B&T Extra: Letters, Shop Class, & Met Gala Outfits

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Letters, Shop Class, & Met Gala Outfits

Episode Date: June 1, 2026
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Episode Overview

This episode of B&T Extra brings together the show’s signature blend of comedy, nostalgia, and cultural commentary with an emphasis on listener letters, stories about high school shop class, and reactions to the latest Met Gala fashion. Hosts Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Josh, and Oscar riff on topics ranging from memorable teachers to outlandish haute couture, seamlessly segueing into amusing asides and classic banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Sketch: The Afterlife All-Star Game ([01:56] – [06:22])

• Segment Description: A satirical play-by-play of a fictional baseball game in purgatory, featuring an all-star roster of infamous historical and pop culture figures.
• Highlights:
  • Harry Carey (impersonator) and co-commentator provide darkly funny commentary: “Game time temperature 143 degrees. Not as hot as hell, but it sure the heck makes me wish I stopped by the confessional booth before I kicked the bucket.” ([02:08], Harry Carey)
  • Absurd matchups include Jeffrey Dahmer pitching against Mahatma Gandhi, John Gotti paying off umpires, and Malcolm X pitching to Strom Thurmond.
  • Irreverent humor involving elaborate brawls between historical figures like Mother Teresa and Uday & Qusay Hussein.
• Memorable Quote: “He is one Muslim hurler who can assalamu alaikum. Make ’em swing. Holy cow.” ([03:43], Co-Commentator)

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2. Listener Letters & Shop Class Nostalgia ([06:38] – [16:18])

Shop Class Memories

• Multiple hosts and listeners reminisce about shop class:
  • Shop Teachers: “I had Mr. Tapperton and Mr. Woodell—W-O-O-D—and he was a true artist. He would work in various woods that are now illegal to possess.” ([07:06], Bob)
  • Dangerous Materials: Gloves were essential for handling metal sheets, and metal shavings were far more hazardous than sawdust.
  • Listener Confessions: “I would arc weld while smoking a cigarette so the teacher wouldn’t know what I was doing.” ([07:57], Listener Scott from Stockton, CA)
    • Discussion ensues about the (lack of) safety in weld-smoking.
  • Nostalgia for Shop: Concerns that many schools have phased out shop class to students’ detriment.

Unusual Projects

• Listeners write in with stories about their most memorable shop class projects:
  • “I made several different cast items…but what stands out is the welding booths… I would arc weld while smoking a cigarette.” ([07:58], Scott)
  • “In shop class, I made a lawnmower out of an end table one time. It was beautiful. You couldn’t cut grass, but you could sit things on it.” ([16:41], Tom)
  • “I carved some elaborate pipes. You know those kind of pipes.” ([15:58], Jay in Medford, OR, coyly referencing possibly illicit recreational pipes)

Shop Class Wordplay and Jokes

• Tom riffs: “If I emphasize ‘pain’ enough, they get it’s P-A-N-E, not P-A-I-N…” ([17:07], Tom, on glassblowing puns)
• Banter about hammock chairs, “chemix,” and intentional mangling of words.

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3. Met Gala Outfits – Fashion as Absurdist Art ([09:38] – [12:32])

• Overview: The hosts turn their attention to this year’s Met Gala.
  • “Apparently, it’s like a hundred thousand bucks a pop…for charity, for the museum.” ([10:14], Bob)
  • Discussion about outrageous fashion choices in line with the event’s theme “Fashion is Art.”
• Notable Outfits:
  • Cardi B’s “Guts” Dress: “She wore an outfit that appeared to look like her intestines were exposed…that shows a lot of guts.” ([10:35-10:51], Listener Michael in Alpharetta, GA, and Bob. Print pun acknowledged.)
  • Celebrity Breastplates: “They were like fake breastplates that these ladies were wearing. And so the nipples were exposed. It was bizarre.” ([11:13], Josh)
  • High-Value Accessories: “They made a big deal out of The Rock wearing a three million dollar wristwatch…some billionaire from India was wearing a 15-million-dollar necklace. It was unbelievable.” ([11:29–11:48], Bob and Josh)
    • Bob jokes: “Three million…are there little people inside it? What’s it made of? Baby flesh?” ([11:41–11:47])
• Memorable Moment: The group marvels at the ludicrous wealth and spectacle on display, with Bob quipping about the ultra-rich and post-event raunchiness.

