B&T Extra: Letters, a Frog joke, & Frozen Iguana

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Letters, a Frog joke, & Frozen Iguana
Date: February 12, 2026
Hosts: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy, Josh Arnold

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra episode delivers the classic light-hearted, irreverent banter of The BOB & TOM Show, focusing on listener letters, a notoriously punny frog joke, and news about frozen iguanas—plus plenty of riffing on odd pet laws, funeral home pranks, and everyday mishaps. Expect playful back-and-forths among the cast, quick diversions into nostalgia, and a heap of dad jokes, all with a pinch of the show’s signature Midwestern absurdism.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sid Mashburn Shirts, Underwear Jokes, and “Chuffed” (01:09 – 03:09)

• Sid Mashburn Fashion Chat: Tom is teased about his red Sid Mashburn shirt, with Bob mentioning he mostly wears blue and black Sid Mashburn shirts, leading to playful joking about lesser-known underwear brands.
• British Vocabularly: A listener email compliments the show and uses the word "chuffed" to describe their happiness, confusing some, then prompting a brief discussion of "chuffed" (means “pleased” in British English) and its opposite, "gutted".
  • Quote:
    "I was so chuffed when Josh did the punchline to the frog joke. My dad told me that joke when I was a kid. I nearly spit out my coffee." – Email from listener Ali (02:32)

2. The Frog Joke(s) (03:10 – 05:11)

• Joke Setup and Variations:
  Tom tells the infamous “knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan” joke—spinning two versions:
  1. Classic Version: Frog offers odd collateral (a family heirloom knickknack) at a bank and the manager gives the punchline.
     • Quote:
       "That’s a knickknack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan." – Tom Griswold (04:00)
  2. Mick Jagger Version: The frog drops that his father is Mick Jagger, generating the final pun:
     • "Give the frog a loan—his old man’s a rolling stone." – Tom (05:02)
• Joke Analysis:
  The group debates which version is funnier, with Chick preferring the simpler original.

3. Frozen Iguanas, Baseball, and Winter Storms (06:06 – 07:22)

• Listener Letter:
  A listener notes the Palm Beach minor league team (affiliated with the St. Louis Cardinals) will play as the "Frozen Iguanas" (06:06).
• Weather Chat:
  Brief talk of a serious ice storm heading for Texas to the Carolinas, segueing into jokes about how ice affects Florida and recapping a previous story involving iguanas and cold snaps.

4. Funerals, Hearse Drive-Thrus, and Pranks (07:22 – 10:08)

• Hearse at the Drive-Thru:
  The crew recounts a story about a hearse going through a drive-thru per the deceased’s last wish (07:22).
• Workplace Prank:
  A listener from Delaware shares a story about being pranked by a coworker hiding in a hearse.
  • Quote:
    “A coworker jumped from the back and grabbed my shoulder, screaming. I yelled the loudest yell of my life.” – Listener Ryan (09:30)
• Pranks in Funeral Homes:
  Jokes about how funeral homes are ripe for unexpected pranks, with Chick remarking every class has someone destined for "funeral sciences."

5. Pet Accidents, Possum Encounters, and Exotic Animal Laws (13:03 – 16:37)

• Python and Pet Misidentification:
  Recounting the story of a woman in Australia who mistook a massive python for her dog (13:05).
• Possum Story:
  Listener Aaron from Ohio writes in about mistaking a possum for the neighbor’s cat under his chair, triggering a scare and mutual fright (13:27–14:07).
• Pet Discussion:
  The crew swaps stories on household pets, including how many dogs is “too many” before it's considered a kennel (15:26).
• Exotic Pet Laws:
  Bob and Tom riff on how state laws regulate the number of dogs (five max), but place no legal limit on chimpanzees and, in some states, even tigers (15:44–16:14).
  • Quote:
    “You can only have five dogs, but you can have 65 chimpanzees without a license.” – Tom Griswold (15:52)
• Jim Jones Factoid:
  Sidestep into the history nugget that cult leader Jim Jones once sold monkeys door-to-door, leading to a fact check about the origins of the “drinking the Kool-Aid” phrase (it was actually Flavor Aid).

