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Big tax changes this year could mean a bigger refund. And Jackson Hewitt knows how to get you your biggest. You'll get $100 just to try us. That won't make you filthy rich, but definitely gas plus groceries rich. And since we know all the new tax codes, you could get thousands back, which would make you low key, loaded or at least wealthy adjacent. Go with our trusted Pros and get $100 to switch. Rest easy. Jackson Hewitt's got your taxes guaranteed. Limited time offer for new clients. Participate in locations only. Details@jacksonhewitt.com welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Coming up on today's show, a man in lingerie, plus a pat song and vanity plates. All on the way in just a minute. It's awesome. You're gonna love it. I am. I'm gonna give it to you. Thank you. All right. Thanks for being here. Thank you. If you're shopping while working, eating, or even listening to this podcast, then you know and love the thrill of the hunt. But are you getting the thrill of the best deals? Rakuten shoppers do. They get the brands they love with the most savings and cash back. And you can get it too. Start getting cash back at your favorite stores and even stack sales on top of cash back. It's easy to use and you get your cash back through paypal or check. The idea is simple. Stores pay Rakuten for sending them shoppers and Rakuten shares the money with you as cash back. Download the free Rakuten app and never miss a deal. Or go to rakuten.com to start getting the most bang for your buck. That's R a K u T E N. Thanks, Ashley, for being here. You are live. Hey, little man. Get up out of bed and wipe all the sleep from those eyes. I know that it's late, but we just couldn't wait to tell you our big new surprise. Remember that night about three months ago when you walked into mom and dad's room? And then how we talked of the birds and the bees and arousal and climax and wounds? Well, six months from now, you'll be a big brother. That's right, little tiger. It's true. Mommy and daddy are making a better version of you. It might be a boy, just like his older brother, but without the flaws holding you down. Or if we are lucky, we could have a girl like we wanted. The first time around. Maybe this new person won't wet the bed or bug us for candy. I bet the new you will shut up when we tell them and not make so much friggin noise. Thanks to the five years we've had you to practice on, now we know what not to do. Mommy and daddy are making a better version of you. Can you imagine the things he'll achieve as a doctor or a lawyer or in Indian chief? He'll be an astronaut. He'll bring world peace. He will win the World Series and cure all disease. He will be handsome and he will be popular. He will be wealthy and very important. And he will be famous and he will be special. And you get to watch. I said shh. Oh, sorry. It's a lot for a five year old boy to take in. But we know that you're brave and you're tough. So we ask that you give to him all of your love and your bedroom and all of your stuff. It's not a replacement, it's more like an upgrade. It's our little man version 2. Mommy and Daddy are making the buns in the oven and baking. Mommy and Daddy are making a better version of you. This is Soaring Eagles part. We have a doctor coming in to do Chick's prostate exam. I wonder, the prostate doc, can they do it with either. Either hand? What are you talking about? Ambidextrous. I imagine they get used to doing it with one finger or the other. I would think. I would imagine, yes. After a while I'm guessing, I would assume if you're right handed, you use your right hand. Although maybe not because you eat with them. I think they've actually. You know what, they've actually decided. Excited to use gloves now, Tom. And I bet, I bet you stay away from. I bet you stay away from things like bean dip and. Yeah, I'm with you there. Brown gravy. Brown gravy. Yeah. This is our way of. This is our way of underscoring the importance of having a proper medical examination by a qualified physician. I hope this is working. Yeah. Hershey syrup. Our point. Our point here fellas, is you need to. Your point is you need to have certain examinations at certain times in your life, ladies. Same thing, different exams. Of course, yes. I just got a reminder today you get your mammogram coming up. Well, talk to a healthcare professional about some of the tests you should get. Yeah, I'm not gonna have. We probably won't. Probably won't do it here in the. Why can't. We could Auction it off. Man. Night caller. Right now. Don't they just use ice cream bars? Ice cream bars? Ice cream bars. Stick. Oh, the