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4. Behind-the-Scenes: Radio Names and Identity ([12:07] – [13:15])

• Discussion of on-air names vs. real names:
  • Listeners and even spouses sometimes use the radio persona names (e.g., Christy’s husband calling her “Christy” at home).
  • Tom admits, “I’ve been Chick longer than I was Chuck,” referencing his own shift in identity.
  • Running joke: “If anyone calls Ace by his real name, he has them killed.” ([12:58], Bob)

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5. Train Talk & Historical Oddities ([13:33] – [15:42])

• The Big Boy 4014: Listener letter spotlights the “largest steam train ever built” touring for the USA’s 250th birthday.
  • Bob and Tom riff on the “cowcatcher” – “Why wouldn’t they call it a cow killer?” ([14:17], Josh/Oscar)
  • Painterly renderings of the train spark jokes about AI; Tom teases Bob’s model train enthusiasm.

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6. More Letters: Footwear Etiquette & Home Repair Comedy ([17:20] – [22:54])

• A listener prods Tom to obsess over contractors’ use of shoe covers — the little blue booties:
  • Tom: “I absolutely insist on it. As a matter of fact, I say, ‘Do you have an extra pair?’ and I put…just to make them feel at home.” ([17:52], Tom)
  • Bob: “I never make them put…yeah, I always tell them, don’t worry.” ([17:45–17:50], Bob and Oscar)
  • Discussion of whether to offer drinks (including beer) to visiting contractors, leading to a long riff on Bob’s failed attempts to culturally bond and his (possibly inadvertently) awkward beer offerings.
• In the process, the crew roasts each other about social cues, microaggressions, and whether certain beers are truly “exotic” for visitors.

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7. Goose Poop & The Plight of the Modern Trail Goer ([23:06] – [23:39])

• Tom shares a grumpy rant about Canada geese rendering local trails unusable via excessive manure. “We need to turn them into Soylent Goose.” ([23:37], Tom)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Met Gala Fashion:
  “Wearing an outfit that looks like your intestines are exposed – that shows a lot of guts.”
  — Listener Michael (as read by Bob), [10:48]

• On Offering Contractors Beer:
  “I opened up the fridge…and there was this guy, spoke virtually no English…I do know the word cerveza, right? ... He ended up walking off with two sixes of Miller High Life.”
  — Bob, [18:30]–[20:17]

• On Shop Teachers:
  “Mr. Woodell—W-O-O-D—and he was a true artist. He would work in various woods that are now illegal to possess.”
  — Bob, [07:06]

• On Goose Poop:
  “One of my favorite trails you can’t use anymore…it’s nothing but goose manure. We need to turn them into Soylent Goose.”
  — Tom, [23:37]

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• [01:56] Comedy Sketch: Afterlife All-Star Game
• [06:38] Listener Letters & Shop Class Nostalgia
• [09:38] Met Gala Outfits – Themed Outrageousness
• [12:07] Radio Personality Names
• [13:33] Steam Trains & Model Railroads
• [17:20] Shoe Covers and Contractor Etiquette
• [23:06] Goose Poop Rant

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, playful, often rapid-fire banter
• Willingness to riff on anything, especially topics that veer into absurdity or the comically mundane
• Frequent puns, callbacks, and gently (sometimes not-so-gently) mocking exchanges

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For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential slice of BOB & TOM: equal parts nostalgic, topical, and gleefully off-the-wall. Even if you’ve never heard the show, you’ll walk away with a sense of the hosts’ camaraderie, their fanbase’s quirky contributions (via listener letters), and their knack for skewering everything from high society fashion to the politics of home repair — all delivered with that signature Midwestern wit.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Listener letters plus shop class and Met Gala outfits. It's on the way in just a minute.

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[Harry Carey]

the late Harry Carey, and welcome back to this year's Afterlife All Star Game.

[Co-Commentator]

We are coming to you dead from Purgatory park.

[Harry Carey]

Game time temperature 143 degrees. Not as hot as hell, but it sure the heck makes me wish I stopped by the confessional booth before I kicked the bucket. Speaking of hell, how about that relief job on the top of the inning by Jeffrey Dahmer?

[Co-Commentator]

He struck out Mahatma Gandhi on a fork ball that just ate him up. Then got Mama Cast to bite on a slider and she choked.