6. Listeners’ Letters and Life Imitating Commercials (11:06 – 11:54)

• Bill Glass (“Don’t Become Your Parents”):
  Listener Vicki relates a cruise ship story where her husband mimicked the “don’t become your parents” Progressive commercials, prompting banter about Bill Glass, the actor from the ad campaign.
• Behind-the-scenes Drama:
  Listener Kristen asks if anyone has ever quit or been fired live on air. The hosts recall comedians walking out, Chick’s annual joke “retirement,” and Tom nearly being asked to leave over an “HR lady” (11:45–12:26).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the Frog Joke:
  “That’s a knickknack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan.” – Tom Griswold (04:00)
• On Pet Law Absurdities:
  “You can only have five dogs, but you can have 65 chimpanzees without a license.” – Tom Griswold (15:52)
• On Workplace Pranks:
  “A coworker jumped from the back [of the hearse] and grabbed my shoulder, screaming. I yelled the loudest yell of my life.” – Listener Ryan (09:30)
• On Possum Surprises:
  “This particular night...I looked down and it was a gigantic possum. I have never jumped off a chair quicker.” – Listener Aaron (13:40)
• On ‘Don’t Become Your Parents’:
  “I immediately looked at him and said, don’t become your parents.” – Listener Vicki (11:27)

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Key Timestamps

| Time | Segment Summary | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:09 | Sid Mashburn shirts, underwear jokes, and banter | | 02:32 | Listener letter—"chuffed" and the frog joke punchline | | 03:10 | The frog joke(s) told and analyzed | | 06:06 | Letter about the Palm Beach “Frozen Iguanas” baseball team | | 07:22 | Hearse drive-thru, funeral home workplace pranks | | 11:06 | Listener stories: “Don’t Become Your Parents” commercials | | 11:54 | Has anyone quit or been fired on-air? | | 13:03 | Python mistaken for a dog, listener possum scare | | 15:26 | Pet limits, dog versus chimp Laws, Jim Jones trivia |

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Tone & Atmosphere

The tone is fast, warm, and loaded with off-the-cuff jokes, slightly edgy but never mean-spirited. The hosts bounce easily between embracing dad-joke-level puns and delivering nostalgic or oddball personal anecdotes, all the while riffing on listener emails and current weird news.

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Episode Value

This episode is a snapshot of everything BOB & TOM: a lively, joke-filled exchange with a few gems from both the hosts and the audience, peppered with memorable one-liners and reminders that much of life’s comedy comes from the strangest places—whether it’s a frog in a bank, a possum under your chair, or a sudden infestation of frozen iguanas.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back.

[Christopher]

It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Letters, a frog joke, and frozen iguanas. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Take the exit, turn right into the drive thru.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. I'm making dinner tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have time. Josh has practice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just get a salad and fries.

[Tom Griswold]

No, just the salad.

[Josh Arnold]

But salad cancels. Fries.

[Tom Griswold]

Salad only. Fries. Salad, fries.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, can I get the fries?

[Bob Kevoian]

Salad?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

See my new show on Animal Planet where I travel the country eating the state bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom Extra.

[Chick McGee]

Tom continuing to wear his red in quotes shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I found another one. Nice, clean and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hold it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Is that a Sid Mash?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's another Sid Mash.

[Chick McGee]

It's another Sid Mashburn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sid, my man.

[Chick McGee]

Sid can do no wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I normally wear just blue and black Sid Mashburn shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had a Sid Mashburn. My underwear is all Stan Dickburn. It's made from.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, what is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Burlap? Is what.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the. What's the great joke about the tube.

[Chick McGee]

Steak covered in cotton or what is.

[Tom Griswold]

It smothered in underwear?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, tube steak smothered in underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

God. What's the one about the DNA check? What was that? What's that one?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Doctor needed a urine sample, a stool sample, semen sample, and a blood sample.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't forget the blood sample.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it says, oh, here's my underwear. That's right. Well, you wouldn't work for you, Christy.

[Christy]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

At least three of the four I.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a letter about jokes if you guys want to start those.

[Chick McGee]

I would love listener emails. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning. Says Alfre Woodard. Oh, no, Ali. Sorry, Ali.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Alfred, she's a great little. She's in the Last Frontier right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Alfre Woodard's a wonderful actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's. She's 73.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like 50.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

She says, I was listening to Monday show. I was, and this is a great word. You don't Hear it enough. I was so chuffed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, chuffed, yes, yes.

