B&T Extra: Greg Warren

Summary

Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Greg Warren

Release Date: February 4, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Greg Warren

Introduction

In this episode of B&T Extra, the team delves into a variety of engaging topics, blending humor with insightful discussions. The episode features regular hosts Tom, Josh, Christy, Pat, and special guest Greg Warren, alongside occasional appearances by Ken Tarmac. The conversation ranges from internet security and fishing adventures to sociological studies and quirky cosmetic trends.

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1. ExpressVPN Endorsement [00:25 - 02:10]

The episode kicks off with a discussion about the importance of online security. Tom introduces ExpressVPN, emphasizing the risks of using unsecured networks in public places.

• Tom: “Going online without ExpressVPN is like leaving your laptop unattended at the coffee shop while you run to the bathroom. Most of the time you're probably fine, but what if one day you come out of the bathroom and your laptop is gone?” [00:25]

Josh and Pat further elaborate on the necessity of VPNs, highlighting how ExpressVPN creates a secure encrypted tunnel that protects personal data from hackers.

• Pat: “ExpressVPN stops hackers from stealing your data by creating a secure encrypted tunnel between your device and the Internet. ExpressVPN is super secure and easy to use.” [01:01]

Christy shares a relatable anecdote about a staff member who experienced an identity theft scare, underscoring the practical benefits of using a VPN across all devices.

• Christy: “Express VPN works on all devices, phones, laptops, tablets, and more, so you can stay secure on the go.” [01:26]

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2. Ken Tarmac’s Antics [02:10 - 04:03]

Ken Tarmac makes a brief and humorous appearance, sharing a story about corporate surveillance and his encounter with intrusive phone calls during a flight.

• Ken Tarmac: “Corporate has spy goggles today. They can find me anywhere.” [02:10]

He humorously demonstrates how to handle unwanted calls by duplicating his voicemail greeting, much to the amusement of the hosts.

• Ken Tarmac: “All you have to do is duplicate your voicemail greeting and they have no idea it's not you.” [02:37]

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3. Musical Tribute to Greg Warren [04:03 - 04:51]

A light-hearted musical segment follows, where Pat performs a brief rendition of "Yeah, Baby, It’s Cold Outside," celebrating Greg Warren amidst playful banter.

• Christy: “You should’ve heard Pat mumbling in the hallway just now. He's benching the starting quarterback.” [04:03]

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4. Fishing for Sharks Adventure [04:53 - 15:27]

The conversation shifts to an exciting fishing story shared by Greg Warren. He recounts an incident where Alberto Venegas unexpectedly caught a 10-foot great white shark while fishing for bull sharks on Amelia Island.

• Josh: “A man in Florida got quite the shock when he reeled in a great white shark.” [05:07]

The hosts discuss the legality and ethics of shark fishing, debating whether such practices are sustainable or intended for sport. Christy questions the necessity of catching sharks, while Greg explains the process of safely releasing hooked sharks.

• Christy: “It won't be in there long.” [08:15]

The segment also touches on the challenges of deep-sea fishing and the unique characteristics of great white sharks, blending humor with fascination.

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5. Study on Single Women’s Happiness [10:41 - 15:27]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing a recent study published in Social, Psychological and Personality Science. The study reveals that single women report greater life satisfaction and lower desire for a romantic partner compared to single men, challenging societal stereotypes.

• Pat: “Researchers noted that overall single women were happier than single men.” [10:44]

• Tom: “So the single ladies are happier than the single men? Is that what they're saying?” [12:50]

Greg Warren humorously critiques the study by referencing the card game "Old Maid," suggesting that if being single were truly desirable, players would aim to collect the "Old Maid" card.

• Greg Warren: “If it was so fun to be a single lady, then you wouldn't get stuck with the old maid. It would be a desirable card.” [12:25]

The group debates the implications of the study, with Christy and Josh adding their comedic takes on societal perceptions of singlehood and happiness.

