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Tom Welling
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Michael Rosenbaum
Look, we've both played heroes and we both played villains. But in the real life, there are no reshoots, no stuntmen or sequels.
Tom Welling
We all make mistakes. We're all human.
Michael Rosenbaum
Making one bad decision can not only land you in jail, but could also put yourself and other people around you in serious risk.
Tom Welling
Be smart. Make a plan. Catch a ride. Stay put.
Michael Rosenbaum
Don't let a high moment turn into a lifetime of regret.
Tom Welling
This liberty of the weekend, be your own hero.
Michael Rosenbaum
If you feel different, you drive different. Drive high, get a dui.
Tom Welling
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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Got a good show for you today. Listener letters. Plus female urinals and Pat's Boomerang song. It's on the way here in just a minute.
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Tom Welling
It's time for the guy who Likes Potato chips more than sex.
Ethan
Why don't you come to bed early tonight, honey? I have to get up early for that Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot tomorrow. I'll do that thing you like.
Pat
Yeah, baby, I'll be there in a minute.
Bob Kevoian
This has been a great way to get your morning started. This is Bobby and Time Extra. Hello, everybody. Thank you very much for joining us. I look around the room and Jess Hooker's here with. I like your new haircut. Looks good.
Jess Hooker
Thank you.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, sorry. You you're having a snack?
Jess Hooker
No, I was having some java house.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, okay.
Tom Welling
Good stuff.
Jess Hooker
Very good. My hair's growing out. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Looks great.
Jess Hooker
And I fell asleep with it wet last night. And so it's curly and I don't know, it's. My hair's never been curly and now it's starting to be curly.
Bob Kevoian
Looks very nice.
Tom Welling
How about your hair?
Bob Kevoian
Pardon me?
Tom Welling
What about your hair?
Bob Kevoian
What about it?
Ethan
It's gone.
Bob Kevoian
There's certain spaces where it's not there anymore.
Jess Hooker
I started ordering the topper toupee things so we can have toupay day.
Bob Kevoian
Toupee day.
Jess Hooker
I've got a collection working.
Tom Welling
We absolutely should. Must do that.
Bob Kevoian
I'm looking forward to it.
Tom Welling
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Now we have.
Tom Welling
We have some letters.
Bob Kevoian
Well, before. Okay. I was gonna say we also have hair in the news. We'll get to. But if you want to do her letter, go ahead. Then I'll get the hair story.
Tom Welling
Hello, Bob and top show. Hey, my name is Oakdale bud Here. I just wanted to show you some photos of my work, which is the San Joaquin County Fairgrounds. Photos attached are from Building 2, built in 1957. And to my understanding, these urinals are part of the original install. And these are female urinals.
Bob Kevoian
Uhhuh.
Tom Welling
They are higher off the ground and they do have paper gaskets. So I'm honestly not sure if you sit completely down or not.
Bob Kevoian
It looks like a male urinal that extends right to twice its length out. Wow.
Tom Welling
But once again. And they're.
Bob Kevoian
And they're.
Ethan
That's in case you shoot out instead of down, I guess.
Bob Kevoian
And they're like. They look like they're factory made.
Ethan
Right.
Bob Kevoian
Porcelain, whatever.
Pat
What do you guys got going on?
Ethan
I don't know. I don't need that.
Jess Hooker
I think based on your hardware, you might. You might shoot a different direction.
Ethan
Or you. Or you face it.
Bob Kevoian
What? Where is this again?
Ethan
You would face it, I guess.
Jess Hooker
Fairgrounds.
Tom Welling
The San Joaquin County Fairgrounds. The install took took place in 1957.
Bob Kevoian
This must be as an experiment that failed.
Ethan
You could stand over it. Face it. Yeah, that's probably what it is.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, so you'd face the wall?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I would have.
Ethan
Yes. And stand up. That's why it's a urinal. If you're gonna sit down, you just go to a regular toilet.
Bob Kevoian
Wait a minute. Hold it.
Tom Welling
I can't believe I'm agreeing with Christy to describe it.
Bob Kevoian
It looks like a giant spoon. And the. What?
