B&T Extra: Letters, Winter Walking, & Tom Speak

Summary

B&T Extra: Letters, Winter Walking, & Tom Speak

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | October 15, 2025

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra episode centers around listener letters, winter dog-walking tips, the ongoing hilarity of “Tom Speak,” and plenty of funny, off-the-cuff stories among the crew. The cast—Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Bob Kevoian, Josh, Nathan, and James—share their thoughts on dog care in winter, laugh about miscommunications, and reminisce about awkward moments, keeping the episode light, relatable, and packed with laughter.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Letters From Listeners ([02:13]–[13:44])

• Winter Dog-Walking Questions
  Letters prompt tips for walking dogs in winter. Tom jokes about dog-walking techniques, referencing the British phrase “walkies” and sharing anecdotes about his new hound.

  • “She calls it walkies Walkie. And then you yank the chain walkie.” – Tom Griswold [02:43]
  • The group shares stories of dogs’ destructive behavior: eating holes in couches, beds, or damaging cabinets.
  • Debate: Dog Coats and Boots
    • Kristi Lee and Josh discuss whether to dress up dogs in winter.
    • James shares, “Our dog has boots. … Only when it’s cold or there’s snow.” [04:11]

• Tomisms ("Tom Speak")
  Listeners describe family members accidentally speaking “Tom” language, with a story about calling a yearbook a "school Journey Book."

  • “My son came out of his mouth with Tom Speak. He was asking for his yearbook and it came out, said, hey, I want my school Journey book.” – Listener Letter [06:51]

• Yearbook & Divorce Stories
  Tom recalls losing his yearbooks because his ex-wife cut them up.

  • “You can’t stack up those divorces until you get married for the first time.” – Tom Griswold [07:35]
  • The crew jokes about marriage and divorce like stacking pancakes.

2. Food Tangents and Waffle Banter ([07:45]–[09:51])

• The conversation devolves (in classic B&T fashion) into a passionate discussion about waffle preferences—crispy vs. fluffy, butter innovations, and the proper use of syrup.

  • Kristi Lee pitches her “waffle butter” invention:
    • “It’s a stick of butter. But it’s very, very, very, very tiny when you slice it. It’s about the size of a pencil, but square.” [09:02]
  • Tom shares a story about ordering “crispy, crispy bacon,” which he suspects was served sarcastically—burnt beyond recognition, but still eaten with glee.

• School Lunch Memories

  • Josh recalls turning school salad bars into a “delivery system for ranch and bacon bits and shredded cheese.” [09:41]
  • Tom jokes about piling six eggs on his salad.

3. Tomfoolery: Taylor Swift, Wedding Entertainment, and the Curse of "Lighthouse" ([10:13]–[13:44])

• Listener feedback on foreign bands wanting to play at Jason (erroneously—should be Travis) Kelce and Taylor Swift’s hypothetical wedding:

  • “Should get Taylor Swift to play at the reception. She’s right there.” – Tom Griswold [10:17]
  • Kristi Lee and Bob Kevoian joke about wedding plans becoming big network events, referencing “Princess Diana’s wedding” [10:42] and the sadness around her passing.

• Who Would Perform at the Crew’s Weddings?

  • “I am 100% DJ. I want to hear the studio versions of all my favorites.” – Kristi Lee [11:53]
  • The “Lighthouse” Song Curse:
    • Bob reveals every time he’s performed “Lighthouse” at a wedding, something disastrous happened—including divorce and worse.
      • “Every single time I played it, there was disaster, divorce, and even worse. … There was an actual death. Good Lord.” – Bob Kevoian [12:18, 12:26]

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4. “Tom Speak” in the Bedroom: Awkward & Hilarious Moments ([12:59]–[17:15])

• Suggestive Pajamas

  • Listener shares a story of accidentally calling lingerie “suggestive pajamas” to his wife.
    • “Hey, I like your suggestive pajamas.” [13:17]
  • Kristi calls it “one of the best Thomisms ever.” [13:26]

• Canal Catastrophe
  Kristi Lee’s iconic candidness shines with her story of nervous intimacy:

  • “I just wanted to make sure I was in the right canal.” [15:14]
    • The crew roars with laughter, suggesting it should be on a T-shirt, along with “May I have a piece of chest?”—a phrase from Bob’s high school buddy who nervously asked for a “piece of chest” during an intimate moment in a car.
    • “How are we not making T-shirts that says, number one, am I in the right canal? Number two, may I have a piece of ch?” – Tom Griswold [16:31]