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6. Designer Nipples Trend [15:56 - 19:30]

The hosts transition to a quirky discussion about a new cosmetic trend involving "designer nipples." Pat introduces the topic, explaining that this procedure involves injecting hyaluronic acid to enhance nipple projection, making them appear perpetually hard and excited.

• Pat: “According to this trend in the New York Post, they are injecting hyaluronic acid into the nipple to enhance projection.” [16:27]

The conversation includes humorous speculation about the functionality and aesthetics of such modifications, with Tom and Christy engaging in playful banter about the practicality and potential pitfalls of the trend.

• Tom: “Can a woman who has this done still breastfeed? Wouldn't the kid be drinking the hydrochloric acid?” [17:03]

The group laughs over the absurdity of some cosmetic enhancements, while also pondering their cultural significance and the lengths individuals might go to achieve certain beauty standards.

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Conclusion

The episode wraps up with Christopher bidding farewell, encouraging listeners to follow and listen on their preferred platforms. The hosts leave the audience with a mix of laughter, thoughtful discussions, and entertaining anecdotes, embodying the signature blend of comedy and conversation that The BOB & TOM Show is known for.

• Christopher: “Take care, everybody.” [19:33]

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Notable Quotes:

• Tom on ExpressVPN: “Going online without ExpressVPN is like leaving your laptop unattended at the coffee shop while you run to the bathroom.” [00:25]

• Pat on Single Women’s Happiness: “Researchers noted that overall single women were happier than single men.” [10:44]

• Greg Warren on Old Maid: “If it was so fun to be a single lady, then you wouldn't get stuck with the old maid. It would be a desirable card.” [12:25]

• Christy on Designer Nipples: “It's a cosmetic procedure that involves injecting hyaluronic acid into the nipple to enhance projection.” [16:27]

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Final Thoughts

This episode of B&T Extra showcases the hosts' ability to weave humor with meaningful dialogues on contemporary issues, from internet security to societal norms and emerging trends. Greg Warren's contributions add depth to the conversations, making the episode both entertaining and insightful for listeners.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Greg Warren and the fact that he never hooked up with Christy. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Josh]

Hey.

[Tom]

Hi, it's Tom along with Chicken, Josh and Christy, and we're here to Talk about Express VPN. Going online without ExpressVPN is like leaving your laptop unattended at the coffee shop while you run to the bathroom. Most of the time you're probably fine, but what if one day you come out of the bathroom and your laptop is gone?

[Josh]

You need to use a VPN because every time you connect to an unencrypted network at cafes, hotels, airports and other public places, your online data is not secure. Any hacker on the same network can gain access to and steal your personal data like passwords, bank logins, credit card details, and more.

[Pat]

Express VPN stops hackers from stealing your data by creating a secure encrypted tunnel between your device and the Internet. ExpressVPN is super secure and easy to use. It would take a hacker with a supercomputer over a billion years to get past ExpressVPN's encryption on. All you need to do is fire up the app and click one button to get protected.

[Christy]

You know, one of our staff members signed up for Express VPN because they had an identity theft scare when they were shopping online. Their kids were accessing the Internet and she wanted to be cautious about their privacy. Express VPN works on all devices, phones, laptops, tablets, and more, so you can stay secure on the go.

[Tom]

Secure your online data today by visiting expressvpn.com bobandtom that's E X P R E S s v p n.com bobandtom and you can get an extra four months free. Expressvpn.com bobandtom hey, Bob and Tom show.

[Ken Tarmac]

Hey gang, it's Ken Tarmac. Hey, we just landed. I got a call on the white courtesy phone. I'll tell you what.

[Christy]

What?

[Ken Tarmac]

Corporate has spy goggles today. They can find me anywhere. Really? So I'm on the plane. I'm 620 guy. Like I was saying, I'm next to some guy that kept going on and on and on today and almost wrote, oh gosh, I have another phone call.

[Tom]

You do?

[Ken Tarmac]

Oh, and it's tobac. I don't want to take this one.

[Tom]

Why not?

[Ken Tarmac]

Hey, you want to hear A trick.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Ken Tarmac]

Watch how I lose them. All you have to do is duplicate your voicemail greeting and they have no idea it's not you.

