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Bob Kevoian
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Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Letters, chick's Johnny Carson and Derek Jeter's thong. It's on the way in just a minute.
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Friend
I know it's hard to see the silver lining right now, Jim, but I promise you, it really is for the best.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jim
Thanks for letting me stay here till I find a new place.
Friend
Dude, divorce is tough. But don't worry, I'll take care of you, buddy. Have you eaten today?
Jim
I'm not really hungry.
Friend
Here, let me make you something.
Jim
I still can't believe after 20 years, my marriage is over. Cereal. It's 4 in the afternoon.
Friend
This is all I ate after Janet and I broke up. It got me through some really tough times. Just try a bite.
Jim
Whoa. Ugh. I was not expecting that taste. What are those?
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Those, Jim, are Alimonios. From the makers of child support checks and Living the single Life cereal comes Alimonios. It's the cereal taking the newly single world by storm.
Jim
Alimony. What?
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Alimonios.
Christy
Ugh.
Jim
Well, it tastes horrible.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
That's the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you'll get used to the taste. But that won't make it any easier to swall. Alumonio's comes in three fun shapes, futon, couch, half a house, and two thirds of a paycheck.
Jim
These are all just squares.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Ah, Jim, use your imagination.
Jim
They taste awful, but for some reason, I can't stop eating them.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
That's because Alimonio's is the only cereal on the market guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside.
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What?
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
You'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner trying to fill that void. It's the first cereal developed by depressed adults. For depressed adults.
Jim
Hey, I have my kids this weekend. Do you think they'll like them?
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
No, no, they sure won't. And it's not their fault. Remember, Jim, none of this is their fault.
Jim
What are your family counselor now? Just stick to the script, Al.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Ammonias are packed full of fiber, which makes losing half your crap that much easier.
Jim
Hey, are these very expensive?
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Yes, they are. Alimonios are so expensive, you'll probably find yourself in the poorhouse in the next month or two.
Jim
Geez. With half of all marriages ending in divorce, you guys must be making a fortune.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Actually, Jim, we haven't made a cent. The only people making money on Alimonios are all those lawyers.
Jim
Okay, I'm sold. Where can I get a box of these things?
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Alimonios are available at all local convenience stores. So throw on some sweatpants and grab yourself a big box of Al Amonios. The cereal's so good, you'll want the entire bowl. But you'll be lucky to get even half now that your divorce is complete. What Are you gonna eat? You need a bowl of alimony. Os. If your wife split and your life's turned to. That's when you need some alimony.
Bob Kevoian
Oats.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around.
Bob Kevoian
This is Bob and Tom.
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Extra.
Bob Kevoian
There's Tom. And it's time for emails from our listeners.
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You know what Lenny has to say right off the bat. And I love the name Lenny.
Bob Kevoian
Love.
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There's not enough. There aren't enough little kids named Lenny, Lenny's and Leonard's. You're exactly right.
Tom Griswold
They're all Leo now.
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Yeah. Or Liam's. Yes, you're right. There are a lot of.
Bob Kevoian
How about Nard?
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Nard?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. For Leonard, right?
Tom Griswold
I don't think so.
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You know, I like the guy who's got the confidence to go with the back half.
Bob Kevoian
Please call me Nard.
Jim
You do?
Christy
Really?
Bob Kevoian
That guy's Nard doll.
Tom Griswold
Lexi.
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Like Topher. I. I think Topher Grace is awesome. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
I was chilled to the bone when I found out his name was Christopher and they called him to.
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I. I know. I know.
Bob Kevoian
And you were the one that told
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me, but he's a good actor.
Christy
I have a buddy named Top. We just call him Jove.
Listener/Caller
Is he a Christopher?
Christy
Yeah.
Jim
Oh.
Tom Griswold
So this could. This. This could be done with virtually any names. So, Thomas, I would just be Ass.
Christy
Yep.
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You wouldn't go with Moss?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. You go, Mom.
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Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Sorry. Yeah.
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Lenny. It says chicks. Carson. Highly underrated.
Bob Kevoian
Thank you very much. Now, now, Doc, did you. Did you have a good.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
Did you have a great weekend this weekend? Holy moly.
Bob Kevoian
How about. How about Tommy and I and Doc go over there and dig at up? How about. How about that Johnny.
Tom Griswold
Did Johnny go first? I think he did.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
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Yeah, he did go before Ed. Did Doc ever go?
Tom Griswold
I don't think so.
Bob Kevoian
I think Doc's still alive.
