B&T Extra: Greg Warren, Zoltan Kazsas, & "Dan Gardner"

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast: B&T Extra

Episode Title: Greg Warren, Zoltan Kazsas, & "Dan Gardner"
Date: March 26, 2026

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Episode Overview

This Extra episode features the regular BOB & TOM cast in a signature blend of comedic banter, musical parody, audience interactions, and lighthearted conversation. The highlight includes a special request fulfilled with a musical bit, discussions on bizarre news stories, and signature riffing between the show’s hosts: Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Chick McGee, Bob Kevoian, and their regular ensemble.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Parody Commercial: Alimonios Cereal

[02:01 – 04:47]

• The show kicks off its content segment with a parody ad for “Alimonios”—a bitter, divorce-themed cereal “for depressed adults, by depressed adults.”
• Comedic highlights involve mock-serious descriptions of the cereal:
  • Comes in shapes like futon, half a house, two-thirds of a paycheck.
  • “That’s the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you'll get used to the taste. But that won't make it any easier to swallow.” – Christopher (02:57)
  • "You'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, trying to fill that void." – Christopher (03:33)
  • Punchline jingle: “If your wife split and your life's turned to s***, that's when you need some Alimony-Os!” – Tom Griswold & Christopher (04:42)

2. Audience Song Request: “Deny, Deny, Deny"

[05:01 – 09:20]

• Listener “Slow Joe from St. Joe” requests a classic BOB & TOM musical parody.
• Banter among Kristi Lee, Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, and Bob Kevoian about the name "Slow Joe" and tongue-in-cheek derision (“I'd like to get to know him. Said no one ever, but go ahead.” – Kristi Lee, 05:17).
• The requested song—a tongue-in-cheek guide to cheating and covering your tracks—follows, with clever lines like:
  • “If you want to be a cheater, go out of state to meet her. Don’t make a tryst a Facebook friend...and if you get asked, just stand there aghast and deny, deny, deny.” (07:25)
  • “If the picture’s incriminating, the two of you fornicating, just tell your wife it’s Photoshopped.” (07:35)
• Group singalong on the chorus: “Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.”

3. Aftermath Banter: Underwear in Cars & “Hook and Scoop”

[09:20 – 10:31]

• Post-song, Tom asks if anyone’s ever removed underwear in a car, leading to riffs about the “hook and tuck” and “hook and scoop” methods—referencing reality TV and slightly risqué toilet humor.
  • “You just did the sideways tuck.” – Bob Kevoian (09:32)
  • “How about the guy that won the hot dog eating contest?” – Tom Griswold (10:22)

4. News Roundup with Kristi Lee

[10:31 – 19:01]

4.1 Thailand Uses Birth Control Vaccine on Elephants

[11:10 – 13:36]

• Kristi shares that Thailand is administering birth control vaccines to wild elephants to curb conflicts with farmers.
• Segue into jokes about delivery methods and “semen jockeys” (cow inseminators):
  • “You've heard about the guys that have to inseminate cows. That's a glove that goes up to your shoulder.” – Tom Griswold (12:32)
  • “And they're called semen jockeys.” – Tom Griswold (12:39)
  • Jokes riff on anti-vax sentiment: “There are a lot of pesky anti-vax elephant people…Jumbo Kennedy.” – Tom Griswold & Chick McGee (13:02)

4.2 Toucan Sam in Las Vegas

[14:12 – 15:00]

• News story: A toucan (“Sam”) was on the loose in Las Vegas and was finally captured.
  • “Are they afraid of being sued by Kellogg?” – Chick McGee, referencing the Froot Loops mascot (14:24)
  • “Well, what did Daffy Duck teach us, Chick? If you get shot in the beak, it just spins around to the back of your head.” – Tom Griswold (15:05)

4.3 Dairy Queen’s Annual Opening in Minnesota

[15:18 – 18:13]