[Josh]

Oh, okay.

[Ken Tarmac]

Just listen to this. All right, I'm going to click over with it. I got to memorize it, though.

[Tom]

Okay?

[Ken Tarmac]

Okay. Okay. Hang tight. Hi, you've reached gold level sales leader Kenneth Tarmac. I'm sorry I can't take your call at the moment, but your call is very important to me. I check messages every quarter hour, unless in flight, in which in case I'll answer upon landing. So after the tone, please leave me your name, two numbers and a brief message. Or you can skypage text or preferably email me@ktarbacks closer.com. he's still talking.

[Josh]

He's still talking. Is he talking?

[Ken Tarmac]

Yeah, he's still chatting me up. Oh, God. I'll catch you later. I can't get enough of this.

[Tom]

All right, bye.

[Ken Tarmac]

We just laughing. I pull it off again.

[Christopher]

If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.

[Ken Tarmac]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Tom]

Extra, the exiled Pat to the other part of the building. Hi, Pat.

[Ken Tarmac]

Hey, Tom.

[Tom]

Good to see you.

[Josh]

It's good to see you.

[Tom]

Did you take your. Did you take your guitar in there?

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, I got it. Oh, but he's got his.

[Greg Warren]

Got a tune from the Journey across the River.

[Josh]

He's got his keyboard over there, too, though.

[Tom]

Okay. Okay.

[Christy]

You should heard Pat mumbling in the hallway just now. He's benching the starting quarterback.

[Tom]

I'd like to do a little. I'd like you to do a little something. Get your keyboard toasted over there. I'd like a little something for our guest, Mr. Greg Warren.

[Christy]

All right.

[Tom]

Something short. Yesterday, Greg, I'm sure you're aware of, it was Frank Sinatra's birthday. The late, great Frank Sinatra, born in the year 1915.

[Greg Warren]

Sure.

[Tom]

But we always like to celebrate with a little something. Christy is. I don't know if you knew this. Christie does like to sing. And Christy and Frank Sinatra have a little duet version of yeah, Baby, It's Cold. You know that. That controversial song, yeah, Baby, It's Cold Outside.

[Pat]

You ready there, Frank?

[Christy]

Of course. I'm always ready.

[Pat]

Baby, I really can't stay.

[Christy]

You're staying.

[Tom]

Thank you very much.

[Pat]

Short, sweet, to the point.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's a great song. I really like that, too. We returned to the torch desk. Is that correct?

[Josh]

Fish of a lifetime. That's right. A man in Florida got quite the shock when he reeled in a great white shark.

[Ken Tarmac]

Yikes.

[Josh]

In Fernandina. Fernanda Nana. I'm missing a. I'm missing a syllable.

[Pat]

Fernandino Beach.

[Josh]

Fernandina Fernando Bandito Beach. Alberto Venegas told the TV State that he was fishing for bull sharks, but stumbled across a 10 foot long great white instead.

[Christy]

Also, this guy may have been slightly unfazed. You're already. You're already fishing for.

[Tom]

Bullshit.

[Josh]

You don't fish for sharks, do you?

[Christy]

No, I never have.

[Josh]

Would you go pat? You too? You guys are fishermen. Would you go on the deep sea fish?

[Christy]

I have done it once, so.

[Josh]

Yeah. The big rods.

[Greg Warren]

I did that with Jimmy when I.

[Christy]

Got real, real sick.

[Unknown]

I was gonna say how sick? Did. Yeah, that's impossible. I couldn.

[Pat]

Oh, I love this guy.

[Tom]

Was.

[Pat]

Sea fishing is fun.

[Tom]

This guy was just fishing from the beach.

[Pat]

Yeah, he was just. Have you ever shore fish like that?

[Christy]

Not at an ocean, no.

[Pat]

Oh, okay.

[Tom]

What's scary is, I mean, people, you know, swim and stuff there and you.

[Josh]

Hook a. Hook a person.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah. You're constantly swimming near sharks all the time. Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But don't you see these guys fishing at the beach sometimes when you're there?

