B&T Extra: Josh's intros, Birds in Home Alone 2, & the REAL 12 Days of Christmas

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: Josh’s intros, Birds in Home Alone 2, & the REAL 12 Days of Christmas
Date: December 31, 2025
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Heather Brown, Willie Griswold

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Overview

This B&T Extra delivers an entertaining blend of holiday-themed humor, classic Bob & Tom banter, and light-hearted music chatter. This episode revolves around Josh Arnold’s famously unplanned show intros, a comedic takedown of “Home Alone 2’s” pigeon lady, and a satirical look at “The 12 Days of Christmas,” complete with riffs about birds, department store Muzak, and soaring gold ring prices. The crew’s stories, jokes, and singalongs are delivered in their signature playful, sarcastic style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Josh’s Improvised Intros

• Hosts Discuss Josh’s Signature Intros
  • Pat Godwin expresses his enjoyment:
    “I love when you do intros so much. It’s my favorite thing.” (05:56)
  • Tom notes Josh’s lack of preparation, which Josh disputes:
    Tom: “Josh doesn’t really have a plan. He thinks he’s ready and then he starts doing it. And then you hear these long pauses.” (05:04)
    Josh: “Your dad’s perception of what I do is wrong...I just like to have fun with it.” (05:17)
• The segment sets a light, self-deprecating tone, as the team teases Josh about his unique style.

2. “Home Alone 2” and the Pigeon Lady

• The Group Debates the Bird-Heavy Plot
  • Tom admits his aversion:
    “I really like the movie Home Alone. I don’t care for the second one.” (06:06)
  • Josh jokes about the bird lady’s fate:
    “I’ve always wanted her just to go, 'All right, well, I’ll just stay here and be homeless then. Okay.'” (06:45)
  • Tom:
    “Yeah, I just crapped on a rock over by the Essex house.” (06:53)
  • The crew riff on bird ownership, parrots in FedEx stores, and Tom’s elaborate experiences building bird feeders.
  • Tom confesses:
    “I went to my FedEx store the other day and there was a guy there with a parrot on his shoulder. Isn’t the parrot gonna poop all over your shirt?” (09:13–09:30)

3. Comedy Song: “Irving the Snowman”

• A Holiday Parody
  • Pat and Josh perform a comedic ‘Jewish Snowman’ song filled with puns about deli food and Jewish traditions (02:32–04:13).
  • Memorable lyric:
    “Irving the snowman...His eyes were made of bagels from the deli windowsill. His lips, they were guff filled...And his nose was a kosher dill.”

4. The Real 12 Days of Christmas

• Comedy Bit by Randy Lubas
  • The crew plays a routine that breaks down the absurdity of the song and all its birds:
    Randy Lubas: “First off, guys, I don't believe this song. I can't believe that anybody is this into birds...On the seventh day alone, this guy’s getting seven swans, a swimming, six geese...That's 23 birds. Who is this man? Alfred Hitchcock?” (10:00–11:00)
  • Jokes continue about the maids-a-milking and show business performers showing up as unwanted Christmas gifts.

5. Annual “Cost of the 12 Days of Christmas” News Story

• Tom’s Trademark Irritation
  • Tom rails against TV news reporting on the cost of the gifts each year:
    “The one story where I'd like to see the newscaster picked off with a rifle is when they do the one every year about...how much is the 12 Days of Christmas this year?” (12:19)
  • Josh observes:
    “I think it’s important to point out to menial workers that they’re not doing enough.” (12:52)

6. The Changing Landscape of Christmas Music

• Reflecting on Radio Classics & Oddities
  • The team discusses the proliferation of Christmas radio channels and oddities in beloved classics.
  • Tom on Dean Martin:
    “If you’re Dean Martin, his version of ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,’ he calls him Rudy. Nobody else could get away with that.” (15:34–15:46)
  • Heather shares:
    “I actually listened to Christmas music on the way in today...it was very fun. Here’s some Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra.” (15:20–15:24)

7. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” Controversy

• Discussion of Song’s 2018 Ban
  • Heather pinpoints the controversy:
    “I can tell you exactly when it was. 2018.” (16:44)
  • Group briefly lampoons the outrage and hints at Pat Godwin’s comedic version of the song (17:01–17:32).

