B&T Extra: Mr. Phister letter, Jess's clothes, & a new 'Fridge

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Mr. Pfister letter, Jess's clothes, & a new 'Fridge

Date: January 30, 2026
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Christopher (Chris), Jess Hooker
Network: Cumulus Podcast Network

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Overview

This "B&T Extra" episode delivers a trademark blend of comedy, banter, and oddball observations from the BOB & TOM crew. The team kicks off with a musical “shut up” bit, then swings through a listener letter about the comical TV character Mr. Pfister. From there, they discuss sartorial synchronicity, glasses preferences, the philosophical differences between pancakes and waffles, and the saga of their new office refrigerator. The group rounds things out with musings about Kansas City geography, NFL stadium politics, and the misery of a modern ski trip.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Tom’s Impromptu "Shut Up" Song

• (01:10–04:11)
  • Tom Griswold unveils a comedic song about various ways to say "shut up" in different languages, using the bit to jokingly address ongoing banter among the crew.
  • Notable quote:
    • Tom (singing): “Has there ever been a topic on which you don't expound?... I am begging you, my darling. Shut up, shut up, shut up.” (02:03)

2. The Mr. Pfister Letter and British Sitcoms

• (04:21–05:18)
  • Chris reads a listener letter about stumbling on “Alf Vitor Zehan Pet,” an '80s British sitcom, and notes the comic potential of a recurring character named Herr Pfister (“Mr. Fister”).
  • The panel laughs at the juvenile humor of the name.
  • Quote:
    • Bob: “A lot of British guys familiar.” (04:42)
    • Chris: “I kept waiting for the groan when they called him Mr. Fister.” (05:18)

3. Jess’s Layered Clothing and Glasses Chat

• (05:32–06:19)
  • Jess Hooker reveals she wore extra layers because she realized Christy (another staff member) wore the same shirt.
  • The team discusses glasses styles, with Jess debuting new specs.
  • Their exchange turns into a debate on whether glasses frames should be visible or blend in.
  • Notable quote:
    • Tom: "It's your brain. Your stupid brain." (06:41)

4. Pancakes vs. Waffles (and the Flavor Shape Debate)

• (06:47–07:54)
  • Tom shares another listener letter poking fun at the idea that pancakes and waffles, though made from the same ingredients, taste different because of their shape.
  • Chris and Jess jump in on the “shape alters flavor” comedy.
  • They riff on classic food terms like “flapjack.”
  • Quote:
    • Christopher: “That's correct. Okay, now that's very scientific and absolutely correct.” (07:16)
    • Jess: "Can we bring back flapjack?" (07:44)

5. Office Refrigerator Drama

• (08:06–11:10)
  • Big internal news: the Bob and Tom office has a new refrigerator.
  • Discussion covers the trials of finding a fridge to fit Tom’s specifications, the merits of freezer-on-bottom models, and removing the old unit.
  • Quote:
    • Tom: “That magnificent bastard is right there.” (08:40)
    • Jess: “Well, we are in the season where you can store food outside right now, so...” (10:58)

6. The Garage Fridge & Midwest Culture

• (11:03–11:56)
  • The crew debates which state has the most garage refrigerators, recounts their own setups, and jokes about the “carport fridge,” a decidedly Midwestern move.
  • Quote:
    • Bob: “That's a brave move—the carport fridge.” (10:55)
    • Jess: “The kids love it. They call it the convenience store.” (11:39)

7. Kansas City Confusion & Stadium Relocation

• (12:12–14:45)
  • Tom and Chris get tangled up in Kansas City geography, the Kansas City Chiefs’ stadium location, and which state rightfully gets to claim city pride.
  • They make light of how close the Missouri and Kansas borders are, referencing similar situations with St. Louis/Illinois.
  • The group then ponders how much money will exchange hands for the Chiefs’ rumored move, with a dig at NFL stadium funding.
  • Quotes:
    • Chris: “I think a lot of people are going to be shocked that the Kansas City Chiefs weren't playing in Kansas. I didn’t know.” (12:49)
    • Tom: “You’re not telling me Businesses get Kansas mail all the time. Met from Missouri. You know they do.” (14:13)
    • Chris: “Yeah, well, I imagine they see... Someone else is paying for it. That seems to be the NFL way. Yeah, I'm a billionaire. Why don’t you tax poor people to pay for it?” (14:57)