• Miscommunications in the Bedroom

  • Everyone admits to moments of not hearing or misunderstanding what a partner said in intimate situations, joking about pretending to understand or using overly polite language.
    • “Begging your pardon. Yes, but am I in the right canal? Begging your pardon.” – Tom Griswold [17:46]
    • “Excuse me, madam … am I in the right canal?” [17:54]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “She calls it walkies. Walkie. And then you yank the chain walkie.” – Tom Griswold [02:43]
• “You can’t stack up those divorces until you get married for the first time.” – Tom Griswold [07:35]
• “I like your suggestive pajamas.” – Listener Letter [13:17]
• “I just wanted to make sure I was in the right canal.” – Kristi Lee [15:14]
• “May I have a piece of chest?” – Bob Kevoian (relaying his friend’s phrase) [16:06]
• “Wedding asbestos.” – Kristi Lee, on Bob’s “Lighthouse” song curse [12:47]
• “Begging your pardon. Yes, but am I in the right canal?” – Tom Griswold [17:46]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:13] — Listeners’ Letters: Winter walking & dog-walking anecdotes
• [06:51] — “Tom Speak” examples: “School Journey Book”
• [07:35] — Yearbook/divorce reminiscence
• [09:02] — Waffle butter invention
• [10:17] — Taylor Swift wedding performance jokes
• [12:18] — The “Lighthouse” curse revealed
• [13:17] — “Suggestive pajamas” and Thomisms highlighted
• [15:14] — “Right canal” bedroom story
• [16:06] — “Piece of chest” anecdote
• [17:46] — Polite bedroom miscommunications

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Tone and Style

The cast maintains their trademark blend of sarcasm, self-deprecation, banter, and wit throughout. The language is conversational, occasionally irreverent, and never far from a punchline.

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Summary for New Listeners

This B&T Extra episode is classic Bob & Tom: equal parts listener engagement, personal storytelling, and unfiltered humor. Whether you’re wondering about the best way to outfit your dog for winter walks or laughing at confessions of accidental Tomisms, this episode delivers relatable, unscripted comedy. From marital misadventures and awkward bedroom utterances to dog-walking and breakfast food debates, it’s a lively journey covering all the odd, funny, and very human moments that connect us.

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Perfect for:
Fans of unscripted, observational comedy who enjoy the camaraderie of radio veterans riffing on everyday absurdities.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Letters plus winter walking and Tom speak. It's coming up in just a minute.

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[Tom Griswold]

Now some more Bob and Tom.

[Kristi Lee]

You want it, you need it.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't live without it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Podcast Narrator]

Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. We've got letters. Letters. We get letters. Hello friends. Well, hello to you on the Bob and Tom show. We all know Tom Griswold is the king of dog walks. However, what are Tom's tips for winter walkies? Oh, they did that British lady who trains dogs. I forget what her name is. Eleanor Rasmussen or something. She. She calls it walkies Walkie. And then you yank the chain walkie.

[Kristi Lee]

And are the dogs all pumped when she says walkies?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, they go nuts. Winter walkies. I just got a dog this year and it looks like it's a some sort of hound.

[Kristi Lee]

Kind of a hang down face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sad little boy.

[James]

Do they look like that as puppies too. Do they just always look old?

[Kristi Lee]

They don't look old as puppies, but they look giant. Yeah, they're super cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See those? There he is. See the ears? Check the ears.

[Kristi Lee]

The regal beagle.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Barry Manilow had a beagle and named it Bagel. Did you know that?

[James]

No, I had no idea I had a beagle. We named him Robert. He ate a hole in the couch.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, Robert.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I always thought that story was really funny. That Robert ate a hole in the couch until my Australian shepherd ate a hole in the bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Nathan]

What about the cabinets? You take all the trim work off. That's always fun.

[Tom Griswold]

She did. She ate.

[Nathan]

I had a dog did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had one trash. A hotel room basement story. That's the story.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going. So I got this beagle. I'm wondering what Tom would tell me about cold weather coat for the dog.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah. I don't know. Does your dad go coats?

[Josh]

No, he doesn't like dressing dogs. That makes him angry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay, okay.

[Josh]

But who knows, man? I feel like he's changing things up lately. Maybe he'll put a coat on the dog now. I'm not sure what he's up to.

