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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything coming up on the show today. Christy is still moving and Andy's take is coming up right after this.
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Donnie Baker
Christy Lee's so fire ass hot. This tape is dedicated to her from Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols. I bet you're not hot wearing underwear tonight oh Lord and we pray there ain't hair under there tonight oh Lord, oh Lord Chill of the night if you don't wear undies your booty's gonna get caught Chill of the night if you don't wear panties your body is.
Bob
Gonna get stol.
Advertiser
Snakes.
Donnie Baker
Wild snake Ooh Christy Lee O better get with me. I just want to get close to you. And set my pork sword free. And I just want to get close to you. Cause one and one makes three.
Christy Lee
Show the night.
Donnie Baker
Show the night.
Bob
Show the night.
Donnie Baker
It gets real Code. So you don't need planties.
Bob
Christy and me.
Donnie Baker
You got Donnie and the show the Night.
Advertiser
Show the night.
Donnie Baker
Show the night.
Christy Lee
Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols.
Christopher
If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Bob
This is Bob and Tom.
Christy Lee
Extra. Christy Lee.
Andy
Hi.
Christy Lee
Is in the process of moving, so we're giving her a little extra.
Bob
Oh, really? I hadn't heard anything about that.
Andy
I'm moved.
Bob
Oh. Huh. So how's that going?
Andy
Great. New house, new things.
Christy Lee
New a lot of boxes.
Andy
Actually, I learned a new thing.
Bob
You gotta take a box.
Christy Lee
Hiring people. Unload a box a day, book of matches, gasoline?
Advertiser
No.
Andy
We've had the kind of a luxury because our house hasn't sold that we've had a lot of time. So we're using the reusable totes. So you fill it.
Tom
That's great.
Andy
Take it over, unload a tote, bring it back.
Christy Lee
That's not right. Yes. No.
Andy
Now I know exactly what's in the box. The things that are stacked up.
Christy Lee
Fill a tote, take it to your new house in the basement, leave it there and never open it up.
Andy
Well, there. Trust me. There.
Tom
That happens plenty of times, too, doesn't it?
Christy Lee
I have a series of time capsules in my basement. Oh, here's one my four houses ago. I wonder what's in there.
Andy
Oh, we do have that museum as well, but for the most part.
Christy Lee
Did you discover any sort of.
Andy
Oh, I found my cheerleading picture from fifth grade. That was.
Christy Lee
We were hoping you were going to say, outfit from high school.
Andy
No, I didn't have that. They don't let you keep those. You have to, you know, you rent them, like.
Bob
Hi. Hi, everybody. This is. This is Andy, Christy's husband.
Christy Lee
Oh, look, it's Christie's husband.
Bob
Thanks. Thanks.
Christy Lee
How's the move going?
Bob
I just want three minutes by myself. That's all I want. Just a quiet right. And every time I sit down, get all arranged.
Christy Lee
I heard that Christy's turn the TV had to hide all the spoons, Sharpen one and slits your wrists. I know. There are no knives around.
Bob
Honey, you want to go get a toad? No, I'm watching this show on tv.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
Can I have five minutes?
Andy
I'll tell you what Andy's got a lot of.
Bob
There it is. That's that sound. That's.
Christy Lee
That sounds like Too much?
Bob
Yes.
Christy Lee
Andy has too much stuff.
Andy
How dare you not say too much? I said he has a lot of stuff, and a lot of. It's really cool. He's got a lot of memorabilia, if you will.
Christy Lee
Good save. So, yeah, memorabilia is the French word for junk.
Bob
Yeah, I had some memorabilia during one of the legal predicaments. It ended up on the curb for the trash guys. Oh, I'm sorry to hear my memorabilia.
Christy Lee
Memorabilia is gone also.
Bob
Yeah.
Christy Lee
In fact, you know, we just came up with a great idea for a store divorce. Have you did some toss all your stuff? We've got it. That'd be a great if. If the ladies bring in all the stuff that they're dumping from old letters from girlfriends, etc. Etc. And you can come back and get your stuff. It'd be like some kind of love pawn shop.
Andy
I have not thrown anything out. He has his area. He's got a big, nice study and a basement. He's got all kinds.
Christy Lee
He's got a nice area in the basement.
Andy
No, he has the whole basement.
Christy Lee
He gets the whole basement. Oh, but it still. It is the basement.
Bob
I can't. I can't.
Tom
He likes the basement, I promise.
Bob
You know what? It's quiet. It's quiet.