8. Music, Ski Trip Woes, and Resort Culture

• (15:13–16:44)
  • Jess brings up a story comparing the joy of favorite music to “having sex.”
  • Chris tells of a miserable ski trip, complete with a dreadful DJ remixing Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5,” crowded slopes, no snow, and a humorously punchable DJ.
  • Bob finds schadenfreude in Chris’s misery.
  • Quotes:
    • Chris: “I'm spending all of my vacation money. There's no snow, there are too many people, everyone's pissed off. And now I've got this douchebag playing Dolly Parton with too much bass.” (16:07)
    • Bob: “I'm not a big proponent of like schadenfreude, but the more I hear about his vacation, the happier I'm becoming.” (16:16)

9. Snowboarding, Sledders, and Ski Lift Exclusion

• (17:00–17:34)
  • Quick joke at the end about choosing between snowboarding, sledding, and ski lift companionship, with Tom and Chris trading barbs.

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Notable Quotes

• Tom (regarding the "shut up" song): “There's just one way to stop you from blabbering so much. Say hello to Mr. Johnson and shut up.” (03:33)
• Bob (about the fridge): “I just put my old one in my backyard and let the neighbor kids play with it.” (10:14)
• Chris (on his ski trip): “The more I hear about his vacation, the happier I'm becoming.” (16:16)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:10–04:11 – Tom's multi-lingual "Shut Up" musical bit
• 04:21–05:18 – Listener letter on Mr. Pfister, British comedy
• 05:32–06:19 – Jess’s layered clothing and glasses chat
• 06:47–07:54 – Pancakes, waffles, and the science of flavor shapes
• 08:06–11:10 – New fridge saga and home fridge tales
• 12:12–14:45 – Kansas City Chiefs stadium and city/state confusions
• 15:13–16:44 – Ski trip woes, music, and DJ complaints

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Listener Takeaway

“B&T Extra” excels in quick, playful riffing and takes everyday oddities (office fridges, regional food debates, city borders) and blows them up into engaging ensemble comedy. Fans of the show get more of the relatable observational humor and group chemistry that make BOB & TOM a staple of morning entertainment and drive-time laughs.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

New year.

[Tom Griswold]

Same extra value meals at McDonald's.

[Christopher (Chris)]

So now get two snack wraps, plus fries and a medium soft drink for just $8 for a limited time only. Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska and California. And for delivery.

[Christopher (Chris) - Show Intro]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, a letter about Mr. Pfister, plus Jess cloth and a new fridge. All coming up in just a minute.

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[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me, darling. I hate to interrupt you, but there's something I must tell you. I will sing for you now, my dear. If you find yourself in Holland, they'll say to you, how ya ma? In France, they'll say, ferme la cole. In Athens, you'll hear skamos In Berlin, it's helten siede schnauzer. In Jakarta, it's simply bonkom. Let me translate for you, darling. Shattaat.

[Jess Hooker]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up. Has there ever been a topic on which you don't expound? Has there ever been a moment when your mouth wasn't making a sound? Have you ever had the feeling that you might have said, enough? I am begging you, my darling. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Day or night, it does not matter. You still want to shoot the breeze? When I hear your constant chatter, I'm thinking, someone shoot me, please. Maestro. Look, he changed. Now we are in the bedroom. Ah, so comfortably recline. Too bad the only intercourse we're having is the conversational kind. There's just one way to stop you from blabbering so much. Say hello to Mr. Johnson and shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, Shut up.

Now some more Bob and Tom.

[Christopher (Chris)]

You want it, you need it, you can't live without it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I got a really weird, weird letter.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love to hear it.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love you to read something word for word instead of going off script.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I have found a gem an old comedy show with Timothy Spall, Tim Healey, and Kevin Watley.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of British guys familiar.