Ethan
Yeah, with the handle.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, the handle. The handle is going away from the wall. And you would, you would straddle that thing and hover over it.
Jess Hooker
Yes, we hover. Anyway.
Bob Kevoian
Wow.
Jess Hooker
On a traditional.
Bob Kevoian
No, we got on this topic because at Glastonbury, the big music festival that took place largely last weekend, Right. They made a real big deal of their. They collect all the urine and they. Yeah, they turn it in. What do they turn it into? Was it fertilizer or something? They collect all the. It's that it's a big earth. You know, give the earth hug. But. And they had female urinals there.
Jess Hooker
Oh.
Bob Kevoian
So we were trying to figure out what a female urinal was.
Ethan
That's interesting.
Jess Hooker
There you go.
Bob Kevoian
But yeah, so it's 1957 and that's from Oakdale, bud.
Ethan
So that didn't take off.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, apparently that didn't. I can see why that didn't work.
Ethan
I mean, I mean, it would work, but I can see why women wouldn't want to do it.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, how would you know but lift your skirt if you were, if you were wearing pants.
Ethan
Well, that's what I'm saying. Back in 57. A lot of ladies wore skirts at the time.
Tom Welling
So pants on women.
Bob Kevoian
Bear with me for a second. So you walk up, you face the wall. If you're wearing a dress, you hike up your dress. Then what do you do with your underwear?
Ethan
You just pull it to the side.
Bob Kevoian
You pull it to the side then.
Ethan
Yeah, just like you're baby.
Bob Kevoian
And then you have to reach down there and kind of aim with. You have to kind of adjust.
Jess Hooker
No, we don't have anything to aim with.
Ethan
We don't have little.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, you can take two.
Ethan
Have you seen a woman's with you?
Josh
He keeps it dark.
Jess Hooker
No, face to face.
Bob Kevoian
I only know it by. I only know it by mouth feel.
Jess Hooker
Man.
Tom Welling
You know what? I, I really, I really do hope that's true that you are. You just, you're just a master of Cingus. I, I, I would. That would make me so happy.
Ethan
Stay focused that long.
Tom Welling
You know, he I a good argument crusher.
Josh
Should I be in the Alphabet or something?
Tom Welling
What did. Oh, circles.
Bob Kevoian
I got, I got lost. I got lost.
Tom Welling
Should I change this up a bit? I don't know what angle I grab her ass. I don't know. Let me think.
Pat
Just spell out the wordle word from this morning.
Tom Welling
W. Oh, that's good.
Ethan
Sorry, Tom.
Tom Welling
No, no, no.
Bob Kevoian
These are.
Tom Welling
I don't know why we just can't make a. Make a baby and get out of here. I have to do, I have to do this do this. A miner's cap off.
Bob Kevoian
Thanks for the nice letter. We certainly appreciate it.
Ethan
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
That's interesting. I. But that must be one of those things that they thought, this is going to take off, and it didn't.
Jess Hooker
Y.
Bob Kevoian
It looks like it would be. I don't see how it would work at all.
Ethan
I see how it would work, but I don't think I wouldn't use it like I feel.
Pat
Urinals are like a space saver as well.
Ethan
Right.
Pat
And that takes two toilets put together.
Tom Welling
Here is a lot of room. This just dawned on me, Tom. I think you'll agree the reason these female urinals have not caught on is because guys would sneak in there and do a major transaction in the female urinal and it would just lay there. Yeah. And then they'd walk. They'd walk away.
Bob Kevoian
Show me the picture again. Those are not. I forgot to mention this. They're not in stalls. Right. They're just up against a wall, like.
Ethan
They'Re in a stall. You can see the wall.
Tom Welling
Oh, yeah. You can't see.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, okay. I was gonna say. Because that would. That may be why it didn't take off.
Tom Welling
I don't know why I. I didn't think that. Of course they're facing the wall because that's the definition of urinal. You face the wall, right? Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Odd. Interesting.
Tom Welling
Do you ever. On the toilet, Tom, at home, do you ever face the wall?
Ethan
She's a sandwich on the tank.
Tom Welling
You've misbehaved and she makes you face the wall.
