B&T Extra: Kinky Friedman, Fetishes, & Gooning

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast: B&T Extra – Kinky Friedman, Fetishes, & Gooning

Release Date: June 20, 2025

In the latest episode of B&T Extra from The BOB & TOM Show, listeners are treated to a lively and unfiltered discussion that delves deep into the unconventional topics of Kinky Friedman’s musical legacy, the intriguing world of fetishes, and the peculiar phenomenon known as gooning. Hosted by Bob, Tom, Pat, Chick, and Josh, this episode combines humor with candid conversations, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both laughs and insight.

Kinky Friedman: A Musical and Cultural Icon

The episode kicks off with a nostalgic trip down memory lane as the hosts reminisce about Kinky Friedman, a multifaceted personality known for his contributions to music and literature. Pat shares an anecdote about witnessing Kinky Friedman perform with Billy Swan’s band, bringing a personal touch to the discussion.

Pat [04:25]: "I saw Billy Swan. I think it was at the Bottom Line in New York. In the Village."

Tom, intrigued by the tale, admits to having no prior knowledge of this collaboration, highlighting the depth of Friedman’s influence.

Tom [05:18]: "Yeah. And thank you, Tom, for I had no, no, no remembrance of that. And you now put it into my brain."

The 2025 Fetish of the Year: Chastity

Transitioning seamlessly, the conversation shifts to the 2025 Fetish of the Year—Chastity. The hosts explore this fetish’s nuances, discussing its rise in popularity and its core principle of orgasm denial.

Josh [08:10]: "Chastity is fetish of the year."

Chick elaborates on the mechanics of chastity play, explaining how it often involves one partner controlling the other’s sexual release through devices like locked harnesses.

Chick [09:25]: "It usually involves a man wearing a locked gauge or harness to cover his genitals."

The discussion takes a humorous turn as Pat inquires about the practicality and personal feelings towards wearing such devices.

Pat [09:23]: "Pat, what size chastity belt do you wear?"

Chick [09:25]: "17."

The hosts engage in a playful banter, reflecting their characteristic humor even when addressing serious or sensitive topics.

Gooning: Obsession in the Digital Age

Following the segment on chastity, the conversation delves into gooning, a term that perplexes many but is crucial to understanding modern sexual obsessions. Chick offers a definition based on real-life observations.

Chick [10:55]: "From what I understand, it's essentially really being horny over a girl or a person and ogling them and masturbating."

Tom seeks clarification on the term, prompting Josh to provide a more detailed explanation.

Josh [11:01]: "Gooning on my sheet is a multi screen masturbation session."

This segment highlights the intersection of technology and sexuality, emphasizing how digital platforms can intensify personal obsessions.

Cuckolding: An Ancient Fetish in Modern Times

Cuckolding surfaces as another prominent fetish, characterized by deriving satisfaction from watching a partner engage in sexual activities with others. The hosts dissect its origins and contemporary relevance.

Josh [12:38]: "Cuckolding... wherein a person derives satisfaction from watching their partner have sex with someone else."

Tom and Chick discuss the historical roots of the term, noting its evolution and continued presence in today's sexual landscape.

Today's Headlines: The Birthday Suit Bandit and Public Masturbation in Seattle

Shifting gears, the episode tackles two sensational news stories:

1. The Birthday Suit Bandit: A 63-year-old man, Matthew Hunter, was apprehended in Florida for attempting to burglarize a woman’s home while completely nude. The Sheriff’s office reported:

   Josh [15:19]: "Matthew Hunter, 'walking away from the victim's residence in his birthday suit."

   The hosts critique the mild nature of the nickname given the severity of the crime.

   Pat [16:26]: "Should be the naked lunatic."

2. Public Masturbation in Seattle's Denny Blaine Park: Residents are alarmed by the rise of public masturbation incidents, prompting legal action.

   Josh [17:20]: "Men are exposing themselves and masturbating in public view multiple times a day."

   Chick highlights the societal implications, questioning the normalization of such behavior.

