B&T Extra: Hot Skillet handles, Genital naming, & Jess Hooker

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: Hot Skillet Handles, Genital Naming, & Jess Hooker

Date: December 5, 2025
Guest: Jess Hooker

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra dives into a classic Bob & Tom blend of humor and irreverent group banter, focusing on three themes: the everyday peril of hot skillet handles, the surprising science of what women call their genitals and how it connects to sexual well-being, and a zany, insightful visit with Jess Hooker. The segment balances offbeat news, snarky stories, and the usual playful bickering, resulting in both hilarious and oddly informative moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kitchen Mishaps: The Mystery of Hot Skillet Handles

(06:08 - 08:06)

• The crew riffs on cookware design—why is it, they wonder, that “the frying pan handle gets hotter than the stove top?”
• Tom complains about burning his hand on a supposedly well-designed pan
  • “Can’t we make handles for high-quality cookware that don’t get hotter?” – Tom [06:46]
• Jess, the often-practical in-studio guest, shares she uses “lobster claws” or “bear paws” pot holders, sparking a classic Bob & Tom tangent about “lobster claws” as an adult bedroom prop.

2. Genital Naming: Language, Psychology & Sex

(08:25 - 18:37)

The Science

• Discussion of a study surveying 450+ women about what they call their genitals and how it affects sexual well-being.
  • Terms split into: anatomical, vulgar, playful, childish, or euphemisms.
  • “Women who used childish terms such as ‘hoo ha’ or ‘vajayjay’ tended to report more negative feelings about their genitals… However, using the vulgar terms during sex associated with positive sexual outcomes.” – News Story [09:10]

The Analysis

• Panel agrees: Confidence in sexual language leads to better experiences.
• Jess Hooker observes, “If they’re using the vulgar terms, they’re hot and ready to party.” [10:34]
• The assumption: Vulgar terms especially come out in sexual encounters, reflecting confidence.
• Tom wonders what gynecologists call genitals in the bedroom—hilarity ensues as they imagine clinical professionals adopting the filthiest language in private as counterpoint to their work behavior.

For The Guys

• Panel debates if men have nicknames for their “front naughty.” The consensus is that most don’t, at least not seriously:
  • “I only call them my privates when I’m saluting them after a successful mission.” – (Unnamed Panelist) [11:41]
  • “Take some R and R. I bet you have a whole ceremony, don’t you?” – Tom [11:44]

Memorable Terms & Banter

• The group consults a Cosmopolitan article full of slang terms, riffing on:
  • "Good good" (“That’s my favorite kind of cottage cheese. Good Culture!” – Tom [14:23])
  • “Bajingo,” “Foof,” “Below deck,” “Honey pot”, “Cooter,” “Cooch,” “Coos,” “South Mouth,” and “Itching Jenny”
• Jess on regional differences: “If I were in the South, I think that’s kind of a Southern [thing].”
• On “Cooter”: “That’s a little rough. If I said that, it would be around other girls to be funny.” – Jess [17:31]

Fetishes & Outlandish Speculation

• The discussion veers into sexual fetishes around terms and size, including a joking story about a man nicknamed “Winnie the Pooh” (for getting his head stuck in the “honey pot”). [15:53]
• Questions of physical possibility—panel is both incredulous and amused.

Language as Identity

• Closing this segment, the panel agrees: the words people use in private say a lot about their comfort and confidence.

3. Tangents, One-Liners & Standup Bits

(Throughout the episode, esp. 18:37 – 19:54)

• The crew never misses a chance for a quip:

  • “I got married too young… realized when you’re walking around your own wedding going, ‘there are a lot of nice chicks here.’” – (Unnamed Comic) [18:37]
  • “I would never cheat on my wife, unless I was tempted.” – (Unnamed Comic) [19:14]
  • “No matter how bad you feel, you can’t help but think—shut the hell up already.” – (Unnamed Comic on a sick spouse) [19:40]

• Recurring themes: making fun of each other’s quirks or on-air goofs (headphones, sneezing on mic).