Christy Lee
I just like to put a door on it.
Tom
Want to go down there with the centipedes?
Bob
It's really kind of relaxing.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I like the dampness. It reminds me of my grave.
Tom
Is that black mold? I'll huff it.
Andy
We haven't even been married two years.
Bob
More insulation, please.
Christy Lee
Does this insulation have glass in it? I'd like to chew it. Well. So you're moving. You're moving, huh?
Bob
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Okay, how. Let me ask you this. How far is it between the house you're moving out of and the one you're moving in?
Andy
Seven miles.
Tom
Not bad.
Andy
No, it's not bad. I know the route very well.
Tom
Service roads, mostly.
Andy
Yeah. Back roads, country roads. Yeah.
Christy Lee
That's nice. Are you in the same county?
Andy
No.
Bob
Oh, I know.
Christy Lee
Your taxes.
Andy
Yeah, they're actually going to go down.
Christy Lee
Do you have your. Do you have your papers? When the police stop you.
Andy
Yeah, right.
Tom
I little surprise. With my taxes, the last, like, five years, I've been paying the wrong county.
Bob
Okay.
Tom
And she goes, oh, you're supposed to be paying less. We had you marked down in the wrong county.
Bob
Oh.
Tom
And I go, nah, don't worry about it. I'm sure it's negligible. And then she told me the amount, and I go, go ahead and refile whatever you have To. I didn't realize it could make such a difference.
Bob
And be quick about it.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
Oh, yeah, I think I know the counties you're talking about. And, oh, yes, and I also said.
Tom
Hey, I don't have kids, so I shouldn't have to pay any school tax at all. I couldn't talk her into that.
Bob
And also, you've never learned to drive, so I don't use the road.
Christy Lee
Well, this sounds very exciting, Christy.
Andy
The girls are coming home tonight for the first time, too.
Christy Lee
Oh, that is exciting, because they get to sleep. Do you have a little room set out aside for them?
Andy
They each have their own room.
Bob
It's like having three Christie's in the house.
Christy Lee
What's that? What's that gonna sound like? Hey, could you record that for my car, Alar?
Bob
I'll be in the basement.
Tom
And does your bonus. Bonus son.
Andy
Bonus Son has his own room.
Tom
Nice.
Andy
Yeah, everybody's got a room.
Christy Lee
How old is he?
Andy
28.
Christy Lee
Okay. So you're not gonna have to visqueen it, you know.
Bob
Well, no, no, that never ends.
Christy Lee
I mean, yeah, Pat. God had to visqueen.
Bob
We all went at it pretty good when we were 20. Oh, that's right.
Christy Lee
You.
Tom
It looks like the set of Dexter in your son's room. Right in the middle of it.
Andy
What is he, 14?
Christy Lee
Yeah, he's 14. Oh, boy.
Bob
Nobody says that.
Christy Lee
I bet 100 bucks. Are no crackers in your pantry. It's a time to review some letters. We love to hear from you, Bob and Tom. ObandTom.com. and we have. I'm working on that real theme music.
Andy
I love this.
Christy Lee
Well, we can't play it. I'll tell you why later. Yeah, Financial issue.
Bob
It. Never mind.
Christy Lee
Tens of thousands.
Bob
I know, tens of thousands.
Christy Lee
No, no, it really is.
Bob
Every time.
Tom
Oh, do you get a notice? I see.
Christy Lee
All right.
Tom
He just lies to us. Lies right to our face.
Christy Lee
No, no, I'll explain it. I'm here.
Tom
No, no, no.
Bob
Okay. First letter.
Christy Lee
Hey, any song.
Bob
What? First letter.
Christy Lee
That's.
Bob
Unless he plays it right.
Tom
Right.
Bob
First letter.
Christy Lee
The Freddy's fine. This comes to us from BP junior.
Tom
BP junior the petroleum Barrett.
Bob
Yes.
Christy Lee
No, I just didn't want to give his name.
Andy
Okay.
Bob
Brian.
Christy Lee
Bob Parsons.
Bob
Bobby Bob Parsons.
Christy Lee
That's close.
Tom
Actually, you said that, but you said the petroleum baron, and he said no.
Bob
He just wants to make it clear.
Tom
Only three and a half hours left.
Bob
Yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
This is from.
Bob
No, it doesn't. Like broadcasting with Tom.
Christy Lee
This is from Bruce Exxon. Oh, yes. And no, no. But he goes. I hate to admit it. But Tom is right.