   Chick [17:56]: "Something's happening."

The discussion underscores the tension between legality and public decency, especially in regions like Washington State where public nudity is legal, adding layers to the complexity of these issues.

Humor Amidst Serious Conversations

Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their signature humor, making light of complex topics without diminishing their significance. Pat's witty remarks and Tom's playful jabs add levity, ensuring that the conversation remains engaging and entertaining.

Pat [10:26]: "They went with a lyric."

Tom [13:44]: "By the way, if I'm gonna have a meow mix for lunch, Okay."

Conclusion: Balancing Laughter and Insight

B&T Extra successfully navigates the delicate balance between humor and insightful discussion. By tackling topics like Kinky Friedman’s legacy, the intricacies of various fetishes, and sensational news stories, the hosts provide a comprehensive and entertaining overview that appeals to a broad audience. Notable quotes and candid exchanges enrich the narrative, offering listeners both laughs and thoughtful commentary.

For those who missed the live show, this episode serves as an excellent recap, capturing the essence of The BOB & TOM Show’s blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports. Whether you're a longtime fan or a newcomer, this episode of B&T Extra promises an engaging and enlightening listening experience.

Transcript

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[Pat]

Oh, I get it.

[Bob]

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[Christopher]

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[Pat]

Hello, Chick beay. At the risk of getting you mildly upset. Oh, what do you got?

[Tom]

What do you got?

[Pat]

Pat just did a fun.

[Tom]

Don't test me.

[Pat]

Pat just did a fun parody of the Billy Swan song. I can help. Swan Song. It was Swan Song. It was not Billy Swan Song. He's still with us. But I actually saw Billy Swan.

[Tom]

Oh, God. I was there with Ron Wood and we were.

[Chick]

Hide.

[Tom]

Peter Grant.

[Pat]

You'Re wasting your anger because you're going to truly get angry in a minute when I tell you.

[Tom]

Oh, all right.

[Pat]

Okay. I saw Billy Swan. I think it was at the Bottom Line in New York. In the Village.

[Chick]

Yeah, in the Village.

[Tom]

That's what we call it. The Village.

[Pat]

He was playing. He was in the band Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys. Yes, And I know that. Do you know Kinky's backstory? He was in the Peace Corps, and then he. He was a graduate of the University of Texas.

[Tom]

Aware of all this because you talked.

[Pat]

Wrote the Ballad of Charles Mance.

[Josh]

Charles.

[Tom]

Charlie Starkwood.

[Chick]

Charlie Mance. Charles Man. Sorry.

[Pat]

I remember the Wildly as he bagged him.

[Tom]

But yeah, that movie with Sissy Spacek and Martin Sheen.

[Chick]

Badlands.

[Tom]

Charles Dark with her. That's what that's about. Yeah.

[Pat]

In any event, Kinky Friedman had Billy Swan on his band.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Pat]

So he was great.

[Josh]

Gotta start somewhere.

[Pat]

I heard him play that before. It was a hit. Cool song. Thank you, Pat, for bringing back that great memory.

[Tom]

Yeah. And thank you, Tom, for I had no, no, no remembrance of that. And you now put it into my brain.

[Pat]

Yeah. I always liked Kinky. The late, great Kinky Friedman.

[Tom]

I know. You're the only one that ever liked Kinky.

[Pat]

When he came in.

[Josh]

When he came in here, it was so awkward.

[Chick]

I would have loved it.

[Pat]

Josh, he had a guy. What would he call it? Verbal support guy.

[Tom]

Thank you. Kinky.

[Pat]

He'd do that all the time.

[Chick]

Whatever.

[Tom]

Kinky would say. Thank you.

[Chick]

Kicky. I would have gotten such a kick out of that.

[Pat]

I'll have to find the recording of that.

[Chick]

Thank you. And then watching you guys get upset would have. Unfortunately, I don't like this about me, but I would have enjoyed it even more than. And encouraged more. Thank you, King. It's like when Bob Zany comes in. I think Bob Zany's funny and I think how much he Annoys Tom. And Chick is funny.