[Christopher (Chris)]

It's from 1983. It's called Alf Vitor Zehan Pet. I don't know what that. All right. It's a group of Brits that go to work for a construction company in Germany.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool.

[Christopher (Chris)]

The payroll is brought to the site by a company man known as Herr Pfister. In German, it translates to Mr. Fister.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Fister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, how about that?

[Christopher (Chris)]

I kept waiting for the groan when they called him Mr. Fister. Well, thank you, Mr. Johnson, for taking the time and trouble to write. Now I look up across the way and I see Ally McGraw from the movie Love Story has walked into She's.

[Tom Griswold]

I get more of a Harry Potter vibe offer because if you know anything about Harry Potter, the. The colors are like Washington football.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what it is? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maroon and gold.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Just Hooker has like a. Layers of clothing.

[Jess Hooker]

I took my jacket off and then I looked through the window and I saw Christy and I had the same shirt on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So I just kept my. I just kept my.

[Christopher (Chris)]

You didn't have to take the shirt off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get it, Judge Boobs, Please don't drag me into your sophomore.

[Tom Griswold]

I do love guys trying to be funny to say get it all the time. I do like that.

[Christopher (Chris)]

You look very nice. Are those new glasses?

[Jess Hooker]

They are new glasses, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I've been wearing the big frames and I switched.

[Bob Kevoian]

So how do you like them?

[Jess Hooker]

I like them. Yeah. Different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Those look very studious.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you wear glasses ever. And this for everybody in the room. Do you want to see the glasses or do you prefer to not see the frame?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the outside of the frame.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dad always insisted he got the biggest glasses that you could ever buy because he didn't want to see the frames at all.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Those Harry Carry things. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

But after a while, you don't notice the frame, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's your brain. Your stupid brain.

[Bob Kevoian]

And brains are dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

I had another letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show sorry to bother you so soon after vacation. On your last episode last year, Tom plots about why he thinks pancakes are superior to waffles. Clearly you've forgotten that in the Grizz verse, uncooked pasta dough doesn't have a flavor until given a shape. And of course, the flavor is specific to the shape given. And no two shapes taste the same.

[Christopher (Chris)]

That's correct. Okay, now that's very scientific and absolutely correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But in following along with this, Brian from Delaware says eggs, flour and milk in a bowl. The bowl contains every possible flavor until poured into respective cooking device, waffle iron or a skillet. A spaghetti noodle tastes different than macaroni noodle. Flapjack tastes different than a waffle.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Oh, yes, correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. I like somebody who goes with flapjack.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I. Can we bring back flapjack?

[Christopher (Chris)]

I just prefer the taste of pancakes. But I, I understand that the ingredients are the same, but there's a certain something about pancakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and please let Jess Hooker know that I do know the difference between pancakes and waffles. I'm just doing this because Tom's insane. That's Brian in Delaware. Thank you, Brian, very much.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I mean, it's waffle house, not pancake house.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the big news here at the.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, they have an international house, but.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Is there an American one?

[Tom Griswold]

No, big news here at the bottom. Tom show we got a new refrigerator. And boy, behind the scenes, things are humming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big thumbs up from everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

People are spending time. They're going, hey, where'd you get it?

[Christopher (Chris)]

Wow, this is amazing for a couple of reasons. Well, the number one, the way the refrigerator, it was next to a closet with a pantry closet, and it opened the wrong way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I see it didn't open the wrong way. It wasn't the refrigerator's fault there.

[Tom Griswold]

That magnificent bastard is right there.

[Jess Hooker]

And also all refrigerators usually. Well, I thought all refrigerators had the option to change the handle.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yes, that one didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

So we tried to change it. You can't. Yeah.

[Christopher (Chris)]

But the beauty of this one is the refrigerator parts the top two thirds. The other one that had the freezer on top, which we didn't really have much use for.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and that tells.

[Jess Hooker]

Packed.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was always.

[Tom Griswold]

That tells you how it is, how.

[Jess Hooker]

Old he just use it.

