B&T Extra: Oskays ER Trip, Pat's T-Shirt, & Hot Dog toppings

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Oskay's ER Trip, Pat's T-Shirt, & Hot Dog Toppings

Episode Date: August 19, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Main Hosts/Panel: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Pat, Jeff, Kristi, Chris (Extra Host)

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Episode Overview

This episode of BOB & TOM Extra brings a mix of classic show banter and storytelling, featuring Tom's harrowing (and somewhat comedic) fishing accident that landed him in the ER, a deep dive into Pat's unusual new T-shirt phase, and a surprisingly passionate discussion about innovative hot dog toppings. The regular crew delivers every story with their trademark humor, irreverence, and camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Tom Oskay’s Fishing Mishap and Emergency Room Story (04:14–12:17)

• Setting the Scene:
  Tom recounts a recent fishing trip that went badly awry when a treble hook (three-pronged fishing hook) lodged deep into his right index finger while he was trying to rescue a fish (“...the fish starts flipping around and drills one of the other, whatever you call it, hooks, hooks into my finger.” – Tom, 04:59).
• Emergency Odyssey:
  Tom’s attempt to get roadside aid is gently mocked when another fisherman insists he goes to the ER. Tom then drives with a lure dangling painfully from his finger, only to be redirected between medical facilities.
  • “...I drive with the lure hanging out of my finger another 20 minutes.” – Tom, 06:05
• Airport Pickup Fiasco:
  Tom’s injury derails his airport pickup plans; he texts his partner to Uber home.
  • “She just gets a text from me, hey, I'm a moron. I stabbed myself with a hook. I'm at the ER. You're going to have to Uber home.” — Tom, 06:10
• At the ER:
  The team teases Tom about the young ER doctor (“...in walks the youngest female doctor I've ever seen. I'm like, I don't think you're old enough to operate on people. Are you?” — Tom, 06:51), and eventual extraction of the hook with help from an off-duty firefighter's hardware-store snips.
  • Notable concern over the lure itself:
    • “Do not lose that lure. I did get the lure.” — Tom, 08:45
• Aftermath:
  Tom describes the minimal medical fuss ("They just put a Band-Aid on it. It's totally fine." — Tom, 09:10), with jokes about how others would have milked the injury for sympathy.
• Reflection:
  Tom vows to be more prepared, admitting he ordered a better pair of fishing pliers post-accident.
  • “Yeah. I have ordered one. It will be in today.” — Tom, 12:30

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2. Pat’s Sudden T-Shirt Phase and Relationship Dynamics (09:39–10:32)

• T-Shirt Noticing:
  The hosts notice Pat’s unusual week-long streak of wearing T-shirts, deviating from his usual wardrobe.
  • “I noticed last week you were a T shirt every day... And then he meets back up with his lady, and now he's back to button up shirts.” — Tom, 09:41
• Speculations and Signs:
  Jokes fly about relationship statuses affecting wardrobe choices, leading to a running gag about needing an in-studio “Pat-girlfriend status” indicator sign.
  • “We're going to have one of those signs in here, like the ones you see at a job site...so he knows if Pat is with his girlfriend or not, so we can base our conversations.” — Chick, 10:13

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3. Hot Dog Toppings: Coleslaw & Diced Tomato Debate (13:18–14:24)

• Listener Email:
  A listener writes in (Pat reading) about the surprising delight of coleslaw and diced tomatoes on hot dogs, as served at Quick Trip (QT) gas stations:
  • “It is the absolute best—coleslaw and diced tomatoes on a hot dog.” — Email read by Pat, 13:48
  • “All caps. Freaking orgasmic.” — Pat, 13:52
• Panel Reactions:
  Generally approving; Chick and Pat debate coleslaw consistency (“Cole slaw can be ruined if it's too moist. I like a thicker coleslaw.” — Pat, 14:10).
  • Memorable analogy:
    • “If you can turn it upside down, that's a...” — Pat (re: coleslaw thickness), 14:17

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4. Christmas in July vs. Half Birthdays (14:25–17:17)

