B&T Extra: Oskay's Oil Change, Red Pepper Flakes, & Pull-Ups

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Oskay's Oil Change, Red Pepper Flakes, & Pull-Ups

Episode Date: May 29, 2026
Hosts & Cast: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Oskar, Jeff

Episode Overview

This BOB & TOM Show Extra brings together the regular crew for a fast-paced, irreverent discussion that moves from Oskar teaching his daughter’s boyfriend the fine art of changing oil, to improbable feats of human strength, and then on to nostalgic detours about ice cream trucks. Along the way, they riff on relationship compromises, dubious world records, and the quirks of British English. As always, the tone is a blend of raucous humor, playful banter, and a dash of absurdity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Oskar’s Big News: Teaching The Boyfriend How to Change Oil

Timestamp: [06:01–08:28]

• Kristi Lee welcomes Oskar, who announces: “Big news. Today, my daughter's boyfriend has asked me to teach him how to change his oil.” ([06:06])
• Reactions:
  • Josh and Bob rib Oskar about whether or not the boyfriend gets to use a “creeper” (mechanic’s dolly). Oskar: “No, I don't have a big piece of cardboard.” ([06:57])
  • Kristi is delighted to learn his name really is Timmy and he really owns a Malibu. ([07:04])
  • The group shares the consensus: cardboard is a rite of passage vs. a proper tool.
  • Oskar admits Timmy “was smart... he had my daughter come to me and ask," because Oskar can't turn her down. ([07:18])
• Insight:
  • Humor about the generational passing of simple, “every man should know how to do” skills, and gentle mockery of youth.

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2. Red Pepper Flake Seed Removal & Lost Skills

Timestamp: [08:28–11:27]

• Bob recounts a friend meticulously removing seeds from red pepper flakes for his “distinguished lady friend,” sparking playful judgment and speculation about the lengths men will go for love.
  • Bob: "Certain compromises must be made in the world of love.” ([08:08])
  • Josh: "I'm out...if that were me...” ([08:03])
• The art of removing seeds:
  • Jeff: “Red pepper flakes.” ([08:28])
  • Banter about using a "card" for seed removal, reminding Bob of the days of cleaning seeds from marijuana on a Led Zeppelin album. ([08:32])
  • Oskar: “I found a nickel once...a corner on it. You knew if it had a corner, you were getting really good weed. And I was breaking it apart and a nickel fell out.” ([09:43])
• Medical digression:
  • Josh and Kristi clarify that the dietary advice about avoiding seeds with diverticulitis is outdated ("That's been debunked by most medical professionals.” [11:16])
• Quote:
  • Kristi Lee: "You need to stay away from seeds. Right. All seeds." ([11:10])
  • Josh Arnold: "To each their own. Whatever your doctor has told you, do it.” ([11:21])
• Insight:
  • The lost art of certain hands-on skills and the things we do for those we care about are sources of both humor and nostalgia.

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3. The Man Who Pulled a Police Car With His Penis (While On Fire)

Timestamp: [11:27–15:37]

• Kristi Lee introduces an odd world record: “A British strongman accomplished an astounding feat of strength while on fire...” ([11:29])
  • John Stevenson pulled a two-ton French police car 131 feet using only his penis—while his back was aflame. ([12:00])
• Skepticism and Banter:
  • The cast debates if the car was “really” attached to his penis or if there was subterfuge.
  • Bob: “If you can pull a car with your penis, you should be able to get your car out of impound for free.” ([12:49])
  • Oskar jokes the awareness campaign missed its mark: “If he wants to [raise awareness about] prostate, he should have pulled it with a butt plug.” ([14:40])
• Absurd escalation:
  • Jeff, Josh, and Oskar riff on whether a butt plug could be used to pull a red wagon, with growingly ridiculous (and a tad graphic) requirements while involving audience participation and parental oversight.
  • Josh: “If you can pull a red wagon that way, I will give you a thousand dollars.” ([15:01])
  • Bob: “Would you back up or would you go forward with your...?” ([16:07])
• Insight:
  • The team can take any news headline and run it wildly off the rails, using it as a springboard for comedic free association.

