B&T Extra: Hump Day, Bob Hope, & a Gravy Boat

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Hump Day, Bob Hope, & a Gravy Boat

Date: March 16, 2026
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Kristi Lee, Christopher
Special Guest: Dr. Scott Konkle (Guinness World Record Holder)

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Overview

This episode of the Bob & Tom Extra blends the show’s signature improvisational comedy with wry observations on everyday life, whimsical banter about home goods and holidays, and an interview with Dr. Scott Konkle—a physician who recently broke the Guinness World Record for most matches inserted in a nose. Along the way, the crew poke fun at social conventions, riff on the meaning of “hump day,” explore questionable collectibles, and debate the utility of the gravy boat.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hump Day & Dog Behavior

• Topic: Tom jokes about every day feeling like “hump day” for his dogs, sparking conversation on pet behavior and dominance.
  • [03:02] Tom Griswold: “I know it's Wednesday, so it's hump day, but for my dogs, every day seems to be hump day."
  • [03:06] Bob Kevoian: "All of a sudden I have two girls and it's very much a girl-girl thing going on at the house."
  • [03:13] Christopher: “It is. Mine go at it.”

Quote

"Even though it's not a Wednesday? Okay, just checking. Because, see, for me, it feels like a Wednesday."
—Tom Griswold [03:17]

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2. The Bob Hope Gravy Boat (and Life Milestones)

• Topic: Christopher mentions owning a Bob Hope-themed creamer, leading to a tangent about gravy boats as symbols of adulthood and stability.
  • [03:43] Christopher: “You know, I have a Bob Hope gravy boat.”
  • [03:47] Kristi Lee: “Is it like his nose?”
  • [04:46] Tom Griswold: “Isn't it sort of a milestone in your life when you possess a gravy boat?”
  • [04:57] Kristi Lee: “If you have a gravy boat, you are settled down.”

Quotes

"If you have a gravy boat, you are settled down."
—Tom Griswold [04:59]

"That's one of society's problems. That they don't own gravy boats."
—Kristi Lee [05:17]

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3. Kitchen Gadgets & Observational Silliness

• Topic: The group jokes about ketchup squirters, honey dispensers, and novelty kitchen items, playfully debating utility and quality.
  • [06:08] Bob Kevoian: “Do they make a nice, high quality set of those instead of the plastic restaurant? Those don’t seem very durable to me.”
  • [06:27] Kristi Lee: “A little higher quality silicone you could use.”

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4. Obscure Movie Reference: "Marty Supreme"

• Topic: Tom brings up a “very unusual scene involving a honeycomb” from the movie, sparking speculation on historical accuracy.
  • [06:43] Tom Griswold: “Can someone tell me… In the movie Marty Supreme, there's a very unusual scene involving a honeycomb.”

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5. Flag Identification & St. Patty’s Day

• Topic: Banter about mystery flags decorating their building, Irish/Italian identity, and the difficulties in identifying world flags.
  • [07:19] Christopher: “What are those flags?”
  • [07:20] Tom Griswold: “Irish or Italian? Are they St. Patty's Day?”
  • [07:57] Kristi Lee: “Oh, I'm gonna say 10. Man, it's not.”
  • [08:32] Christopher: “Yeah, yeah, you'd get that one [Japan].”

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6. Interview: Dr. Scott Konkle—World Record for Most Matches in the Nose

Setup

• Topic: Dr. Konkle calls in to discuss how he set a Guinness World Record by inserting 91 matches into his nose.
  • [09:01] Tom Griswold: “Dr. Scott Konkle… you shoved a bunch of matches in your nose. What's the backstory on this?”

Technique & Strategy

• [10:04] Dr. Konkle: “Guinness specifies that you have to stick them in one by one… Once you get to about 25 or 30, they'll stay there by themselves and you can start filling in gaps.”

Nostril Capacity & Pain Level

• [10:41] Kristi Lee: “Do you have exceptionally large nostrils?”
• [10:43] Dr. Konkle: “I do not… In my training run, I got 88, which beat the previous record of 81.”
• [11:32] Dr. Konkle: "It didn't hurt at all... The matches definitely had some blood tinge to them when they came out."

Matchstick Type & Local Pride

• [11:45] Tom Griswold: "Is there a required type of match? Wooden matchsticks, right?"
• [11:53] Dr. Konkle: “They had to be commercially available… They couldn't be paper ones. They had to be the wooden match.”

