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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Music in the bedroom, dogs eating weed and being called daddy. It's coming up right after this.
AutoZone Voice
Get in the zone.
Bocephus
AutoZone.
Brad
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Bocephus
Nobody cares about the music business Nobody sounds like they're telling the truth or when they're talking about it I don't want to talk about it I like to talk about chicks and cars and partying hard I like chicks and cars and partying hard say what you want about old Bo Cephas he may be crazy but he's laughing all the way to the bank in Schmidt Old Bocephus, he got all kinds he's always singing bout chicks and cars and partying hard they like chicks and cars and partying hard hey, pretty boy and y' all say hey pretty boy and I say go back to Franklin Go back to Franklin hey pretty boy hey, pretty boy Go back to Franklin Go back to Franklin Nobody here wants to talk about publishing I didn't come down here to make connections I come down here to get my big old baby drunk and take her home it makes her horny when I play her the Stones they're always singing bout chicks and cars and partying hard we like chicks and cars and partying hard hey pretty boy hey pretty boy thank you, Franklin.
Tom
Go back to Franklin.
Bocephus
Hey, pretty boy.
Tom
Hey, pretty boy.
Bocephus
Go back to Franklin.
Tom
Go back to Franklin.
Bocephus
Nobody around here gives a damn about distribution. Oh, we sounded great.
Tom
Yeah, yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around.
Bob
This is Bob and Tom.
Tom
Extra. I was mentioning my dream last night.
Bob
Yes. You're naked in a treehouse in Manhattan.
Tom
Very odd.
Bob
Yeah.
Tom
Didn't have a phone. Didn't know how to get some.
Bob
Any clothes, no phone, no motor car.
Tom
Not a single luxury, no underpants. Just terrible. Received a letter here from Zach.
Christy
Hello, Zach.
Tom
I heard you talking about it. I also heard you guys did a segment about driving naked. Now, that I have never really done, except maybe to repark my car at my house.
Bob
You pull it out of the garage and then put it back in the garage. Is that what I'm hearing? You walk out to the driveway naked?
Tom
I think when I lived in a wooded area, there might have been an incident.
Bob
That's gotta be just a horrendous sight. I bet people call their sheriff. Yes, there's an alien in the Griswold's driveway. Look how pale and gray he is.
Tom
Zach writes now the beginning. The beginning of this is a little odd. This is probably an experience most of us have not had. Zach writes, I was taking care of a friend's pig.
Christy
Right. Right there.
Tom
Okay.
Bob
How many times have I done that?
Tom
I got knocked over into the pig's slop shot.
Bob
I got knocked down, Josh.
Commercial Voice
Big slop.
Bob
You ever told that to your best friend? No. No. I'll take care of the pig. You go on.
Commercial Voice
You take the p. I'm a good wingman.
Bob
Oh, yeah.
Tom
I had to strip down to my skin. I washed off with a hose. Then I had to drive home completely naked. I arrived at my house. I walked in the door. Just as I was walking in, the meter lady walked around from the back to see me standing there in all my goodness.
Commercial Voice
Excellent.
Tom
I walked past and nodded.
Commercial Voice
Nodded.
Tom
Thank you, Zach.
Christy
What are you going to do?
Commercial Voice
Yeah, good start.
Tom
Well, speaking of naked, in the. In the realm of human sexuality, nakedness is often involved. Not always, but we have sex news today. Christy.
Christy
Yeah, we've talked about this before, but a Reddit post is making news this morning about bedroom music. 25 year old said his girlfriend hated the song he played during sex, but never told him for two years.
Commercial Voice
Oh, you gotta say something sooner.
Christy
He'd been using Hudson Mohawk's sea bat, believing it had perfect rhythm for lovemaking.
Tom
You want to hear it?
Christy
Sure.
Commercial Voice
Yeah. I don't know what this Is an.
Tom
Edit of Sea Bats.
Commercial Voice
I like the Hudson Hawk reference.
Tom
Yeah, here we go.
Commercial Voice
Real low.
Bob
You hear it there, Clowny?
Tom
Oh, this is. This is. No wonder. I. I would. Oh, ditch this guy.
Bob
You know what? I stand corrected. I love it.
AutoZone Voice
This is dreadful.
Commercial Voice
Of course, this drove her mad.
AutoZone Voice
Guy's joking, right?
Christy
He said he created a playlist, timed his thrusts to the beat.
Commercial Voice
Oh, no.
Christy
And even kept the rhythm in his head. After she asked him to stop the music, she finally confessed the tune was a major turn off.
Bob
That sounds like a song you'd write and bring to your record company if you wanted to be dropped.