Bob Kevoian
I don't. I'm trying to think in the history of my life.
Tom Welling
I see you.
Bob Kevoian
I. I've driven the porcelain bus while vomiting. I have never actually done a. Done a reverse.
Tom Welling
Calling the dinosaurs a reverse. I see you 10 or 11 years old with your sad sack comic book out there on the tank, and you're just having. Having the best sit down of your life.
Bob Kevoian
No, no.
Tom Welling
Your comic.
Bob Kevoian
Your imagination is. I certainly. I'm sure I probably read a sad sack comic once on the toilet. But not sitting backwards. Now, we did begin the week with my odd story about the Philadelphia airport. When I walked in the men's room and there was a guy sidesaddle on the toilet. I have since figured out what that was. What?
Ethan
Well, we don't want to talk about that.
Tom Welling
Doesn't mean that's, you know, for sure.
Ethan
That'S what it was.
Bob Kevoian
But I do think I know. I've received a number of letters explaining what it probably was. You looking at me like I'm crazy.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I didn't hear this.
Bob Kevoian
I walk. I walk in the bathroom at the Philadelphia airport.
Tom Welling
Okay, Was this before or after your interaction with the TSA lady?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah, it was after. I'd already gotten through customs and the whole deal.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
And by the way, I was barely welcomed back into my own country by a very pissy immigration guy. Anyway, I'm back. I was born here. Here's my photograph, my passport, my golden retriever, my Mayflower. I pay way too much. I pay way too much in taxes.
Pat
He acts like they don't have a computer system that they can mark him on.
Josh
Ye, like, now they're gonna.
Pat
You had a hard time getting back in the country this time. Wait till next time.
Tom Welling
Do you know, this was like two or three years ago I realized they don't even need your boarding pass anymore. When you go through tsa, they just run. They just run your license and they go. They know where you are, what you're doing, and how much your spend is.
Ethan
I think that's why we have.
Bob Kevoian
Well, they got the eyeball thing going too.
Tom Welling
Yeah, yeah, the eyeball thing.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Welling
On the clear thing.
Bob Kevoian
But yeah. So I walk in the men's room, and as you know, the stalls, the doors are about a foot off the ground, right. So I walk in, I look straight ahead. Not. I'm not. Like, I'm trying to find it. And I can see this guy's got these super bright, colorful shoes on, but they're facing sideways.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
So the guy's obviously sitting sidesaddle on a toilet.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
So I don't know. I was founded.
Jess Hooker
What. What did. What did people tell you?
Ethan
It was a medical issue?
Bob Kevoian
I think it may have been a medical issue involving a colostomy bag emptying, maybe. That would be it. That's my only explanation. That's the best explanation I've heard.
Jess Hooker
I'm glad we revisited it.
Bob Kevoian
Well, no, it takes all the comedy. I was. I thought it was some, you know, weird kink.
Ethan
Well, no, I think I was watching videos with this little fate with his camera.
Pat
But I also remember that that's where the glory hole was and he was just waiting for a friend to pop through.
Bob Kevoian
See, that's another possibility. Yeah, but the other aspect.
Pat
Were you in Minnesota?
Bob Kevoian
That's exactly where I was going with my conversation. Remember the famous story of some politician? Craig allegedly had the so called wide stance. He was sitting in a toilet and he kicked the guy's foot next to him and they. Oh, yes, this apparently was some illicit homosexual encounter.
Tom Welling
And the code word. I Think was slurp, slurp. Remember.
Jess Hooker
You'Re not helping.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, I'm sorry. So we, we can move on from there, but. Yeah, if that's what the guy was doing, that's so be it. Yes. All right.
Tom Welling
Do you have to change the bags? I just thought, I just saw you got a new bag.
Bob Kevoian
You have to rent.
Ethan
You clean them out.
Tom Welling
No, no, no. I know you would have to, but I would think you'd just get a whole new bag. I don't think they're reusable.
Jess Hooker
I, I think you're right. Maybe you can empty it if you're in a situation.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, God bless the guy for dealing with it. I didn't, I didn't know. I just. I thought there might be some comedy there. Clearly there isn't.