ER Anecdotes & TV Medical Accuracy

• [13:39] Tom Griswold: “I have been told by my ER doc buddy that the show The Pit is the most accurate portrayal of the emergency room… Do you agree?”
• [12:57] Dr. Konkle: “I stick to my guns. Scrubs is the most accurate. The interactions on that show, I think are dead on and absolutely hilarious.”

Popcorn Kernels and Objects in Orifices

• [13:29] Dr. Konkle: “Earlier in the year, had a kid with a popcorn kernel up his nose...the family found it hilarious that I was a potential Guinness World Record holder."

• [16:05] Dr. Konkle: “All of my co-workers find it absolutely hilarious that I did this record…there is nowhere in America where there is a foreign body center of excellence. My goal is to be the first.”

Quotes

"You kind of have to put one in and pick a nostril, put one in at a time, hold it there with your thumb, and then once you get to about 25 or 30, they'll stay there by themselves and you can start filling in gaps."
—Dr. Scott Konkle [10:04]

"The human body is limited only by one's imagination."
—Dr. Scott Konkle [16:35]

"If I win the lottery, Dr. Konkle, I am gonna donate the money as long as they name it after me."
—Tom Griswold [16:42]

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7. Light-Hearted Ending, Match Adams Joke & Slander Segment

• Kristi Lee attempts a “Patch Adams”/“Match Adams” joke about Dr. Konkle, receiving little reaction from her co-hosts.
  • [17:20] Kristi Lee: “I said the guy is a doctor and he put matches up his nose…he should be called Match Adams. And these guys gave me nothing for that.”
  • [17:32] Kristi Lee: “I hate the movie Patch Adams, by the way.”

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Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

• Bob Hope Gravy Boat = Adulthood:
  “If you have a gravy boat, you are settled down.” – Tom Griswold [04:57]
• Dog Dominance Dynamics:
  "All of a sudden I have two girls and it's very much a girl-girl thing going on at the house." – Bob Kevoian [03:06]
• World Record Technique
  "Once you get to about 25 or 30, they'll stay there by themselves and you can start filling in gaps." – Dr. Scott Konkle [10:04]
• On Strange Objects in the ER:
  “The human body is limited only by one's imagination.” – Dr. Scott Konkle [16:35]
• Match Adams Joke Falls Flat:
  "He should be called Match Adams. And these guys gave me nothing for that." – Kristi Lee [17:20]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:02] — "Hump day" for dogs and pet dominance jokes
• [03:43] — Discovery and discussion of the Bob Hope gravy boat
• [04:46] — Gravy boats as a sign of a settled life
• [06:08] — Squirters, honey dispensers, and kitchen gadget humor
• [07:20] — Flags, holiday confusion, and world flag knowledge
• [09:01] — Dr. Scott Konkle interview begins
• [10:04] — Details on techniques for matchstick world record
• [11:32] — Pain, nostril size, and match selection
• [12:57] — Scrubs vs. The Pit: TV medicine accuracy
• [16:05] — Konkle’s ER stories and “foreign body” excellence ambition
• [17:20] — Match Adams joke and playful slander wrap-up

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Tone & Style

True to The Bob & Tom Show’s trademark, the episode is playful, irreverent, and laced with easygoing banter, allowing mundane topics to spiral into absurd and entertaining conversations. The crew’s chemistry is evident, especially as they riff on each other’s stories, poke fun at themselves, and keep the mood light even during the “serious” medical world-record interview.

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For Listeners New & Old

If you missed this installment, you’ll walk away with hilarious images of dogs on a perpetual “hump day,” a yearning for a Bob Hope gravy boat, nuggets of trivia about inserting matches in one’s nose, and a healthy dose of classic BOB & TOM banter. The episode’s blend of household humor, holiday confusion, and quirky guests is the perfect encapsulation of what fans love about the show.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Dr. Scott Konkle]

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[Tom Griswold]

Old promise Jesus. Imperial Jesus. Can't believe believe it's up Jesus. Oh, spread the word. We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Bob and Tom extra at a conference

[Tom Griswold]

with my dogs yesterday.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, what's up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a meeting?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had a little meeting with the dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Well, I said I know it's Wednesday, so it's hump day, but for my dogs, every day seems to be hump day.

[Christopher]

Oh, they like to hump day.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's some kind of a thing going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

All of a sudden I have two girls and it's very much a girl girl thing going on at the house. Really? They. They go at it. Oh, really? That's a dominance thing.