[Harry Carey]

Leading off for hell. Now it's Mafia chieftain John Gotti.

[Co-Commentator]

Talk about clutch.

[Harry Carey]

This guy always comes up with a hit.

[Co-Commentator]

He signed a new contract today. He signs a new contract every day,

[Harry Carey]

taking the hell for heaven. It's Confucius, man. I had that guy in the pregame show.

[Co-Commentator]

He never shuts off. Here's the pitch and Gotti whacks it. It's a shot. JFK feels it, steps on first and Gotti is. Wait a minute. He pays off the umpire and he's safe.

[Harry Carey]

That's why they call him the Teflon Don Heaven Skipper. The Lord Almighty is out to the mound. He calls to the bullpen for the

[Co-Commentator]

left hander and the crowd is wild. This is the they came to see. Malcolm X will take the mound to face Strom Thurmond, Lester Maddox and George Wallace. You can bet X will be looking for a kkk. He is one Muslim hurler who can assalamu alaikum. Make em sw. Holy cow.

[Harry Carey]

This just handed to me a huge trade in hell. Today the brutal tyrants send Joseph Stalin

[Co-Commentator]

to the warmongering despots in exchange for Genghis Khan and a foul mouthed vice

[Harry Carey]

president to be named later. Now Gotti takes his lead from first. He leads the league in stolen bases with 412.

[Co-Commentator]

He stole them off a truck yesterday.

[Harry Carey]

In the on deck circle, Lester Maddox is distracting the Islamic reliever by swinging a burning cross. Now a snap throw to first and they've got Ghatti in a rundown. JFK to rfk, back to jfk, back to rfk, back to jfk.

[Co-Commentator]

Holy cow. Marilyn Monroe lifts up her dress and they throw the.

[Harry Carey]

Malcolm X into his wind up. He looks towards Mecca and here's the

[Co-Commentator]

pitch to Strom Thurman. He throws at his head and holy cow, he knocks his hood right off. The racist bigot charges the mound and the dugout's empty. It's a melee. Mother Teresa has Uday and Koussay in a headlock while Yitzhak Rabin shoves Scud missiles up their rectums. That's one place they'll never look for weapons of mouth. Rosa Parks picks up George Wallace by the gonads and slams him against the back of the team bus. And even though they're on the same squad, Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald are still taking shots at each other

[Harry Carey]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

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[Bob Kevoian]

trying to wake up.

[Co-Commentator]

In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom. You have some happy letters from our listeners.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you can be the judge of that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about shop class and I, I know that some schools have gotten away from doing that, which I think is a huge mistake. I, I loved shop class. Do you remember the name of your shop teacher, Josh?

[Oscar]

Yeah. Mr. Yuka was in the first shop teacher I had. And my favorite shop teacher. I cannot remember his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Yuka.

[Oscar]

It'll come to me, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had Mr. Tapperton and Mr. Woodell w o o d and he was a true artist. He would have. He would work in various woods that are now illegal to possess.

[Tom Griswold]

Ebony. Huh?

[Oscar]

Bola.

[Tom Griswold]

Bola.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like there was someone like Coco Burro or something. I forget what it was. Sounds like a restaurant at Disney World. But we were talking about shop class and we have some fine letters here. Dear Bob and Tom, I had a metal shop class and I made several different cast items. But one thing that stands out to me when remembering metal shop class is the welding booths. Metal shop came right after lunch. And what's great after lunch, a cigarette. I would go to the welding booth. It looked like an old school voting booth with a curtain that closed behind you. I would arc weld while smoking a cigarette so the teacher wouldn't know what I was doing. That's Scott in Stockton, California. You're caught.

[Josh]

Is it safe to smoke while you're welding? That doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh]

That seems kind of scary hard to

[Oscar]

do with a mask.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is tricky, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

He must have a cigarette holder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a tube maybe. Maybe he borrowed a tube from the lab. By the way, P.S. josh, if you're ever out here in the California Central valley, come go bass fishing with me on the delta. Okay, Scott. Well, thank you very much. That sounds like a. Sounds like a great time.

[Oscar]

Oscar and I were talking about metal shop yesterday and how just handling that sheet metal was just. You just wear these huge gloves, otherwise they'll just slice your fingers right off.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was so sharp.