• Pop culture references: Al Pacino’s “hoo-ha,” The Tubes’ song lyrics, and cheeky suggestions to use Cosmo’s slang at actual doctor's appointments.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Can’t we make handles for high-quality cookware that don’t get hotter?" – Tom [06:46]
• "Women who used childish terms such as ‘hoo ha’ or ‘vajayjay’ tended to report more negative feelings about their genitals… using the vulgar terms during sex associated with positive sexual outcomes." – News Story (read by Jess) [09:10]
• "If they're using the vulgar terms, they're hot and ready to party." – Jess Hooker [10:34]
• "I only call them my privates when I’m saluting them after a successful mission." – Panelist [11:41]
• "That’s my favorite kind of cottage cheese. Good Culture!” – Tom, riffing on the term “Good Good” [14:23]
• On “Cooter”: “That’s a little rough. If I said that, it would be around other girls to be funny.” – Jess [17:31]
• "No matter how bad you feel, you can’t help but think—shut the hell up already." – (Unnamed Comic on spouse with a cold) [19:40]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 06:08 – 08:06 — Hot skillet handle discussion and silly “lobster claw” bedroom riff
• 08:25 – 18:37 — Genital naming, study findings, group confessions, and jokes
• 15:19 – 16:37 — Most outlandish nickname stories (“Honey Pot”/“Winnie the Pooh”)
• 17:31 – 18:37 — Regional & generational slang, peak irreverence
• 18:37 – 19:54 — Standup tangents, marriage, and sick spouse gripes

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Summary

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show’s Extra embodies the show’s mixture of unfiltered discussion, observational humor, and round-table honesty. The hot skillet handle segment is oddly relatable, while the survey-driven (and then completely unserious) discussion of “genital naming” steers into the wild territory that the show is known for, helped by Jess Hooker's sharp, down-to-earth takes. Fans of the show—and newcomers—will find laughter, a little inadvertent education, and signature banter that’s as playful as it is profane.

Transcript

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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Hot skillet handles plus genital naming and Jess Hooker in studio. It's coming up in just a minute.

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And now another edition of Tuckered out Thanksgiving memories from the road with the over the road trucker Floyd Tucker. Hey fellows. You know, most years I don't even make it home for Thanksgiving, but I still enjoy home cooked suppers around the holidays. Tudor's Biscuit World off i64 in Charleston, West Virginia is my favorite stop. Every biscuit that's born is made from scratch. They keep rice in them salt shakers so it won't clump on you. Them breakfast burritos are a Dashboard Delight. If I do Thanksgiving on the go, I'll just say grace and have one of them. But the last Thanksgiving I had at home was three years ago. I was down in my back. Took almost four weeks off the road that year. Big D and my first wife decided we'd commence to having dinner over at her mother's. Her mother's doing better now, but not then. She always makes the best desserts. Of course, this time she'd made two full pans of something she calls next best thing to Robert Redford Son. It's so rich you'll think you died and went straight to heaven. And she insisted we eat dessert first on account of fruit and there was no good way to keep it chilled. She made two big helpings in a microwave. Safe dish. It said John Hopkins on the side of it. I don't know who he is, but all of his cookware kind of shaped like bed pans. Her dessert didn't taste the same that year. I reckon she didn't use enough shortening. That's what I said. Robert Redford's seen better days and this dessert has too. Then it was on to supper. Well, like most families, we're big on tradition. So we all gathered around the table Indian style, just like the Pilgrims did. Big D made enough cornbread casserole that year to feed an offensive line. We had everything, all the sides, mashed taters, chicken fingers and bagel bites. Them bagel bites are something else, about the size of a hockey puck. It tastes just like pizza. I remember my mother in law couldn't pass the gravy on the county cardinal tunnel was acted up and I found out ketchup goes good with cornbread. About that time, my heating pad shorted out the fuse box. I went downstairs to change the fuse and noticed there was still a whole mess of green beans on the stove. So I brought the whole pot of beans back upstairs and we dove into the beans, which had plenty of seasoning this year. I found bacon and a breathe route strip in mine. Figured my mother in law's sinus infection was acting up again. She wears under armour to help her circulation, but her cholesterol's higher than mine is. She told me I should start eating them gogurts to help my cholester.