[Christopher]

Yeah. It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christopher]

Mine go at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though it's not a Wednesday. Okay, just checking. Because, see, for me, it feels like a Wednesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, the little one used to get humped all the time, but now she's not the little one, she's the big one.

[Tom Griswold]

Aha.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now, then the one that was humping the old one, she'd humped my. Yeah. You ever hump an old one older than me?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

What's wrong with an old one? You know, I have a Bob Hope gravy boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought.

[Kristi Lee]

A Bob Hope gravy boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Kristi Lee]

Is it like his nose?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, stop the show.

[Christopher]

It's actually like a little picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me you have pictures of it on your phone.

[Christopher]

No, but I can bring it in for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can bring it in?

[Christopher]

Yeah, I do. A friend of mine went to their home and they had a big estate sale, and she bought me a little Bob Hope picture thing. It's.

[Kristi Lee]

He owned, like, the whole block, right? Close to NBC Studios.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll be.

[Christopher]

I have a piece of Bob Hope history.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did he. How did he use it as a creamer?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, I think I thought he was hilarious.

[Christopher]

You didn't like Bob Hope?

[Kristi Lee]

And have you ever. If you've never seen him dance. It's Bing Crosby level.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

It's insane.

[Kristi Lee]

They all had mad skills.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Bob Hope was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I don't think I own.

[Kristi Lee]

Not Bing Crosby. Sorry, Gene Kelly.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I own a gravy boat.

[Christopher]

Well, this is actually. I spoke out of turn. It's more of a creamer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, don't get our hopes up.

[Christopher]

I'm sorry. Yeah. I got a gravy boat for Christmas from Jason, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it sort of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

A milestone in your life when you possess a gravy boat?

[Christopher]

Yes. Because you need one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, he got you a gravy boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

He got me a pair of. Of socks.

[Tom Griswold]

You see what I'm saying here, though?

[Kristi Lee]

He allowed us to pick our own size.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have a gravy boat, you are settled down.

[Kristi Lee]

You must be.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're not going to. They're not going to find some guy living under a bridge. Well, he had a sleeping bag and he had a dog on a leash. And he had a gravy boat.

[Christopher]

You're absolutely right. I didn't own one until I hosted my first Thanksgiving. And that was. Well, when I had my kids.

[Tom Griswold]

That's on the list.

[Kristi Lee]

That Is a problem. That's one of society's.

[Christopher]

That they don't own gravy boats.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. All the un. Gravy boated out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Something a couple of administrations ago. I'm surprised we didn't provide gravy boats for everybody living under bridges.

[Christopher]

God forbid you use a measuring cup or something.

[Kristi Lee]

I just put it in a bowl.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

There's no gravy boat.

[Christopher]

Oh, you don't pour Thanksgiving. You're a dipper. You're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get your spoon and go.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in a previous incarnation of me, I would have said, don't you just keep it in one of Those ketchup squirters. 24. 7.

[Kristi Lee]

But thank goodness you're not that. You're not that. I don't like that anymore. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna say that.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Kristi Lee]

My gosh. Can you imagine if you had said it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

It might have hurt my feelings or angered me.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know that you're going. Your goal was to get one on tap attached to the refrigerator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they make a nice, high quality set of those instead of the plastic restaurant? Those don't seem very durable to me. Plastic ketchup and mustard squirters.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they could be made of anything but plastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, I mean. But you can make. So they're nice.

[Kristi Lee]

A little higher quality silicone you could use.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Have you seen the honey dispenser thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. It's a little bear. It stops and ends with the.

[Christopher]

No, it looks like a honeycomb and it sits down into, like, a little tripod and you push a button and it comes out. Oh, no. I'm getting you all one.

[Kristi Lee]

No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is obscure and I apologize in advance, but can someone tell me if this gives nothing away? In the movie Marty supreme, there's a very unusual scene involving a honeycomb.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to know if that's based on any historical.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess there are parts of that movie that are historical fact and there are some that have been made up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That is a bizarre.

[Kristi Lee]

It's so weird. It tells me it's real.

[Tom Griswold]

Me, too.

[Christopher]

I think. Who would come up with that?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, totally off topic, which is our goal today, actually.

[Kristi Lee]

Hey, we have flags hanging in the building. What are.

[Christopher]

What are those flags?

[Tom Griswold]

Irish or Italian? Are they St. Patty's Day?

[Christopher]

Ireland?

[Kristi Lee]

What the hell is. Why are we celebrating this?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Christine.

[Christopher]

Well, it's Lent.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd bitch if there weren't. You were there. You're bitching if they're flags and you're bitching. They're not flags.

