B&T Extra: Letters, a Coffee Cup, & Alpaca shimmy

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Letters, a Coffee Cup, & Alpaca Shimmy
Date: May 7, 2026
Hosts: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Chick McGee, Christopher

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Overview

In this lighthearted and lively episode of B&T Extra, the BOB & TOM crew dives into listener letters, reminisces over quirky workplace moments, shares hilarious animal stories, riffs on regional terminology, and discovers the viral "alpaca shimmy." The show’s legendary banter is in full force, with topics ranging from suggestive coffee mugs at work to breed-specific dog flatulence and nostalgic office drama. As always, the team blends offbeat humor, nostalgia, and calls from quick-witted listeners into their signature morning show style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Listener Letters: Oddities & Office Antics

• Coffee Mug Humor

  • Joe from Columbus, Indiana, a listener since the 1980s, shares he uses a work mug that says, “Hey, have you seen my wiener?” (03:11).
    • This sparks debate on workplace appropriateness and a tangent into past workplace incidents involving questionable reading material in an old building's men’s room.
      • Bob: “There was an incident here a few years ago…someone had a collection of magazines...the person who was offended is no longer here. Alive, but no longer here.” (04:18)
      • Tom: “I imagine that person is making some other office miserable.” (04:31)

• High School Pranks

  • Scott from Lexington recounts a coach’s joke: “He has two nationalities, Roman hands and Russian fingers.”
    • The hosts recall how every coach has similar running gags.
    • Bob: “Is there a guide to coaches? Because every coach in America…I love them. That is so funny.” (06:02)

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Animal Antics: Golden Retrievers & Alpaca Shimmies

• Dog Flatulence Tales

  • Jay from Lake Mills shares how his golden retrievers’ “gas” got him out of a ticket (06:19).

    • Jay: "My dogs just farted, and it smells like death in here. The police officer caught a whiff, turned around and said, have a good day. No ticket, says Jay." (06:48)
    • Bob: "That is a rare, rare occurrence. But what a great day." (06:55)

  • The crew shares their own dog fart stories, including Kristi’s Boston terrier and Chick’s aging “highness.”

    • Kristi: "It was so bad...The fart was so bad." (07:34)
    • Tom: "Boston would fart like Nell Carter, and he couldn't stand it. He'd get up and leave." (07:50)

• Alpaca Shimmy Phenomenon (08:33)

  • Listener Genie from Ocala, Florida, tips Kristi to Google the “alpaca shimmy”—allegedly performed when alpacas are happy and get a treat.
    • Chick: "When an alpaca gets a treat that they love, specifically food, they actually shimmy. It is very cute." (08:44)
    • Tom: “Kind of shakes like she's...got good chills." (09:01)
    • Bob: "It's like they're having a seizure. Maybe a yummy reaction to the food." (09:10)
    • The crew jokingly compares it to "excitations" in The Beach Boys’ Good Vibrations (09:15–09:23).

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Workplace & Domestic Grievances

• Dishwasher Wars
  • Listener Matt from Dallas County, Iowa, laments doing the dishes: “Ain’t no way to live, boy.” (11:33)
  • The hosts debate the proper way to handle dishwashers and share family quirks:
    • Bob: “I pretty much clean them completely, then put them in the dishwasher.” (12:19)
    • Chick: “If you ever would want to take a therapist seriously...you place a lot of importance on experiences...your mother and your sister going on around.” (13:08)
    • Bob’s story about his mother recovering and cussing at his sister over dishwashing is a highlight:
      • “GD Jani, start the GD Dishwasher, for God’s sake. Hey, Mom’s back!” (13:54)

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Language, Regionalisms, and Nostalgia

• Chuckhole vs. Pothole

  • Listener points out Tom’s use of “chuckle” vs. “pothole.” The group goes down a regional-terminology rabbit hole:
    • Bob: “Pothole is by far the preferred term, unless you live in certain parts of the Midwest, which Christie said. When I grew up, it was ‘chuck hole.’” (14:49)
    • Tom: “I love stuff like that. It's worldwide.” (14:59)
    • Bob recounts a British story: graffiti-penises drawn around potholes (“chuckles”) to get them fixed (15:01).

• Drinking Fountains: “Bubbler”?

