B&T Extra: Naked Swim, Tom's pool skimming, & Willie

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Naked Swim, Tom's Pool Skimming, & Willie

Date: August 21, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Kristi Lee, Christy Lee, Willie, Jeff

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra is packed with lighthearted banter, classic comedic riffs, and offbeat news stories. The gang dives into unusual pool stories, pokes fun at the realities of pool ownership, and engages in their trademark irreverent discussions about marijuana potency, cannabis products, and “bad beach behavior.” The group’s camaraderie and running gags keep the tone playful, while their tangents into everything from skinny dipping to beach etiquette provide relatable, laugh-out-loud moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Naked Swimmer in Florida Pool

(Timestamps: 04:37 – 06:01)

• Christy Lee reports a news story: Police in Fort Lauderdale spent nearly four hours coaxing a naked man out of a stranger's pool.
• The group riffs on how they would handle the situation.
  • “Can you tase someone while they're in a pool?” – Jeff [05:06]
  • “Just kind of poke them with that pool cleaner thing. Get them right in the armpit. Sensitive bits.” – Tom Griswold [05:41]
  • Jokes about using squirt guns, boiling water, or lassos.

Memorable Exchange

• Willie: “The guy's gotta pee in there... that's some stranger.” [05:49]
• Kristi Lee: “If someone's naked, you don't know in your pool... you're changing everything.” [05:54]

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2. Owning and Maintaining a Pool

(Timestamps: 06:01 – 09:00)

• Willie shares that this is his first pool, and keeping it clean is a “lot of work.”
  • Kristi Lee: “It's the pool owners equivalent to spraying your hose on your deck.” [07:11]
  • Bob & Tom caution about pool ownership:
    • “Number one cause of death in children is accidental. Never get a pool. Fill it in.” – Tom Griswold [07:36]
  • Discussion of pool impact on real estate resale.
    • “Pools are bad. Bad for real estate.” – Christy Lee [07:46]
• Banter about the hazards (and alleged joys) of skinny dipping and late-night swimming.
  • “You know, do a quick lap at three in the morning... some raccoon grabs my junk.” – Willie [08:12]
  • The group jokes about “naked cannonballs” and the risks involved.

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3. Bad Beach Behavior & Cleanliness

(Timestamps: 09:47 – 13:36)

• Christy Lee highlights a survey about common “bad beach behaviors,” with the group sharing their own pet peeves:
  • Top faux pas: Taking sand/seashells, peeing in the water, drinking alcohol.
  • “If you see me in the ocean, it’s because I have to pee. I'm not getting in there unless I have to pee.” – Jeff [10:37]
  • “Literally, I only go to the beach to drink alcohol and pee in the water.” – Tom Griswold [11:01]
  • “People playing their music too loud at the beach. I don’t want to hear music. I want to hear the ocean.” – Christy Lee [11:23]
  • Jokes about strange things left at the beach, including diapers and “hypodermic needles, fingers, headless torsos.” – Kristi Lee [12:24]
• From a New Jersey beach cleanup: Used condoms, diapers up 78%, “dead bodies down 27%.”
  • “In New Jersey, dead bodies down 27... that is good.” – Christy Lee [13:23]

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4. Cannabis Potency Labeling and Product QA

(Timestamps: 14:04 – 20:08)

• Christy Lee reports a University of Colorado study showing nearly half of cannabis products in dispensaries are mislabeled for THC content—usually, the label overstates potency.
  • Discussion of marijuana types, THC percentages, and product forms (joints, edibles, concentrates).
  • Tom Griswold explains: “If weed is beer, hash oil is whiskey.” [14:50]
  • The gang riffs on terms like “dab,” “fire up a doobie,” and the process for making edibles.
  • “So they take a joint, dip that in hash oil, and then roll that around in the keefe. Like Puppy Chow.” – Tom Griswold [17:42]
• Questions about mixing, accurate THC dosing, and the impossibility of standardizing homemade edibles.

Quotable Moments

• “So conventional pot is, like, anywhere between 18 and 32%... with dabs, 99% pure THC.” – Tom Griswold [14:33]
• “Half of cannabis flower products are inaccurately labeled.” – Christy Lee [14:57]

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5. Cannabis Product Varieties & Delivery Systems

(Timestamps: 18:35 – 19:56)

• Rolling discussion on whether “nicotine patch” equivalents exist for marijuana (transdermal patches, lotions, suppositories).
  • Tom: “I've never had one that’s THC, but I got one that's CBD, and it helped with back pain.” [18:45]
  • Kristi Lee jokes about overusing THC hand lotion: “You sleep for days.” [19:01]
  • Riffing on Rick Simpson Oil, a potent cannabis concentrate with medical stories attached.