You don't open the fridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Modern refrigerators went back to way old school way of having the freezer on the bottom.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah, because you use it less. The average person does. So in any event, it's a big win. Thank you for I guess why they're on the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

They don't. They didn't put. They didn't go, hey, you know what? Freezers stay. We use this much less energy when the freezer is on the bottom.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Because I think it's because people tend to use the. Unless you're at an ice cream store.

[Bob Kevoian]

You use the refrigerator because of a less thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, Interesting. Yeah, I like it though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was, it was a tough find.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thanks for doing that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. With Tom's specifications and the size of the spot where it had to go, but we got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Thank you very much for that.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Doing your homework. I hope you have a nice refrigerator at your place, too.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't ask.

Ask the people that own the building if I could switch out the refrigerator. So wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean where's the old. Where's the old refrigerator?

[Jess Hooker]

It's gone. They took it. For $45, they'll take the old refrigerator.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is worth it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. So that's what we did.

[Tom Griswold]

We've broken our lease, and I feel.

[Jess Hooker]

Like we're gonna be in trouble. It's on me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just put my old one in my backyard and let the neighbor kids play with it.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah, but at first you throw it.

[Tom Griswold]

In for a week. Now, what state do you think has the most refrigerators in garages?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh, it's got to be Midwest, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Got to be Midwest.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have a garage to put it in, or we would have done that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a garage?

[Jess Hooker]

No, we don't hear, oh, yeah, that's true. We couldn't put it in the garage.

[Christopher (Chris)]

We could. We could put it in the front porch.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It would have the decor. Yeah.

[Christopher (Chris)]

That would have been worth it for one day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Because we have a new. The new. The new general manager walks in. There's a refrigerator in the port.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't see a lot of Carport refrigerator.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you don't.

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a brave move.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The carport fridge.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, we are in the season where you can store food outside right now, so. Yeah.

[Christopher (Chris)]

That way the coyotes can get in here.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have a garage fridge?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I don't have the room right now, so I wish I could.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a garage fridge. You have a garage fridge?

[Jess Hooker]

I do, but it's in the laundry room, so technically it's not in the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not in the garage.

[Jess Hooker]

A mud room fridge.

[Christopher (Chris)]

But you chick. You live by yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I was going to say, I'm also one man. I don't require.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, there's. There's nothing in the garage fridge. But it's there.

[Christopher (Chris)]

There. Is it running?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I should take a picture. My husband has all the. It looks like a convenience store with the little racks with all the cans that move from. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

The kids love it. They call it the convenience store. Right, the convenience store.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have one, Tom?

[Christopher (Chris)]

No, I don't See you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see you having a garage for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't see that.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I kind of do, but it's inside.

[Jess Hooker]

See, it's in a butler's pantry.

[Tom Griswold]

It's for the downstairs health.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Yeah.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I have a second. I have a second.

[Tom Griswold]

The gift shop's not gonna open itself.

[Christopher (Chris)]

In my old house, I had a garage fridge, but I don't need one because I've got one in the other room. Pretty handy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is, Andy.

[Christopher (Chris)]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Kansas City Chiefs are moving to Kansas City, Missouri. The city of Fountain, the city of Fountains, and the Paris and the Plains.

[Christopher (Chris)]

So wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks a lot. Kansas City, Missouri, we're moving.

[Christopher (Chris)]

So Kansas City, Kansas is the city of Fountains.

[Tom Griswold]

Kansas City, Kansas, the city of Fountains, Paris of the Plains, and the birthplace of innovations like M M's candy and the Happy Meal.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Oh, who knew?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

While also being a barbecue capital with historic trails starting at landmarks like the World War I Museum and the Country Club Plaza.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I think a lot of people are going to be shocked that the Kansas City Chiefs weren't playing in Kansas. I didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think a lot of people's the word you want, but were you.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Aware of that, Ms. Hooker? Yeah, I was okay, I guess. Just never interested me very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, when they move that stadium, that's going to be a big track.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right. How are they going to do.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I heard that. Mahomes. He said, I can't help you move. My knee hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the thing.

Haven't you.

Answer this question, yes or no. Don't elaborate. Haven't you been to a Kansas City Chiefs game?

[Christopher (Chris)]

I have. At Arrowhead?