  • In Wisconsin and Rhode Island, drinking fountains are called "bubblers":
    • Tom: “I've heard of the water fountain called a bubbler.” (15:48)
    • Chick: “Never heard of a bubbler.” (15:51)

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Running Gags, Pop Culture References, and One-Liners

• Mr. Fister Jingle

  • Mike from Virginia Beach encounters a “Fister” shower valve and can’t resist singing the show’s infamous jingle: "Mr. Fister!"
    • Bob: “You're welcome, Mike.” (11:09)
    • Tom and Chick argue over who did the silly laugh at the end (11:13–11:21).

• Pop Culture Tangents

  • “China Beach,” “Lady Marmalade,” and the band Nelson get quick shout-outs as the hosts veer off-topic in classic BOB & TOM fashion (10:19–10:37, 14:04–14:32, 18:00–18:11).

• Classic Complaints

  • Notable Letter: “Every time Tom uses the word ‘chuckle,’ I want to drive into an embankment.” (14:38)
    • Chick: “Well, please don’t. Don’t do that.” (14:44)

• Audio Non-Sequiturs

  • They play a humorous, out-of-context news clip requested by Nelson: “We should start a list of these. Like that one. And ‘look at all these cars.’” (18:47–19:04)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Workplace Appropriateness:

  • Bob: “If you had that [mug] at your place of business, would that be considered sexual harassment?” (03:36)
  • Tom: “Hopefully he works with cool people.” (03:45)

• On Dog Flatulence:

  • Bob: "Certain dog farts...I have actually gotten up in the middle of the night because I…went, okay, there’s been an accident. Something has pooped..." (07:05)
  • Kristi: "It was so bad. The fart was so bad." (07:34)
  • Chick: "It's not that it's so real, it's, like, so offensive." (08:11)

• On Regional Vocabulary:

  • Bob: “Pothole is by far the preferred term, unless you live in certain parts of the Midwest…” (14:49)
  • Tom: “I love stuff like that. It's worldwide.” (14:59)

• On Nostalgia:

  • Scott’s Coach (as retold by Chick): “You better watch out for this young man. He has two nationalities, Roman hands and Russian fingers.” (05:32)
  • Bob: “That is so funny. What a classic.” (06:02)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:04 — Listener letters: Coffee mug story
• 05:32 — High school football coach’s joke
• 06:19 — Golden retriever/fart-cop-out ticket story
• 08:33 — Alpaca shimmy segment
• 11:10 — Mr. Fister callback
• 11:33 — Dishwasher-related marital woes
• 14:38 — Letter about Tom’s use of “chuckle”
• 15:48 — Discussion about “bubblers” vs. “water fountains”
• 18:42 — Weird news clip/audio non-sequiturs

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Tone & Style

The show’s conversational style is riddled with self-deprecating humor, callbacks, puns, and zingers tailored to their long-time audience. The group’s willingness to riff on seemingly mundane topics elevates listener stories to comedic gold. Their camaraderie and quick-witted asides make routine topics (like dishwashers and dog farts) genuinely funny.

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Conclusion

This B&T Extra episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM experience, meandering delightfully through listener letters, workplace misadventures, animal hijinks, and peculiar regionalisms, all peppered with offbeat humor and nostalgia. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the show, the episode guarantees laughs and a healthy dose of relatable everyday absurdity.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Listener letters, a coffee cup and alpaca shimmy. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Random Caller/Guest]

going to hear at a party. Hey, when you're done throwing up, can you drive me home?

[Bob Kevoian]

I' that at a party.

[Random Caller/Guest]

Hey, who knows how to play some folk guitar? The clogged toilet. That was me. Hey, the keg's dry. But I think we've all had enough. Oh yeah. Listen, I hate to waste time, so who here besides me has herpes?

[Chick McGee]

Same because then you can match up.

[Random Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the neighbors are on the phone. They want to hear some Skinner. I can't hear the coked up guy talking. I want to hit on her, but she's so drunk and finally put down the gun. Or no more Yahtzee.

[Christopher]

We know what you need.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra time. Now for us to get to our letters.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Joe in Columbus. Oh no. Columbus, Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and sorry to bother you at work. I just wanted to show you my work coffee mug. And I've been listening since the 1980s when you first started.

[Bob Kevoian]

Says it's got a picture of a doctor and then it says, what chick?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, have you seen my wiener? Joe says I even took cassettes with me when I was stationed in Germany.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Kristi Lee]

Thank you, Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for all the line.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, if you had that at this. At the station. Sorry? If you had that at your place of business, would that be considered sexual harassment?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some would say.

[Random Caller/Guest]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Hopefully he works with cool people.

