B&T Extra: Letters, a Shatner video, & Dr. Rick's Book

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Letters, a Shatner video, & Dr. Rick's Book
Date: February 18, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Christy, Kelly, Guests)

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra episode delivers a hilarious, meandering bonus segment where the Bob & Tom crew read and riff on fan letters, discuss a viral William Shatner video, and talk about Dr. Rick’s parody “self-help” book from the Progressive commercials. The show’s signature banter covers everything from Super Bowl ads and trivia about Wordle, to memorable “fattest thing I’ve ever done” stories, and nostalgic memories of water sports and diner booths. Expect playful digs, running gags, and that perfectly irreverent Bob & Tom tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Musical Parody & Getting Started

• Christy opens with a playful, original moon-themed croon, delighting the hosts and setting a goofy mood.
• Bob: “Bravo. Very nice. Aw, isn't that nice?” (01:53)

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2. The William Shatner Cereal Video (03:03–04:22)

• The team chats about a viral image of William Shatner eating cereal in his car at a traffic light.
  • Bob: Shares that a listener’s coworker crashed while eating cereal and driving.
  • Tom: “Yeah, but did the cereal cause the wreck? Probably not.” (03:43)
  • Bob relays rumors it might be footage from a Super Bowl commercial shoot, though Tom points out it seems late in the year to film that.
• Kelly: “Or maybe the picture’s old. We don’t know when it was.” (04:14)
• Consensus: Amusement at the oddity, plus speculation about Super Bowl ad timing.

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3. Dr. Rick’s “Unbecoming Your Parents” Book (04:22–05:20)

• Bob happily shares an “advance copy” of the parody self-help book based on the Progressive commercial character, Dr. Rick.
  • “This is a terrific book. I don’t know if this is available yet. This may be an advanced copy… very funny.” (05:07)
• Josh clarifies: Not for sale, just a promo item—making it a collector’s piece.
• Promise to do a reading from the book in the future.

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4. Listener Letters: Stadium Antics, Wordle Hacks, and New York Times Games (05:23–07:45)

• Josh reads a letter describing an arena showing “Mamma Mia” clips and getting the whole crowd dancing to ABBA’s “Dancing Queen.”
• Listener tip: “A great starting Wordle word is RENTS… five of the six Wheel of Fortune starter letters and ends with S.”
  • The crew debates if plurals are valid Wordle answers (Tom: “They don’t use plurals, I guess.” (06:25))
• Kelly mentions NYT’s new two-player Wordle variant—jokingly called “Divorce.”
• General discussion about how Wordle and NYT Connections have become daily obsessions.
  • Tom: “Wordle has about 2 million players a day. Isn’t that something?” (07:24)

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5. Letter Segment: Book Club, Vanity Plates, and Romantic Mishaps

(07:46–10:31)

• Tom reads a letter from “Mike” suggesting a “Bob & Tom Book Club,” voting for “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” as the first read.
  • “Our first book: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. First meeting will be this Sunday at 2:00.” (08:09)
• Another letter: Listener Roland, a retired mortician, has the plate “EMBALMR” (embalmer).
• Two charming, slightly gross listener stories about first dates gone wrong (bird poop at the zoo; water skiing disaster involving cattails).
• Banter about how dangerous (and silly) it can be to hold on to the water skiing rope no matter what.

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6. Water Sports Nostalgia: Tubing, Wakeboarding, and Cruise Ship Schemes

(11:10–12:56)

• The hosts reminisce about tubing on lakes and how the technology has evolved (from truck tire tubes to fancy “bullet” tubes with handles).
  • Bob: “The first time I did it, it was a truck tire tube—a big thing that sticks out (the stem), so painful.” (12:02)
• Kelly brings up wake surfing, and the group imagines absurd scenarios, like water-skiing behind a cruise ship.

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7. Return of “The Fattest Thing I’ve Ever Done”

(13:38–19:14)

