B&T Extra: Letters, Chick's Johnny Carson Imp, & Derek Jeter's Thong

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra – Letters, Chick's Johnny Carson Imp, & Derek Jeter's Thong

Date: May 25, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show
Podcast Network: Cumulus Podcast Network

Overview

This episode of the BOB & TOM Show Extra delivers their signature blend of irreverent comedy, off-the-wall conversation, and listener engagement. The hosts dive into listener letters, showcase a beloved Johnny Carson impression, and hilariously dissect the tale of Derek Jeter’s “slump-busting” golden thong. The conversation is quick, witty, and full of the group’s classic chemistry, with a recurring theme of self-deprecating humor and banter about their long careers in radio.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Alimonios Cereal Sketch (03:03–05:44)

• Premise: A mock ad for “Alimonios” cereal, parodying newly single life after divorce.
• Highlights:
  • The cereal is described as tasting like “bitterness and defeat.”
  • Comes in shapes like futons, half a house, and two-thirds of a paycheck.
  • Running joke about the cost and emotional toll: “That’s the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you’ll get used to the taste.” (Christopher, 03:45)
  • Quote: “It’s the first cereal developed by depressed adults. For depressed adults.” (Christopher, 04:21)
  • Humor in the product being more lucrative for lawyers than its creators.

2. Listener Letters & Name Games (05:51–06:54)

• Listener “Lenny” writes in about Chick’s Johnny Carson impression.
• The hosts riff on name shortenings: “There aren’t enough little kids named Lenny. Lenny’s and Leonard’s.” (Bob, 05:59)
  • Tom jokes: “So, Thomas, I would just be Ass.” (Tom, 06:38)
  • Playful, quick-witted banter about unusual name variations.

3. Chick’s Johnny Carson Impression (06:54–07:40)

• Chick does his celebrated Johnny Carson impression.
  • “Thank you very much. Now, Doc, did you have a good—did you have a great weekend this weekend? Holy moly.” (Bob as Chick/Carson, 06:54)
  • The team reminisces about Carson, Doc Severinsen, and their classic routines, peppered with light roasting of each other’s pop culture knowledge.

4. Derek Jeter’s Golden Thong: Urban Legend and Song (08:04–14:14)

• Topic: The hosts unpack the famous sports story about Yankees star Derek Jeter escaping a slump by wearing a teammate’s gold thong.
  • Tom gives a detailed retelling: “Derek Jeter was on the Tonight Show…explained that in 2002, he was having a slump…and one of his teammates said, if you wear a golden thong, it’ll take you out of the slump.” (Tom, 11:52)
  • Jeter went hitless 0-for-32 before wearing the thong, then hit a home run.
  • The group riffs on Tom’s “long setup,” leading to a live parody song:
    • “Just a slump-busting gold thong, got Jeter out of a losing streak. Oh, you know it did. Just wrapped around his buttocks, stuck in his crack…” (Listener/Pat, 12:34)
    • The song lampoons the episode with running gags about laundry and passing down “wedding panties.”

5. Are Radio People Weird, or Does Radio Make Them That Way? (14:23–16:47)

• Listener question: “Each of you, were you weird before radio, or did radio do this to you and make you weird?” (Yogi, read by Bob, 14:23)
  • Christy admits radio made her weird: “Radio made me weird.” (Christy, 14:41)
  • Bob: “He and Bob and this place made me weird.” (Bob, 14:43)
  • Tom: “Bob and I were this way all the time.” (Tom, 14:56)
  • Discussion of how news guests struggle with the show’s loose style vs. straight journalism.