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6. Cannabis, Driving, and “Pot Dick”

(Timestamps: 20:07 – 21:26)

• They revisit the lack of a roadside THC intoxication test comparable to breathalyzers.
  • “If it smells and you have anything in your system the last 30 days, you can get in a lot of trouble.” – Tom Griswold [20:19]
• Comedic exchange about whether marijuana leads to issues like “pot dick” (the inverse of whiskey dick).
  • “Does this ever lead to any kind of, like—the marriage act? Sexual congress?” – Willie [20:49]
  • Jeff: “I wouldn't say just because of that, but yeah.” [20:52]
  • The group jokes about marijuana causing sleepiness instead of performance issues.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Pool Intruders:
  • “Either you're out or this [toaster] is in.” – Jeff [05:19]
  • “That's one noodle that doesn't come out of the pool. I leave that on its little man.” – Willie [06:29]
• On Beach Habits:
  • “70% of respondents, Tom, fessed up to peeing in the water.” – Christy Lee [10:31]
  • “30% lied.” – Willie [10:35]
• On Cannabis Labels:
  • “The amounts of whatever it is, THC on these things is not really correct.” – Willie [19:57]
  • “If weed is beer, hash oil is whiskey.” – Tom Griswold [14:50]
• GTL and Jersey Shore:
  • “Whatever happened to Snooki?” – Kristi Lee [13:31]
  • “She's like a mom influencer.” – Tom Griswold [13:34]
• Cannabis Products:
  • “Do they make, like, a nicotine patch for pot?” – Willie [18:35]
  • “I've never had one that's THC, but I got one that's CBD in it, and I put it on my low back, and it would help.” – Tom Griswold [18:45]
  • “What I did was take the hand lotion and just squirt it up my—yeah, that works!” – Kristi Lee, joking [19:13]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Naked Pool Intruder – 04:37
• Pool Care & Skinny Dipping – 06:01
• Bad Beach Behavior (Peeing, Drinking, Litter, Music) – 09:47
• NJ Beach Trash Cleanup – 12:21
• Cannabis Labeling & Potency – 14:04
• Cannabis Product Varieties – 18:35
• Pot, Driving, & Performance Jokes – 20:07

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Overall Tone

The episode is packed with the familiar BOB & TOM blend of sarcastic banter, ridiculous hypotheticals, and observational comedy. The group’s quick wit and willingness to poke fun at each other—and themselves—make this a lively, easy-listening conversation for fans who enjoy irreverent humor and relatable adult topics.

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For anyone who missed the episode:
You'll come away amused by their pool and beach mishaps, smarter (or at least better entertained) about modern cannabis products, and, most importantly, you'll feel like you spent happy hour with old friends who never grow up.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Cheers.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christopher (Producer)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show, the naked swim, Tom's pool, skimming and Willie is on the way in just a minute.

[Willie]

Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking. Like the legal fees, the time in court, or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world too. If you hurt them or even kill them in a crash instead. What if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over Paid for by nhtsa. I always heard that his herb was top shelf. I just could not wait to find out for myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Well, I've tried it, my friend. And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[Willie]

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town.

[Bob Kevoian]

He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around?

[Willie]

The last words I spoke before they tucked me in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause I'll never smoke weed with Willie again. I'll never smoke weed with Willie again. My party's all over before it begins. You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend. But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[Willie]

I hopped on his old bus, the honeysuckle road.

[Bob Kevoian]

The party was Vegas. It was after the show, alone in.

[Willie]

The front lounge, just me and him.

[Bob Kevoian]

With one parting puff. Grim Creeper sat in. I'll never smoke weed with Willie again. My party's all over before it begins. You can pour me some old whiskey river, my friend. But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[Willie]

Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know ones are coming. Cause I'm smelling smoke.

[Willie]

No, I do not partake. I just let it pass by.

[Tom Griswold]

With.

[Bob Kevoian]

A smile on my face and a great contact high. I'll never smoke weed Willy again. And my party's all over before it begins. You can pour me some old whiskey river, my friend. But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[Willie]

In the fetal position with drool on my chin.

[Bob Kevoian]

I messed up and smoke weed with Willie again.