[Oscar]

And how sawdust is one thing, but metal shavings are a total other animal.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad worked in a factory. They met. They made steel wool pads. And that fine steel wool would get in his eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was probably in his lungs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes. I was at a. At one of the printing places that we use and they have these enormous rolls of paper and there are signs everywhere and they have huge first aid kits. You can get. I'll get a fatal paper cut if you're not careful. I mean, it's like these. You don't imagine, like a six foot edge of paper. That's a stiff paper. It's like a giant blade.

[Tom Griswold]

You think it's possible to cut somebody's head off with a paper cut? Given the right size, you could certainly

[Bob Kevoian]

cut, as Donnie Baker would have said, the karate artery. I did not watch the. What do you call it? The Met Gala. Yeah, I just saw a little bit of it when I walked by the tv. Apparently they wear outrageous outfits.

[Josh]

Well, the theme this year was fashion is art. So you can imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, really?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's interesting because, because on. During the Kentucky Derby, one of the just great, wonderful things about the Derby are the crazy hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're not crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, some of them are loony.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's. I mean, that's great. That's part of it. It's. It's not. It's supposed to be kind of fun in some cases. In any event, I did not see. Apparently it's like a hundred thousand bucks a pop to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, 100,000 a seat, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's obviously a charity thing for the museum. A cardi b.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this Michael writes, she wore an outfit that appeared to look like her intestines were exposed.

[Josh]

I did not see that one. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? This is from Michael in Alpharetta, Georgia.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather see that ass, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says, wearing and wearing an outfit that looks like your intestines are exposed. That shows a lot of guts. Okay, thank you very much, Michael. We appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's more of a print piece.

[Oscar]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not at all. I think it's very clear what he's doing there. Now.

[Josh]

There are a lot of nipples on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Rock. The Rock's wife had a weird dress on the.

[Josh]

They were like fake breastplates that these ladies were wearing. And it. So the nipples were exposed. It was bizarre.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Rock had her. His wife had. Accentuating the. The areola.

[Josh]

Yeah. Roses or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or something.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they made a big deal out of the Rock wearing a three million dollar wristwatch. And I, I, well, you know, the Rock's done pretty well.

[Oscar]

Yeah. A man's allowed to spend his money however he wants.

[Tom Griswold]

Buy a three, Buy two.

[Oscar]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Three million. Are there little people inside it?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it made of?

[Tom Griswold]

It's very nice. Watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Made of baby flesh.

[Josh]

Some billionaire from India was wearing a 15 million dollar necklace. This tanzanite that was as big as my fist. It was like. It was unbelievable. But it was a bunch of billionaires this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also a lot of fisting going on after the show. Let's face it.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, you're going to have the ultra rich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The ramrods between them. Eating, eating veggies.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us, Brian, with a special hello too. And the gag. Here he goes Chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's because that's funny, jackass. What's matter what I read in the

[Bob Kevoian]

wrong order, didn't I? I made him mad. No, it's because that was your name before you became Chick the first. And you. This is. See, he's a fellow Ohio guy. So back in the day, I think

[Tom Griswold]

I've been Chick longer than I was Chuck.

[Oscar]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think we're at. Yeah, I just had dinner with a bunch of the people from high school a couple weeks ago, maybe a month ago now. And they all call me Chuck. And it's odd. It's very odd. I don't trust any of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got to be word for you too. I think it's interesting that Christie's husband calls her Christy, which is her radio name.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Chick is my radio name.

[Josh]

I guess my real name no one uses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and if anyone calls Ace by his real name, he has them killed.

[Oscar]

You were a spear. Disappeared.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I, I know that.

[Oscar]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming that they're dead. Forgive me, I. Back to the letter. This comes to us from Springfield, Ohio. Kind of a place you're familiar with.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you assume they're dead? Because you're scared of Ace. What's the problem?

[Bob Kevoian]

Careful, he's smart.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the problem?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chuck might disappear.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, man, I. I wait for that day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greetings from Springfield, Ohio.

[Columbia Sportswear Announcer]

Chuck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greetings from. There's a cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He did it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm reading it in the order it was written.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes. This is a very cool historic event I'm sure Tom will appreciate and maybe no one else. The Big Boy 4014 is one of the largest steam trains ever built. It's touring the United States as part of the 250th birthday of the USA.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your big boy?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's stopping in our neck of the woods in June. And there's a drawing of it that is a monster of a locomotive. That's a beautiful piece of work, isn't it?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that giant cow catcher up front. Why do you suppose they named it?

