B&T Extra: Pat's tall son, smoking weed, & Uncrustables

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Pat’s Tall Son, Smoking Weed, & Uncrustables

Date: November 21, 2025
Hosts: Bob, Tom, Christy, Pat, Josh, Jimmy
Podcast Network: Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This Bob & Tom Show Extra delivers the trademark blend of banter, nostalgia, and offbeat commentary on trending news and personal oddities. The crew dives into stories about surprising genetics in Pat’s family, the weird world of weed testing for police, childhood room decor disasters, a playful peanut butter & jelly “uncrustable” feud, and some classic food experimentation. With plenty of ribbing, side tangents, and memorable one-liners, this episode is a lighthearted window into the group’s comic chemistry and charm.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pat’s Towering Son and Sudden Growth Spurts

[03:18 – 04:14]

• Pat shares a photo of himself dwarfed by his own son.
  • Tom jokes, “DNA test. That’s the first thing I said.” (03:30)
• The crew reminisces about family members who shot up in height over a summer, with Tom recalling, “When I turned 16, I was 5'3". When I turned 17, I was 6'. My cousin did the same thing!” (03:42)
• Light teasing about genetics and hair: “Who’s supplying all this sperm for your family?” (Tom, 04:10)
• The conversation underscores those “sudden adult” moments—when kids come back barely recognizable.

2. Smoking Weed for Science: Police and Pot Volunteer Testers

[04:23 – 05:43]

• Tom discusses a police program recruiting volunteers to smoke marijuana in the name of impairment testing, referencing similar efforts in Canada.
  • “For some, they’re trying to come up with a proper test when they pull people over...So they asked for marijuana volunteers.” (04:23)
• The crew riffs on how difficult it is to define cannabis impairment, exposing a gap in legal and medical standards.

3. The Great Poster Debate: Growing Up & Growing Out of Wall Art

[05:43 – 08:47]

• Nostalgic stories about bedroom posters, ranging from USA Men’s Gymnastics (Christy) to The Beatles and Jefferson Airplane (Tom).
  • Tom: “When you’re 30, you have to frame them. You can’t just stick them up anymore.” (05:43)
  • Christy: “I had the men’s USA Gymnastics team on my wall...muscular, sweaty.” (05:48)
  • Tom laments how adulthood kills quirky decor: “...if there’s a woman in your life, she will immediately take all your posters down and put up whatever you see in magazines.” (05:43)
• Tales of sisterly fights and “kissing the lips off” posters.
  • “My sister got really mad because I kissed the lips off Parker (Stevenson). She still doesn’t let me live that down.” (Tom reading Anita’s letter, 07:00)
• Home improvement nostalgia, like Tom’s self-paneled room with actual burlap walls.

4. Pat’s Lake House Party: Chaperoning Teenagers

[08:51 – 09:43]

• Pat describes his daughter’s coed sweet 16 party: “I’m gonna stay up till you’re all in the rooms you’re supposed to be in. I ain’t going to bed early.” (Pat, 09:29)
• Joking about house rules and sleep-disrupting supervision to keep teens in check.

5. The Ongoing “Uncrustables” Saga: Lawsuit, Taste Test, and Hack Ideas

[09:47 – 16:51]

• Discussion about a lawsuit between Smucker’s (Uncrustables) and Trader Joe’s, centering around copycat PB&J treats.
  • Josh: “Trader Joe’s tastes exactly like you’d think...not as fake. The Smucker’s people have nailed it.” (10:12)
  • Tom (to Christy): “Not everyone knows everything you know...some people don’t know what an uncrustable is.” (10:36)
• Tips for eating: Toaster vs. traditional thawing.
• Listener letter: Proposing “French Toast Uncrustables”—dipping these sandwiches in egg wash and frying them.
  • Josh: “This is very, very fatty. Fat, fat, fat, fat. And he admits it.” (15:20)
  • Tom: “How about adding bacon? Make a homemade uncrustable with peanut butter and bacon...make that into French toast, then put syrup on it. That’s a healthier way to do it.” (16:27)
• Christy mentions using a “Pampered Chef crimper” to make homemade versions, inspiring further sandwich experiment ideas.

