B&T Extra: Old Folks Juggling, A Sex Doll, and Josh's Playboy

Summary

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Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Old Folks Juggling, A Sex Doll, and Josh's Playboy

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: March 11, 2026
Episode Theme:
A humorous and irreverent spin on odd news stories, including the benefits of juggling for seniors, an unexpected discovery of a sex doll mistaken for a body, and a nostalgic tale of discovering Playboy. The usual cast—Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, and producer Christopher—riff with their trademark banter, focusing on the funny, crude, and curious.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Juggling for Cognitive Fitness in Older Adults (03:01–06:37)

• Christy Lee presents a new study showing that older adults who learn to juggle gain measurable cognitive improvements, including increased brain volume and memory.
• The cast riffs on the idea of seniors juggling, joking about everyday movements and hospital nurses.
  • Chick McGee: "Where’s my balls?" (03:13)
  • Tom Griswold: "I haven’t had a movement in two weeks." (03:20)
• They discuss additional circus-sideshow activities for mental fitness—joking about being shot from cannons and the risks involved.
  • Chick McGee: "It wasn’t being shot out of the cannon that killed him. It was hitting his head on the ground." (06:01)
• Christy notes even “short daily sessions had measurable effects over time.” (03:26)
• The conversation devolves into riffing on slang terms for breasts, leading to a flurry of invented names for comedy’s sake.
  • Chick McGee: “Can’t you take any noun and make it slang for boobs?" (03:51)
  • Christy Lee: "I think hammers is my favorite." (03:59)

2. Dental Floss as Future Vaccine Delivery (06:42–08:42)

• Christy shares research on dissolvable, floss-like bio-threads that could someday deliver vaccines in lieu of needles.
  • Bob Kevoian: “Then no one will get the vaccine. Because that's probably the biggest lie everyone tells at the dentist.” (06:48)
• The team jokes about conspiracy theories, adding humor to skepticism around vaccines and dental care.
  • Tom Griswold: "Great, they can start putting vaccines into our floss without us knowing. Terrific." (07:30)
  • Bob Kevoian: "Conspiracy theorist, huh?" (07:38)

3. Sex Doll Mistaken for a Drowned Body in Idaho (08:42–13:42)

• Christy Lee reads a bizarre news story: Idaho authorities spent hours searching a river after a reported floating body turns out to be a life-sized sex doll.
  • Tom Griswold: "And after humping it for three hours, they went back to looking for the body." (08:54)
  • The sheriff’s name is Adam Mabey, launching a round of Abbott-and-Costello-style joking:
    • Bob Kevoian: "Why isn't he in a Who's On First episode?" (09:11)
• The team analyzes the photo of the doll, noting its remarkably lifelike appearance—particularly at a distance.
  • Tom Griswold: "That tells you that somebody is buying those for the feet or...the inflatable feet aren't working." (10:21)
• Further riffing ensues about how sex dolls get disposed of, methods for identification, and the emotional connection an owner might have.
  • Tom Griswold: "Do you think the guy cried, like Wilson floating away?" (11:04)
• Christopher delivers a darkly funny parody ballad: "The Ballad of Edna Fitzgerald." (11:52–12:53)

4. Sex Dolls: Customizations, Realism, and Marketplace (13:43–18:14)

• Discussion shifts to the high-end sex doll market, customizations, and the existence of male models (including jokes about Justin Bieber dolls).
  • Bob Kevoian: "The real dolls, like $10,000." (14:30)
  • Chick McGee: "You can get electric hips...a movable jaw...You can just get the head...or the breasts. It's like KFC over there." (16:44; 17:48)
• The comic value of selling gently used dolls and the awkwardness of hiding these items from family is explored.
  • Christy Lee: "Where do you keep it? Where do you got to be alone." (17:54)
  • Tom Griswold: "My mom found a Playboy under my mattress when she flipped it one time." (18:53)