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4. Guinness Pull-Up World Record and Ice Cream Nostalgia

Timestamp: [17:04–23:02]

• Kristi reports a Virginia man, Xavier Dillard, performed 12,412 pull-ups in 24 hours. ([17:14])
  • Bob immediately launches into dad-joke territory, referencing his son's record for most “pull ups” (the diaper kind) in a day. ([17:36])
  • Inevitable “push-up” (the ice cream treat) puns follow.
• Extended ice cream truck memory lane:
  • The cast shares memories of neighborhood ice cream trucks, with each sharing their truck's mascot or preferred treats.
    • Kristi: “Ours was Mr. Softy. It was a truck...and my best friend...his brother drove the Mr. Softy truck. David and I were chubby.” ([18:38–19:00])
    • Bob recalls "Uncle Marty," with collective speculation about the safety and marketing of old-time ice cream trucks.
  • Discussion mixes nostalgia with wry observations on the sometimes creepy or slapdash nature of mobile ice cream vendors.
  • Josh: “Ours was just a van. The menu on the side and the windows blacked out.” ([19:30])
  • Jeff: “I like the strawberry shortcake things.”
  • Kristi: “Stick to this memory. They had Cap' n Crunch ice cream bars...it was so frickin good.” ([19:58–20:10])
• Quote:
  • Bob, on encountering the ice cream truck: "If an ice cream truck came down my street, I'd immediately be out there." ([20:47])
• Insight:
  • The conversation highlights how even the most fitness-focused stories can trigger irresistible, food-driven tangents, and that ice cream nostalgia is universal.

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5. Closing Remarks & Signature Banter

Timestamp: [21:44–23:02]

• Kristi gently pokes at Bob for not seeming “all there,” to which Bob describes a rough night due to storms and a nervous dog. ([22:17])
• They wrap up with jokes about the aftereffects of record pull-up attempts, likening the participant’s arms to “those flailing arms of the used car dealer.” ([23:02])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Oskar: "This kid...was smart. He didn't come to me. He had my daughter come to me and ask...I can't turn my daughter down." ([07:18])
• Bob Kevoian: "If you can pull a car with your penis, you should be able to get your car out of impound for free." ([12:49])
• Oskar: "If he wants to [raise awareness about] prostate, he should have pulled it with a butt plug." ([14:40])
• Kristi Lee: “Ours was Mr. Softy...David and I were chubby.” ([19:00])
• Josh Arnold: "Ours was just a van. The menu on the side and the windows blacked out." ([19:30])
• Bob Kevoian: “If an ice cream truck came down my street, I'd immediately be out there.” ([20:47])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Oskar’s Oil Change Story: [06:01–08:28]
• Red Pepper Flake/Seed Removal & Marijuana Cleaning: [08:28–11:27]
• World Record Car Pull with Penis (On Fire): [11:27–15:37]
• Butt Plug and Red Wagon Challenge: [14:40–16:44]
• Guinness Pull-Up Record & Ice Cream Truck Memories: [17:04–21:44]
• Final Banter & Wrap-up: [21:44–23:02]

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Conclusion

This episode is classic BOB & TOM: rapid-fire, rambling, and loaded with playful “TMI” energy. The crew bounces from story to story, mining humor from the mundane and the bizarre, with their signature camaraderie, mischief, and just enough sincerity to keep things grounded. Whether debating the mechanics of a Guinness record, roasting each other about modern love, or reminiscing about ice cream trucks and childhood, their chemistry and timing keep it compulsively listenable—even if you never wanted to picture anyone pulling a red wagon with a butt plug.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

When I was a small boy, I climb into my bed. My mother would turn off the light and pat my little head. She would tell me lessons she had learned, impart wisdom she Passed along Then she'd stand in my shadowed room and sing this little song

[Tom Griswold]

Never trust a puppet Puppets are untrue no matter what the puppet says he don't care about

[Josh Arnold]

you

[Tom Griswold]

Never trust a puppet Puppets are insincere Somehow everyone always finds out what you whisper in a puppet's ear. When I was a young girl, I got a puppet for my birthday. We went everywhere together and played and laughed and sang. But the puppet started lying and taking things that didn't belong to it and saying inappropriate things at my parents parties. And one night when I was asleep, the puppet ran away. Never trust a puppet or the feelings that they share There is something not quite right in a puppet stare Never give your heart to a puppet Always stay on your guard Will betray you Puppets are so weird. When I was a tiny girl, my aunt had a little lamb puppet

[Bob Kevoian]

she

[Tom Griswold]

would use as an oven mitt and take a hot casserole out of the oven. Then she would chase me round the house with a puppet on her hand, screaming, I burnt my tongue.