• Story about Moorhead, Minnesota residents lining up in the cold for DQ’s spring reopening.
  • Reminiscence by Tom about recent Dairy Queen trips with his daughters, his regret at not getting a dipped cone, and blizzard size misadventures.
    • “This is the problem with the Internet.” – Tom Griswold (15:57)
    • “When you go to the Dairy Bar, why get anything but a Buster Bar?” – Kristi Lee (16:12)
  • Nostalgia over Dairy Queen as a community fixture and lament over post-COVID reduced hours.
    • “Covid killed the 24-hour everything.” – Bob Kevoian (18:13)
    • “Covid also killed a lot of people.” – Chick McGee, with a signature dark-comic twist (18:17)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On divorce cereal:
  “That’s the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you’ll get used to the taste. But that won’t make it any easier to swallow.”
  – Christopher as product spokesman (02:57)

• On the “deny, deny, deny” strategy:
  “If the picture’s incriminating…the two of you fornicating, just tell your wife it’s Photoshopped, she’ll buy it.”
  – Parody song lyric (07:35)

• On Dairy Queen blizzards:
  “When I got home, they walk in and Kelly goes, What is that? …These massive blizzards.”
  – Tom Griswold (17:09)

• On familiar DQ rituals:
  “They always turn it upside down—the whole deal. They give them the whole show.”
  – Tom Griswold (17:14)

• On COVID’s legacy:
  “Covid killed the 24-hour everything.”
  – Bob Kevoian (18:13)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:01] Start of parody ad (“Alimonios” cereal)
• [05:01] Listener song request and set-up
• [07:25] “Deny, Deny, Deny” musical segment
• [10:31] News desk with Kristi Lee
• [11:10] Thailand wild elephant birth control story/jokes
• [14:12] Toucan Sam Las Vegas capture story & Looney Tunes callback
• [15:18] Dairy Queen reopening, nostalgia, and COVID tangent

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Tone and Language

Consistent with The BOB & TOM Show’s playful, witty, and sometimes irreverent style, the cast bounce between topical jokes, puns, and gently edgy humor. Even as they riff on more serious news, the underlying approach stays lighthearted and comedic.

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Conclusion

This B&T Extra episode is a collage of the show's trademark humor: from mock commercials targeting divorcees, to lighthearted songs about marital infidelity, to small-town American traditions like Dairy Queen openings, all framed by quick-witted banter. For regular listeners or newcomers, the episode is a compact showcase of the show’s enduring blend of comedy, observational humor, and camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

How did I not know rack has Adidas?

[Nordstrom Rack Announcer]

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[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon, we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, Greg Warren and Zoltan Kazaz, plus Dan Gardner. It's all on the show right after this.

[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

We're O'Reilly fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Just one part that makes O'Reilly stand apart. The professional parts people. Oh, oh, oh.

[Chuck]

O'Reilly

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Auto Parts.

[Friend/Supportive Character]

I know it's hard to see the silver lining right now, Jim, but I promise you, it really is for the best.

[Jim]

Yeah. Thanks for letting me stay here till I find a new place.

[Friend/Supportive Character]

Dude, divorce is tough. But don't worry, I'll take care of you, buddy. Have you eaten today?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm.

[Jim]

I'm not really hungry.

[Friend/Supportive Character]

Here, let me make you something.

[Jim]

I still can't believe after 20 years, my marriage is over. Cereal. It's 4 in the afternoon.

[Friend/Supportive Character]

This is all I ate after Janet and I broke up. It got me through some really tough times. Just try a bite.

[Kristi Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Ugh.

[Jim]

I was not expecting that taste. What are those?

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Those, Jim, are Alimonios. From the makers of child support checks and living the single life cereal comes Alimonios. It's the cereal taking the newly single world by storm.

[Jim]

Alimony. What?

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Al Ammonios.

[Jim]

Oh, well, it tastes horrible.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

That's the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you'll get used to the taste. But that won't make it any easier to swallow. Aluminios comes in three fun shapes. Futon, couch, half a house, and two thirds of a paycheck.

[Jim]

These are all just squares.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Ah, Jim, use your imagination.

[Jim]

They taste awful, but for some reason, I can't stop eating them.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

That's because Al Amonios is the only cereal on the market guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside.

[Kristi Lee]

What?

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

You'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner trying to fill that void. It's the first cereal developed by depressed adults. For depressed adults.

[Jim]

Hey, I have my kids this weekend. Do you think they'll like them?

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

No, no, they sure won't. And it's not their fault. Remember, Jim, none of this is their fault.

[Jim]

What are your family counselor now? Just stick to the script.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Alimonios are packed full of fiber, which makes losing half your crap that much easier.