[Josh]

I love Bob Zaney as well. I think he's very funny.

[Tom]

Who's this? Bob Zany?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Not familiar with that.

[Pat]

We'll be about to go on a break and I'll say, look, Bob, let me plug the gigs and the break starts and he plugs the gigs. And I just.

[Chick]

I know, but in his defense, you're the only one he.

[Pat]

He.

[Chick]

Everybody else he talks to, he has to plug his own gigs. So you're being very generous with him.

[Pat]

But when I say don't do it and then he does it, two minutes later, he's.

[Chick]

These are difficult.

[Pat]

Like dealing with my dog. Okay, don't do this. Okay, Sorry. We were talking about armpits because. What is the name of the company?

[Josh]

The name of the company is Billy. It's a company that has deodorant and they are new tropical inspired scent. Coco Villa or Coco Villa, whichever you prefer, is a best selling all day deodorant new scent. They want people to scratch and sniff. They have big billboards up in New York City so you can walk up to a big armpit.

[Pat]

Yeah. It's the same campaign they did for their douche. Wow. So embarrassing.

[Josh]

Yeah. That is a whole different ball game.

[Pat]

And where they had it by the Lincoln Tunnel. I thought that was.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Really inappropriate.

[Chick]

I mentioned that a friend of mine whose name I won't mention. Hi.

[Josh]

Mark.

[Chick]

Has a armpit fetish.

[Pat]

Oh.

[Chick]

And he enjoys licking on them. And I didn't know if he actually humped them, per se. Well, Christopher has written in. He says, good morning, clowns. I've enjoyed your armpit program. By the way, humping an armpit is called bagpiping.

[Josh]

Bagpiping.

[Tom]

Is that because you make a noise like a bag?

[Chick]

It's sort of the. You know, you kind of.

[Tom]

Right.

[Chick]

The. The bag would be sort of right there. Bag in this case being pressed. And then you sort of pump the arm maybe.

[Tom]

Right, right, right, right.

[Chick]

Whatever is happening. Fantastic. Bagpiping. And then he just wrote bye.

[Pat]

Apparently it has multiple meanings in that realm, actually.

[Josh]

Really?

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah. I just made the mistake.

[Josh]

Yeah, don't do that. Don't Google.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Chick]

Bagpiping.

[Pat]

Bagpipe.

[Josh]

That's good stuff. If we're going to talk about that, there's a adult website out there that has named the 2025 Fetish of the year.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

You want to guess what it would be?

[Chick]

Well, well, no, I. I could. There's so many feet.

[Josh]

Right?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I mean that's. Feet's got to be the most popular.

[Tom]

But feet is time and again.

[Chick]

Maybe they're talking about what's in these days.

[Josh]

Not necessarily. Yes. It would be more what's in these days. All right, Clips for sale noted that chastity is the fetish of the year.

[Pat]

So it's not what's in what, it's what isn't in. I think.

[Chick]

Doesn't make any sense.

[Josh]

It may seem an odd choice for fetish of the year. I get that, Pat. But it's one that's grown dramatically in the past few years, increasing almost 200% since 2020. The they explained the fetishes core principle is orgasm denial. Oh, so it's like the wearing of a chastity belt. One partner has the key. They decide when you release or not. Yeah.

[Chick]

Interesting.

[Josh]

And it usually.

[Pat]

Pat, what size chastity belt do you wear?

[Chick]

17.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Josh]

It usually involves a man wearing a locked gauge or harness to cover his genitals.

[Chick]

How'd you like to wear a locked genital harness?

[Tom]

No.

[Pat]

Is there a.

[Tom]

Thank you.

[Chick]

I'm wearing one right now.

[Pat]

Is there a.

[Chick]

You can hear it.

[Pat]

Is there a slot for. Necessary. Yeah.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

Well, yes, of course. It would have to be.

[Tom]

Or maybe that's part of the.

[Josh]

Or you rust.