Commercial Voice
I got to get out of this contract.
Christy
He called the realization both annoying and embarrassing. To make matters worse, even though he had stopped playing the music while having sex, the user wrote that he still thrust to the tune in his head, which his girlfriend recognized and asked him to stop. He concluded with a recap that reads, quote, she hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years. Making sex now. Awkward, by the way. After that post went viral, he posted that the relationship has since ended.
Commercial Voice
Okay, but she came to her senses.
Tom
That is absolutely dreadful.
Bob
I don't know what so. I don't know what's so dreadful about it.
Tom
Hey, baby.
Commercial Voice
Oh, you're real hot now, aren't you?
Tom
Yeah. There's no rhythm.
Christy
Well, it gets there.
Bob
It's only nine minutes long there.
Christy
This is where the rhythm kicked in.
Commercial Voice
Oh, yeah, Real strange.
Tom
I find. I find the best music. Well, it's not really. Just sonically, to me, the npr, Planet Money podcast, that. That's. That's what really gets me going.
Commercial Voice
Wow.
Tom
A little dry, you see? A little. A little economics for the old vag.
AutoZone Voice
Do you guys think music is leaving the bedroom? I don't think people are listening to it like they used to when they have the love making.
Christy
I don't think so.
Tom
I don't.
Christy
I don't like it.
Tom
Yeah.
Christy
A recent poll reveals what specific music people do prefer to play, though.
Tom
All right.
Christy
During intimate activities, the top artist is a certain health.
Tom
Before you give the list, there's a downside to this, and that is you're automatically putting a unit of time that can be measured with the song.
Christy
Well, you don't just have one song.
Tom
You'd have a playlist if you're, you know, one shot. Johnny. Hey, Buddy Holly, Peggy Sue.
Commercial Voice
I'm finished. 90 seconds.
Tom
I couldn't get through Inigata Devita.
Christy
On a good day, the top artists across sex playlists were the Weeknd, Kanye, West Deftones, Drake and Lana Del Rey. Obviously a young, younger demographic. The sexiest genres were pop, hip hop, rap, rb, soul, indie rock and alternative.
Commercial Voice
Now, Deftones can be sexy.
Christy
Really?
Commercial Voice
Yeah. Yeah.
Christy
Okay. I don't know if I'm familiar with their work.
Commercial Voice
It's heavy, but slow. And yeah, it's intense, Listenable. It can get intense. Some might say that, but many won't.
Tom
It's no sea bat, that's for sure.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Christy
Nearly 50% of the respondents to the survey say they listened to music during sex. People who listened were 70% more likely to have had a threesome.
Tom
What?
Christy
That's what it says.
Commercial Voice
Well, I get that you have two women. A lot of chatter. I'm putting music on.
Christy
65% said music significantly increased the duration of sex.
Commercial Voice
Ladies, I don't need to hear about the Outlander while we're trying to get a three way.
Bob
No, no, no, no. It's the Witcher.
Christy
And 3% admitted they've worn AirPods during lovemaking.
Commercial Voice
Really?
Bob
How many percent?
Christy
Three.
Tom
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a little rude.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom
What?
Christy
What? You listening to an audiobook? What are you doing?
AutoZone Voice
Calls.
Tom
Yeah, I'm sure that's happened. I'll bet I can see some Hollywood guy taking a phone call.
Christy
Have you answered the phone during sex?
Tom
Of course not.
Commercial Voice
What's the old Rodney Dangerfield joke? Man, my wife loves talking after sex. I hate those phone calls. The implication there was she called roll Rodney, saying.
Christy
Hey, if you're just joining us, we've been talking about having music on during sex. There was a survey done by Zip Health. People who listen to hip hop or rap during sex. According to the survey, last longest in bed.
Bob
Huh.
Christy
While EDM listeners last the shortest.
Commercial Voice
Interesting.
Christy
Would that CBAT be an EDM song?
Commercial Voice
Close to. Yeah. It has to be in there.
Tom
More like an SHI song.
Bob
Is that right?
Tom
Yeah. Or cra.
Christy
Ok. People who listened to hip hop rap were most likely to have had sex in public, which I found a little interesting.
Bob
Wow.
Christy
Those who reported crying during sex tended to listen to reggae, folk or blues.
Commercial Voice
Yeah, of course, folk. Yeah. If I had a hammer, somebody starts crying during sex. You're an iron and wine fan, aren't you?
Bob
Right.
Tom
Take care of the great man down.
Bob
You don't have paper or plastic. You have cloth totes, don't you?
Christy
Those who said they listened to country music during sex were the most likely to have participated. Now, this is amazing.
Commercial Voice
I remember this. In anal, right?
