B&T Extra: Huckleberry Pie, Uncrustables, & a Pat song

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: Huckleberry Pie, Uncrustables, & a Pat song
Date: March 20, 2026
Hosts: Tom, Josh Arnold, Kristi Lee, Bob Kevoian, Ace, Christopher, and Greg Warren

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Episode Overview

In this lively "B&T Extra" episode, the Bob & Tom team serves up a classic mix of food talk, playful banter, cultural commentary, and musical comedy. Highlights include the group sampling huckleberry pie (with debate over its flavor), a spirited discussion about the beloved snack Uncrustables (and their NFL popularity), the legal semantics of “boneless wings”, a custom tune about “wings” from Greg Warren, and some delightfully odd stories (like world records for items in the nose). The group’s signature comedic chemistry and affection for nerdy details keeps the conversation both entertaining and full of quotable moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Nursery Rhyme Noir: Classic Rhymes, Dark Reimaginings

• (02:00–02:35) Tom performs classic nursery rhymes (“Baa Baa Black Sheep,” “Little Jack Horner,” “Peter Pumpkin Eater”) with a hard-boiled, darkly comic twist, turning each one into a mock crime or abduction mystery.
  • Quote:
    • Tom (02:17): “Not anymore. Been taken.”
    • Tom (02:36): “If you don’t give me back Pumpkin Eater’s wife, I’m going to find you. I will hunt you down.”

2. The Huckleberry Pie Tasting

• (02:58–06:35) Jess Hooker presents homemade huckleberry pie, prompting group nostalgia and foodie analysis.
  • Conversation focuses on differences in flavor compared to blueberry pie and musings on “notes” in the taste, akin to wine critic lingo.
  • Group agrees the pie is flavorful and not overly sweet.
  • Kristi Lee (03:33): “You need the salt to weigh out the filling.”
  • Ace (04:06): “I get purple grape.”
  • Josh Arnold (04:14): “I don’t like blueberry. And I like this.”
  • Kristi Lee (04:28): “I don’t find it to be overly sweet at all. Apple pie is almost sweeter than this.”
• Sourcing huckleberries is discussed; Ace notes they used Huckleberry Haven, Kalispell, Montana, and price/rarity due to handpicking (06:02–06:08).

3. Peanut Butter & Huckleberry Jam?

• (06:05–06:43) Discussion on whether huckleberry jam could replace grape jelly for PB&J sandwiches.
  • Kristi Lee: “Huckleberry jam is never going to replace grape jelly for me…but I would try that.”

4. What Are Uncrustables, Really?

• (06:43–08:15) The team examines Uncrustables—frozen, crimped PB&J sandwiches—and their newfound fame in NFL locker rooms.
  • Josh Arnold delivers stats: NFL teams eat 80,000+ Uncrustables a year, with the Broncos leading at 700/week (07:15–07:49).
  • Kristi Lee claims she could eat ten in a sitting (07:57).

5. The Ethics (and Law) of “Boneless Wings”

• (08:38–12:23) Deep-dive into a recent lawsuit over the label “boneless wings” at Buffalo Wild Wings.
  • Lawsuit’s argument: “Boneless wings” are actually breast meat, not deboned wings.
  • Court ruling: No reasonable consumer would expect “boneless wings” to be actual wing meat (10:09).
  • Kristi Lee: “Some people would think they were just deboned.” (10:22)
  • Bob Kevoian: “Boneless wings, though…Wings are dark meat.” (11:15–11:17)
• Expands to broader questions about food naming (chicken fingers, potato chips, Pringles) (11:24–11:53).
  • Christopher: “Can the same logic be applied to chicken fingers?” (11:48)

