B&T Extra: Greg Warren Warren Rpt - Leopards

Summary

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B&T Extra: Greg Warren Warren Rpt - Leopards

Date: November 4, 2025

Overview

In this "B&T Extra" episode, comedian Greg Warren joins the BOB & TOM crew for the latest Warren Report, this time taking a humorous and surprisingly informative dive into the world of leopards. The conversation is laced with quick wit, playful banter, musical puns, and unexpected animal facts, all delivered in the classic, irreverent BOB & TOM style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Goo Goo Cluster Hat & Candy Confusion

• Greg Warren is greeted with comments about his "Goo Goo" hat, sparking a tangent about the classic candy, Goo Goo Clusters, versus the band Goo Goo Dolls.
  • (05:22) Tom Griswold, “I like your Goo Goo hat.”
  • (05:37) Christopher, “I know the great band the Goo Goo Dolls... but the Goo Goo Cluster I’m not aware of.”

2. Clarifying the Subject: Leopards, Not Lepers

• The panel jokes about the initial confusion between “leopards” and “lepers,” riffing on Mother Teresa and circus absurdity.
  • (06:19) Bob Kevoian: “I thought it was time we talked about leopards.”
  • (06:26) Josh Arnold (helpfully spells): “L, E, O, P, A, R, D, S. Leopards.”
  • (06:32) Christopher: “Not lepers, fortunately. Fortunately, it’s leopards.”

3. Leopard Facts Delivered With Flair

a. Leopard Spots

• Rosettes:
  • The spots on leopards are called “rosettes.”
  • Josh asks if they’re unique like fingerprints, but Bob isn’t sure.
  • (07:02) Bob Kevoian: “They’re called rosettes.”
  • Digressions about bands named “Roxette” and confusion over pop culture references blend with the animal facts.

b. Speed and Comparisons

• Leopards can run 35 mph, but aren’t the fastest land animal.
  • Cheetahs are faster, but Greg notes the Mexican free-tailed bat is even faster—though it flies, not runs.
  • Swordfish speed in water and peregrine falcon in air are mentioned.
  • (08:12) Bob: “They go 35 miles an hour, which doesn’t even put them in the top 20 animals.”

c. Gestation & Social Structure

• Short gestation: Only about three months for leopards.
• Male leopards don’t help much with raising young.
  • (09:30) Bob: “They basically… short gestation period, three months.”
  • (10:09) "I understand. They do take a lot of credit for the accomplishments of their children, also. Typical."
• Typical litter is about three cubs.

d. Black Panthers Explained

• Black panthers are actually leopards with melanism, not a separate species.
  • (11:38) Bob: “There are also black leopards that still have the spots—you just can't see them... those are also known as black panthers.”

e. Animal Kleptoparasitism

• Hyenas, lions, and tigers will steal leopard prey; the scientific term is “kleptoparasitism.”
  • (15:23) Bob: “Lions, tigers and hyenas will steal the leopard’s prey. This is a thing in the animal kingdom known as klepto parasitism.”
  • Joke: “The bad thing about the hyenas, not only would they steal, but they'd laugh about [it].” (Josh Arnold, 15:35)

f. Urban Adaptation & Geography

• Leopards adapt well, even living on the outskirts of cities like Mumbai, sometimes using climbing walls at gyms for fun (jokingly).
  • (12:41) Bob: “They sort of live on the outskirts of Mumbai… I saw one at the Y on those climbing walls.”

g. Vision

• Leopards can see seven times better than humans in the dark.
  • (16:53) Bob: “Leopards can see seven times better than humans in the dark.”

h. Leopard Print Fashion & Pop Culture

• History: Became popular in 1940s with Christian Dior, signifying “you can’t domesticate me.”
  • (13:44) Bob: “Christian Dior... basically for women to sort of say, you can’t domesticate me.”
• Pop icons like Eartha Kitt, Anne Bancroft, Peg Bundy, and punk musicians propelled the leopard print trend.
  • Eartha Kitt jokes: “Her sister’s Wind and Fire kit did not wear any leopard print.”

i. Fun Fact: Shortest Mammalian Gestation

• The mouse-sized marsupial, the stripe-faced dunnart, gestates in only 11 days.
  • (19:00) Bob: “A mouse sized marsupial known as the stripe faced donnered... 11 days.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Humor & Musical References

• (06:32) Bob: “Mother Teresa did not do a lot of work with these large cats.”
• (07:19) Josh: "Rock set got the look—that was..."
• (11:46) Tom: “Michael Jackson.”
• (15:35) Josh: “The bad thing about the hyenas, not only would they steal, but they'd laugh about [it].”
• (13:44) Bob: “Which is why they made the leopard print apron.”