[Bob Kevoian]

I burnt my tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

Never trust a puppet that's. No matter what the puppet says, they don't care about you.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Kristi Lee]

Jeff. Oscar.

[Oskar]

That's right.

[Kristi Lee]

Hanging out.

[Oskar]

I got big news.

[Kristi Lee]

Big news from Oscar coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold over here, enjoying the blasting air conditioning. Thanks to whoever did that.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, the northeasterly wind. It was a little warm in here.

[Josh Arnold]

We thought it wasn't warm enough for this.

[Kristi Lee]

We took. We took a vote.

[Bob Kevoian]

And who touched what boot?

[Kristi Lee]

There's Ace costume. It was a combination of me and Christy. We decided to team up and take the.

[Josh Arnold]

Every morning, you guys team up and ruin our climate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's get into something interesting. Mr. Oskar, what do you have for us?

[Oskar]

Big news. Today, my daughter's boyfriend has asked me to teach him how to change his oil.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Oskar]

So today, tonight, me and Timmy under the hood of his Malibu, we're changing some oil.

[Josh Arnold]

And this will be recorded.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on.

[Jeff]

Do you have a creeper?

[Oskar]

No, I don't have a big piece of cardboard.

[Kristi Lee]

Please tell me his name is Timmy and he does have a Malibu.

[Oskar]

His name is Timmy and he does have a Malibu.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm so happy.

[Josh Arnold]

And Jeff. That's right. Even if you did have a creeper, that kid doesn't get to use it. It's cardboard time.

[Oskar]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Really, you gotta learn that way first.

[Bob Kevoian]

And make sure he puts the cap back on.

[Oskar]

Well, and he Was smart. He didn't come to me. He had my daughter come to me and ask, hey, will you teach? He wants you to teach. Because she, he. I can't turn my daughter down.

[Jeff]

Right?

[Oskar]

This kid. I will. Laughed in his face and walked away. But no, I am now teaching this young lad how to drink oil. Good thing. Every man should know how to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a question for you. A friend of mine sent me a photograph. I think he sent it to you as well. Path. And he was with his lady friend, who is quite distinguished, and she was asking him to remove the seeds from a kind of a chili flake thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just bear with me here.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, if that relationship. If that were me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's doing a lot of stuff again. Again, Josh, what's the trend? Looking for a perpetually single. That's right. Certain compromises must be made in the world of love.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take you outside and tell you. What is it? It's like. They're like chili flakes. You know, the ones that come in the shapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those things.

[Jeff]

Red pepper flakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. I'm sorry. That's what they were. But there were seeds in it. Okay, so my question is. He showed him. He was cleaning them out with a card kind of thing, and he said it reminded him. Reminded him of the old days. And I texted him back and I said, you really should be doing that on a Led Zeppelin double album.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Oskar]

Oh, yeah, that'd be perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there he is. We're actually. I'm putting this picture of him up there.

[Josh Arnold]

That poor son of a. He's been doing a lot lately, and I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't mean. I don't mean to throw him under the bus here. There was a time.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm glad you don't mean to throw

[Bob Kevoian]

him under the bus.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

That picture up there. Did you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Oskar]

Based on his technique, that's not the first time he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that was my point. It was that he may be taking the seeds out of chili flakes, but there was a time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a man who knows what he's doing.

[Oskar]

But 10 out of 10, it's kind

[Bob Kevoian]

of a lost art for a number of reasons. But the, the, the return of the vinyl album and also the.

[Jeff]

Your pot's clean now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, apparently. I don't know. I, I. But it's my understanding that they don't. Back in the day, the pot had a lot of seeds in it, and it was. And stems and it Was not very good.

[Oskar]

And I found a nickel one time. I got brick weed. Yeah, like that had a corner on it. You knew if it had a corner, a 3D corner to it. You were getting really good weed. And I was breaking it apart and a nickel fell out. I was like, oh, I got.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was a nickel bag, wasn't it? Very good.

