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Not available in all states. Baa baa Black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags full. One for the master and one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane. Not anymore. He's been taken. Oh no. Little sat in a corner eating a mincemeat pie. He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said what a good boy am I. Not anymore. He's also been taken. What? Peter. Peter Pumpkin eater. Yes. Had a wife. What happened to her? She was. But I didn't care about it. I don't care who you are or what you want. If you don't give me back pumpkin eater's wife, I'm going to find you. I will hunt you down. How might Richard drive? Is Reacted to Peter. Peter. Pumpkin. A great way to get your morning started. This is Bob and Tom Extra. I will remind you that we do have Dane Clark in the back room. Boys is our house band today. They have a new project out there. We've got all the links at various Bob and Tom social media platforms coming up. Comedian Al Jackson will be our guest. We have Ace Cosby at the controls, of course, which means the Ace Cosby joke of the day will be coming around the corner shortly. Yes. And Mr. Jeff Oskay is sitting in for Chick McGee. Chick's a little under the weather and we hope he starts feeling better. Right now we get back to the action. Thank you very much, Dane. Dane and the boys are going to be taking a little break and they're working on something, I understand, behind the scenes with Mr. Godwin. Cool. So new song from Patty G. We look forward to that with a full band. Nice. That's very terrific. That's very exciting. And once again, Jeff Oskay, the man. The. The beard. The beard oil is sitting right over there where Chick says. That's right. And we should explain for those that can't see you, you have an extraordinarily thick, bushy beard. Yeah. What is the longest you've ever had it? About twice as long as this. Really? I don't know. I mean, it just bushes out. It doesn't go long. I don't. I don't know, man. You cut it back then so that it goes down. I just let it go. Okay. I know. You don't have anybody trim that thing? No, I never trim. I just comb it every morning and put a little beard comb? Yeah, it's a wooden beard comb. Josh and I were talking about this. Can I get you guys the flat iron for the beard? I want to see what that looks. I got one. You did? Yeah. Why? What are you talking about? What is it? It's like a. It's a hot comb that makes your beard straight instead of. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. After you told me about it, I went and got it and I have not really seen any difference. But you did burn your face. It is nerve wracking. I didn't at all burn my face, but it is nerve wracking and I did like it and I'll continue to do it because it really detangled it. Oh, really? I didn't notice. Looks a straightening effect, Right? I would try it. Yeah. So what? I don't understand the principle. Especially a curling iron. It heats up, but obviously instead of curling, it straightens. So it's like a big, you know, it's kind of a brush. Yeah. And you just slide those. People use that on their nether regions. Oh, boy. You have hair that long, you've got a problem. Yeah, exactly. You would have long hair. And why you kind of want it curly down there? Well, didn't you say in. Where were you? South Korea. South Korea, yeah. Didn't they brush it out? Yes, the women would. Would blow dry that area and as they did, they would brush the hair straight out. So it was almost a mohawk. For what? Yes. Yeah, yeah, that was the. That's the, that's the fashion. That was the fashion. Slash. I don't know if it was also hijack, like a hygienic. But before, like daily or like for sex? No, like after showering. After showering. How do you keep it like that if you're wearing clothes? Wouldn't it flatten it back out? It kinda, one way or the other, it did kind of stay. Comb over. Yeah. I think, I think they trained it so much. Could you see it through their clothes? No. Oh, no. Okay. But when I. Were you warned about that before you encountered. I was warned about it by a couple, a couple Canadians that I taught with who had been there longer than I had one. One was a guy and he said, hey, you're gonna encounter this. Yeah. And then another was a woman who said, every time I'm in the gym locker room, I see all these women with their hair dryers combing it straight up. So how long? In the gym locker room? Yeah, yeah. And in the, in the male locker rooms at the gyms, I would see guys blow drying that. And that's one of Tom's fluffing it. But not, you know. Well, yeah, I. I've seen guys at my gym blow drying their pubes and it's just, you know, that's just so disgusting. Really? Oh, absolutely. And I was a trim. I'm a trimmer. You guys know that I keep a very, very clean, very clean down there. And the first time my Korean. My Korean girlfriend there encountered that, she asked me if I was a baby. Well, that's. Did that ruin the mood? No, I. We both laughed and. But isn't I proved to her that I was not a baby? Doesn't that that particular hair down there in certain cultures or ethnicities or. Yeah, yeah, certain ethnicities. Isn't it actually straight? No. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. What now are you, are you, are you asking about. I think for some Asians, it's straight because that's what they're doing. Oh, they're doing it on purpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're straightening it. Yeah. Well that's. Oh, I mean I know here. I know in like for example, in the United States, if you look at the 50s rock and roll era, a number of performers of African American heritage would do a so called process. Oh sure. On their hair to make it straighter. Yeah. Which is silly to have to do that, but. And that I think it's kind of gone away. I hope. But to do that in the pubic region. Aren't the toxic chemicals to straighten the hair? Oh, I don't know that that's any of that. I don't think they're using product. They're usually just using a round brush and heat. Yes. Like pubaid. It was a babes soft. I mean it wasn't like it poked me, you know. Ladies, try it tonight, get back to us tomorrow. I might try it. I'm curious. I can't. Oh. Oh. Are you a baby too? Someone just got very happy. Well, that actually is the perfect segue. Speaking of international pubic hair. To get to this, this year's version of the male member size rankings for the year 2025. What have you got it, Christy? An outfit called Data Panda published the male member size rankings for 2025. The website lists the countries with the longest tumescent member. So a happy member. This is all length. Yes. Okay. Although they do both. Oh, they do girth. We'll start with length. Okay. Yeah. The length goes to number five. We'll go five to one. All right. Ghana at 6.81 inches. Number four. Republic of the Congo at 6.82. Close. Very close. Yeah. One lick away. You gotta lean into it at the finish line. Yeah. Ecuador at 6.93. Okay. Democratic Republic of the Congo at 7.06. And what was the other? Congo Republic of the Congo and Democratic Republic of the Congo. Apparently there are two. One has more submachine guns. And the winner, the winner from the country of Sudan, 7.47 inches. The only good thing to come out of there this year, 7.47. And again, my problem with this is. Is this based on self reporting? I doubt it. No, there must be some sort of proof. Yeah, there has to be. Do they like when, when you go to the doctor and they put us on the scale and they see how higher they are, do they also measure your penis? I've never had my penis measured and I've never measured it myself. What I really do not know. But you've had a girl measure it. No, I've never had it measured, and I've never done it. Wait, you've measured one? Yeah. Like, with a tape measure? Yeah. Like, you got it out and the tape measure out? Yeah, I have. I. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, by the way, the correct answer to make certain people happy would have been with the yardstick. Keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You haven't done that, like, that's funny, have you, Jeff? I did when I was younger, and I was. I, I was shocked. Like my first wife. I was like, look, seven inches. And she was like, you aren't supposed to start measuring at your B hole. And I was like, oh, thank you. Thank you for. Thank you for the clarity, Christine. Now we go. You don't have to answer this question. Have you ever been involved in any kind of measurement of that? I have never done that. No. No, I never. Odd girl out. Sorry. Have you done it. Have you done it more than once? No, actually, I've not done it more than once. Yeah. Oh, you made it sound like you were just measured everywhere you went. You made it sound like you had a little booklet. Yeah. Like, with code names and. No. Yeah. No, it was just. It was so. It. It's so big that I wanted. I wanted to know how big it was. Oh, okay. Yeah. Would you, Would you. Do you have the number in your head? Yes. Would you tell us? You don't have to. You do not have to. Between nine and ten. Whoa. No. That's really something. Show nine inches. Jason, our producer, just brought in a tape measure, and Jess is bringing out. That's 100%. So it is. And you're not a fan of sizes. Yeah, I am. I thought you said you didn't like too big. No. Remember, she. No. Shaquille O'Neal is one of her main crushes. That's inanimate objects. This is a whole different game. I mean, that is longer than your face. That's. Yeah, it is. I, I, I'll just call HR for myself to get it. Now, Christy, they also did. They also did girth. But I'd like to skip ahead and go to the. The other side of this thing. This survey with the smallest average. Yeah. Length. Yes, yes. Tumescent. Number five mirror. Is it Myanmar 3? It used to be. Was it Ceylon or Burma? I can never remember these names. Myanmar at 3.98 inches. Okay. Nepal at 3.93. Cambodia. Well, it is cold. Yeah. Yeah. They've taken that in their defense and especially it's awful when you got to measure it next to Mount Everest. Hey, look at that. Oh, great. Thanks. I'll just back up my Sherpa thing and climb up the hill. No gloves. Cambodia comes. Cambodia comes in at number three at 3.87 inches. Smallest average penis length. That's where we're going. Number two, North Korea, 3.78. What are they so pissed off? And Thailand wins at 3.71. Okay. Thus reinforcing every stereotype. Again, I'm always skeptical. Yeah. I don't have