[Willie]

Here's some Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Kristi Lee]

Extra. What's going on over there in the news den, if you will?

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida encountered an unusual situation when a naked guy went for a swim in a stranger's pool and refused to leave.

[Kristi Lee]

Hello, naked guy.

[Christy Lee]

WSBN reports the Fort Lauderdale police officers responded to the call, tried to coax the naked man out of the pool.

[Kristi Lee]

Come on, palace homeowner.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go. Come here, come here. Here's a treat. Homeowner Javier Cavero said it took nearly four hours to get the guy out of the water safely. He was then taken for medical evaluation.

[Jeff]

Can you tase someone while they're in a pool?

[Kristi Lee]

The way I understand it, if they're on your property, anything goes. Oh, throw a toaster in that. That's what I understand.

[Jeff]

Stand there next to the pool. Either you're out or this is in.

[Kristi Lee]

Take your time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good quote.

[Willie]

I mean, I don't know what you. What would you do, fill a squirt gun with boiling water? I don't know what's acid, what's legit. What could they do to this?

[Jeff]

Maybe lasso him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go. Lasso.

[Tom Griswold]

Just kind of poke them with that pool cleaner thing. Get them right in the armpit. Sensitive bits.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You're not gonna be able to scoop him up, are you, in the net?

[Willie]

Yeah. I mean, you know, the guy's got a pee in there. Oh, yeah, that's some stranger.

[Jeff]

I mean, for you, that's a whole new pool, right? If someone's naked, you don't know in your pool.

[Willie]

Oh, God.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. You're changing everything.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been naked in your pool yet?

[Willie]

Naked?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. No, you haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Skinny dipped in your own pool.

[Kristi Lee]

Turn the lights off. I know you believe that. The Human skin is the devil's slip cover. I know you believe that, but please, please.

[Willie]

I do that.

[Kristi Lee]

Can't you get naked in your own pool early in the morning, do a quick lap?

[Willie]

That's one noodle that doesn't come out of the pool. I leave that on its little man.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, man sack.

[Willie]

You got a guy. You got a guy to.

[Kristi Lee]

Or are you trying to keep up with caretaking of your pool or you have a guy.

[Christy Lee]

You have a guy. You gotta have a guy.

[Willie]

I know, but I'm. I got that long stick with the net on it. Oh, no. You got to go out there. The leaves blow in it.

[Kristi Lee]

You got to do have a guy come check.

[Christy Lee]

Check your chlorine levels, check your filter.

[Kristi Lee]

You stay for that, Right?

[Willie]

Oh, the mechanics of it. I don't touch.

[Kristi Lee]

You're gonna get it.

[Willie]

You gotta have one of those nets to skim the top.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Willie]

You'll be out there. A skimming. This is my first pool my whole life. I've never had one before. It's a lot of work.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, all you're doing is skimming. Does anybody else remember a lot of work to skim? Complaining about his pool, which is really complaining.

[Willie]

You bashed me about it.

[Kristi Lee]

It's the pool owners equivalent to spraying your hose on your deck. It's the same effort, but you told me one time, don't get a pool. I have some advice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Number one, cause of death in children is accidental.

[Kristi Lee]

Never get a pool. Fill it in. Okay.

[Willie]

Real estate resale. Your your thoughts?

[Christy Lee]

Pools are bad. Bad for real estate.

[Kristi Lee]

There you go.

[Willie]

It eliminates like 90% of.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, buy your buyers. But you tried that argument. Didn't work, did it?

[Willie]

No, you lost on that. I love it. It's great having it.

[Kristi Lee]

Hang on, I have to make. Now I have to make a sound effect for Tom.

[Willie]

No, I'm glad we have it. It's fun.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, yeah. How much fun would it be if you got out there like you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Three in the morning, drop the truck.

[Kristi Lee]

Three in the morning. You're out there doing back and forth in the pool.

[Willie]

Totally. Some raccoon grabs my junk.

[Christy Lee]

Raccoons don't like to get in the pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't like to grab junk either.

[Kristi Lee]

No. If you're talking about a beaver, possibly that'll grab your junk.

[Jeff]

What's that flag you like to fly the blue Peter. You could like lay on your back and strap that to your member.

[Kristi Lee]

Jump on that pizza slice raft you have.

[Willie]

You're referencing, of course, raising. Raising The Blue Peter is if. If a boat is in port and the Blue Peter goes up, that's the. That's to alert the crew that it's. They got to get back to the ship.