[Tom]

They like it.

[Chick]

Rupric. Don't make me get the genital cuff.

[Tom]

That's right, the old genital cuff.

[Josh]

According to the site, chastity play might last a few hours or days or can extend weeks or longer.

[Chick]

So this is like edging to the.

[Josh]

Nth degree as there is a month long celebration called anyone Locktober. Locktober and its anti sex counterpart. No nut. November. I see the runner up.

[Pat]

October. They could have had so many options.

[Josh]

Yeah, they did.

[Pat]

They went with an lyric.

[Josh]

Well, you're locking it up.

[Pat]

You're locking up the.

[Tom]

Yeah. If you use any other word, let's say like a C. That would highlight things, wouldn't it? That means that'd be the exact opposite of locktober.

[Chick]

One time they went with a P number. Packtober is very niche. That's a pox. Fetish is a very niche. Oh, yeah. She's got chickenpox.

[Josh]

The runner up fetishes this year. Here's one I've never heard. You know what gooning is?

[Chick]

I do and I'll tell you why. I know what.

[Tom]

Gooning sounds familiar.

[Josh]

All right, go.

[Chick]

From what I understand, it's essentially really being horny over a girl or a person and. And ogling them and masturbating. It's essentially like he's a goon. For me, like he cannot control himself.

[Tom]

Oh, okay.

[Chick]

And the reason that I know this is I was at dinner with a friend of mine and his family, and he has teenage sons and they were. They were at this dinner. There were also a bunch of people on the sons lacrosse team or something. And so there were all these teenage boys in the. In the restaurant with us. And I said, oh, that guy is such a goon. And they all started cracking up. And I go, what's funny about that? And they explained to me what goon means these days.

[Pat]

Oh, so it's not like a guy in a hockey team.

[Chick]

Right. Because that's what. What I was talking about. And like a dork, a goon, they do this from a distance or memory or a photo. So yeah, so a porn star could say, hey, where I'm at? Where are my goons at? Or something. And she's talking about the fans who can't control them. That's what I was told. I don't know if that. Is that an accurate definition?

[Josh]

Okay, well, gooning on my sheet is a multi screen masturbation session.

[Tom]

Multi screen.

[Chick]

So in this case, goons would watch her do like a show. They would. They may have her Facebook page open on her computer. On their computer, her Instagram on their phone.

[Pat]

Oh, wow.

[Chick]

They're pulling up as many pictures as her. That's that obsession part. Okay. Just totally gluttonous for her.

[Josh]

Gotcha. And then the other runner up. I have to be very careful. Yes, Cuckolding.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Josh]

Wherein a person derives satisfaction from watching their partner have sex with.

[Chick]

You know, I sure don't have that.

[Josh]

No.

[Chick]

How'd you like to be cuckolded? I mean, that's such an ancient idea.

[Josh]

Isn't that an ancient term?

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, but. So that's officially been declared the. What is it again? The fetish of the year is Chastity.

[Chick]

Any of these do anything for you, Tom?

[Pat]

No, not at all. Doesn't Chastity Fetish sound like the name of a porn star?

[Chick]

Yes, it does. Chastity Fetish.

[Pat]

And didn't. Was it Sunny and Cher that originally named their kid Chastity? What were they thinking?

[Josh]

They were hoping maybe she would be chased.

[Chick]

They were famous weirdos.

[Pat]

Yeah, but why do that to a kid?

[Chick]

Yeah, well, never thought.

[Josh]

Look how that turned out.

[Tom]

There are hippies.

[Chick]

Okay, okay, yeah, let me know. That turned out.

[Pat]

But Chastity winning fetish of the year.

[Chick]

Hey.

[Tom]

By the way, if I'm gonna have a meow mix for lunch, Okay.

[Pat]

I could have named Him. Dick. Nope, not anymore. So I just, just. Chastity is fetish of the years.

[Tom]

It started out. Chastity started out as well.

[Pat]

I'm very well aware.