Playful Banter

• (07:42) Christopher: "Is she going solo? Do I need to go get the..."
• (10:38) Christopher: “Yeah. But then he stopped because the ref called roughing the snapper.”
• (12:41) Bob: "I saw one [leopard] at the Y on those climbing walls..."

Quick Facts with Quips

• (11:50) Bob: “That’s what a black panther is. It’s a leper [leopard] with melanism. And for a while, Marvel tested the name leopard with melanism for that movie.”
• (16:53) Bob: “Leopards can see seven times better than humans in the dark.”
• (19:24) Bob: “Gestation period? 11 days. Wow.”
• (13:24) Christopher: “A lot of leeway there.”

Callback Comedy

• Frequent jokes return to “lepers,” “snapper,” and band names, keeping the tone loose and unpredictable.
  • (14:45) Bob: “This look was sort of pioneered by punk rocker Poison Ivy from the Cramps. Guys familiar?”

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 05:17 — Greg Warren joins, hat banter begins
• 06:19 — Leopard topic is announced; confusion with lepers/leopards
• 07:02 — Leopard spots are called “rosettes”
• 08:12 — Discussion of leopard speed and fastest animals
• 09:30 — Diet, gestation, and social habits
• 10:06 — Male leopards and their lack of parenting
• 11:38 — Black panthers explained (melanism in leopards)
• 12:41 — Leopards in urban areas; climbing walls joke
• 13:44 — Leopard print in fashion history
• 15:23 — Kleptoparasitism and hyenas stealing prey
• 16:53 — Leopard night vision: “seven times better”
• 19:00 — Fastest gestation periods: Stripe-faced dunnart

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM blend: informative, relentlessly playful, and packed with left-field asides and pop culture references. Greg Warren’s deep-dive into leopards offers the audience a parade of weird and witty facts, each delivered with a healthy dose of absurdity.

Whether you’re a fan of animal trivia or just in the mood for rapid-fire dad jokes and puns, this Warren Report delivers.

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Selected Quote:

“That’s what a black panther is. It’s a leper [leopard] with melanism. And for a while, Marvel tested the name leopard with melanism for that movie.”
— Bob Kevoian (11:50)

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

In case you missed anything on the big show today. Greg Warren with the Warren Report today on Leopards. It's coming up in just a minute.

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tony Razzie (Character)]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Tony Razzie (Character)]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tony Razzie (Character)]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

We have a comedian, Greg Warren, joining us. Greg, how are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. How you guys doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Good, man. Good to see you. I like your Goo Goo hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you guys remember. Does anybody remember the Goo Goo Treat? The candy clusters right? Yeah, Clusters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what it. That's what the hat is, Josh. Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I was asking people in this room if they.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

I'm not familiar with. I know the great band the Goo Goo Dolls. I'm a huge fan of that band. But the Google. I'm not aware of the Goo Goo Cluster.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're not. He's not wearing an actual Goo Goo Cluster. Josh, it's a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're good yeah, Josh is just. It's just a hat that says Google Cluster.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang up on this fellow.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Was this one. Was this a product that you sold when you were a salesman?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I admire the product, but.

[Josh Arnold]

You admire it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We didn't have. We didn't spend a lot of our money on little tchotchkes and garbage like this. We put it into the product.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

I see. Now, what is our topic for today, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was time we talked about leopards.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they have colonies and a lot of times their arms fall off and their hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Leopard. L, E, O, P, A, R, D, S. Leopards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Josh. Yeah, yeah. What?

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Not lepers, fortunately. Fortunately, it's leopards.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Mother Teresa did not do a lot of work with these large cats.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That would have been funny. Wouldn't that have been funny? And it's a lady in a nun suit in the middle of the Barnum and Bailey circus with a whip and go with God.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys know what the leopard spots are called?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Pips.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Good guess, though.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Okay, now, pips are the holes.

[Josh Arnold]

And dice, Right, Right. Dominoes. Oh, and dice maybe, too. I'm not sure.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

What are the spots on leopard's call?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're called rosettes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

And are they as distinctive as our fingerprints to each leopard?

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, I don't know that. That's a really good question. Yeah, they, you know, they look sort of rose, like Rosette had a couple of hits back in the 90s.

[Josh Arnold]

Rock set got the look that was.

[Tony Razzie (Character)]

The Goo Goo Dolls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Must have been love. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you guys know that Rock said is the name of the band, not the name of that woman?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. That is right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you thought her name was a short long for Roxy, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought that her name was Roxette, that her name is Marie Frederickson. This is something I learned.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Is she going solo? Do I need to go get the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think she passed away, so.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That'S about as solo as you can go.

[Josh Arnold]

By myself.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to Radio City Music hall and saw the Rockettes do Rockset and they were all kicking to those songs.