Tom Welling
Is this a choice you can make? You can go to colostomy bags instead of actually putting up with the mus and fuss of using the toilet.
Bob Kevoian
Well, no, I, I.
Ethan
Why would you do that?
Tom Welling
Convenience. You wouldn't have to stay in bed all night. You wouldn't have to leave the. You stay in bed all night. You wouldn't have to leave the glow of the television.
Ethan
I have way too much.
Josh
Never leave a movie theater because of.
Ethan
My father in law. And it's not a pleasant.
Bob Kevoian
Of course I remember I told you this. Tr. In the early days of radio, we'd had to read. We had to read those random public service announcements and they would just come across.
Tom Welling
Do you have a colostomy bag?
Jess Hooker
What?
Bob Kevoian
No.
Tom Welling
No.
Bob Kevoian
It was the Ostomate Society or whatever it was called.
Tom Welling
Oh, they would meet. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
They had a call and I. And I didn't know what it was. These guys, these guys with eight hands. What is this? Right?
Tom Welling
That would be like an octopus.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I did that on the air thinking how clever and funny it was. Yikes. Sorry.
Ethan
Get reprimanded.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, no, it's my own fault. I didn't know. But maybe they should put an explanation on the announcement so I wouldn't screw it up and. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Tom Welling
We have one more letter from Tom. From Ethan. Tom, I wouldn't mention this, but I think this is something you're really going to want to try.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Welling
And I. I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy it. Dear Tom, I am a daily listener. However, I've missed the last two weeks due to being away on my honeymoon. I was wondering if you could do a new segment called Things we Learned in the last Two Weeks.
Ethan
Oh, God.
Tom Welling
So I can get up to speed on What I missed. And given that Josh has now quit, he's not here to oppose the segment. Thank you in advance, Ethan from Illinois.
Bob Kevoian
Well, thanks, Ethan.
Tom Welling
How does that sound to you, Tom?
Bob Kevoian
I, I, I think maybe we should need to move on, but. Yeah, Josh always hated the Things We Learned segment. Yeah.
Ethan
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Stan bringing up that topic.
Tom Welling
There's nothing funnier than him yelling at you. I thought it was me yelling at you, but he took it to new heights.
Bob Kevoian
What do you think? The best stories we've had in the last two weeks.
Ethan
Oh, my God.
Bob Kevoian
Well, the guy. The guy that set himself on fire and rode the motorcycle.
Tom Welling
Let me tell you something. Never let it be. This question should never be asked. Does Chick know what he's doing? I think the answer is yes. Go ahead, Tom.
Bob Kevoian
The boomerang story, is that the one you like the most? Any stories that. How about this? What. What song, Pat, that you did in the last two weeks you think was the best one?
Josh
All them were fantastic. They were all tens. I don't know. I don't remember. I move on, we move forward.
Jess Hooker
Yesterday's the first one you did.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, the one he wrote spontaneously.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Let's do that. That was great.
Josh
What was it called?
Bob Kevoian
It was the one we, we did the. I remember Brand new feature in. Not chat. GPT. But Pat. GPT. We gave you just a few minutes to write a brand new song.
Ethan
Yep.
Bob Kevoian
And it was based on a news story. It was about a news story about the. The first boomerang. They think that.
Ethan
Yeah. The world's oldest known boomerang, older than scientists once believed. Now estimated to be between 39,000 and 42,000 years old. But it was used for hunting, not sport. So it did not come back.
Josh
Did not come back Throw it at some critter.
Ethan
It was in Poland that they discovered.
Josh
Won't come back this boomerang won't come back 40,000 years old maybe this relic had a crack Once upon a time it came back around but this one falls right to the ground all who, who really needs that? Who really needs that boomerang should come back maybe it was used for hunting Caveman on the attack Won't come back Won't come back Won't come back Won't come back Won't come back Lovely.
Jess Hooker
That's great. Really good.
Tom Welling
And speaking of Poland, that goes with Wimbledon, of IGA Swiatek, who's, I think from Poland. She bowls. I know that. The women's final at Wimbledon. It'll be Amanda Asamova, who's from New Jersey. Oddly enough, she's American and IGA Swiatek are the women's finalists. Semifinals today. Novak.
