
Hallmark movie talk, Salt N Peppa, & Impressions
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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, Hallmark movie talk. Plus salt and pepper and impressions. It's all coming up in just a minute.
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Christy Lee
Christy Lee. So fire ass hot this tape dedicated to her from Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols. I bet you're not wearing underwear tonight, oh Lord. And we pray there ain't hair under there tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord. Chill of the night, if you don't wear undies your booty's gonna get caught? Chill of the night if you don't wear panties? Your body's gon gets tired. Wide snakes, wide snake.
Bob
Ooh.
Pat
Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Ooh, better get with me. I just want to get close to you? And set my pork sword free? I just want to get close to you? Cause one and one makes three.
Pat
It.
Christy Lee
Gets real code so you don't need planties. Christy Lee, you got Darmy and the. Chill the night, Chill the night? Chill the night night.
Bob
Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols. It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Josh
I'm making a change in my house this season.
Chick
Oh.
Josh
The rule used to be no Hallmark Christmas movies until the day after Thanksgiving. Yeah, I've changed that to November 15th.
Pat
I was going to say, because there seems to me to be far more movies now than ever before.
Chick
They're everywhere.
Josh
If I want to see all of my favorites, I'm gonna have to start a little earlier.
Pat
They put out a cheat sheet yesterday. I got an email about it, about all the. Of all the different networks and all the Christmas movies that are on them.
Ace
Oh, my.
Bob
We had a story yesterday that sounded like it should be a Hallmark movie. Do you remember this? It was out of Chicago. Here it is. A Chicago man discovered his biological mother turned out to be the owner of his favorite local bakery.
Chick
That's right.
Bob
This guy's name is Vamar Hunter.
Chick
Yeah, but you can't marry your mom.
Bob
He'd been.
Pat
Yeah, that's not a meet cute.
Chick
That's not a Hallmark.
Bob
Well, no, this is.
Josh
But it is hot.
Bob
I mean, no, but here's the story. So obviously, Christy, we're going to make some adjustments.
Chick
Okay?
Bob
In this story, the guy was trying to find his. His biological mother went through a lot of stuff. A friend of mine did this, and it was very interesting, and in fact ended up finding her parents. But he got assistance from a genealogist. He located his birth mother. And of course, the way this works is she was. Then she was given his name, saying, by the way, this was the child that you gave away many years ago. Would you like to contact him? And as a matter. And so she called him, and he recognized the number because he happened to have that bakery on his contact list, which is. See. But see, if you turn this into a Hallmark movie kind of. You could be kind of a meet cute thing, don't you think?
Pat
Sounds like a big fat guy. If you had a bakery.
Bob
I don't know how. Mr.
Pat
I got a bakery, I got.
Josh
This is why I put you up for adoption. I knew you'd be fat.
Bob
The name of the bakery I love the bakery is called Give me some sugar, spelled S U G A H.
Josh
I don't care for that.
Bob
You of all people don't care for that?
Ace
No, I don't.
Bob
You're going to turn down a baked goods.
Josh
I would never disrespect sugar like that.
Bob
You would never disrespect baked goods by not eating them.
Pat
I don't know if I don't like the name or the way you're saying it.
Josh
That's probably it.
Pat
Give me some sugar. I don't think I for that.
Bob
Oh, well, it's spelled su. How would you pronounce it?
Pat
Give me some sugar.
Josh
There's no R. In fact, I would go, give me some sugar, baby. Much like Bruce Campbell says it in the Evil Dead movies.
Bob
Oh, but it's not. It's spelled S U G A H. I know.
Josh
That's what I don't care for.
Bob
So. So do you. So when you get the bands that do that, huh?
Pat
The bands?
Bob
Yeah, various bands. They. They.
Pat
I can only think of one. Pour some sugar on me. That's about it.
Bob
No, no, no, I meant the names of the bands where they.
Josh
Al.
