B&T Extra: Mowing, New Houses, & Dumpsters

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Mowing, New Houses, & Dumpsters

Date: June 2, 2026
Hosts: Tom, Bob, Chick McGee, Paula Pan, Christopher

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Episode Overview

This "B&T Extra" bonus episode is a lively and comedic roundtable focused on suburban life: the joys (and minor annoyances) of mowing lawns, navigating new housing construction, tales of childhood mischief amid half-built homes, and the inexplicable appeal of dumpsters. The crew riffs on everyday observations with their trademark irreverent humor, segueing from yardwork etiquette, neighborhood nostalgia, and construction projects to quirky car accessories and the absurd evolution of foundry projects in shop class. Their banter is peppered with personal anecdotes, running jokes, and playful debates on etiquette, all delivered in the classic BOB & TOM style: sharp, sarcastic, and self-deprecating.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Mowing & Neighborhood Manners

Timestamps: 01:41 – 03:15

• Mowing While the Baby Sleeps:
  Bob shares how he’ll pause mowing or trimming if neighbors have a sleeping baby, joking he'd gladly "sit down crisscross-applesauce" and wait.
  • "If that baby's asleep...I can sit down where I'm at, crisscross applesauce and wait." – Bob (02:18)
• Early Yardwork Timing:
  The gang debates the earliest acceptable time for loud yard work on weekends.
  • Bob says 9am Saturday, 10am Sunday (02:48)
  • Tom admits to being up and walking dogs (and ok with neighbors pouring concrete) as early as 7 am, mocking people who "sleep in":
    • "Everybody doesn't get up. They're also lazy. Sleeping in on a Sunday...not going to church." – Tom (03:18)

2. New Houses, Construction, and Childhood Mischief

Timestamps: 03:34 – 04:45

• Watching Construction:
  Tom confesses to enjoying watching new houses go up, drawn in by the "great smell of wood" and construction activity in his neighborhood.
• Childhood Memories:
  The cast fondly recalls exploring unfinished homes as kids, using them as forts, and (thankfully) never getting hurt:
  • "Walking up the steps of an unfinished house was so exciting." – Bob (04:31)
  • Paula notes it’s "one of my best childhood memories" (04:36).

3. Dumpsters: The Neighborhood Hero

Timestamps: 04:46 – 05:41

• Dumpster Antics:
  Tom recounts that his new house’s construction dumpster quickly became a drop-off point for locals’ unwanted couches.
  • "There was a couch in it before the day was over." – Tom (05:04)
• The Appeal of a Dumpster:
  Everyone celebrates the rare treat of having your "own dumpster for a day" (05:13), with Chick bragging about his "dumpster guy" hookup and offering neighbors access ("Take a dump in my dumpster" – Chick, 05:32).
• No Dumping Signs:
  The group expresses their ongoing amusement at "No dumping" signage (05:37).

4. Odd Neighborhood Sights: Signs and “Fill Dirt Wanted”

Timestamps: 05:45 – 06:56

• Speed Bumps vs. Speed Humps:
  Discussion about local street signs and their unintentional humor when tampered with.
  • "There are speed bumps, but the signs say speed humps...they’re funnier signs." – Bob (05:48–06:03)
• Confusion Over “Fill Dirt Wanted”:
  Paula asks what those ubiquitous "fill dirt wanted" signs mean, prompting explanations and a humorous detour about a band called "Phil Dirt and the Dozers."
  • "In my head, I've dug a hole and got all this extra dirt, so I just can take it over there?" – Paula Pan (07:02)

5. Shop Class Memories & Creative Projects

Timestamps: 07:12 – 10:38

• Wild Shop Class Tales:
  Tom reads letters about dangerous or unusual shop class projects:
  • A student making a nightstick and smuggling it home (08:13); another creates a working cannon, which promptly "removed itself from the trundle" when fired (08:38).
• Homemade Nunchucks & Bruce Lee:
  Bob shares a South Carolina listener’s shop-made nunchucks, prompting Chick to reference Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks ("Yes, it absolutely is real," – Chick, 09:17).
• Primitive Vibrating Devices:
  The group goes off-the-wall discussing rumors about ancient sex toys with bees for vibration.
  • "Didn't they hollow those out and put bees in them for the vibration?" – Chick (09:53)
  • "What if you, you know, you're in the middle of using and a bee gets out...you don't want to get a bee sting down in the–" – Tom (10:18)
  • Bob quips, "I wouldn't mind getting one on the penis. It swells it up a little bit." (10:26)

