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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the Big show today. Listener letters plus a one man band and plate spinners. It's coming up in just a minute.
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Perrin
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Mr. Insinuation
welcome to the Mr. Insinuation Show. The show. Well, you know, let's go to the phones and just go to the phones, huh? Good morning. You're on the program.
Caller
Hello, Mr. Mr. Insinuation. Yes, I have a.
Mr. Insinuation
Got a. Got a. Yeah.
Caller
And it's with my wife.
Mr. Insinuation
Okay.
Caller
And while she.
Mr. Insinuation
She's not letting you, you know, or, or she's not giving you.
Bob Kevoian
Well, yeah.
Caller
And. Oh, you know, I was wondering how long that would.
Mr. Insinuation
She's not doing the.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Okay.
Mr. Insinuation
Okay. Okay. Have you tried.
Caller
Yeah, we did that.
Mr. Insinuation
Okay. Okay. Have you tried this?
Caller
No, we haven't.
Mr. Insinuation
Okay. Have you followed. Now if you try that, follow it up with one of these and then immediately after that give it one of these.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Mr. Insinuation
Don't forget that.
Podcast Host
All right.
Caller
Well, thank you for every.
Mr. Insinuation
That ought to get you well. Yeah, you know. Okay.
Perrin
All right.
Mr. Insinuation
Well, I see by the. The way we were shortened show today and thanks for calling today. And it's been the Mr. Insinuation show. The show, you know.
Perrin
You know, right now.
Chronic Migraine Patient
Sure,
Caller
you asked for it. You got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom.
Bob Kevoian
Extra time for our letters as you.
Perrin
Yes it is.
Bob Kevoian
And if you don't mind, I'd like to lead things off with this letter coming to us.
Mr. Insinuation
Yeah.
Perrin
Now what is this supposed to be?
Bob Kevoian
This is from our friend Steve in Hawaii.
Tom Griswold
Oh, thought it was Bikini Bottom.
Bob Kevoian
That's nice.
Perrin
A few hours later,
Bob Kevoian
Steve on the big Island. Oh, this is.
Tom Griswold
Which one's that?
Perrin
Yeah. What's the name of the big.
Bob Kevoian
Is a trick. It's like Iceland and Greenland. The big island. Very small. We were talking about doing our show from Hawaii because we've been getting a lot of letters from different folks in
Tom Griswold
Hawaii telling us to jump into a volcano.
Perrin
There are a lot of nookie and muka lakanaka and stuff like that in Hawaii speak. Right.
Bob Kevoian
They've only got like beautiful language, three
Perrin
letters in their Alphabet or something.
Bob Kevoian
A lot of vowels, I'm not sure. But the point here is for you guys, this has got something for everybody. Okay, Steve said Josh mentioned you need at least three weeks if you did your show from the Hawaiian Islands.
Tom Griswold
That's right. We're gonna go. Let's go.
Bob Kevoian
I just gonna go for a Monday morning and then head back. There's a great local comedy scene in the Big island and Oahu. Then he says, pat, you can get your comedy card stamped for performing in Hawaii.
Larry
I've done all 50 states, but I haven't performed in Hawaii. I've been there for work but not performed on the island.
Bob Kevoian
All right, which ones haven't? You didn't. What, what else? Like Delaware or all of those?
Larry
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, you've.
Larry
Oh, yeah, 50 states.
Bob Kevoian
So the only one you've never done a show in is Hawaii.
Larry
Yeah, I've been there for. To get on a cruise ship. Yeah. Anchorage. And we. I performed at 2 o' clock in the afternoon before the ship left. So technically. And I did the club in Anchorage.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Okay, good. So there's something for you in Hawaii.
Perrin
Someone. Someone in Hawaii loves you. Tomorrow.
Bob Kevoian
Well, that's nice.
Perrin
Have you heard of that? Have you?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, Christy Lee said you'll like this. You can legally ride in the bed of a truck in Hawaii.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Oh, there you go.
Tom Griswold
Fun.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Nice.