6. Greg Warren’s “Wings” Song: Food, TV, and Beatles References

• (12:16–13:53) Greg Warren performs a quintessentially BOB & TOM comedy song, riffing on chicken wings, the sitcom “Wings,” and Paul McCartney’s band “Wings.”
  • Lyrics explore what makes wings “wings,” sitcom nostalgia, and puns on the name.
  • Notable lines:
    • “Boneless wings have some breast meat / But how would you know? / Wings are still wings, a federal judge now tells us so.” (12:16)
    • “Band on the Run is a masterpiece / Even with Linda McCartney on Keys / And Wings were still good, even without John, George, and Ringa.” (13:36)

7. TV & Hair Nostalgia

• (13:57–14:25) Reflections on the sitcom “Wings” and actress Crystal Bernard’s iconic hair.
  • Ace: “She had the best, like, high hair.” (14:08)
• Chat turns to Thomas Hayden Church and his “Sideways” role (14:23).

8. Life Changes, Remote Broadcasting & Cowboy Hats

• (14:27–15:35) Josh considers moving to Austin, joking about co-signers and the price of Texas real estate.
  • Greg Warren: “My dad used to say a co-signer is an idiot with a pen.” (15:42)

9. Nose-Stuffing Oddities & World Records

• (15:47–16:36) A discussion about ER doctor(s) holding a world record for most matchsticks up the nose; Ace admits to shoving coins up his nose at bars (16:03–16:21).
  • Kristi Lee: “We just don’t [know his record]…”
  • Bob Kevoian: “Uncle Dr. Conkel…” (16:36) (mocking unusual record-holders)

10. Reflecting on “Breaking Up the Band”

• (17:16–17:29) Josh Arnold parallels the Beatles’s breakup with working relationships, quipping, “I kind of get it now.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Nursery rhymes, gone dark:
  • Tom (02:36): “If you don’t give me back Pumpkin Eater’s wife, I’m going to find you. I will hunt you down.”
• Pie tasting banter:
  • Ace (04:06): “I get purple grape.”
  • Kristi Lee (04:28): “Apple pie is almost sweeter than this.”
  • Kristi Lee (05:29): “More pretentious about saying pretension.”
• Uncrustables debate:
  • Kristi Lee (07:57): “Yeah. I could eat ten. I would be—my body would be absolutely furious.”
• Boneless wings lawsuit:
  • Bob Kevoian (10:09): “A reasonable consumer would not think that boneless wings were made of wing meat.”
• The “Wings” song, classic line:
  • Greg Warren (13:36): “And Wings were still good even without John, George, and Ringa.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:00–02:35] – Nursery rhymes reimagined as ransom/yarn stories
• [02:58–06:35] – Huckleberry pie tasting and flavor analysis
• [06:43–08:15] – Uncrustables discussion and NFL snack stats
• [08:38–12:23] – “Boneless wings” lawsuit and meat semantics
• [12:16–13:53] – Greg Warren’s “Wings” song
• [13:57–14:25] – “Wings” TV show and actor nostalgia
• [14:27–15:42] – Texas move jokes, real estate and co-signers
• [15:47–16:36] – Nose world records and bizarre ER tales
• [17:16–17:29] – Reflecting on the Beatles breakup

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Tone, Energy, and What Makes This Episode Engaging

The tone throughout is quintessential BOB & TOM—irreverent, warm, and effortlessly funny. The mix of culinary curiosity, pop culture deep cuts, and cheeky wordplay delivers entertainment in every minute. Listeners will especially enjoy:

• The comic “foodie” deconstruction of huckleberry pie
• Inside jokes on language and pretentiousness
• Playful stats and debates on snack food trends
• Greg Warren’s ability to weave U.S. food litigation, sitcom history, and Beatles trivia into a single musical number

This episode is a treat for fans of food, comedy, and the peculiarities of American culture—served with plenty of laughs and camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Christopher (Intro)]

It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, it's a huckleberry pie plus uncrustables and a Pat Godwin song all coming up in just a minute.

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[Tom]

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. One for the master and one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane. Not anymore. He's been taken.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh no.

[Tom]

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a mincemeat pie. He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, what a good boy am I. Not anymore. Been taken.

[Ace]

What?