[Josh Arnold]

And weren't they doing no, no, Nanette.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the night after. Didn't Sting come out and do Roxan then? Come on. That was okay.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Yeah, with an opening for Roxy Music. Okay, are we done with that?

[Tom Griswold]

And anywho, back to lepers.

[Bob Kevoian]

I kind of like where you're heading. Hit the D. They. They go 35 miles an hour, which doesn't even put him in the top 20 animals. Whoa. Up at the top, a lot of birds and fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was gonna say they. So land animals, though. I bet they're in the top ten mammals.

[Bob Kevoian]

The number one is not the cheetah. The cheetah is number two. You know what the number one is an animal.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the ostrich?

[Josh Arnold]

Is a bird considered an animal?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, mammal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, mammal, mammal.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Mexican free tailed bat. Which. Man, that's got to make the cheetah angry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but that's flying.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Not. That's not on the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, if he was running, I would kill him. I didn't kill him if he was running.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think the peregrine falcon flies at like 150 miles an hour or something, but it's not a mammal. Yeah, right, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, Yeah, a lot, A lot of birds. A lot of. There's some fast fish too, guys. The sword fish.

[Josh Arnold]

No, kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real fast.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's built for speed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Streamlined, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The. They have a varied diet. They Basically anything relatively long, short gestation period, three months.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

They make several noises like I just did. They. They may have a rasping cough like call that sounds like sawing wood. Interesting, huh? Yeah. So some guys like. Hey, man, I heard you.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on? Did. Did you. Oh, you're just actually sawing wood. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you're making a. I see you're making. Building a deck.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's like, I'm building a crib, man. Did you not hear about the short gestation period? I gotta get going. Male leopards. Not very involved in raising the babies.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand. They do take a lot of credit for the accomplishments of their children also. Typical.

[Josh Arnold]

So mother leopards are.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Do we know how many they have in a litter?

[Josh Arnold]

Single mother, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I read three is customary.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Because we just had a story about a guy who had a litter of kids. Who was that again? In the NFL? I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Sean Alexander.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Sean Alexander. What? He had 14 kids.

[Josh Arnold]

14. Just at his 14th.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Philip Rivers had like nine or something. Nine or 10.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Yeah. But then he. He stopped because the. The ref called roughing the snapper.

[Tom Griswold]

Snapper.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't heard it called snapper in a long. Not since I worked at the foundry and I heard it called snapper.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Felt like he was going to try to get to that joke one way or the another.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he was. He was barreling toward it, wasn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

What made you do it?

[Bob Kevoian]

What I Said he was going to find a way to get there.

[Tom Griswold]

What made you do a deep dive on leopards? Are you a fan?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, I've always been a fan. I can't believe you don't know that. I love leopards.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I didn't know.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Is there such a thing as a deaf leopard or is that just the name of the band? I know they spell it differently, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would imagine, I mean, I'll tell you this, this I thought was fascinating. There are light skin leopards with the. Where you can see the spots, of course. And then there are also black leopards that still have the spots. You just can't see the spots.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And those are. They are basically leopards with a condition called melanism.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Jackson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are. Those are also known as black panthers.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just gonna ask what the difference.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, okay. Yeah, yeah, those. That's what a black panther is. It's a leper with melanism. And for a while, Marvel tested the name leopard with melanism for that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. It doesn't have quite the same range.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't, you're right. Yeah, it just, it just didn't pop. You know, I preferred it. It's more accurate.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They're very good climbers, guys, really. They can go. They can carry their heavy prey right up a tree and they can just hang out there in the tree with their prey. They also, they can adapt very well to urban environments, which is terrifying. They sort of live on the outskirts of Mumbai and they've, you know, work their way into, you know, sort of outer urban society. I saw one of them when I was in Mumbai. It. He was at the Y on those climbing walls. Oh, yeah, they have at the gyms, just rocketing up that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really showing everybody up and people were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the guy doesn't even have a harness. It's amazing. Leopards originated in Africa quite a while ago and. And some people say between 470,000 to 850,000 years ago. Which, if you're a scientist, man, you think you could dial it in a little better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, within 50,000 years, maybe.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

A lot of leeway there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know. Yeah. So a long, long time ago now, leopard print, that was in the, in the, in the 40s. Christian Dior. Oh, yeah, it was, it was basically for women to sort of say, you can't domesticate me. It was a fierce look.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is why they made the, the leopard print apron.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. That was sort of a, kind of a mixed message.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Eartha Kit wore a lot of leopard print. Her sister's Wind and Fire kit did not wear any leopard print.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Ortho window and fire. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, guys.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Did we get back to roughing the snapper? If you wanna. If you wan. To talk about reaching, I'm gonna do.