Bob Kevoian
I'm not sure we can get that verified, but. I know.
Perrin
I think probably all bets are off in Hawaii. Right? I don't care.
Tom Griswold
That should be fairly lawless. Georgia.
Perrin
Yeah, 85 degrees. I heard the air is so damp you don't even have to lick stamps. It just. Oh, no, it just happens.
Bob Kevoian
That's where that happens here too.
Perrin
Oh, really?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Did you ever get one of those stamps that they're pre moist and you'll lick it? Never mind.
Perrin
Do they sell the stamps now that you have to lick?
Mint Mobile Advertiser
They don't even sell stamps you have to lick, do they?
Tom Griswold
No, he didn't say they did. He just said. He just said he licked a sticker.
Perrin
You look like the kind of guy who wants to make sure that the stamp's going to stick to the letter.
Bob Kevoian
I don't think I've. God, I don't know. The last time I mailed a letter
Mint Mobile Advertiser
you mail thank you cards and stuff.
Bob Kevoian
Well, I kind of have somebody else do it.
Perrin
So you've got the. I see you in the Wetted sponge and your writing station.
Bob Kevoian
Those were the days.
Perrin
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Helping my mom do Christmas cards with the wet sponge. Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
I'm a rebate man, so I still send.
Perrin
Yes, you do.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah. Speaking of, my mom, I. She had this thing. I think it was called, like, Mr. Snippy. And when you were wrapping gifts, you'd put this thing in your hand, and you could grip it and you'd slide it along it. It would cut the paper.
Tom Griswold
That thing's great.
Perrin
Yeah.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
I have one of those.
Tom Griswold
I have one of those in my office right now.
Bob Kevoian
Is it still called Mr. Snippy?
Tom Griswold
It didn't say it.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
I don't think it was.
Perrin
I've got one. I got two of those. Oh, I gotta get one right now.
Bob Kevoian
I know. Because, by the way, you know, Chick's too modest to say this. I have never seen a heterosexual man pack. And. And no rapid gift.
Tom Griswold
Oh, sorry.
Bob Kevoian
I do.
Perrin
I do.
Bob Kevoian
All right.
Tom Griswold
Packing rarely do a heterosexual man pa.
Perrin
I do. Okay.
Bob Kevoian
Maybe they get drunk enough. You know, he's an amazing gift wrapper.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Yes, he is.
Bob Kevoian
It's astonishing. No extra paper?
Perrin
Nope.
Bob Kevoian
God, when I do it, it's just
Perrin
like, oh, you're a mess.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, God. I get it half wrapped, and I just have to start cutting and cutting again.
Perrin
There's a lot about a man, the way he wraps a gift. A lot.
Bob Kevoian
A lot of. A lot of tape.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
You can't concentrate that long.
Bob Kevoian
Good point. Now, also, of course, for you, Josh.
Perrin
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Fishing in Hawaii.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Oh, yeah. Spearfishing. No, they do.
Tom Griswold
No, I know, but, boy, that's dangerous.
Perrin
Well, so is regular fishing.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, spearfish, you're underwater, where the sharks live and you don't have to be. And the fish start bleeding and they come.
Tom Griswold
I was thinking I'd do a Tom Hanks style.
Bob Kevoian
And coming up, we have sharks in the news versus fishermen.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Sure do.
Bob Kevoian
Interesting new stat on sharks and fishing.
Perrin
Take the sharks, give the points. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
You called it. You read it, huh?
Perrin
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Then it says pps, and this gets really confusing. Steve from Hawaii says if you come in the fall after daylight savings time, the difference is an hour closer.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Oh.
Bob Kevoian
Because they don't go on daylight savings
Mint Mobile Advertiser
time, so it'd be fine.
Bob Kevoian
What is it? Who else?
Perrin
Six hours, Utah.
Bob Kevoian
Who else doesn't? Arizona.
Perrin
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
That's got to be a pain in the ass if you're in business. It never matches up. Okay, I'm sorry. This says Chick will like this because he can enjoy breakfast football.