[Christy]

Yeah, they have those. They have those like eight football.

[Tom]

I just saw it when I was. It is Rosemary Beach.

[Unknown]

It's a good way to get a secluded spot on the beach because nobody.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Stays far away. Yeah.

[Tom]

What's using for bait? Kittens?

[Pat]

What was he using for bait, I wonder?

[Unknown]

Oh, I don't know.

[Josh]

He said what started out as a normal Tuesday. He wore a light jacket. Fishing at my favorite spot on Amelia island turned into a monumental catch for myself and for land based shark fishermen. Venegas, who was casting from shore, used blackfin tuna.

[Pat]

All right, that's good.

[Greg Warren]

I spent some time on Amelia Island. Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Beautiful.

[Tom]

Very cool.

[Josh]

With a lady.

[Greg Warren]

No, no.

[Unknown]

All by yourself?

[Greg Warren]

I got a gig there. Yeah.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I stayed at the Ritz Carlton there.

[Josh]

Oh, nice.

[Greg Warren]

Pretty awesome.

[Christy]

Yeah, it does sound awesome.

[Unknown]

By yourself?

[Greg Warren]

By myself, yeah.

[Tom]

They have any lotion in the shower? You have to.

[Pat]

Oh, gee.

[Josh]

Someplace like the Ritz Carlton. You think they'd only have room for if they had one. Put you at a lesser hotel.

[Greg Warren]

You think so?

[Josh]

You're wasting the hotel room.

[Tom]

Yeah. Did you get the, like the snicker from the clerk as you checked in?

[Greg Warren]

I know. I told her she was in.

[Pat]

There's nothing wrong with being alone.

[Tom]

Greg, did the guy do that Sneeze joke? Room 17 for loser. For our gentleman in the.

[Josh]

Did you notice that it felt more.

[Greg Warren]

Like a cough than a sneeze?

[Tom]

So I have A question. When you're fishing like this, Josh. For sharks.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh]

As if Josh knows.

[Tom]

Do you have to. I mean, obviously you can't take the hook out of the shark's mouth.

[Christy]

Just cut the line. Yeah. And that hook will be out in no time. They get them out. Really?

[Tom]

Because in the video, these guys turn the thick shark around and send him back out.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't run around.

[Tom]

No, I just.

[Greg Warren]

That hook will be out naturally.

[Christy]

It'll work its way out or the fish will work it out or the salt water will get it out. It'll rust out.

[Greg Warren]

Really?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

It won't be in there long.

[Pat]

You're not gonna put your hand in the mouth of a great white, are you?

[Greg Warren]

No.

[Josh]

Can't you make shark steaks or something? Can't you?

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, you can, but I mean, I don't. I don't know about just pulling one out.

[Pat]

Is it legal?

[Christy]

Killing it there on the beach?

[Josh]

How long would it take to clean a shark? You hang it up.

[Christy]

It's gotta be forever. And apparently great whites are riddled with worms. Yeah.

[Tom]

Really? And license plates and dog collars, you.

[Josh]

Know, whatever else you'd have to. When you cut it open, you'd have.

[Tom]

This was no boating accident. Okay. Sorry.

[Josh]

The license plate. Clang.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Pat]

So it sounds like there are guys who simply go to the beach every day and specifically fish for shark.

[Christy]

Yeah. I wonder what the end game was.

[Tom]

For catching bull shark.

[Pat]

I don't know if it's.

[Tom]

I don't know if he keep them, read them or send them back.

[Christy]

Trophy fish.

[Josh]

Isn't shark cartilage used for some sort of health?

[Pat]

That is kind of in China.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Rub it on your face.

[Christy]

Don't.

[Tom]

But don't needlessly kill them.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Pat]

No, no, no.

[Josh]

Makes you look younger. Don't they have tusks? Shark have tusks.

[Christy]

Some.

[Josh]

The.

[Christy]

The.

[Tom]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy]

The mammoth shark, West Pacific.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A giant, purest ivory made.