Christy
Yeah.
Listener/Caller
Yeah, he's still here.
Tom Griswold
Doc Sever.
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What's up with him?
Bob Kevoian
Gosh, he's got to be still touring.
Tom Griswold
But that's 90s, right?
Bob Kevoian
I still got it.
Tom Griswold
He was great.
Bob Kevoian
He plays the trumpet.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And he always wore the great suits. I see.
Christy
He's 98.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, whoa.
Christy
Did you ever see the classic what's up with him?
Tom Griswold
The jig is up. You're gonna die.
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Doc is sitting where Ed normally does, and he's. He's with Johnny and talking about how there's really not much going on for Thanksgiving. He doesn't really have any plans. And Johnny goes, oh, you can come to my house. And he's like no, thank.
Tom Griswold
I have an obscure request here. All right, Pat. This involves the slump of Derek Jeter.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, the story Jeter made up when he didn't have anything to talk about.
Listener/Caller
Someone wrote me a letter. They said, so Tom wore women's underwear like Derek Jeter to get out of his marriage slum.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The short version is I got married over the weekend.
Christy
Where's your ring?
Tom Griswold
I. I was in a rush this morning.
Bob Kevoian
That's what I used to say before I went to my girlfriend's house.
Tom Griswold
It's too. I can't explain it.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I didn't think this through and I. Sorry. I tried on the. The linen pants for our little evening beach wedding. That's really annoying. And the. The.
Bob Kevoian
The.
Tom Griswold
You could see through the. The paint.
Christy
Sure. Now you're wearing it.
Tom Griswold
So I was now wearing. But I was wearing women's underwear.
Bob Kevoian
Now. You can't. You shouldn't launder those. That. That they should go in a special bag.
Tom Griswold
I packed them myself. I took them back to the house. I laundered them then.
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when they get married can tell that story.
Christy
Yeah, you can pass them down like Whaley gets married.
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He can wear.
Christy
It'll be a good luck.
Bob Kevoian
Where's your.
Tom Griswold
That won't go over real well.
Bob Kevoian
Where's your wedding panties, boy? Get in there.
Tom Griswold
I've made a mental note this week. I have to go out buy a pair of white underpants in case I ever want to wear those linen.
Christy
No, you don't want beach pants again. You want a flesh color because the white will stand out as well. And then you'll look silly.
Tom Griswold
You can buy flesh colored men's underwear, I would assume.
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Bob Kevoian
Any color men's underwear, brother. Hell yeah.
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A pair.
Tom Griswold
Ladies and gentlemen, that may be the funniest thing Gase has ever said.
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They're holy. We know that
Bob Kevoian
he farts holes in his underwear. Remember that?
Tom Griswold
The key is. Is a flesh tone that varies person to person.
Bob Kevoian
No, we acted like it was normal.
Tom Griswold
So I. I was actually. So I was on.
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Oh, you know, he's white as a lily down there. It's radio.
Tom Griswold
You have like a reverse suntan. Couldn't you see that Ace on a billboard with the. Remember the dog grabbing the little girl's bathing suit?
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Tom Griswold
The Ace is a giant white ass. Where was I? I was telling the charming story of getting married.
Bob Kevoian
Ace has a giant white ass.
Tom Griswold
It's on a Billboard, by the way. Is that billboard now Politically Incorrect, I assume.
Bob Kevoian
Coppertone, whatever that was.
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It was cute ad puppy kid.
Tom Griswold
These days.
Bob Kevoian
She's got a cute ass.
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Oh, geez.
Tom Griswold
These days.
Christy
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
So in any event, I was married, wearing Kelly's. Kelly's underwear. So.
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So then somebody else said, oh, hey, he wore a woman's underwear. So did Derek Jeter once. Can we hear that?
Christy
Yeah. Let's hear.
Bob Kevoian
Wow.
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Pat, I like the song. I just don't like what it takes to get there.
Tom Griswold
I'm so sorry. Josh, tell us about your adventures fishing over the weekend.
Listener/Caller
Oh, good.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
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I had a new spy bait.
Bob Kevoian
And you know that. That someone on our next line. Someone on our text line said, tom explains everything under the sun. Except he can't explain how he takes a ring off and on and off in the morning. Yeah, you said it's too busy. I can't do. No, no, no.
Tom Griswold
I.
Christy
Why do you take your ring off?
Bob Kevoian
Why do you take it in the first place? Why'd you take it?
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Why are you engaging him? Why do you guys ask him questions?