8. Audio Mishaps, Jazz Tangents, and Playful Bickering

• Banter and Production Quirks
  • Tom and Heather talk about partial hearing loss, leading to a joke about switching sides of the bed.
  • Discussion veers into favorite kinds of jazz and Tom’s morning music routine:
    “I was jamming to some Ray Bryant. The Ray Bryant Trio. Highly recommend.” (18:44)
  • The hosts tease each other about lifestyle, personal habits, and upcoming jokes, as Tom alludes to a custom insult he crafted just for Josh.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Bird Overload in the “12 Days of Christmas”:
  “By the 12th day, he's accumulated 42 swans, a swimming, 42 geese, a laying, 36 calling birds, 30 French hens, 22 turtle doves, and 12 partridges. Now, I hope this man's got a newspaper subscription. Cause that's 184 birds.” – Randy Lubas (11:00)

• On Living with Birds:
  “I have friends that have whatever. Parakeets and cockatiels and big birds. I just...I don't want them.” – Tom Griswold (07:11)

• On Dean Martin’s ‘Rudolph’:
  “If you’re Dean Martin, his version of ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’—he calls him Rudy. He had three beers. He was having fun. Let him go.” – Tom Griswold & Pat Godwin (15:34–15:47)

• On Annoying Holiday News Stories:
  “The one story where I’d like to see the newscaster picked off with a rifle is when they do the one every year about...how much is the 12 Days of Christmas this year?” – Tom Griswold (12:19)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:32 – “Irving the Snowman” musical parody
• 05:02 – Discussion of Josh’s improvised intros
• 06:06–07:30 – “Home Alone 2” pigeon lady debate and comedic riffs on birds
• 09:52–11:57 – The Real “12 Days of Christmas” standup piece by Randy Lubas
• 12:07–12:24 – Tom’s “most irritating” holiday news stories and office productivity jokes
• 15:34–15:47 – Dean Martin’s unique take on Rudolph
• 16:44–17:32 – “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” controversy recap
• 18:44 – Tom’s morning jazz music and Ray Bryant Trio
• 17:55–20:00 – Banter about hearing loss, bed positions, and teasing upcoming roast jokes

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Tone & Style

The episode is a masterclass in Bob & Tom’s signature cocktail of absurdity, warmth, and rapid-fire repartee. Quips and playful jabs are delivered with quick wit and good-natured sarcasm, making it feel like joining a lively, slightly irreverent family holiday gathering. Musical parodies and vintage standup keep the episode punchy and nostalgic, while contemporary references (like radio bans) provide a dash of timely satire.

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For New Listeners

Whether or not you’re a holiday music lover, this B&T Extra offers a fun window into the chaos of Christmas pop culture with enough laughs, riffs, and relatably cranky holiday banter to make it a festive must-listen—even after December.

Transcript

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today. Josh's intros. Plus birds in Home Alone 2 and the real 12 Days of Christmas. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Heather Brown]

Uncle Murray, please tell me the story about Irving the Snowman.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, honey, it's the perfect holiday story. And it goes something like this.

[Pat Godwin (singing)]

Irving the Snowman came to life one day. It said when a rabbi's son who.

[Josh Arnold]

Was having fun Put a yarmulke on his head?

[Pat Godwin (singing)]

There must have been some mag in that yarmulka he wore? Cause the average snowman doesn't talk or.

[Josh Arnold]

Run a retail storm?

[Pat Godwin (singing)]

Irving the snowman? With the children he would play? Every girl and boy would sing out with joy? When they heard him shout Oy vein. Irving the snowman had a Christmas bar mitzvah?