6. Tom’s Adventures with Solar Garden Lights—& Communication Glitches

[11:29 – 14:36]

• Tom describes installing solar lights at Willie’s house and a tech mishap where Josh can’t reply to Tom’s texts.
  • “Somehow, Tom has figured out how to block me from responding because I wanted to respond.” (Josh, 13:18)
• General comic frustration over tech oddities: “When I wake up, my phone’s gone from 30 (percent), to 3. It’s reverse charging!” (Tom, 14:02)
• Tangent into “chew-proof” charger cords and the cost of Apple accessories.

7. Food Experiments, Odd Memories & Listener Letters

[16:55 – 20:22]

• Christy recommends “fig spread and peanut butter” for Tom, who claims, “I’m not anti-jelly. I’m a big fan.” (16:52)
• Josh shares: “Few things as satisfying as that first knife stab into a fresh jar of peanut butter...yes, it goes right into my mouth.” (17:06)
• Pat asks if anyone knew a “kid who always smelled like syrup.” (17:25)
• Letters from Iceland, featuring playful mention of Icelandic characters and the running gag of “gravy” from Josh.
• Segment on opening Capri Suns without spills, with Pat claiming, “You have to grab from the top edge. It’s not that hard.” (20:01)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Growth Spurts:

  • “DNA test. That’s the first thing I said.” (Tom, 03:30)
  • “Who’s supplying all this sperm for your family?” (Tom, 04:10)

• On Parenting & Chaperoning:

  • “I’m gonna stay up till you’re all in the rooms you’re supposed to be in. I ain’t going to bed early.” (Pat, 09:29)
  • “Girls upstairs, boys downstairs. I slept on the stairs.” (Pat, 09:43)

• On Posters & Adolescence:

  • “When you’re 30, you have to frame them. You can’t just stick them up anymore.” (Tom, 05:43)
  • “My sister got really mad because I kissed the lips off Parker (Stevenson). She still doesn’t let me live that down.” (Tom via Anita, 07:00)

• On Uncrustables & Culinary Innovation:

  • “To me, the flavor is quite different...Trader Joe’s tastes not as fake.” (Josh, 10:12)
  • “How about adding bacon?” (Tom, 16:27)

• On Nostalgia & Oddball Revelations:

  • “Few things as satisfying as that first knife stab into a fresh jar of peanut butter...yes, it goes right into my mouth.” (Josh, 17:06)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:18] — Pat’s Tall Son and DNA Jokes
• [04:23] — Police Seek Marijuana Volunteers
• [05:43] — Posters, Room Decor & Growing Up
• [09:04] — Pat Chaperoning the Sweet 16
• [09:47] — Uncrustables Lawsuit & Tasting Comparisons
• [12:44] — Tom’s Solar Light Installation & Tech Tangents
• [15:20] — Listener Suggests “French Toast Uncrustables”
• [17:25] — The Peanut Butter & Syrup Childhood Memories
• [19:35] — Capri Suns, Sticky Spills, and Life Lessons
• [17:55] — Letters From Iceland, Icelandic Names
• [20:22] — Episode Wrap-Up

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Final Thoughts

This episode captures the Bob & Tom Show’s signature blend of nostalgia, familial ribbing, food hacks, and whimsical tangents, peppered with listener mail from as far away as Iceland. Whether it’s musing on genetics, remembering the pain and pride of bedroom wall decor, or concocting new ways to eat peanut butter sandwiches, the crew’s chemistry generates plenty of laughs and relatable moments.

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For those who missed it: You’ll enjoy lighthearted chemistry, inventive food banter, and the peculiar, hilarious observations that have kept The Bob & Tom Show thriving for decades.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Pat's Tall son, plus smoking weed and uncrustables. It's all coming up right after this.