Tom Griswold
Oh.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Oh, yeah.
Perrin
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
You've been in LA during.
Perrin
I lived In San Diego we had. Yeah, everything started early. It was great.
Bob Kevoian
So what time does the first football game start?
Perrin
10. 10.
Bob Kevoian
10 in the morning in LA?
Perrin
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
So it would be 7 in the morning in Hawaii.
Perrin
Something like that? Probably. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And that and the. And then the overseas games.
Perrin
Oh, don't even get me started.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
They'd be the next day.
Tom Griswold
No, they'd be the night before.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Wow, this is confusing.
Tom Griswold
So.
Bob Kevoian
Well, thank you, Steve. Maybe we can be Hawaii bound. I have never been there. I've certainly purchased a lot of air tickets for other people to go.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
I've been there for three days.
Bob Kevoian
Lots of pictures of members of my family in Hawaii.
Perrin
I've heard that the cockroaches in Hawaii, you can ride them and rope them. That's what I've heard.
Bob Kevoian
No snakes.
Perrin
Very large.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
What do you mean no snakes?
Bob Kevoian
There are no snakes in Hawaii.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Really?
Larry
Is that true?
Perrin
You want to. That's a blanket statement. Yeah.
Larry
No snakes in Hawaii.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
No snakes.
Perrin
Are you going to follow it up with the fact as to why there are no snakes?
Mint Mobile Advertiser
How do you know that?
Perrin
Are you gonna crazily get mad and tell it? I bet you $10 million.
Bob Kevoian
Just thought I heard it.
Tom Griswold
There's no rabies in Hawaii. Did you know that?
Bob Kevoian
No.
Tom Griswold
Rabies has not made it to Hawaii.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Well, let's hope it doesn't.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Perrin
There are no boy cats in Hawaii. Isn't that. Isn't that weird?
Tom Griswold
The female cats have learned to reproduce on their own.
Perrin
Yep.
Larry
No crime.
Bob Kevoian
And by the way, did you see that story last week?
Tom Griswold
No, what was this?
Bob Kevoian
I don't. I forget the scientific name for it. Snake at a zoo. And I forget, I think it was in England for the second time. Has given birth and there were no other snakes in there.
Tom Griswold
So they don't know what the hell happened.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah, I'll dig it up.
Perrin
Couldn't a snake be in the ground somewhere and they wouldn't see it?
Bob Kevoian
Who knows where they live?
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Snakes are not native to Hawaii and are illegal to own. But a few non native species do exist.
Tom Griswold
Ah, okay. Yeah, Interesting.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, so it's like the Everglades. They bring in the.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
But they're tiny little things. They look more like earthworms. But they call them snakes.
Bob Kevoian
Do we have the visual of the license plate?
Tom Griswold
That's a Hawaiian license plate.
Perrin
That's another topic.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
We're not talking about Hawaii anymore.
Tom Griswold
No, no. Hawaii license plates. 13 figures long.
Home Depot Announcer
Isn't that something?
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Yeah, the personalized plates there. Can you imagine?
Tom Griswold
And they're longer than bumpers.
Perrin
The first five Letters have to be A's. Yes, A, A, A, A.
Bob Kevoian
There's a guy in my neighborhood that has one.
Perrin
One Hawaiian.
Bob Kevoian
Hawaiian license plate.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Perrin
Yeah. Do you think he's decided that you've told everyone this?
Bob Kevoian
I'm not gonna.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
How many people in our neighborhood have or in our area have a Hawaii? Now we know. Everybody knows.
Bob Kevoian
Well, everybody knows if they see his car, it's got a Hawaiian license plate, plate or front, a back.
Perrin
They didn't know until you said it. Now they're gonna be looking for it now.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
The police will pull him over.
Bob Kevoian
That's a.
Perrin
It's illegal, Tom. It's illegal.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, what is the current price of gasoline in Hawaii? I can only imagine.
Perrin
Well, you know, prices are slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, well, of course it's an island. They got to bring everything in.