• Tom reads a fan letter urging the return of their beloved segment.
  • Tom shares: He puts whipped cream in his dogs’ food bowls. “They love it. ... It's the pup cup, but in their food bowl.” (14:19)
  • Discussion on types of whipped cream: Ready Whip vs. Cool Whip, and consuming frozen Cool Whip straight from the tub.
    • Tom: “Have you ever eaten a frozen Cool Whip...right out of the tub?” (14:50)
    • Josh: “It was essentially like a scoop of ice cream on my pie.” (14:56)
• Confessions:
  • Tom: Adding more Oreos to cookies 'n' cream ice cream. “A package of Oreos—crush up 3 or 4 and then throw them in on top.” (16:15)
  • Guest: Ate a whole Jet pizza’s all-corners special.
  • Bob: “At Juliettes, I had a Thundercloud, a burger, and some fries. For dessert, another order of fries.” (16:58)
• Playful theme song for the segment (highlights: “All I do I eat and jerk it and jerk it and eat, jerk and eat...Peg me with a pretzel.” (18:48–19:14))
• Banter about home diner booths, jukeboxes, and nostalgia for retro dining.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob Kevoian (03:30): “I saw the picture of William Shatner sitting at a light eating cereal. Many years ago, one of my co-workers was driving her car eating cereal and got in a huge wreck.”
• Tom Griswold (03:43): “Yeah, but did the cereal cause the wreck? Probably not.”
• Kelly (06:41): “Did you see where the New York Times has now released a game for two people to play together?” Josh: “It’s called Divorce.” (06:43)
• Tom Griswold (14:19): “I...put whipped cream on the bottom of their food bowl, then put the food in and then put whipped cream on top.”
• Josh Arnold (16:35): “Was it the all corners one?” [regarding Jet’s Pizza] Guest: “Yeah, eight of them.”
• Bob Kevoian (16:58): “At Juliettes in Harbor Springs, I had a Thundercloud, a burger and some fries. And for dessert, I had another order of fries.”
• Song Excerpt (18:48-19:14): “All I do I eat and jerk it and jerk it and eat, jerk and eat...Peg me with a pretzel.”

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Start Time | |---------------------------------------------|------------| | Playful musical opener | 01:30 | | Shatner cereal video discussion | 03:03 | | Dr. Rick’s book & Progressive commercials | 04:22 | | Stadium stories / Wordle debates | 05:23 | | Book club suggestion & vanity plates | 07:46 | | First date mishaps | 09:14 | | Tubing & wake surfing nostalgia | 11:10 | | “The Fattest Thing I’ve Ever Done” returns | 13:38 | | Fat theme song, diner nostalgia | 18:48 |

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Playful, irreverent, and nostalgic—the crew builds the show around classic banter.
• Stories from listeners and hosts alike invite laughter through relatable, ordinary absurdities (like eating Cool Whip in the tub, or disastrous water sports dates).
• The “fattest thing” bit is a fan favorite and crowds the show with disarming, indulgent tales.
• Practical advice offered with a wink (e.g., Wordle starter strategies, don’t eat and drive, keep your hands off the boat’s tow rope in cattails).
• Recurring themes: affectionate ribbing, love of retro pop culture, and celebrating fans’ quirks.

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For New Listeners

This episode embodies The BOB & TOM Show’s lighthearted, conversational style: nostalgic stories, audience interaction, and comedic sketches without pretense. If you enjoy spirited hosts riffing on life’s little oddities—and don’t mind occasional culinary confessions—this is quintessential Bob & Tom.

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Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back.

[Christopher]

It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Letters, a Shatner video, and Dr. Rick's book. It's on the way in just a minute.

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[Christy]

Of the crystally moon we'd love to spoon to your Caister Will croon loves tune we just spoon when it's out in full Boom boom boom It'd be so neat to see your seat and be cuddling soon with the Christy leaf Christie's glue her tight tights are the loveliest fruit the sweetest they're so darn cute, so gosh darn cute when she's wearing her birthday suit Darlington oh, darlings, don't you torture auntie, torture auntie your rump's so grand. We've got big plans to be landing there soon on the Christy Lea.

[Tom Griswold]

We'D.

[Christy]

Love to see your hiney in the sky so bright and shiny like a beautiful S shaped balloon on the Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Moon.

[Christy]

Christy these moon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bravo. Very nice. Aw, isn't that nice? Ah, yeah.

[Podcast Host (Full Send)]

We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have lots of letters here. We received them from you by going to bob and tomobandtom.com for starters, we had a new story yesterday about the actor William Shatner spotted driving somewhere in Los Angeles while eating a bowl of cereal and got a couple letters about that. And then I've got a. Maybe an update.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw the picture of William Shatner sitting at a light eating cereal. Many years ago, one of my co workers was driving her car eating cereal and got on a huge wreck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Plenty of idiots around, he says now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but did the cereal cause the wreck? Probably not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming, hands off the wheel. You got to have one hand holding the bowl, one hand holding the spoon. The rumor is that that was a Super bowl commercial being filmed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That may be what. That may be why that picture leaked out.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

That would make sense. I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than it seems kind of late to be filming the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is about. Yeah.

[Kelly]

Or maybe the picture's old. We don't know when it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Time will tell.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So who knows? But that's. That is the. That is the rumor. That is what I have been told.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, that has long been your favorite part of the ending of the National Football League season, Often one of the greatest games ever played. The Super Bowl. And you don't really care to watch the action on the field?