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[Bob]

Well, that was a good flight.

[Tom]

Yeah, it was. Ah, Nicoterm. That's the. That's the name of it. What's that?

[Bob]

It's a patch. It's a patch?

[Tom]

Yeah, it's a. Helps you quit smoking. My doctor gave it to me.

[Bob]

Nicoterm's a patch.

[Tom]

Yeah, Nicoterm is. It's a patch.

[Bob]

Patch.

[Tom]

A patch.

[Bob]

Some kind of patch.

[Tom]

Yes, it's a patch like you put on your arm.

[Bob]

Nicoterm is A patch.

[Tom]

I'll be damned. Yes, it's a path. Two days later, different flights, same airport.

[Bob]

What do you mean, a patch?

[Tom]

It's a patch.

[Bob]

You mean like a cabbage patch?

[Pat]

No.

[Bob]

Like a briar patch? No. Like a patch of pirate wear?

[Josh]

No.

[Bob]

You mean like a patchwork quilt?

[Tom]

No.

[Bob]

You mean like a Clarence Carter.

[Tom]

Why can't you understand this? It's a patch your doctor gives you that you wear on your arm.

[Bob]

What do you mean, arm?

[Tom]

Two days later, same airport, yet another flight.

[Bob]

Now, let me get this straight. Nicoterm is a.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Guaranteed to help you.

[Tom]

I think it's a fat. We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom extra.

[Pat]

Did you happen to see the picture Pat posted of him and his son over the weekend?

[Tom]

I actually, I.

[Pat]

Where Pat is being dwarfed. There's no way. I did DNA.

[Tom]

DNA test. That's the first thing I said.

[Jimmy]

My family's that tall.

[Pat]

He's gigantic.

[Tom]

The last time I saw him, he was not that tall.

[Jimmy]

No, a year ago he wasn't that tall.

[Tom]

Yeah, that happened to me when I was. See, When I turned 16, I was 5 3. When I turned 17, I was 6ft. Wow. Yeah. And then one of my. My cousin Mark went from being like 5:3 to 6:4. When he went away to school and came back, I remember. I remember the doorbell rang, I opened it up and I went, oh, dear God. Who's that? It's Frank and Mark.

[Jimmy]

Well, Jimmy's cousin is a year older and he's. He's 6 4, so.

[Christy]

Well, there you go.

[Josh]

Okay, so you got to find out.

[Tom]

Who this guy is that's supplying all this sperm for your family.

[Josh]

Going on.

[Tom]

Also, Jimmy has a great head of hair.

[Jimmy]

Beautiful head of hair. Yeah, his mother's color, too. Like a mousy brown.

[Tom]

Again, annoying.

[Kevin Harlan]

Chuck.

[Tom]

We keep DNA test. We keep DNA tests here in the building. We're trying to keep everyone else in the staff from reproducing. Well, if you want to reach us, we love reading your letters, especially first thing. We can be reached Bob and [e-mail] Some unusual news in the world of marijuana. Police in a certain spot asked for volunteers to smoke weed. For some. They're trying to come up. I guess they've never come up with a proper test when they pull people over. I know they were trying some stuff in Canada. I don't know, maybe there's some cops out there that know. But they're trying to come up with a. An Impairment training thing. And so they asked for marijuana volunteers. We'll find out what happened. I think you can guess now. We've been talking a lot about posters lately on the show. I am a big fan. We have posters all over this building, much to the dismay of Chick and many others. But we all talked about the posters we had in our rooms, especially when we were younger. Because as you become an adult and if you're heterosexual and there's a woman in your life, she will immediately take all your posters down and put up whatever that generic stuff is they see in magazines. But posters are cool. But I forget. We decided. What? When you're 30, you have to frame them. You can't just stick them up there. But when you're a teenager. We all had cool stuff in our. What was the one in your room, Christy?