5. Embarrassing Finds: Tom’s Playboy Story (18:53–19:18)

• Tom shares a personal story about his mom discovering a Playboy he'd swiped from his dad, revealing the awkward family fallout:
  • Tom Griswold: "I got in trouble because I stole it from my dad’s drawer." (18:57)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Can’t you take any noun and make it slang for boobs?" – Chick McGee (03:51)
• "I haven’t had a movement in two weeks." – Tom Griswold (03:20)
• "That tells you that somebody is buying those for the feet...the inflatable feet aren't working." – Tom Griswold (10:21)
• "The doll did have a name. The doll’s name was Edna Fitzgerald." – Christopher (11:36)
• "You can just get the head...You can just buy the breasts. It's like KFC over there." – Chick McGee/Tom Griswold (17:48)
• "My mom found a Playboy under my mattress when she flipped it one time." – Tom Griswold (18:53)

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Detailed Episode Timeline

| Timestamp | Topic | |---------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:01 | Juggling improves cognition in aging adults – news and jokes | | 03:51 | Nouns as boob slang – playful banter | | 06:42 | Experimental dental floss vaccines and dental humor | | 08:42 | Sex doll mistaken for body in Idaho river | | 09:01 | Sheriff Adam Mabey/”Who’s On First” jokes | | 11:52 | "Ballad of Edna Fitzgerald" parody song | | 13:43 | Sex dolls: real dolls, pricing, features, and male dolls | | 16:44 | Customization options (electric hips and movable jaw) | | 17:48 | Laughs about buying just parts of dolls/“It’s like KFC over there” | | 18:53 | Tom’s Playboy story – parental discovery and fallout |

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains the BOB & TOM Show’s trademark: gregariously silly, quick-witted, and intentionally juvenile. Even the news stories are just launchpads for gags, with the cast gleefully spotlighting the absurd, awkward, and risqué.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode delivers a classic “Extra”—a rapid-fire collection of juvenile jokes, news oddities, and improvisational sketches. Whether poking fun at seniors’ mental fitness, the embarrassing business of owning or disposing of a sex doll, or the hazards of hidden Playboys, the BOB & TOM crew keeps things playfully off the rails while riffing with infectious glee. The memorable “Ballad of Edna Fitzgerald” alone is worth the listen for comedy fans.

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Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show. Old folks juggling, plus a sex doll and Josh's Playboy. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

I'm a Tony Razzie. You know, when my father passed down old family recipes to me, he said, tony, my son, you got to deliver pizzas fast as you can. So in his spirit, I name my restaurant after him. Paparazzi Pizza.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

At Paparazzi Pizza, our fleet of speedy motorcycles are ready to chase you down and give you a nice hot pizza. But that's not all you get. We'll also snap some candid photos of whoever answered the door. Paparazzi Pizza. Hi, can I smile a little bit to the left. Move over here. Smile. Stop it. That's good. You look good. Are you sleepy? That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out of here. I'm going to the police. Wait a moment.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

You can't get away from Paparazzi Pizza. Oh, you can't get away from paparazzi. Here I come. You can run, but you can't hide from a paparazzi pizza. You get a pizza in a flash, whether you want it or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave me alone, you parasite.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Good when you're angry. Slow down your pizza. It's getting cold. Don't call us. We'll find you. Smile. It's a paparazzi pizza.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around.

[Chick McGee]

This is Bob and Tom Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now it's time to check in with the SILAC news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

There's some new research out there that shows juggling can help improve cognitive function in aging adults. A study found that older individuals who learned to juggle showed increase in brain volume and memory.

[Chick McGee]

Where's my balls?

[Christy Lee]

Experts say the activity combines movement, coordination and problem solving.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't had a movement in two weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Key ingredients for mental illness or mental fitness.

[Chick McGee]

So nice.

[Christy Lee]

Even short daily sessions had measurable effects over time.

[Tom Griswold]

My nurse molests me. So sir, we're talking about juggling. We don't need to get into all your problems.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of juggling, ever seen her jugs? I tell you what. I like to flip those things. Latch onto those nips. I'll tell you what.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers recommend juggling as an accessible and fun brain exercise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Can't you take any noun and make it slang for boobs?

[Christy Lee]

Pretty much, yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not really.

[Chick McGee]

Hammers.