[Oscar]

That even look real?

[Columbia Sportswear Announcer]

That's AI.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's a painting. That's a painting of it, yeah.

[Josh]

Why wouldn't they call it a cow killer?

[Tom Griswold]

A cow killer.

[Oscar]

Yeah. It's not really catching them at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

By God, when you're right, you're right, Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, that's one of those. Lifting their carcass out of the way

[Co-Commentator]

is what it's like.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's one of those things where they. They don't name it what it is. Like euthanasia. Oh, we're gonna make him young again.

[Oscar]

No, that is a wild engine, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So the.

[Tom Griswold]

The big, like Snowpierce.

[Oscar]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Big Boy 4041. Schedule is online.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll make sure not to look at that. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there are people that are interested in history and. I mean, look at that amazing machine. Think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter. Peter Pan complex and model railroads. Is that.

[Oscar]

Is that what you.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't, girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. I opened up the show. Something happened. I wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

The most extensive collection of tennis shoes you'll ever see. Not that I'm gonna grow up, by

[Bob Kevoian]

God, but let me see if I can read this one.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sir, I thought we were encouraged to heckle.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not. I thought I was helping. Am I not helping?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Co-Commentator]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this guy recognized right away that I would be the only one that was interested in this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Brian. I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you have a model railroad with a little engineer cap in the basement? I see you doing that. There's still time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have that kind of time. But that's super fun, though. I sometimes go to the fairgrounds. They have those shows. There's amazing. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Writes Jay listening at. Hey, boy. Medford, Oregon.

[Tom Griswold]

Jaybird. Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

In shop class. I better not give Jay's last name. He Reynolds. He carved some elaborate pipes. And he says, you know those kind of pipes. I also made a hammock chair.

[Josh]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean a chamek.

[Josh]

They look. They're rope that are attached to wood.

[Oscar]

Or a hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Neither one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh. Nice looking hair you've got there.

[Oscar]

And I love your chemic.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Magus. I prefer Chamix. Yeah, it's kind of nice. That'd be cool. He also says I made a steamroller out of chrome tailpipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like. Apparently Jay very good.

[Tom Griswold]

In shop class, I made a lawnmower out of an end table one time. It was beautiful.

[Oscar]

Couldn't cut grass. Where the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. You could sit things on it, though, I'll tell you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You say you have a desire to take a glass blowing class?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I'm going to. But this guy said, be careful, don't inhale, because you'll end up with a pain in your stomach.

[Oscar]

That's absolutely an audio joke as well. Yeah, absolutely. That's not just for the written.

[Tom Griswold]

If I emphasize pain enough, they get a P, A, N, E, not P, A, I, N, but it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're saying you read it properly that time.

[Oscar]

No, he did it right first time.

[Columbia Sportswear Announcer]

Soon.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, see, I appreciate you heckling me. You're helping me. Dear Bob and Tom show. Isn't it about time that Tom becomes obsessed with those little shoe covers that contractors put on before entering your home? Oh, yeah. I say, the time has come.

[Josh]

Do you keep those in your car?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I never. Whenever guys come over to do stuff, I never make them put.

[Oscar]

Yeah. I always tell them, don't worry.

[Tom Griswold]

I absolutely insist on it.

[Josh]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

As a matter of fact, I say, do you have an extra pair? And I put. Just to make them feel at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

You and I are the. I always say, hey, would you like it? I've got, you know, I've got Coke, I've got Mountain Dew, I've got soda water.

[Tom Griswold]

Fix it and get out of here, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you feel free to use the

[Tom Griswold]

bathroom, hit the uniform. You don't have a beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't give a guy who's about to use power tools after they're done. No, I. I have done that.

[Tom Griswold]

No Cosmo, no Manhattan.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fact, I did have an incident occur. This is. This is. No matter how I tell this, it's going to come out wrong. So go to hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had. I had a very kind gentleman of Hispanic origin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. What'd you offer him? A taco?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I say that? Would you like a margarita? And I. I brought him into the house, and he was. No matter how I tell the story, he was with several other gents.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who were all, you know, pronounced the G. Like they were all. They were all fluent. And they were all fluent in Spanish.