[Christy]

I don't think I've ever heard that word.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. It sounds kind of negative, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a England. It is English. An English person.

[Tom Griswold]

I was chuffed to bits or. Yeah.

[Christy]

What does it mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Pleased? Satisfied. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I was gutted.

[Tom Griswold]

I was so chuffed when Josh did the punchline to the give a frog alone joke. My dad told me that joke when I was a kid. I nearly spit out my coffee. Love you guys. Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? It was the joke again.

[Tom Griswold]

I only gave the punchline. But I can give you a quick version of the joke if you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those that. The setup immediately makes me laugh. A frog walks into a bank. And I like to think he walks. He's not hopping. No, he's walking on his spindly little legs with a cane.

[Chick McGee]

When he's in the human world, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Walks into a bank, and he sits down at the desk of one Patty Black, a great bank employee.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Patty says, how can I help you today, Mr. Frog there? And he says, well, I need a loan. And she says, okay, happy to give you a loan. Do you have any collateral? He says, boy, do I. And he takes off his top hat, and underneath his top hat is a tiny little tchotchke. And he says, this little thing has been in my. My family for generations, and it's worth a lot. And I sentimentally. And so therefore, it's my collateral for this loan. She goes, I don't think I can give you a loan based on that kind of collateral, because why don't you check with your. Your manager there? And the manager, she goes, I don't even know what this is. And the manager comes over and says, well, let me take a look at that. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah. Everything's on the up and up here. And Patty says, what do you mean? I don't know what this thing is. I can't give the frog any money for this. And the manager looked at her and said, that's a knickknack, Patty Black. Give the frog alone. Now, there's a second version. There is another version where the frog, at one point during the conversation, admits that his father.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Is none other than Mick Jagger.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. Is this the one? I think it is, really?

[Tom Griswold]

So the manager would then say, because if the client, if that collateral is not enough, he at least has Mick Jagger to maybe even co. Sign for a loan. The Manager would say it's a knickknack Patty Black. Give the frog alone his old man's a rolling stone.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. I like the first version a little better because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It gets more sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's getting too involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the one, what is the one where the guy stumbles upon the actor, Dennis Weaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And. And he's being sodomized by Hugh Hefner. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, I love that one. Hey, Hugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you, you.

[Chick McGee]

Now that requires you to do some homework.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a time though that must have just immediately.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Killed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

52.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that? No, it would have been the NBC Mystery Movie.

[Christy]

Dennis Weaver.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much for the nice letters. We have more of them. Do you have one over there?

[Chick McGee]

Chick? Dear Bob and Tom show, especially Joshua. Hello on Monday show. I'm just catching up on the podcast. You guys were talking about iguanas freezing and falling off of trees. Since Josh is from St. Louis, a big Cardinals fan, he may like to know when the Cardinals are in their Palm beach minor league team, they will change their name and mascot to the Frozen Iguanas for some games this season.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, that's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Get a frozen iguana hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of the birds on the bat, the Cardinal on the bat. One of the logos is a frozen iguana hanging upside down on a baseball bat. I'd love to have you. I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Get on that to get us now.

[Bob Kevoian]

On a semi serious not note, there is a huge. They're anticipating a gigantic storm primarily like from Texas to the Carolinas with they were concerned about a lot of ice.

[Christy]

This weekend, freezing rain that could, a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lot of power lines are going to be down. So pretty scary stuff. But is that going to. I wonder if that's going to affect Florida again. I didn't look at the map. Yeah, we'll, we'll get to. So I don't know if there'll be any more freezing iguanas, but if there are, you're just supposed to leave them alone. We had a news story yesterday about a hearse going through a drive through.

[Christy]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a casket, a loaded casket inside, I would imagine.

[Christy]

I'm not sometimes not unusual.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have to have a, they have a last minute errand or something.

[Tom Griswold]

And this was per the family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the family had asked the guy one, his last, his last, I guess whatever, coffee from McDonald's or something. But here this Is from Ryan in Delaware. All right. And Delaware, of course famous in the state song. Chick, would you mind?