6. Obscure Pop Culture & Old TV Shows (17:17–19:00)

• The team riffs about obscure references
  • Tom mentions “Spin and Marty” (an old Disney show) and winning a hypothetical “most obscure reference” contest.
  • They recount the history of “Spin and Marty,” discuss the premise, actors, and the show’s era:
    • “There was an episode of Spin and Marty entitled ‘Scare a Moochie Boy.’” (Tom, 18:07)
    • Christy fact-checks air dates and mentions the show is on Disney+.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Alimonios Cereal:

  • “That’s the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you’ll get used to the taste.” — Christopher (03:45)
  • “Alimonios is the only cereal on the market guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside.” — Christopher (04:13)

• On Name Shortening:

  • “So, Thomas, I would just be Ass.” — Tom Griswold (06:38)

• On Jeter's Golden Thong:

  • “Derek Jeter was on the Tonight Show… and one of his teammates said, if you wear a golden thong, it’ll take you out of the slump.” — Tom Griswold (11:52)

• On Radio & Weirdness:

  • “Radio made me weird.” — Christy (14:41)
  • “Bob and I were this way all the time.” — Tom Griswold (14:56)
  • “We break all their rules.” — Bob Kevoian (16:11)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• 03:03–05:44: Alimonios cereal sketch
• 05:51–06:54: Listener letters and name game riffing
• 06:54–07:40: Chick’s Johnny Carson impression and Carson-era reminiscences
• 08:04–14:14: Derek Jeter’s golden thong story and parody song
• 14:23–16:47: Are radio personalities naturally weird?
• 17:17–19:00: Obscure TV show references – “Spin and Marty”

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Tone, Style, and Takeaways

• The episode features the signature playful, rapid-fire banter of BOB & TOM.
• The hosts’ camaraderie and willingness to lampoon themselves shines throughout.
• Listeners get a behind-the-curtain look at their self-proclaimed weirdness, the role of radio in shaping it, and their encyclopedic grasp of pop culture oddities.
• No topic is too silly or obscure, as demonstrated by everything from a fake cereal for the divorced to the deep dive into “Spin and Marty.”

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For New Listeners

If you’ve never tuned in, this episode encapsulates the BOB & TOM Show’s improvisational comedy, willingness to embrace the bizarre, and unique group chemistry—offering plenty of laughs, nostalgia, and quirky observations.

Transcript

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[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Letters, chick's Johnny Carson and Derek Jeter's thong. It's on the way in just a minute.

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[Friend]

I know it's hard to see the silver lining right now, Jim, but I promise you, it really is for the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jim]

Thanks for letting me stay here till I find a new place.

[Friend]

Dude, divorce is tough. But don't worry, I'll take care of you, buddy. Have you eaten today?

[Jim]

I'm not really hungry.

[Friend]

Here, let me make you something.

[Jim]

I still can't believe after 20 years, my marriage is over. Cereal. It's 4 in the afternoon.

[Friend]

This is all I ate after Janet and I broke up. It got me through some really tough times. Just try a bite.

[Jim]

Whoa. Ugh. I was not expecting that taste. What are those?

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Those, Jim, are Alimonios. From the makers of child support checks and Living the single Life cereal comes Alimonios. It's the cereal taking the newly single world by storm.

[Jim]

Alimony. What?

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Alimonios.

[Christy]

Ugh.

[Jim]

Well, it tastes horrible.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

That's the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you'll get used to the taste. But that won't make it any easier to swall. Alumonio's comes in three fun shapes, futon, couch, half a house, and two thirds of a paycheck.

[Jim]

These are all just squares.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Ah, Jim, use your imagination.

[Jim]

They taste awful, but for some reason, I can't stop eating them.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

That's because Alimonio's is the only cereal on the market guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside.

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What?

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

You'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner trying to fill that void. It's the first cereal developed by depressed adults. For depressed adults.

[Jim]

Hey, I have my kids this weekend. Do you think they'll like them?

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

No, no, they sure won't. And it's not their fault. Remember, Jim, none of this is their fault.

[Jim]

What are your family counselor now? Just stick to the script, Al.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Ammonias are packed full of fiber, which makes losing half your crap that much easier.

[Jim]

Hey, are these very expensive?

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Yes, they are. Alimonios are so expensive, you'll probably find yourself in the poorhouse in the next month or two.

[Jim]

Geez. With half of all marriages ending in divorce, you guys must be making a fortune.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Actually, Jim, we haven't made a cent. The only people making money on Alimonios are all those lawyers.

[Jim]

Okay, I'm sold. Where can I get a box of these things?