popsicle stick. Yeah, popsicle stick. And they just whoosh the hooey and whoosh. This is why. This is why Chick is. Chick isn't a doctor. Tom, you have one of those medical dictionaries, don't you? Look, look under H for hooey. Hi, Ms. Lee. I'm your. I'm your doctor. Now, before this exam, you're gonna have to move your clothes so I can get a good look at your hooey. Oh, no, no. Here's the thing. Woo wee. The most popular name for that place among women is down there. Down there, Right? Not Huey. I think who. He's second. No, I think who. He. Certainly. Huey is certainly in the top five. 87% of women. And I think it's higher. They call it the Huey. Oh, yeah, I think it's. I think that's regional. Regional. I think it varies from area to area. Great country. Shaky Puddin would be in the south. No, really, I'm not so sure what it would be. I imagine that doctors get quite the thrill sometime when some of their clients describe because, you know, they're nervous about speaking about their bodies in front of doctors. That's true. Northwest Baby Cave is used a lot. The Bob and Tom show is still trying to wake up. In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra. Pat's itching to play a song. He told you. What's. That's related to a story. Okay. He sure did. And this was the story. Authorities in Florida have arrested a man smartly. Once again, smartly done, team. People don't even know we're doing this. After finding him on a construction site wearing lingerie. Where I start over. I'm lost. A Florida man arrested after being found on his construction site wearing lingerie with a firearm concealed inside a silicon breast implant. Oh, weird. According to the Polk County Sheriff's Office, 39 year old Matthew Zakari Zakarnio was seen putting on a red lace bra and G string as deputies approached him. When deputies ordered him to stop, the man removed the items instead, revealing a handgun hidden behind one of the silicon breast inserts that he'd been holding. Keep your eyes up here. You pull it out. Following his arrest, the man reportedly claimed that he was on his way to a costume party. Whoa. Okay. He now faces multiple charges, as you can imagine. Very strange. Really strange. That's not a.38. This is a.38 double D. All right, tootsie. Put your hands up. What the hell is happening? What's going on here? That is weird. What? A guy can't have a. Oh, there he is. Can't have a good time, put a bra and bring a gun around? Take a look at that guy. I wonder. This is a dumb question, but he felt pretty. I know. They make all kinds of holsters. Yes. You know, for. They have a bra holster. That was my question. Yeah. Do they really? It'd be for a little gun, though. So does it go right there by the boob or is it on the side? I don't know. I don't have one. I mean, the gun's weird looking. It almost looks like a 3D printed type. It does. It looks like a taser almost. I like the lock of wig. We can see in the left corner. Wow, that is really. Bless his heart. Was he planning some kind of a crime or was he just. I'd be nervous around him. I wouldn't trust myself. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe they should have. Now the mug shot that we have, he's not wearing the wig or anything anymore. Right. What is the protocol on that? Yeah, you take the wig off before the mug shot. I think they should take both. Yeah. Yeah, they should take both. That's. And then. Is there any police department. When they go. Okay, face me. Now turn to the side. And now let's do a fun one. You know, they put a little bunny ears. There are a couple different. Hilarious. Couple different bra holsters, if you will. One go in the center and one does go on the side. That is. I know that I'm a boob guy and you guys know that. And I'm. I don't know why. That's the hottest thing I've ever heard of. A gun right between the boobs. Oh, you like it? I love it. So see, Let me see this. Oh, boy. I don't know if you can see that. Tom from I hate the things I'm going to Google after today's show. That's bad for me. Angela, white gun for those in the know. Is that some famous porno girl? And Josh nailed it, by the way. I mean, just right up my alley. Big boobs and foreign dark hair. Get out of here. Can you see that? Better get out of here. Take my money. Yeah. How weird. Cool. Why would a guy be in a construction site? Is he going to shoot some construction worker that does a cat call? I. Hey, gorgeous. Nice ass. Oh, yeah. Boom. Doesn't he work at the construction site? It said. It didn't say. That. Well, finding him on a construction site, I don't know if he worked there. Well, you wrap up work, you know, you're with your pals, you're at