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Let's go to letters. I mentioned yesterday that my youngest brother Joey Wednesday, I once saw running full speed and he stepped on the end of a rake and the handle came up and hit him right in the face. And it was one of my all time favorite memories. Well, now, wait a minute. Is this a listener mail? Yes. While the cat's away. Lister mail. They sent us some mail. Lister sent us a lot of mail. All right, all right. Cut that out. Well done. You're not having fun. The same thing happened to me. Says Diane. Kind of hurt you stepped on a rake. Garden hoe for her. Oh, man. Have you ever kind of stepped on a rake, but it didn't come up and hit you in the face? But yeah, enough to go, oh man. If I had really committed. Ever raised up and hit your head on something, I mean, yeah, that's really something. So you open a cabinet door, go down, you come back up, hit that cabinet door or the corner, that corner of it. What I want to know is why, when you watch these movies, why is it when the tough guy is going to get punched and he, he looks at the other tough guy and he butts him in the head with his head and it doesn't seem to hurt the butter, but the buddy is like knocked out. I don't know. There is truth to that. Yeah. Is that like you're prepared? Why don't they knock each other out? I don't know. Yeah, you think it would equally hurt, right? But it doesn't. But the guy who's doing the button is fine. Think about it like a. When babies, you know, they're wobbly necks and they whip back and then hit you in the head, they're fine. Boy, that hurts. Boy, a baby hits you in the nose, that's really smart. That's all the time. That Baby Bjorn where it holds it. It holds it right. And it'll catch you right in the bridge of your nose and just instant tears. Babies can kick your ass. But then you smell their heads and that's that. That'll cure any unhappiness. This is a letter for you, Josh. Hello, Josh. Every time you laugh, it makes me happy inside. Your laugh makes me laugh. I may be married, but I need a night with Josh. Holy mother of gosh. I don't think I've ever been somebody's hall pass. Her subject. Josh, I think I love you. I think I love you. Well, to even the playing field, so to speak. Another listener. Dear Bob and Tom show. I listen to the show on YouTube every morning while working and have to pause during meetings. It seems like every time I pause, it's Josh's face. Oh, sorry. Sometimes I have to share my screen during these meetings, and the first thing people see is his face. Boy, I look kind of sinister there, don't I? You sure do. I look like I'm up to no good. I don't know how, but Josh is messing with me. Show's going great. Thank you, guys. All right. Thank you, Michael. You know, I. I talked about how I identify now as a bald man, but I don't identify as bald as I really am. Does that make sense? No, no, that makes absolute sense. And whenever I see a picture like that, I'm like, oh, dude, it always throws me. I've got. I'm thinning, and I've got a bald back here, and I never know back in the back of my head, there's. And I see myself every now and then. It's like, holy hell, like on a security cam. Who's that old guy? What are you going to do? Yes, Christy. Well, we have one of those Thomisms. You know how Tom can't think of words, right? Sure. This is from Michelle. Was looking all over the other morning for some tweezers and getting madder by the minute when asking the dogs if they knew where they were in the heat of my frustration. Because dogs know everything, right? Dogs know where. They just won't tell you. Right. I forgot what they were called and was saying out loud, where the heck are those face pliers? That's good. She says, thank you, Tom, for infiltrating my daily life. Well, I hope you found them, Michelle. Very nice. Yeah, I feel like a tiny word might be, like, tiny face pliers. Yeah, right. Some sort of modifier. Let's see. Dear Bob, a top show. Josh, you talked wonders about the crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell. Yes. I'm a big fan. Yeah. So much so that I had to try one. I did not care for it. This from Jesse. Okay, so there you go. Well, that's it. Try Taco Bell has a Huge menu. Yeah. You can. Something for everybody. Sure. Yeah. I mean, I think that's one of the reasons I like the Crunchwrap Supreme. It's a little bit of everything in it all wrapped up into a bundle of joy. Do they still sell pintos and cheese? Do you remember you used to get the little. I do remember that. God, I love them. And I never got them. And I always wondered who did. I did. And it was you. And I would put. I'd use the nachos and make nachos out of it. That's real smart. Yeah. What happened to the fiesta? Didn't they have fiesta potatoes