Bob
Like, like salt and pepper.
Josh
I like that.
Bob
Salt and pepper. Not pepper. Pepper.
Josh
Yeah, I like pepper.
Pat
Well, but salt and pepper, I mean, they're Their catalog is so amazing and far reaching.
Josh
I'm a genuine fan.
Bob
I.
Pat
A genuine fan.
Josh
They've still got it to this day.
Pat
They still have their fastball ace.
Josh
And I saw them recently on a TV thing and they work fantastic.
Pat
Both salt and pepper are still bringing. They're still bringing it.
Bob
See, in any event, I just think this scenario would lend itself to some kind of a hallmark.
Pat
I couldn't pick either one of them out of a lineup of.
Josh
Well, really.
Pat
Spinderella.
Josh
You could if it was a lineup of white girls. I'm going to guess those two.
Bob
That's true. How did this.
Josh
How do we get.
Pat
I do like the name Spinderella, though. I. I've always liked it.
Chick
Spinderella.
Josh
Yeah, Spinderella. Cut it up one time.
Pat
Push it.
Bob
80S, anyone? Push it real good. Sounds like a video year.
Josh
Launch this.89 late.
Ace
Okay, very good. Well, I.
Josh
If I could have seen my father's face as my brothers and I roller skated to this in the basement.
Ace
Vietnam.
Bob
Well, yeah, you're dead. Vietnam Combat veteran going four fairies.
Ace
What about some cretins?
Josh
He would have never said that. But he would have.
Pat
Where's the credence?
Josh
He would have looked at my mom and been like, you know, I don't. I don't think we're paying for four marriages.
Bob
They're down there playing crab ass in.
Josh
The basement, one of them teaching the.
Pat
Other one out of masturbate. What the hell's going on down there?
Bob
So you don't agree with me. This would be a great Hallmark movie. This.
Josh
No, I do.
Bob
I set up on it. How would it work, though, since it obviously.
Josh
Well, there are similar Hallmark movies. Yeah, I mean, it's. You nailed it. But there would also be a romantic thing with like, her mom's bakery's assistant or something.
Chick
Yeah, he'll start working in the bakery with his mom.
Josh
Right.
Pat
Well, but there's got to be. The mom has a son that she really loves. Pretty much the same age as the one she abandoned.
Bob
Well, G. No, no, he's not going to hook up with his half sister.
Pat
No, no, no. They're both guys and they're going to be. They're going to have some sort of sibling rivalry and they end up killing each other at the end.
Bob
What the hell?
Pat
What is this?
Bob
The Menendez Christ and Abel?
Pat
I'm just. I'm just trying to add. Add some reality to.
Bob
Pat. You got the title. Sugar Cane and Abel of Menendez brothers Christmas.
Josh
And this will. This will not be ha. At all this year due to Immediate controversy.
Bob
Well, I love.
Pat
I wonder. I wonder how many Hallmark movies you've personally ruined for people because they won't watch anything on the Hallmark Channel because you won't shut up about it.
Bob
I just think they're great. They're just kind of happy and fun and.
Pat
I still don't know who told you about the term meet. Me either, but I'm gonna find out. You wait and see. I've got my own guesses.
Chick
You should make a list of your favorite Hallmark movies, like, much like you did for Halloween.
Josh
I will.
Ace
Yeah.
Pat
Maybe make a video.
Bob
And aren't there a couple of actors and actresses that are in. Pretty much half of them?
Josh
Yeah, yeah. They've got a whole cast. In fact, now they're starting to have conventions. And I. There's one in Kansas City that I really want to go.
Ace
You gotta be kidding me.
Bob
Say what? I think I could. I could get the finance department. Can you do a live. Live remote broadcast?
Pat
The epitome. This is the Oscars of bad tv. Hallmark movie.
Josh
What are you watching? New reality show where the winners will be starring in movies. Oh, okay. That's a good program for them to have.
Pat
Yeah.