[Christy Lee]

I think hammers is my favorite.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That seems awfully violent.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's funny.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

I like party bags.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well if a physician came up too. Well, I've got the good news.

[Tom Griswold]

I like baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Party bags are cancer free.

[Christy Lee]

What do you like?

[Tom Griswold]

Baby feeders.

[Chick McGee]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the baby feeders on that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually that's. That's. I'm sure that there's some language that's probably a loose translation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, it could be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. These some tribe somewhere. All of us. What you've got.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

The Michelle Mikamu.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think maybe the sound of like one of those jugs. Film Board of Canada movies with the recorder here in northern Canada. The baby fitters on the fitters.

[Chick McGee]

Why haven't we had a guy come in or anyone come in and play the recorder for us? We used to have an instrument day that might be a nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like a bassoon and a recorder.

[Bob Kevoian]

So let's get back to the story. So they're suggesting the juggling.

[Chick McGee]

I got time for fun. Let's go.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You're not much like good for your brain. Much like you play wordle or I do sudoku or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's kind of like the sideshow circus stuff. Yeah, I think. Would it be really good for cognitive. I think for cognitive improvement in older people become those guys that get shot out of cannons. I've always wanted to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

We can make that happen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My gosh, can we make that happen?

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the guy a couple years ago

[Tom Griswold]

they missed use as much dynamite.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a spring. There's a video of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Put them in there and throw a grenade.

[Bob Kevoian]

As Chick will tell you, that's a gag. They're not. I mean they're in a Cannon? Yes, but they're not. There's no gunpowder. But they.

[Chick McGee]

They have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have to test it and make sure they've got the distance right. And in this case, they set the net up in the wrong place.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it wasn't being shot out of the cannon that killed him. It was hitting his head on the ground. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Landing was the problem.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Not being caught is the problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is. This is fun to know if you've got maybe an elderly relative that Bringing them like beanbags, though.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't start chainsaws.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

I dropped another egg. My God. Now I gotta bend over and that molested nurse is gonna grab my butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

He wants to have her way with me. You're not gonna peg me, you old lady.

[Chick McGee]

You're not here for the 24 hour care, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

This is kind of interesting. A new study suggests vaccines might one day be delivered using dental floss. Like materials.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then no one will get the vaccine. Because that's probably the biggest lie everyone tells at the dentist. Certainly.

[Christy Lee]

That they floss.

[Bob Kevoian]

That they floss.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're exploring the use of tiny bio threads that dissolve in the mouth and release the medication. The method could simplify vaccine distribution and eliminate needles. Trials in animals.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. Wait a minute. So. Yeah. What?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come here, Fido. We gotta.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta flush your teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, if you have someone that's flossing their dog's teeth, that's a great person.

[Christy Lee]

How in the world do you get them to sit still? They have shown promising results for immunity and safety. Scientists say it may take years though, to reach human trials, but the concept is gaining traction.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. They can start putting vaccines into our floss without us knowing. Terrific.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gee, if they haven't already.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Conspiracy theorist, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Don't forget to floss.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of conspiracy theorists out there

[Chick McGee]

that know what they're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. The world is Round. Why aren't we falling down all the time?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Try standing on a beach ball.

[Chick McGee]

Can't do it. That could be the most illuminating argument I've ever heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think about that. For will have two reasons not to fl. Well, I ain't doing it. I don't care if my teeth fall out. It's a government conspiracy.

[Chick McGee]

There's somebody out there that heard what Josh said and it's hell it Josh. Damn right you understand that this sounds

[Tom Griswold]

like it's just fibrous material that it didn't say. You actually have to floss with it. It just said dental floss. Like material that you put in your mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but it's much funnier if you

[Tom Griswold]

see someone going oh, for sure, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now I won't get pulled.

[Tom Griswold]

Some news stories aren't meant to be funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, then why are we reading them?

[Christy Lee]

Good point. Authorities in Idaho searching a river following a report about a floating human body. Eventually they recovered a life size sex doll in the river following a three hour search.

[Tom Griswold]

And after humping it for three hours, they went back to looking for the body.