the site, you're probably drinking a little bit, you got a party to go to. You have to. You have your gun with you. Who's having a costume party now? I know. You know what? Fair. It's Florida. Okay, well, you don't have to wait for Halloween to have a costume party. No. Pat, do you have a song for. That's right. That guy dressed up like the FTD florist guy was amazing. You ready? Yeah. I am a booba guy, too, Willie. And a different Kind of Ladies fan. Every night a different late day Every night it's a different chick Every night and the morning, baby, who is it tonight, Baby, take your pick Every night a different woman I'm having me such a mighty good time Friends wonder what the hell I'm doing I tell them variety is the spice of life so many girls I forget One night's a blonde the next a brunette I put on a wig I cinch my dress real tight and I'm a different lady every night Every night I'm a different lady thank you very much. And, Pat, you don't even have to change your name. I don't know. How convenient. Yeah. Well, thank you very much, Pat. We return to the news desk with Christy Lee. What else is happening in Louisiana, A woman has been arrested for swimming nude in her neighbor's pond. Says she was attempting to be a mermaid. KTV reports that the Union Parish Sheriff's deputies responded to a residence in Marion where a naked woman was found swimming in a pond on the property. The 41 year old initially refused to leave the pond, allegedly stating she was, quote, trying to be a mermaid. That's the first sign that she's a lunatic. I do love someone saying that. Like, it's a totally reasonable thing to say. Like, excuse me. I'm so sorry, you guys. I was just trying to be a mermaid, you understand? Yeah. She did eventually get out of the pond and was arrested on multiple charges. So when she gets out, then that's when they know she's naked. Yeah. Well, do they blanket her? Oh, that's what they do. Probably. Of course, one of those silver blankets or whatever. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Here, come on. Maybe her clothes were laying nearby. Let's go to an ambulance. Goofy. Come on. There we go. Right this way, Ariel. A whole new world. Yeah. There we go. I guess you grew your legs back, huh? Okay. A man in China has been fired for taking frequent and uncessively long bathroom breaks. Well, now, wait a minute. What. What is considered frequent? Well, a man sued his former company for illegal termination, claiming he suffered from hemorrhoids. Oh. The company, however, submitted surveillance footage showing the frequency and duration of the man's trips to the bathroom. In one month, he reportedly took 14 toilet breaks with the longest lasting four hours. Well, that's why he has hemorrhoids. Yeah. Which came first, though. Him. Getting him. What? Yeah. What does come first? Four hours. The piles. Well, I. I know why. Why? I don't. In Mandarin Chinese, there's, like, 50, 000 different symbols. Yeah. So doing wordle is a. I. Yeah, he's got a. You really got to think before you. Four hours. Come on. Yeah, Somebody doesn't want to work, it sounds like. Yes. And if you're pushing for four hours, you're going to have the roids, as you suggest. Man, 14 hours or 14 breaks in a month, though. Doesn't seem unreasonable. Not at all. Oh, it wasn't per day. No, it said a month. Oh, yeah. It's just how long they are. That's like every other day or whatever, Right? Well, maybe in China, though. I don't know. Someone's got to make these phones come on. Okay. You know, he's. He's not wrong, but he's wrong in ways. No, he's not. He's not. Factually incorrect. No, but he's wrong. Okay. And I teased the bmv, the Bureau of Motor vehicles, which most places is called the Department of motor vehicles. Yeah, yeah. Not here. I'm against it. Dmv because it messes up comedy bits. It does. You have to pick one. I know. It's 70%. You know, the same thing with, like, DNR for Department of Natural resources. Some states do some alternate version. They do. Mm. I don't care. I think the states rights thing's gone too far. I want one uniform code for the entire country. Yeah, I'm fine with that. And I want everyone to wear the same clothes. I'm shocked that in this story from the state of Indiana, amongst 700 requests that they denied for personalized license plate. Oh, 700? Yeah. Read a couple of them. The first one's obvious. Yeah. I mean, that should be. That should be. They should say no to that. Just based on. That's over. Yeah. Like six, seven. How many six, seven plays got through before that became a thing? You can get anything on a license plate frame, though, Right? And put that on your car or is that. Yeah, probably. I think so. That'd be. We've all seen. Really offensive. Yeah, well, it depends if you live in a state that requires a license plate up front. Some don't. Well, no, no. He's talking about the frame that goes around. Oh, that thing. Oh, okay. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Poopy was one that was said, nope, can't do that, Poopy. I mean, I am a child, but yeah, when I heard it, I did giggle a little bit. Right, right. Okay. I'm okay. This one is b o o b 13s. Remember that on the calendar? The. The calculator in School. It's 800-8135 and you turn it upside down says boobies. What a great time that is. How about. How about this one? This was turned up. T N Y space. P E E N. Oh yeah. Who wants to advertise that? Or maybe poor Tony Peen couldn't get his vanity plate. It's a hard life. It's probably on a Corvette or some kind of like that. Right? Making a joke. This one's kind of interesting. Fafo space. 2am that is. I don't get it. F around and find out. Yeah. What? Yeah, yeah. That's a popular one, I think. The Olympics gymnastics team. That was their down low. Oh, really? Motto. Yeah. The last time they won gold it was F around and find out. Yeah, what does it mean? Well, explain. What do you mean, what's it mean? So go ahead, keep messing around. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I'll smack you in the face before you know it. F around. You know what the F stands for? If I said, hey, it bothers me when you kick me in the shins and you go, I'm gonna keep kicking you in the shins, you know, F around and find out. See what happens if you. Okay. What's the 2am for that? I don't know. That is kind of odd. Like I'll come beat you up at 2am kind of thing. The bar is closed. I think it's nice to make an appointment. I mean, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. How about this one? BTT Oh, I just got it. Never mind. Oh, you did not say it. It's BTT S TFF BTT Yeah, it's butt stuff. I didn't. Hilarious. Right away. What about P Town? Did you say PND or BND? Oh, pound town. It was rejected. I thought it was like Penis and D Town. I'm gonna send you to both. It's too much penis. Yeah. It's too crazy. Yeah. T much peeing. They also got. Why is snow420 bad drug reference. Yeah. Oh, but the snow doesn't make. It's probably anything. I assume they probably have a blanket. No. 420. Yeah, probably. I'm guessing so who knows? But this one's kind of funny. A55 space. Yes. One. Tch. Ass itch. I think that's kind of funny. Yeah, but hey, it's a nice. Really only got a nice car there, Dave. And your plate says ass itch. Yeah, I'm president of Dude Wife. What do you want? That would not make you giggle if you saw that. I can't imagine some young lady going, well, I've met this new guy. He's really great. Maybe he's married and his wife's got a good sense of humor. You don't know. His nickname is ass itch. A vanity plate can can really tell a father a lot about the boy picking up their daughter. Yeah, Ass itch is here. Looks like we're going to that movie, honey. And sitting three rows behind. Yeah, last week it was Butt Captain. I tried to. Ahoy. There seems be a theme here. No wonder Susie can't focus. Whoa, Ally, look at the gazongas on that gal. She's one busty lady. Let's tell her how we feel. I want to be your bra. I bet that you're a double D. I want to be your bra and feel your big jugs under me. No, I don't. I don't want to marry you. I just want to carry your big boobs around all over town. I just wanna be your bra. No thanks. That's not for me. What about my hyenas? Uh, they're not my cup of tea. How about fishnet Stocky? No, that will never do. I wanna be a dick brassiere and hang around with you. I wanna be your bra. I love your hefty happy sex. I wanna be your bra. Why don't you do some jumping jets? I don't wanna get you in the bed. I just want to stick my little head between your boobs. You're inner too. I just want to be your bra. Do you like my melons? They're firm and ripe and sweet. My boobs are so gigantic. Oh, I bet you've never seen your feet. Would you like to squeeze them? No. That would make me glad. You'll be the greatest living bra a girl has ever had. Hey, boss. Those are the biggest hooters I've ever come across. Oh, I wanna be your bra. I love your coddly snuggle pop? I want to be your bra? Your nipples look like Dixie cup? And if your boobs start going south? I'll hold onto them with my mouth? They'll stay in place thanks to my face? I just wanna be your bra? I just wanna be? We just want to be? I just, just wanna be your bra? I just wanna be your bra. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. 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