[Kristi Lee]

Peter.

[Tom]

Peter pumpkin eater.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Tom]

Had a wife.

[Kristi Lee]

What happened to her?

[Tom]

She was. But I didn't care about it. I don't care who you are or what you want. If you don't give me back Pumpkin Eater's wife, I'm going to find you. I will hunt you down.

[Kristi Lee]

How might Richard Dreyfus reacted to Peter?

[Ace]

Peter, Pumpkin Eater.

[Christopher]

A great way to get your morning started. This is Bob and Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Extra Jess Hooker is plating up Huckle. Huckleberry pie. There's Josh Arnold.

[Kristi Lee]

This looks delightful. And I've got a cup of coffee here. Coffee and pie.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, come on, America.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing better.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness. Hello, Tom. You got your huckleberry pie.

[Christopher]

I do, and it looks like a traditional blueberry pie. Hang on one second. I gotta.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you gonna have a. Sniffing it? Sniffing it, smelling it.

[Kristi Lee]

I smelled mostly crust when I sniffed it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, me, too.

[Christopher]

Are you trying it? Christy?

[Ace]

I'm a heavy crust gal. I like a good crust.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Ace]

I think you need the salt to weigh out the filling.

[Kristi Lee]

All right, well, let's take some bites.

[Christopher]

Have you tried it yet?

[Ace]

Yes, I have, and I have.

[Christopher]

And yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Boy, that first bite of pie, when you get the point, that is a real.

[Ace]

The flavor. So when you look it up and you ask what a mulberry tastes like, a lot of people are like, oh, it's a blueberry, but it's more dynamic, or there's depth. I did not get blueberry at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got.

[Ace]

I got a completely different fruit.

[Christopher]

Whatever it is, it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I can taste. I could taste a little blueberry.

[Christopher]

Yeah. But it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm glad. I was afraid blueberry, like a BlackBerry

[Ace]

doesn't, which is nice. No seeds like that. But I get purple grape.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm getting. I'm getting some of that, too.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't like blueberry. And I like this.

[Christopher]

I feel this is one of those wine shows that they talk about. Yeah. How do they word that, Josh? Like tints of leather. What's the pretentious way?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, notes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Notes of leather.

[Kristi Lee]

Hints and notes.

[Tom]

Okie.

[Kristi Lee]

Now it's. I don't find it to be overly sweet at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't either.

[Ace]

It's not at all.

[Kristi Lee]

It's not. It's not. There are ways. I mean, apple pie is almost sweeter than this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

But this is really good.

[Christopher]

I'm getting. I'm getting notes of peanut butter and jelly.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Exactly.

[Ace]

Yeah. With the purple grape.

[Christopher]

Yeah. It is so good.

[Ace]

You could definitely do. If I did my peanut butter pie base and you did, like, a pie cake. Both.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Kristi Lee]

I like its confidence, but. And I Also appreciate that it's unassuming.

[Christopher]

Oh, God, I love that pretentious kind of talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't you starting to shut up and eat?

[Christopher]

We were talking about that horrible song, the Magic Bus. It's like your T shirt, Josh. I don't know if you knew this Josh is quite the faux literary sort of intellectual. And he's. He's starting a tribute band to the who called the Whom.

[Kristi Lee]

That's right.

[Christopher]

Just. Just a slightly. A hint of pretentiousness.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Christopher]

Or is it pretention? I can never remember. I've got to work on my pretention.

[Kristi Lee]

More pretentious about saying pretension.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

No wonder I do it then. This is delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was very.

[Christopher]

And I. Can you go back in time for those just joining us, where do you get the huckleberries?

[Ace]

These are available online. And this. I use the brand Huckleberry Haven, Inc. In Kalispell, Montana.

[Kristi Lee]

And this all started because we had a listener ask if we've ever had peanut butter and huckleberry jam sandwiches.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

And this makes perfect sense why it would make a fine peanut butter and jam. Oh, you would do that? I would do that.

