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It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today, the Mile High Club. Tell me about this. And a stupid world record. It's on the way in just a minute. Bombas makes the most comfortable socks, underwear and T shirts. Warning, Bombas are so absurdly comfortable, you may throw out all your other clothes. Sorry, do we legally have to say that? No, this is just how I talk. And I really love my Bombas. They do feel that good. And they do good too. One item purchased equals one item donated. To feel good and do good, go to bombas.com and use code audio for 20% off your first purchase. That's B O M b-s.com and use code audio at checkout. Three things in every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie that you'll hear. One is his pain yell. And every movie, he has to do it. Another thing he has to say every movie, at least once he has to say, get out. That's it. They're chasing after us. Get out. Another thing he has to say every movie, at least once. Grab my hand. It's these three things. Get out. Grab your hand. Grab my hand. That made me think Arnold should play Jesus in his next film. So remember in the Bible when they're gambling in the church, Right? They had that flea market going on. Jesus got upset, he bust in. You can't gamble in here. It's God's temple. Get out. Of course, remember the time he's walking on water, I'm walking On water. Peter was in the boat Master. I'm coming out there to see you. No. Help. I'm drowning. I can't swim. Grab my hand. And of course, then of course, the ending scene, which is the worst part. I'll be back. Oh, man. If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now. This is Bob and Tom Extra. We don't have an official ruling on this Mile High Club controversy. But once again, I'm saying. I thought you said you had the official ruling. You made it. Yeah, but how about this? All right? We asked about. Can you join the Mile. Mile High Club on a Greyhound bus? Now, obviously, no. How about you're driving on a Greyhound bus driving through Denver. There you go. See that. That would be possible. But see, I. That. That takes away the. The notion of being aloft. Right. We do have this nice letter here. This comes to us from. We'll just say M. Okay. My wife and I are not officially in the Mile High Club. Okay. But we were on a train and they had nice big bathrooms. We call it the Mile Long Club. I think that's. That's good. Yeah, that works. Okay. Yeah. You guys keep me laughing and my blood pressure low every morning. Oh, thank you very much. I'm very happy to do that for you. We'll be your stat. Is that what you said? It's the opposite. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Listeners never forget the sacrifice we're making our health. I think there's your next parody song. Will be your statin. Lower your blood pressure too. St. Staten Island. Little I'll. I'll take Manhattan. Cosmetically incorrect Status Bronson. Yeah, that's the cholesterol, isn't it? Yeah, that. Hey, you know, whatever. Sometimes you're swing and miss. I'll call that one a F. You rarely swing and miss. You're right. Well, you know, swing and miss. I thought you said swinging Dicks. I'm sorry if you're talking swinging. Swinging Dicks. Well, a different topic indeed. Yes. Used to be a DJ by that name here. Swinging Dick. Swinging Dick. No, he did weekends. Absolutely. Come on. He's out in San Diego now. Pretty good. Yeah, great. Great job. Okay, wait a minute. On the air. Called himself that name. That was his name. Ace. Am I right? Swinging Dick. Remember that, Ace. Just agree with me next time. Yeah. Now get upset about it. I'll call Dean. Yeah, Swinging Dick. He was in the area. Is it true. Isn't it true that radio personalities don't like being called jockeys? Dj disc jockeys. I have never character DJ now means. Although I don't know what you would call me. DJ now means someone who does, you know, sure stuff live and points to the ceiling from their laptop. But with the way Tom just said, oh, yeah, he was a good jock. I. That sounds so cool to me. Yeah, jock's a cool word. Yeah, jock is cool. Do you remember swinging dick? Dangerous Dick. Dangerous, yes. Him. I know. Well, his dick wasn't dangerous till it was out there. Swinging. Yeah, exactly. You're not gonna have a. I liked. I loved his name, and he was a pretty funny guy. Cool, Dangerous dick. Odd last name. Which is more offensive. Dangerous dick or swinging? Dangerous is fine. I think dangerous is scarier. Yeah. I don't know swinging about this. Swinging dick is more provocative. And it sounds like there's a lack of consensuality. I've got it for you. You don't think dangerous does. No. Swinging dick sounds like. Ask for it. It's like a Louis ZK thing. Hey, I didn't ask for that. Well, well, well. Which would you want to be a part of? A dangerous situation or a swinging situation? Swinging. Swinging. We were swinging. Swinging. Eating chocolate pie. Okay, that's some good writing. Could we get the show back in the rails? What's going on over there? I think we've completed our sports broadcast. Yep. There's my ride. All right. Thank you. Good night, everybody. See you, man. There's the world