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Christopher
welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Pea leaks plus a car part in a penis and bococks. All coming up in just a minute.
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Barry
I was working my farm. I headed down to the barn. I was almost done for the night when up drove a man in a customized van. So I knew he was a man of night. He said hey there Jack with your hat colored black. I got a deal Belle, I know you can't read, but there's really no need. Cause I tell you what I'm gonna do. I says, pardon me. Hey, Graver. Hey, Carl. I'm kinda busy, Mr. Guitar Solo. Can you tell your little joker, Barry.
Willie
Okay.
Barry
Hey, Barry, do you know why it is that the Amish women are never satisfied in bed?
Cheryl
No.
Barry
Why is it that the Amish women are never satisfied in their bed? Cause they need two men a night.
Christopher
Get it?
Barry
That's funn. Almost ready. Graver.
Willie
Practically.
Tom Griswold
Carl.
Cheryl
Barry.
Christopher
Whatever.
Barry
He began to speak, owned my knees got weak and his voice was ringing in my head. He had charts and graphs and colored photographs. I didn't understand a word he said. I said, wait a minute, heathen, I'm having trouble breathing. Don't want to barter with you, but would you tell me again, even though I know it's a sin, what does this contraption do? And he said, well, won't you give me three pigs? Give me three pigs, mister. Give me three pigs and a horse. Give me three pigs. Give me three pigs, mister. Shipping and handling not included, of course. Hey, Bateman, it sounds like we're under radio.
Cheryl
No, you're not.
Barry
We're not under radio, are we?
Cheryl
No.
Barry
Is there electricity going through this guitar?
Cheryl
No. Okay.
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Barry
Well, my thoughts ran away and I began to pray as the man handed me a pen. And though my memory fogs I know he took them hogs and I never saw them again. Now I sit and cry most every night. Bout those pigs that were stolen away and oh, I'll get even. Cause I'll see that heathen bird come Judgment day. Yeah, you tell him tomorrow. Now I say give me three pigs. Give me three. Three pigs, mister Give my three pigs back to me. Give me three pigs. Give me three pigs, mister. Like a piggyback guarantee.
Bob Kevoian
Now some more Bob and Tom.
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Cheryl
Extra Tom. I believe Jeff Oskay has a question.
Tom Griswold
Yes, sir. What do you got?
Bob Kevoian
So I've just noticed this in the past month. I don't know what's going on. Maybe the older gentleman. So I just use the restroom. I urinated. Afterwards, I give it a good shake. I spin it around like a top hat. Like I do a cane, I do everything. Yet still a minute later, one drop of dribble comes out and hits the pants. Is this common? What is happening?
Kristi Lee
Just started.
Bob Kevoian
It's just started. And I mean, why are you listening to her?
Cheryl
She has no access to this equipment like I use.
Bob Kevoian
I try to get everything out of it. Really get that thing and. But just in the past month, there's just one, like, a minute later.
Willie
Have you tried. You know when you can't get the last bit of toothpaste out,
Bob Kevoian
grab it from the base and ring it.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, no. You. You roll it up. You know what I do?
Bob Kevoian
I hit it on my boot. All right.
Cheryl
However, if you squeeze it at the bottom, the things might get carried away. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
I'll give you all a try. Thanks for the.
Cheryl
I like patting on his boot.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I haven't tried hitting it on my boot.
Willie
You gotta goof around with that thing. Let me know who's boss.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah. Roll it down.
Tom Griswold
It knows who's the problem. The problem now with the cold weather. Check local listings. Is all that salt on your boot. That could sting, right?
Cheryl
Well, if you have an open lesion, yeah.
Tom Griswold
It crawls up the tip. Okay. I think we're actually. This is the perfect soap.
Kristi Lee
So is that. Why did they call it the drip? Didn't they call a gonorrhea the drip?
Tom Griswold
One point the nail, the drip? There's quite a few.
Kristi Lee
Does it drip when you have that?
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure which. I think one of the. I've never had that. I think one of them does, I believe. Drip.
Kristi Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure if it's.
Cheryl
Have you ever gotten soap down in there in the. In the pee hole?
Kristi Lee
What?
Cheryl
It stings.
Bob Kevoian
Really?
Tom Griswold
What are you doing? You.
Cheryl
You got to give yourself a good go.
Tom Griswold
If you take a. A pipe cleaner and Ivory soap and give it.
Cheryl
I like to keep a tight ship.
Tom Griswold
You don't want to be putting anything in there.
Cheryl
All right.
Tom Griswold
We have that actually coming up in the news in a very unusual way, I think. Christy, you know what story I'm talking
Cheryl
about through performance art. What are you talking about?
Kristi Lee
Well, there's a couple of different.
Tom Griswold
A guy in Jamaica had an issue,
Kristi Lee
had to go to the doctor. They removed a metal car part that got stuck on his penis.
Cheryl
A car part on his penis? So it could have been a lot worse.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But wasn't a transmission.
Kristi Lee
An emergency room physician told the Jamaica Star that the patient came in complaining of severe swelling and pain.
Cheryl
Do you think there are people out there who take battery cables and pinch things with them, leave them hanging on it? Yeah. Nipples and stuff. Don't you think?
Willie
Oh, I feel something.
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Cheryl
Yeah. A little battery charger on the nipple. That's a good Friday night for them.
Kristi Lee
Doctor explained the man had placed a metal ring car part at the base of his penis. To quote, hold an erection when it got stuck.
Tom Griswold
We've all been there.
Kristi Lee
Okay, so what ring would it be like a.
Cheryl
Well, you know, plugs, points and rings. You've ever heard that? Plugs and points and rings. Okay, yeah, maybe that's what.
