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Learn more at americanexpress.com business Gold AmEx business Gold Built for business by American Express welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. More with Jess Hooker plus bad Christmas songs and gingerbread. It's on the way in just a minute. Foreign this episode brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever find yourself playing the budgeting game? Shifting a little money here, a little there, hoping it all works out well? With the name your price tool from Progressive, you can get a better budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill too. You tell Progressive what you want to pay for car insurance and they'll help find you options within your budget. Try it today@progressive.com progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates price and coverage match limited by state law not available in all states. They made my road Donny Baker street year round we would trick or treat and play paintball and get stowed in your jaw if you said the wrong thing I had this dream about buying a boat so I sewed some tapes and me and Scotty wrote gotta use sport craft put a mattress in back and me and boner both got laid Angel Skinner she was so easy when Patty Ferg so sleazy but she's pregnant Hell they're both pregnant. Dusty's mom used to be happening rumor had it she did air and clamped it but Dusty told me it was a rolling style sorry to go oh my God. It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom Extra. Christy and Josh and Pat Nace. Jess. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. Chick. Look at Pat. He's acting like he's playing the harmonica. It's pretty good. I wish I could. Yeah, yeah. You can't play the harmonica. Not that well. Not like Tad. Oh, okay. This is nice. Now, we are going to get a song out of Pat in just a few minutes. I understand. But first, Christy has her Christmas hunk. Recent data shows that listenership of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is you is slipping, which is interesting. We were just talking on the break about our holiday playlist. Yeah. According to data from the music tracking site Last Dot FM, Ms. Carries Classic has begun to retreat with listenership declining 35% from October 2023 to October 2024 and declining over. Maybe it's because they're doing it in October from November 2023 to November 2024. You know my rule. What's your role? No Christmas music till after Thanksgiving. Ms. Carrie wrote the song in 1994 when she was just 22. It's a great song she wrote in her memoir, the Meaning of Mariah Carey. What? Can you imagine reading that? Oh, my God. Unless there are pictures for me to drink a tune. The releasing the album was considered a risk. You didn't see Christmas videos. And I'm on MTV back then. Briah Carey's one of those women, I think, who's gotten better looking. Really? I think she's just a knockout. Yeah. I think she's always been gorgeous. She has. Yeah. But I mean, it's a great song. It is. I agree. Yeah. Love it. It's one of the. Of the recent songs. Which ones have stuck? I mean, that one. Really? That one. And Kelly Clarkson, she has a Christmas song that's in the rotation right now. That's in the last five or six. What's in your. Did you have your little Christmas. I do have my list. Oh, you have it. Oh, my. Go to. Actually, my favorite, though, is always Christmas Wrapping by the waitresses. I like it, too. I do, too. I like it. Last Christmas by Wham. Right? That's a great song. I gave her my butt last Christmas. Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Bruce Springsteen. Except My Lifestyle. Wonderful Christmas time by Paul McCartney. Awful. You guys really hate. Makes Josh violent. Yeah, I. I would rather listen to that 50 times and have to listen to that John Lennon. Happy Christmas. War is over, turd. Happy Christmas is very good. I like that. Hate that. I always heard Wonderful Christmas Time was actually like they were doing a Seance. And then they get caught. Like, somebody walks in and they're like, pretend like we're doing something Christmas, like. Yeah. If you read the lyrics, it's really weird. Yeah. It's a sweet, happy song. It's grading. It's grating. Yeah. What about Please Come Home for Christmas by the Eagles? Oh, yeah. I don't know if I know it. Okay. Someday at Christmas by Stevie Wonder. Yes, I like it. Okay. Okay. The Eagles one start. The bells will be ringing. Oh, sure. That is good. Yeah. That's a. That's an old soul tune, right, that they redo. Yeah. These voices killer on that. Yeah. Thank you. That is a good one. Step into Christmas by Elton John. Oh, turd. That should be disallowed in all Christian countries. Wonderful. I like that one. Okay. You do. Stinks. Well, he gets under the wire. Well, up until Tumbleweed, but this one gets in. Oh, Underneath the Tree by Kelly Clarkson. That's the one. I don't know if I know that. I think it's in what's the love. Actually, that's where it got popular, is in that movie, I think. Oh, this stinks. And watch the snow fall forever it's got its place, yeah. The garbage can, the admissions. Then, of course, you slip in the bath house. Here's Pat's Christmas song. Tom, you ready? That's just mean. What about Santa Claus by Sonny Boy Williamson? This is one. I. I love this one. Ever heard this one? Christmas in jail Christmas in jail Had a little too much to drink oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ain't got no bail Ain't got no bail Ain't got no bail