[Josh Arnold]

Ba la la la la?

[Pat Godwin (singing)]

Singing through his schnaz?

[Josh Arnold]

Havanagi la hey.

[Pat Godwin (singing)]

His eyes were made of bagels from the deli windowsill? His lips, they were guff filled?

[Josh Arnold]

Tough fish. And his nose was a kosher dill?

[Heather Brown]

The temperature was rising?

[Pat Godwin (singing)]

Irving didn't have a home? As he waved goodbye he said, don't you cry?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be back someday. She shalom.

[Pat Godwin (singing)]

Irving the snowman melted into mushy goop? And the rabbi's wife said?

[Josh Arnold]

You bet your life this will make great chicken soup. If I were a snowman. FA la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Happy holidays, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.

[Josh Arnold]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

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[Heather Brown]

Oh, hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Matching somewhat with Pat Godwin today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A light brown going on.

[Heather Brown]

Heather. Heather Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

You both look terrific.

[Heather Brown]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. My gosh. Look at him smiling. He's got a great mustache going on. It's Willie Griswold.

Well, good to see you, Josh.

At the prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to make it.

[Pat Godwin]

Not to cut in. I love when you do intros so much. It's my favorite thing.

[Josh Arnold]

And it always makes me smile and legitimately laugh.

Well, I'm happy. It broke me.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking about it yesterday because Josh doesn't really have a plan. He thinks he's ready and then he starts doing it. And then you hear these long pauses. Okay. I gotta come up with something.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not what I was doing. I wasn't trying to laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's okay.

[Heather Brown]

Positive.

[Tom Griswold]

Positive.

[Josh Arnold]

Your dad's perception of what I do is. Is wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I just liked it because you called.

[Pat Godwin]

You said they look so nice and you got to meet. There was a Paul. I didn't know if a dig was coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he thinks I'm unprepared and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And Honestly ill equipped to do this. Sure, I'm not at all. I just like to have fun with it. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

You sure that you got the names right?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. How's everybody doing? We were talking about birds for some reason.

[Heather Brown]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you.

[Heather Brown]

We found out that Josh. Tom doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he has a limited appreciation for birds.

[Tom Griswold]

I really like the movie Home Alone. I don't care for the second one.

[Heather Brown]

Because of the pigeon.

[Josh Arnold]

If they removed the pigeon lady, would you care for the second?

[Tom Griswold]

That might help. Help me a little bit. It's a fine sequel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the great Brenda Fricker.

[Heather Brown]

Brenda Fricker.

[Tom Griswold]

Irish actress.

[Pat Godwin]

That's just. It has the kids dream of unlimited room service and what you would do. I mean that could be the whole movie for me. There could be no conflict. A kid ordering pizza and burgers and wings. That'd be a perfect movie if you're a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

My problem with the bird lady is the end of the movie. He runs out, gives her an ornament and then runs back to his. Runs back to the Plaza Hotel.

[Heather Brown]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And I guess I've always wanted her just to go. All right, well, I'll just stay here and be homeless then. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just. I just crapped on a rock over by the Essex house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Heather Brown]

Maybe a spot of tea, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe got a clean pair. Clean pair of undies.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Your rich dad doesn't have a contact.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But again, I do like. I do certainly do enjoy and enjoy home alone. But I'm not a fan of the bird thing. I again, I like birds from a distance. I have friends that have whatever. Parakeets and cockatiels and big birds. I just. I don't want them.

[Heather Brown]

That's fine. Every. That's why we live in America.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, I had a bird feeder once.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a bird feeder once. That's as close as I'm gonna get.

[Pat Godwin]

It's because usually I do one chicken here. Because he can make you shut up somet.

[Heather Brown]

But if.

[Pat Godwin]

If chick gets in your way too much, if he plays too much defense. We don't get stuff like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we don't get.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a bird feeder once.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, point.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to live in a house. They call it a walkout.