[Chick McGee]

A trigger or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was an incident. I can't give too much detail. There was an incident here a few years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Coffee mug or.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, someone had a collection of magazines. Oh, in a. In an. In a bathroom that was a men's room technically. Sure. In a different part of it. This is a very old building with four or five sections and somebody finally.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say had?

[Tom Griswold]

Like it was.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. There's. But there's still.

[Chick McGee]

There's still.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wouldn't touch one with a hazmat suit on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I can't comment on the. Let's just say the. The person who was offended is no longer here.

[Kristi Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, alive, but no longer here. Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure? Are you sure? She's.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine that person is making some other office miserable. I don't know this person, but I. Let's. Assumption of mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

More letters. You can reach us, of course, Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

must have been some no discuss clause.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I gotta look I that feeling too.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, we'll tell you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Trust me. Trust me on this.

[Kristi Lee]

What he's talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Trust me on this job.

[Chick McGee]

My name's Scott, from Lexington. Lexington, Kentucky, in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. Beautiful country.

[Kristi Lee]

Hi, Scott.

[Chick McGee]

Lexington.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love Lexington.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, somebody wants to move to Lexington.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the Athens of the West.

[Chick McGee]

Have a string of polo ponies.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, what do you think? You mentioned Columbus, Ohio, and Columbus, Indiana. What do you think the closest cities with the same name are in America? Because there's. There's Lexington, Virginia, man. I don't know. Something to contemplate. We'll get to that coming up. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Back to your letter from New York and Rome.

[Kristi Lee]

Stick to one thing.

[Chick McGee]

I was in high school back in the 80s. I was on the football team. And if you were caught sitting with a girl at lunch, the coach would come up, sit down, look the girl straight in the eyes, and would Say, you better watch out for this young man. He has two nationalities, Roman hands and Russian fingers. The coach would get up and walk away laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's all new.

[Chick McGee]

Just blocked me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a guide to coaches? Because every coach in America, I love them. That is so funny. What a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so great.

[Christopher]

Great letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much once again.

[Chick McGee]

If you'd like to use it in your day to day life. Roman hands and Russian fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys want a golden retriever story? This comes to us from Jay in Lake Mills. Oh, the other day, I was driving home from northern Wisconsin and got pulled over by the state patrol. Oh, boy, is statey. As I pulled over and stopped, one or both of my golden retrievers let go of some gas. Oh, I started laughing. When the officer knocked on the window, he asked what was so funny. I said, my dogs just farted, and it smells like death in here. The police officer caught a whiff, turned around and said, have a good day. No ticket, says Jay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, that is a rare, rare occurrence. But what a great day. You're gonna have a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That doesn't get much better, you know,

[Bob Kevoian]

hey, the cop's a working guy. He doesn't have to look. He's got to put up with a bunch of jackasses all day long, right? He goes, you know something? I'm not gonna put up with dog farts. And I'll tell you what, there are certain dog farts that I have actually gotten up in the middle of the night because I. I went, okay, there's been an accident. Something has pooped in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

And it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's just dog flatulence.

[Kristi Lee]

It happened yesterday to my husband. He was taking the dogs to doggy daycare, and the older dog, Leo, got in the car and he said, I honestly thought he had had an accident. It was so bad. The fart was so bad.

[Tom Griswold]

The Boston terrier I lived with, you

[Chick McGee]

imagine what happened there. Oh, you better get up and take those dogs. I'm just about. Andy, why don't you do something around.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

The Boston I lived with for a while would fart like Nell Carter, and he couldn't stand it. Oh, he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd get up and leave.

[Tom Griswold]

And leave. Yeah, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

My. My beautiful big sweetie. She's gonna be 13 and she started to have some gas. We call her your highness.

[Random Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And boy, it's. Yeah, it's not that it's so real. It's, like, so offensive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it really is.

[Chick McGee]

It just unbelievable. That's what I mean about it being vindictive. Y' all wait till dinner. They know the door dash is here.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy.

[Kristi Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Do yourself a favor. I know you love alpacas, but go online and search for something called the alpaca shimmy. Oh, have you heard about this?

[Kristi Lee]

I have not.

[Chick McGee]

When an alpaca gets a treat that they love, specifically food, they actually shimmy. It is very cute.

[Kristi Lee]

Do they shake their butt?

[Chick McGee]

Genie from Ocala, Florida, we have a video depiction. Watch your shimmy.

[Random Caller/Guest]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of shakes like she's. Oh, got good chills.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is.

[Chick McGee]

What is a quick treat?