Christy
In an orgy.
Bob
Oh.
Christy
And most likely to say they rarely or never use protection.
Bob
Hey, Tom, you're closer. Can you calm him down a little bit?
Christy
Pop music fans were the most likely to have had anal.
Commercial Voice
Okay.
Christy
50%, according to this survey.
Bob
Wow.
Commercial Voice
There's your Lana Del Rey, right?
Christy
Yeah.
Bob
Isn't that on the increase? Right. Or am I anal missing hearing?
Commercial Voice
I know analingus is. That's. There's reports on that, but that's a young man's game.
Tom
Four out of five, Dennis, brushing your teeth?
AutoZone Voice
I've had a lot of comedians recently do jokes about that, and it's a bit disturbing, really. A couple guests that. People go up and it's like, those jokes.
Commercial Voice
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of them.
Christy
People who tended to listen to metal during sex were the most likely to have. Have a fetish and most likely to have participated in a threesome. All right, all right. Those are your people.
AutoZone Voice
Yeah.
Tom
I think this is a very small sample size, frankly.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom
Judging by the.
Christy
Well, it has to be a younger.
Commercial Voice
Are you a music guy, Tom?
Tom
No.
Commercial Voice
Were you back in the day or.
Tom
Not really. Yeah, I mean, I. Ideally, it's that kind of Jack Lemon thing where you walk in, you hit.
Commercial Voice
A button, and that's what you want.
Tom
And then you know where Tom Girl.
Commercial Voice
From Ipanemo is the.
Bob
Yeah, we're 25. We're. What are we, halfway through the 25th year of this century and you're still invoking Jack Lemmon.
Tom
You know, he's got that cool apartment. It's one button, the lights dim, and a little bit of Girl from Ipanema pops on the martini bar, slides out.
Christy
Is that how it is at your house?
Tom
No, I just. That's always sort of my. You still have an adult view of things.
Bob
Honey, I'm home.
Commercial Voice
Oh, God, that poor girl.
Christy
Two years she listened to that.
Bob
And never said anything.
Tom
Yeah, she kept her trapped shot.
Christy
She faked it the whole time, I guarantee it.
Commercial Voice
Boy, that is a silly song.
Bob
The only way I get the song to stop is. Yeah, okay.
Christy
Yep.
Tom
Okay. Well, thank you very much. What else you got, Christy? Bad.
Commercial Voice
You ever put on your own album?
AutoZone Voice
Let me think. No, Please try it.
Christy
Oh, you haven't really?
Bob
I only 50 believe you.
Commercial Voice
Try it as a joke the next time.
AutoZone Voice
It would not work.
Tom
Are you saying the Pat Godwin album, Hotel Pool is a mood killer?
AutoZone Voice
I would have to say that's a mood killer. For the first 10 years of my life, I did serious music, and I didn't even do it then. I had a couple albums out then. Yeah, I have those.
Tom
Yeah.
Christy
Are they on vinyl?
AutoZone Voice
They're available out there in the world. Yeah. I don't think a whole lot of.
Tom
The vinyl CDs, I know we've only heard a couple of the tunes.
Christy
Yeah. Lighthouse and what.
AutoZone Voice
What's big one was Light. Light. Well, Lighthouse, that was not on an album I knew that sucked early on. Circle City, of course. And the other song from that was called Young and Stupid. That came from that album.
Tom
And it's a serious song.
AutoZone Voice
Yeah, it's a pretty serious song. It's called Twist at the End.
Tom
What happens at the end?
AutoZone Voice
Well, it's a twist. You also have to wait.
Commercial Voice
Turns out he's not as young as he said he was.
Christy
That's a twist.
Bob
That is a twist.
Tom
Well, thank you very much. We had this marijuana story. Was it Albuquerque?
Commercial Voice
Yes.
Tom
The taxes from the marijuana are being used to help people that don't have an income.
Christy
Correct.
Tom
Interesting thing to do. This is a different sort of thing. As you know, most of us here are dog people. We've got good doggies, big sweeties. Their favorite thing is playing with meat. A couple interesting stories here. Veterinarians are warning people that discarded marijuana joints are posing a hazard to pets, particularly in places where people can smoke and use cannabis products in the open, because dogs can eat discarded joints and edibles. And there has been a steep rise in the poisoning of animals, according to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, a major increase. So they're asking you to be careful. So if your dog should eat one, by the way, if they do.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom
When you say stay, it's a lot easier for them. No, just don't. Don't give your dogs, like, don't blow.
Bob
Smoke in their face. Don't give them. Yeah, don't give them beers. You know, they may like it.