[Bob Kevoian]

Depends who's playing. But I do enjoy the commercials very much. Speaking of the commercials, I got this book yesterday from Dr. Rick himself. Dr. Rick, the. This is the. Dr. Rick will see you now. A guide to unbecoming. Your parents, of course, from the famous Progressive Insurance commercials. And as portrayed by the actor Bill Glass, who we spoke to last week. But this is a terrific book. I don't know if this is available yet. This may be an advanced copy because. Rick, Rick.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was a promotional item they made. And that's all.

[Kelly]

Yeah, they don't make it. That's a collector's item.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he said he can't get.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hasn't been able to get them to make more yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, but they're very funny. We'll do a reading from this book coming up a little bit later on.

[Tom Griswold]

They would be an amazing gift for that special someone. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to the mailbag. Josh, you got something over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah. Good morning, Idiot Circus and Christie as Teresa. Last night I was at Nationwide Arena. You know who plays there?

[Tom Griswold]

The Columbus Blue Jack.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Shakester.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And during a TV timeout, what pops up on the video board but clips from the film Mamma Mia.

[Kelly]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

The joyous sounds of Dancing Queen filled Nationwide. They flipped back and forth from the movie to crowd members dancing. Everyone. Everyone seemed to just love It. Yeah, Tom, we know you wouldn't like it, but you would like that. They also had a mini blimp dropping prize.

[Bob Kevoian]

All is forgiven.

[Josh Arnold]

Now she has for you Wordle players out there, she has bonus info. A great starting Wordle word is rents, R, E, N, T, S. She says it has five of the six Wheel of Fortune starter letters and it ends with S. So you know immediately if the world is plural.

[Bob Kevoian]

None of them.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys buy any of that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's. I don't know if it's a war, a rule or not, but. Yeah, they don't use plurals, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very rarely will a word end in S. Okay. In the game wordle.

[Kelly]

Did you see where the New York Times has now released a game for two people to play together?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called Divorce.

[Kelly]

I couldn't find any more. It was in my news this morning and I couldn't find my time to.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that Wordle and Connections have taken over my life. Yeah. And they're incredibly popular.

[Kelly]

Well, now you can play with Kelly a game. The two of you together.

[Bob Kevoian]

She kind of gave up on Wordle. And then we have a. We have a group here in the building that plays Connections, but a couple people have dropped out because they get so angry about some of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, some of the connections. It seems like every morning it's. These are magazines plus a letter. Yeah.

[Kelly]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or the middle syllable, if turned around backwards, is a chemical compound.

[Tom Griswold]

They get.

[Bob Kevoian]

They get ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

The Wordle has about 2 million players a day. Isn't that something?

[Kelly]

That is something.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a micro percentage of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. But I mean, that's still a pretty good number.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Two million.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a lot of fun, but I. I would not recommend that word actually as a starter word, but that's a different story. You got a letter over there, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob at Top Show. Hey, Mike says from Midland, Texas. Hey, Mike, how about the Bob and Tom Book Club? He has some suggestions.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let's hear him.

[Tom Griswold]

I am appointing myself the president of the Bob and Tom Book Club. All right, Mike, our first book, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Kelly]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

First meeting will be this Sunday at 2:00'.

[Josh Arnold]

Clock. I've never read that one.

[Kelly]

You've never read that?

[Tom Griswold]

2 o' clock Eastern. Bring a folding chair and a bag of Funyuns.

[Kelly]

Hope you like motorcycles.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that Zen in the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

[Kelly]

Yeah, that's A good one, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you participate in a book club?

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, now I don't have time.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even by.

[Bob Kevoian]

By zoom or I'm not going to get a chance to read that book by Friday or whatever. First meeting is Twilight in Paris yesterday. Dear Bob and Tom show. Writes Roland from Idaho.

[Josh Arnold]

Roland. Roland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom mentioned that when he was working one summer, one of the guys was a wannabe mortician and he had the vanity plate casket. That is true. I just retired from the funeral industry. I have the personalized plate ready. M B, A, L, M R. Oh, embalmer. Embalmer.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes. Okay, well, thanks, Roland, and hope you get some skiing in an Idaho.

[Kelly]

I have a letter from Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Kelly]

VIP member for about 106 years. Well, thank you, Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kelly]

Says, hey, Mike, Mark, and the rest of you or whoever reads this. The reason I put this for Christy is she likes sappy stuff and she loves Boise. Both true. First date was a blind date set up by a friend. We went to the zoo. Bird pooped on my date. We've been married 41 years and still going strong. See, that's kind of a. I poop.