or something? Yes. I don't know. With the cheese and. Yes. And onions. Those seemed like they were popular enough to stick around and I don't think they have. And they. Yeah. I don't know what happened. Chick, please, please bring back. How about you? I don't think so, Jesse. This is from Robert. Your story of dancing with the nun reminded me of a sick joke from my childhood. He's 80. Pat, did you. I don't think it's that sick. So I'm going to tell it. Did you hear about. I heard a lot of the show, but I didn't hear about the nuns. Yeah. You want to refresh our memory? Well, basically, at my grade school there were more boys than girls. So if you didn't ask a girl to dance, you had to dance with one of the nuns. I had no idea. I guess you were in Catholic school. Yeah. And Jeff had to dance with one of nuns. And tell Pat the song, please. Lady in Red. Lady in Red. Yeah, I still remember it. Dancing with a nun. Yeah, that's a song. Slow dancing with a nun. The sad part was she was old when I danced with her. She just died last week. Really? Yeah. Did you get it? She just died last week. She did. Sister Teresa Claire. She's a great teacher. She was a wonderful nun. Anybody who just turned in. Yeah, the nun just died last week. And then me cackling like a man. So slow dancing, arms around the nun. No, arms at the waist. Her arms up on my shoulders. Enough room for the Holy Ghost in between. Queen. That's right. Holy Spirit. His joke. What goes black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red. Something about a nun in a razor blade. A wounded nun rolling downhill. She's just wounded. She skipped her D. It's not that bad. She'll be fine. Should we pursue non jokes today? Maybe, maybe not. No. Didn't they call him the Penguin? Call her the Penguin in the Blues Brothers. Yes. Penguin. Penguin wants to meet us. Meet with us. So good. She starts hitting him. One of them cusses and she hits him with a ruler. And then he cusses because of that. And then it's just a festival. She keeps whacking them. This is from Larry. I'd love to hear the clip. Years ago, when the Tibetan monk music synced up with Iron man by Black Sabbath. There is a clip on YouTube back in the day. You are correct, sir. But here's what it sounded like one morning on the Bob and Tom. Oh, these are the monks. Tibetan monks. Yeah. This is the Tibetan sacred temple music. Excuse me. These are actually instruments. Yeah. These are, like big horn things. I'm not one to, you know, take a cultural stance on innate superiority of Western over church music, but I don't know. You can't really sing along with this, can you? Not a big. Not a big argument. Not a big argument there. Where's that one that we were. Now that's an actual monk voice. Oh, is it? That's not an instrument. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Bob. I'm sorry. Get out, Ozzy. Oh, Black Sabbath. Oh, God. I think we can. I think we can segue. I think we can segue this right into Black Sabbath. Hang on a second. It's still gonna rain right here. We need some drums. Wait. Oh, yeah. That was almost too perfect. We're going there. We still got the monks going. Yeah, okay. It sounds great. Oh, yeah. Now that's gonna sell. That's a big hit. Yeah. The Tibetan monks. Oh, yes. Ozzy Osborne from back in the day. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I've been a faithful listener since I was around 5 years old. Today I'm turning 39. I love the show. Love you guys. Give me a shout out if you can. Nope, can't do it. Can't do it, Derek. Sorry. Can't fit it in today. Oh, okay. Good morning, Derek. We just refuse. My husband says, shauna. Shauna. Oh, Shauna. That's o' Donna by. Oh, yeah. We knew. Yeah, we were right there with you. But actually, in Ferris Bueller, do you remember, his sister's name is Shauna. And she says it to Charlie Sheen. Remember, he's the bad boy. Yeah. It's a police station. And then in the background, you hear a chorus. My husband is very afraid of heights. Our local amusement park is a very tall Ferris wheel with open cars that spin like teacups. My gosh, I'd be horrified, man. Well, my husband's daughter was visiting. Oh, Sort of blended family incident. That's a shame. Well, but sometimes in some families, children are favorites of one parent or the other. So maybe that's what this is. It could be the husband and the daughter. Let's just hope the daughter's loved by someone. That's right. You guys doesn't go to bed crying too often. The dad did what I would do. I am afraid of Ferris wheels. That's where this. But I'll ride them. I just get very uncomfortable. He sucked it up and he went up there. And at the top, the daughter started spinning the car and he started screaming, stop it. You're going to unscrew us. And that's. That is how I feel when