6. Car Accessories: From Chrome Skulls to Fuzzy Dice

Timestamps: 11:00 – 14:31

• Shop Class Accessories:
  The group reminisces about making and customizing car gear: metal pedals shaped like feet (13:34), chrome skull shift knobs, and the old-school placement of high-beam switches on the floor.
  • "I liked it when the bright lights were on the floor." – Tom (13:50)
• Modern Car Features & ‘Adaptive Brights’:
  Discussion of today's tech, like adaptive headlights, and a wish for a revenge "Spielberg lights" button for blinding oncoming brights users (14:31).

7. Car Chyrons & Bumper Stickers

Timestamps: 15:10 – 17:06

• Why No Mass-Market Rear-Window Message Boards?
  Bob is surprised that customizable car message boards ("chyrons") haven’t caught on, especially now with voice commands.
• Judging by Bumper Stickers:
  Tom professes he’d issue tickets based on bumper stickers if he were a cop, especially if a car has more than three.
  • "Anything over three bumper stickers, I’m out." – Tom (16:14)
  • Bob compares stickers to "tattoos – people who get them, all of a sudden, they get 50." (16:24)
• Irony and Contradiction:
  The crew laughs about conflicting bumper stickers and drivers whose actions don’t match their slogans ("Hey, thanks for cutting me off. I thought we were supposed to coexist, you dick." – Bob, 16:36).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Take a dump in my dumpster. That’s what I tell them." – Chick McGee (05:32)
• "Didn't they hollow those out and put bees in them right? For the vibration." – Chick McGee (09:53)
• "Anything over three bumper stickers, I’m out." – Tom (16:14)
• "Walking up the steps of an unfinished house was so exciting." – Bob (04:31)
• "I wouldn't mind getting one on the penis. It swells it up a little bit." – Bob (10:26)
• "Hey, thanks for cutting me off. I thought we were supposed to coexist, you dick." – Bob (16:36)
• "In my head, I've dug a hole and I've got all this extra dirt, so I just can take it over there and dump it in there." – Paula Pan (07:02)
• "The first thing they did was bring a dumpster over...before the day was over, there was a couch in it." – Tom (05:04)
• "If I were a cop...anything over three bumper stickers, I’m out." – Tom (16:14)

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Episode Flow & Tone

• Conversational, fast-paced banter
• Affectionate ribbing and sarcasm between hosts
• Blend of nostalgia, observational humor, and absurdity
• Willingness to follow side tangents to delightfully weird places (cannons, bee-powered devices, car gadget fantasies)

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This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM blend of relatable suburban observations, playful nostalgia, and goofy, sometimes risqué, sidebars. Longtime listeners will enjoy the cast’s chemistry and the minor but universal annoyances and amusements of neighborhood life.

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Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Coming up on the show today. Mowing plus new houses and dumpsters. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Paula Pan]

Hey there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Christopher]

You're not in control of your financ

[Tom]

and you have to look outside of

[Christopher]

yourself to live the life that you want. You're not in control. You're like. Like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals. Because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Paula Pan]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

There was a

[Christopher]

had a dog and bingo was his name Singing Bey. Oh, B I hen. This one's for all the dogs in shelters.

[Paula Pan]

Stupy.

[Tom]

Hang on.

[Christopher]

Here's some extra.

This is Bob and Tom.

[Bob]

Extra.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Should I say hello, baby? Hey, baby.

[Bob]

I gotta let my neighbors know. Hey, if I'm mowing or trimming and your baby's asleep, come out and tell me to wait.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Paula Pan]

I need to add Aussie.

[Bob]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Bob]

Just.

[Tom]

Don't you have an electric mower, though?

[Bob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom]

Is that noisy?

[Bob]

It's not as noisy. It's the trimming more so that. Because in that part of the backyard, there is some concrete, a runoff area for a creek. And I trim that because I can't get the mower over the edge.