[Tom]

No, he said. Yeah, but I understand it was an addictomy, not a. Oh, okay.

[Pat]

That's a. Like an appendectomy.

[Tom]

Right, Right.

[Chick]

Pretty interesting.

[Pat]

But this is like a non alcoholic beer being declared beer of the year.

[Josh]

Well, I think. I mean, obviously, if you've got.

[Tom]

I can't think.

[Josh]

Chastity belts and locks and all kinds of things involved. It's definitely.

[Tom]

Have you noticed of all the subjects that you should not weigh in on, it would be the fetish topic.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

So there are legitimate news stories out there about kids these days. The youth, you know, 20s.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Having no interest in dating and being in relationships.

[Josh]

Right.

[Chick]

And they kind of don't even care about sex. That tracks with these three fetishes. Sex is not involved in any of them. One is all gooning is all about masturbating. Chastity is no sex. And cuckolding is watching have sex with another person.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

This is real. Something's happening.

[Josh]

I have two twenties that are not interested in dating at all. Girls.

[Chick]

Yeah, something's going on.

[Tom]

Well, the only fans we were asking, they looked like they were.

[Chick]

They were very enthusiastic. That is.

[Josh]

That's how they make money. That's different.

[Pat]

Okay. Oh, thank you.

[Chick]

Well, let's just.

[Pat]

We'll switch gears here. She's sitting over there. It's Christy Lee. What else is happening?

[Josh]

A burglary suspect dubbed the Birthday Suit Bandit has been apprehended after trying to break into a woman's home in Florida.

[Tom]

That's right. And I trapped his head in the window. And I said, oh, never. Go ahead. Never mind.

[Josh]

The Flagler County Sheriff's office said it received a call about a nude man attempting to break into a residence. Responding deputies found the 63 year old suspect, a Mr. Matthew Hunter, quote, walking away from the victim's residence in his birthday suit. The man was taken into custody for attempted burglary, exposure of sex organs and criminal mischief. The victim told dispatcher she heard what sounded like a knife trying to cut through the lock on her front door. Hikes. Deputies noted gouges on the victim's front door frame and molding. So he's definitely trying to get.

[Chick]

This is horrifying.

[Josh]

Yeah, but why was.

[Tom]

He had to be wearing shoes though, right?

[Pat]

Good point. But isn't. Do you think the nickname the. The Birthday Suit Bandit is a little bit too mild, too gentle? Yeah, that's got a knife. Trying to break into a woman's house.

[Chick]

Should be the naked lunatic.

[Pat]

Yeah. Or the naked psycho. Yeah, but I do. I mean, the name. The birthday suit. The birthday suit band. That is a cool name.

[Josh]

It does sound a lot more.

[Pat]

But if it were in some kind of. If it were in some kind of playful situation, you know, you could. I could see Josh. You could do like a birthday suit weekend at your place where nudity is required by all of those over 18.

[Chick]

Hey, look. What you can bring your kids, but they got to stay clothed. All right.

[Pat]

Poor Josh.

[Chick]

He's getting a kick out of it.

[Tom]

He's really. He's going to look back on this. We had a really good show. I look back on it. Great.

[Chick]

Yeah. No, this guy posed a real threat.

[Josh]

Of course he did.

[Chick]

So what.

[Pat]

What would possess you to try to break into a house with no clothes on? There has to be some kind of drug component to this.

[Chick]

He was trying to prick the lock.

[Pat]

Wow. That's. That's very good. I like that. Very.

[Josh]

Residents in a Seattle neighborhood are demanding action over disturbing activity at their local park. They say Denny Blaine park has become a hotspot for public masturbation.

[Chick]

Oh, I see. Well, the tree's hot.

[Tom]

That's the way Denny would have wanted it.

[Pat]

Don't you feel bad for the poor guy?

[Chick]

Itchy Goo Park.

[Tom]

Thanks for naming a park after me.

[Pat]

Oh, I wanted. I would have settled for a disease like glue. Garrigala came out on top.