somebody starts rocking the thing. Oh, yeah. Good morning, Bob. At top show. I've heard. I don't. The people who mention things that I don't pay attention to. I guess it must be me, right? Yeah. I don't know how I miss this way. You. I've heard several emails in the past from listeners telling you how you've ruined their lives. Yeah, I don't remember that. Do you guys remember that? No, Tom, you've ruined my life. I can't pull up. See, I forget that one. I have one right here. Okay. How you ruin their lives. Let me tell you how you ruined my life at work the other day. I sell and design monuments and headstones. Oh. As I was designing a headstone for a lady and her deceased husband, she told me her last name. And I meant to ask her if that was hyphenated, but what came out because of you clowns was. Is that hymenating? Oh, man. I immediately turned red and corrected myself as I noticed a small grin on her face and I acted like nothing happened. Thanks, guys. And according to the marriage date she had on the headstone, she hasn't been hymenated in over 50 years. Just to answer the question. Yeah, that's from someone. It doesn't. He doesn't give his name, but it's the email address has three stooges fanned in the address. So there you go. And you have one. Ruining life Jeff. You guys rock. Just wanted to let you know how Tom ruined a session for me last night. All right. My girlfriend Brittany, 35, who doesn't listen to Rob, Bob and Tom. First Red flag was telling me about an activity she wanted to do in the bedroom. Exotic swing. Oh, my. Which counters all red flags according to Chad. But she referred to our upcoming session as sexy time. And I lost my shoes. Close. I told her Never say that again. I laughed so hard. Then I couldn't get Tom's face out of my head. So, needless to say, erection lost. Just thought you all would like to know Tom is ruining sex for me. Now I expect an apology. That's Chad from Lexington. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I don't think any of us like. I don't like when he calls it sexy times. I don't either. It's a total Borat ripoff. It's. I don't. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Yeah, so. So it is just Tom that's ruined that. There are a lot of. A lot of erections ruined every day because of this show. And speaking of that. Dear Bob and Tom show, driving through Northern Michigan, slash Torch Lake on our family vacation last week, we passed a YMCA camp on a lakeside road. I looked at my wife and said, that's where Tom went to camp. Oh, geez. To which she, of course, asked, how do you know that? He. He. Perenn says, not, who's Tom? Which would be a normal response. Like a normal human. She. She knew what I was talking about. He talks about Camp Hyawenta, hiawento, hiawenta all the time. Hate to say it, but he's right. Michigan is incredible. I guess I've listened to you guys for almost 30 years. Savannah, Georgia to Canton, Ohio to Arkansas to Josh's stomping grounds in St. Louis. Oh, and Josh, by the way, your story on vacation, I don't think Pat heard it. About the. The bird killing the squirrel and you and your brother watching. He says, I saw a bald eagle kill a seagull the other day. Oh, it was fascinating. Good Lord. I wonder if it was midair. Josh is telling the story about an osprey who killed a squirrel, but it was like a hitman. Yes. The osprey was. He just slowly. He did one talon, put the head under the water and drowned it, and just stared at my brother and I while he did it. You're kidding me. It was chilling. It was really something. I heard about the. I'm gonna hopefully say this, right, the falconer. Yes. At your resort. Yes. That was. Did you have a falconer at your. We did not. Oh, yeah. We weren't at a resort. We got a lot of email about falconers at all, apparently. That's a thing. I had no idea. No. Nothing. Following up, though, about the whips hitting iguanas out of trees. We didn't hear much. No. I think that's that guy's choice he wants. He's a weirdo at the whip guy Christy made so weird. I'm not gonna say one way or another but you're right. At the pool that I swam at every morning there were two black crows every morning and it was very off putting. Chris Robinson or another. It was Chris, yes, but not his brother. They don't get along. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care everybody. Football season is here. Oh man. Believe has the podcast to enhance your football experience from the pros. One of the most interesting quarterback rooms to college Michigan is set at eight and a half wins to fantasy. If you feel that way, why didn't you trade them? Become a better fan and listen to the football podcasts from Believe. Just search believe. That's B L E a V podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.