[Tom]

Yes, I remember the article. From Eastern Western University, South Campus.

[Christy]

That's exactly right. Yeah, yeah, it was brilliant.

[Tom]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh]

That's sports, Tom.

[Tom]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Josh]

People have been calling. People have been calling, emailing to hear this.

[Tom]

Oh, God.

[Josh]

Well, they like it.

[Christy]

You know what? I got an email, a fishing email yesterday from a young lady, and I don't remember her name, but she was asking if I'd ever caught a paddle fish because they're all over the Ozarks. The answer is no, I've never caught up.

[Josh]

Are those the ugly fish?

[Christy]

They're gigantic. And they look like they have a. Just a giant bill mouth, nose like.

[Greg Warren]

A real long species.

[Christy]

I don't know if they're necessarily invasive, but I've never gone what you how to catch them. You have to have like five guys.

[Pat]

Oh my God.

[Christy]

Hooking one and breaking.

[Tom]

What was the cartoon that had paddle foot?

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Tom]

That was that clutch car.

[Pat]

What?

[Josh]

There's no reason anyone should know the answer to this.

[Pat]

Okay, good.

[Josh]

Yeah, it was 70 years ago.

[Tom]

Famous cartoon shaped the lives of many. We now turn to Christy Lee. You'll find her.

[Pat]

I'm sorry.

[Tom]

Over. News desk. Christy, what's happened?

[Pat]

Recent study, we just touched on this a bit. Has found that women report greater satisfaction with being single than men. Single men expressed a stronger desire for a romantic partner than single women. Women also reported higher overall life satisfaction, greater sexual satisfaction, and a lower desire to have a romantic partner. Researchers noted that overall single women were happier than single men. These findings are published in the Social, Psychological and Personality Science. If you would like to read more. This challenges stereotypes that portray single women as lonely or unfulfilled while portraying single men as desirable and content. Thoughts?

[Tom]

So the ladies. The single ladies are happier than the single men? Is that what they're saying?

[Pat]

Yep.

[Josh]

So they claim old maid is a very well known term for lesbian single lady.

[Unknown]

Old maid.

[Josh]

Old. Old maid. Yeah.

[Tom]

Well, there was the whole.

[Josh]

There's a card game called old man.

[Greg Warren]

There is fun card game.

[Christy]

I don't know what you're bringing it up. I lost 20 grand playing old.

[Greg Warren]

20 grand.

[Christy]

Yeah, man.

[Josh]

Talk about it isn't the.

[Greg Warren]

That's a problem.

[Josh]

The old maid. It's a picture of an old lady.

[Christy]

Yeah, I know that.

[Greg Warren]

From what I remember, you didn't want to get stuck with the old man.

[Josh]

Don't get stuck with the old man. Being a. Being a swinging bachelor. You don't want to get stuck with the old maid.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Why don't you ask your researchers about that? Yeah, well, I just brings up an interesting point.

[Josh]

Thank you, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

If it was so fun to be a single lady, then you wouldn't get stuck with the old maid. It would be a desirable card. It would be one that you went for.

[Josh]

Well, she is.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Debunked in a second.

[Christy]

Get that off of there.

[Josh]

Nobody wants that $20,000.

[Pat]

Your niece hustle and you with the old ma.

[Christy]

Her and her friends, they killed me.

[Greg Warren]

Is that what happened?

[Christy]

Yeah, man.

[Greg Warren]

20 G's.

[Christy]

It was worse than the 20 racks. Connect for debacle.

[Tom]

Lost your ass.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Tom]

So what is the point of this? I'm not. I'm not clear on this. Those. This is saying that single women are happier than single men.

[Unknown]

They're just content. They're more content.

[Pat]

Yeah, they aren't.

[Christopher]

And who.

[Tom]

Who. Who'd they survey? Did they survey guys? Did they survey men in front of their girlfriends and wives?

[Josh]

I mean, here's the thing.

[Christy]

Are single women just. Louder. Isn't that a. I mean, isn't that what this is? They' willing to go, oh, no, I'm very happy to be single. Meanwhile, they're crying and they're.