[Christy Lee]

Caribou County Sheriff Adam maybe told we

[Tom Griswold]

got a body to look for.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's the name of the sheriff?

[Christy Lee]

Adam maybe could be his first name.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're not sure his name is maybe.

[Christy Lee]

M A B E Y. Well, this.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's. Why isn't he in a who's on first episode?

[Christy Lee]

Adam maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care. Yes or no. Is he on first base?

[Christy Lee]

Told Idaho News that they had received the report of a body in the Blackfoot river about 16 miles northeast of Soda Springs. Drones were dispatched along a stretch of the river to begin the search. When the alleged body was found, a team went into the water and retrieved a life size companion doll. Sheriff maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my God. Look at the photograph. Oh, it does look. It looks like a real dead body.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Yeah, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

Sheriff maybe said they doubt they will be able to find who dumped the doll in the river. But if they do, they will be charged with littering. Yeah, that is very lifelike.

[Chick McGee]

Other than the waist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deflated look, but no, but the waist is awfully small.

[Christy Lee]

Well, these are implants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very busty.

[Chick McGee]

Did you notice look at the hammers on her.

[Tom Griswold]

So the. The body itself is inflatable, but the hands, the head and the feet are like mannequin.

[Christy Lee]

And the boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

The boobs too.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that. But I can see why from a distance that really does look like a dead horrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But that tells you that somebody is buying those for the feet or. You know what I mean, like they want.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey. The inflatable feet aren't working.

[Bob Kevoian]

But then they find this pretty easily. I mean, I think I know where I'd start swabbing for DNA.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The vagina

[Christy Lee]

looks muddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. I guess at your point it could be anywhere. You're suggesting that those. That's not Designex on the feet.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently this if you read more into the story, it had been weighted down with sandbags. Somebody didn't want it to be found.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure yeah. Somebody's. Somebody's wife had just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yep. Oh, yeah. Or the wife did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think the guy cried like. Like Wilson floating away?

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet so.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry I have to do this to you.

[Chick McGee]

You can become attached, right? I would think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably had a name. Are you attached to an inanimate object

[Christy Lee]

that if you lost it, you'd be sad?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very good question. And I. Right now the answer is no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you call Jack Utron. Jack for short.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack E. Okay. I'm not gay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be okay if you were stupid.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

You know, the doll did have a name. The doll's name was Edna Fitzgerald.

[Christy Lee]

God bless.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What was the name of the owner? Oh. Or is that later

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

you thought she was dead. Saw the back of her head. Is it a naked girl bobbing and bloated. We brought her to shore. She was dressed like a Hoover, the poor thing. Adriftin and floatin. But we didn't know it was a sex doll we found. So we went through the proper procedures. There was no pulse, so we did mouth to mouth to get the seaweed out. We used some tweezers. She looked so surprised with her mouth open wide. Then we figured out she was just plastic. I took her home and gave her some air in the bedroom. That's Sex Dolls. Fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

The Ballad of Edna Fitzgerald.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

You totally redeemed yourself.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Thank you. I needed to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's great. So we've had a number of stories like this.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Just in the last couple weeks.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that one, when you see the doll that we just. It. You can see exactly why they think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this isn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't one of those cheap things.

[Christy Lee]

15 blow up.

[Bob Kevoian]

One with the big round.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that must have been horrifying just to see it and. But such relief when you realize it wasn't a person.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

And do you suppose that there's no air because she was torn?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they. If. Obviously if they used sandbags, they didn't want her to be found. So they probably deflated her before they put her in the water.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the guy's name was. Police have given him a name. Jerk the Ripper. He tears the.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like this is another victim of Jerk the Ripper. Chick goes.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know he was doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Jack the Ripper still kind of works.

[Bob Kevoian]

We just did the Jack. You Tron. I thought we'd.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. No, I switch it Up a little bit. I liked it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a sextile guy. I. I've never tried it, so I can't say for sure. But I. It doesn't appeal to me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you guys not want.

[Chick McGee]

I've never. Yeah. Any of the add on equipment. No, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm not judging. I just don't.