Bob Kevoian
Oh.
Tom Welling
Sir Djokovic. Not loud enough. And Yannick Sinner and Carlos escape from Alcaraz and Taylor Fritz in the other semi.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Asamova. Yeah, that. That got me. Gave me a chance to introduce a great song to you guys you'd never heard before.
Tom Welling
Nope. It was a song. All right.
Bob Kevoian
You don't like this? You ever heard this one, Ms. Hooker? Great organ. A little bit of a Ray Charles song.
Jess Hooker
I really do. This was in a movie from my childhood. I know.
Tom Welling
It was.
Jess Hooker
It was. Yeah. I'll have to look it up, but, yeah, I'm. I'm pretty certain it was. Yeah, I know that song.
Bob Kevoian
The Sir Douglas Quintet. Their other big hit was called Mendocino.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Anybody remember that one? Yeah, I like that.
Jess Hooker
I don't know that one.
Tom Welling
I'd love to hear Mendocino.
Josh
I like Mendocino a lot.
Tom Welling
Yeah, I need to be reminded of.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, here it is. Wait a minute.
Tom Welling
Yeah. Yeah, here it is. Yeah. Sir Douglas Quintet is back. We'd like to thank all of our beautiful friends for all the beautiful vibrations. All right, motor mouth.
Bob Kevoian
Remember, technically, those were different. I think probably 18 is 18 is technically a teenager. Yeah. Mendocino. Great song.
Tom Welling
Mendocino was the prison that he had to go through.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Michael Rosenbaum
I am Michael Rosenbaum.
Tom Welling
I am Tom Welling.
Michael Rosenbaum
Welcome to Talk Bill, where it's fun to talk about Smallville. We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, because I'm getting more screen time.
Michael Rosenbaum
It's good, but mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.
Tom Welling
I think we all feel like there.
Michael Rosenbaum
Was a scene missing here. You got me, Tom.
Tom Welling
Let's revisit it. Let's look at it, see what we remember.
Michael Rosenbaum
See what we remember.
Bob Kevoian
I had never been around anything like that before. I mean, it was so fun.
Michael Rosenbaum
Talk Ville.
Ethan
Talk.
Tom Welling
Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Michael Rosenbaum
Let's get into it.
Episode Focus:
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra centers around classic comedy and camaraderie, tackling odd listener letters, the curious world of female urinals, and culminating in Pat’s impromptu “Boomerang” song. Along the way, the crew shares personal anecdotes, debates bathroom logistics, and riffs on classic tunes, all with their trademark irreverence.
Segment Start: 03:10
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| Timestamp | Segment | Highlights/Quotes | |-----------|-------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:10 | Listener Letters & Female Urinals | “You would straddle that thing and hover over it.” [04:50] | | 08:08 | Airport Sidesaddle Toilet Story | “The guy’s obviously sitting sidesaddle on a toilet...” [10:02] | | 12:48 | “Things We Learned” Request | “Well, Josh always hated the Things We Learned segment.” [13:32] | | 14:05 | Pat’s “Boomerang” Song | “Won’t come back, this boomerang won’t come back…” [14:55] | | 16:13 | Sir Douglas Quintet Music Reminiscing | “Great organ. A little bit of a Ray Charles song.” [16:15] |
The panel keeps the conversation breezy, irreverent, and quick-witted, shifting effortlessly from truly odd historical trivia to pop-culture references and classic group roasts. The chemistry between Bob, Tom, Jess, Pat, and the crew is warm, sometimes raucous, always good-natured, and laced with offbeat humor. Even mundane or awkward topics become fodder for hilarity—exactly what longtime BOB & TOM fans expect.
Summary:
This B&T Extra episode is a quintessential slice of The BOB & TOM Show. Listener oddities about long-lost bathroom inventions set up wild speculative jokes, Pat’s musical improvisation highlights the group’s creative zaniness, and every detour—be it about urinals, airport bathrooms, or underappreciated classic bands—reaffirms the show’s unique comedic alchemy. Perfect for listeners looking for sharp banter on the world’s weirdest news.