Bob
I hate br.
Christy Lee
Now, I was talking about the hotel that we were in in Iowa and my shower. Now, it was very nice.
Bob
God, how many letters did you go through until you got to one, right?
Christy Lee
The very first one.
Bob
I don't believe you.
Christy Lee
You probably had a lesser shower because I made sure that I had the nicest room. Well, you are the best, Christian.
Bob
My room was nicer than yours because you weren't in my room.
Andy
I know what you're talking about.
Christy Lee
Wait a minute. By definition, me.
Bob
Exactly.
Christy Lee
My absence defines your presence.
Tom
Bruce was at the same hotel?
Christy Lee
No, but he had a similar experience.
Bob
Listen.
Christy Lee
Similar experience at a Hampton, turn it.
Andy
On and then jump back out.
Christy Lee
He was at a Hampton Inn. You can't. Normally you can reach in, turn the shower on, get the water up to temperature and then get in.
Tom
Right, right.
Christy Lee
In this one the way there's a. There's a non movable glass door. You've got to get in the shower and turn it on.
Bob
Yeah.
Christy Lee
So either you turn it and run out and get sprinkled or you get up against the wall.
Tom
Happens. And you know, it doesn't bother a road dog for a while. And what I. What the trick is, no matter where I'm at, no matter this shower setup, I point, I try to pull that shower head down as far as possible so that it goes.
Andy
Well, aren't you lucky you can reach it, bragger.
Christy Lee
Yeah, no kidding.
Tom
I didn't consider that.
Christy Lee
Yeah. And Christy didn't take her stool because Andy wanted it in case he decided to kick it out from underneath himself.
Bob
I'm going to need that st. Later. Don't take it.
Christy Lee
Take the bolo. Tie, tie. Tie it on a pipe, kick the stool and the. The relief that death will break.
Tom
Why did you half saw the legs off this chair?
Bob
Never. Never you mind. You ever. Are you ever in a hotel and you've got the door open and you're in the. In the bathroom and you're seated and you look over and there's that mirror. It's in every hotel room. So annoying.
Tom
Never great.
Bob
And all of a sudden you catch a. Hey, how's it going? Okay. All right.
Tom
Who is that sad man? Never look pumped.
Bob
What happened? My goodness.
Tom
I had a buddy who said the biggest thrill for him. Remember when a lot of hotels would leave the USA Today out in front of your door?
Bob
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Tom
He said the thrill was to get it naked.
Bob
Oh, okay.
Tom
And not look out the eye hole.
Andy
If anybody's walking down the hall.
Tom
The thrill was the risk of maybe getting caught grabbing.
Christy Lee
Oh, and then. And then being put a patty wagon and being on some sex offenders list, having to walk around the neighbors and go, hi, no, no, I'm not delivering USA Today. I brought it from the street. I'm going to every house.
Tom
I want to know the judge who would.
Christy Lee
A sexual perversion.
Andy
It's not a sexual perversion. It's funny.
Tom
If you're caught, right, you could be caught urinating.
Christy Lee
I could, yeah. I could go into great detail about there. People were urinating at an outdoor concert and they got. They got picked up and they got charged with a sexual crime.
Bob
You should give a TED Talk on how many things you can be paranoid about, but you haven't thought about it yet. You'd really cover some ground right now.
Christy Lee
There's some guy that wasn't paranoid on a marble slab at a morgue going, you know, only I listened to Tom.
Tom
Didn't you get probably the most serial outdoor uriner we know? Yeah, he loves or urinator, I should say.
Andy
How do you not. Well, never mind.
Christy Lee
I've never been caught because I'm good at it.
Tom
We gotta call the cops on him one day.
Andy
Well, that guy was good at stealing his. Taking his paper without getting tortured.
Christy Lee
Can you imagine? You open the door naked and there's some little boy and his mom walking guy, she goes to a room, calls the front desk. The cops knock on your door, haul you away in cuffs.
Bob
You know, I looked at that woman. I grabbed my junk. I go, you want any of this before I put it away?
Christy Lee
Oh, no, no. Okay, now you're not just going to jail. Now you're going to prison.
Bob
Tom.
Christy Lee
Pete in the casino parking lot last time with me.
Bob
Absolutely he did. Went in to check in. Yeah.
Christy Lee
It was light out.
Bob
He's a monster.
Christy Lee
Joe Exxon. What did I say his name was?
Tom
Yes.