• Listener Call-Out:
  Pat reads another listener message raising Tom's inconsistency—opposing “Christmas in July” while observing half birthdays.
  • “How can Tom be against Christmas in July when he celebrates half birthdays?” — Pat, 14:25
• Tom’s Defense:
  Tom and Chick discuss the sanctity of traditional holidays; Tom gets needled for knowing all his kids’ birthdays.
• Anecdotal Family Twist:
  Kristi reveals her father (after divorce) celebrated Christmas in July, much to the panel's amusement.
  • “He did the whole thing.” — Kristi, 17:03

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Tom driving with the lure in his finger:
  “I drive with the lure hanging out of my finger another 20 minutes.” — Tom, 06:05

• Hospital priorities:
  “I'm dead serious. Do not lose that lure. I did get the lure.” — Tom, 08:45

• Coleslaw standards:
  “Cole slaw can be ruined if it's too moist. I like a thicker coleslaw.” — Pat, 14:10
  “If you can turn it upside down, that's a...” — Pat, 14:17

• On Christmas and holidays:
  “How can Tom be against Christmas in July when he celebrates half birthdays?” — Pat reading listener, 14:25
  “Well, I think it's a matter of... Those of us that live in a civilized world understand there are certain things that have to be taking place on certain dates.” — Chick, 14:37

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Notable Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Event | |---------------|----------------------------------------------| | 04:14–12:17 | Tom’s ER story & fishing accident | | 09:39–10:32 | Pat’s T-shirt streak and girlfriend sign gag | | 13:18–14:24 | Hot dog toppings: coleslaw & diced tomato | | 14:25–17:17 | Christmas in July vs. Half Birthdays debate |

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Tone & Style

The episode is playful, irreverent, and packed with friendly teasing. Personal stories morph into running gags, and every topic— from hospital visits to hot dog condiments — is fair game for comic deconstruction.

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Summary:
Even if you missed the episode, this BOB & TOM Extra covers a fishing emergency gone wrong, relationship wardrobe changes, a hotly debated hot dog topping, and a comical debate over holiday traditions, all blended with the usual quick wit, running jokes, and down-to-earth storytelling fans expect from the show.

Transcript

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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on Today's big show. OSU's ER trip, plus Pat's T shirt and hot dog toppings. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Chris]

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[Tom Griswold]

Woo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well now maybe it's a vertigo or maybe claustrophobia. 30,000ft of pressure on my frontal lobia. Well, my eardrums squeeze and it muffles out the sound. I start to think about buying stuff I wouldn't look at on the ground. The night vision goggles, the electric muscle twitcher and even that computerized cat box snicker. I bought a surgical stainless steel. The Turbo nose hair clipper. A$59. A turbo nose Hair Clipper. Ergonomically guided. A Turbo nose hair clipper. 6,000 rpm. A turbo nose Hair Clipper. A dual headlamps. A Turbo Nose Hair Clipper. A platinum finish. A Turbo Nose Hair Clipper.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra Host)]

We know what you need.

[Christian McCaffrey]

Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, chickpiggy. Mr. Osuke, I understand, found himself in the emergency room.

[Tom Griswold]

So I went fishing.

[Pat]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was supposed to pick my lady up at the airport. I was like, I got an hour. I'm going to go and get some fishing.

[Pat]

So now you're on your way to the airport and you say I've got an extra hour. I'm going to stop and fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you keep your fishing rod and your gear in the car at all times?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Pat]

It must smell wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh well, I don't keep the fish so that.

[Chris]

Brings up the weed smell.

[Chick McGee]

So it's good for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's our secret. So I catch a fish and on a lure and the treble hook is really in this fish.

[Chick McGee]

That means. That means three hooks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, three hooks. And one of the hooks is really in the fish to the point it doesn't come out easily and I'm struggling to get it out. The fish starts flipping around and drills one of the other, whatever you call it, hooks, hooks into my finger.

[Pat]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And the more it flips, the deeper it's driving it into my finger. And so.

[Chick McGee]

Which finger?

[Tom Griswold]

Into my right index finger.

[Chris]

Oh man.

[Tom Griswold]

So I am trying to hold the fish and take it out but I'm using my non dominant hand. And so the fish is angry now and it's flipping more and it's hurting. So I finally get the fish off the Hook is too far. And I go down to a fellow fisherman. I go, hey, do you have some snips so I can cut this off and push it out? And he looks at it, he goes, oh, boy. You want to go to the emergency room for that one? And I was like, I'm good. He goes, I'm being serious. Okay. So I drive a half an hour to a med check, and I walk in, they go, oh, we can't. We can't do that here. You got to go to this other one. So I drive with the lure hanging out of my finger another 20 minutes.