[Tom Griswold]

I can just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why are we celebrating?

[Kristi Lee]

There are American flags. I wouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Kristi Lee]

That's right. I just don't know what wacky country we're celebrating. I don't know why. I don't know why it's being forced down my.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many

[Tom Griswold]

don't go in the green room?

[Bob Kevoian]

How many countries can you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ethiopian coffee day in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, Somebody cooks something in case. In a pig bladder or something. I don't know. Anyway, how many countries you think you can identify just by their flag?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, I'm gonna say 10. Man, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's way high for me.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's a way.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I bet you'd be better than you.

[Tom Griswold]

You could get France, you could get England.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, but England has two.

[Tom Griswold]

You could get Italy.

[Bob Kevoian]

England has the union jacket. And then the weird white with the red cross or something. It's just. It's wild out there.

[Christopher]

Okay, well, probably get Mexico.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. I thought these were Mexican flags.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Now that I think about it, I think I'm gonna get four.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Christopher]

I know, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all way short.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, wait a minute. Does Japan still do the single sun thing?

[Christopher]

Yeah, yeah, you'd get that one.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, you'd get China, you'd get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know that just because of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know that because of. Because of a joke. I am so excited. We had a news story this morning from the Guinness World Records people. An ER doctor from Ohio has broken the world record for holding the most matchsticks in his nose. And we have Scott, he is the physician in question on the phone. He's an ER doc. Scott, how do you pronounce your last name?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

It's Conkel.

[Tom Griswold]

Konkle. That's what I thought. Dr. Scott Konkel. Hey, Scott. Thanks for allowing us to speak with you. According to this, you're a 45 year old physician from Guinness and you shoved a bunch of matches in your nose. What's the backstory on this?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

You know, the backstory is I wanted to get McGinnis world records for something for a while, but it's surprisingly difficult to get McGinnis world records if you're not exceptionally good at anything. So it took me a while to find something that required no skill whatsoever as well as no special equipment and didn't require a ton of money to do it. So after certain searching for a while, a nurse at work actually helped Me found it and sent me an email. And I said, I think I can. I think I can beat the Swedish record and bring the record to America, where big dumb records belong.

[Tom Griswold]

Usa. So, Doctor, when you did this, do you put the matches around the periphery or do you. What was your technique, if you will?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

So Guinness specifies that you have to stick them in one by one. So when I did my training run initially, I kind of just wadded them all and tried to stick in as many as I could at once. But the official guidelines for the record say you have to stick them in one by one. So you kind of have to put one in and pick a nostril, put one in at a time, hold it there with your thumb, and then once you get to about 25 or 30, they'll stay there by themselves and you can start filling in gaps. But it. You just have to kind of finagle it a little bit and do the best you can.

[Kristi Lee]

Do you have exceptionally large nostrils?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

To begin, I do not. And I don't. I don't think they're any bigger. Afterwards, I thought about, you know, at work we have special balloons that we use for people with bad nosebleeds where you can inflate this balloon up their nose and it tamponades off the bleeding. And I thought for training purposes, I may have to try using a couple of those balloons to stretch my nostrils out, which I was waiting for. The moment I was sitting on my couch and my family came over and saw me stretching my nostrils with nasal balloons. But I didn't have to go that far because I did a training run. And in my training run, I got 88, which beat the current record, or the previous record, I should say, of 81. So I knew I could do it without stretching my nostrils any further than they were already.

[Christopher]

How was the pain? Was there pain involved?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

No, it was a seven. It didn't hurt at all. I didn't have any obvious bleeding afterwards. But I did have the matches. Definitely had some blood tinge to them when they came out.

[Tom Griswold]

Doctor, doctor. Dr. Konkle, is there a required type of match? Obviously there are wooden matchsticks, right? Yes.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

They said they just had to be commercially available, so I just had to go to the store. Basically, as long as I could buy them in the store, they were okay. And they couldn't be the paper ones. They had to be the wooden match.

[Tom Griswold]

Doctor, I grew up in the Cleveland area and we used to get matches called Ohio Blue Tips. Do they still make those? Those were the wooden stick matches. That had the red, white and blue box and the chemical on the tip. So you could just.

[Christopher]

Yeah, I think they still do.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I'm guessing they might. I honestly, I also grew up in the Cleveland area, so I. I don't remember those. But, you know, if you send me some, I'm willing to give them a shot. See, I mean, I get up my nose.