Gogurt says it may help your cholesterol, but I had one hell of a time getting my spoon out of that little tube. Whoever designed that needs to go straight to hell. Stupid buzzard. That may have been our best Thanksgiving ever. Same year my Uncle Ferd lost 9 acres betting on the blue gray football game. The next year I heard tell my mother in law really started going downhill. She selected the honey baked ham with Vicks vapor rub. All of my in laws spent that whole night in the emergency room in that Jewish hospital. It was quite a night. We watched the cowboys win and then met some lady with the tilted uterus. Hell, that ain't half as bad as next year when she served up deep fried billy bass. You'd think it wouldn't work, but they salvaged most of it. And even though it won't sing the classics anymore, the head still wiggles a little bit. Happy Thanksgiving, fellas. I'm Floyd Tucker. And I'm Tucker Dimes.

You asked for it, you got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Hello. Testing. Are we there? Okay, you're all good. Okay.

I think I did. I think I did a Josh. What does that mean? I turned my headphones off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are the king of not running the equipment. Oh, don't, don't, don't stick it on Josh. It's good to be the king. Please remember yesterday when Josh inadvertently. You turned your mic on and then sneezed and then. Yeah, I turned my headphones down instead of turning my mic off and I coughed right into the mic. Yeah, yeah. We do these things, you know. A fool. Yeah, yeah. No, we have Ms. Hooker here with us. Hi. I did this the other day. I'd like to congratulate the makers of fine cookware for designing a frying pan that somehow the handle is hotter than the stovetop. Oh, no. Oh, I know right now, not cast iron case. No, I. This one particular one, I thought, oh, this is the one that has the handle and I. Isn't there in. In our culture, haven't we come up with. I know, we. We've got a shield on the back of a spacecraft to bring it back from outer space. Can't we make handles for high quality cookware that don't get hotter? Mine's pretty good. Yeah, I was going to say mine's. Yeah, something went wrong with that. You have all stainless or do you have non stick? Nons. Both. Both. Yes. Yeah, I have non stick. I swear by non stick. I like a nice omelette pan and that's just about all I need. Right? Yeah, that's true. And I have cast iron. And of course the cast iron handle will get hot. Yeah. Do you have the little sleeve that you stick over there? I Have these lobster claws. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah, I have bear paws. Those are great. My daughter got me for Christmas. You do to the lobster clothes claw gag for your lady friend where you take off your pants and your shirt and you just have the lobster claws flapping around. I do, yes. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a name for yourself? Yes, Dungeness Dave. And, well, that. That'll be a crab, wouldn't it? Yes. Close enough, considering he just left you out there on the island all by yourself. Dungeness is also female. Okay. Well, that actually is the perfect way to be a dungeon grab. Ms. Hooker, I'm glad you're here because this. This story, I think, is absolutely fascinating. We began our program today by discussing. It just seems so much common sense to me. I don't know why you're so fascinated.

You know how he is with common sense about sex. He is fascinated by common sense. That's true. No, but this is about language. For example, we began with slang terms for the female mommy parts. Oh, sure. And the boys mommy or the boy's daddy parts? The boys mommy part. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. And this is a story about what women say and what it means. Go ahead. Your research shows how a woman refers to her genitals as tied to her overall sexual well being. Oh, well being. Yeah. Scientists surveyed over 450 women about their feelings, attitudes, and genital naming, with categories including anatomical, vagina, vulva. You get it. Vulgar, like the P word. Playful. Childish, like hoo ha or vajayjay, and euphemisms like down there in private parts. Women who used childish terms such as hoo ha or vajayjay. Yes. Tended to report more negative feelings about their genitals. Negative feelings about their genitals. However, using the vulgar terms during sex associated with positive sexual outcomes. Now slow down there. That's. That's the important. Vulgar is positive. Of course. That's all kinds of sense. It makes sense. It's more confident. Yes, right. Sure. I'd be interested to talk to a physician, perhaps a male gynecologist, about why a male gynecologist is not going to hear what a woman's private bedroom language. I bet in certain areas they, the ladies, refer to it as down there or. Sure, what is that? Now, what do the euphemisms mean? I don't know, because that's all I have in this story. I'm sorry. No, that's okay. So the. Hey, Tom, what do they call a female gynecologist? Just a doctor, you jerk. Women who use vulgar terms apparently reported experiencing greater general sexual pleasure, more frequent orgasms and a stronger desire to receive oral sex. Okay. So again, confidence. And so if they're using the vulgar terms, they're hot and ready to party. Well, yeah. Doesn't that make sense to you? And I think the assumption is. Is that you guys prefer the vulgar terms. So that's when we're going to use them, as in a sexual encounter. But if we use them.