[Kristi Lee]

You know what to sail. You know, do float on your back with an erection and scream at the house, hey, honey, you want any of this for. Put it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Ladies love that line. It's a fun.

[Kristi Lee]

Ladies love that. I love that. How thoughtful. How thoughtful of him. Nice. Why is Christy the one laughing the hardest?

[Willie]

These are all great ideas.

[Kristi Lee]

Now, that'd be something, wouldn't it, if you saw him?

[Willie]

Ever tried a naked cannonball?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Willie]

That might be.

[Kristi Lee]

That might be the safest diet when you're naked. Oh, I don't know.

[Willie]

No, no, no. You'd be hitting balls first.

[Kristi Lee]

No, your ball should be up in between your legs, and you'll be all.

[Willie]

Clinched up in a proper cannonball. You're talking. They're dangling.

[Kristi Lee]

You're not doing that kind of activity.

[Willie]

When you're naked in a pool. You're only enter pools by cannonball. It's my rules. Never slip in a recent bull reveals.

[Christy Lee]

Typical American beach behavior. This is not a pool behavior. Beach behavior.

[Kristi Lee]

Beach behavior.

[Christy Lee]

The beach.com survey of American adults found on average, Americans engage in at least three bad beach behaviors. The top faux pas was taking sand or seashells.

[Kristi Lee]

Taking it.

[Christy Lee]

Taking them. That's what they're there for.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's, like, protected beaches where international people go and they take this very rare sand that's very intimate to the locals, and then they fly home with it. I understand that. That's not cool.

[Willie]

Yeah, we had that story. I forget where that is. But you're not. You're not allowed to take any sand with you. Of course, that does. That excludes, of course, butt crack. Well, I mean, you're gonna get some.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, the second. Peeing in the water.

[Willie]

Everyone does that.

[Christy Lee]

70% of respondents, Tom. Fessed up to peeing in the water.

[Willie]

30% lied.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Jeff]

If you see me in an ocean, it's because I have to pee. I'm not getting in there unless I have to pee.

[Tom Griswold]

Ocean, bathtub, kiddie pool.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where we at?

[Christy Lee]

How many times have you seen people standing wa deep in water with beers in their hand out in the ocean? Tell me that's not what they're doing.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm just feeding the fish.

[Christy Lee]

Drinking alcohol. Coming in third. Is that not as bad beach behavior?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, literally, I only go to the beach to drink alcohol and pee in the water. That's why you're there.

[Christy Lee]

And take a couple of seashells.

[Kristi Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take a seashell.

[Kristi Lee]

What the hell else is there to do at the beach?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. This is ridiculous. 70% of those polled said someone else's bad beach etiquette ruins a trip for them. Your guys are gonna hate me when I say this, but, you know my number one is.

[Kristi Lee]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

People playing their music too loud at the beach. I don't want to hear music.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you have to apply for a permit to play music outside in the summer.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to hear it. I want to hear the ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I'm there by the lake in beautiful Chicago and some jackass is bumping some EDM die. I'm turning into my dad. I just heard that. That sucked.

[Willie]

I hate.

[Jeff]

I was like, oh, just turn down your radio.

[Christy Lee]

Respondents. But littering is the number one most annoying behavior at the beach, followed by not picking up after pets and sitting too close to others.

[Kristi Lee]

What if those are all great? What if I put something in the sand and covered up with sand?

[Christy Lee]

Like a cat?

[Kristi Lee]

No, like, you know, condom poop, things like that.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I meant.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, no.

[Jeff]

Last time I went to the beach, I looked over and there was just a. Someone had changed their baby and left the diaper just laying in the sand. I mean, it was bundled up. You know what I mean? Like, it wasn't. And then exposed, but it was. You knew what it was.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie]

I got the results of the New Jersey beach cleanup.

[Kristi Lee]

Hypodermic needles, fingers, headless torsos.

[Willie]

This is interesting. They had 10,000 volunteers. It's called the Clean Ocean Action Trash removal. This is in New Jersey, along the coast.

[Kristi Lee]

This is.

[Willie]

This is important. They collected nearly 500,000 pieces of debris. Condoms up 56%, cigarette butts down. And, of course, this is why I got it here. Mr. Oskay. A lot of used baby diapers found on the beach.

[Kristi Lee]

Look at you.

[Willie]

Oh, yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Wrong with people.

[Willie]

You know, I lived an hour from.

[Kristi Lee]

There, and we had that. That's a huge problem with the water.