[Jim]

Hey, are these very expensive?

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Yes, they are. Alimonios are so expensive, you'll probably find yourself in the poorhouse in the next month or two.

[Jim]

Geez. With half of all marriages ending in divorce, you guys must be making a fortune.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Actually, Jim, we haven't made a cent. The only people making money on Alimonios are all those lawyers.

[Jim]

Okay, I'm sold. Where can I get a box of these things?

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Alimonios are available at all local convenience stores. So throw on some sweatpants and grab yourself a big box of Al Amonios. The cereal's so good, you'll want the entire bowl, but you'll be lucky to get even half. Now that your divorce is complete, what

[Tom Griswold]

are you gonna eat? You need a bowl of alimony.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

O if your wife split and your life's turned to, that's when you need some alimony.

[Sponsor Announcer]

Os we're just waiting for the cast

[Tom Griswold]

to actually show up for work.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

Here's more.

[Sponsor Announcer]

Bob and Tom Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a request, Pat. Oh, let's see. This comes to us from Slow Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Slow Joe.

[Chuck]

Slow Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

He calls himself slow Joe from St. Joe.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

I'd like to get to know him. Said no one ever, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's just mean.

[Kristi Lee]

What? Hi, I'm Slow Joe. Really? Really. All night.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

All night with this.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, it's my thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there's certain things you want to be slow Though, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

You're talking about sex.

[Jim]

Sure.

[Kristi Lee]

Are you talking about sex? You talk about the sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talk about the sex.

[Kristi Lee]

Go ahead, say what's on your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's this guy?

[Kristi Lee]

It's Donovan Franken Reader. I went down his hole over the weekend. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You went down his hole?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow or fast?

[Kristi Lee]

Say what's on your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

He says. Thank you, Mr. Godwin, you are phenomenal talent.

[Chuck]

Say it louder.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then he's complaining. I. I mentioned the Metallica show. The shows that are set for the Sphere.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, right, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up this fall. That should, should be great.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, it should be.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Not guaranteed.

[Tom Griswold]

It should be, but I said at their age. When the Sandman enters, it's 5:30 in the afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets kind of in there early. Apparently that upset Slow Joe. Sorry, Joe. Rather amusing. That's. I'm older. I'm older than those guys, so I can't complain.

[Kristi Lee]

I'll get right in Slow Joe's face about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. That joke's valid.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean they still got it.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure, it starts earlier, but he wants

[Tom Griswold]

to hear your song. I told you which one it was. I don't want to give away the punchline. That's kind of in the title. You know what I'm talking about. Remember the one I requested a few.

[Chuck]

Yeah, already.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Kristi Lee]

God, there has to start now. Better way to do this. There's gotta be some way you two can get along when we're broadcasting into people's cars and homes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's about to become the sixth Man.

[Chuck]

This is what he wants to hear. We've said the title before, we don't have to say it now. We'll just do the song.

[Chick McGee]

All right?

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Chuck]

Really enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Just sing along.

[Kristi Lee]

Friggin guitar, will you?

[Chuck]

If you want to be a cheetah, go out of state to meet her. Don't make a tryst a Facebook friend. Don't film your lovemaking or text your picture taking no email stink before you send Clear your history, control, alt, delete Use the hotel's computer on the slide and if you get asked, just stand there aghast and deny, deny, deny. Everybody now. Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny. If the picture's incriminating, the two of you fornicating, just tell your wife it's photoshopped, she'll buy it. If someone saw you Banger, blame it on a doppelganger that wasn't me there in the park. If you get caught red handed kissing someone else Just say it was mouth to mouth or she would die. If you're at the hospital and your mistress shows up, deny, deny, deny. You know how it goes. Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny. Don't go to sporting events that have a jumbo screen. If she confronts you, blame it on AI. Check her clothes for hair and the car for underwear. And deny, deny, deny one more time. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Check the car for underwear. Thank you very much. Once again, going out to Slow Joe. Lots of people what now leaves their

[Bob Kevoian]

underwear in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

You have never removed underwear while in an automobile?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

You just did the sideways tuck.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, thanks for that, Tom. I'll write that down.