[Tom]

It's.

[Bob]

It looks beautiful. I do a great job. But yeah. So, hey, hey, if that baby's asleep. Yeah, I'll. I can. I can. I'll sit down where I'm at, crisscross applesauce and wait.

[Tom]

So you're saying that you're. When it comes to not working, it's an easy call for you.

[Paula Pan]

That's how you took that? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And, oh, by the way, weekends, what's the rule on the earliest you can start outdoor? Loud yard work.

[Bob]

Saturday I'm going 9. Sunday I'm going 10.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah, that's the rule.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts on when you can start?

[Tom]

Well, I had been doing a little bit of air blowing. Oh, it's leaf blowing.

[Chick McGee]

What time? Like 6. 6am I get up very early in the weekend, 6:30.

[Tom]

I was walking my dogs at 7 o' clock in the morning. What is a Sunday? And they were pouring concrete next door.

[Bob]

Yes. I mean I didn't.

[Tom]

Oh I didn't mind at all.

[Bob]

No, I get it. But some of those noises can be. That's a little early.

[Chick McGee]

That's a loud concrete turning and that's a problem.

[Tom]

But hey, it was great. I didn't care. It's fine.

[Paula Pan]

Well you're up.

[Tom]

I know that's. Well everybody doesn't get up. They're also lazy. Sleeping in on a Sunday. What's the matter? Not going to church.

[Chick McGee]

But if he had cared, we wouldn't hear the end of it.

[Tom]

You won't sleep in and hell, these

[Chick McGee]

bastards start pouring concrete at oh, dark 30.

[Bob]

Did you watch? A little bit. Did you stop and watch it? Ask.

[Tom]

I did. Was fun.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you say? Hey, how many yards you're pouring?

[Tom]

Yeah, no, I, I get a kick out of that. There's a, there's two construction things going on in my neighborhoods.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom]

Oh yeah, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Well please don't leave us hanging.

[Tom]

Oh the smell of the, the putting up the frame in a house. That great smell of the wood.

[Bob]

Oh that is great smell.

[Tom]

That's nice.

[Paula Pan]

Somebody getting a new driveway.

[Tom]

Is that what they got? Yeah, new driveway next door and across the street they're building a house.

[Chick McGee]

You know it sounds to me like you need to build a new house.

[Bob]

You ever, when you were younger did you ever run around like a half built neighborhood?

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah. So exciting. And we were, we were so. We were being punks. Being there. We were not doing any damage or anything like that. Like we respected the work going on. I don't know how we were 16 year old boys who were idiots. I'm. Thank goodness we weren't.

[Tom]

You didn't get a 10 penny nail in the eye.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. But just like walking up the steps of an unfinished house was like so exciting.

[Paula Pan]

That is one of my best childhood memories. And we used to like use them as forts. We would play and like. Yeah, it was great.

[Bob]

Yeah, they would have that hanging Visqueen.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Tom]

First time. The first house I built. This is, I mean this is true to this day. The first thing did was they brought a dumpster over and my friend Mark, my builder said there'll be something on that thing before the day is over. No, there's nothing before the day was over. I went back down there. There was a couch in it.

[Bob]

Oh no doubt.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. A dumpster Is people just see him and, oh, there's a dumpster here. Here we go.

[Paula Pan]

So there's nothing better, though, than having your own dumpster for a day.

[Bob]

We get a neighborhood dumpster twice a year.

[Tom]

That's really.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah, that is a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a dumpster guy. You know that?

[Paula Pan]

Oh, yeah, a guy.

[Chick McGee]

I can get a dumpster like that.

[Bob]

Oh, you know what? You're generous with a chick. You let everybody know I got a dumpster.

[Chick McGee]

If you need, take a dump in my dumpster. That's what I tell them.

[Bob]

I used to love no dumping signs. I figured, who am I kidding? I still love no dumping.

[Chick McGee]

I like to know dumping sign.

[Tom]

You put one. You should put one on the bathroom door of your house.

[Chick McGee]

You can grind your own nut butter at one of the grocery stores.

[Bob]

There's a street that most of us use every day instead of. There are speed bumps, but the signs say speed humps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Wonderful.