[Bob Kevoian]

On her on her birthday.

[Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

As a reminder every anniversary.

[Tom Griswold]

She loves it.

[Kelly]

I tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Grant, would you turn 50?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was rough. I was very ill.

[Kelly]

He says, thanks all for doing what you do and much love from the great state of Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got one kind of similar, actually. Pooping from Bowling Green, Kentucky, from Brad. My first date was set up by a co worker. We went water skiing.

[Aura Advertiser]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was her dad's boat. I had never been water skiing before, but on the third try, I got up and was cruising around the lake. Well, that's great.

[Kelly]

That is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Getting up that quickly. He goes. She swung wide. I ended up going through a 50 foot patch of cattails sticking out of the water, slicing my legs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I didn't let go of the rope.

[Tom Griswold]

No, never. No, never let go of the rope.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, last August, our 50th anniversary. Brad, you're the man. Now, we should maybe do a little water skiing for your next anniversary.

[Kelly]

Wonder if they still ski.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet. So I bet neither one of them could describe the other one to anybody. I have no idea. No idea what she looks like.

[Aura Advertiser]

Talking about 50 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, they lead separate lives.

[Bob Kevoian]

50 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Kidney.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brad, I'm so sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

It wouldn't occur to me to drop the rope in those cattails either.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you'd hope.

[Josh Arnold]

Just get me out of here. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you do you water ski?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we don't really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever? It's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. When we were kids, we used to tube.

[Tom Griswold]

You like to tube?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Guest]

That's a lot of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I tubed two years ago and I went. I think this is my last time tubing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Kelly]

Beat you up a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when your older brother also was driving the boat, it was his goal, and he told me, he goes, my goal is to make you barrel roll for half a mile.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy. And once you start barrel, there's no stopping.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are certain things you can put a date on. For example, more or less. When did school pictures go from black and white to color? There's also something in that realm of tubing. The first time I did it, it was a truck tire tube. And the disadvantage of that, Christy, was.

[Kelly]

This is the big thing that sticks out.

[Josh Arnold]

So painful. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wanted to.

[Kelly]

You wanted to make sure you were nowhere near that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Which was impossible.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there was no way to affix the tube. You had to hold on to it. Hold on to the line going to the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But now the technology. We had one called a. The bullet.

[Kelly]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which was a. You would get inside it, and it was a. It was. It looked like a bullet, and it was great for tubing.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had handles inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Tubing technologies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Have you tried the surfing? The surfing behind the boats? Have you seen that?

[Josh Arnold]

Wakeboarding?

[Kelly]

No. It's actual surfing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Whiteboarding?

[Kelly]

No, Wakeboarding. They.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on.

[Kelly]

This is actual surfing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I haven't tried it, but. Okay. I'd be concerned about falling in and getting chewed up by the propeller. I assume you're far enough in back of the ship to.

[Kelly]

Well, yeah, a ship, but I usually. You go behind a boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it'd be a great gag. I'm sure someone's done this on a cruise ship to have someone water skiing behind it.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I can't imagine it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Possible to do it. What you would do is you'd get on a regular water ski boat and be water skiing and then have the tow line coming from the stern of the ship, you know, and then get. Then you'd ski up to it, reach down, grab the line, and you know how big those.

[Kelly]

Those ships.

[Tom Griswold]

Boats are.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're going fast enough.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think they might be going too fast. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, you can't go too fast.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think so when you're water skiing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. The world record for water skiing is like 100 miles an hour. Look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's right. Dear Bob and Tom show. Please bring back the segments. And I endorse this. The segment called here's one of the fattest things I've ever done.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there is a special thing in the works.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I, we, I, I especially enjoy this feature.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a meeting last week about.

[Tom Griswold]

This is there's got to be some updated fattest things you all have done recently. I've actually incorporated this into the caring of my two dogs, a golden and an Australian shepherd. I, it's up to me if they do a fattest thing. So I, I do put whipped cream on the bottom of their food bowl, then put the food in and then put whipped cream on the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And they love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when they come away, do they have, like a big foamy face?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No, they don't. In the bowl, buddy. They like the pup cup, but it's in their food bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do you use the kind to spray on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It's the. I'm gonna. I don't want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Ready Whip? Oh, really? Ready Whip? Sports desk. Yeah, why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. Which is the one? Which is the one in the bowl?

[Aura Advertiser]

Cool Whip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool Whip.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I prefer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool Whip comes Whip.