[Pat]

Hey, wait, wait.

[Chick McGee]

What's happening with the airport pickup?

[Jeff]

We haven't gotten there yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the airport. She just gets a text from me, hey, I'm a moron. I stabbed myself with a hook. I'm at the er. You're going to have to Uber home.

[Chick McGee]

How'd that go?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she was fine.

[Pat]

She was concerned about, I'm guessing that.

[Jeff]

What happened to the fish.

[Pat]

She's pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

The fish is back in the water, swimming around. Oh, yeah. He's telling all his friends.

[Pat]

She's got to be ruined. My fingers to this behavior on your part.

[Chris]

Hey, you know how they catch us usually.

[Pat]

I finally got.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a big one. Yeah. 230 pounder.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the fish was going. The fish was going.

[Jeff]

All in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

So I go in, and they're like, we can do this. And in walks the youngest female doctor I've ever seen. I'm like, I don't think you're old enough to operate on people. Are you.

[Pat]

Was it like the. The young female doctor in Roadhouse?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

So she leaves. She goes, I gotta get some twins. And a nurse comes in, and she takes my vitals. She goes, haley will be back in a second.

[Pat]

I go, doctor, who's Haley?

[Tom Griswold]

And they go, oh, that's your doctor. I was like, oh, that's too young of a name to be a doctor, Haley. So she comes in with a. With a man, because he's gonna have to. They're gonna have to clip the hook to get it out to push it the rest of the way through. Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have the entire lure in your hand?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I'm just.

[Jeff]

Have you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's me carrying the lure around.

[Kristi]

That's a treble hook in there.

[Chris]

It's all the way in.

[Chick McGee]

And then the. The. You've got. The lure is like a little tiny fish.

[Jeff]

No, I can't look at that.

[Pat]

Oh, fish don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Just driving around holding this lure the whole time.

[Pat]

Don't ever forget this. Fish are cannibals. Don't ever forget that.

[Tom Griswold]

They are beasts.

[Jeff]

Oh, okay. You could take that down now.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Kristi]

Rough.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't get it to cut. But the guy's like, oh, I'm a firefighter. I got some stuff in my truck. So he goes out and just comes back with some snips from Ace. I mean, from a hardware store. And I go, are those, like, sterile? And he goes, you're getting a tetanus shot. Calm down. So I'm not watching any of this because I'm a big wuss. And I hear it snap, and I hear my lure hit the wall, and I go, oh, my gosh, don't lose that lure. That's my favor. And they're like, seriously? I go, I'm dead serious. Do not lose that lure. I did get the lure.

[Pat]

You are such a hillbilly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay. So they cut it out, and then they cut the one side off, and she's like, well, this is gonna hurt because now I have to make a new hole on the other side and push it through. Oh, no.

[Pat]

Yeah, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

And so they pushed it through, and I was out 11 minutes later and driving home, and I met Maggie as the Uber was dropping her off in the driveway.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Did you at least have a good bandage so you could show off?

[Tom Griswold]

They just put it. They just put a band aid on it. It's totally fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you should be. You should have said, look, I put a huge anything out because you can't get out of the Uber. Go. Well, I've got my band aid. Couldn't pick you up at the airport, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, she saw the pictures.

[Chick McGee]

If it would have been me, I would have had a full cast on the arm.

[Chris]

I think Jeff is less prepared to lie to his partner than you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I try to keep it honest. I did this.

[Chick McGee]

I got this for you, buddy. That never works.

[Kristi]

That's not the way to go.

[Pat]

You got a lot of that, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

I noticed last week you were a T shirt every day.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which Pat never wears a T shirt. And then he meets back up with his lady, and now he's back to button up shirts. Was she holding your good shirts hostage at her house? There were a few shirts over there. I noticed he went to, all of a sudden, Pat's just a T shirt guy.

[Jeff]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which Pat's not a T shirt guy.

[Kristi]

T shirt guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not in studio you aren't. And then all of a sudden, you're back with Her?

[Kristi]

No, Jeff, I was always with her.

[Chick McGee]

We established. We established. We established yesterday that we're going to have one of those signs in here, like the ones you see at a job site, that'll say 372 days without an accident.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna have a system in there so he knows if Pat is with his girlfriend or not, so we can base our conversations.