record. We don't have a world record. No, not today. I had one. Do it. It was too stupid. Too. Too stupid. It must have been. Really? I got to hear it now. Hell, yeah. All right. What if it's the coolest record we've ever had? Bob be long jump 37ft. A group of siblings from Spain. Wait a minute. The Nina, the P and the Santum. A group of siblings from Spain have honored their late parents by breaking the Guinness world record for the largest collection of dog related items. Now, you know me. I. I love my dogs. Right up your alley. It has everything. I love dogs, but this is just so dumb. That's so vague. Dog related items. Like what? Like. So what do we got here? Wait a minute. Is this an outdoor grill? Oh, they love steaks. Okay. I saw Rosa Gal. Siesta Munz Galvez. I. I began collecting dog figurines when she was around 60. Adorable. When she was around 60. Her supportive husband, whose name is Maria Gabaro. Garawa. This is her husband's name. Maria. Yeah. Only contributed while she was alive. But he kept. Kept his wife's collection going after she Passed away. Oh, not only. I see. So she croaks, this guy starts keeping the dog stuff. So now the kids have taken over. They've collected more than 2, 000 dog related figurines. You know, you know, I hate figurines. You know? You know, I kind of didn't know that. Oh, yeah. How do you feel about the word knickknack? I hate knickknacks. I don't like superfluous crap on my desk. He's like, this is not clutter. This is important. This is documentary. Now look at the difference. I have nothing over here. A chick has little, little toys and figurines and how about this? Little statuettes, action figures. Do you guys like this segment idea? It's called tell me about this and it's just I walk over, grab something off. I love this. Yeah, tell me about it now. I love it. There's nothing over here except for. Let's give it a shot. Yeah, let's give it a shot. I love this. Hello and welcome again to the Bob and Town top shows feature. Tell me about this. Hosted by Josh Arnold. Let's go live now to Josh Arnold over by Tom's desk. Don't touch me. Making the situation. He's making a choice right now. Here he comes. And here's Josh with the first episode of Tell me about this. Tom, tell me about this. Those are, those are my needle nose pliers. Okay. And you have them at your desk. Can I, can I. If I guess, can we make it part of guessing what they're for? Yes. So a lot of people own needle nose plot. I. I'm going to venture to guess. A lot of people do not have them at their work desk. Correct. They're ready. No one has. You know what? I need to, I need to excuse myself from this because I know what he uses those for. So anybody else. I do. So if anybody else wants to make it to open some kind of can or. You're very, very close. You're very, very close. That's part of my opening kit. What you say? It's a, it's on. It's a label use. An on label. Label use. Yes. Okay. It's something that pliers are good for. Yeah. He's not, I don't know, pulling his socks off with these. I like what you said. Pulling nose hair out. Yeah. Is that from your large nose hair? I can see it from here for nose. Nose hairs, of course. I have my nose hair clippers. Of course. In my drawer. I don't have them on Work well, once again, these are needle nose pliers. So, Tom, tell me about this. It's part of my opening packages. It's a opening package. Not only Amazon. I thought your needle nose pliers was exclusively for your. Your drinks and coffee and things that lids are too tight. Yes. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, those Starbucks lids can. Starbucks. If you get a Starbucks iced tea, which I don't get anymore, but when I used to those lids, it's impossible to get them off without needle nose pliers. So needle nose pliers, they're used to get off the. Okay, so these were primarily for. Yes. And then I have a pair of regular scissors. We know that. I have my razor knife. And then I have my heavy duty plastic scissors for cutting through stuff that's packaged too tight. Oh, yeah, yeah. Some of those clamshells. But I don't have any superfluous statuettes. These are all tools. Okay, well, you know what, Tom? I thank you for telling me about this. Our first episode of. Yes. If you. If this has been. Tell us about this. If you work at an office and you do get Starbucks, I would recommend switching to Java House where you don't need to have needle nose. There you go. Yeah, that's true. Although you know something? You could use the needlenose on your Java House to peel delicious. Sure. I, I, if I wanted to enjoy this delightful cold brew Colombian right now. So you could just go. You could. But you don't have to though. Again, these are tools that I use on a daily basis. Okay. All right. Okay, we learned about this. Until next week, the only kind of junky thing I have over here. Over here is my junior sized ABA basketball. Yeah. Which I have in honor of a program to help support the great veterans of the ABA who are not getting the pensions they deserve yet. Yes. And check out the waiting game. And I have one other little nickname, Neck. What is it? You're getting ahead of yourself. Let's see. For next week. It's. It's an Otis