Tom Griswold
All the gas stations over there, instead of a number, it just says, nope,
Bob Kevoian
you don't want to know.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Current price is $5 and 7 cents a gallon for regular.
Tom Griswold
Okay, it might be that in California. Yeah, exactly.
Bob Kevoian
It's more than that.
Perrin
You can collect six dinner glasses.
Bob Kevoian
Oh.
Perrin
All the service stations.
Bob Kevoian
I see.
Perrin
So that's a good deal.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Do we have a photograph of this license plate? There we go. Can you see that from.
Tom Griswold
Sure can.
Perrin
Yep. Sir.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's a bragger is what you got there.
Bob Kevoian
It's a nice Audi.
Perrin
Adept. It's the Audi wagon, I believe.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. And what state is that? Can you see?
Perrin
I'm gonna yellow New Mexico maybe.
Larry
It's got a racy plate.
Bob Kevoian
Do you notice that the plate is. Christy. It's MUF dvr.
Perrin
What do you think that is?
Mint Mobile Advertiser
I have a guess.
Bob Kevoian
What's your guess?
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Word would be muff.
Bob Kevoian
There you go.
Perrin
Wait a minute. Muff diver. What the hell is that?
Mint Mobile Advertiser
I didn't know if I could say that.
Tom Griswold
Now, Christy, what is a muff? Don't tell us, show us.
Bob Kevoian
It would have been much funnier if that car had been a Subaru and there was a lady getting into it.
Perrin
It's a fur lined softball tonight. Put your hands in, keep them warm. Muff keeps your.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Perrin
Thank you. Yeah, and if you can put your hands in and flip a coin. That muff's too big.
Bob Kevoian
Thank you very much.
Tom Griswold
The old joke. Now try clapping. I can't. Tight.
Perrin
Huh? Huh? Oh, that is. That is the rest.
Bob Kevoian
That is a fine joke. Almost as good as the one about I left it in the sink. Yes, that is. That is from New Mexico.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Somebody was asleep in New Mexico at the driver's license brand yeah, they've got that one through. I got that one passed.
Bob Kevoian
And probably not for long.
Mr. Insinuation
They.
Bob Kevoian
They. Apparently the. The various. I'm not sure what the name of that gig would be. If you work for the license branch in a given state, they share lists of.
Perrin
So. So you have muff diver. Okay. It's on your car.
Bob Kevoian
I don't.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Perrin
Can they as a person.
Tom Griswold
Theoretical.
Perrin
Shut up. Now can.
Bob Kevoian
Can the state take it back? Yes.
Perrin
Take it off your car.
Podcast Host
They can.
Christopher
They probably could.
Perrin
Right.
Tom Griswold
And then you'd have to get a bumper sticker that says, I'd rather be muff diving.
Perrin
I see about. About 7 ICE agents in masks coming to get down. That's what I see.
Tom Griswold
They charge up.
Perrin
That's right.
Tom Griswold
And a little screw.
Bob Kevoian
The guy goes. I say it's a Phillips, you jerk.
Perrin
Give us some plate.
Bob Kevoian
Give him some plate. Don't give me a flathead. Oh, dear God. This guy's got an allen wrench. Oh, okay, okay. Sorry. So send us your letters.
Perrin
We've got the rundown on the snakes in Hawaii.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. But good to know. Now let's move forward here. Do you.
Perrin
You worse. You wear slippers at home?
Bob Kevoian
No, never.
Perrin
Just barefoot or just.
Bob Kevoian
No, I can't go barefoot.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
You wear those boots all over.
Tom Griswold
The toenails clack against the tile like a velociraptor.
Bob Kevoian
No, I actually have put orange insoles.
Perrin
You have foot odor. You have a foot odor problem, yes or no?
Christopher
Not at all.
Perrin
I don't believe you.
Bob Kevoian
No, I don't have footholder problem. Would you like to smell my feet? They're currently. They're currently swimming in powder.
Perrin
I have an email. Something that will. Will make Josh happier. Dear Bob and Top show. Hello everyone at the Bob and Tom show. I hope all is well, especially Josh.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I'm feeling better. We're getting back on track.