[Kristi]

Well, this is helping.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have helped.

[Jeff]

Her new dog is as cute as can be, though.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

She's got a new little puppy.

[Pat]

It is hard to keep track. It's happened so often.

[Chick McGee]

We like, maybe there's some kind of. Some kind of symbol in here. Maybe we don't know. So Pat won't know. But we'll know much the same way with chick. You know, we could have a chick mood rating thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I feel just red and orange.

[Pat]

I feel the need to ask you. Ask you again. Who's told you that I'm moody?

[Jeff]

That is a good shirt you're wearing today.

[Kristi]

I thank you. Well, I'm down to my new. My new shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff]

This is her house to get.

[Kristi]

No, no. These have been shirts that have been in my closets since back surgery. So these are the thin shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Now I have a question for Mr. Oski.

[Kristi]

Did you weren't done talking about me?

[Chick McGee]

Did you. Did. Did you retain your lure?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And now is it missing one of the bars?

[Tom Griswold]

It is. I. I put a new. Yeah, I'm putting a new.

[Chick McGee]

How much is one of those fishing lures cost?

[Tom Griswold]

That one was like 15 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

But is it hard to get. Can you get another copy of that one, or is that a good luck one?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, was good luck until catches fish, obviously.

[Pat]

Are there fishermen that make their own lures, bend their hooks and solder everything?

[Chick McGee]

Do you carry like a needle nose pliers in your pocket so you can.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. That's how I got the hook out of the fish. I just couldn't cut off it didn't have a cutting thing. So I could. Which I told the lady I was. I told Haley, Dr. Haley, fresh out of med school. I'm like, are you Eminem's daughter? What are you doing? Yeah, I was like, oh, I was just gonna go home and do this at home. And she goes, oh, well, you still would have been here just like an hour and a half later and in a lot more pain.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, so God bless Haley and the crew for helping you out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Haley's.

[Jeff]

So add a wire cutter to you.

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna say is. Isn't there some Kind of Fisherman's friend pliers that have the whole deal. The wire cutter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have ordered one. I. It will be in today.

[Jeff]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Do you. Do you have, like, a special hook for your belt to hold the thing?

[Jeff]

He's not a carpenter.

[Tom Griswold]

In my pocket.

[Chris]

Do you guys remember when my dad had the cell phone clip that he wore?

[Chick McGee]

Like, did he?

[Chris]

Yeah. Oh, it was.

[Jeff]

I remember when I know somebody that still has one of those.

[Chris]

It looks really hot. Tucked into cargo shorts.

[Pat]

That's a good look that gets the chicks going sore. Up and down. He'd never have an iPhone.

[Kristi]

Had that flip forever.

[Pat]

It took him an hour to text. It was hilarious.

[Chris]

And now he's got the iPhone. Can't even turn the volume off.

[Kristi]

I didn't want have it on for the alarm.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't want to have one of my alarm.

[Pat]

Well, the alarm won't go off.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta read. I gotta read the directions on these things. Well, let's. I'll go back to the sports page with Chick McGee.

[Pat]

Well, actually, I have a. I have an email.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Greatest radio show on Earth. If you read this, it'll be my fourth time having something read on the air by you. Well, one more and you'll be in the Five Time club. I spend all day listening to you guys on the app while I'm repoing cars. The other day, you were talking about hot dog toppings. Now, this is going to sound crazy, Chris says, but a friend of mine talked me into trying it, and it is the absolute best coleslaw and diced tomatoes on a hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good.

[Chris]

That's not crazy at all.

[Pat]

All caps. Freaking orgasmic. And I don't know if you can say the name of the. Oh, it's Quick Trip qt. Quick Trip. Gas stations have these on their toppings bar. That's the one he recommends.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I think you and I agree on coleslaw. Not too moist.

[Pat]

Cole slaw can be ruined if it's too moist. I like a thicker coleslaw.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that.

[Chris]

That sounds pretty good.

[Pat]

I like my co Sly like I like my blizzards. If you can turn it upside down, that's a.

[Chick McGee]

That's a very good analog.

[Pat]

That's co. Dear Bob and Tom Show. How can Tom be against Christmas in July when he celebrates half birthdays?