[Kristi Lee]

They've been shorn. Those alpacas have been.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, it's like they're having a seizure. Maybe a yummy reaction to the food.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you call excitations.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, in the. In the great Beach Boy song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good Vibrations. That's what Excitation.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it here.

[Chick McGee]

Give it here. That's another one.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the evolutionary meaning of boom?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love that? Just a sign of happiness.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

How could you not want those?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys, I kind of do that immediately after

[Bob Kevoian]

coitus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you kind of shake it off a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, do you throw that. You throw the T shirt on the floor, or do you look?

[Tom Griswold]

He said, well, that would be coitus. That wouldn't be coitus, would it?

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be so loose, you don't wipe yourself down. Okay, I'm sorry. Oh, I see we have more. More mail. Of course. What this is comes to us from Mike in Virginia Beach. Hey, Mike.

[Kristi Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mike had to travel.

[Tom Griswold]

He wanted to weigh in at VA Beach, I call it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then, of course, you want to go to VB beach, then VC Beach. But be very careful at VD Beach.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Be careful at VC Beach.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that show with Dana Delaney. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Okay, where was I? China Beach.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember China Beach? That was a good show.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes. Somebody was just talking about it the other day. I think you can find it.

[Chick McGee]

It's about time that came back. Said no one ever. Tom, what's up?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a more serious version of mash.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mike from Virginia beach, which I had to travel to Washington, D.C. last week.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I jumped into the shower at my hotel room, and I noticed the shower valve had a label on it, ladies and gentlemen. It was a Fister. I immediately saying out loud to myself, yes, I'm a 59 year old man. It was 5am and I sang, including the silly laugh at the end, the Mr. Fister jingle. Mr. Fister.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mr. Fister.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome, Mike.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember the silly laugh at the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's you.

[Chick McGee]

Is it me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Play it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Mr. Fister.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mr. Fister. Oh, yeah, you.

[Chick McGee]

That's my Ed McMahon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now are we allowed to play the entire Mr. Fister piece anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perhaps we can dig that up.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, you got

[Tom Griswold]

to break a few eggs.

[Chick McGee]

This is from. This is Matt from Dallas County, Iowa. Hey, chick. My wife is making me do the dishes. I'm standing here doing the dishes and I can't. I can't help but think, ain't no way to live, boy. Thank you, Matt. I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, did you guys see the movie the Breakup with Vince Vaughn and Jennifer? It's really good. And she is upset with him because he wouldn't do the dishes. And then he did the dishes and she was still mad and he was like, what are you mad about? I did the dishes. And she goes, I want you to want to do the dishes.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big deal.

[Kristi Lee]

Not just to do them because I asked or wanted you to do it. Want to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, it's kind of the semi opposite. I like doing the dishes.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then I'll do them. And I'm the type, I pretty much clean them completely, then put them in the dishwasher.

[Chick McGee]

And then you don't want anyone else to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want anyone near me touching the dishes except the dogs who are licking them.

[Chick McGee]

And I could see why you put them in the dishwasher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'll go into my office to do something, come back, and someone's rearranged the dishwasher. Oh, boy.

[Kristi Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you re. Do you re rearrange it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, because the new. The new arrangement is probably significantly better.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow. But I like to. I like to. I don't like to overfill that my sister could put my entire kitchen in a dishwasher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like, it's like the gag where the clowns get out of the car. You know, she just crams. I liked a lot of air in there.

[Chick McGee]

If.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

If you ever would want to take a therapist seriously, you place a lot of importance. This is casual observation on my. On my behalf you place a lot of importance on experiences and goings on that your mother and your sister going on around.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I've mentioned this story before. My mother had a serious problem, and she was recovering.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she was staying in an assisted living facility, which she loved, by the

[Chick McGee]

way she was trying to hide from you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought she had her own kitchen and she'd been recovered. My mother never cursed at all. And I went to see them. And my sister had been staying with my mom. And Jan is the type that would spend an entire week of dishes before she'd run it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I could tell my mother was recovering when she said, GD Jani, start the GD Dishwasher, for God's sake. Hey, Mom's back. Okay, very good.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, I've solved the lady marmalade problem. All right, Christina Aguilera, pink. Missy Elliot, that's the intro. And Lil Kim, little Kim is the

[Chick McGee]

person we were forgetting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, how could we forget Lil Kim?

[Kristi Lee]

How could we forget her?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it lady marmalade or Marmalade? Marmalade. Marmalade.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They go. They go full marmalade.