Perrin
I wanted to let you know my name is Mark. Mark Dobson. That's right. I'm Mr. One Man Band.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, nice. Oh, Mark was here.
Perrin
That's right. Love him. He will be doing his one man band all across the country, including some state fairs very close to U.S. inc. With strolling the grounds with Bot the robot.
Bob Kevoian
What is he gonna.
Mr. Insinuation
Is he.
Bob Kevoian
Is. Are we gonna get him to come by again?
Perrin
Well, it's up to you, dude. I understand you guys usually take part of your show at a state fair. I'd be. It'd be great to see everybody catch up and maybe do a couple songs on the. On the old One Man Band with you.
Bob Kevoian
Josh. Has expressed his love of one man bands. So was it your birthday? We arranged this.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Perrin
Being a part of the happy 6th anniversary, Josh was my most fun performance ever. And I'm grateful for being part of that. See you down the road. I got his phone number right here.
Tom Griswold
Very nice. Well, we hope to see him again. Especially with Bot.
Perrin
Bot the Robot. That's right.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Familiar with Bot's work.
Perrin
Are you scrolling?
Tom Griswold
No, but I don't know if he works exclusively with Mark or.
Perrin
I know they. They hope to work together. I. I've heard rumors of infighting between Bot the Robot, Dobson and Bot Dobson and Bot. Something about billing separate flights.
Bob Kevoian
I think he's upset because our one man band friend has his own roadie which seems really.
Tom Griswold
I put that on my back.
Bob Kevoian
He was great.
Tom Griswold
Yes, legitimately good.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, we were.
Perrin
We were absolutely right.
Bob Kevoian
We were kind of wondering because it. Is it going to be kind of cheesy, right?
Larry
It wasn't.
Perrin
It is a one man band.
Tom Griswold
Oh, he's the man's got talent.
Perrin
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Although I was disappointed.
Tom Griswold
No.
Bob Kevoian
Monkey.
Perrin
You want to. No, that. Not that doesn't necessarily.
Tom Griswold
More of an organ. Organ grinder monkey.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Man band.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, it's. But it's like one of those crossover things, you know on TV where they'll have, you know, like Jean Luc Ponty will join some country band. Electric Violence.
Perrin
You know what they say about people.
Podcast Host
Got that.
Perrin
Tom Griswold, Perrin, Mr. Relatable.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I saw Jean Luc years ago. He was amazing.
Tom Griswold
You know what I'm talking about?
Bob Kevoian
You'll have. You'll have some. A classical musician might sit in. In a pop band, sure.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. You'll hear a symphony play.
Bob Kevoian
See, I'm just saying occasionally you'll get a one man band guy who will have a traditional organ grinder monkey with him.
Tom Griswold
You've seen this?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, absolutely.
Perrin
You've seen a one man.
Bob Kevoian
My phone broke. I couldn't take pictures.
Larry
It was.
Tom Griswold
It was.
Bob Kevoian
I mean it would be, you know, it just be unbelievable.
Tom Griswold
That would be a lot like if
Bob Kevoian
a John Mayer were to walk on the Lawrence Wel show. You know, you've got a genius and a. And I've been a genius, I guess.
Tom Griswold
Oh boy. That's a lot of genius for one TV screen.
Bob Kevoian
I've decided if. If I make it for my 50th anniversary in radio, I'm going to have a plate spinner on the show. Now you're saying first off, you will second.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
I mean it's that. That defines my life. The plate spinner. And you've got that. That music. I love plates spinners. You never see them anymore. Anymore. When's the last time you saw plates? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So there. Yeah. When demand stops, those jobs go away.
Caller
Right.
Perrin
What do you think the reason is? That you don't see plate spinners very often anymore.
Bob Kevoian
Lazy Gen X people.
Perrin
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Somewhat of a trick to it. Right. There's a notch in the plate.
Larry
Oh, is that true?
Perrin
Oh, sure, yes. But I think.
Tom Griswold
But you still need to keep it balanced.