[Heather Brown]

Yeah. Basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Where the house is built in the hill.

[Heather Brown]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the lower level is. You could walk outside from the one side of the house.

[Pat Godwin]

You describing the most regular things can sound so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is there was a deck. The deck was like 20ft off the ground because the hill was kind of steep. So I spent an entire Sunday once rigging up a wire from the deck all the way across the backyard. There was a dam in the backyard kind of 100 yards from my house.

[Josh Arnold]

A damn what?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. It's a fair question.

[Pat Godwin]

Damn wire.

[Tom Griswold]

One time some drunk drove a boat over it. That was pretty funny. And he lived. The larger point here is. So I set up this giant wire, right? And then I had a whole pulley system, right. So I could put the bird feeder stuff in there and then keep the birds away from my house.

[Heather Brown]

Oh, you don't want them near you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, because they crap all over the deck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which was a. And it was fairly effective. The day that I did it, my third trip to Home Depot, the guy look, I looked at me and he goes, you're inventing something, aren't you, sir? I'll never forget that. But. So I'm not anti bird, like I said, I just. That movie creeps me out. I don't want birds landing on me. I went to my FedEx store the other day and there was a guy there with a parrot on his shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's slow delivery.

[Tom Griswold]

I went up to my buddy Sean. Sean who works there. I said, who's this guy? Oh, he comes in here all the time. So if you have a. Isn't the parrot gonna poop all over your shirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's just probably price you have to pay.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not paying that. Well, that leads to this, as Josh has called. This is a perfect so called comedy bit. This really is. Every word is in the right place. This is Randy Lubas and one of the absolute classics. It's. I think we call it the real twelve days of Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you play that and I hate to sound like a Scrooge, but I used to work in a department store and I used to sit there for an eight hour shift and have to listen to that Muzak Christmas tape over and over. And they would play the single most annoying song known to man. You all know that song. I'm talking that song, the twelve Days of Christmas. First off, guys, I don't believe this song. I can't believe that anybody is this into birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about it, Tom. On the seventh day alone, this guy's getting seven swans, a swimming, six geese, a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge. That's 23 birds. Who is this man? Alfred Hitchcock? By the 12th day, he's accumulated 42 swans, a swimming, 42 geese, a laying, 36 calling birds, 30 French hens, 22 turtle doves, and 12 partridges. Now, I hope this man's got a newspaper subscription. Cause that's 184 birds. And we didn't even take into consideration those geese are a laying. Some of those eggs will be a hatching. Hey, and if that's not bad enough, come the eighth day, they start sending in show business people. Yeah. Ladies dancing drummers, drumming pipers. Piper lords are leaping. All right, Bob, I'll accept that they're in show business. They're used to working around the holidays. But what about those po. Maids of milking? They ought to be home with their family on Christmas, not yanking on a cow. I can just see him sitting there on their stool. He brings in one more stinking bird, and I'll be damned if I'm picking those pears.

[Tom Griswold]

Randy Lubus. And an absolute gem. Thank you very much. Randy. Always loved that piece. And that was something every year that I find really irritating.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, it's when the TV news guy comes on. Hey, we got Wilbur Smith. Now, the price. How much is the 12 days of Christmas this year?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I always like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yardstick for how the economy's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. The one story where I'd like to see the newscaster picked off with a rifle is when they. When they. When they do the one every year about. Well, they say that people watching the NCAA college basketball tournament is gonna. The productivity of our country is gonna. We're gonna have a depression because, you know, and then it's Christmas with the companies, like Christmas Gray and Shafting or something, and they start talking about the lack of productivity. Hey, we have to have a little bit of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. No, I like that one too, because I. I think it's important to point out to menial workers that they're not doing enough.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you take a break and watch a game for five minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, morale does a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, productivity.

