedy of Flavors
Timestamp: 08:21 - 13:18
A standout moment of the episode is the revelation of Kentucky Fried Chicken's (KFC) foray into oral care with a new fried chicken-flavored toothpaste, developed in partnership with His Smile.
- Greg Hahn: "Kentucky Fried Chicken is launching a fried chicken flavored toothpaste." [08:28]
The hosts react with a mix of intrigue and disbelief, debating the plausibility and taste implications of such a product.
- Chick: "Would you rather have... chicken flavored toothpaste?" [08:55]
The segment showcases the hosts' comedic chemistry as they imagine the implications of combining fast food flavors with daily hygiene products.
- Greg Hahn: "The toothpaste is available for $13 on his Smile's website. For a limited time, a matching electric toothbrush is being sold for $59." [10:21]
Despite the humorous skepticism, the discussion underscores the lengths companies might go to innovate product lines, no matter how unconventional.
4. Publishers Clearinghouse Bankruptcy: News Segment
Timestamp: 15:22 - 17:27
Transitioning to the news desk with Christy Lee, the hosts discuss the unexpected bankruptcy filing of Publishers Clearinghouse, a company famed for its prize patrols and large cash giveaways.
- Greg Hahn: "Publishers Clearinghouse... has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection." [15:23]
Bob cynically remarks on the company's motives, suggesting financial maneuvering rather than a genuine business pivot.
- Bob: "They're using bankruptcies. They don't have to pay their bills. Be honest here." [15:56]
The conversation touches on the decline of traditional media forms, with a humorous nod to Greg's extensive digital magazine subscriptions.
- Chick: "I have two... Tools and Cougar Monthly." [17:40]
This segment blends current events with the show's signature humor, offering listeners both information and entertainment.
5. Stolen Rolls Royce in Florida: A Comedic Breakdown
Timestamp: 18:10 - 20:56
The hosts cover a local news story about the theft of a Rolls Royce in Miami, injecting humor into the discussion of crime and law enforcement.
- Greg Hahn: "Police in Florida arrested a man accused of stealing a Rolls Royce that was running and unlocked from a Miami neighborhood." [18:10]
Bob questions the logic behind leaving a car running, leading to a comedic exchange about personal habits and vehicle security.
- Bob: "Why would you leave your car running this time of year in Florida?" [19:00]
Chick and Tom further embellish the story with exaggerated scenarios, showcasing their improvisational skills.
- Chick: "Let me guess. The first item of business is changed the name of this place. Is that right?" [19:56]
The segment culminates with playful banter about the damages caused by the theft, keeping the tone light amidst the news coverage.
6. Final Thoughts and Farewell
Timestamp: 21:09 - End
As the episode wraps up, the hosts briefly touch upon soccer highlights before signing off, maintaining their blend of humor and camaraderie.
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Chick: "What a goal with that cannon of a left foot." [21:32]
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Bob: "Inside the opening 45 seconds." [21:29]
The episode concludes with promotional snippets, encouraging listeners to follow and engage with the show across various platforms.
Notable Quotes:
- "I dislike mint. I don't like mint gum." — Bob [11:16]
- "If they put caramel in there where the green thing is, then you'd have something. Why don't they do that? Andy's." — Chick [11:53]
- "They're still giving people cash. How fair is that?" — Chick [16:16]
Conclusion
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully balances humor with topical discussions, featuring guest Greg Hahn in memorable segments. From the absurdity of KFC toothpaste to the relatable woes of charging anxiety, the hosts provide laughter and insight, ensuring both regular listeners and newcomers find something to enjoy.
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