The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Naked Swim, Tom's Pool Skimming, & Willie

Date: August 21, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Kristi Lee, Christy Lee, Willie, Jeff

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra is packed with lighthearted banter, classic comedic riffs, and offbeat news stories. The gang dives into unusual pool stories, pokes fun at the realities of pool ownership, and engages in their trademark irreverent discussions about marijuana potency, cannabis products, and “bad beach behavior.” The group’s camaraderie and running gags keep the tone playful, while their tangents into everything from skinny dipping to beach etiquette provide relatable, laugh-out-loud moments.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Naked Swimmer in Florida Pool

(Timestamps: 04:37 – 06:01)

• Christy Lee reports a news story: Police in Fort Lauderdale spent nearly four hours coaxing a naked man out of a stranger's pool.
• The group riffs on how they would handle the situation.
  • “Can you tase someone while they're in a pool?” – Jeff [05:06]
  • “Just kind of poke them with that pool cleaner thing. Get them right in the armpit. Sensitive bits.” – Tom Griswold [05:41]
  • Jokes about using squirt guns, boiling water, or lassos.

Memorable Exchange

• Willie: “The guy's gotta pee in there... that's some stranger.” [05:49]
• Kristi Lee: “If someone's naked, you don't know in your pool... you're changing everything.” [05:54]

2. Owning and Maintaining a Pool

(Timestamps: 06:01 – 09:00)

• Willie shares that this is his first pool, and keeping it clean is a “lot of work.”
  • Kristi Lee: “It's the pool owners equivalent to spraying your hose on your deck.” [07:11]
  • Bob & Tom caution about pool ownership:
    • “Number one cause of death in children is accidental. Never get a pool. Fill it in.” – Tom Griswold [07:36]
  • Discussion of pool impact on real estate resale.
    • “Pools are bad. Bad for real estate.” – Christy Lee [07:46]
• Banter about the hazards (and alleged joys) of skinny dipping and late-night swimming.
  • “You know, do a quick lap at three in the morning... some raccoon grabs my junk.” – Willie [08:12]
  • The group jokes about “naked cannonballs” and the risks involved.

3. Bad Beach Behavior & Cleanliness

(Timestamps: 09:47 – 13:36)

• Christy Lee highlights a survey about common “bad beach behaviors,” with the group sharing their own pet peeves:
  • Top faux pas: Taking sand/seashells, peeing in the water, drinking alcohol.
  • “If you see me in the ocean, it’s because I have to pee. I'm not getting in there unless I have to pee.” – Jeff [10:37]
  • “Literally, I only go to the beach to drink alcohol and pee in the water.” – Tom Griswold [11:01]
  • “People playing their music too loud at the beach. I don’t want to hear music. I want to hear the ocean.” – Christy Lee [11:23]
  • Jokes about strange things left at the beach, including diapers and “hypodermic needles, fingers, headless torsos.” – Kristi Lee [12:24]
• From a New Jersey beach cleanup: Used condoms, diapers up 78%, “dead bodies down 27%.”
  • “In New Jersey, dead bodies down 27... that is good.” – Christy Lee [13:23]

4. Cannabis Potency Labeling and Product QA

(Timestamps: 14:04 – 20:08)

• Christy Lee reports a University of Colorado study showing nearly half of cannabis products in dispensaries are mislabeled for THC content—usually, the label overstates potency.
  • Discussion of marijuana types, THC percentages, and product forms (joints, edibles, concentrates).
  • Tom Griswold explains: “If weed is beer, hash oil is whiskey.” [14:50]
  • The gang riffs on terms like “dab,” “fire up a doobie,” and the process for making edibles.
  • “So they take a joint, dip that in hash oil, and then roll that around in the keefe. Like Puppy Chow.” – Tom Griswold [17:42]
• Questions about mixing, accurate THC dosing, and the impossibility of standardizing homemade edibles.

Quotable Moments

• “So conventional pot is, like, anywhere between 18 and 32%... with dabs, 99% pure THC.” – Tom Griswold [14:33]
• “Half of cannabis flower products are inaccurately labeled.” – Christy Lee [14:57]

5. Cannabis Product Varieties & Delivery Systems

(Timestamps: 18:35 – 19:56)

• Rolling discussion on whether “nicotine patch” equivalents exist for marijuana (transdermal patches, lotions, suppositories).
  • Tom: “I've never had one that’s THC, but I got one that's CBD, and it helped with back pain.” [18:45]
  • Kristi Lee jokes about overusing THC hand lotion: “You sleep for days.” [19:01]
  • Riffing on Rick Simpson Oil, a potent cannabis concentrate with medical stories attached.

6. Cannabis, Driving, and “Pot Dick”

(Timestamps: 20:07 – 21:26)

• They revisit the lack of a roadside THC intoxication test comparable to breathalyzers.
  • “If it smells and you have anything in your system the last 30 days, you can get in a lot of trouble.” – Tom Griswold [20:19]
• Comedic exchange about whether marijuana leads to issues like “pot dick” (the inverse of whiskey dick).
  • “Does this ever lead to any kind of, like—the marriage act? Sexual congress?” – Willie [20:49]
  • Jeff: “I wouldn't say just because of that, but yeah.” [20:52]
  • The group jokes about marijuana causing sleepiness instead of performance issues.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Pool Intruders:
  • “Either you're out or this [toaster] is in.” – Jeff [05:19]
  • “That's one noodle that doesn't come out of the pool. I leave that on its little man.” – Willie [06:29]
• On Beach Habits:
  • “70% of respondents, Tom, fessed up to peeing in the water.” – Christy Lee [10:31]
  • “30% lied.” – Willie [10:35]
• On Cannabis Labels:
  • “The amounts of whatever it is, THC on these things is not really correct.” – Willie [19:57]
  • “If weed is beer, hash oil is whiskey.” – Tom Griswold [14:50]
• GTL and Jersey Shore:
  • “Whatever happened to Snooki?” – Kristi Lee [13:31]
  • “She's like a mom influencer.” – Tom Griswold [13:34]
• Cannabis Products:
  • “Do they make, like, a nicotine patch for pot?” – Willie [18:35]
  • “I've never had one that's THC, but I got one that's CBD in it, and I put it on my low back, and it would help.” – Tom Griswold [18:45]
  • “What I did was take the hand lotion and just squirt it up my—yeah, that works!” – Kristi Lee, joking [19:13]

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Naked Pool Intruder – 04:37
• Pool Care & Skinny Dipping – 06:01
• Bad Beach Behavior (Peeing, Drinking, Litter, Music) – 09:47
• NJ Beach Trash Cleanup – 12:21
• Cannabis Labeling & Potency – 14:04
• Cannabis Product Varieties – 18:35
• Pot, Driving, & Performance Jokes – 20:07

Overall Tone

The episode is packed with the familiar BOB & TOM blend of sarcastic banter, ridiculous hypotheticals, and observational comedy. The group’s quick wit and willingness to poke fun at each other—and themselves—make this a lively, easy-listening conversation for fans who enjoy irreverent humor and relatable adult topics.

For anyone who missed the episode:
You'll come away amused by their pool and beach mishaps, smarter (or at least better entertained) about modern cannabis products, and, most importantly, you'll feel like you spent happy hour with old friends who never grow up.