[Tom Griswold]

Less than 3. They don't leave the house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming from various Central American countries. In any event, they were born in Boston. Yeah. It was a Friday. And I don't drink beer. But my son Willie, whenever. He always brings stuff over or whatever. So I had this. I have this refrigerator. It's full of all these exotic beers, right? So I brought this, this, this guy was in the house, says, hey, come over here. Why don't you guys take some of this? And there was this guy, spoke virtually no English. I mean, it was really tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I, I get more laughs when I try to speak. When I try to speak Spanish to these guys, I get bigger laughs than I've ever gotten on this show. I'. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I just realize if you speak English loud enough and slowly.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I do know, I do know the word cerveza, right?

[Oscar]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Willie had purchased a number of exotic beers. So I, I, I opened up the, I opened up the door. It's. How do I. Beer fridge. I opened up the door to the fridge, and there was a bunch of stuff on the, on the door itself.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me you said mucho cerveza,

[Bob Kevoian]

and I just said, no cerveza. And I pointed to, as it happened, most of the ones that were all Modelo.

[Josh]

Is that what you're going to say?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they were. Yes, they were. And the guy chose to walk off with two sixes of, of Miller High Life.

[Oscar]

You know, because I've always, I've tried to teach Willie what a beer actually is.

[Tom Griswold]

Miller highlight.

[Oscar]

And I'm totally serious, and he won't listen to me. I would have walked off with a Miller High.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I know, but that's what Willie was. Willie gets, but he also gets the other stuff.

[Oscar]

Well, I know what he gets.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just thought it was really funny that he would choose the Miller High Life.

[Oscar]

Well, I've teased Willie. I said you like beer, that you like the beer that people who don't like beer, like, that's what he gets. It's like people who go to sushi restaurants and they get the deep fried covered in sauce. Bs. You don't like raw. You don't like sushi.

[Josh]

The shrimp tempura, California roll that has nothing in it.

[Tom Griswold]

The number one selling beer in the

[Bob Kevoian]

United States is Modelo.

[Tom Griswold]

Modelo Michelob Ultra. By volume.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

By volume. That means the louder you drunk, the louder you talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought I just read it was

[Tom Griswold]

Modelo top by dollars is Modelo especial.

[Josh]

I think Mick Ultra is pretty darn popular everywhere you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm not denying that.

[Oscar]

Yeah, that's interesting. So sales, Modelo Volume, Michelob Ultra. That just shows you the margins.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm confused. What does that mean by volume?

[Oscar]

So there's more served. So it's cheaper. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Volume means how Much. They're. Nevermind.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the way you're undermining an interesting story of mine is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, how are you? I'm trying to save you from.

[Oscar]

So I guess. I guess what he's. What? Tom, Is this what you're saying? Since they the men were what you would call exotic, you thought they would take exotic beers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I thought because that's the more expensive. I thought maybe. I was trying to say here's a

[Oscar]

little even more troublesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's a little. Here's a little taste of your home, senor.

[Oscar]

Oh, so it was stuff like Dos Equisimo.

[Bob Kevoian]

He ended up walking off with the he.

[Josh]

Oh my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe he's being polite.

[Oscar]

There's also a chance Dos Equis Modelo is not consumed in Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

Or understand that in your effort to not be racist you were incredibly racist.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I was offering.

[Josh]

Okay, okay. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show anyway these shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then I'm gonna offer them the tequila Kentucky bourbon. I said what the hell.

[Oscar]

What is happening here?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Tom to come to the stuff they can cover their shoes and contractors in a little blue booties. This way you won't run the risk of someone tracking goose poop throughout the building. That's right. It's still out there on the steps and stairs.

[Oscar]

Well done over there, fellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, good job.

[Bob Kevoian]

I looked for the snow shovel yesterday to get it off and that's. I couldn't find it.

[Josh]

Do you think.

[Oscar]

Oh it's right. It's. Honestly, it's right by the front door.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Josh]

Do you think they could.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was back in engineering.

[Josh]

No wonder I could take a nap on the couch over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've been. We've been in this building for decades and I've never seen this happen before. I don't know what happened over the weekend. And you know my policy on geese. These so called Canada goose. Yeah, I think there should be a bounty on them. One of my favorite trails you can't use anymore because too hard to explain. Along the canal. You ever tried to walk on that? You can't now. It's nothing but goose manure. Af we need to turn them into Soylent Goose.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care everybody.

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