[Christy]

I had the men's USA Gymnastics Team on my wall.

[Tom]

Short men? For the most part.

[Christy]

Well, yeah, I guess.

[Jimmy]

Muscular, sweaty.

[Tom]

Those gymnasts are all tiny.

[Christy]

Not all of them. Well, the men, okay.

[Pat]

They're on a poster.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Kind of hard to tell how tall they are, right?

[Tom]

No, but I'm saying, have you ever met a gymnast? They're all miniature people. They are. It's a matter of physics. I don't need to go into it. It'd be too complicated for you guys to understand. According to Anita. I love that name. Anita.

[Josh]

Anita, Dick.

[Tom]

Sorry, Anita. I need a man.

[Christy]

Well, I mean, come on.

[Tom]

All right, Anita rights. For the last time, Anita writes, me and my older sister had to share a room. She had a poster of Parker Stevenson and Sean Cassidy.

[Josh]

Parker Stevenson.

[Bob]

Oh, the Hardy Boys.

[Christy]

He was cute back then.

[Kevin Harlan]

Sure, sure.

[Tom]

Is he right? Is he no longer a handsome.

[Christy]

I don't know. I haven't seen him in a while. What's. Is he still Sean?

[Josh]

He's got to be doing something.

[Tom]

Good actor, decent guy. Really handsome kid. He goes.

[Christy]

Oh, wow, he does look good.

[Tom]

We would practice kissing on them. My sister got really mad because I kissed the lips off of Parker. She, to this day, does not let me live it down.

[Josh]

Boy, I was wrong. Anita Dild.

[Christy]

Parker, 73. He looks good.

[Tom]

Yeah, well, but Harrison Ford look.

[Christy]

You know, the gray.

[Tom]

Did you have Bobby Sherman or any of those Jones?

[Christy]

My sister had Barry Manilow. I'll never forget that.

[Tom]

No wonder that paid off. Yeah, well, even the poster didn't kiss me.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

We lived in a trailer with that nice fake paneling. So you couldn't. My mother was very picky.

[Tom]

Yeah. Didn't use the double stick tape.

[Christy]

Yeah, because it would rip the.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Christy]

It ripped the paneling off the wall.

[Tom]

Well, you know, I'm very handy and I. Actually, my room, I. I paneled it in walnut paneling on two walls. And the other two, real burlap, natural whatever he called like the wheat colored burlap.

[Christy]

Want to live in the woods? What the hell?

[Tom]

Yeah, I had an amazing taste even then.

[Pat]

No, he wanted to live at a ski lodge.

[Tom]

But I could pin stuff to the burlap. Ah. So I. I had lots of.

[Pat]

That's cool.

[Tom]

Jefferson Airplane, the Beatles. Cool stuff.

[Christy]

I wasn't cool. I was a kid.

[Tom]

But I mean, we all were. I wish I had that. Some of those posters. The Beatles one was a Life magazine cover in Spanish. Los Beatles.

[Christy]

I get that on ebay.

[Tom]

Yeah, I'll look.

[Josh]

Los Biatlays.

[Tom]

I looked for that Jefferson Airplane when I couldn't find it.

[Christy]

Oh, really?

[Tom]

I did find the Fisapa crappa, though. As I pointed out. I'm trying to find. Someone will sell it to me for less than 42 bucks. I'm not gonna go.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, it is.

[Pat]

I was up at a lake house all weekend, away from TV and surrounded by.

[Josh]

Oh, it's no good for you. But surrounded by teens.

[Tom]

Make this clear. Wait a minute. You weren't. It wasn't like some bizarre orgy.

[Pat]

You're right. My daughter's sweet 16th birthday was over this weekend and she had a.

[Josh]

You're saying that wasn't some bizarre orgy? Was it?

[Tom]

But there were boys there. And girls, right?