[Tom Griswold]

The old hook and tuck.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, you would think on. On radio you wouldn't have to audio

[Tom Griswold]

and visually, but apparently the old Okintuck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've ever lost your underwear having some kind of adventure, by all means write us a letter. Bob and tom.com.

[Kristi Lee]

hook and Scoop, you numb skull.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Kristi Lee]

I am watching the pit as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you watch that episode? I think I may be behind by one.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, well, the older lady was. Had. Was constipated. Oh, that.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that one. That was rough.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they have to hook and scoop.

[Kristi Lee]

Hook and scoop.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the guy that. How about the guy that won the hot dog eating contest?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's rough.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes, huh?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We return to Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Kristi Lee]

I thought you were gonna say sports. I've got. I've got my. My whole little stand over here packed up.

[Tom Griswold]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

I can see your desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's ready for tomorrow.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm out the door. His.

[Chick McGee]

His computer's folded. He's got his act for tomorrow.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm this close to putting. Putting a scarf on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we usually get till 10 till.

[Tom Griswold]

Well,

[Kristi Lee]

here's some sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thailand has begun using a birth control vaccine on wild elephants to curb the population near expanding farms.

[Kristi Lee]

Wild elephants? Aren't they. Aren't they. Aren't they something?

[Bob Kevoian]

As farmers cut down forest to make more farmland, elephants are forced to venture out of their shrinking habitats in search of food, which is very sad.

[Chick McGee]

Chick, didn't you once go hunting for elephants in your pajamas?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, and how the hell those elephants got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Groucho.

[Bob Kevoian]

Often leading to dangerous and even deadly confrontations.

[Chuck]

Hey, what was that?

[Kristi Lee]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Hit that cough button a little sooner. It was him. Belch.

[Chuck]

My God.

[Tom Griswold]

I hit the cough Button. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

One wildlife official told the Associated Press that the new vaccine aims to reduce the wild elephant population in areas with the highest rates of violent human elephant conflict.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, well, so it's a. It's an injectable. I mean, because back in the day it was a suppository. Boy, that's. That is a rough gig. Because you don't want to get a mad. Who can kick you.

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard about the guys that have to inseminate cows.

[Chick McGee]

That's really. That's quite a gig, isn't it?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that's a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a glove that goes up to your shoulder.

[Kristi Lee]

No, it absolutely does. Yeah, they have that. Yeah.

[Friend/Supportive Character]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're called semen jockeys.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

You think, you think, you think the guys at the Kentucky Derby are small. Hey, how are you? The old slide and duck, man. So. So this is a. It's an ant. So it's a birth control vaccine for elephants.

[Chick McGee]

You think they shoot them from afar?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like they have to. Like a gun.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are a lot of, you know, pesky anti vax elephant people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. They.

[Kristi Lee]

I tell you something. New vaccine make you take.

[Tom Griswold]

Jumbo Kennedy is his.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I want another one minute silence vacuum.

[Kristi Lee]

No, not silence. Reflection.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of introspective analysis.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have. Do they have that? Do they have that?

[Kristi Lee]

Hang on. Still taking a moment.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on. Do they have that for humans yet? What, a birth control injection? Yeah, they do.

[Kristi Lee]

It's like nor plant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Nor plant. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but. Okay, but it's not like a shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well.

[Kristi Lee]

But that's how they get it into your. Well, sort of, kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of, sorta.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I bet if you shot any freeze into your balls, that probably wouldn't work anymore.

[Kristi Lee]

You know how you make something?

[Tom Griswold]

I beg to do. Yeah, go ahead. Hey, Tom. You know, the first time I tried it, though, it was windshield wiper fluid. I've got to mark that stuff better in my garage.

[Kristi Lee]

You know how to make antifreeze, don't you? Hide or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Jim]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

A toucan that has been seen flying around Las Vegas for months has finally been captured. Sam the toucan was living in Vegas since November.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first off, it's toucan Sam.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's called Sam the Touch.

[Chick McGee]

Are they afraid of being sued by Kellogg?

[Sponsor Announcer]

That's exactly.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm Bernard Schweizer representing Fruit Loops.

[Bob Kevoian]

And though popular with locals, bird experts expressed worry over his health. Sky Marsh from Southwest Exotic Avian Rescue told the AP that Sam had recently flown into a garage and the homeowners were able to shut the door so he could not escape.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha, Sam.