[Kelly]

I'm with you, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember was the commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever eaten a frozen Cool Whip? Just that out of the, out of the tub. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not, like a lot, but I was annoyed that I didn't know that it needed to thaw, and I. So it was essentially like a scoop of ice cream on my pie.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think they have. They have chocolate koola.

[Aura Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they have. They do. Because I know they have chocolate Ready Whip.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Kelly]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. This show is so full of knowledge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are kind of the fattest things to be there. You have Cool Whip right out of the tub. Why not? Every Cool Whip out of the tub in the tub.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, now that's, that's, that's living.

[Tom Griswold]

Got some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Got some smoky jazz and the candles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You ever dip your fingers in it? And just late at night, we're still.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about Cool Whip. Right, Right. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Put your finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to Cool in the gang in the tub.

[Tom Griswold]

All this, and I've slowed down versions. Celebrate good times.

[Aura Advertiser]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. And put your fingers in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I've got the music ready if anybody. Does anybody have fattest thing they' ever done? Oh, should we wait and do the.

[Josh Arnold]

Same yeah, you can wait until it comes naturally, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or if you want to really want to play the song, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me think.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, can you think of anything?

[Kelly]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Recently, I've. I've. I've. I'm sure I've shared this before. I do get Oreo and Oreos. Cookies and cream.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And put more Oreos on top.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

A package of Oreos. Crush up like three or four and then throw them in on top.

[Guest]

I had a cheat day yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, here, play the song.

[Guest]

I slept with my girlfriend's sister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it doesn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not.

[Guest]

No, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she really fat?

[Guest]

I had Jet pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it the all corners one?

[Guest]

Yeah, eight of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four corners.

[Tom Griswold]

Corners or eight corners?

[Guest]

It's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Jets pizza.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not familiar with fine pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. Cheese, extra seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this a frozen pizza?

[Tom Griswold]

Sausage?

[Podcast Host (Full Send)]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy comes to your house. Yeah.

[Guest]

Comes right to your place.

[Kelly]

I wanted pizza last night so bad.

[Guest]

It was a fat thing.

[Kelly]

Really didn't have it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I remember one time at Jewelerttes in Harbor Springs, I had a Thundercloud, a burger, and some fries. And for dessert. For dessert, I had another order of fries. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why not? It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

And what was that 50 years ago?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a while back. Juliettes is closed, but I do have one of their chairs in my basement. When they.

[Kelly]

Lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

When they closed, I went. I wanted one for why not nostalgic sake. Now, you and Josh, you have in your home, as I understand it, a booth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In your kitchen booth. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A diner booth. That's kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And it has been updated since I saw it, because I believe you ordered one that was a little too small. The one I saw, the table where.

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted, the booth benches. The table was a little too narrow, so, yes, I got another. And now that first table is now my laundry table downstairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a. For example, a sugar holder like this, like you'd have at a diner?

[Josh Arnold]

No, because I don't. I wouldn't use sugar like that, but I do you have a jukebox with.

[Kelly]

Occasionally have on the wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Tiny jukebox. WI fi gifted to me by Ace Cosby.

[Kelly]

Oh, how nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It's a Bluetooth speaker.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little tiny jukebox I used to have, and I just gotten lost in the shuffle. I had a Seaberg wall box, which is an actually A working one of those that hooks up to a main jukebox. It goes right in the booth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a very cool thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had an actual jukebox there for a while. It played, but it worked with CDs, but it was still kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandparents had one that worked with the smaller records.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the 45.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are the classics, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Whatever happened to that thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

And they've got. You get to watch the apparatus move around. That's very cool. Cool. Well, here's the fat theme song in case we ever come up with something.

[Josh Arnold]

So, so fat. I'm so, so fat. I am the fattest I am fastest Nobody's fatter than me Nobody's fatter than me All I do I eat and jerk it and jerk it and eat, jerk and eat Take them patties off and put the salami on make me with the bread stick.

[Guest]

That never fails to make me laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peg me with a pretzel that's a fancy.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Bob Kevoian]

I do like a huge chug of tequila. The howler head whiskey bottle chug in.

[Kelly]

Front of Dana White.

[Jack Doherty]

That was the first time we ever went to la. We somehow got into a biddy party.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's an Elon Musk house party look like? My party's generally a very high production value.

[Podcast Host (Full Send)]

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[Jack Doherty]

I do want to do a lot more pranks. Bunch of different pranks.

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Join the party.

[Jack Doherty]

Jack Doherty in the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Feeling good, man.

[Jack Doherty]

What are we going to talk about with Will Smith?

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[Jack Doherty]

Shout out to Theo Von.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been entertaining, dude.

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The full send podcast got the boys, got the ps.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's do it.

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