[Tom Griswold]

I have.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you think you were in Kansas or pay attention? Didn't pay attention.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Got in the plane, got in the cab, went to the game, never asked.

[Tom Griswold]

Where I was, no idea.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Didn't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all right. It's so close.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not all right. He's insane, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

What am I talking about? It's as close as St. Louis is to Illinois.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know, that's in Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Nobody thinks St. Louis. But there is a but.

[Bob Kevoian]

It isn't called Illinois City, so I guess that is.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

But there is an East St. Louis. Illinois. Right?

[Chris Vanvliet]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yes. East or St. Louis? No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

East St. Louis is absolutely in Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are they doing there in Missouri?

[Tom Griswold]

They do naughty stuff.

[Sponsor/Advertisement Voice]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Why don't they just keep the city in the one state?

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They shouldn't be allowed to Say Kansas City, Kansas and have them right next to each other. You don't go to.

[Christopher (Chris)]

You don't go to Detroit.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not telling me you're a business. And then crosses.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Cross and it's. It's Windsor suicide. You got to give it a different name. You're not.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not telling me that Businesses get Kansas mail all the time. Met from Missouri. You know they do.

[Christopher (Chris)]

And they got crazy little women there. I don't know if I want to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

They sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? I heard you're going to get. You're going to get you one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I might. Get me one.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Now, is that song about Miss the Missouri or the Kansas? I don't know now. Confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to Kansas.

[Christopher (Chris)]

You could be looking around the wrong state the whole time. No wonder you're by yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are no crazy little women here.

[Christopher (Chris)]

So how much money is exchanging hands for them to move to.

[Tom Griswold]

Billions. And they are going to have an indoor. An indoor stadium.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did Missouri go?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we don't. How did they not just try to do their best?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know that revenue.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah, well, I imagine they see. I don't know the circumstances. Yeah, either do I. I would imagine someone's else is paying for it. That seems to be the NFL way. Yeah, I'm a billionaire. Why don't you tax poor people to pay for it?

[Jess Hooker]

Also, we have. Listening to your favorite music is akin to having sex, according to this story.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Either really great music or really, really rotten sex. Right.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I. I encountered one of the things. I was on a ski trip and they have. They have these. I don't know why. At the base of the mountain at the one goddo they have this dj.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he said he's incredibly punchable.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah, he's the typical DJ where they're standing there with a computer throwing their arm up like this the whole time, you know, pretending to touch buttons and adjust stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are.

[Christopher (Chris)]

They played a version of Dolly of Dolly Parton 9 to 5 with a really heavy bass track added to it. I'm not kidding. I recorded it saying the old Chick McGee line. I'm surprised they're playing this here. I thought it was playing in hell. I'm spending all of my vacation money. There's no snow, there are too many people, everyone's pissed off. And now I've got this douchebag playing Dolly Parton with too much bass.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not a big proponent of like schadenfreude, but the More I hear about his vacation, the happier I'm becoming.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine. Did your kids want you to make more snow.

[Jess Hooker]

Daddy?

[Christopher (Chris)]

They have a good time, the kids. We had a great time. We were, but we didn't. We. My one daughter maybe skied three hours. I mean, for. In a whole week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I mean, you go on a ski trip, you want more than.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Yeah, yeah, it was off. Like I said, the skiing was awful. The skiing was terrible, but at least the lines were long and you had a dj.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, if the one place you go to ski to get away, to enjoy the nature and the quiet, yeah, what the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. To me, that's on brand. No douchebags that go to ski resorts. Goatees and they're freezing their ass.

[Christopher (Chris)]

$20 cigarette holders. As the two lines converge to get in the chairlift, I look up and see Josh and go, he can go by himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he wouldn't get on with it. Wouldn't get on the ski lift with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not reinforced enough is what he's saying.

[Christopher (Chris)]

He probably would have been. You probably would have been a snowboarder.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, a slatter.

[Christopher (Chris)]

I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm every bit of sledder. Lounge, bar.

[Christopher (Chris)]

Ask me about snowboarding and how much I hate a.

[Christopher (Chris) - Show Intro]

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