[Oskar]

Touche.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember learning when. I remember the exact moment. I learned that pot seeds will pop in a. When lit.

[Oskar]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we got kind of lazy one time and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick, you tell the story. Your dad had a machine that would roll.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, a machine is a big word for was hand powered. It was a strop of leather stretched across a metal.

[Oskar]

Yeah, I have that machine.

[Kristi Lee]

It would roll cigarettes, standard cigarettes. But you could also roll your doobie with it. And that's what my dad would use it for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I guess we're talking about certain skills that apply later in life. And now if you need to remove the seeds from your chili flakes, you

[Josh Arnold]

know, he's a good man. Well, I always knew he was a sweet man.

[Oskar]

Yeah, but that's insane. I mean, I'm sure she's a lovely lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't remove the seeds from the chili flakes?

[Josh Arnold]

You know I would. You know I would.

[Kristi Lee]

Absolutely. With my teeth. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do the seeds not taste good in the chili flakes?

[Josh Arnold]

She may have dietary reasons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

These fancy chili flakes, I've never heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know.

[Kristi Lee]

You should stay.

[Josh Arnold]

Seeds are kind of flat and, you know, in those things and stuff.

[Kristi Lee]

You need to stay away from seeds. Right. All seeds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's been debunked by most medical professionals regarding diverticulitis.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But to each their own. Whatever your doctor has told you, do it.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Now we're gonna get back to the sports page, Is that correct?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, not just any sports. Tom, a British strong accomplished an astounding feat of strength while on fire. Oh, gosh, there he is. Well, he's barely on fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, it's like.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like the wish you were here album.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. His back. His back and head are on. You can see the flames. And then there's a green cable going to the hood of an automobile and he's backing up. What you can't see is what, According

[Kristi Lee]

to a newspaper, The Yorkshire Post, Mr. John Stevenson pulled a two ton French police car. 131ft, using just his penis.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it goes like a weird police.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, there he is.

[Jeff]

Look at that. What a Whoa.

[Kristi Lee]

Now, how much of that?

[Josh Arnold]

We can't even tell if that's really attached to his wiener.

[Jeff]

It could be attached around his waist. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Belt.

[Kristi Lee]

The 50 year old Stevenson said the stunt hurt, quote, quite a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

A bit what, the fire or the penis tugging?

[Kristi Lee]

He just mentioned the stunt.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is all of it. I don't like this. This is like a three ring circus. You can't focus on the one thing. Yeah. Was the fire going to get.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the fire is meant to distract us from the fact that his penis is not actually attached to that.

[Jeff]

I'm a good Josh, but I think

[Bob Kevoian]

if you can pull a car with your penis, you should be able to get your car out of impound for free.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to do it that way, right? Yes, yes. I had a car impounded once. And rather than. Rather than pay the 100 bucks, he

[Kristi Lee]

did say everything's still intact, though.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, that's good.

[Kristi Lee]

Stevenson told the newspaper he performed the stunt to help raise awareness of prostate cancer and bullying in schools.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it's kind of an odd combination.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

In England, don't they call the hood the bonnet?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, the bonnet and the boot.

[Josh Arnold]

And the windscreen instead of a windshield shield.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, windscreen weirdos. Exactly. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I went was this.

[Kristi Lee]

And don't get me started on pickup trucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

So was this wrapped around his. The whole package down there, do you suppose?

[Jeff]

You can't tell from the picture.

[Kristi Lee]

Saw it. It looked like it was just around the joint.

[Josh Arnold]

And it did look like it was wrapped around just the penis.

[Kristi Lee]

The shaft, not the.

[Josh Arnold]

The testicles. Is. That's asking too much of the body, isn't it? Yes, the wiener has some.

[Oskar]

But don't you want to go with. As close to the base as possible?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, to me, this really is a

[Kristi Lee]

center because you keep the testicles out of it. They're far too sensitive.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Jeff]

See, I don't understand this.

[Kristi Lee]

It is a zip tie. It's a zip tie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm even more skeptical.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he's secretly got it attached to some kind of truss apparatus that

[Kristi Lee]

goes around his way.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, granted, there may have been eyewitness. There may have been eyewitnesses that saw him actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Certainly. I'm sorry. He's trying to bring awareness of. What is it again?