Ace
What are you starting Friday?
Pat
What's.
Ace
What are you going with this Friday?
Josh
I don't know. I just turn them on, man.
Ace
I just turned it on the 15th on Friday.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob
So my only complaint about them is when they're outside, you can never see their breath because, you know, they're filming. They're filming it in July and Ontario.
Josh
I get wrapped up in the sentiment and the. The magic. You nitp.
Bob
Yeah, no, I'm trying not to. I try not to.
Pat
No, I think. Think how he'd be if he didn't try. I mean, if he tried. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Josh
Yeah. They're not great movies, but they're a warm blanket, if you will.
Bob
You know, it's not going to be a thing where they're sitting around the table and all of a sudden they start talking about politics and. Oh, God, it's one.
Josh
They're wonderful.
Bob
A little bit of relief from that.
Josh
And there are some that are genuinely funny, and I will.
Bob
Really.
Josh
Yes. Tyler Hines guy is hilarious.
Bob
Can you imagine if the election took place the day after Thanksgiving? There'd be a lot more homicides in this world. The Thanksgiving table's rough enough.
Josh
A lot more thrown plates, probably.
Pat
Sadly, you're voting for Al.
Bob
Oh, God. Okay. Well, thank God that's over.
Pat
Prime video is. Oh, he'll like this. He'll lick this up. With a spoon. Are you ready there, Slappy?
Bob
Yep, I am.
Pat
Prime Video is doing a four part docu series on the history of the video game Madden NFL.
Josh
Four parts.
Pat
You know, there are some people don't realize that John man was even a.
Josh
Co. Oh, Tom, I didn't realize they interviewed you for that to get that audio.
Bob
That's very, that's witty.
Pat
He was just a. Oh. In the game. They don't even know that.
Josh
Oh, Jason, we're gonna have to call Caliento about this.
Bob
That'll be very exciting. That sounds just like him.
Pat
It's in the game. Madden NFL. Former employees with EA Sports discuss how the game nearly didn't get made. Oh, wow. There's some tension there.
Bob
You know who turned it down?
Pat
It doesn't say that here in the story.
Chick
Who turned it down?
Pat
Deacon Jones.
Josh
Can you imagine if it had been oj?
Bob
Well, famously. What's the thing, what's the cooking device that, the box, the Foreman Grill, that was turned down by a couple people.
Pat
Yeah, sorry to wait.
Christy Lee
Case.
Bob
No, no, Foreman Grill. I couldn't think. Yeah, the George Foreman Grill that, that was offered to.
Josh
Yeah.
Bob
A couple of other people prior to George going, sure, I'll do it.
Josh
When I worked at Rawlings, they came out with a five panel football chick.
Pat
Oh.
Josh
So the idea was that you could obviously grip the football a little better because it had five panels now instead of just the. The four.
Pat
Right.
Josh
It was called the V5. And the guy that they got behind this, who really was their spokesman. Yes. Any, any guesses is going to carry the brand.
Bob
Ryan Leaf, Michael Vick.
Josh
He was wrapped on vehicles.
Pat
He was, he was, yeah, he was everywhere there for just about 10 minutes and.
Josh
Yep.
Pat
And then he came back and did pretty well.
Bob
Do they suppose they get insurance for that?
Josh
I don't, I don't know.
Bob
You're getting a celebrity endorser. Do you get insurance just in case something goes way south on you?
Josh
Yeah, maybe. Now there are things like that. Yeah.
Pat
John Madden evidently looked. He, he looked at the demo when they presented the idea to him and he reportedly said, what is that? Only as Madden would say. Yeah, it's in. The game starts November 26th. Oh, my birthday on Prime Video. There you go.
Josh
Give us your best. John Madden.
Ace
Boom.
Pat
There he is over there. Boy, I really did enjoy the hell out of him. And Summer all.
Josh
Yeah, man.
Pat
Yeah, they were so good, man.