[Chick McGee]

What did Delaware boys? I don't know. Alaska. That is one awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was so forced.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you remember what it turns out she wore.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Josh, go.

[Tom Griswold]

A brand new Jersey.

[Bob Kevoian]

A brand new Jersey. Oh, it's the fact that it's so.

[Tom Griswold]

Forced is why I think it's.

[Chick McGee]

And then she got.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess so.

[Chick McGee]

Then she got thirsty and had a. But not really thirsty. So she had a mini soda.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, Perry Como, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Perry Como. Nailed that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Written by Mrs. Brack's third grade glass.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, what did Delaware Tell us?

[Chick McGee]

Tell us. Ah, Perry, here he comes.

[Tom Griswold]

She wore a brand new Jersey for a friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

And everyone is white here. Listen to the way they sing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's where they get down. Break it down, boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they get them all in? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think any drill sergeant ever made that made his platoon do this.

[Chick McGee]

Why did California.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's weak.

[Tom Griswold]

What she called to say makes me laugh. Me too. Cuz that is the weakest one.

[Bob Kevoian]

It makes me.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're weakest. Why? It's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event, Orion took the time and trouble to write us from Delaware. I worked in a collision shop when I was in high school. There was a hearse in there one day from the local funeral home. My boss asked me to pull it out of the shop. As I proceeded toward the door, a CO worker jumped from the back of the hearse and grabbed me by the shoulder, screaming. I yelled the loudest yell of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

So funny. Just a prank.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Terrifying to fortitude.

[Chick McGee]

I. I submit those are the best workplace pranks. Or a funeral home.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you.

[Christy]

Wouldn't you. I would think.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of things popping up out of nowhere, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh man.

[Chick McGee]

When you get used to it like having sandwiches while you're working and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But movies. You always see the me or somebody just doing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. But just because you don't want. There has to be some kind of protocol. You don't do certain things with the box.

[Chick McGee]

You agree that.

[Christy]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Almost every high school class there's one guy you can tell is going to go into funeral sciences or whatever. Whatever they call it. I had. I had a guy in my class.

[Christy]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

And he.

[Chick McGee]

And turned out he. Exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He was a funeral. He's a funeral director right now. Yeah. You didn't have any, dear.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you probably had.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I hesitate to tell you that. Yeah. I was. I had Worked for a brief period for a guy that was doing a lot of lawn service. He needed someone for a couple of weeks, and one of the other guys was a student of that. And he literally had a vanity plate. And this is before vanity plates were popular. He had a vanity plate that said casket. Really probably still has it. And he's probably still burying folk. Yeah.

[Christy]

That's a tough program to go through. It's hard to get in and it's hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sure it takes a certain type of person. That would not be on my list.

[Christy]

I have a letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, go ahead, Christy.

[Christy]

This is from Vicki. Remember we had Bill Glass on the show?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bill Glass. Not the late great football player, but the actor from Noah.

[Christy]

Oh, the progressive guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you don't. 99% of people don't know who Bill Glass is, but 100% do if they see him, he's the plays. The guy saying, don't be like your parents in the progressive commercials.

[Christy]

Well, they were. She and her husband were on a cruise last week and she said. We were on the elevator and my husband was calling off the deck numbers for others to get off. I immediately looked at him and said, don't become your parents.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Oh, and it turns out Bill Glass is a good friend of Drew Powell.

[Christy]

Yeah, he sure is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our actor buddy Drew. Dear Bob and Tom show, has anybody ever quit on the air or been fired?

[Christy]

Chick quits once a week.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Kristen from Appleton, Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had comedians walk out.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have had. I know of at least one.

[Chick McGee]

At least one absolute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just got up and left.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I've heard tell of other comedians being asked to leave.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

In polite ways, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

And I retire at the end of every year.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Before we go on vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than that. An employee, though? No, right.

[Christy]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even behind the scenes?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. We've asked. We have asked several comedians to leave.

[Tom Griswold]

I've come close to being asked to leave.

[Chick McGee]

I think you were asked to leave and you came back.

[Christy]

You weren't invited back for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

That is true. Two days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, I think that was.

[Chick McGee]

It was longer than that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe that was the lady from hr. Well, she's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

What can I do?