[Pat Godwin]

It would be so cool if the news anchor, while reading, I was like, you know what? Screw this. Lights a cigarette on here.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to work hard anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Listen up, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

What if an H caster lit a smoke, grabbed a beer and popped the game on? Yeah, you know, I could read about the latest murder downtown, but let's watch. Let's watch some poops. So now that I've said I hate the story, I just Found it here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the 20th Christmas version.

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hear it and I'll read it verbatim.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is so arbitrary.

[Tom Griswold]

But now you can guess. Oh, Christie will know this one. What now? Think about what's on the 12 days of Christmas. It includes five golden rings.

[Josh Arnold]

Those have got to be up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. As a matter of fact, 32.5% more expensive for the golden rings since last year.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's staggering.

[Heather Brown]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Overall, of course, the cost of celebrating Christmas is climbing again. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's apparently overall 4.5.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, when you read it like that, it is kind of annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. When they do it, I want to know, are they leasing, like the.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

The Maids of Milking. They go back to Civil war era human ownership. They're all having fun, man.

[Heather Brown]

Yeah, we were.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, do you change the channel if you're listening to one of those Christmas radio shows and the. That song comes on 12 days of Christmas?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I don't. I don't hear it very often. No, I think they kind of know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they know.

[Heather Brown]

I was kind of surprised that there are so many different Christmas channels now. Yeah, I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And every. Every city has at least two.

[Heather Brown]

Yeah. But there's like a soul.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one.

[Heather Brown]

That is a good one. Smokey Robinson.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one.

[Heather Brown]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then there's also the. All instrumental ones.

[Heather Brown]

There's. Yes, there's the standard favorites, and there's.

[Tom Griswold]

The kind of solemn ones where they don't segue from Silent Night into Grandma Got run Over by a Reindeer.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys sing along, of course. Yeah.

[Heather Brown]

Why wouldn't you?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm like an annoying theater get. I'm harmonizing. I'm the worst.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll go a third above myself.

[Heather Brown]

I actually listened to Christmas music on the way in today. I haven't done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not fun.

[Heather Brown]

It was very fun. Here's some Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra.

[Pat Godwin]

That is adorable. I am so jealous of your little cartoon doll life.

[Josh Arnold]

You in just listening to Christmas music.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you. Have you heard the. I know you like Dean Martin. I do, too. But if you're Dean Martin, his version of Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. He calls him Rudy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he does.

That's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody else could get away with that.

[Pat Godwin]

He had three beers. He was having fun. Let him go.

[Heather Brown]

I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, apparently he kind of breezed through almost everything. I guess for that TV show, he'd show up five minutes before it started.

[Heather Brown]

Good for him.

[Tom Griswold]

And read up. Read. Just read the Cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They were all kind of Sinatra the direct. Any movie director would be like, let's get another take. You go, no, no, we got it. They were just like, damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Even in the recording studio, can you.

[Heather Brown]

Imagine having that kind of cool being that cool?

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard. It's a burden.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet, dude. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more the curse, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Look at you over there with your Bahamas canvas hat on.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Sinatra screws up in New York. New York. And they kept it. He repeated a line at the end famously. Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't get the end right. And they didn't fix it. Imagine that.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell him he didn't get the end right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't think Willie's heard Sinatra's version. We were talking yesterday about that controversy. It started, I think, six or seven years ago.

[Heather Brown]

I can tell you exactly when it was. 2018.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. And it was a radio station in Ohio made a real big deal out of not playing Baby It's Cold Outside, the song Baby, It's Cold Outside. And they went into this whole thing about date rape and got real serious. Yeah. And Frank Sinatra did a famous version.

[Heather Brown]

Of the song with Ann Margaret.

[Josh Arnold]

There's such a better way to say that.

Needles into our ears with those two.

[Tom Griswold]

Words.

[Josh Arnold]

Before the setup for a bit.