[Willie]

And fecal chloroform, they called it. The levels in the water were huge.

[Kristi Lee]

Hypodermic needles, all that kind of stuff wouldn't get in there for medical waste.

[Willie]

Huge problem. Said it said, let's see. Diapers up 78. Oh, this is good. In New Jersey, dead bodies down 27.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that is good.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that's good. As long as they're down. Yeah.

[Jeff]

Oh, they only raked up one snooki.

[Kristi Lee]

Whatever happened to Snooki?

[Christy Lee]

She's doing okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Oh, is she?

[Tom Griswold]

She's like a mom influencer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's.

[Kristi Lee]

Good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

She's doing her thing.

[Christy Lee]

My kids love watching those old Jersey shores.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And I walked downstairs the other day during the holiday. They were home, and we were watching it.

[Willie]

It's.

[Kristi Lee]

It's hysterically gtl.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Kristi Lee]

Jim Tan Laundry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's. You forget.

[Willie]

What if there's no. There's no W in there for work?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, no, they work.

[Christy Lee]

They worked at the T shirt shop. They were working.

[Kristi Lee]

Work just bums me out, man. I see. I see.

[Willie]

There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A new study shows labels on marijuana products often misrepresent their potency.

[Kristi Lee]

There are labels on marijuana products.

[Tom Griswold]

You're telling me that the thing on the jar that says Durban Poison might be lying to me, telling you my Jack Alaskan Thunder F is what they say.

[Kristi Lee]

And I'm not asking Willie this. I'm just opening it to how. What is, like, a alcohol beverage on a can of beer? 6%. How do they quantify that? On. On weed.

[Tom Griswold]

So, like, conventional pot is, like, anywhere between, like, 18 and 32%. And then, like, with dabs and all that kind of stuff.

[Kristi Lee]

So this is THC?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's like 99% pure THC. 92% for live resonance Diet. I got a lot of those numbers wrong. Don't.

[Willie]

What is a dab? I've never heard of a dab.

[Tom Griswold]

A dab is hash oil. So if weed is beer, hash oil is whiskey.

[Willie]

Oh, a little dab. Little dab. A brill cream.

[Kristi Lee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers from the University of Colorado at Boulder analyzed products sold at dispensaries across the state and discovered nearly half of cannabis flower products are inaccurately labeled, with most showing they contain more THC than they really do.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

Good news for everybody.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Willie]

So wait a minute.

[Jeff]

I always wondered when they. And I know this. This guy sounds stupid, but, like, when you're making the edibles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

And you're putting the stuff into the thing and you stir it up and you pour it in the pan. How do you know 99% isn't in one corner and there's none in the other corner?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. I've had that issue when I make them at home. I think these guys have a better system now.

[Jeff]

Well, they're saying they don't because they're off on their Numbers.

[Willie]

So they're saying what if it says what? What would be a number? If it says 14, it's really 8.

[Christy Lee]

Well, are they talking about milligrams? Like, it's a no.

[Tom Griswold]

So this would be the percentage of THC within the product, whatever you're getting. So conventional pot, like the stuff that you got, if it's in a joint or whatever, that's around 20 to 30, I'm pretty sure. And then with the concentrates, they can get anywhere from 80 to, like, 99.

[Kristi Lee]

If you're making brownies or something, don't you, like, make it into a butter and then put it in a mix or something?

[Tom Griswold]

You can use flour, you can use hash.

[Kristi Lee]

Whatever you want. Yeah. So it's uniformly through the entire. It's not just in one corner.

[Jeff]

Well, but you don't know that.

[Kristi Lee]

I know that. See it. I know when you said this is going to sound stupid, but I had no idea.

[Willie]

So this is the legal stuff sold in.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, in Colorado. I've never been to a desert. I don't know how it's labeled.

[Willie]

It has to be made in Colorado. Right. Because none of these products are allowed to cross state lines. I remember reading an article about. What's his name, Jim Belushi, who apparently has a really good farm in, I want to say, Oregon. I'm kind of forgetting. And he was saying the problem was they couldn't take their product and sell it across the state line. He might. He may be in Washington. I forget. It was a while back.

[Jeff]

But there's a whole show of him and his marijuana farm.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff]

It's interesting for about an episode.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. It lasts about an episode or two, maybe.

[Willie]

Do you watch it while high?

[Jeff]

Yeah, I mean, I would if I was.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're listening on the radio.

[Jeff]

Saved it.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're listening on radio, you can't tell Jeff's a stoner. If you're watching the YouTube, they figured it out, buddy.