[Pat]

There were boys and girls. It was a co ed party. They were up till four in the morning playing cards against humanity. And that's fun. Yeah, but you had to. The dad.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Chaperone.

[Tom]

Yeah. You had a referee.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I'm like, you ain't gonna. I'm gonna stay up till you're all in the rooms you're supposed to be in. I ain't going to bed early.

[Tom]

Why'd you have the boys upstairs? The girls downstairs?

[Pat]

Girls upstairs, boys downstairs. I slept on the stairs.

[Tom]

Okay, good.

[Pat]

So.

[Josh]

Good move. Yeah.

[Tom]

What have you got? You got a letter over there?

[Pat]

Yes.

[Josh]

Hello, foodie friends. We've been talking uncrustables a little bit recently. There's a lawsuit. Smuckers isn't too happy with how Trader Joe's has made and packaged their. What should we call them? Peanut butter and jelly paninis.

[Tom]

And you've tried them both?

[Josh]

Yes, I am. To me, the flavor is quite different.

[Jimmy]

Lacking.

[Josh]

Yeah. The Trader. Trader Joe's taste exactly like you would Think a Trader Joe's peanut butter and jelly would taste not as fake.

[Jimmy]

Preservatives are delicious.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah. Come to find out.

[Josh]

Yeah, the smarters people have nailed it.

[Tom]

If you're not familiar, the uncrustable is a round PB and J that comes frozen, right?

[Josh]

Absolutely. Yes. Yes.

[Tom]

Well, I'm doing this. Chrissy, you're rolling your eyes. Not everyone knows everything, you know. I've already had people asking me.

[Christy]

Oh my God. Did you just say that? I can't believe your tongue didn't jump out and run down the hall.

[Tom]

You got to set this up for people. I had never heard of uncrustables until last year when we had a story.

[Christy]

About the NFL which is shocking to me.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

No, it's not.

[Christy]

You have children.

[Pat]

Yeah, but I just found out eating uncrustables.

[Josh]

Well, that's true.

[Christy]

They're not allowed to.

[Tom]

Yeah. Unless they can. Unless they can grow them in the backyard. Grass chemical free. Grass fed. Are these free range uncrustables?

[Josh]

If I find out there's an uncrustable bush out there, I. My gosh, I will have a brown and purple thumb.

[Tom]

Wait till you hear why. I've got. My hands are somewhat dirty right now.

[Josh]

We have to find out now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you got to tell us now.

[Tom]

You can't.

[Josh]

What have you been planting and why aren't they.

[Tom]

Less than an hour ago, I was over at Willie's house out front in the dark.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Shoving four lights into the ground to light up his house. Not that it needed it, but I bought. I. I bought these. You've seen these things. They're like on a foot long stick and they've got a solar panel on top.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You shove them in the ground and then they charge during the day and then they give off light.

[Pat]

A solar light.

[Josh]

Yes. Not everybody has heard about what you've heard about.

[Pat]

Oh, my bad, my bad.

[Tom]

So they're like garden lights and you can change the colors. So I set them up last night.

[Josh]

Oh, cool.

[Tom]

That didn't go over real well.

[Josh]

One of these dinners, you need to stand up, throw a plate and yell. How about a little effing respect?

[Jimmy]

So spaghetti in the wall.

[Tom]

I bought it. So I had had to. I thought, what am I going to do with these things? And then I just realized driving in. Well, I'll just go over to Willie's house and stick them over. There they go. Yeah, they look really cool.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's going to yell you over there.

[Tom]

Yeah, you're.

[Josh]

You sent a text. You sent a Photo to some of us of the skeleton thing. Do you have me set up? This has never happened to me before. I couldn't reply. It would not let me reply to your text. And so then I was like, oh, something's wrong, glitchy with my text. So I went and I looked another text. I could reply to every other text I had in there except yours. And then I even reset the whole thing.

[Tom]

I didn't know. But if I have done that. Great.