[Josh]

A group called Denny Blaine for all has filed a lawsuit against the city. They claim men are exposing themselves and masturbating in public view multiple times a day. Spokesperson Lee Keller said it's illegal. It's happening in plain sight by men, walls and benches. It's constant, and it's troubling.

[Chick]

Constant.

[Josh]

Not everyone agrees.

[Chick]

Another group, local masturbators number three to.

[Pat]

32, who's in favor of this?

[Josh]

The friends of Denny Blaine say the lawsuit is really about banning nudity.

[Tom]

That's right. I liked it this way.

[Josh]

Public nudity is legal in Washington state.

[Chick]

It is?

[Josh]

No idea.

[Pat]

There's the difference between public nudity and. What did you say? They're sitting on walls, having it themselves.

[Josh]

Benches. Masturbating.

[Chick]

You can walk down the street naked in Washington state.

[Josh]

That's what it says in my story. I did not.

[Tom]

N even Walla Walla, Washington. Wow.

[Pat]

Wow.

[Chick]

So see, in Seattle, you can just walk.

[Tom]

Apparently, that's a game changer.

[Pat]

You can in. What was it again? Jeffrey Tubin Park. What's the Guy's name.

[Josh]

Denny Blaine.

[Pat]

Oh, okay. Wildly masturbating sitting on a wall. Now I know how Humpty Dumpty fell off. Boy, I always wondered what got him.

[Chick]

So the king's men could have put him together. They just didn't want to touch him.

[Pat]

Who's got gloves?

[Chick]

I've always liked Humpty Dumpty because they say all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty back to. At one point. They didn't know. They. They so didn't know what to do.

[Tom]

They went out of ideas.

[Chick]

And you think the horses could do. The horses had no idea. What are you talking about?

[Pat]

We need a few more syllables. Anybody got an idea?

[Chick]

No, Brian, I don't think the horses.

[Tom]

Let's give the horses a shot at.

[Chick]

Hey, I'm just throwing out ideas.

[Pat]

Who would be in favor of this?

[Josh]

Friends of Denny Blaine.

[Chick]

Are you a friend of Denny Blaine? I wonder if public masturbators say that to each other in that area.

[Tom]

I wanna. The question is, who the hell is Denny Blaine?

[Josh]

That's a great question.

[Pat]

Poor guy. Rest in peace, Denny.

[Tom]

Wasn't he in Wings?

[Christopher]

Oh, close.

[Pat]

Denny Lane.

[Tom]

I know. That's why I said it. Tom.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Pat]

Just trying to explain it. I was trying to congratulate you.

[Chick]

Oh, close.

[Pat]

Witty aside.

[Tom]

You said something useful.

[Pat]

Maybe he started a restaurant.

[Chick]

What restaurant would that be? Oh, I'm sorry.

[Pat]

Blaines.

[Chick]

Danny.

[Tom]

What. What was. What was your attempted humor?

[Chick]

I thought it was going to be like whackers.

[Pat]

I was. I was underscoring.

[Tom]

You mean Denny's restaurant.

[Pat]

No pun, Tuggers. All right. I can see we've. The honeymoon is over. To move on.

[Tom]

I'm insulted that you didn't know that I knew Denny Lane was in Wings.

[Chick]

Oh, very good.

[Pat]

Oh, you. Of course you knew that. I was just explaining. I was explaining to the peanut gallery.

[Tom]

This could be the straw right here.

[Chick]

That's great.

[Tom]

We knew.

[Pat]

We knew it was coming.

[Tom]

You didn't know that.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer podcast inside the opening 45 seconds.

[Chick]

What a goal.

[Tom]

With that cannon of a left foot. I'll leave it at 1.

[Christopher]

Never miss a game.

[Josh]

What a start for the United States.

[Tom]

Shot for distance.

[Chick]

What a goal.

[Christopher]

Never miss a moment.

[Pat]

Exquisite.

[Chick]

From the San Diego.

[Tom]

Can he finish?

[Pat]

Yes, he can.

[Christopher]

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