[Kristi Lee]

Prostate cancer and bullying in school.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, this to me, brings awareness of mental health issues that, that he has them. And as a society, we are finding this worthy of.

[Oskar]

If he wants to prostate, he should have pulled it with a Butt plug.

[Jeff]

Thank you. That's what I was gonna say.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that's grip.

[Oskar]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you can't pull the butt plug out. Yeah. You're disqualified.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that possible?

[Oskar]

I mean, you gotta.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you have to have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff, you wait a minute.

[Oskar]

I mean, if record's gotta be said, I'll try it.

[Josh Arnold]

If you can pull a red wagon that way, I will give you a thousand dollars.

[Oskar]

No idea how much my van costs to be fixed is a thousand dollars. I will do it today.

[Josh Arnold]

And Christy Lee is sitting in the red wagon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I bet you could do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Not with Christy Lee. You have to clench your anus. Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you. You'd have to have. What would the apparatus look like? Would it be a. Like a bulbous insert? That would be.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I have a little red flyer wagon if you'd like to hear that.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is great.

[Kristi Lee]

The more bulbous the better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It would have to be something that you can really.

[Josh Arnold]

And your father has to be there watching live.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a second.

[Kristi Lee]

That's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just cruel.

[Oskar]

I think it'd be better if he kill man.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would be better if his dad heard about it from one of his friends.

[Josh Arnold]

And you have to keep. You have to stare him in the eyes the whole time and just keep saying, I love you, dad.

[Kristi Lee]

And the first, the first 100 listeners to show up can also watch.

[Josh Arnold]

And you have to keep saying, are you proud of me, Daddy? Are you proud of your boy? What do you think of me now, Daddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I have a question. Would you, would you back up or would you go forward with your. Would you be forward?

[Josh Arnold]

I think I see what you're asking. Coming through the leg. We're all saying he's going forward. That way you really have to clench.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what could go wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would it just pop out or could you get like a, like a prolapsed anus?

[Oskar]

Well, it could be like if you're towing a car and that rope breaks and it shoots back and hit the butt plug, hits Christie in the face. It gives her a black eye.

[Josh Arnold]

A brown eye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that'd be. Be a tough one to explain to the health insurance people.

[Jeff]

Well, then I get pink. Ey?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Oskar]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe we should cancel this promotion.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Well.

[Oskar]

Well,

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe we have one more story in the world of sports.

[Kristi Lee]

We do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid world record.

[Kristi Lee]

A Virginia man has broken the Guinness World record for the most pull ups in 24 hours.

[Oskar]

Oh.

[Kristi Lee]

According to reports, 22 year old Xavier Dillard performed a total of 12412 pull ups to beat the current record of

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, these aren't the three.

[Josh Arnold]

The orange ice cream treat. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a push ups.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I know what you were gonna do.

[Oskar]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not what I was gonna do.

[Josh Arnold]

What were you gonna do?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say my son Willie had the record for the most pull ups. I had to change in a 24 hour period when he was two and a half years old one time.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm a big boy now.

[Josh Arnold]

I was way off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you can understand why I might.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are push ups you're referring to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Oskar]

You hold that record right now.

[Kristi Lee]

Do you like those?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I do. I like that orange sherbet flavor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I like Dreamsicles and stuff.

[Kristi Lee]

And the cream filling.

[Oskar]

I will only eat my ice cream out of a toilet paper roll. That's why I only go with every once in a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those, those, those prefab cones, they come wrapped in paper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like a drumstick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Those aren't bad.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're great. Yeah, they're great every once in a while.

[Oskar]

Oh, yeah. You know the best thing? Ice creams.

[Josh Arnold]

Bring them to the table.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, they are good.

[Kristi Lee]

You can get them with vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream or butter pecan.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was your go to? Who was your. When you were growing up? The truck that came through town and in my city, it was Uncle Marty. That was the name of the truck.

[Kristi Lee]

I bet it was.

[Jeff]

I bet.

[Oskar]

Was it called Good Touch ice cream?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Don't tell your parents. Kids. Ice cream cones.

[Kristi Lee]

Ours was Mr. Softy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now was that a truck or was that a.