[Nathan]

That Gucci makes a nice outfit.

[James]

Our dog has. Has boots. When it's that.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the next question. Coat or no coat? Boots or no boots?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, boots are made for.

[James]

James has boots. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Huh. I. Will he go outside without them?

[James]

No, just when it's cold or when there's snow.

[Kristi Lee]

Right, right. But I mean, will he go out?

[James]

Oh, 100.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, these all. Didn't they all derived from wolves?

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[James]

Yeah, I know, but they don't love.

[Josh]

It when you put something on them. They're not having fun.

[Kristi Lee]

No, no, no. It's for the person.

[Nathan]

Ice in their pack.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, they're fine. Any clothing for a dog, when they.

[Tom Griswold]

Come in from being outside, you have their feet up very slowly. You have to spoon feed them some broth possibly just to make sure they're okay.

[James]

I left my cat outside overnight. He didn't come home. And he doesn't have the tips of his ears now because they frostbit. Oh, yeah, yeah. So he's just got these straight tops on his ears.

[Josh]

Sort of a buzz cut situation.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he was out, your kitty cat was out catting around?

[James]

Yeah, I'm for sure he was. He's a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

It must be great to be a male cat just strutting around, going from to 1, 2, 3. Who cares, right? That's right. Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. I mean, they'll father multiple litters in a neighborhood, won't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They don't care. They. They don't care.

[Nathan]

Morning, crew.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go.

[Nathan]

Nathan. I don't know where Nathan is from. He didn't actually say.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, Nate.

[Nathan]

There was a lot of cowboy hat talk last week, along with the debut of quote, unquote, model Tom wearing it. Quite possibly the best he's ever looked. But how, how, how, how, how through the entire week did we not get a single word from the man? Straight from the land of cowboy hats and the True Wild West, Dr. Tom Whiskey. Of all the people, he would be the authority on cowboy hats and would no doubt have something interesting to say about Tom adorning one.

[James]

I think he sent Tom a private message.

[Nathan]

Oh, did he?

[James]

Yeah, definitely.

[Nathan]

All right.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't think Tom Whiskey's good off the cuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's primarily.

[Kristi Lee]

When there's a script, he's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Honestly, I get a little afraid when he starts riffing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a little dark whiskey.

[Nathan]

Thank you, Nathan.

[Tom Griswold]

Doc Risky. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show. Love the show. I listen to it every chance I have.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Nathan]

It might be just once a year. We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My son came out of his mouth with Tom Speak.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

He was asking for his yearbook and it came out, said, hey, I want my school Journey book. I had an ex wife cut up all my yearbooks.

[Kristi Lee]

Are you kidding?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yearbooks? No, those are memories.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why.

[Kristi Lee]

What a crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I eventually got other copies, but.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that's a crazy thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have ex girlfriends in the yearbooks? What's going on?

[Kristi Lee]

No, you know what? I. I don't think. I think for us to try to figure out what was going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe we should go down.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the. It was the first marriage. It was. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

But you can't stack up those divorces until you get married for the first time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, get that one out of the way and then you get.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah, like pancakes. Yeah, that first one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get a stack of marriages. Oh, I had waffles again this weekend. Oh, man.

[Nathan]

Are you making your own waffles?

[James]

No, no, you order out.

[Josh]

You've been living.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're looking awful fit and you're eating waffles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You want I vomit afterwards? It's not a problem.

[Kristi Lee]

Is it a crispier waffle or a chewier waffle?

[Tom Griswold]

I like a crispy waffle.

[James]

I Like a crispy edge.

[Promotional Announcer]

Right.

[James]

I'd like a better fluffy in the middle. Right.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd like a better conversation. Food crap.

[James]

Oh, sorry. Pat doesn't like food.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate food talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I can't make it.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm jealous.

[James]

Really great waffle iron that I should bring in. We should do waffles.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that syrup container you get? What's it called? Decanter dispenser. Dispenser. Okay. I use that whole thing when I get a waffle square has. Yeah, yeah. It's maybe with butter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Teal butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, a lot of butter.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, I invented waffle butter, but I haven't actually made it yet. It's so. It's a stick of butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Kristi Lee]

But it's very, very, very, very tiny when you slice it. You just take one little.

[James]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's genius.

[Josh]

That's the smartest thing you've ever said.