[Kristi Lee]

Don't feel bad for not remembering. There's a 75 year difference between.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Konkle, I have to ask you this because you are an ER doc. I know. I bet you get to ask this every day. I have been told by my ER doc buddy that the show the Pit is the most accurate portrayal of the emergency room in the history of television and cinema. Do you agree?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I stick to my guns. That Scrubs is the most accurate. The interactions on that show, I think are dead on and absolutely hilarious. So I stick to Scrubs over the Pit.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you watched the Pit?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I've seen a couple episodes of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Cause in the. In the. One of the episodes, they. A kid has something stuck in his nose and they stick this thing up there and they blow it up and pull out whatever it was and they. They even give it a name. It's like, you know, the Reuben extractor or something.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Yes, the cat extractor. The. I have not seen that one. I did, earlier in the year, have a kid with a popcorn kernel up his nose. And the family was a lot of fun. And after we got the colonel out, the nurse that was working with me in there said, you gotta tell them about your world record. And I thought, all right, I'm gonna tell him. And I told this family that at that point I had applied for the world record for most matches in the nose, and they were impressed by it. So it did. This kid did find it hilarious that he was there for a popcorn kernel in his nose. And I was there as a potential Guinness World Record holder.

[Kristi Lee]

For most men, don't you just stick the kid's head in the microwave for 20 seconds. That way it pop, it's easier to pull out.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

That is exactly what one of his family members said to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're speaking.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was Uncle Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Dr. Scott Conkle.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

If we couldn't get it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. We're speaking with Dr. Scott Conkle. He has the world record for the most matches in his nose. He is, in fact, a physician, an ER doctor. How long do you have to leave them in when you had all. Whatever it was? 91 matches in your nose is that you have to leave them in there for about specific period.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

10 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

During that 10 seconds, does anybody say, want a light?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

No. No. And I didn't. The key was not to sneeze.

[Christopher]

That's what I was gonna ask.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Yeah, I did my practice run and I started sneezing at 88. So that's why I stopped there. And I was worried. I mean, you know, it's a fun record up until you end up in the burn unit. So I intentionally stopped at that point.

[Christopher]

I did some research during this call. You don't want to use the Ohio blue tips because they're thick.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, they do still make them.

[Christopher]

Yes, they do, Tom. I'll get you some.

[Kristi Lee]

I just have a general question about health care. Isn't it true that hospitals charge patients differently based on how attractive they are? Like, if you find a woman really hot, you'll charge her less than an ugly guy.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I can't explain why you're getting charged more whenever you go to the hospital.

[Kristi Lee]

Very well done.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine, an ER doc, years and years ago, sent me an X ray, and this was pre Photoshop of a light bulb in the keister of some poor fellow. Do you. Have you had occasion to encounter any unusual objects in the backside in your career?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Oh, yeah. All of my co workers find it absolutely hilarious that I did this record because my goal, you know, there's heart centers, there's stroke centers, there's trauma centers, but there is nowhere in America where there is a foreign body center of excellence. And my goal is I want my hospital system to be the first foreign body center of excellence in all of the world. But yes, I tell people the human body is limited only by one's imagination.

[Christopher]

Tom, I think you've met your new best friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what. If I win the lottery, if I win the lottery, Dr. Konkle, I am gonna donate the money as long as they name it after me.

[Kristi Lee]

And so long as the entrance is in the back.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Dr. Cockle, you're a great sport and obviously you help people every day, and I'm sure they all appreciate it. And we appreciate your taking the time out of your day to call us.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, again, we don't know if he's a particularly good doctor. We don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where we segue into the slander portion of our show, Doctor. Well, thanks very much.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

All right, thank you, guys.

[Christopher]

Take care.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we forgot. You forgot to do your Patch Adams joke.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, I didn't forget.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, you want to do it for our guest.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I said the guy is a doctor and he put matches up his nose to win a world record. And I said he should be called Match Adams. And these guys gave me nothing for

[Tom Griswold]

that card much the way you just did.

[Kristi Lee]

I mean, I got about as much. I hate the movie Patch Adams, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Who doesn't? I don't know what Pattams is. It was a very unsuccessful. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The Musers the Podcast so why a podcast? Podcasting is very intimate. That's why I'm shirtless. Your weekly dose of absurdity and fun. The things in life that we put up with simply because we don't get around to fixing them. And I let be a problem for much longer than it should be a problem problem because of the single problem of me. Yeah, I'm the problem at the center of my life. The Musers the Podcast Are we podcasting now? Follow and listen on your favorite platform.