the average for the United States, but I do know we ranked 68th in penis length, you know, out of. Was it 200 or whatever. No, that's why I'm wearing my hat. Yeah. Why? Why? My. My MABA hat. Abba. Make America big again. It's my program to. What I need to start doing is letting in more immigrants from Sudan. Apparently, that'll. That'll throw the average up because they're still Americans. My God. I. You know, I. That's what we need to do to get those ranks up there. Who's the girthiest? The girthiest would be France at 5.37 inches. That's weird circumference, I guess. Yeah. It said white is penis. Yeah. Girth would be around. Right? It'd have to be around. Around. I would assume it would be diameter. Right. Yes. Thank you. Either way, either one of those numbers would. I don't. I don't know how they do it. This is real close. Netherlands at 5.33. Ecuador at 5.29. So Ecuador's got a. They're in the length and girth. Wow. They're really doing some damage. Is there something about the equator, maybe? Have you noticed. Hang on a second. I got to do this math in my head. A lot of these countries that have the large male members seem to be somewhat near the equator. Yeah. Belgium. Is there something to be said in all seriousness about. I don't know. In evolution as man emerged from. Maybe he can get a grant and study that. The primordial ooze. Yes. And they migrated north. Was there an advantage to having a smaller male member? If you had a big one, would it freeze and fall off? Maybe. Maybe near the equator, you didn't have to wear underwear because it was warmer, so you could let it grow and do its thing. Whereas in a colder thing, you gotta keep. If you're in the jungle, there's all kinds of critters that are gonna jump out of the bushes and grab it. Yeah, but this is before clothes. Maybe it looks more like a snake. So a tiger would be less likely to. I'm not going up to that thing. It has a snake on it. Yeah. Whereas. Whereas that guy over there. Dick needle. I'm gonna. Yeah. Maybe we should draw this up. See if we can get a grant. Yes. We're practically scientists. I want to just get this in my head very clearly that places that have like really clean water seem to have smaller male members. Oh, okay. It's kind of a trade off there. You think about all these places. Okay. Get one or the other. Yeah, yeah. So the people in Flint are hung like they. There could be. Oh, okay. So I say give me a large one and a Brita and I'll just drink the tap water. Convinced? Thailand has the most. No, I think we learned a lot. Especially now we learned why Jess sits on a pillow. Okay, well, we're gonna. We're gonna take a break here. I think we'll come back with us. We have to wrap this up then because we didn't get to 4 and 5 on our list of widest penis girth tie between Belgium and Denmark at 5.22. All right. Yeah. And that'll put a nice little bow on our penis. I did that once. Did you? Yeah, it was Christmas. Did you really? Was it. Was it a clip on? No, I never did that. So great. Here, here's something interesting. What we're speaking of the male member. One of the most famous male members out there, of course, is the statue of David. David. Yes. Curators are concerned. This is at the. The Galleria del Academia. Sorry about the way I pronounce that. They're concerned about the souvenirs sold around Florence. You've been there, right? I've been there. Yeah, me too. It's. I mean, it's amazing. Yeah. The most beautiful place. The attorney. The state's attorney of Italy has launched court cases going after. They have a special. What do you call, like set of laws about various art. And they're apparently upset because there are versions of smaller versions of the statue of David that are being created with larger genitalia. Oh, no kidding. Yeah. Well, that's because they are. They aren't made out of marble. Like, that's why the penises were so small back then. Because that's a cold stone. Wow. But they're actually, they're going after people because they have a special. Special copyright rules, apparently, according to this article. A good idea. Yeah. So you won't be able to buy that. That T shirt that said with a Picture of the statue, David. A grower, not a shower. I'm not sure how you say that in Italian. I would buy that T shirt. Oh, it's pretty funny. Wow. That is really amazing. A funny T shirt. I. But I mean, wow. That they have a law about that. Yeah. That's one of their most famous statues. They just don't want it being parodied. Yeah. Allowed to recreate it at all. That's what. I wonder if the law has more to do with that or. I don't know. That's why I always got. Really. And I know there's a. But some of these souvenirs at the Vatican seem very inappropriate to me. And I don't know how they don't. If they're gonna go after this. David. The Vatican squirting flower. Some of these things are just, you know, the Pope is the Pope. You don't wanna put him on toilet paper or whatever. What? That would be crazy. I'm using that as an example. I don't know if they have Pope to it. Oh, okay. I would certainly hope. I would hope not. Thank you. They call papal paper. That's it for another Bob. And to Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? 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