Bob
And Pat Summerall's name popping up in the news a lot lately.
Chick
Why?
Josh
His daughter's involved in politics.
Bob
His daughter's very heavily Involved in politics.
Josh
Pat, give us your best, though, at Madden.
Ace
Oh, back up in the.
Bob
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Chick
I don't even know what John Madden sounds like unless Frank does it.
Ace
Well, can you do one?
Josh
No, no, no. I was literally trying when I was doing that.
Pat
Here's a guy.
Josh
Here's a guy.
Bob
Do you do any impressions at all, Christy?
Chick
No.
Bob
Try doing me going.
Pat
Does Christy do any.
Ace
Try Jenna Jameson.
Chick
Do.
Bob
Anybody does. Oh, my God.
Pat
Everybody could do a Tom.
Josh
I don't know.
Pat
Have we ever heard Ace do Tom?
Josh
Just give us your best.
Pat
It's a new impression. Great job.
Bob
This is the beauty of face I do. He can turn anything around and make it work.
Chick
I do a little bit of a Drew Hastings. Okay, Christy, I think we need some coffee.
Bob
That's pretty good.
Josh
Yes.
Chick
Yeah, I think we need to stop and get some coffee.
Bob
You have to throw in something random that has nothing to do with it.
Chick
Well, that. Yeah.
Bob
That windmill suggests that.
Josh
You know who I realized I can do? I think Macy Gray.
Pat
I try to say goodbye and I choke yeah.
Josh
I try to walk away and I.
Pat
Stumble wow, it's clear.
Bob
Boy, somewhere, someone watching this on YouTube is getting a very serious erection.
Pat
I thought that was. I hear rabbits when you're not here. Well, did you really?
Ace
How good is she in Training Day? How good is she in Training Day Day?
Pat
Very.
Ace
My gosh.
Pat
Is she in Training Day? Yeah. Oh, she play Denzel Washington.
Josh
You remember.
Christy Lee
She tries to.
Pat
I try to walk away.
Josh
I love that song.
Pat
That's good.
Bob
I'm trying to find a world record for you, chick. Boy, this is kind of slim.
Pat
The latest college football playoff rankings are out. And then we'll wrap up this car wreck.
Josh
Slim Pickens. Pat, give us your best slim pickings.
Ace
Hey, we gotta get on the bomb.
Pat
You will see. One prophylactic condom, one chocolate bar. Remember that when he runs down the stuff.
Bob
That's so great. Sounds like a good weekend in Vegas.
Pat
Yeah. Sounds.
Chick
What?
Josh
The Wide, Wide World of Sports.
Chick
That's very.
Ace
Right there.
Pat
And in. In 1941, a lesser movie, but I enjoy it.
Bob
I do.
Josh
Too much. I do too.
Pat
They. His name's Hollis Wood. And the Japanese soldiers keep asking, where's Hollywood? And he goes, right here. What? What do you mean? I'm Hollywood.
Bob
So odd.
Pat
Anyway, Oregon's number one, Ohio State 2. Texas 3, Penn State 4. Indiana comes in at number five.
Josh
Indiana.
Pat
BYU 6, Tennessee 7, Notre Dame, 8.
Bob
That was your Sean Connery. That was very good.
Josh
It was awful.
Bob
I even picked up on it.
Pat
Alabama 10, Ole Miss 11. And Georgia's number 12. However, Boise State wins their conference. They will replace Georgia at number 12 if the playoffs were to begin today.
Josh
Can we hear Pat Godwin's quick story about running into Sean Connery in a gym? Are you aware? Yes.
Bob
I love this story.
Pat
Nothing but time.
Ace
But we're staying at the Grosvenor House for a week of live shows in London, 1990. And as we pulled into the Grosvenor House, Sean Connery is sitting in a chair drinking something brown with ice, reading the paper.
Josh
How cool is that?