[Jeff]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

This is from Don, and you certainly do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's a matter of. Those of us that live in a civilized world understand there are certain things that have to be taking Place on certain dates.

[Pat]

This has to be somebody's house.

[Tom Griswold]

But if they sold it as Jesus's half birthday, would you be down?

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Pat]

Now you're talking.

[Chick McGee]

No, because it involves too many presents and no, I. I like Christmas to be Christmas. So I did suggest, though, since apparently the 4th of July now they shoot off fireworks anytime. Willy Nilly. Yeah, Willy Nilly.

[Chris]

First off, I resent that. Use my name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would.

[Chris]

I've been writing letters. I'm trying to get rid of it. I'm a pretty straight shooter. A lot of Willies are straight shooter. That Willy Nilly thing, that's not representative of any of us.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a. Is there a. Is there a rapper named Willy Nilly?

[Chris]

No, there's not a rapper named.

[Chick McGee]

Willy Nilly. Who's the guy that pees all over everybody? There's also someone named Nelly, right?

[Jeff]

Yes, there is a Nelly.

[Chick McGee]

Willie. Nelly. You've got both the Willie and the. If it was Willie. Never mind.

[Pat]

By the way, Tom, do you know all of your children's birthdays?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi]

List them right now for us.

[Chris]

Boy.

[Pat]

Starting with Sam in oldest to youngest.

[Jeff]

Sam.

[Chick McGee]

I'd have to sit down.

[Jeff]

Sam's in January, early January.

[Pat]

No, no, you know what? I'll. I'll just take the months. It's fine.

[Chris]

I can do it by my. I can't do my two younger sisters. I hate saying that out loud. I do not know what day it's on. I know one's in February, one's in March.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Chris]

What?

[Chick McGee]

January and February.

[Chris]

Okay, thank you for that. I can do everybody else. Hey, you know what? I knew all my siblings birthdays till I was 14. Once you have new siblings at 23, I don't think that's all the way my fault.

[Kristi]

No, it's not your fault.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember that now, Pat, you've got what, five?

[Kristi]

I'm the oldest of six. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know all their birthdays?

[Kristi]

Absolutely not.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say how many are you speaking.

[Kristi]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I probably could do it at present. You speak to what, one of them?

[Kristi]

Two now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, two. Okay.

[Pat]

Oh, two of six. Good for you.

[Kristi]

Irish. It happens, you know, every Friday.

[Pat]

I know you're Irish.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, no Christmas in July. I'm not a fan.

[Kristi]

We do Chris. My dad does Christmas when he was alive, did Christmas in July.

[Jeff]

Yeah, he did.

[Kristi]

Well, we were divorced, so he did Christmas in July, and my mom had the regular Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's. Now, see that there's an interesting twist.

[Jeff]

He put up a tree and everything.

[Kristi]

Yeah, he did the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Did he do it on July 25th or was it just a random Saturday?

[Kristi]

I don't remember the exact date. Whatever date. He wasn't doing a show. Whatever date.

[Pat]

No, next year I'm doing Hamlet. Boy, we can't celebrate Christmas.

[Chris]

We have Shakespeare in the park on the 25th.

[Kristi]

I'm going to see Bernadette Peterson.

[Pat]

What would your father say when you come in late at night?

[Tom Griswold]

Where have you been?

[Jeff]

Boy?

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Chris]

Patrick, for your birthday, I got you light stage makeup. This year, Rouge and mascara for my little boy.

[Pat]

Remember, if the audience can see you, you can see the audio. No, that's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra Host)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Chris]

Hey, folks, let me ask you a serious question. Did you know that driving high is considered driving under the influence? That's right. Driving under the influence of marijuana is against the law in every state. That means even in states where marijuana is legal, that means driving high could get you a dui. And if you think law enforcement officers can't tell when you're driving high, well, my friend, you're wrong. If you're high, they can tell. Your friends can tell. Your co workers can tell. Even your parents can tell. Everyone can tell. So what makes you think that law enforcement officers don't know when you're driving high? You'd be wrong. They can tell, too. Driving under the influence of marijuana can slow your response time and change how you perceive time and speed. So even if you think you're fine to drive when you're high, you're not. Because the bottom line is, if you feel different, you drive different. And driving high is driving under the influence. So remember, drive high, get a DUI Paid for by nhtsa.