[Kristi Lee]

It was a truck. And my best friend who might be listening right now, his brother drove the Mr. Softy truck. Needless to say, David and I were chubby.

[Josh Arnold]

What was soft serve an option?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Not with Uncle Marty.

[Kristi Lee]

They had a.

[Josh Arnold]

Never was with me either.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, they had like. Just like at the Dairy Queen. They had one of those on board.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome. Yeah, I've seen those. I never saw it in real life.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep. Something else.

[Bob Kevoian]

And did that. Did it have the standard music?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a calliope. Yeah, whatever I think that was. I was often turkey in the straw

[Kristi Lee]

and it had the logo of Mr. Softy. Yeah, the ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys had that. Yeah. Those are classic.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Ours was just a van. The menu on the side and the windows blacked out.

[Jeff]

And what did you get?

[Josh Arnold]

Guy with a cast drumstick was always the. I was. I never cared for Bomb Pops. I never Cared for the things that you wanted to be good weren't. Like the Pac man with the gumball eyes and those lasted for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Jeff]

I like the strawberry shortcake things.

[Oskar]

Remember those? Those are good.

[Jeff]

Yeah, you can get those at Aldi.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, I stick to this memory. They had Cap' n Crunch ice cream bars.

[Jeff]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

And they did chocolate coating on the outside and ice cream and nuts on the. It was so frickin good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do these trucks still exist?

[Josh Arnold]

They do. Everyone. Every now and again one will make its way through my neighborhood. But it's all. I swear. Sometimes it's like 12:15pm like what do you. No, no. Kids are. Well I guess in the summertime they are.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well.

[Kristi Lee]

And you're, you know, coming down, you want some ice cream, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm usually reading on my porch. These whippersnappers sons of. Get your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you knock the kids out of the way as you rush to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your treats fatties.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't. So if.

[Kristi Lee]

Do you not.

[Josh Arnold]

The ice cream truck sucks. I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

If an ice cream truck came down my street, I'd immediately be out there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all garbage. If, if they had the drumstick then maybe other, other than that you can keep it, huh? Yeah. Well this is like from a Lynch movie.

[Oskar]

I'm surprised you had an ice cream truck in your neighborhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Oskar]

Uncle Marty, did you give him the code to the gate so he could get in?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm Uncle Marty, the one man party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm sorry. So the guy has a world record. How did we get on this?

[Kristi Lee]

I believe 12,412 pull ups. The current record, it was 12,345.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't run to the ice cream truck. You don't. You don't bust out of your. Your house not even opening the door like the Kool Aid man. When you hear the bell of the ice cream man, you don't hold him at gunpoint and steal the van. You know that piece of crap.

[Kristi Lee]

You don't knock other kids out of the way to get to the ice cream.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought, I thought you guys missed it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're just trying to process it.

[Jeff]

You are a bully.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't eat the van thinking that the ice cream man's candy truck is made out of ice cream.

[Kristi Lee]

And I think, I think I speak on behalf of all of us. On some mornings it's a little easier to take. Now this morning you. It's. It's very obvious to all of us that you don't want us here, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, I. I'm. You're. I'm glad you're here because I am. I am about one quarter here.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a. A dog. That was thunder last night. Check local listings. And my dog woke me up over and over again. I had a brutal yesterday. Got nothing done. There we go. Here's the guy doing the push up, pull up record.

[Jeff]

Did he get a break? He got a break at some point.

[Kristi Lee]

Did you hear what Christy said when

[Josh Arnold]

she saw it could be taken a few different ways?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

No, it, like, hurt me because that's

[Bob Kevoian]

so hard to do.

[Jeff]

Oh, he does get a break every day.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, he's. Well, wait a minute. He's wearing gloves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's got 24 hours to do whatever number he did so hard.

[Oskar]

He has done more push ups and 20 or pull ups in 24 hours than I have in a lot. He. He beat my lifetime record by, like 20,000.

[Jeff]

He did more pull ups right there than I've ever done in my lifetime. That was what, 10?

[Bob Kevoian]

His arms are tomorrow gonna look like those flailing arms of the used car dealer. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

The Hammer alley podcast. An 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987, Hammer Alley.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever heard of them? To rock bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dude, I was born in 1987. I can't believe he's doing this.

[Josh Arnold]

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