[Christopher]

Yeah. I wonder if you can. Now, can you get huckleberry jam? Conveniently?

[Ace]

Yes, you can. I got the pie filling for this.

[Kristi Lee]

How much?

[Ace]

For a juror, this was over $40.

[Greg Warren]

No.

[Ace]

Yes, it did. Because huckleberries aren't cultivated. They have to be hand picked, Right?

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Yeah.

[Christopher]

And by wild bears.

[Kristi Lee]

That's exactly right. And those are trained bears. And that's expensive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of wish it was a little bit more sweet, you know?

[Ace]

You would.

[Kristi Lee]

I get why you're saying that, but that's where I think the vanilla ice cream or whipped topping would come in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I do like the crust. The crust is excellent. But you don't make your crust.

[Ace]

I did this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did?

[Kristi Lee]

Now, Ace, Huckleberry jam is never going to replace grape jelly for me when. When it comes to peanut butter jelly. But I would. I would try that.

[Christopher]

Now, what are those things with the crimps on them that you guys were telling me about?

[Bob Kevoian]

The crimps?

[Kristi Lee]

Uncrustables.

[Christopher]

Uncrustables, yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Have you ever had one?

[Christopher]

I don't think so, but they're.

[Ace]

Love it.

[Christopher]

I think my kids have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's no doubt.

[Christopher]

Are those the ones that are frozen?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncrustables are taking the National Football League by storm.

[Christopher]

I've heard that.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, they're delicious. They've really found a fine balance.

[Christopher]

And do they have grape jelly flavored

[Ace]

and strawberry and hazelnut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hazelnut, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

They have a great.

[Christopher]

They're great. And that was in the Sporting News because it was at the Broncos that were.

[Josh Arnold]

NFL teams consume over 80,000 Smuckers Uncrustables every year, with weekly consumption ranging from 3,600 to 4,300 sandwiches. In quotes, they're high carb, portable snack for athletes. Broncos lead the league, consuming 700 a week. The Seahawks at the lower end, 320 a week. The Broncos, 700 Jaguars. Yeah. Coming up second, Seahawks with 320 Broncos. Oh, 700 a week.

[Kristi Lee]

How many could you eat?

[Josh Arnold]

They're really in one set.

[Kristi Lee]

I mean, and I'm talking. You're really stuffing yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to say four or five, probably.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm going ten.

[Greg Warren]

Ten?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. I could eat ten. I would be. My body would be absolutely furious.

[Josh Arnold]

My man here says he can eat 10. Uncrustable.

[Ace]

These were one of Alseman's cravings, and she liked them frozen.

[Kristi Lee]

She did.

[Ace]

She would eat them like a. Like a ice cream.

[Kristi Lee]

In the last three weeks. You'd waddle into the green room angrily, sort of grab one like she wasn't proud of her.

[Christopher]

Is her baby due today?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, her baby is due next week, 24th or fifth.

[Kristi Lee]

And they are gonna get good money for that baby. I mean, that's, you know, how much white babies go for.

[Josh Arnold]

Healthy white baby.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, that's right.

[Christopher]

I was. I was busy over here, so I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, we're talking about pie. Let's talk about wings for a minute. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Wangs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She just said wangs.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Illinois judges ruled that boneless chicken wings are still quote, unquote, wings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

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[Ace]

You're 100% right, Ace. I'm with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amin Haleem of Chicago filed a lawsuit.

[Ace]

Who?

[Bob Kevoian]

Amin Haleem of Chicago filed a lawsuit

[Kristi Lee]

against the New York mayor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why?

[Kristi Lee]

Something like that. Right. I didn't know. That's not his name.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Rodan, isn't it? Mothra.

[Tom]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What's this? Rodan. Mothra.

[Christopher]

Rodan. You mean the sculptor

[Kristi Lee]

is also one of Godzilla's?

[Josh Arnold]

Godzilla? It's like a giant butterfly or something.