[Tom]

And then. When did we stop calling them childless cat ladies like you're supposed to.

[Josh]

And I. I'd like to take exception with Josh. By gosh, those. Those single ladies are out there. What did you call them? That one day? I forget. Now that I'm out here in the woods all by myself.

[Christy]

Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't remember.

[Josh]

I think everybody should be single and stay away from everybody else. That's what I think. Men, women, everybody. Just leave people alone.

[Tom]

Well, there's the.

[Greg Warren]

See, there's a guy that's contented right there.

[Tom]

Somebody had a hit song. All the single ladies.

[Pat]

All the single ladies.

[Josh]

Queen bee.

[Pat]

Yeah. That was a big one.

[Tom]

Is there one for boys?

[Christy]

All the single boys.

[Pat]

I don't know.

[Josh]

No, I think. George Michael.

[Greg Warren]

Have you heard about lonesome loser?

[Josh]

Eaten by the queen of hearts every time?

[Christy]

If music is any indication, that survey is dead on.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So the single ladies are happier. Is that because the. The rabbit is more discreet than the Fleshlight?

[Pat]

No. And it's not more discreet.

[Christy]

I. I mean, that might have something to do with it, that women have way better masturbatory AIDS than guys do.

[Unknown]

100.

[Christy]

Way better.

[Pat]

Yeah, well, I don't know, because I've never not been a guy, so I.

[Tom]

Don'T know for a second there, which is. I've never. Then I got the. Mmm sound. I don't know about you guys, but have there been any scientific studies of the effect of the Internet and pornography on singleness?

[Pat]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Christy]

It's keeping people single.

[Pat]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom]

Absolutely.

[Christy]

That's what the studies.

[Josh]

And it's. It's a mutating expectations of sexual encounters.

[Greg Warren]

Wait a minute. You're saying this stuff isn't. Doesn't happen every day?

[Josh]

Pornography is not a documentary.

[Unknown]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

I saw Michael Moore.

[Josh]

Oh, did you. Does he do it with. He does it with his hat on, doesn't he?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, he comes in with his hat and he's like, we're in your lobby right now. Come downstairs and we want to talk.

[Tom]

In a porno, the woman never says no. Except maybe don't stop.

[Christy]

You have to stop.

[Tom]

You. Really?

[Unknown]

I'm gonna tell you at the break why you can't say that.

[Greg Warren]

We have.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah, we Both told him 72 times.

[Pat]

Yeah, he loves it. He does it on purpose.

[Josh]

Joke out. Some of your jokes, if not all of them, end in sexual assault. That doesn't break through the. The haze that's around your brain. Is that the problem?

[Tom]

Sorry. Some people just can't take a joke. Now, let's just move forward here.

[Greg Warren]

We're doing. They're trying to. They're doing this for you. Yeah.

[Pat]

Trying to save our jobs is what we're doing.

[Tom]

Oh, I see. Okay. What else you got, Christy Lee?

[Pat]

A designer nipples. Ladies. Are you into this?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Pat]

No, not. That's a good guess.

[Josh]

Dazzle my nipples. I think that sounds like fun.

[Pat]

Did you do it when we were bedazzling that time?

[Josh]

I'd like to say yes, but no, I didn't.

[Christy]

What are designer nipples?

[Pat]

Well, thank you for asking, Josh. They're actually a filler to make their breasts look perkier underneath T shirts and other garments. According to this trend in the New York Post. They're reporting it.

[Christy]

What an ice cube.

[Unknown]

They're called cupcakes.

[Pat]

Kendall Jenner and Florence Pugh are sporting see through clothing on the red carpet. This cosmetic procedure involves injecting hyaluronic acid into the nipple to enhance projection. Well, having so that they're hard and excited looking all the time.

[Josh]

Having seen Oppenheimer, Florence Pugh has an odd breast. That really kind of threw me.

[Pat]

And you like cervical fluoride.

[Josh]

Yeah. So.