Bob Kevoian
But it's analogous to one's life.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Bob Kevoian
If you don't pay attention to one of the plates, it's going to fall down and break.
Perrin
Break.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And. And you got to run around and
Perrin
hustle and it's up to you.
Bob Kevoian
It's all about multitasking. Which I'm incapable of doing.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Correct.
Perrin
And you continue to try.
Bob Kevoian
I know, it's terrible.
Tom Griswold
You know, that's. That's a. A cleaner analogy than Nikki Glazer's. I don't know if you've heard her. Life is like a gang bang analogy. There's a lot to do.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And you're trying to balance all of it.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So yours is a little more random,
Bob Kevoian
mine's a little more family friendly.
Tom Griswold
Big news, of course, with the Artemis.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Yep.
Tom Griswold
And I didn't see the first one, so I've been a bit lost this whole time, but. Oh, nothing for that. I. Oh, I'm sorry.
Bob Kevoian
I thought you were serious, too.
Perrin
I think Bruce Willis was in the first.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's right. Well, Ludy writes in.
Perrin
Ludy?
Tom Griswold
Yes. Spelling L, U, D, Y. It's a play on his last name.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
So he goes by Ludy like I would go by. Oh, very nice.
Bob Kevoian
Larry Grant, Carrie's lesser known brother. Just as handsome, but couldn't act at all.
Tom Griswold
The Clint Howard.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I love Clint.
Tom Griswold
I do, too.
Bob Kevoian
Clint's great.
Tom Griswold
And actually he can act. Yeah. Yes.
Bob Kevoian
And Perrin, if you're looking for a great book that's going to make you feel good, is it called Brothers? I think.
Tom Griswold
No, the Boys.
Bob Kevoian
The boys. Sorry. It's Ron Howard and Clint Howard. It's such a heartwarming, great book.
Perrin
Anyway, Ron Howard and Clint Howard are brothers.
Bob Kevoian
Yes, sir.
Perrin
Son of a guy.
Bob Kevoian
It's a really good book.
Tom Griswold
Revealed in the final chapter of that
Perrin
book, by the way.
Bob Kevoian
And their father's name was Rance.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
R A, N, C. Very awkward introducing him to Asian folks.
Tom Griswold
Well, they just thought he was Lance,
Perrin
but I don't think his name really was Rance, was it?
Bob Kevoian
It was a cowboy name he. He picked up from some old movie. I'm sorry. Back to your letter.
Tom Griswold
Ludy wants to know.
Perrin
This is the longest letter ever.
Tom Griswold
Do you know at which Hollywood studio the Artemis 2 footage is being films? I believe it's MGM.
Mint Mobile Advertiser
Oh, okay.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, you loser.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Podcast Host
The Hammer alley podcast. An 80s flashback mockumentary.
Bob Kevoian
Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley. Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?
Podcast Host
How did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987. Hammer Alley. Ever heard of them? To rock bottom.
Caller
Dude, I was born in 1987.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I can't believe he's doing this.
Podcast Host
Hammer Alley.
Bob Kevoian
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Episode: B&T Extra: Listener letters, One-Man Band, & Plate Spinners
Date: May 4, 2026
Hosts & Guests: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Perrin, Larry, Christopher
This B&T Extra delivers a lively, joke-filled segment focused on listener letters and classic variety acts like the one-man band and plate spinners. The cast uses the letters as jumping-off points for their signature banter, riffing on topics ranging from Hawaii trivia and personalized license plates to the lost art of plate spinning. Throughout, the tone is playful, fast-paced, and filled with comedic asides, layered references, and unfiltered quips.
(04:52–15:53)
True to its morning show roots, this B&T Extra is a punchy, loosely structured blend of audience participation and classic variety show nostalgia. The crew’s chemistry shines through rapid-fire jokes, gentle ribbing, quirky facts, and playful myth-busting. The segment will appeal mainly to listeners who enjoy witty, spontaneous comedy and off-beat Americana, with a healthy dose of the hosts’ own memories and musings.