elevator. Oh. Metal bronze star, kind of an emblem that would go on maybe the door. Because as you know, Christy, I'm brand loyal. Yeah. If I arrive at a building and the elevator is not an Otis, I take the stairs. That's right. I hope Rockefeller center has Otis elevator. Are you making up many stairs lately? Yeah, that trip to the Chrysler Building is a. What? You got to have this heart surgery. What a dumb idea. Okay, that's our first episode of what's over There? What's the suit? Tell me about this. What's over there. I'm renaming. I'm renaming the show. Hey, what's over there? That's a tree. This has been. What's over there. You had to rename your segment. Good God. Because we live in a culture in which they had. They've childproofed everything, and they. They've made it open proof. It's almost impossible to open anything anymore. As you get older, especially. As you get older, especially. Here's the thing, though. Those Starbucks lid lids can be tough to get off, but you're not. You're not. If you knock it over, it's not coming off. So that's Billy thing. Yeah. But a lot of people don't have to take it off because you can sip through the thing just fine. I know you don't care for that when you. Oh, no. God, that ruins coffee. Oh, I love. You don't like the. I think. I think the opening of coffee. Wait a minute. Is really. Hold it. The what ruins coffee, Tom? The plastic lid with a little hole in it. The little slit You've got to take. You've got to take your tongue. Are you telling me Take your tongue. Are you trying to tell me that a little slit has ruined a cup of coffee for you that you put your tongue in? No. Way to talk about a barista. Okay, I found. Okay, here's one. Here's one of these things. See, they're great for the car. We know what they are. It's got that little. That's not. That's not what. You need help. You're talking about the plan. No, no. But he just doesn't like it. All right. You don't drink coffee. That ruins. It really does. You're in the car. It does not. Because it doesn't spill. No, you take it off. It keeps it hot, even. Yeah. No, it has good flow and it. Excellent, I believe. I think. I think Drew Hastings pointed this out. It reminded him and of. Of certain oral activities. Yes. You're searching for the hole with your tongue, trying to find that thing. Geez, that's on camera now. Oh, no, I'm just. It was hidden behind the mic. Man, I'm glad I didn't. Wasn't looking. What's the name of this new. The name of this show? Tell me about this. Tell me about this. Can you imagine that? That. Him and that face and that tongue coming at you. My God. You like drinking coffee through that? I do in the car. Like the way it cascades over the tongue. It doesn't. It's perfect. You're Tasting. You're tasting plastic. You're really not. No, you're not. Yeah, you really aren't. You're tasting plastic. It doesn't melt. Go through a dry. Go through dry. You know that I also. You're also aware that I don't like eating food. Food off paper plate. Oh yeah, we're aware. Do you taste the paper? I didn't know that one. Or is it because they're flimsy? Well, now you've got. You got a whole new. You go to a picnic with China. You insist on. Like if I'm home last night, I got a nice salad to go. Sure you did again. Alone by yourself. And you put it in a bowl when you got home. Yeah. Put on a nice plate. Eat like a civilized human being. Sit down with a nice. You don't just eat it right out of the to go box. You don't care. You. You got. Got to go on a place right in the garbage. Am I an animal? No. What about those great Chinese food. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, that's the best. That's one of the best things about it. They leak. They leak those Chinese boxes. Not often. They got it down. Yeah. They put. We've all cardboard on the bottom. We've all had a leaky one. But that's. That is the exception for sure store. Yeah. Those they do have. I also don't like to walk and hold coffee and drink it at the same time. Well, that's not a surprise to anyone, I don't think. Yeah, recently at the state. Recently at the state fair, I. I went and got a nice iced tea and I went and sat and drank it. Sat and drank like a civilized human being. I don't walk around. Tell me, tell me you're old without telling me you're old. I went to the state fair and sat and I had a nice cup of coffee. All those young punks and said, hey fatty, the tattoos aren't making you look any thinner. This I'm on board for Tom in a public place, enjoying a drink on a bench, but heckling everybody like really loudly. I want to hear more of this really loud. You're 80 over, lady. You don't need the tattoos in your legs. Love it. You know, he used to sit in heckle up in Michigan at some boat dock and they almost always someone would back their boat into deep into the water and he goes. He would sit there and go, you got. It's too far. It's too far, too far. And then they get stuck on this moss or whatever the hell it is. Algae. Told you. Told you. Can you imagine? Wouldn't you go over there and just hit him with a spare tire? Oh, my God. With an oar. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. 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