[Heather Brown]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is all me under the date rape. Plus, this is. Yeah, this is Pat. They can't appreciate the warm water. Go ahead, gentleman, take him the cold water.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, Pat. Make light of date. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

You've got a hilarious song about this topic. Yeah, it's only.

[Tom Griswold]

We only talk about roofies for about 30 seconds, but go. Go ahead. How would. How would it go? Well, Sinatra and Anne Margaret, of course, did a version, and it goes something like this.

[Heather Brown]

I really can't stay.

[Josh Arnold]

You're staying.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Well, glad to have you here. Thanks for coming along. Yeah, I sing along, too. Although there's. I've been having some issues with my. Especially my left ear from wearing headphones all these years. They did that one song. Do you hear what I hear? No, turn it up. I can't hear anything in this. What a drag. Do you have a good ear and a bad ear?

[Heather Brown]

Yes. In fact, I'm going to the doctor. My right ear is really bad. Real bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you find. And I don't want to get too.

[Josh Arnold]

Personal, actually, there's music going on right now. There is. It's been a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that me?

[Heather Brown]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your bad ear.

[Tom Griswold]

There is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You fixed it.

This show is a real team.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell Eddie that this.

[Josh Arnold]

Hit you with a hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell Eddie, our engineer, that apparently the potentiometer number five is leaking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not number five.

[Tom Griswold]

I was jamming to some Ray Bryant. The Ray Bryant Trio. Highly recommend.

[Heather Brown]

You certainly were. This morning, it was love. The ray broke.

[Pat Godwin]

You love getting here early and just rocking out a little bit, doing some homework.

[Heather Brown]

Oh, no, it's not rocking.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's jazz. It's meth. Jazz. Jazz. Oh, it's just great. No, it's the kind of. The kind of stuff you'd hear in a Woody Allen movie. Nice jazz piano.

[Pat Godwin]

You love Woody Allen, man.

[Tom Griswold]

What was I gonna mention?

[Josh Arnold]

Just the way he's chosen to live his life.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. Now, Christy, in the bedroom.

[Heather Brown]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have one. If you have. If you have one year, that's better. Better than the other.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I may have to lobby to switch sides. I.

[Heather Brown]

It's so funny. You bring this. I. I just love making last week.

[Tom Griswold]

When I go, pat, imagine that you had a woman you were sleeping with, as opposed to someone you'd paid a fee to to come over for a brief fling.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that was Josh's territory.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have a great Josh insult coming up. I'm so excited about it.

[Heather Brown]

You've been sitting on it all day.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought of it while listening to some cool jazz this morning. I'm so excited for it. It is such a stretch. It is such a terrible joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, how does that make you feel, knowing that while you're not here, he thinks of an insult so good, and he writes it down, and it makes him smile a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he. There are moments, mornings, we're in the green room, we'll run into each other, and he'll go, oh, boy, do I have a good joke for you later.

[Tom Griswold]

I originally wrote it for Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. I lost too much weight, so now you got to send it Josh's way.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just thought it was. I thought Josh will be as angry because it's. Clearly, I'm joking. But my point was going to be if I was going to make one, I always sleep on as. As if you're lying down on your back in the bed, I'm always on the right side.

[Heather Brown]

Me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

In a hotel, wherever it is, Kelly's there. I'm here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

But my left ear is the bad one, so. Oh, if she's talking to me. Thank you, Josh. Do we have that on tape?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't believe you didn't make that joke. I can't believe you waited for him.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

This is the show where we bring you in depth interviews with U.S. soccer stars. This time, Sam Coffey.

[Heather Brown]

The World cup is in two years.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it time yet?

[Heather Brown]

Like can we get back in into camp?

[Josh Arnold]

Tim Ream.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to continue to show other countries we're not going to be pushed around.

[Josh Arnold]

And Jedi Robinson Every time you come.

Back and you put the jersey on, it means more and more each time.

So we we'll be back here with all the best stories.

[Tom Griswold]

The U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

We've got a lot to talk about.

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