[Promotional Announcer]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

It's about the size of a pencil, but square.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And also I, I ordered crispy bacon, but I told. I said I, I need crispy, crispy bacon.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think I.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ordered some of the house.

[Tom Griswold]

When I got the crispy, crispy bacon, I think it was given to me sarcastically. Was it burnt much? Like burn beyond recognition? It was, but it was. I ate it. It was delicious.

[Kristi Lee]

It was just.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give him crispy, crispy bacon.

[Kristi Lee]

It was a handful of bacos.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Kristi Lee]

Remember you would shake bacos on a baked potato. Yeah. Bacon bits.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't actual bacon, was it?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't.

[Nathan]

Who knows what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Bacon flavoring.

[Josh]

When I was in fifth grade, they put a salad bar in at our school to try to make all the kids healthier. And all that did was just become a delivery system for ranch and bacon bits and shredded cheese. I would just turn everything into Willie G. Surprise. It was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

How many eggs you put on a. On a salad bar? You on your salad. It's like six. Six hard boiled eggs. Oh, man. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm listening to Friday show and you were talking about foreigners saying they want to play at Jason Kelsey and Taylor Swift's wedding.

[Nathan]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps Jason Kelsey should get.

[Kristi Lee]

They mean Travis, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Travis Kelsey, you're right. Should get Taylor Swift to play at the reception.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, make her work.

[Tom Griswold]

She's right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Busman's holiday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, why not?

[James]

I mean, she's gonna have somebody like Paul McCartney sing, right? Like that's who they would have at Their wedding?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, if they go that route.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I don't think. I don't think they go that route.

[Kristi Lee]

I hope we don't even. I hope one day they go, oh, yeah, we had a lovely wedding. Everybody goes, what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be great.

[Kristi Lee]

It's either that or they sell it to a network and it's the next Princess Diana wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true, too.

[Nathan]

I don't think they'll do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you talking about Princess Diana? You know that puts me in a sad mood.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember what happened?

[James]

Oh, yeah. The anniversary of her death is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why bring us down like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. At that time, someone in my life took it very hard.

[Nathan]

She died the end of August.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was terrible. September. I cried.

[Tom Griswold]

She was.

[Nathan]

Yeah, they. Because they just put flowers on her grave. Her brother did. I saw that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Oh, her brothers want to yell at Prince Charles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The way Diana would have wanted them raised. Remember that part?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah, I do remember that part.

[James]

John, that said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. English.

[Progressive Ad Voice]

That was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Goodbye, English. Go on now.

[Kristi Lee]

It's just simply saying, Taylor could.

[Tom Griswold]

When your marriage happens, Josh, and it will. Right after hell freezes over, stop walking.

[Bob Kevoian]

In circles at your house eating bread again?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you hire a band or would.

[Bob Kevoian]

You hire a friend?

[Kristi Lee]

I am 100% DJ.

[James]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. I want to hear the studio versions of all my favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hang on just a second. Did you offer? Just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just offered. He didn't. He denied me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, I do know.

[Nathan]

Track record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You quit and go into hiding.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Halloween, I will be performing that song, Lighthouse, for an actual couple that listens to our show.

[Kristi Lee]

That's so wonderful.

[Nathan]

Lighthouse is. What's the track record with Lighthouse?

[Bob Kevoian]

Every single time I played it, there was disaster, divorce, and even worse.

[Nathan]

And yet this couple.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was an actual death. Good Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

You killed somebody. Someone got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone got a certain disease that you don't say on the radio. The Big C and the Big C, they checked out early.

[Nathan]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

A year after Lighthouse was sunk. Oh, God. Can we please talk about waffles again?

[Kristi Lee]

Man, you are wedding asbestos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not even lying.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have a warning label on your torso. Dear Bob, a top show.

[Kristi Lee]

That's us.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a Thomism for you. The other night, my wife came to bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing a brand new piece of lingerie.

[Kristi Lee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Which in the moment, I was excited. I could not think of the proper word. Lingerie. So I said, hey, I like your suggestive pajamas.

[Kristi Lee]

That's one of the Best Thomisms ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is.

[Kristi Lee]

Because that is like. That's very.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he says, thankfully, it did not ruin the moment.

[Nathan]

Oh, I would have laughed.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though we laughed really hard.

[Kristi Lee]

That's great.

[Nathan]

No, but you gotta laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good.