[Kristi Lee]

They put the end of their problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

The rescue group was able to take him to a veterinarian. Despite some wear and tear, Sam appears to be okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what a Daffy Duck. Teach us, Chick. It's. If you get shot in the beak, it just spins around to the back of your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that cartoon. Anatomy is the greatest.

[Kristi Lee]

Let's try that again.

[Tom Griswold]

You get a shovel in the face.

[Kristi Lee]

Shoot them now. Shoot them now. You don't have to shoot them now.

[Bob Kevoian]

It might still be winter in Minnesota, but spring is in the air for folks who lined up at the Dairy Queen in Moorhead, Minnesota for their annual opening. Did you see this? The event is a community tradition, no matter what the weather.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, tell me about this. I don't leave anything out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Heritage store has operated for 77 years. Chick.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And people bundled up in coats, hats and gloves in freezing cold to line up Sunday for ice cream treats.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to DQ on Friday night with the girls.

[Kristi Lee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

We were watching some movie and Hart comes in and she goes, daddy, can we go to Dairy Queen? And I said, no, it's 9:15. They're closed. No, they're not. They're open till 10. I checked. This is the problem with the Internet. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that Hart?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, there's. It's a wonderful. It's a great dq. Great people run it, so I know

[Bob Kevoian]

which one you're talking about.

[Friend/Supportive Character]

What'd you get?

[Tom Griswold]

I got a vanilla.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Chuck]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a vanilla cone.

[Tom Griswold]

I regret and I should have gotten a call.

[Kristi Lee]

Why would you get anything? As long as the Buster Bar continues to exist, why would you get anything but that? When you go to the dairy bar,

[Tom Griswold]

I get a nice vanilla cone. Although we were talking earlier, I would like to get those ones where they dip it in chocolate again.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's called a dipped cone.

[Kristi Lee]

Dilly bars are low rent.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're not.

[Kristi Lee]

Buster bars are amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are you talking the Peanut Buster parfait?

[Kristi Lee]

No, no, no. There's a Buster bar.

[Chuck]

There is? Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

There's chocolate and peanuts and then ice cream and chocolate and peanuts and then dunk it in chocolate. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get. I don't get you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's Hart's go to for Dairy Queen? She gets a blizzard. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Eminem Blizzard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, fine choice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

And I wasn't they just.

[Jim]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

The girls wanted to order. They were in the backseat, so it's a drive through.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they wanted to shout yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And so I wasn't really paying attention. And they got the gigantic size. So when I got home, they walk in and Kelly goes, what is that?

[Chick McGee]

And like 9:45 at night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

These massive.

[Tom Griswold]

These massive.

[Chick McGee]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Blizzards. And now they always turn it upside down. The whole deal. They give them the whole show. They're supposed to get. You're supposed to get the mini. Whatever it's called in the car.

[Kristi Lee]

Tell everybody what size you get when you go, Christy. Yeah, I get the mini blizzard.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just. It's enough.

[Kristi Lee]

Why even effing bother?

[Tom Griswold]

No, this thing is the size of a bucket, you know, with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the big one's big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Delightful. But yeah. So Dairy Queen, they have. It's a special. Where's this place?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is in Morehead, Minnesota. It's a very special day. It's like, you know, spring is around the corner and everybody lines up. I think it's a really cute.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Dairy Queen.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the Dairy Queens that are like that, that kind of close in the winter because they're very regional and very family. Mom.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not in favor of that. I think they should be open 24 hours a day.

[Kristi Lee]

It brings us all closer.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if you're driving, driving into work at three in the morning and I'm gonna go get a Dairy Queen.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, urban unrest wouldn't have been bad at all. Would have opened and we could have gone.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Covid killed the 24 hour everything. Thanks.

[Kristi Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Covid also killed a lot of people.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right,

[Chick McGee]

you can say all you want about the 24 hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I miss my friends, but not as much as I miss a Dilly Bar. An alarming amount. Hey, Gladys, we were talking about your dead husband today. Funny story.

[Chick McGee]

Let us not forget Covid killed a lot of ice.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I used to like put

[Kristi Lee]

a name on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I used like going to Kroger on my way into work at 3 in the morning. I'll just stop by and visit the cemetery tomorrow.

[Christopher (Producer/Announcer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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