[Christy Lee]

Not your thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

But what are the ones that are not inflatable? The real dolls, like $10,000.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You order. Those are personalized. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As chick said, they can be as pricey as you want them to be.

[Chick McGee]

And you choose eye color, hair color.

[Christy Lee]

And they make boy ones too.

[Chick McGee]

Body type.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With detachable.

[Chick McGee]

Detachable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really clean it.

[Chick McGee]

You can dishwasher safe. I think it comes with like three or four different attachments. Yeah. Yeah. Like really. And then my size semi depends on

[Christy Lee]

what you're in the mood.

[Chick McGee]

And then saggy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this one? There was a Justin Bieber sex doll.

[Christy Lee]

That's weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Made to look just like Justin Bieber. Five feet two inches tall.

[Chick McGee]

Is he only five two?

[Bob Kevoian]

It says one time. It says. Yeah. Consumers can customize how long the doll's male member is. This had to be a. I can't imagine that this particular company's still out there. Well, this is not gonna establish 1704.

[Tom Griswold]

NAMBLA approved.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. According to this description, the sextile is made from the most advanced medical thermoplastic elastometer material.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Elastometer in any event, has a full metal skeleton.

[Christy Lee]

Bend it any way you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

It can flexibly do all sorts of different quote, sexy poses.

[Christy Lee]

Like a giant Ken doll. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was their top seller. It was their biggest seller after the Hanson tripack.

[Chick McGee]

And of course that's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I am. I sacrificed my Google for you, Tom. And I'm on real doll. And the most expensive one that I can find so far is $3,000.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that sounds bad.

[Chick McGee]

And here are some of the options. Silicone, tpe. I'm not sure what that means, but it's whatever the doll is made of. I'm not any kind of elastic or whatever. And then just you can get a sila entirely silicone or just the silicone

[Tom Griswold]

head and then the body is tpe,

[Chick McGee]

I guess or whatever. Then you could get electric hips. These are options.

[Tom Griswold]

Electric hips.

[Chick McGee]

Movement function. It says electric hips.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like an Olivia Newton John album.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Blowy, blowy.

[Christy Lee]

So you can put like a mechanism in her mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and is there a thermostat?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want it to be like a nice 98.6. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Dr. Noguchi, we've managed. Dr. Noguchi, we'Ve managed to put in a. A refrigerant for you.

[Chick McGee]

The number one.

[Bob Kevoian]

So your Maryland doll will be nice and cold.

[Chick McGee]

The number one option is movable jaw.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

That. That implies that some of them won't come with a movable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come equipped.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You can just get. You can just get a torso. You can get the mini. You can just get the head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can just buy the breasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the breasts. It's like KFC over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where do you. Where do you keep it?

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Way out of that.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I want to know. Where do you got to be alone.

[Chick McGee]

Would have to be under the bed. I would think somewhere room temperature. You don't want to put it in the refrigerator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you're not like Dr. Noguchi, of course. Or. And they. They have sale Items. Yeah, normally $4,000. I can let you have this one for 21.50.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a clearance section.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

What do I.

[Bob Kevoian]

They available on ebay? Gently.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Used.

[Christy Lee]

Used.

[Chick McGee]

What do I have to do to put you into Sheila?

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Me?

[Chick McGee]

Super. This is called a five foot super Lenin. I'm not sure what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

So you must be able to pick the hair color and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boob size. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Bonnie. She's five six.

[Bob Kevoian]

So maybe you put them in like a big suitcase. And then if you're. You know, if your mom's coming over for the weekend, you go to your neighbor's house. Hey, can you hold this for me? And my mom's coming over. Don't want her to find. Oh, Bonnie, my sex doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

I hope your mom's not looking under your bed. What is she doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

My mom found a Playboy under my mattress when she flipped it one time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Tom Griswold]

And I got in trouble because I stole it from my dad's drawer.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're only in trouble for the stealing.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Did you get your dad in trouble?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was she relieved at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my dad may have been, because

[Bob Kevoian]

I know your dad. When you guys were in the basement

[Chick McGee]

of Griswold Grabass.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

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