B&T Extra: Letters, Peacocks, & Dogs in the Bathroom

Summary

Episode Summary: B&T Extra: Letters, Peacocks, & Dogs in the Bathroom

Release Date: July 30, 2025

The latest episode of B&T Extra from The BOB & TOM Show delves into a variety of listener letters, sharing humorous and insightful stories ranging from noisy peacocks to dogs exhibiting peculiar bathroom habits. Hosted by Bob, Tom, and Christopher, the segment offers a blend of comedy, relatable anecdotes, and practical advice, all punctuated with memorable quotes and engaging discussions.

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1. Welcome and Episode Introduction

The episode kicks off with a brief welcome from Bob and Christopher, setting the stage for the day's topics. Christopher introduces the theme by mentioning the key subjects: letters, peacocks, and dogs in the bathroom.

• [00:59] Christopher: “It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra.”

Bob echoes the sentiment, expressing excitement about recapping the big show highlights.

• [01:08] Bob: “In case you missed anything on the...”

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2. Listener Letters

The heart of the episode revolves around letters from listeners, each bringing unique and entertaining stories.

a. Riley's Peacock Predicament

Riley from Nebraska shares his experience with peacocks on his property. Despite initial advice against keeping peacocks due to their noise, Riley discovered that these majestic birds were anything but silent.

• [02:33] Bob: “Everyone I know advised me against getting a peacock because they are so loud. I said, oh. I said, quote, 'Oh, it won't be an issue.'”

Riley humorously admits the reality of his peacocks' incessant screaming.

• [02:34] Bob: “All this Big beautiful bird does is scream all day long, day and night.”

Bob appreciates Riley's dedication as the only listener to understand his predicament.

• [02:34] Bob: “I am the one listener that truly appreciated all of this. That's from Riley in Nebraska.”

b. Christy's Canine Bathroom Habits

A letter from Christy discusses her dogs' peculiar behavior of watching her while she's on the toilet, leading to amusing interactions and cleanup challenges.

• [03:09] Christopher: “I got a letter here. It's very short and he doesn't set it up, but it involves Christy. And Christy, you mentioned that your dogs like to watch you on the toilet.”

Christy elaborates on her dogs' unwavering attention during her bathroom visits.

• [03:39] Christy: “And they know that. They follow me everywhere.”

The conversation evolves into a humorous debate about dog waste management.

• [04:54] Christy: “It's disgusting. It's on the wood. You just pick it up, put it in a bag.”

c. Kevin's Kentucky Peacock Blockade

Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky, recounts a frustrating encounter with a massive peacock blocking his sales call route, leading to an unexpected roadblock.

• [07:07] Chick: “Oh, no.”

• [07:09] Bob: “And I thought, well, I didn't expect to go out like this. That's Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky.”

Kevin's story highlights the unpredictable challenges of rural Kentucky roads.

d. Brian's Raccoon Feeder Fiasco

Brian shares his struggles with raccoons confiscating his bird feeders, detailing the havoc wreaked by these clever creatures.

• [07:28] Christy: “Yeah, his hands broke in and...”

• [08:35] Christy: “What? Two. What?”

• [08:38] Bob: “Oh, Jesus.”

• [08:41] Christy: “And I Did get the Cajun bird seed, Bob. Why did I call you Bob?”

The trio discusses potential solutions, humorously suggesting moving feeders indoors.

• [09:20] Chick: “You take them to bed with you.”

e. Grant's Birthday Surprise

Valerie, Grant's mother, shares a heartwarming story about her five-year-old son's desire to become a DJ, culminating in a touching moment when Grant discovers a YouTube clip featuring himself.

• [13:17] Christy: “He wants to be a dj and today' his birthday. And she sent us an email. We talked about him on the radio. And so I'd sent her an email and I said, if you weren't up yet, you know, go to YouTube.”

• [13:28] Christy: “And I'd sent her an email and I said, if you weren't up yet, you know, go to YouTube. Christy just showed Grant the YouTube clip and he was in total shock. And of course I cried. Thank you for taking the time guys to read our note. It made our year.”

The emotional response underscores the show's positive impact on its listeners.

f. Brent's Air Patrol Speeding Ticket

Officer Brent from Kentucky humorously complains about receiving a speeding ticket from Air Patrol, a fictional police unit that uses helicopters to monitor speed.