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Alimonios are available at all local convenience stores. So throw on some sweatpants and grab yourself a big box of Al Amonios. The cereal's so good, you'll want the entire bowl. But you'll be lucky to get even half now that your divorce is complete. What Are you gonna eat? You need a bowl of alimony. Os. If your wife split and your life's turned to. That's when you need some alimony.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oats.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom.

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Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Tom. And it's time for emails from our listeners.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

You know what Lenny has to say right off the bat. And I love the name Lenny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

There's not enough. There aren't enough little kids named Lenny, Lenny's and Leonard's. You're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all Leo now.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Yeah. Or Liam's. Yes, you're right. There are a lot of.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about Nard?

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Nard?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. For Leonard, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

You know, I like the guy who's got the confidence to go with the back half.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please call me Nard.

[Jim]

You do?

[Christy]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That guy's Nard doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Lexi.

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Like Topher. I. I think Topher Grace is awesome. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was chilled to the bone when I found out his name was Christopher and they called him to.

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I. I know. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you were the one that told

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

me, but he's a good actor.

[Christy]

I have a buddy named Top. We just call him Jove.

[Listener/Caller]

Is he a Christopher?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jim]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So this could. This. This could be done with virtually any names. So, Thomas, I would just be Ass.

[Christy]

Yep.

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You wouldn't go with Moss?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You go, Mom.

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Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. Yeah.

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Lenny. It says chicks. Carson. Highly underrated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Now, now, Doc, did you. Did you have a good.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

Did you have a great weekend this weekend? Holy moly.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about. How about Tommy and I and Doc go over there and dig at up? How about. How about that Johnny.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Johnny go first? I think he did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

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Yeah, he did go before Ed. Did Doc ever go?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Doc's still alive.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah, he's still here.

[Tom Griswold]

Doc Sever.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

What's up with him?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gosh, he's got to be still touring.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's 90s, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I still got it.

[Tom Griswold]

He was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

He plays the trumpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he always wore the great suits. I see.

[Christy]

He's 98.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, whoa.

[Christy]

Did you ever see the classic what's up with him?

[Tom Griswold]

The jig is up. You're gonna die.

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Doc is sitting where Ed normally does, and he's. He's with Johnny and talking about how there's really not much going on for Thanksgiving. He doesn't really have any plans. And Johnny goes, oh, you can come to my house. And he's like no, thank.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an obscure request here. All right, Pat. This involves the slump of Derek Jeter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Oh, the story Jeter made up when he didn't have anything to talk about.

[Listener/Caller]

Someone wrote me a letter. They said, so Tom wore women's underwear like Derek Jeter to get out of his marriage slum.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The short version is I got married over the weekend.

[Christy]

Where's your ring?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was in a rush this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I used to say before I went to my girlfriend's house.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too. I can't explain it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think this through and I. Sorry. I tried on the. The linen pants for our little evening beach wedding. That's really annoying. And the. The.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

You could see through the. The paint.

[Christy]

Sure. Now you're wearing it.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was now wearing. But I was wearing women's underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. You can't. You shouldn't launder those. That. That they should go in a special bag.

[Tom Griswold]

I packed them myself. I took them back to the house. I laundered them then.

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Yeah, keep them away. Keep them stored so that your sons,

[Bob Kevoian]

when they get married can tell that story.

[Christy]

Yeah, you can pass them down like Whaley gets married.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

He can wear.

[Christy]

It'll be a good luck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's your.

[Tom Griswold]

That won't go over real well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's your wedding panties, boy? Get in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I've made a mental note this week. I have to go out buy a pair of white underpants in case I ever want to wear those linen.

[Christy]

No, you don't want beach pants again. You want a flesh color because the white will stand out as well. And then you'll look silly.

[Tom Griswold]

You can buy flesh colored men's underwear, I would assume.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Sure. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any color men's underwear, brother. Hell yeah.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

A pair.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, that may be the funniest thing Gase has ever said.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

They're holy. We know that

[Bob Kevoian]

he farts holes in his underwear. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

The key is. Is a flesh tone that varies person to person.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we acted like it was normal.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I was actually. So I was on.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Oh, you know, he's white as a lily down there. It's radio.