[Bob Kevoian]

It one way or the other. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Wind a kit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wind a kit. Wind and Earth a kit. Somewhat stupid, would you say?

[Josh Arnold]

No, love it. Entirely stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A lot of bad mothers wore leopard print in film. Anne Bancroft and the Graduate and Margaret and Tommy. Peg Bundy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they all.

[Bob Kevoian]

This look was sort of pioneered by punk rocker Poison Ivy from the Cramps. Guys familiar?

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

I have heard some Cramps.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. It was in the. In the 60s and 70s. It was. It was sort of like counterculture punk rock B52s.

[Tom Griswold]

May have had a little bit of leopard print as well every now and again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, did they not, Fred?

[Tom Griswold]

But the. The women. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was her name?

[Tom Griswold]

Sally Buffon.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds right. Yeah, because she had a solo hit or something. Yeah. I forget what her name. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lions, tigers and hyenas will steal the leopard's prey. Oh, this is a thing in the animal kingdom known as klepto parasitism.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And the bad thing about the hyenas, not only would they steal, but they'd laugh about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, really rub it in. Really burns you up, doesn't it? It's insult to injury is what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like it. Yeah, they, they. Yeah, they wait till you. You get something and then they just swoop on in. We used to, in wrestling practice in college, you know, we would wrestle live and then every now and then our coach would come in and wrestle after we'd been wrestling each other for a very long time. Let me jump in there. Which we sort of. We call that vulturizing, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're already tired. We're already. Already feeling. But he was tough.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

He'd roll around with you guys night.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he would wrestle us.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That's what I mean. I mean, touching and grabbing and kissing.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Of tickling. You got it. You got to admit, he hugged you a couple times.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did not. I mean, there is a move called the bear hug.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how it starts.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ask yes.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Now we're segueing into the homoerotic aspects of leopards.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we're not.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

We're not okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like to dance seven times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better than humans in the, in the dark? Guys, I'll say it again.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

I'm sorry, we interrupted.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Imagine that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the only thing you got going for you is you're really nice. So watch it. Okay. Leopards can see seven times better than humans.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, somebody's listening. Seven times better than humans in the dark.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Wow. Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I've tested this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I had. It was with one of my leopard friends and another leopard was holding some, some playing cards far off in the dark.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I said, I said that's ace of clubs. And he said, no, that's a seven of clubs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he saw it better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guys, if they're. The tip of the tail starts twitching, watch out. That's when they're hunting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so that's a good sign.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Hey, they might be hunting you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't think they go after humans.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this one of the where they're scared? More scared of you than you are them?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, Chick, but I really like this sort of the little slight lilt that you had.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's a, it's a folksy saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, a lot. I wish you would do more of that.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Said said to many people before they were attacked by a wild animal. Don't worry about that snake. He's more afraid of. Oh, by the way, Greg, I was doing some homework here. What does your hat say again?

[Bob Kevoian]

Googoo cluster.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Did you know that the band the Cramps, one of their big hits was called Goo Goo Muck?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not know that.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

So it's all, it's all tying in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know. It feels as if when I was doing the report you were just looking at some stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

That is what he does.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

You know, I just, I did, I was not familiar with the cramps and I, I, I'll have to.

[Tom Griswold]

He's easily listen to them every 28 days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of short gestation periods, do you know who has the shortest.

[Josh Arnold]

Vermin? Eight weeks mouse. Goldfish.

[Bob Kevoian]

A mouse sized animal. Mouse sized marsupial known as the stripe faced donnered.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's, it's like.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just like your regular donner. Don't. It has a striped thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you so much for clearing that up, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. It's like you're talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a, a mouse with the, like a, like a kangarooish mouse, basically.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

And what is the gestation period?

[Bob Kevoian]

11 days. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. Was there anything funnier than when Sylvester and his little son would go out fighting the the mouse. And Sylvester got a hold of a kangaroo.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That's my favorite, man. That was favorite of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy, that kangaroo kick. Sylvester.

[Tom Griswold]

My father, the stripe faced donard is adorable. Absolutely adorable.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he look like Brave. Brave.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you be careful when you think they're so adorable. Because if you guys, you know, get together, you're not going to have a lot of time to get your life in order. Because 11 days later, you're going to have a child.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy heck. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. 11 days.

[Josh Arnold]

It's impressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

No time to build a room.

[Tom Griswold]

A baby room. Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly like the bat. You. You have a kid, it takes a lot of planning, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Barely get the crib.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

Catch us on itunes, Google play and.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Stitcher For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a raider scavenging a derelict world, you settle into an underground settlement. But now you must return to the.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Surface where arc machines roam.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're brave enough, who knows what you might find. Arc raiders, a multiplayer extraction adventure video game. Buy now for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X and S and PC.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Rated T for teen.