• [12:01] Bob: “Is he a copper? Huh?”

• [12:19] Bob: “Whoa.”

• [12:23] Bob: “But it's like Francis Gary Powers. It flies so high, you can't.”

Brent further details his amusing interaction with the Air Patrol.

• [12:46] Christy: “Yeah.”

The segment concludes with lighthearted banter about the nature of speeding tickets.

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3. Practical Life Skills for Youth

Transitioning from listener stories, the hosts discuss essential life skills that 18-year-olds should master, inspired by an article from Katherine Johnson Martinko.

• [15:26] Christy: “Here's an important one. Consuming alcohol safely and helping a friend who's had too much to drink when they don't.”

• [15:35] Bob: “Well, as long as they don't throw up in my car, I'm fine.”

• [16:40] Bob: “Okay.”

• [16:49] Christy: “Filing your taxes and understanding deductions.”

The conversation touches on topics like tipping etiquette, tax filing complexities, and basic social interactions, providing listeners with valuable advice for adulthood.

• [17:54] Chick: “Okay.”

• [17:54] Christopher: “These are things. Treat adults like adults now, once again, for.”

The hosts share personal anecdotes to illustrate the importance of these skills.

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4. Conclusion and Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on shared experiences and humorous moments from the day's discussions. They express appreciation for their listeners and tease upcoming content.

• [19:43] Chick: “Yeah. I'll go. Oh, well, looks like Kessler Ford sold another.”

• [20:31] Christopher: “You've been warned.”

The segment concludes with promotional mentions of other shows and platforms, ensuring listeners are informed about where to find more content.

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Notable Quotes:

• [02:33] Bob: “Everyone I know advised me against getting a peacock because they are so loud.”

• [04:54] Christy: “It's disgusting. It's on the wood. You just pick it up, put it in a bag.”

• [07:09] Bob: “And I thought, well, I didn't expect to go out like this. That's Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky.”

• [13:28] Christy: “And I'd sent her an email and I said, if you weren't up yet, you know, go to YouTube."

• [12:19] Bob: “Whoa.”

• [15:31] Christy: “Ordering from a menu with confidence and tipping appropriately.”

• [16:49] Christy: “Filing your taxes and understanding deductions.”

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This episode of B&T Extra masterfully combines humor with relatable life experiences, offering listeners both entertainment and practical insights. Through engaging storytelling and candid conversations, Bob, Tom, and Christopher continue to strengthen their connection with the audience, making each episode a must-listen.

Transcript

[Bob]

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[Tom]

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[Bob]

Welcome back.

[Christopher]

It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra.

[Bob]

In case you missed anything on the.

[Christopher]

Big show today, letters, peacocks and dogs in the bathroom. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Tom]

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[Bob]

Are the stars out tonight? I don't care if it's cloudy or bright because I'm blind. We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom extra. We're in. Letters Tom hello gang. I'm in central Nebraska and I live in a rural area. I have a large enclosure right in front of my house where I keep my peacock along with some chickens.

[Christopher]

Nice.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Bob]

Everyone I know advised me against getting a peacock because they are so loud. I said, oh. I said, quote oh, it won't be an issue. They don't make much noise. All this Big beautiful bird does is scream all day long, day and night. And by the way, Chick, your impression of my peacock scream is spot on. I am the one listener that truly appreciated all of this. That's from Riley in Nebraska.

[Christopher]

Okay. I got a letter here. It's very short and he doesn't set it up, but it involves Christy. And Christy, you mentioned that your dogs like to watch you on the toilet.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Bob]

I know you were trying to make it broadcast friendly, but the term on the toilet.

[Christy]

Well, now it's. I sit for both of my.

[Bob]

So you were. She was voiding.

[Christy]

And they know that. They follow me everywhere.

[Chick]

So she was feeling pressed.

[Bob]

Yes. Low. She was carrying low. Yeah.

[Christopher]

No, I have. I have the. Absolutely the same issue. And as you know, when I. When I built this new house a few years ago, the one concession that I did, because I do have a urinal. Aces Ace has actually been there and used it. I have a ural urinal in the main bathroom area for the larger bedroom.

[Christy]

Whatever. The master. Well, the main.

[Christopher]

The main primary suite.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Whatever they call them.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

In any of it. Yeah. The dogs always follow me in there, too.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Christopher]

This guy wants to know, Christy.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

When you take your dogs to the bathroom.