Ace
And we all went to the front lobby. I said to the clerk, this place has to be good. You got. You got James Bond in the lobby. And the guy gets a place to say a thing. Don't talk to James Bond. Don't say James Bond. Sean Connery, he comes here every. He came here every month, came there every month to get away from his family and the show business in general. And we were told not to speak to him, not to invite him to our little radio show. We would see him in the bar every. There's Sean Connery everywhere, eating, Eating lunch. I go downstairs to do some gym stuff. After drinking and eating for four days, I figured I'd go down to the gym, and there he is, just me and him, and he's on a bicycle, paper up and working the bicycle, I swear to God. And I. I was just so nervous. I got on the weight bench and it's. It's not pounds, it's in stone. So I had no idea what I was. And I put the weight on, but I'm just watching Sean Connery trying to maybe get a look. He's not even looking over at all. And I take the dumbbell off and it choked. It comes right down on my neck.
Josh
So the barbell is on your neck?
Ace
And I'm like. And my eyes are closed, and then all of a sudden, it's lifted off me. His face is right here. And I said. I said. I said, thank you. Thank you, Mr.
Josh
Bond.
Ace
He said something like, you know, thank you, Mr. Bond is a joke. And he laughed. Yes, Bond, James. And he put it back and then went back to his little bike. And, yeah, he was sure that he.
Bob
Got his start as a bodybuilder.
Ace
Yeah.
Bob
Sean, come. He was like Mr. Scotland or something.
Josh
And then discovered as a milkman, wasn't he?
Bob
Something like that.
Josh
Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.
Bob
We miss it. Oh, God.
Chick
He was in the Bahamas, didn't he?
Bob
Yeah, he was in the same restaurant we were in. In the Bahamas.
Josh
Oh, that's just a scene practically to.
Bob
Tie down a friend of mine who was going to go over and say something. Do not.
Ace
Was he with family or by himself?
Bob
He was with about. He was at a round table with about five other people. They were laughing, having a great time, and.
Pat
Yeah, he's only like 5 2, though, right? Right?
Bob
No, no, not at all.
Ace
I think so.
Christopher
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Episode Details:
The episode kicks off with Christopher welcoming listeners to another installment of B&T Extra, a daily afternoon segment designed to recap and expand upon the morning show’s content. He teases the main topics for the episode: Hallmark movie discussions, Salt N’ Pepa, and an impressions segment.
The primary focus of the episode revolves around the proliferation of Hallmark movies, particularly during the holiday season. Hosts delve into their personal experiences and observations about the surge in Hallmark content.
Changing Viewing Habits:
Real-Life Story Turned Hallmark Plot:
Hallmark Conventions and Actors:
Quotes:
While the episode title references Salt N’ Pepa, the transcript indicates a playful confusion between "salt and pepper" as a phrase and the iconic hip-hop duo. The hosts engage in a lighthearted debate over band naming conventions and favorite musical acts.
Band Name Preferences:
Appreciation for Music Catalogs:
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The hosts transition into a lively impressions segment, showcasing their talent for mimicking various personalities and characters. This portion is filled with humor and friendly competition.
Attempted Impressions:
Sean Connery Story:
Humorous Banter:
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Beyond the main topics, the hosts briefly touch upon other subjects, blending sports, pop culture, and personal anecdotes.
Prime Video’s Madden NFL Docu-Series:
Football Rankings & Sports Talk:
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The episode wraps up with the hosts making light-hearted remarks about their conversations and teasing future content. Christopher signs off, reminding listeners where to catch additional segments.
This episode of B&T Extra offers a delightful mix of humor, personal stories, and cultural commentary. The hosts engage in spirited discussions about the ubiquity of Hallmark movies, share their musical tastes with a nod to Salt N’ Pepa, and entertain listeners with their impressions skills. Whether you're a regular follower or a newcomer, this episode provides an engaging and humorous glimpse into the world of Bob and Tom.