[Tom]

And apparently I found out there's a distinction. Apparently the speed humps are wider.

[Bob]

Makes sense.

[Tom]

I have been told that may not be the case.

[Bob]

They are funnier signs, though.

[Tom]

Yes. Did you notice that the one some wiseacre took a screwdriver and undid the top screw, so the sign's hanging upside down?

[Bob]

Yeah. You think they got caught in the act trying to steal the sign?

[Tom]

Oh, could be. I just thought they thought it'd be funny to have it upside down. So some poor guy's going to come flying down the street, his car realigned.

[Paula Pan]

Here's my little naive world. What does fill dirt wanted mean?

[Bob]

Filter wanted.

[Paula Pan]

I see those signs all the time.

[Tom]

Oh, it's fil. Dirt.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Paula Pan]

What does that mean?

[Tom]

It means that if you say you've. They. They dug a hole and they. They put up the. The. The concrete or whatever it is, they want to fill it back. They got to fill.

[Paula Pan]

So you can just drop your own dirt off.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, fellow Central Ohioans will know this. There was a band back in the mid-70s called Phil Dirt and the Dozers.

[Bob]

Oh, that's great.

[Paula Pan]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

It was amazing. And they were great. They were great, bar. Yeah, they were great bands.

[Paula Pan]

So in my head, I've dug a hole and I've got all this extra dirt, so I just can take it over there and dump it in there.

[Bob]

Yeah, because they want to fill it before they pour. Concret. It is that they dug out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Filter.

[Bob]

It's kind of like when you're. Christy, when you're putting. This is something everybody can relate to. When you're putting new line on a reel.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And you want to use maybe a braid or a floral, but that gets more expensive than monofilament. So you use mono about halfway through the reel and then you switch. Everybody knows Tom.

[Tom]

Okay, that's nice. I could read this letter instead.

[Chick McGee]

I dare. I double dog dare you.

[Bob]

You won't read it. He's a friend.

[Chick McGee]

Closer.

[Tom]

Oh, I like. We'll call this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Can I guess his name?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ron.

[Tom]

No, it was the same as a TV show. His first name was the same as a cop show.

[Chick McGee]

Cop Rock.

[Bob]

Tj No.

[Tom]

What deck. This could go along.

[Bob]

I liked Cop Rock, though. That's very, very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Dan August.

[Tom]

No, Spencer.

[Paula Pan]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom]

Spencer for. I love that name.

[Bob]

PI.

[Paula Pan]

It was a PI.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Bob]

Please, Tom, please.

[Tom]

Oh, Copper PI. I went to a pretty decent high school.

[Paula Pan]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty decent.

[Tom]

I made a policeman's nightstick in my welding class out of materials I found in the scrap bin. I had to smuggle it out of school and home on the bus. My friend. I'll show those cops in the same shop class. My friend made a fully functioning cannon between his welding class and his machine.

[Bob]

That's crazy.

[Tom]

We took it out to the country one day and fired it and it removed itself from the trundle as it went off and went careening down the road.

[Chick McGee]

So that's the number one accident with cannons.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Trundle misfires.

[Tom]

Lucky nobody got hurt.

[Paula Pan]

That kickback on a cannon.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Bob]

Derek from Charleston, South Carolina writes he made a pair of nunchucks and shop class. We would have been in trouble. We couldn't have done it. That was considered like a terrible weapon that you'd get in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen Bruce Lee play ping pong with his nunchucks?

[Bob]

It's astounding.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom]

Is it real?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it absolutely is real. The other guy has a paddle. He has his nunchucks, man. And you'd never know it.

[Tom]

Check that out. Crazy this one is. Or borderline obvious. This guy made.

[Chick McGee]

All righty.

[Tom]

Personal item on a lathe.

[Chick McGee]

We both.

[Bob]

He's mad because he. First off, he said it was fairly obvious. And then when we state the obvious, he's pissed.

[Paula Pan]

Now he's mad.

[Chick McGee]

You've ruined my letter.

[Tom]

I just hope he standard it very well.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You may want to put a couple extra coats of shellac on that.