[Tom]

Wait a minute. So this has the effect at all? In other words, at all times they will be pointy and.

[Pat]

Yes. Hard and excited.

[Tom]

And what's the name of this stuff you put in? Hydrochloric acid.

[Pat]

Hyaluronic.

[Tom]

Oh, sorry. Excuse me, Thomas.

[Josh]

You know what tho is Tom.

[Unknown]

So tho.

[Greg Warren]

I just figured it out.

[Unknown]

You guys don't know what that is?

[Christy]

No, I grew. I grew up hearing that.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Okay. That's the only thing we ever called it.

[Josh]

It's about a woman's breast.

[Unknown]

Yeah, it's. It's tea and then hard and then on.

[Tom]

Oh, yes, Yes, I get it. I understand.

[Christy]

I always assumed that that was.

[Greg Warren]

I still don't see it.

[Tom]

I got it. I got you. Sorry.

[Josh]

You're not getting it, Greg.

[Christy]

I assumed that that was a negative, that women didn't Want that to happen.

[Pat]

A lot of women don't, but a lot of women do, don't they?

[Greg Warren]

Not all girls are the same, Josh, you jerk.

[Unknown]

It's like it's an accessory now.

[Tom]

Didn't we have a story a couple years ago that there's a. You can get a brassiere that has fake ones on it.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

There are these things called cupcakes and they suction to your breast and you can get them with a tho or without a tho.

[Christy]

I thought that was like a source of embarrassment.

[Josh]

Cupcakes.

[Unknown]

Not anymore.

[Josh]

All right.

[Christy]

It's changed.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Look at these nips.

[Unknown]

That's right.

[Christy]

They say, wow.

[Tom]

And you like.

[Josh]

You like a big nip, Tom Duncan Hines.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

You mean like a. You know, like a little finger.

[Tom]

But I don't want it to be, you know, like a clip on tie.

[Pat]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Christy]

A Nippon.

[Tom]

I believe that's a company in Japan.

[Josh]

What would you think of a woman? You picked her up somewhere and you got home and things got hot and heavy and you took her shirt off and she had a chain from one nipple to the other nipple and both were pierced.

[Tom]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Josh]

What do you think, Tom? What would you do?

[Tom]

Well, in case that's very handy, if my dog's collar, my dog's choke chain breaks, I can borrow that. I've got to take Dungy out for a spin.

[Josh]

Boy, boy, you are a romantic.

[Greg Warren]

Are there like charms and stuff on the chain?

[Josh]

Could be. Could be charms.

[Pat]

Could be. Do you like a little charm?

[Tom]

Can you. Can a woman who has this done still breastfeeding? Wouldn't the kid be drinking the hydrochloric acid?

[Christy]

Whatever.

[Pat]

Yeah, hyaluronic acid. I doubt that they're breastfeeding or worried about that.

[Unknown]

I bet that it. And. And I bet that it lasts six months.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's not gonna last forever.

[Christy]

Yeah, it's not. Definitely not hydrochloric, I believe Hydrochloric acid, Thomas. For women who want no nipples.

[Greg Warren]

Right.

[Pat]

It eats it off.

[Josh]

Yeah. If you. If you miss the mix it up with hydrochloric. That's a problem, Tom.

[Tom]

Okay, so you can make it look like December and July with your special nipplage. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Pat]

Can your dog get jealous? We'll talk about that.

[Josh]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. I think my dog's really handy.

[Christy]

Yeah, you are all projected.

[Christopher]

Okay, that's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Greg Warren]

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[Christopher]

Code on a new era of newsmaking.

[Greg Warren]

It's gotta be music to your ears.

[Tom]

It's like the angels singing.

[Christopher]

Listen, learn and laugh.

[Greg Warren]

I had a feeling.

[Tom]

I had a feeling you'd be in a very good mood. Oh, this is gonna be a glorious day on Capitol Hill for you, sir.

[Greg Warren]

It's a new cultural landscape, so it's an important moment right now.

[Tom]

Does this deserve another look?

[Greg Warren]

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[Christopher]

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