Tom
And here's the story. Another a guy is. Same deal. Warning dog owners to be careful. His dog, Mr. Stephen Davidson's dog, accidentally ate some cannabis products. His West Highland terrier, who was typically, quote, lovable and clingy, became lethargic and was act. This is. This is a funny quote. He was acting as if, quote, he was away with the fairies.
Bob
Huh.
Christy
That is an interesting description.
Tom
No kidding.
Christy
I am not either.
Bob
Don't hassle me, man.
Tom
This is just some guy talking to a reporter.
Commercial Voice
My grandpa once used that phrase ways to describe one of my cousins.
Tom
I don't think he meant he'd moved to New York City. Studio 54. Was he.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Bob
Okay. He likes it. What can you do?
Tom
This dog had to be put on a drip and be given special medication. To get the cannabis out of his system.
Commercial Voice
So, yeah, dogs don't want or need to be high.
Bob
No.
Christy
They're high on life.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Bob
Yeah, man. They are, aren't they?
Commercial Voice
They sure are.
Bob
Look to the dog.
Commercial Voice
Yes.
Tom
Yes. Make them listen to fish for two hours and take a nap in the sunshine. Pat, do you have a tribute to this?
AutoZone Voice
Sure.
Bob
Oh, yeah.
AutoZone Voice
I had a joint that I found. Oh, man, it was incredible. I wish they made a dog bone that wasn't marijuana. Edible. I'm gonna lay around the doghouse mall and put a good buzz on but you know, it's tough to roll a doobie with these paws. I just can't do it. I ate my master's stache. Can't look high last time. He knew it. I'm gonna lay around a doghouse, mama Put a good buzz on Let me hear you one time. Oh, we're all gonna lay around a doghouse, mama Put a good buzz on.
Bob
Where are my balls? Where are my balls?
AutoZone Voice
I wish I had pizza. I'm too stoned to chase those birds. I could eat a case of White Castle, but I'll settle for these turds. I want to lay around a dog house mama put a good buzz on Dog, I took.
Tom
That's a knockoff from the Jonathan Edwards tune we were mentioning earlier, Christy.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom
Going to lay around the shanty mama and put a good buzz.
Christy
Never heard that.
Tom
Have you ever had one of the men in your life refer to you as Mama?
Christy
No. No, no, no.
Bob
Get over her Mama.
Christy
No.
Tom
My old lady mama.
Commercial Voice
I'm gonna take my mama out tonight.
Bob
My mama likes it.
Commercial Voice
I don't care for.
Bob
Mama likes it.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah. Okay. Well, now, Pat, are you around couples.
Christy
That ever do that?
Bob
Well, by the same token, I don't care to hear someone call somebody daddy. I don't care for that, either.
Christy
Yeah.
Bob
That's so good.
Christy
That's.
Tom
But you like it in the bedroom.
Commercial Voice
No, I don't.
Bob
No.
Commercial Voice
I had a girl one time, she was like. She kept calling me Daddy, and then she was like, will. And she goes, will you be my daddy? Oh, what are you talking. What, do I have to start paying for your car insurance?
Bob
No. Your health care? Yeah.
Commercial Voice
I'm not putting you on my phone plan.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra, catch us on itunes, Google Play, and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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Podcast Title: B&T Extra: Music in the Bedroom, Dogs Eating Weed, Being Called "Daddy"
Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Release Date: July 16, 2025
In this episode of B&T Extra, hosted by Christopher, Bob, and Tom, the trio delves into a range of entertaining and informative topics. From the impact of music on intimate moments to the rising concern of pets ingesting cannabis, and the quirky dynamics of being called "Daddy" in relationships, the show offers a blend of humor, insights, and practical advice. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, notable quotes, and pivotal moments from the episode.
The episode opens with a humorous take on the importance of music during intimate moments. Christy introduces a Reddit story highlighting how a 25-year-old’s choice of music became a point of contention in his relationship.
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Transitioning from human relationships to pet safety, the hosts address a growing concern regarding dogs ingesting cannabis products. With the legalization and increased availability of marijuana, veterinarians are warning pet owners about the dangers.
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The conversation shifts to the quirky and sometimes uncomfortable dynamics of being referred to as "Daddy" in intimate settings. The hosts share anecdotes and humorous takes on this term of endearment.
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The B&T Extra episode masterfully balances humor with informative content, engaging listeners with relatable topics and witty banter. From dissecting the role of music in enhancing intimate experiences to addressing serious concerns about pet safety in the age of legalized cannabis, and the amusing dynamics of relationship terminology, the hosts deliver a compelling and entertaining session. Their ability to intertwine laughter with valuable insights ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find the episode enjoyable and insightful.
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