[Christy]

I don't take them.

[Chick]

Do you.

[Christopher]

Do you circle three times before you sit down in the toilet?

[Bob]

Hey, that's not bad.

[Christy]

No.

[Christopher]

What is it?

[Tom]

That.

[Christopher]

I don't know what. My. One of my dogs does that every time.

[Christy]

My dogs do it every time. Yeah. So they've started going on the deck now. I don't know what that's all about.

[Chick]

That's a message.

[Bob]

I. I had that when she was a puppy. Joey was a puppy, but can't let him do that. She. It started when I was actually not bad.

[Christy]

It's easy to clean up. I don't mind it.

[Bob]

I like. I like flipping it out into the yard to see how far I can flip it out.

[Christy]

It's disgusting. It's on the wood. You just pick it up, put it in a bag.

[Bob]

You.

[Christy]

You pick up the dog poop on the yard when you walk the dogs. What's the difference?

[Christopher]

It's not my yard.

[Christy]

Yeah, I know. I've heard about that.

[Bob]

Have you ever heard this? I was walking out to the mailbox and there was a lady and her dog. And the dog is crouched and on the toilet and making the big transaction. And I'm walking up the driveway and I'm just thinking, she doesn't have anything to pick that up with. But she did, and all was well. But I would.

[Christopher]

I don't.

[Bob]

I think I would have just laughed if they would have left.

[Christopher]

I was picking up. I picked up.

[Chick]

So, Brazil.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

You're getting complaints about my dogs pooping in somebody's yard?

[Christy]

No.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Christopher]

That means yes. I always have a bike, carry bags. I always take it with me.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

I don't leave it behind.

[Christy]

Maybe they just don't want you letting your dog spoop in their yard. I don't know.

[Christopher]

Then maybe they should put a fence up.

[Christy]

Have you seen the signs with the little dog that's crouched and it says, no, please leave me, stay off my lawn or something?

[Chick]

I wonder what the big deal is if they pick it up.

[Bob]

Have you considered they might not like you?

[Christopher]

That's possible.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Because when I crap on their lawn, I leave it there.

[Bob]

Have you ever heard it called shrimping?

[Christy]

Shrimping.

[Bob]

When your dog goes out to pooh, they hunker down like a shrimp.

[Chick]

Yeah. They curl their backs.

[Christopher]

I have not heard that. Let's move forward here.

[Bob]

I got another letter.

[Christopher]

Okay. What do you got?

[Bob]

I'm getting a shot of rum here. Hang on. I love this letter so much I had to hurt I hadn't seen the. Dear Show. Longtime listener, many time writer. Chick. Welcome back. You were talking about peacocks on yesterday's show and I had to chime in. I work for a general contractor in sales. Estimating in about six years ago, I did a sales call in very rural Commonwealth of Kentucky. Like rural in all caps. Kentucky hilly. A lot of winding, narrow roads. I came up on one hill and at the very top was a massive peacock blocking the road. I had to come to a standstill and wait for this bastard to move. While waiting, I looked to my left, I looked to my right, and yes, more and more peacocks were appearing and circling my car.

[Chick]

Oh, no.

[Bob]

And I thought, well, I didn't expect to go out like this. That's Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky.

[Chick]

That must have been eerie.

[Christopher]

To conclude the Bird Hunk program, this comes to us from Brian Said. I haven't heard much about Andy lately. That's Christie's husband.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Is it because Christy has him on 24 hour bird feeder duty now, you have to mention this, that you've had two of your bird feeders confiscated by the raccoons.

[Christy]

You know what they did yesterday? They took the whole shepherd's hook down. The whole thing. They brought it all the way down to the ground.

[Bob]

All right. Raccoon.

[Christy]

And broke the hummingbird feeder.

[Bob]

Oh, Jesus. Every day they're sending a message.

[Christy]

Yeah, but I Did get the Cajun bird seed, Bob. Why did I call you Bob?

[Chick]

It happens.

[Christopher]

Yes, the resemblance.

[Chick]

Usually I'm called not as good as.

[Christy]

And it really has helped with the squirrel thing. The red squirrel did not show up.

[Christopher]

They don't like to eat that bird.

[Christy]

They don't like the Cajun spicy. They don't like the spicy bird seeds.

[Chick]

Oh, okay.

[Christy]

Yeah, that helps.