Christy Lee
Yeah, you did, Junior. He experienced the same thing. Okay, so your trick is a good one. You take the shower head, point it at the wall.
Tom
Yeah, the wall or down is right to the.
Bob
He said down.
Tom
Yeah, but I have. When that doesn't happen, I have gone all the way to the wall.
Christy Lee
I know that when they were designing it, they thought it was really cool.
Andy
Well, yeah.
Christy Lee
Again, this is where every architect should be forced to actually use the. Use the things they have to do. Every architect should be tied to a wheelchair and made to go through every building and see how incredibly inconvenient they've made it for people that are disabled. Just. Just a thought.
Tom
Many, many laws about.
Christy Lee
Fine, fine.
Tom
I know when you were pushing your dad around in 48.
Bob
Yeah.
Tom
Things were narrow, I'm sure.
Bob
And turns out he just. All he had to do was just stand up.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah. That polio was a scam.
Tom
Yeah. I already just wanted to get out of.
Bob
That's what I heard.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob
Yeah.
Christy Lee
When that war started, he was only 60.
Tom
Right, right, right.
Christy Lee
Last time I heard they weren't drafting 60 year olds, but you never know.
Bob
How old, how old was your father when you were born?
Andy
That's what I was gonna ask.
Bob
Can you think?
Christy Lee
Oh, God, I don't know.
Bob
He was old man. When I.
Christy Lee
Give me a second. 50 something, 30 something. He was in his late 30s.
Tom
Oh, okay.
Bob
All right. Well, that's almost normal now.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I also, I was somewhat. I was being a little bit of. A little bit of nostalgia, talking about the old days and I, as I like to do. There was a time when one would go bowling and they didn't have the communist computer that is. Oh, this thing, you know, this, this, this is hooked up to some White House agency. They know every bowling score. They've got your cameras on you.
Bob
And here's another letter verifying my problem.
Tom
Snowden tried to tell us about these bowling alle. We didn't want to hear it.
Christy Lee
I don't like the fact that they score automatically because it was such a difficult math problem to score in bowling. As Christie points out, you get to that 10th frame and somebody gets a spare. All of a sudden it's oh my God, I've got to get somebody in the phone. How do you score this?
Andy
You're right.
Christy Lee
Got a nice letter here from Chicago from Brad in Chicago.
Bob
Are you now or have you ever been a member of a bowling league? That's right.
Christy Lee
I have been an avid bowler for the past 35 years. I too miss Manual Scor. As a kid I would keep score at the tournaments at my bowling alley in the overhead projector days. Now I hated those two. I just like the paper. You could do the overhead projector.
Andy
People could see what you're.
Bob
I'm known for my doodles, much like Leonard John Lennon.
Christy Lee
I would typically make $10 a squad plus tips. Doing two to three squads in a weekend as a 10 year old kid walking out with 50 to 75 bucks was all caps. Awesome.
Tom
Oh, of course.
Bob
What's he talking. A squad?
Andy
What's he talking about?
Christy Lee
A bowling team? In other words, he would keep.
Bob
So he would. He would keep score for people and not bowl?
Christy Lee
Yeah. During tournaments, yeah.
Bob
Well, that's dumb.
Tom
It was A little. I think it's an awesome side.
Christy Lee
That's a great job for a kid. What was the. Did you have a job when you were a kid?
Bob
Me? I bailed. Hey, you remember that?
Christy Lee
You did for three hours.
Bob
I still bailed.
Christy Lee
Hey, for three hours?
Bob
Yes.
Christy Lee
Did you have. You didn't have a job like when you're in junior high school?
Tom
What do they call those? Bailiffs? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob
No, not really. I. I mowed yards a couple. A couple days.
Tom
I didn't know you were a moment.
Bob
Yeah, that's right.
Tom
Why don't we go with moment from now on?
Bob
I was a moment.
Christy Lee
I was a mole man. I'm sure it was really fun for this guy.
Andy
I have no doubt make that kind of money.
Bob
It's because he agrees with you. We can't have every letter agreeing with you in some form or fashion. We can't.
Christy Lee
This can't be our show from now.
Bob
That's our show now.
Christy Lee
You making these accusations.
Bob
Weirdos coming out.
Christy Lee
I am not going to read the one.
Tom
Preach.
Christy Lee
Dear genius.
Bob
What the hell's going on?
Christy Lee
Can you score a bowling. Do you know how?
Bob
Yeah, it wouldn't take me long to remember, but it's like 10 plus the next two balls or something.