[Christopher]

I thought that's the famous sculpture. The Thinker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. Yes.

[Christopher]

And he's thinking, why didn't he make this a little bit larger? It's embarrassing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild wings back in 2023, arguing that the chain deceives customers by labeling its products as boneless wings when the chain instead uses breast meat, which is cheaper.

[Josh Arnold]

What does it say about a guy who goes into Buffalo Wild Wings and he starts a lawsuit?

[Home Depot Announcer]

I know.

[Kristi Lee]

You're exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Judge John J. Tharp, Jr. Oh, yes.

[Kristi Lee]

My name, too. His parents named him and he became a judge. Tom, your theory holds up.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dismissed Mr. Haleem's claim, saying in his ruling that a reasonable consumer would not think that boneless wings were made of wing meat. I don't think that's.

[Kristi Lee]

You know what? That is a difference.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a difference.

[Kristi Lee]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a difference.

[Kristi Lee]

Some people would think they were just deboned.

[Christopher]

I think I would make this argument. Your Honor, forgive me, and forgive the ladies in the jury. We call this a boner

[Bob Kevoian]

now.

[Kristi Lee]

There is no bone in it.

[Christopher]

There is no bone in it. I think. Ladies, are you aware of this?

[Ace]

Objection.

[Christopher]

I respect.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm going to allow it, but you better be going somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christopher]

That's one of my favorite favorite lines of any judge in a movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

He added, despite his best efforts, Mr. Haleem did not, quote, unquote, drum up enough factual allegations to state a claim. Mr. Haleem can amend his claim to try to prove he suffered economic injury, but Judge Tharp said it's unlikely to be persuasive.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, good. This guy should not have won this.

[Bob Kevoian]

He has until March 20 to file a handed complaint.

[Christopher]

We have boneless ribs, I think, technically.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Kristi Lee]

And I think rib meat.

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boneless wings, though.

[Kristi Lee]

Wings are dark meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that, but.

[Ace]

And they're not shaped like it. They're shaped like nuggets.

[Christopher]

I know.

[Tom]

Or tinders.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Okay. Remember this whole thing started with potato chips. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Potato crisps.

[Christopher]

They have to call them. What are they? Pringles cannot be called potato chips. They went back and they found the first potato chips were invented at some restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think Greg Warren's at the bottom of it somehow. Pringles is. The people who started this whole damn thing about chips or crisps.

[Christopher]

Can the same. I have a. Can the same logic be applied to chicken fingers?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not fingers, are they?

[Kristi Lee]

According to this guy. Yeah. He might sue to say, hey, these are not the fingers of a chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chicken. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

If I were the judge, I'd give him the middle one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Chicken feet. Didn't we have chicken feet that one day?

[Kristi Lee]

We sure didn't care for those.

[Ace]

Those were bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Matt has a song about this.

[Greg Warren]

Boneless wings have some breast meat. But how would you know Wings are still wings. A federal judge now tells Us so the lawsuit has to go. It all stays the same. So shut up and eat or cook the chicken yourself and use only wing meat. Wings are still wings if the sauce ain't from Buffalo. Wings was on in the 90s and my favorite show.

[Josh Arnold]

It was his favorite show.

[Greg Warren]

It starred two brothers, one named Brian. Tim Daly was Joe Steadfast. Joe the mechanic was funny and left after six seasons.

[Kristi Lee]

The show was still great.

[Greg Warren]

So I don't know the reasons. Wings was still Wings Even when Thomas Hayden Church had to go, he played low. Wings are still wings if the sauce ain't from Buffalo. The Beatles broke up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God.

[Greg Warren]

Paul started a band named Wings. His wife was in the group even though she couldn't or play or sing. Band on the Run is a masterpiece. Even with Linda McCartney on Keys. And Wings were still good even without John, George and Ringa.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Greg Warren]

Wings are still Wings if the sauce ain't from Buffalo.

[Christopher]

Hey, a work of genius.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I remember the show Wings with that hot, hot crystal Bernard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I loved her hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she had.