where's he gon up? I like the clink. My mom always used the word the clink. I like that. Sunny Boy Williams. Nice guitar. My B was shopping yesterday so I'm going to buy what you need for Santa Claus Buy what you need for Sandy Claus My baby was shopping yesterday she went shopping so I'm going to buy what you need for Santa Claus yeah, Women be shopping. I going to take mine with me But I leave your heart and my dresser draw left it in his dresser drawer so that's dark me around. All right. This is one the chick enjoys or verses. It's a little hard to understand. It's. It's cool as hell. It's great, though. Nice and raw. Yeah. Uhhuh. Okay. What's the name of that song? Santa Claus. Okay. By Sonny Boy Williamson. Oh. How you doing, Josh? Somebody has a new keyboard. They're not immediate. Nobody else is immediately angry. So happy. It's a happy. Remember. It's so fake. They're getting. They just got caught and they're acting like they're writing a Christmas song. The moon is right. See, listen. The spirits are seance. That's a very interest interpretation. Just kidding. It's Christmas time now. Is the. All right. I did notice that. But following a. Following a controversy a few years ago, it seems that the song Baby, it's Cold Outside is back. I. I love the version from Elf. Yeah. Oh, that's very sweet. Yeah. Sinatra's version. Right, Chrissy? You know. Oh, God. Remember, how does it. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's a good one. I really can't stay. Okay, you're gonna go. You're gonna go. I really can't stay. And we're gonna do. This is Sinatra's version. Okay. Frank Sinatra. Go ahead. Go ahead. I really can't stay. You're staying. Thank you, Ava Gardner. You're welcome. Thank you, Ava Gardner. Yeah, but it. Remember there was a bunch of stations. Yes. A lot of people questioned. Nobody was really offended by it. Oh, there was some. I know. But they weren't really offended. Surrounded by it. No. It's just one of those stones I just wanted to make. Yeah. Don't women kind of like to be told they're staying? Oh, yeah. I'm into it. That there was a sexiness to that song. That it was harmless. Women aren't that fragile. No, we're not. And we'll whip your ass. Yes. We're not worried about it. Right. Yeah. The premise though was that it was very cold outside. He didn't want her to leave. Yeah. But that's maybe just another dream. But he's not being creepy. Like he. He's not. No. You gotta throw it back to those ye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really can't stay. Yeah. I mean, he's just like. Drugs are kicking in. No. Oh, yeah. My Viagra is now working. Pat, we should do a version of it. Whatever you want. Update it. Let's do it. Oh, that's a good. Yeah. Do the. Do the Viagra Sl. I like that. Make it worse. Make it a sexual assault. Full blown sexual assaul. What do they call. What are the drugs called that? Roofies. The roofies. You have. The roofies are all locked. You don't know who you are. Shut your eyes. Daddy's got the camera. Lay back and enjoy. I was going somewhere else. With luck, I was too. I would assume that Tom was going to pick up on it. Yeah. All right. We're going to move on from that to Gingerbread Houses, a museum in Minnesota offering classes that teach architecture and design using, among other things, gingerbread houses. This is load bearing. These gumdrops are gonna be used as rivets for this load bearing piece. So much for having fun with the gingerbread house. NPR News reports that the Stearns History Museum in St. Cloud hosts the unusual workshop as part of its mission to preserve and share history. The class is led by Evan Larson with GLT Architects. Who requires gingerbread architects to sketch a blueprint and apply for a building permit. Oh, forget that. Checks each design. Building permit. That's going to be impossible. Oh, I know. Take you, what, six to eight weeks before you can even get. Oh, you gotta grease some palms, don't you? Yeah. Giving builders the green light to construct their gingerbread houses. The idea, of course, is to have fun. But I wonder, do they put them on display? Yeah, but they make some pretty cool gingerbread. I bet there are some cool looking ones. Yeah. Have you seen the charcuterie houses where it's all like meat and crackers now in season instead of. It's the savory version. Do you eat them or. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You set it up so that it's. It's just holiday. Wouldn't it be like Jenga? You pull the wrong thing, it's all false. Yeah, well, that's. That's great. I haven't seen one of them. They look neat. Yeah, they're fun. Bring one of those in here for the. I'm gonna probably throw to get a little Christmas party for you guys. You are really? Can you. Can you organize getting a. A charcuterie house. A charcuterie house. You don't have to come, Chick. It's supposed to be fun. He won't come anyway. He's just talking out his ass. We'll have lunch. We had just. We done one every year. Well, you. You need to tell us in advance. Well, I'm going to tell you when I get a. He waits. He waits because he doesn't want us. He doesn't want. That's why he doesn't want us. Can you say that's a pretty good move? Can you imagine? Very smart. Can you imagine us asking him? Can you be somewhere next Tuesday? Oh, I have a meeting. Well, I have a meeting. I'm sure I do. Having surgery. You're having surgery? Yeah. My other eyes. Oh, it's not the rejuvenation. No, not this. I got the do. I got the dog in the cane plant. Wow, that's