[Tom Griswold]

You have like a reverse suntan. Couldn't you see that Ace on a billboard with the. Remember the dog grabbing the little girl's bathing suit?

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

It could be Sammy Sosa down there. We have no clue.

[Tom Griswold]

The Ace is a giant white ass. Where was I? I was telling the charming story of getting married.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace has a giant white ass.

[Tom Griswold]

It's on a Billboard, by the way. Is that billboard now Politically Incorrect, I assume.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coppertone, whatever that was.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

It was cute ad puppy kid.

[Tom Griswold]

These days.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's got a cute ass.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

These days.

[Christy]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event, I was married, wearing Kelly's. Kelly's underwear. So.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

So then somebody else said, oh, hey, he wore a woman's underwear. So did Derek Jeter once. Can we hear that?

[Christy]

Yeah. Let's hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Pat, I like the song. I just don't like what it takes to get there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry. Josh, tell us about your adventures fishing over the weekend.

[Listener/Caller]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

I had a new spy bait.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know that. That someone on our next line. Someone on our text line said, tom explains everything under the sun. Except he can't explain how he takes a ring off and on and off in the morning. Yeah, you said it's too busy. I can't do. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy]

Why do you take your ring off?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you take it in the first place? Why'd you take it?

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Why are you engaging him? Why do you guys ask him questions?

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one that taught me yesterday. You take soap and water, wash your hands, and it slides around.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, what if we ignored him? Yeah, okay. No, no.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

We ignore him, he'll talk, but less.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The point of the story is that Derek Jeter.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Derek Jeter was on the Tonight Show. This ties into.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight it was with Jimmy Fallon, though not. Not Johnny Fallon. And Jeter explained that in 2002, he was having a slump. And one of his teammates said, if you wear a golden thong, it'll take you out of the slump. Incredulous at first, according to the Associated Press, Jeter gave it a shot. His first pitch at bat while wearing the thong, a home run.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He had been 0 for 32 before that home run on April 29, 2004. So we just celebrated the anniversary of that event yesterday. Oh, and that's the story, Pat. That's the seven minute setup. You're welcome.

[Listener/Caller]

Just a slump. Busting gold thong got Jeter out of a losing streak. Oh, you know, it did. Just wrapped around his buttocks, stuck in his crack. It's hard for Jeets to take a leak. Ace, turn up the piano. That's nice. His teammate swears that it works. It'll get him out of that rut. Then Jeter hits the home run with that gold thong up his butt. You know, it's just a goal. It's just. Where am I here? Busting gold.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to do the words now. What are you writing it down?

[Listener/Caller]

I got lost. Oh, here we go. Here we go. So let me get it back. Jesus. Take a le.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Oh, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you. You watch. I'm gonna watch a movie. I deserve it.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

No, can we get back to Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

I enjoyed.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, anyway, Derek Jeter played baseball.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

At least he didn't fumble.

[Tom Griswold]

He should come back.

[Listener/Caller]

His teammate swears that it works. It'll get him out of that rut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, the Mets are having a hell

[Listener/Caller]

of a run with that gold thong up his butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody, here it comes.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Just a slump busting gold thong Slump

[Listener/Caller]

busting gold thing goes on when the chips are down. What do I do now, Tommy? Just a slump busting gold thong. Hose it down and send it to cow.

[Blinds.com Promo Announcer]

Cooper Town.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

No, you're very good.

[Listener/Caller]

I looked up and I went back and I didn't know where I was going.

[Tom Griswold]

To Cooper Town.

[Listener/Caller]

Tom could have gone on for 20 more minutes. I could have gone over my notes.

[Tom Griswold]

So thank you for the request. Now, dear Bob and Tom Show. Yes, what have you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Yogi. I'd like to ask each of you. Yogi says individual. Were you. Each of you, were you weird before radio, or did radio do this to you and make you weird?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

That is a good question. Yeah.

[Christy]

Radio made me weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I. Okay, that, you know, you could. That's your answer? I say he and Bob and this place made me weird.

[Christy]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This isn't radio. No, this isn't better than radio, but

[Tom Griswold]

no, Bob and I were this way all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jim]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

I know. I've watched some really old days. It's so funny to see you be exactly the same.