[Kristi Lee]

What does that do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that Frenchie?

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's a hookah. Much like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know, but I mean the word marmalade, Miss Kitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that how they say it in France? Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Kristi Lee]

Maybe not.

[Chick McGee]

Sure it's all based on Miss Kitty

[Bob Kevoian]

and Gunsmo, but I do like the original.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Every time Tom uses the word chuckle, I want to drive into an embankment.

[Chick McGee]

Well, please don't. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, don't, because.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I Googled it.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pothole is by far the preferred term, unless you live in certain parts of the Midwest, which Christie said. Yeah. When I grew up, it was chuck hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, I always. I love stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's worldwide. We had the story out of England with the. The guy, the graffiti artist, drawing the phalluses, the primitive phalluses around Chuckles in order to draw attention to them. And they were getting filled.

[Random Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know what the problem was?

[Chick McGee]

Primitive. They were.

[Tom Griswold]

We saw the photo, they had filled it, but now that penis was still there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that spray paint, if anything, it drew more attention to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a couple doozies right in your hair, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, for sure. They're working on them.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy Todd in Wichita goes on to say it's almost like most states with hallway water access, meaning a drinking fountain or A water fountain. He said in Wisconsin and Rhode island they call them bubblers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've heard of the water fountain called a bubble.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of a bubbler.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't either. There's a water fountain in this. Oh, they took it out. I forgot.

[Kristi Lee]

There's a water fountain here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they took it out.

[Chick McGee]

There was. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, I think they took it out because it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was put in after you left the first time, and then they took it out before you got back.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay. Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird. I would use it a couple times. I used it a couple times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You guys never.

[Bob Kevoian]

In all the years I never used it.

[Chick McGee]

I peed in it one.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know.

[Kristi Lee]

Where was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there. I'll show you.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, the one I use.

[Kristi Lee]

You don't have to finish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you going? No, no, go.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going to insult yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I. I'm setting myself up potentially for insults or doubts or something. There's a gym and I. I will use the water fountain. There's annually. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

The anniversary trip to the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just go in there when I'm thirsty. When I just need a little water, I just. I pretend like I am a member and I just get a drink and leave.

[Random Caller/Guest]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You're Bob and top show immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we got to applaud how quick Tom was annually.

[Chick McGee]

It was quick and it was as predicted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was amazing. Interpreted.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Chick. This email for you. I was dropping my dog off at the groomer this morning. A big milk truck parked across the street. Oh, right on. That's from Ben in Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pasteurized.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dear Bob, it's hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is up to your neck.

[Chick McGee]

This is for Tom. I was on vacation last week. Tom. What did I miss?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's a long list.

[Chick McGee]

You. You love doing it, catching people up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. I'm happy to do that. You want to sit yourself? This is an interesting request. This comes to us from a guy first name Nelson. Ah, that is a distinguished Nelson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But there is the bully in the Simpsons named Nelson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And of course, probably based on the. The half Nelson or the full Nelson.

[Kristi Lee]

No, there's the band on I Dream of Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Admiral Nelson.

[Kristi Lee]

Admiral.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's the band Nelson.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hear they broke up. So they're. They're each going out with their own tour called Hefnils. Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

You know, how can you not love that guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Just unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy has a very unusual Request, which I'm going to feature for you right now. This is. I can't really read the record. I'm just going to play it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you please play this clip?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you weren't gonna read anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, I.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna read what it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you please play this clip? Then there's a colon with the title of the clip.

[Chick McGee]

Well, just go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a three. It's three seconds long.

[Chick McGee]

This is almost here.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll count to three.

[Kristi Lee]

Why would you do something like this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we loved that lady. It was like a drunk driver or something drove off. Yeah, yeah. And she just could not believe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, remember, we should start a list of these. Like that one. And look at all these cars.

[Kristi Lee]

They're all mess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love that one.

[Chick McGee]

The non sequitur of audio. And. And just saying hello. How are things in the produce department, Amy?

[Bob Kevoian]

That one.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, random. The list goes on.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you seek?

[Chick McGee]

Are you seek?

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll give. This will give the boys something to do.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

The Hammer ALLEY podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

An 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.

[Kristi Lee]

Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Chick McGee]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm looking for a music video.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a band from 1987, Hammer Alley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ever heard of them?

[Chick McGee]

To rock bottom?

[Random Caller/Guest]

Dude, I was born in 1987.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't believe he's doing this. Hammer Alley.

[Tom Griswold]

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