[Christopher]

Would you please have your husband Andy call in for proof of life? By the way, Christy, this is Brian continuing. I have no sympathy for you losing your bird feeders to raccoons. Geez, in the last week, I have lost two hands to a rabid raccoon during the day.

[Christy]

What?

[Bob]

What? Two. What?

[Christopher]

Oh, hands. Sorry.

[Bob]

Oh, Jesus.

[Christy]

Two hands. Howdy.

[Bob]

Type chewed his hands. Sorry, sorry. Type it with his. No.

[Chick]

I'm going to say the ending says dictated, not read.

[Bob]

No, he.

[Christopher]

He. Actually, it does say hands, but then I can tell he means hands because he said they each laid eggs on their last day of life.

[Chick]

Oh, man.

[Christy]

Oh, you're right. That's a lot worse.

[Bob]

Isn't that what happened to Os? He.

[Christy]

Yeah, his hands broke in and.

[Christopher]

Yeah, the rack. The raccoons, they. They ate all the chickens.

[Bob]

Headless chickens. Running around bloody.

[Christy]

I've been taking all my feeders in now at night. Screw them. I'm not.

[Christopher]

What about a pellet?

[Bob]

You know what I do? I'd put all the feeders right there in your living room. So you keep an eye on them. Get up in the.

[Chick]

You take them to bed with you.

[Bob]

That's right. So you can wake up. Go. Oh, what about the feed?

[Christy]

Put them in the garage. It's okay.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Bob]

Tom is standing and sorting and I'm.

[Christopher]

Okay, I'm over here now.

[Christy]

Why do you keep your stuff so far away?

[Bob]

Yeah, wait a minute. Let's see. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 different contraptions to hold papers and. Or monitors.

[Christopher]

An array of information that I need to pass along.

[Bob]

You would think if all of that help there, you would do better, don't you think? All these tools. It's a good thing we aren't real professional broadcasters or this. We wouldn't be able to. Josh, what can you see over there from your vantage point?

[Chick]

Well, there's a very important piece of paper over there discussing carb day in the Indy 500.

[Bob]

It's up front and. Yeah.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just in case you need to.

[Christy]

That's what, three weeks ago?

[Bob]

Coming up on two and a half. Three weeks.

[Christopher]

That's a special spot. The next thing of that Sort that comes up will go over there.

[Bob]

Oh, so. But. But you have it.

[Chick]

There's also one that has a lot of energy, that has a lot of information for an interview he did three days ago.

[Christy]

Why don't you throw that stuff away?

[Christopher]

This is my. This is on its way to the garbage.

[Christy]

It starts over here and works its way.

[Bob]

You know, a feature that we used to do and I kind of miss. I don't know if Christy will join me in these thoughts, but you used to keep emails for an ungodly amount of time, and you would go to the bottom of the email stack and we'd play requests, and I. Do you have any emails over there now?

[Christopher]

I. I got a stack over here. You want me to look?

[Bob]

Well, just go.

[Christopher]

Give me a second.

[Bob]

Questions? Yes. Questions for the Meatloaf Deep dive. And if nothing else, we'll see how long ago, if it was the Johnson administration, when you were sent the. The correspondence.

[Chick]

Here's a question for Patasnik.

[Bob]

That's right.

[Christopher]

This isn't too bad.

[Bob]

Okay, how date?

[Christopher]

March 7, 2024.

[Christy]

Oh, okay.

[Bob]

All right. Almost a year and a half.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Okay. This is for Josh.

[Bob]

All right. At least. Okay. Josh is still on the show. All right.

[Christopher]

First time listener, longtime caller. He's obviously making it. I've never read this before, so.

[Bob]

Okay, we'll see what happens.

[Christopher]

From a guy named Brent. He is a police officer in the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

[Bob]

Oh, he is. Is he a copper? Huh?

[Christopher]

He's. Josh was complaining about something called Air Patrol.

[Chick]

Yes, I still will complain about it.

[Bob]

I got one of those warning tickets from Air patrol.

[Christy]

Did you really?

[Christopher]

He goes, josh, it's a real thing. We clock your speed from a helicopter.

[Bob]

Whoa.

[Chick]

I saw no helicopter, heard no helicopter.

[Bob]

But it's like Francis Gary Powers. It flies so high, you can't.

[Chick]

Is that the time you were with me?