[Bob Kevoian]

They have certain.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has this. You asked the lady from HR out, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, oh, boy. I gotta take you and those boobs out. What are you, Jewish?

[Chick McGee]

Gotta feed those. How do you feel about the phrase tig old bitties? How do you feel about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. We had a story. Was it yesterday? About the python?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was it again?

[Christy]

There was a lady in Australia who thought her dog was laying on her chest and she went to pet it and it didn't feel like a dog. And her husband turned on the light and yelled, don't move, it's a python. Turned out to be an eight foot python that had slithered in through the second floor of window. You think it was so large, the tail was still hanging out part of the window.

[Chick McGee]

You think a python is your dog? That's a good night's sleep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're groggy a little bit. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Aaron in Perrysburg, Ohio. Couple of summers ago, I was sitting on my back patio having a cocktail and a cigar while scrolling on my phone.

[Christy]

All right, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our next door neighbors have an outdoor cat named Richard. That's funny. This cat is extremely friendly and will often keep me company for a few minutes before he resumes hunting for mice and chipmunks. This particular night, I felt Richard rubbing against my leg, which is not unusual. I reached down to give him a little patient, looked down and it was a gigantic possum. I have never jumped off a chair quicker. The possum went bolting the other direction.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been face to snout with a possum?

[Christy]

I love possums.

[Tom Griswold]

And it hissed at me so bad. And it did, it did creep me out.

[Chick McGee]

But they're hideous.

[Christy]

Good to have in your yard. They take care of a lot of insects.

[Chick McGee]

What do you. They mow the yard. What are you talking.

[Christy]

They take care of some dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like to think Richard saw this possum when. Hey, hey, come here, man. Do me a favor.

[Chick McGee]

Want to play a drawer?

[Bob Kevoian]

Aaron, Aaron, Will. Aaron, Will. He'll defecate.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a buddy of mine, his drawers.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you can pull this trick on him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, sure. It's cool, it's cool. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's my friend. But this will be good.

[Bob Kevoian]

That reminds me at a dog moment the other day, but Kelly's birthday is going on and heart, our daughter is about to turn 10. But I asked Hart the other day, what, what should we get mom for her birthday? Oh, and Hart looks at me and she goes, another dog? Well, you know, we have this little guy here. We've also got this, this golden retriever.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been training her to answer? And she goes, little dog, I want.

[Bob Kevoian]

To get a golden. Another golden retriever. But I want a gold one this time, not a white one. So I ran that by Kelly. Yeah.

[Christy]

How'd that go?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not gonna happen. We have reached our.

[Tom Griswold]

Our.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our dog.

[Christy]

We two dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We're down. We're down to two. So we're gonna. We're. This is our.

[Tom Griswold]

How many can you have before it's a kennel.

[Christy]

Five.

[Bob Kevoian]

Five.

[Chick McGee]

He had so many at one point, we couldn't say on the air how many dogs he had.

[Bob Kevoian]

There were. There were six in there. Yeah.

[Christy]

You're only.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a couple of them. A couple of them were small.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That makes a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know in this state there's no law as to how many chimpanzees you can own?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's true.

[Chick McGee]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

You can only have five dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can have 65 chimpanzees without a license. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good circus hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

And also, I think. I'm not sure about tigers in this state.

[Christy]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are several states where you're allowed to have them. I know There's a sanctuary 50 miles that way. Yeah, I'd like to go visit.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's update these books, fellas.

[Christy]

Yeah. We learned that the city will. Where we live, they monitor your flock of chickens. You can only have so many chickens within the city limits. But chimpanzees, whatever, as many as you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

But chickens has never bitten anybody's face off.

[Chick McGee]

So you know this. There used to be a door to door salesman. Monkeys. Door to door.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fascinating story.

[Christy]

And you know who it was?

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jim Jones.

[Chick McGee]

People's temple.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, in defense of Kool Aid, it wasn't Kool Aid. So drinking the Kool Aid is not accurate.

[Chick McGee]

It was flavoring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes, yes. Much the way gerrymander should be gerrymander. But let's not get to loosen up.

[Tom Griswold]

The purse strings there and get the Kool Aid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on. If you're if their last drink, for.

[Tom Griswold]

God's sake, you can't take it with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Use real, real sugar.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extra.

[Christopher]

This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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