Tom Griswold
You're the one that taught me yesterday. You take soap and water, wash your hands, and it slides around.
Bob Kevoian
You know, what if we ignored him? Yeah, okay. No, no.
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We ignore him, he'll talk, but less.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
The point of the story is that Derek Jeter.
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Huh?
Tom Griswold
Derek Jeter was on the Tonight Show. This ties into.
Bob Kevoian
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Tonight it was with Jimmy Fallon, though not. Not Johnny Fallon. And Jeter explained that in 2002, he was having a slump. And one of his teammates said, if you wear a golden thong, it'll take you out of the slump. Incredulous at first, according to the Associated Press, Jeter gave it a shot. His first pitch at bat while wearing the thong, a home run.
Bob Kevoian
Wow.
Tom Griswold
He had been 0 for 32 before that home run on April 29, 2004. So we just celebrated the anniversary of that event yesterday. Oh, and that's the story, Pat. That's the seven minute setup. You're welcome.
Listener/Caller
Just a slump. Busting gold thong got Jeter out of a losing streak. Oh, you know, it did. Just wrapped around his buttocks, stuck in his crack. It's hard for Jeets to take a leak. Ace, turn up the piano. That's nice. His teammate swears that it works. It'll get him out of that rut. Then Jeter hits the home run with that gold thong up his butt. You know, it's just a goal. It's just. Where am I here? Busting gold.
Tom Griswold
We have to do the words now. What are you writing it down?
Listener/Caller
I got lost. Oh, here we go. Here we go. So let me get it back. Jesus. Take a le.
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Tom Griswold
Well, you. You watch. I'm gonna watch a movie. I deserve it.
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No, can we get back to Tom?
Tom Griswold
Oh, sorry.
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I enjoyed.
Bob Kevoian
So, anyway, Derek Jeter played baseball.
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At least he didn't fumble.
Tom Griswold
He should come back.
Listener/Caller
His teammate swears that it works. It'll get him out of that rut.
Bob Kevoian
Boy, the Mets are having a hell
Listener/Caller
of a run with that gold thong up his butt.
Bob Kevoian
Everybody, here it comes.
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Just a slump busting gold thong Slump
Listener/Caller
busting gold thing goes on when the chips are down. What do I do now, Tommy? Just a slump busting gold thong. Hose it down and send it to cow.
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Cooper Town.
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No, you're very good.
Listener/Caller
I looked up and I went back and I didn't know where I was going.
Tom Griswold
To Cooper Town.
Listener/Caller
Tom could have gone on for 20 more minutes. I could have gone over my notes.
Tom Griswold
So thank you for the request. Now, dear Bob and Tom Show. Yes, what have you got?
Bob Kevoian
This is from Yogi. I'd like to ask each of you. Yogi says individual. Were you. Each of you, were you weird before radio, or did radio do this to you and make you weird?
Tom Griswold
That's a good question.
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That is a good question. Yeah.
Christy
Radio made me weird.
Bob Kevoian
You know, I. Okay, that, you know, you could. That's your answer? I say he and Bob and this place made me weird.
Christy
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Listener/Caller
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
This isn't radio. No, this isn't better than radio, but
Tom Griswold
no, Bob and I were this way all the time.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Jim
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy
I know. I've watched some really old days. It's so funny to see you be exactly the same.
Jim
Yeah, that's it.
Tom Griswold
Bob and I were successful because we had no idea what we were doing. We just came in here and started making each other.
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Well, how can you make fun of me then? I clearly have no idea what I'm doing. And you.
Tom Griswold
That's why I hired you.
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You yell at me about it.
Bob Kevoian
I'm just as stupid as you guys are.
Listener/Caller
I just proved I have no idea what I'm doing.
Bob Kevoian
There you go.
Tom Griswold
Wait a second. None of us know what we're doing. But I think. Yeah, I think, Christy, you were corrupted by us.
Christy
I definitely.
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You can still see the straight news girl trying to get out every now and again.
Christy
I used to do journalism.
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Right, right.
Jim
Journalism.
Christy
I did.
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Whenever. If a listener, Christie will sometimes. Well, that can't be all of the Story. That's the real journalism. I remember begging to be heard.
Tom Griswold
There have been a handful of occasions in which, for whatever reason, whoever's doing the news is not available. And on a couple of times, I don't know, maybe. Maybe three or four times, I don't know, we've had local quality newscasters come in and sub.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And it's really hard on them.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Because they just can't.
