The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Man in Lingerie, Pat Song, & Vanity Plates
Date: February 2, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show, Cumulus Podcast Network

Episode Overview

This B&T Extra brings the signature Bob & Tom blend of comedy, irreverent talk, and oddball news stories. Centered on a hilarious collection of real-life weirdness, this episode's highlights include a Florida man found in lingerie at a construction site (with a concealed handgun), a musical interlude from Pat Godwin, odd vanity plate rejections, mermaid-inspired criminality, and more. Listeners get playful conversations, witty banter, comedic songs, and the group’s unfiltered reactions.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "Better Version of You" – Pat's Song-Oriented Cold Open

[Timestamps: 03:02 – 06:30]

• Pat Godwin performs a satirical, tongue-in-cheek song from the perspective of parents explaining to their child that they're expecting another baby – a "better version" of their current kid.
• Lyrics hit on parental hopes (and digs at the first kid’s flaws), all wrapped in Pat's signature dry wit.
• Notable quote:
  • “Maybe this new person won’t wet the bed... It’s not a replacement, it’s more like an upgrade. Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you.”

2. Prostate Exams, "Hooey", and Medical Slang

[Timestamps: 06:45 – 12:10]

• The team riffs on awkward medical terminology and exams, especially for prostate checks.
• Endless euphemisms for body parts abound – the cast debates the popularity of names like “hooey” (“down there” is apparently America’s top choice for anatomical nicknames).
• Chick: “I think Hooey is certainly top five… 87% of women call it a hooey!”
• Tom: “Look under H for hooey in your medical dictionary…”

3. Florida Man in Lingerie Conceals Gun – The Saga

[Timestamps: 12:11 – 20:34]

• News story: A Florida man is arrested at a construction site, wearing a red lace bra and G-string, hiding a firearm behind a silicone breast insert.
• The group wonders about bra holsters, alternative concealment ideas, and proper attire for mugshots.
• Visual humor around the man’s mugshot and speculation as to whether he worked on the site, or if this was just his costume party prep.
• Willie: “What? A guy can’t have a good time, put on a bra and bring a gun around?”
• Tom: “Is there any police department where, when they go ‘okay, face me… now let’s do a fun one!’”

4. Pat’s Song: "Every Night I'm A Different Lady"

[Timestamps: 20:35 – 22:20]

• Pat returns with a humorous tune about dressing as a different woman each night, referencing the earlier news story.
• Lyrics lampoon variety, self-entertainment, and camouflaged identities.
• Pat (singing):
  • “I put on a wig, I cinch my dress real tight, and I’m a different lady every night.”

5. Nude Mermaid Arrest & Unusual Criminal Excuses

[Timestamps: 22:21 – 24:45]

• News out of Louisiana: A woman, aiming to "be a mermaid", swims naked in a neighbor’s pond, ultimately requiring police extraction.
• The group jokes about the logistics of police blanketing a nude, "mermaid" arrestee and how quickly weird “reasons” come up for being naked in public.
• Christy Lee: “She was, quote, ‘trying to be a mermaid.’ That’s the first sign she’s a lunatic.”
• Willie: “A whole new world – I guess you grew your legs back, huh?”

6. Chinese Man Fired for Excessive Bathroom Breaks

[Timestamps: 24:46 – 27:38]

• Discussion of a worker dismissed for 14 long bathroom breaks (one lasting 4 hours!), and his (ultimately unsuccessful) lawsuit, citing hemorrhoids.
• Playful speculation about word games in Mandarin and debate over what constitutes too many breaks.
• Chick: “Four hours? Which came first though, the piles or the time?”
• Tom: “In Mandarin Chinese, there’s like 50,000 different symbols. So doing Wordle is a [challenge]…”

7. Vanity Plates: The Ones That Got Denied

[Timestamps: 27:39 – 35:34]

• Indiana's BMV reportedly denied 700 requests for personalized plates.
• The group gleefully shares some of the funnier rejections:
  • POOPY
  • BOOB 13S (calculator humor: 8008135, "boobies" upside down)
  • TNY PEEN (“Tiny Peen”)
  • FAFO 2AM ("F*** around and find out, 2AM")
  • BTT STFF (“Butt Stuff”)
  • P TOWN (“Pound Town”)
  • A55 1TCH (“Ass Itch”)
• The team riffs on what kind of person would fight for each plate, and agrees that certain choices say a lot about their owners.
• Notable exchange:
  • Tom: “A vanity plate can really tell a father a lot about the boy picking up their daughter. ‘Yeah, Ass Itch is here,’”
  • Willie: “Looks like we’re going to the movies, honey. Sitting three rows behind!”

8. Pat’s Encore Song: "I Wanna Be Your Bra"

[Timestamps: 35:35 – End (~38:55)]

• Pat delivers a musically cheeky tribute to undergarments, with lyrics as euphemistic as they are earnest.
• Each verse is a barrage of "boob" jokes; the troupe joins in for a final chorus.
• Pat (singing):
  • “I want to be your bra, and feel your big jugs under me… I just want to stick my little head between your boobs… I just want to be your bra!”
• Willie (interrupting): “What about my hyenas?”
• Pat: “They’re not my cup of tea…”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Pat Godwin (Song) [03:02]: "Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you…it’s not a replacement, it’s more like an upgrade."
• Chick (On anatomy slang) [08:13]: “87% of women call it a hooey! …I think that’s regional.”
• Tom (On mugshots) [15:34]: “Let’s do a fun one. [Pretends to police] You know, they put a little bunny ears… hilarious.”
• Christy Lee (Mermaid arrest) [22:30]: “The 41-year-old was, quote, 'trying to be a mermaid.' That’s the first sign she's a lunatic.”
• Tom (On vanity plates) [30:45]: “That's over. How many 6, 7 plays got through before that became a thing?”
• Pat Godwin (Song/Musical Tag) [36:00]: “I wanna be your bra…I just want to be your bra!”

Highlights with Timestamps

• 03:02 – Pat Godwin’s parental satire: “Making a Better Version of You”
• 11:10 – Lively discussion (and confusion) over the term "hooey"
• 13:45 – Florida man in lingerie/lace with concealed handgun
• 20:35 – Pat Godwin’s "Every Night I’m a Different Lady"
• 22:21 – Mermaid arrest, clothing debates, and police response
• 24:46 – Four-hour bathroom breaks: China’s odd office life
• 27:39 – Vanity plate applications denied, with jokes and speculation
• 35:35 – "I Wanna Be Your Bra" by Pat Godwin (musical sendoff)

Tone & Style

The episode is unapologetically zany, embracing adult humor with playful irreverence. The group’s hallmark is their willingness to riff, experiment with bits, and lean fully into both music and banter. The hosts reference news stories as jumping-off points, but always pull them back into a universe where dad jokes, wordplay, and double entendre rule.

For newcomers: This episode is classic BOB & TOM—topical oddities, juvenile humor, and songs you can’t unhear. Enjoy the ride!