[Promotional Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Nathan]

Laugh in the bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no laughing.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Sex and drugs and rock and roll, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Serious business.

[Kristi Lee]

Want to know the worst thing I ever said in the bedroom?

[James]

Yes, I do.

[Kristi Lee]

I was. I was. I was of age, but I was young. All right.

[James]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

This was a first time thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't involve mommy, does it? You know, there are guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he didn't mean your actual mommy.

[Tom Griswold]

Her calling you daddy, stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. After this.

[Josh]

You look genuinely shocked in that moment.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I misunderstood what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not having sex with your mom.

[Kristi Lee]

I. I was. I can't trust any of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Goon.

[Nathan]

Oh, we're.

[Tom Griswold]

We're jackals.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Kristi Lee]

I was digitally pleasuring or at least attempting to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that means you're playing some tunes from Spotify.

[Kristi Lee]

And there wasn't much of a reaction for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

No reaction with.

[Kristi Lee]

For a little bit. Yeah, yeah. And I went, is this. Is this right? Is this okay? And she goes, yeah, why? And I said, somehow this didn't end the entire evening. But I said I just wanted to make sure I was in the right canal.

[Nathan]

I think if you were in the right one, you would have known. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're thinking the love Canal.

[Kristi Lee]

Look, there are like five reasons why I had no reason to say that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was her reaction to canal?

[Kristi Lee]

She laughed.

[James]

Good.

[Kristi Lee]

And she goes, you are. And then things got better, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess if. What if. If you were in what we're calling the wrong canal, would she have said anything or was she. Did she, like a little.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I think she. I don't think I would have gotten as far. I think me, I would have immediately known.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she might like Wrong canal play.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I mean, but that would have been. I mean, that's not a. Yeah, yeah.

[James]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

My high school buddy, first time about to make love with a woman. He asked for a piece of chest.

[Tom Griswold]

May I like.

[Bob Kevoian]

May I have a piece of my friend Fred Schultz?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait to get a piece of your chest.

[Bob Kevoian]

He asked her politely. He was in the back of his Volkswagen Bug.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's hard enough right back in the Bug. May I have a piece of chest?

[Kristi Lee]

Can I feel you? May I grab.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he told me that in confidence. I told everybody. And he almost beat the hell out of Me.

[Tom Griswold]

How are we not making T shirts that says, number one, am I in the right canal? Number two, may I have a piece of ch?

[Nathan]

That's probably one of the funniest things.

[Kristi Lee]

Nervous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely true.

[Kristi Lee]

Nervous boys.

[James]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh]

Could you just not find the right word? Or were you trying to be, like, sexy and kind of talk around it?

[Kristi Lee]

Or I don't know, you're trying to be erutite. I really don't know why I chose.

[James]

Did you laugh?

[Kristi Lee]

Not really. Because I was like, I thought, oh, well, she's gonna run out of my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the word. Did the word hole even occur to you? Am I in the little hole even?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a little rough.

[Kristi Lee]

In that moment, it didn't seem right. Canal seemed right.

[James]

But worse than that is when you are talking to someone and either you didn't hear them or they didn't hear you.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[James]

That's the worst.

[Josh]

What was that?

[Tom Griswold]

What? Huh? There's nothing more embarrassing.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Progressive Ad Voice]

You just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[James]

I didn't tell you a secret. Like, just pretend like you heard me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The biggest.

[Promotional Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That has. I have said. I'm sorry, what did you say? Yeah, I have said that.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, absolutely I did. I have, too.

[Nathan]

We all have.

[Tom Griswold]

Begging your pardon. Yes, but am I in the right canal? Begging your pardon.

[Kristi Lee]

Excuse me, madam. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Help but notice that you're either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Numb, you seem non plus. Am I in the right canal?

[Tom Griswold]

And while I'm here, can I have a piece of chest?

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Action.

[Podcast Narrator]

Next Role is a groundbreaking podcast created and executive produced by Vernon Davis.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where we talk about Reinvention.

[Podcast Narrator]

The series explores the transformative journeys of athletics artists, comedians and entrepreneurs.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't just stop here.

[Kristi Lee]

They just keep going.

[Podcast Narrator]

Next Roll isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it, how they overcome fear, and the resilience it takes to keep evolving at the highest level.

[Kristi Lee]

That's what it's all about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stay tuned.

[Podcast Narrator]

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