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We break all their rules.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Christy
Yeah, Right.
Tom Griswold
They start reading about something and we go, yeah, that guy's a total a hole. No, wait.
Christy
Interrupt me. I'm supposed to do this.
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Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
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We've always been weird.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. We corrupted you.
Christy
Yeah, that's true. You've always been weird. You've always been weird.
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Yeah.
Listener/Caller
You, Patty, always been weird.
Tom Griswold
Okay, Ace. Weird. Unique.
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Born unique.
Jim
There you go.
Tom Griswold
That's very nice, but I'm sorry to tell you, Ace, that's weird. Your form of uniqueness is weird.
Christy
I was definitely not weird in high school and.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I was.
Christy
Were you?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Now, how did you see. Because your husband is. Is anything but weird.
Christy
Yeah. He's too normal.
Tom Griswold
He's normal and he's really nice.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's why you. That's why you love him. Wait a second. I just realized something. She loves him because she hates us. I'm not sure how to take that Is. I'm going to address Andy with this.
Bob Kevoian
There's not a better song than Paula Abdul. Opposites Attract.
Christy
Opposites Attract?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, there's about 8 million.
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Jim
That's right.
Christy
That's right.
Tom Griswold
We should all be on some kind of a version of the most obscure thing. I've always wanted to have a. A judge every day. What's the most obscure thing said on the show? Yes, I can win.
Bob Kevoian
It's usually you today. Something about Dwayne Hickman.
Christy
Who's Dwayne?
Bob Kevoian
No idea.
Tom Griswold
Dobie Gillis.
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Clue Gulliger.
Tom Griswold
You know, Dwayne Hickman's brother's name.
Christy
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
Daryl.
Bob Kevoian
Morty. Morty. Morty Hickman.
Tom Griswold
Christy came in this morning and she mentioned Scaramouche.
Christy
Yes.
Tom Griswold
A character from literature.
Christy
They may sound really?
Tom Griswold
That is name dropped in the worst song ever written.
Christy
I won't say that, but.
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What?
Bob Kevoian
Come on.
Christy
Kind of fun.
Tom Griswold
It's extremely popular, which is sad, but there was an episode of Spin and Marty entitled Scare a Moochie Boy.
Listener/Caller
This is.
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I don't even know Spin and Marty.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
It was one of those Disney black
Tom Griswold
And white Spin offs. They were two young, young boys. They had lived on a ranch.
Bob Kevoian
Anything can happen Day Roundup day.
Tom Griswold
That's great. And it's the most obscure thing I've. It was before my time. I saw it in reruns. That's how old it was.
Bob Kevoian
A dude ranch.
Christy
Oh, you can watch it on Disney plus.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Not a cartoon.
Christy
No, it's a black and white.
Tom Griswold
And one of the guys just died sadly.
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Well, he must have been a thousand.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy
The first episode was November 4, 1955.
Tom Griswold
Tim.
Bob Kevoian
Tim Considine was Spin.
Christy
Final episode, December 9, 1955. What?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And Spin Tim was in here.
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But Christy, you'd be remiss if you didn't mention the new adventures of Spin and Marty.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, yeah. This looks. This looks to me. Whenever you talk about your classmates, this is who I picture.
Christy
Yeah.
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Spin and Marty. You're right.
Tom Griswold
Tim Constein became an expert race guy. Auto racing, motorcycle racing, difference between people.
Christy
The rich kid Marty is sent to live on a dude ranch after being
Bob Kevoian
orphaned and a net Funicello.
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I like the idea. It's a good premise.
Bob Kevoian
Wow.
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Fish out of water.
Christy
Well, now, this has to be a typo. It lasted more than a month, right?
Tom Griswold
Maybe not.
Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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This episode of the BOB & TOM Show Extra delivers their signature blend of irreverent comedy, off-the-wall conversation, and listener engagement. The hosts dive into listener letters, showcase a beloved Johnny Carson impression, and hilariously dissect the tale of Derek Jeter’s “slump-busting” golden thong. The conversation is quick, witty, and full of the group’s classic chemistry, with a recurring theme of self-deprecating humor and banter about their long careers in radio.
On Alimonios Cereal:
On Name Shortening:
On Jeter's Golden Thong:
On Radio & Weirdness:
If you’ve never tuned in, this episode encapsulates the BOB & TOM Show’s improvisational comedy, willingness to embrace the bizarre, and unique group chemistry—offering plenty of laughs, nostalgia, and quirky observations.