[Christopher]

No, I know.

[Chick]

I was driving. This was in Iowa. And, hey, we got you from the sky. And there was the one time, because normally I'm very polite. And it was the one time I would go, yeah, I'm going to need to see proof.

[Christopher]

This guy writes, I could guess there's a reason you stood out to the aircraft. Referring to Josh.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Then he. He writes, this is Delta 1 niner traveling in 140 knots. There's a minivan down there matching our speed.

[Chick]

Minivan?

[Christopher]

He's got you in a minivan and you didn't want me to save this letter? If you have any more fuzzy questions for cops, let me know, all right? My dad raised Me listening to you guys. I'm 34, okay?

[Bob]

We, I appreciate second, third generation people listening, but it's really making all of my joints ache.

[Christopher]

He goes, if I don't listen to you guys, it's as bad as not having my morning coffee, Brent.

[Chick]

Well, thank you, Brent.

[Christopher]

Thank you, Officer Brent. You see why I saved this meme.

[Bob]

Brent, go get bent. Okay.

[Christy]

Oh, and I have a follow up from Grant's mom, Valerie. She sent me an email.

[Bob]

Oh, Grant, the one, he's a five year old, wants to be a dude learning all these words.

[Christy]

He wants to be a dj and today' his birthday. And she sent us an email. We talked about him on the radio. And so I'd sent her an email and I said, if you weren't up yet, you know, go to YouTube. Christy just showed Grant the YouTube clip and he was in total shock. And of course I cried. Thank you for taking the time guys to read our note. It made our year.

[Chick]

Well, how nice.

[Christy]

Isn't that sweet?

[Christopher]

Five year old Grant? Good for him.

[Christy]

And, and what's loves us so much he wants to become a dj.

[Christopher]

And what's his house, his show going to go check.

[Bob]

Good morning. Hi. How you doing, Bob? Let's check in with Josh over there. How's everything over there, Jo?

[Chick]

I have. I haven't perfected that.

[Christopher]

Yeah, Grant's gonna get a little bit.

[Bob]

Of a wise guy.

[Christopher]

Hey, mama. How's it going there, Mom?

[Christy]

Well, it's going great, Grant.

[Christopher]

Thank you for before you make those pancakes. And by the way, yesterday they were a little too thick. I like them a little thinner, mama. We got the weather coming up in the tens in Ohio today.

[Bob]

Brought to you by Betty Crocker. Betty Crocker's gonna be. Grant's gonna be at school.

[Chick]

The teacher's gonna ask him, how you doing? He's gonna say, dragon balls.

[Christopher]

Ask. Email her back and find out what Grant's favorite songs are. I want to see if he's a classic rock guy.

[Bob]

I got Grant. You're five years old. All downhill from here, buddy. I'm sorry.

[Christopher]

We got to think of all the great stuff he's going to get to discover. Pink Floyd, the Doors, the Beatles. Once again, once again. Down vulgar road with Josh.

[Chick]

That's a great thing you discovered.

[Christopher]

I try my best.

[Christy]

Oh, God.

[Chick]

I'll bet It'll be about 15, 16.

[Christopher]

Okay, let's just move on now, Josh.

[Bob]

Arnold Angers, America's youth.

[Christopher]

Okay, now, Christy, we have our list that I'm, I'm really enjoying this. This is Once again, everything A. Or what is it 18 year old? 18 year old should know from practical life skills. Katherine Johnson Martinko wrote this great article. Yes, sorry, Catherine, if I get your name wrong.

[Christy]

Here's an important one. Consuming alcohol safely and helping a friend who's had too much to drink when they don't.

[Christopher]

Yeah, sure, if you're 18. Also, it's very important to know how.

[Chick]

To get a fake id.

[Bob]

Well, as long as they don't throw up in my car, I'm fine.

[Christy]

Ordering from a menu with confidence and tipping appropriately.

[Bob]

What? Yeah, and you know what?

[Christopher]

Tipping is getting very confusing.

[Bob]

I want to say I was. Oh, I bet I was 30 before I tipped.

[Christy]

Really?

[Bob]

Absolutely.

[Christy]

Well, we grew up. We didn't go to restaurants where you.

[Bob]

No, I didn't get. I didn't know the restaurant. Yeah, I didn't get that whole process.

[Christy]

Nope.

[Bob]

I had no idea.