Yeah. I think there's certain women that there are certain words that they just don't like. Yeah. It could go one of two ways. Yeah. You'll either get. Okay, come on. Or Well, I never. Yeah. And they're out of there. Yeah. Yeah. I think the same thing goes for the top. For the ladies. Okay. Sure. Yeah. You gotta be careful. You say a piece of chest like Pat's friend did. We found out. A piece of chess. Once again. What did he say? Can I or may I or what did he say? He got her in the back seat and he was trying to move forward with their making out session and he asked her for a piece of chess. May I have a piece of chess? May I have a piece? Very profit. That's as funny. That is. I would have laughed. So intentional. Yes. And he came in on Monday and asked me if he did something wrong and I said yes, you did. Yes, you did. The poor guy. His heart was in the right place and he was being polite.

Now do the fellas. Do you refer to the. Your front naughty, if you will. Do you have a. If you were involved with a lady companion in an intimate fashion. Is there a particular. You don't. I don't. Do you guys. I don't have a nick now and then. I only call them my privates when I'm saluting them after a successful mission. That's very good. Yes. Take some R and R. I bet you have a whole ceremony. Don't you Put a little flag around it. I bet. And I think. But my. I never got to my question. Let's just say you had a distinguished physician. Gynecologist man. Yes. What would he do with his partner? What would he call it? I don't know. Because after. After a long day at the office. Depends on how their sex life is. I'm kind of hoping he. It would be just incredibly vulgar and nasty. Filthiest. He's so used to dancing around it all day long. Yes. There's an old adage that the only jokes that make comedians laugh behind the scenes are just the craziest, darkest filthies. Jokes you can't do. Yeah. Because you're so used to. So I wonder if gynecologists, they, they just. Anything clinical is out, they just go crazy. Yeah. I think women that are uptight sexually are going to be women who use normal terms for that area or no terms. Right. Don't touch me down there. Don't say anything. Yeah, boy, we all got a chill here and there. Touch me. They stepped on my grave. Oh, I'm sorry.

Hang on. I guess one of us has to do 1, 2, 3, go. Let's shoot. Wasn't that a song by the Tubes? Don't touch me down there. Don't touch me there. I don't know. I only know she's a beauty. Touch me in the morning. No, no.

Myself. What was that movie with Al Pacino where he keeps going?

You think he ever called it that? I think. Hey, Beverly d'. Angelo. Let me see that. I've never used the word hoo ha in my life. That's a young term. Yeah, we've said that. Yeah. Or who. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Lala. Yeah. Mala. Yeah, we have. I have a. This is from Cosmopolitan. Do you know some ladies call it the good good? Yeah, they do. Yeah. And that can also refer to, I think, just sex. Yes. Yeah, I gave him that. Good. Well, yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite kind of cottage cheese. Good, good. Oh, God. Well, it's. Good culture. Good culture.

Let me get a spoonful of that. Good culture. Say it today. Let us know how it goes. Some ladies have that. You'll never get any of this. Yeah. Ms. Hooker, I, I. Have you ever heard the term with respect to the front naughty, the bajingo? No. How about the foof? Yeah, I, you know what? But foof is like a. Like is, is a stand in curse word for me. Like if something goes wrong, I go foof. Oh, yeah. So I don't. I. Sounds strange. Yeah, yeah. Some of these I. No one has ever used. Jennifer Aniston kind of says that. Yeah, yeah. Without the first apps. Yeah, yeah.

Below deck. Yeah. Really? You refer to it as below deck? Below the equator. Yeah. Jason said that yesterday. Referring to someone like their size beneath the waist, being she's a little big below the equator.