[Ace]

No, she had the best like high hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really thick hair.

[Christopher]

She did.

[Kristi Lee]

But can we get a sexier lead?

[Ace]

She's adorable.

[Kristi Lee]

She was cute.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Thomas Hayden Church is one of my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like him too.

[Christopher]

We had a chance to talk with him. Great guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sideways.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Kristi Lee]

Brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing movie.

[Christopher]

He's lives in lives in Texas. Maybe you should move to Texas. Preferably somewhere where we can't get hook up by Sad.

[Josh Arnold]

A little late for this kind of feedback. Really. Maybe.

[Christopher]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll look into that. Thank you, Tom.

[Christopher]

I'll get you a cowboy hat. A nice one from chemo.

[Josh Arnold]

I will not wear a cowboy hat. You know that.

[Christopher]

No, I'll get you good one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I've never been able to wear a cowboy hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you tried?

[Josh Arnold]

But you can buy me a cowboy hat if you'd like.

[Christopher]

Only if you move.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, well, that's not nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember when I had Covid and I did the show from the house?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you guys never seemed more real to me because you were on TV and that's how I communicate. So maybe. Maybe we're on to something here.

[Christopher]

That's interesting.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

You do like Austin.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Yeah. I got my eye on a place there as a matter of fact. So that. Let's do it.

[Christopher]

Hey, you need a co signer.

[Josh Arnold]

Hang on.

[Christopher]

Give.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me a.

[Christopher]

Battles.

[Kristi Lee]

Give me all about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me a. Give me a cowboy hat and $1.2 million and I'll be in Austin, before you can go, where'd Chick go?

[Christopher]

Well, we can do a gofundme.

[Greg Warren]

No, they call a co signer. My dad used to say an idiot with a pen.

[Christopher]

Hey, you know something? I'd like to weigh in on this. Your dad was a smart man. I found that out the hard way. We talked with. We talked with the doctor who has the world record for putting matchsticks in his nose. Yeah, which, Ms. Hooker, sounds like the kind of thing you would do.

[Ace]

I used to shove quarters up my nose at the bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Ace]

Like just how many quarters do you think I could get up my nose?

[Christopher]

I'm not kidding.

[Experian Advertiser]

See?

[Ace]

He knows.

[Kristi Lee]

I can't believe you verified his insane I'm sorry theory.

[Christopher]

No, you're the one that put the tattoos on your finger so you could have a mustache like this.

[Josh Arnold]

How many quarters was it?

[Christopher]

Four.

[Ace]

Three.

[Announcer/Promo Voice]

Three.

[Experian Advertiser]

Three.

[Ace]

But that's a lot when it's up your nose.

[Christopher]

But we spoke to this guy. He's a. He's a physician in. I think he's in the Dayton area. Yeah, works in an er. Great guy.

[Kristi Lee]

We don't know his world record.

[Christopher]

What you say we don't know. Thank you.

[Kristi Lee]

We just don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just saying, Uncle Dr. Conkel was.

[Kristi Lee]

No, he was very nice to talk.

[Christopher]

Really funny. Really funny guy. And he does have the world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like Jerry Lewis. He was. Okay.

[Christopher]

I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

I enjoyed the conversation.

[Christopher]

Wheeled into the ER Profusely bleeding.

[Josh Arnold]

As long as it's not conquered.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Okay, B.

[Kristi Lee]

And then his doctor's on the phone with some morning show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, no kidding.

[Christopher]

Hey, funny man. You're going to bleed out. I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

The hell's going on?

[Christopher]

I'm calling Dave and Stu.

[Kristi Lee]

You know Dave and Stu can't record together anymore. They have to have separate studio. I mean, still, you wouldn't really know listening, but we are headed there.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me tell you, when I was a kid, the Beatles broke up and I go, how did that. They were making great music, good money. Why would the four of them break it? I kind of get it now.

[Christopher (Intro)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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