[Christy]

I get you doing simple mental math, calculating change gratuities without relying on a calculator.

[Bob]

I'm amazing with those.

[Christopher]

That's why if you start at 20%, that's really easy, right? That's an easy math problem. And then you give them a little extra.

[Christy]

Yeah, I always run that.

[Bob]

And hopefully it's close to 25, right? Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

Round up.

[Christopher]

Well, yeah, that's. That. I can actually do that math, too. Kind of, yeah. But then you just. You got to remember, ballpark, you don't want to tip $4.12.

[Chick]

No, I heard a good rule of thumb, and I don't know exactly what the percentage ends up being, but you move the decimal point of the total one spot to the left, and then you double that. So let's say it's $110.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Chick]

You move the decimal point to where it's $11. You double $11. 22 bucks would be the tip on $110 spot.

[Christy]

That's right. That's 20%.

[Chick]

So there you go.

[Bob]

Yeah. Yeah, but there are an easy way.

[Christopher]

To remember that there are also minimums, et cetera, et cetera.

[Bob]

Sure.

[Christy]

Filing your taxes and understanding deductions.

[Christopher]

That's not. Not impossible.

[Christy]

That is impossible. I don't even.

[Christopher]

I can't do that now. It's. They've made the tax code so ridiculously impossible.

[Christy]

How old, Sophie? 22. She did hers this year for the first time, and she called. She was on the phone for an hour with Andy. I mean, it was really complicated.

[Bob]

Yeah, she's a. Her daughter. She called the office. Her daughter's just like her damn mom. Never stops. Oh, man. Yeah.

[Christopher]

Of course, I didn't tell her that I fudged her mom so she ends up in prison.

[Christy]

I'm here alone, and he does not do our taxes.

[Bob]

And by fudged her mom. I don't mean fudged or mom.

[Christy]

Yeah, that's what made me worried, too. Here's an important one. And this is something that should be taught way before you're 18. Saying hello, making eye contact, and interacting with strangers in a public place, or when you're introduced to someone. Just being civil. A person. Yes.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Christopher]

These are things. Treat adults like adults now, once again, for. I've come up with my own list of things you should know when you're a man of a certain age. You should complain about gas prices even if you no longer drive.

[Christy]

My stepfather was the worst at that. He would drive out of his way to save 3 cents a gallon. You know, I'm not going to get that money from me.

[Christopher]

Yeah, that's something I've never looked at.

[Chick]

How about comment on weather that's more than 100 miles from you? Oh, that happens a lot. I'm sure glad I'm not in the Northeast.

[Christopher]

My aunt did that.

[Bob]

How about this? No matter where you're going or what you're doing, when you get there, you talk about the route you took. You know what we did? We brought 70 down.

[Christy]

Oh, you should have taken 52.

[Bob]

Oh, 52. That's always.

[Christopher]

Here's one that we all do when you're. When you're out is complain about the thermostat.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Well, we have a problem here. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy]

It's either hot or cold.

[Chick]

Read billboards out loud.

[Bob]

I used to do that when I. When I first started driving. I would, but I talked like Grant's gonna talk when he gets in the radio. Well, you were practicing. In a way, I was practicing. Yeah.

[Chick]

I do it only when I'm with Greg Warren because it drives him so bananas.

[Bob]

Oh, there's that Billy Crystal movie.

[Chick]

That's what he references. Like that guy in that Billy Crystal.

[Bob]

William Hickey. Yeah.

[Chick]

And I haven't seen that.

[Bob]

He talks like this, right, in the movie. Yeah.

[Christopher]

Muffler service, 24 hours to prove you're old. You ever say, say out loud, now this is real music.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, I hear you saying that.

[Christopher]

I say it all the time.

[Chick]

You know what else I like? Borders of the dealership.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah. I'll go. Oh, well, looks like Kessler Ford sold another.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. Old man Kessler. He sure. He's proud of his car.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob]

Jim Rome takes on sports. Why?

[Christopher]

Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes and a lot to get to. And I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you.

[Bob]

Like all of it or not.

[Christopher]

I have a job to do. Scorching debates on any given week, you have lots to beef about. Take advantage of. But get up in here.

[Bob]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Christopher]

She's not my fault. We will get to all of that.

[Bob]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Christopher]

Get up in here and we'll beef later on. Quote your beef.

[Bob]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christopher]

You've been warned.