[Chick McGee]

In the history of Sex toy, didn't they hollow those out and put bees in them Right.

[Tom]

For the vibration.

[Chick McGee]

That's a real thing.

[Bob]

I bet it worked.

[Tom]

Allegedly. I Seems like a pretty stupid idea to me.

[Paula Pan]

Oh.

[Bob]

I mean, what else. How else are you gonna get to buzz?

[Paula Pan]

Yeah. Electricity. Then.

[Tom]

Yes, but what if one of the bees gets out?

[Paula Pan]

Well, that's a chance you take.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got there?

[Bob]

Would the problem is they would die. And then you have to get new bees.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah, all the time.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I'm just saying what if you. What if you, you know, you're in the middle of using a bee gets

[Chick McGee]

out and honey the beast?

[Tom]

You don't want to get a bee sting down in the.

[Chick McGee]

The bees are dead.

[Bob]

You know, I wouldn't mind getting one on the penis. It swells it up a little bit.

[Tom]

I go back to sports.

[Chick McGee]

If anything, I think it be having bees in it would be better than grabbing it by the thing and just shaking it a lot.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Chet Holmgren. The only NBA player since Chet Walker to be named Chet.

[Bob]

You know, Chick, I always thought you knew your chat.

[Tom]

Okay, see, you know, he's one of his. He would always pass the ball to a guy named Brinkley.

[Paula Pan]

Whoa, man.

[Bob]

Good night.

[Tom]

Chat.

[Chick McGee]

Thundering. You hear people sprinting to their Google to find out who Chad Huntley.

[Tom]

Chad Huntley or Chet Huntley and David Brinkley? The original duo, the Keith and Mick

[Bob]

of evening news, say Chad Huntley seven times fast.

[Chick McGee]

Have you noticed that all three news anchors for the major networks look exactly alike?

[Tom]

They're all, once again, very handsome.

[Chick McGee]

White guys, dark hair.

[Tom]

It's all shifted around.

[Bob]

They must have gotten your letters.

[Chick McGee]

I, for one.

[Tom]

I get a big kick out of David Meir every time he has a chance. He wears a T shirt that's too tight to show off his muscles. Riding in helicopters over war zones.

[Chick McGee]

You like David Muir?

[Tom]

He's good.

[Bob]

He's a handsome guy, isn't he?

[Tom]

I understand their budget on hair gel is like a million dollars a year. He's got product in that hair.

[Chick McGee]

There you are, back at hair again. Bless your heart. Kate Cunningham.

[Tom]

I don't trust a guy named.

[Bob]

What is it?

[Tom]

Yamis. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

It's a Greek thing.

[Tom]

As a foreign. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Poultry. Chicken.

[Tom]

Some Americans on tv.

[Chick McGee]

Cunningham got another letter here in his

[Bob]

way today, shop class.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't as bad as yesterday, but it's close.

[Tom]

This is for Christy. I think you'll like this.

[Paula Pan]

Okay.

[Tom]

I love this. Maybe asa like, let's see if we

[Bob]

can shout out the answer before he gets.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. Let me see if. I think I've got 20 bucks I think in my pocket.

[Chick McGee]

Dildo.

[Tom]

You guess what this is? It's Yours. This is from Larry in Elk Grove, California.

[Chick McGee]

Moose.

[Tom]

In our high school metal shop, we did quote, unquote, foundry, and we made something for cars in a foundry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, pouring.

[Tom]

That was the name of the class thing for cars. Yeah, that would be a good guess. What ornament? Something cool for cars.

[Bob]

Fins.

[Tom]

No, your hint is hot rod Flames down the side. Made of metal. Flames made of metal on the side of a car? Really? That's your guess? You're out next.

[Bob]

I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even know I was in

[Christopher]

and now I'm out. What happened?

[Paula Pan]

Not wheels, huh?

[Tom]

No, something cool. A hot rod. Minor accessory. That's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Airfoil, Fuzzy dice.

[Tom]

Hang on a sec. Fuzzy dice and metal shop.

[Chick McGee]

Fuzzy dice. Am I out again?

[Paula Pan]

The answer is put on steering wheel.

[Tom]

Oh, a. Oh, what's that called? A choker.