[Jimmy]

And apparently I'm not even on the list to be texted.

[Tom]

I knew you were out of work. Somebody, someone needs to tell me how to do that in the future.

[Josh]

I would. Somehow Thomas figured out how to block me from responding because I wanted to respond. Yeah, I wanted to respond how cool looked again.

[Tom]

It's like a. It's a huge upside down. You.

[Christy]

Can we post that or.

[Tom]

I suppose. Yeah, it'd be fine. It's funny.

[Josh]

It's a cool thing. Yeah.

[Tom]

But I don't know. All this electronic stuff's going crazy. I think I might have told you this. I plugged in. I have a. Like an eight foot cord. Plugs into the wall, plugs into my phone at night. So when I wake up, my phone is charged. So Thursday, Thursday, like Wednesday, Thursday and Friday I plugged in my phone. I wake up and it's gone from whatever it was. It was like at 30 out of 100, it's gone to 3. So it's reverse charging. So I don't know what's going on.

[Christy]

Got a bad chord there.

[Tom]

I don't know what it is. I. I've swapped it out and this.

[Josh]

Is a new phone, right?

[Tom]

It's brand new.

[Josh]

Yeah. Battery shouldn't be the issue.

[Tom]

But why would it be going with plugged in? Why would it go wrong cord or.

[Jimmy]

Is it off brand?

[Josh]

That's a good. That's the. That's the question.

[Jimmy]

Because they die after a couple months.

[Tom]

I bought. I've got the, you know, thirty dollar metal cord that's, you know, designed that you can tie up a burglar at the same time and you can charge.

[Josh]

It's 30 bucks. It's not the apple cord. Especially the eight footer.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That's gonna cost you about $470.

[Tom]

No, this is the. This is the one that's. It's chew proof.

[Christy]

Oh, because I like to chew on them.

[Tom]

They chew on you?

[Josh]

Sleep chew. It's you, isn't it? Well, I often dream of uncrustables.

[Pat]

Back to the.

[Tom]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no. It was all Good. The. The peanut butter and jelly sandwich that's frozen that you. We. Some of us here have learned to put just right in the toaster.

[Christy]

We got a picture of one crustable.

[Tom]

And you make the point that it looks like a panini.

[Josh]

That kind of means crimped on the side, on the edges.

[Tom]

Is there. Is there? Didn't someone has an uncrustable home kit?

[Christy]

I do. Pampered chef makes a little crimper thing. I could bring it, but you can.

[Josh]

Also make, like, ham and cheese.

[Christy]

Yeah, I use it for a lot of things.

[Josh]

Cool.

[Tom]

Okay, But. And there is a lawsuit. But what does our letter say?

[Josh]

Well, Derek is going to give this a shot. All right. He says, I'm thinking about taking. This is very, very fatty. Fat, fat, fat, fat. And he admits it. I'm thinking about taking some uncrustables and using them to make French toast. And then, of course, covering them with pancake syrup.

[Jimmy]

Sounds amazing.

[Josh]

He says, I gotta run while I still have both my feet.

[Tom]

So wait a minute. So he would take.

[Josh]

He would probably just take an uncrustable, dip it in the egg wash. Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, so would he cook it?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Toaster. I mean, no.

[Josh]

No. On the griddle or.

[Tom]

How do you cook it? Uncrustables. Are they microwaved?

[Josh]

You don't.

[Christy]

The great thing is put them in your kids lunch, and by lunchtime, they're thawed out and ready.

[Josh]

They're perfect. But I just take one frozen, put it into a toaster, and then it.

[Jimmy]

They're amazing.

[Tom]

Yeah, but you wouldn't want to put a frozen one in a frying pan. It would still be cold in the middle.

[Josh]

Right. I think he's gonna thaw them. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

This sounds delicious, by the way.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah. Let's not lose sight of that. That's the idea. This could be what would be really too much. There's always. Yeah.