Christy Lee
Depends if it's a strike or a spare, right?
Tom
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Bob
Yes, I'm familiar with the terms. Oh, we have a letter here. Tom is right. They do call that a strike. That's a strike and then a spare. And yes, you can get a picture of beer for 2.95.
Tom
Right?
Bob
Way to go, Tom. Thank you.
Christy Lee
Up here in Michigan.
Bob
Boy. Tom, do you like to. For me.
Christy Lee
Do you like to straddle the fan and dry your balls before you throw?
Bob
No, no.
Tom
Seven year itch.
Bob
I use it for what you're supposed to. You dry your hands.
Christy Lee
That'd be a great scene in a movie. Some really hot woman straddles the thing in it. Seven year inches up. Seven year itches up. Should say.
Tom
And just a bush.
Bob
And have somebody do it. I like to keep it hairy.
Christy Lee
She like to keep it hairy.
Bob
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Thank you very much. Well, right now, this portion of the.
Bob
Right you are, Tom.
Christy Lee
Hey, look, you tell Mark. He's the one that handed me the letters. I have no idea what they're going to say.
Andy
Mark, under the bus.
Bob
Don't stop.
Christy Lee
Okay. Oh, this one begins right again. Oh, thank you. There he is.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher Take care, everybody.
Bob
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Christy Lee
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Bob
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Christy Lee
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Andy
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Bob
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Christy Lee
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Bob
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Tom
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Bob
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Donnie Baker
Yes, he can.
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Detailed Summary of "B&T Extra: Kristi is still moving... & Andy's take"
Podcast Information:
Introduction to B&T Extra
In this episode of B&T Extra, host Christopher introduces the segment, highlighting that alongside the live morning show, listeners can catch extra content every weekday afternoon. The focus of today's extra segment revolves around Christy Lee's ongoing move and Andy's insights into the process.
Christy's Moving Journey
The primary discussion centers on Christy Lee's experience with moving. She shares the challenges of packing and organizing, while Andy provides updates on their new living arrangements.
Christy humorously describes the extensive packing, emphasizing the accumulation of boxes and the effort required to relocate.
Handling Memorabilia and Storage
A lively debate ensues about the nature of memorabilia versus clutter. Bob chimes in, expressing frustration over excessive belongings, leading to playful banter about what truly deserves to be kept.
This exchange highlights the common struggle of deciding which items to keep during a move, blending humor with relatable household dilemmas.
Family Dynamics and Moving Considerations
The conversation shifts to the impact of the move on the family, particularly regarding the children's adjustment to new rooms and spaces. Andy mentions that each child will have their own room, easing potential conflicts.
This segment underscores the importance of personal space in family dynamics, especially during transitional periods like moving.
Listener Letters: Bowling and Manual Scoring
The hosts engage with listener letters, reminiscing about the nostalgia of manual bowling scoring. Christy expresses her fondness for the traditional methods, sparking a discussion about the complexities and charm of old-school scoring.
This segment resonates with long-time bowling enthusiasts, celebrating the intricate aspects of the sport's history.
Humor on Hotel Showers and Privacy
A humorous exchange about inconvenient hotel shower designs triggers laughter and further comedic interactions among the hosts. They share exaggerated scenarios of privacy mishaps, keeping the mood light and entertaining.
The playful dialogue underscores the hosts' ability to find humor in everyday inconveniences, enhancing listener engagement.
Reflections on Childhood Jobs and Nostalgia
The hosts delve into personal stories about their childhood jobs, fostering a sense of camaraderie and shared experiences. Bob recalls mowing lawns, while Christy discusses her experience keeping score in bowling tournaments.
This nostalgic conversation bridges generational gaps, connecting with listeners through universal themes of youth and responsibility.
Engaging Banter and Closing Remarks
As the segment wraps up, the hosts continue their trademark playful banter, maintaining the show's signature humor. They touch upon various light-hearted topics, ensuring the audience remains entertained until the end.
This final exchange exemplifies the hosts' dynamic chemistry, leaving listeners with a memorable and humorous conclusion.
Conclusion
"B&T Extra: Kristi is still moving... & Andy's take" offers a blend of personal anecdotes, listener interactions, and comedic exchanges. The hosts adeptly navigate topics ranging from the logistical challenges of moving to humorous takes on everyday inconveniences, all while maintaining an engaging and relatable atmosphere. This episode exemplifies The BOB & TOM Show's ability to entertain and connect with its audience through authentic and lively discussions.