[Bob]

A chrome skull for the shifter.

[Tom]

No, no, it was a metal. A foot pedal is right. A metal foot pedal. I remember there would be a metal pedal in the shape of a foot for the accelerator. Then they'd also. Back in the day, remember any tiny one. The little one for the bright lights.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Tom]

I liked it when the bright lights were on the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did.

[Bob]

Your brights were on the floor?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Paula Pan]

On a button. Yeah.

[Tom]

And you take your left foot and it was usually in the upper left corner.

[Bob]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

The only problem they had was that people got their feet confused and you would accelerate sharply and you thought you were turning your brights on. But.

[Tom]

Yeah, because now I. Is it the brights or is it the windshield washer? Is it going to start squirting in the back window? What the hell are these things? Way too complicated.

[Bob]

Well, do you guys have adaptive brights?

[Paula Pan]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

It's pretty handy.

[Tom]

What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

Care for when a car's coming.

[Bob]

Yeah. If it senses. If it sees that a car is coming, they go down automatically.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah. Your car has it?

[Tom]

No idea. I. If I. I would love to have enough money to have a car modified so that I could get the Steven Spielberg lights put in a car. So when a guy's coming at you with his brights on, it doesn't turn them off. You could turn on these things that would actually emit heat. It would be so bright, blinding the guy. You know, like in Close Encounters when the ship's behind him, Lights you would turn on. You'd actually see them smoke. And you'd hear this. Those are bright lights.

[Chick McGee]

Start keeping track of everything. That doesn't work on your car. That actually does work.

[Tom]

I'm sure they were.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't know how to turn it on.

[Bob]

Are you guys surprised that the car. Chiron. Hasn't really become a thing where you can have. You can write messages on your back windshield that say things like, hey, you want to get off my ass?

[Paula Pan]

I've been on this for a long time.

[Bob]

But, I mean, how did it not.

[Chick McGee]

I've.

[Bob]

We've seen them. You guys have probably seen them.

[Tom]

Yeah, they haven't really.

[Bob]

Things like, they're. They're vague. They're never. Because you have to type them in. But now with voice, you should be able to go, hey, Chiron, tell this guy behind me to get off my.

[Tom]

Yeah. I have a question. If you're a police officer, you can anonymously write us. I know. If I were a cop, I would. You know how I believe in cruel and unusual punishment? A. And usually I can tell on site whether or not they're guilty.

[Bob]

Do you. You don't get a lot of jury duty, do you?

[Tom]

Oh, I would be. My. If they're here, they're guilty. I would be. If I were writing tickets, I would certainly base. Whether or not they got a ticket. I would base it on bumper stickers.

[Bob]

Yeah. Oh, that's funny.

[Tom]

I would immediately. My bias would kick in. And also, by the way, anything over three bumper stickers, I'm out.

[Bob]

Boy, they're like tattoos, don't they? People who get them, all of a sudden, they get 50.

[Tom]

Yeah. And I do like it when they conflict.

[Bob]

I do, too. Yeah. I like when the action of the driver conflicts with the bumper.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. That's always nice, too.

[Bob]

Hey, thanks for cutting me off. I thought we were supposed to coexist, you dick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, now what happened to that?

[Tom]

I'm just wondering. I mean, if you. If you're a cop and you approach someone and you look at the bumper system, you go, this guy's a jerk. I hate this guy. Here it comes.

[Bob]

Or the conflicting bumper stickers on, like, the Escalade. Things that have a huge carbon footprint, but it's save the. Save the air.

[Tom]

Yeah, I like. I'd like to have an escalation be. Save the year more for me.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

Full send Golf.

[Bob]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Tom]

Full send Golf 2v2. Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys.

[Christopher]

Join the party. On the golf course.

[Tom]

Back to golf in a big way. Now what?

[Paula Pan]

Practice.

[Tom]

Let's go hit the range.

[Bob]

I was like, let's go to the range. We are headed to the golf cart, y'. All.

[Christopher]

You want to golf with us? No.

[Tom]

You don't play golf?

[Chick McGee]

No. Try.

[Tom]

We gotta break par. I'm very, very excited. You excited? Yes.

[Christopher]

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