[Tom]

How about adding bacon? Make do a homemade uncrustable with peanut butter and bacon, which is a great combination. Make that into French toast, then put syrup on it. That's a healthier way to do it.

[Josh]

Yeah. You got to get that jelly out of there and replace it with.

[Tom]

Yeah, Yeah, I did see what I'm doing here? I'm putting some protein in there. Get rid of the jelly. I'm not anti jelly, by the way. I'm big.

[Josh]

Of course not. No. Yeah.

[Tom]

Big fan. Well, we'll see how the uncrustable lawsuit.

[Christy]

Tried fig spread and peanut butter. Since you're such a fig guy. I have not I love the fig spread.

[Jimmy]

What about maple syrup and peanut butter? You have that? No, I love that as a kid.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. Peanut butter.

[Josh]

There are a few things as satisfying as that. First knife. Knife stab into a fresh jar of peanut butter. My gosh.

[Tom]

Yes. There is kind of a hymen esque feel.

[Josh]

Yes. Does it go directly into my mouth? Yes, it does.

[Pat]

You were talking about syrup. Did anyone else have a kid at your school that just smelled like syrup all day? I feel like when I eat syrup I can smell it two hours later.

[Josh]

I would sometimes put syrup on my wrists to mask the smell of me having wet the bed the night before.

[Christy]

I thought it was vanilla extract at the. Poor kids.

[Tom]

We've traveled down an odd road, haven't we? Yeah.

[Pat]

I have a letter from Iceland.

[Josh]

No, you don't.

[Pat]

I do, and I believe it is from Iceland because the person's name has a bunch of those dots above the. Yeah, I believe his name is Johan maybe.

[Tom]

How does it spell it?

[Pat]

J, O with some stuff above it. H, A, N, N. Probably your.

[Tom]

Your basic Johan. You've got the sideways. What is that thing called? That's. Is that officially an Uber?

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Tom]

The sideways colonial with a sideways colon. Sideways colon? Sounds like a sex move in prison. It's tighter that way.

[Josh]

They call that lazy doggy. By the way.

[Pat]

Thank you for keeping my ears calm at work, but you have to make Josh do ice cube and gravy every day. Love from Iceland. Can we get a little gravy at least?

[Josh]

It's cats out there this big. That's beauce calling me big. Like just because I eat sweet potatoes in the morning.

[Tom]

That said, that's. That's Josh's cat. I got a letter here.

[Josh]

Biscuit does not care for the sweet potatoes.

[Christy]

Really? Yeah, just gravy.

[Jimmy]

Gravy loves them.

[Josh]

Yeah, loves them. And she's gained 8 ounces, so I may have to back off a little bit on the.

[Tom]

They are caloric. So you wear in a stamp machine?

[Josh]

Yes, yes. She recently got. She had a spa day. She had her nails done and her anal glands expressed.

[Jimmy]

Cats have those too.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

And they're just as odiferous.

[Tom]

You know, in a way. We express our anal glands orally here on the show.

[Josh]

We sure do.

[Tom]

Someone was talking last week on the show about how much they enjoyed someone would give out Capri Suns.

[Josh]

Oh, that's.

[Tom]

You know, the little metal metallic bag things. This comes to us from Kyle. You were talking about Caprice on the kids drink. You mentioned them. Squirting or spilling when you open them. There's an art to getting there. You have to poke that straw through.

[Josh]

Otherwise, old Jed's a millionaire, isn't it?

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

It squirts if you just hold it from the top edge. It's not that hard, but accidents happen. You just.

[Josh]

Because you cannot squeeze it while trying to get shot.

[Pat]

Right. You have to grab from the top edge.

[Tom]

Does it say that on there?

[Pat]

No, that's experience. I have this thing called common sense that I use sometimes.

[Josh]

That's pews.

[Tom]

That's pews.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Tom]

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[Pat]

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[Josh]

I was too.

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[Pat]

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