not fun. I think we did it. Your best friend. We already did a. We already did a gingerbread house of my. I thought you said four. We did four of them. Yeah. Four. You've done four. What are you flipping Three. Oh, no. Wait a second, wait a second. That is a great idea. Can you imagine hgtv. Let's gingerbread house your friend. Somebody should. Mina could do it. This gingerbread house has good bones. That's. That's funnier than anything Saturday Night Live's done this year. Yeah. So that would be fun. That would be a flipping gingerbread house. I love the fact that this is a fun idea for architecture students, but I mean, obviously, if you have to get it through the. The process of going to the inspector and everything, I. Yes. I mean, it's going to be. Is there anything more crooked than those people? Not really. It's important to have a housing that is properly made and the sanitation department. Oh, okay. Ye. So what is the cardboard roof and then the gingerbread on top? I've never done these. No. No. Never done a gingerbread house. You can. You can buy in an apartment now. You can buy. You can buy the house. Already made. It's already made of gingerbread. What? It's the. It's just the sides. It's the structure itself. And then you decorate it and put it together. Yeah. Then you just put. You don't have to put the roof on or nothing. Nope, it's all done. It. It's. You modular. It is. It is, yes. It's essentially delivered. You just have to add the siding. The best part is trying to get the icing to stick to so your walls don't fall down. You have to. You do. You have to put it together? It's just the structure ones I have are. They're all. They're all done. They're all done. So you're just gluing the candy on. Yeah, you're just gluing the candy. Okay. And eating it. Wow. That's the beauty for the kids. Do you like gingerbread? First of all, you let the kids eat that candy that comes with those. No, no, we buy. We buy. Remember windmill cookies? I do. Are windmill cookies essentially gingerbread? Yes. Okay. Yeah. It's a ginger cookie. Gotcha. I think that the windmill cookies were. Are those hard or soft? Hard. They're really kind of crispy. Yeah. Isn't the gingerbread man that. Isn't there that endless video when your kids are three, they watch it over and over again. I remember. Oh, yeah. And he's Chasing the gingerbread man. Are you thinking of the. Oh, yeah. Hey, you can't catch me. Yeah, yeah. Run as. Run as fast you can. My nieces love that. You're right. I don't know how I could forget that. I've watched it 10,000 times with a kid on my. And then the gingerbread. A new kid so I can get through. Do it. Do it again. Gingerbread man made a comeback in Shrek, right? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You ever seen Ginger Dead Man? No. Is that a horror film? Yes. Gary Busey voices the gingerbread man. It's animated. He's kind of a puppet deal. Yeah. It is just awful. All right. It's kind of meant to be, I think. Gotcha. A Virginia man is accused of trying to shoplift. Whether or not he's had sex makes no difference to this story. What? You said a Virginia man, not a virgin. A Virginia. I misheard. He's a cute. I'm sorry, did I try to throw a joke out there? I can talk more about Paul Rogers and his. Whatever it was you wanted to man is brilliant. That is one of the all time greats. I thought you honestly heard me say that. A Virginia man is accused of trying to shoplift during a shop with a cop event. WTVR reports about 50 Chesterfield County Police officers gathered at a Walmart. Chesterfield tastes good like a cigarette. Okay. Because wvcr nothing's ever alive. Police lieutenant James Lamb told the station that an eyes on the Lamb came up to us and informed us they had a shoplifting in progress. That's as good as virgin. Thank you. I think. Talk about Paul Rogers. We've had two bad ones since the virgin joke. How do we start talking about Paul Rogers Isn't even talking about Paul Rogers. Officers found the suspect attempting to make his escape but was soon surrounded and taken into custody. So the guy shot. Did I mention it was a shop with a cop event? So there are cops all over the store. Affirm. The 32 year old faces a felony charge of grand larceny. He attempted to steal nearly fourteen hundred dollars worth of items. Oh man. He spent the wrong day. Yeah. He had to see all the cop cars out there. What an idiot. Maybe he figured, well, no one would be stupid enough to do this. So they're not going to be looking. Maybe. Makes sense. Unfortunately it's a shop with a cop was Thursday, Friday was. Masturbate with your cell mate. Masturbate with your cellmate. It's a big deal. He's gonna be there just in time. What a. You know what tomorrow is, Spike? I'll be behind the sink saving up. Then he won't be a virgin man anymore, will he? There's the nice bow. Yes. There you go. It's. It's a time to check in. You heard the joke about hide and seek? You probably haven't had you. The hide and seek joke. Oh, it's so good. Josh, you want to tell her the hide and seek joke? Two fellas or. Yeah, they meet at a. At a. At a. A bar. It's mostly men. Mostly. Got to get the setup. Oh, and they go back to, you know, the one guy's house. Yes. Hey, you want to play some hide and seek? The other guy goes, sure. And he goes, okay, if you can find me, you can make love to me up the. And if you can't find me, I'll be behind the couch. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. 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