[Willie]

Okay, what is your. In the event that you were in a place where it was legal, what would be your form of intake, if you will?

[Jeff]

I would like a joint that's been rolled in. Keith. And then dipped in.

[Willie]

Oh, what is. What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

So they take a joint. Keith is like when you grind your weed, there's like a sieve at the bottom. And so the tiny particles. I forget exactly what it's called, but they fall through. Looks like dust. It's like little green dust. And then you take that, you roll a regular joint, you dip that in hash oil, and then you Roll that around in the keefe. Like, it's like Puppy Chow. Like the thing you make in the summertime with, like, confectionery sugar.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Those things will get you in trouble. Yeah, those things are wild.

[Willie]

Oh, so you'd like to. What are some of the terminology? Do you fire up a doobie? Is that still a thing?

[Kristi Lee]

Smoke out.

[Christy Lee]

Prefer smoking over edibles.

[Jeff]

Oh, I, I, I'll. Yeah. I mean, I'll do whatever's available. Like, if I was going to a dispensary, I would get some edibles, I would get some flour, maybe a drink, and I would do all three at the same time.

[Willie]

Do they make this. These are all dumb questions. Do they make, like, a nicotine patch for pot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do.

[Willie]

Like a transdermal. They really do.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had one that's thc, but I got one that's CBD in it, and I put it on my low back, and it would help with back pain.

[Willie]

It was great. Does it have, like, a picture of Jerry Garcia on it or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Honestly, it looks.

[Jeff]

They have, like, hand lotions. You can use f THC in them.

[Tom Griswold]

Chapstick.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Like, you rub on your sore muscles.

[Kristi Lee]

And I overuse the hand lotion one and you sleep for days.

[Jeff]

Oh, really?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's absolutely true.

[Jeff]

Do they make suppositories, probably for people who are sick?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

What I did was take the hand lotion and just squirt it up my. Yeah, that works a nice little.

[Tom Griswold]

There's this really strong.

[Kristi Lee]

Do they have Chipotle?

[Willie]

I'm asking if they have transdermal you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something called.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm just asking.

[Willie]

That could be for someone who had a specific issue.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something called rso Rick Simpson Oil, developed by this guy, Rick Simpson. Again, I'm getting some of these details wrong.

[Kristi Lee]

But he was sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Pharmaceuticals couldn't help, and he developed his own just marijuana concentrate. And you can rub it on your skin, you can eat it. It does usually come in a syringe. It comes in a syringe, and then sometimes your sister Lucy, she's staying at your house, and she finds it, and.

[Kristi Lee]

She goes, oh, my God.

[Jeff]

What are you doing?

[Kristi Lee]

You're shooting up.

[Tom Griswold]

I promise. It's just weird.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Willie]

So the conclusion of this article is that you've got the. According to the University of Colorado, the amounts of whatever it is, THC on these things is not really Correct.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that is the.

[Willie]

And that. Now, I asked this question a couple weeks ago, and I still don't remember if we ever had an answer. Have they come up with a test on the road? If they pull somebody over, is there. They haven't come up with a thing. Hey, you're too stoned to be driving.

[Tom Griswold]

If it smells and you have anything in your System the last 30 days, you can get in a lot of trouble.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep. Okay, 30 days.

[Jeff]

But just like alcohol you shouldn't do, you shouldn't drive while on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

I mean, be responsible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Willie]

Now, when you're doing. When you. Once again, if you're in a place where this is legal and you're on one of these adventures, does your. Does your. Does your lady friend participate in the cinema?

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, yeah.

[Willie]

Now, does this ever lead to any kind of, like. Like, say, the marriage act?

[Kristi Lee]

Sexual congress.

[Willie]

Sexual congress Intimate.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

I mean, I wouldn't say just because of that, but yeah.

[Willie]

You're not on vacation, so you're not. You're not suffering from dick pot or.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't think it works like that. Does it.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it be pot dick?

[Willie]

Yeah, I'm trying to think of how to Pot Reefer. Hi, I'm Dick Reefer.

[Kristi Lee]

It's not dick whiskey.

[Willie]

Does it have that effect?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe in the fact that it just makes you tired. So you don't want to kind of move around like that.

[Jeff]

Oh, no, it doesn't affect me.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff]

No, I'm not.

[Kristi Lee]

I want to move out of this room. I know that.

[Christopher (Producer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play, and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Willie]

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