[Jim]

Yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and I were successful because we had no idea what we were doing. We just came in here and started making each other.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Well, how can you make fun of me then? I clearly have no idea what I'm doing. And you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I hired you.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

You yell at me about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just as stupid as you guys are.

[Listener/Caller]

I just proved I have no idea what I'm doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. None of us know what we're doing. But I think. Yeah, I think, Christy, you were corrupted by us.

[Christy]

I definitely.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

You can still see the straight news girl trying to get out every now and again.

[Christy]

I used to do journalism.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Right, right.

[Jim]

Journalism.

[Christy]

I did.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Whenever. If a listener, Christie will sometimes. Well, that can't be all of the Story. That's the real journalism. I remember begging to be heard.

[Tom Griswold]

There have been a handful of occasions in which, for whatever reason, whoever's doing the news is not available. And on a couple of times, I don't know, maybe. Maybe three or four times, I don't know, we've had local quality newscasters come in and sub.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's really hard on them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they just can't.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

We break all their rules.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They start reading about something and we go, yeah, that guy's a total a hole. No, wait.

[Christy]

Interrupt me. I'm supposed to do this.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

This should say alleged masturbator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

We've always been weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We corrupted you.

[Christy]

Yeah, that's true. You've always been weird. You've always been weird.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Listener/Caller]

You, Patty, always been weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Ace. Weird. Unique.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Born unique.

[Jim]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice, but I'm sorry to tell you, Ace, that's weird. Your form of uniqueness is weird.

[Christy]

I was definitely not weird in high school and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I was.

[Christy]

Were you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how did you see. Because your husband is. Is anything but weird.

[Christy]

Yeah. He's too normal.

[Tom Griswold]

He's normal and he's really nice.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you. That's why you love him. Wait a second. I just realized something. She loves him because she hates us. I'm not sure how to take that Is. I'm going to address Andy with this.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's not a better song than Paula Abdul. Opposites Attract.

[Christy]

Opposites Attract?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's about 8 million.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

You mean Paul Abdul and Mc Scat Cat?

[Jim]

That's right.

[Christy]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We should all be on some kind of a version of the most obscure thing. I've always wanted to have a. A judge every day. What's the most obscure thing said on the show? Yes, I can win.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's usually you today. Something about Dwayne Hickman.

[Christy]

Who's Dwayne?

[Bob Kevoian]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Dobie Gillis.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Clue Gulliger.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Dwayne Hickman's brother's name.

[Christy]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Daryl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Morty. Morty. Morty Hickman.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy came in this morning and she mentioned Scaramouche.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A character from literature.

[Christy]

They may sound really?

[Tom Griswold]

That is name dropped in the worst song ever written.

[Christy]

I won't say that, but.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on.

[Christy]

Kind of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's extremely popular, which is sad, but there was an episode of Spin and Marty entitled Scare a Moochie Boy.

[Listener/Caller]

This is.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

I don't even know Spin and Marty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was one of those Disney black

[Tom Griswold]

And white Spin offs. They were two young, young boys. They had lived on a ranch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything can happen Day Roundup day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. And it's the most obscure thing I've. It was before my time. I saw it in reruns. That's how old it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

A dude ranch.

[Christy]

Oh, you can watch it on Disney plus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Not a cartoon.

[Christy]

No, it's a black and white.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of the guys just died sadly.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Well, he must have been a thousand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy]

The first episode was November 4, 1955.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tim Considine was Spin.

[Christy]

Final episode, December 9, 1955. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Spin Tim was in here.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

But Christy, you'd be remiss if you didn't mention the new adventures of Spin and Marty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Oh, yeah. This looks. This looks to me. Whenever you talk about your classmates, this is who I picture.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Spin and Marty. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim Constein became an expert race guy. Auto racing, motorcycle racing, difference between people.

[Christy]

The rich kid Marty is sent to live on a dude ranch after being

[Bob Kevoian]

orphaned and a net Funicello.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

I like the idea. It's a good premise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Shopify Promo Announcer]

Fish out of water.

[Christy]

Well, now, this has to be a typo. It lasted more than a month, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Extra Host)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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