Really?

What are you watching back there? Let me, let me back this bus up here. Hang on a second. Did he say it twice or did it just seem like he said it?

What do you think? The biggest girl you ever been with? Tom, go ahead. There must be a record out there. Right? Right. The biggest woman you've Ever been with over £200? Oh, you mean. You mean weight? I thought you meant. Oh, okay. I gotta go there. You ever refer to it as the Honey Pot? I hear that a lot. Real. In a joke. In a jokey way. Jokey way. And Honey Pot is also a feminine hygiene product now. It the name of a company. Yeah. No kidding. Yeah. I was with a larger woman and she called it the Honey Pot. And she called me Winnie the Pooh because I would get my head stuck.

She was big. Tom, you know, there's. Hello. Hello. I think she's been Smell my neck. I believe Josh because he's the most mature and aware. But there is a fetish where that's a guy's their entire head. That. That can't happen. That can't happen. I bet it. Yes. A lot of lead. Yeah, a lot of. No, you have to work up to it. No, structurally, the bone, it's not gonna let you. Oh, she has to still be living. Okay, that.

Now that you changed the category, there's a flag on that play. Watching Ed Gein, haven't you? I knew it. Yikes. Watching that. Geen. You're not watching that. I asked this question earlier. This is on the Cosmopolitan magazine lips of slang terms. Flaming lips. Now, I want to know if the band came before the slang term or vice versa. Flaming lips. Sounds like you might have an infection. Yeah, that's well. Or you're very excited. Oh, yeah. I've never seen that. Never seen that. I'm very excited. Oh, okay. You know, they Engly amused. They engorged too, Tom. Just like. Just like. Of course, we well aware of that.

The south mouth. The south.

Whatever uses that. And if you have a South mouth, go ahead and shave that goatee. Thank you, Jeff. Doctor, I've got a problem with my south mouth. My south mouth. Come on. That's hilarious.

Hair is back down there, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's. That's like firmly. And if you at Southmouth, if you find that there is a tongue in there, marry her.

You know, an extra time. I'm fully aware of the vulgarity with which that was delivered. Now, would a lady refer to her own as a quote unquote cooter? No, no. That's a little rough. If I said that it would be around other girls to be funny. Yeah, yeah. If I were in the South, I think that's kind of a Southern. Yeah. What about cooch? Yeah, that's a little better. That's. That's around. What about. What about coos? Coos is There. That's so sleazy, so disgusting. It sounds like something's oozing out. Yeah. So definitely the Black and Decker Pecker record. That is what you should. You should say to your doctor, somebody. Somebody listening right now is going to their gyno today. Please say, yeah, how's everything look in my Black and Decker pecker record? Just do it. Yeah, just. He's gotta laugh. Once again, this is. This is from Cosmo. The Itching Jenny. Yeah. That is so odd. And that definitely has got an infection. Yeah. My Itching Jenny. Well, it probably itches without infection sometimes, right? My balls occasionally itch and they're not infected today. Are you sure?

Well done. So that cream I recommended, I said Itching Jenny sounds like a locomotive. What did you say? It sounds like? Oh, did. Itching Jenny won Belmont two years ago. Better joke. I got married too young. I don't know if I told you that. No, you know, I. You know, you're too young. I realized when you're at your own wedding walking around going, there are a lot of nice chicks here, you know that? What the hell did I just do?

Yeah, I'm walking up to women at my own wedding. Are you. Are we related? Because this is incredible. I'll give you a call after the honeymoon or something. I had no idea.

I'm kidding. I would never cheat on my wife unless I was tempted.

I mean that. That's the truth. She's all right, the poor thing. You know, she had a cold a few weeks ago and I don't know if you know what this is like to have your spouse sick. You know, it was like three in the morning and she couldn't fall asleep. She's just coughing and sneezing. I felt so bad for her. And no matter how bad you feel, you can't help but think. Shut up.

Shut the hell up already. You know, at 11 o' clock you're feeling bad, but at 3 in the morning, get the hell out of here. I'm trying to sleep here. Not even second. I'm taking nyquil. Shut the hell up.

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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