Kristi Lee
Maybe that.
Tom Griswold
Oh, so it was a car part. It's described as a car part.
Kristi Lee
Yeah. Healthcare workers use specialized equipment to safely remove the ring. The physician said the man's penis was okay, but noted the incident could have cost him his manhood had he delayed seeking medical help. Well, lost blood to it, I would think.
Tom Griswold
They got it off, don't you? But lefty Lucy, righty tighty, lefty. Way to get that thing up. Ironically, it was from a hummer. I understand.
Bob Kevoian
Well, we had that guy last year who got his members stuck in a muffler and was having sex with mufflers. But he had to stop. He said he was exhausted.
Tom Griswold
He had me for a second.
Bob Kevoian
Hardy nod, Pat. All right, all right.
Tom Griswold
I gave you the De Niro nut. All right. I could just see the headline. Would it be auto erotica or something?
Kristi Lee
Yes, for those totally different.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. We have another story involving the male member.
Kristi Lee
Yeah. Doctors say more men are seeking out so called scrotox to enhance the aesthetics of their genitals.
Cheryl
I don't believe this for a second.
Kristi Lee
And when it comes to treating erectile dysfunction, some men are turning to something referred to as Bocox. Bocox. Dr. Mike Tee, senior doctor at the Harley Street Skin Clinic told Indy100 that a growing number of men are seeking Botox injunction injections in their scrotum to achieve a smoother, less wrinkled appearance or lower hanging look.
Tom Griswold
Cool.
Kristi Lee
But now, and we've talked about that before.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Kristi Lee
Now this procedure called boecox is employing botulism toxin to help treat sexual dysfunction as well. They inject it into the penis, the neurotoxin. It can help relax muscles and enhance blood flow, therefore helping men achieve and maintain an erection.
Tom Griswold
So do they do this in the office?
Kristi Lee
No, do it out on the street.
Cheryl
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Gladys, I do the waiting room. I mean.
Cheryl
No, they have to go out in the outer. It's too much noise from the screen.
Tom Griswold
I mean, I don't understand if. Is this. So this is a long term thing rather than like a once off, like
Kristi Lee
a. Oh, you mean like do you do this right before you have sex? Yeah, like. I mean, I don't know. It just says here the treatment is aimed at patients for whom medications like Viagra or Cialis don't work anymore.
Tom Griswold
And it's B, O, C, O, X. I understand the famous dual sports athlete Bo Jackson has endorsed a version of this called Brotox.
Cheryl
Bo knows. Bo knows Botox.
Tom Griswold
I was gonna say Bo knows Cox.
Willie
Yeah, Bo right there.
Tom Griswold
You know. You know who Bo Jackson was, Christy?
Kristi Lee
An athlete?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Baseball, Football. Great. Great at both.
Kristi Lee
Yes.
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Tom Griswold
Sadly. But that's weird.
Bob Kevoian
On a positive, it makes your penis look 10 years younger.
Kristi Lee
There you go.
Bob Kevoian
You got that going for you.
Kristi Lee
It looks 10 years younger. Maybe it acts 10 years younger.
Tom Griswold
So the Scrotox was the one we
Kristi Lee
had for the balls, but thank you.
Willie
That's just
Bob Kevoian
someone who wants to look like fresh eggs.
Willie
That's just for aesthetics. This is a performance.
Tom Griswold
Yes, but who's looking at it? That's the thing.
Kristi Lee
I mean, hopefully nobody's look.
Tom Griswold
Well, I mean, the Scrotox. The Scrotox has to be.
Greenlight Advertiser
Do you have sex?
Tom Griswold
That has to be a gay thing. The Scrotox.
Kristi Lee
That doesn't help.
Willie
I think that you'd be shocked by this. There are some women that are attracted to men.
Tom Griswold
That's it. Are there women who go, hey, not tonight, it's too wrinkly?
Willie
I don't know, whenever mine gets too wrinkly, I just turn the shower water on real hot, throw it over the top and chill for 10 minutes.
Tom Griswold
It just seems. And the other one, the so called bocox, I mean, I don't want. Is it something that one does as I asked before, right before the activity?
Kristi Lee
I don't know, Tom. I'll look it up and find out for you.
Tom Griswold
That'd be weird. You walk in the bedroom, there's some dude with a needle and a spoon
Cheryl
just getting ready to shoot up some dude there.
Kristi Lee
Why couldn't you shoot yourself up? Why would you need a guy to do it?
Tom Griswold
Because it says, this is the doctor, he says that they. He's shooting. It just seems weird.
Willie
I'd imagine it lasts for like three to four weeks, much like conventional Botox does for appearance.
Tom Griswold
Just curious because that would be a weird ritual.
Cheryl
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
You're going to feel a small prick. So are you.
Willie
That's good.
Tom Griswold
Now let's move on. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom show news desk. What's happening around over there?
Kristi Lee
Authorities have arrested four Buddhist monks found with drugs, porn, sex toys and escort directories. According to the Daily Mail, police rated.
Tom Griswold
That's probably the. They're recruiting. That must be the easiest monkey to get guys to join. When they see what you get to do.
Kristi Lee
They raided the From Sunthan Monastery in Chonburi. Province after villagers complained of alleged drug and firearm use on temple grounds. In addition to all this fun stuff, three monks also allegedly tested positive for methamphetamine. A video published by Newsflare shows officers holding up a penis pump found in one of the monk's bedrooms and mimed its purpose. We all know what the penis pump is for.
Willie
This is like Animal House. This is awesome. These guys are partying.
Kristi Lee
They were taken into custody for allegedly violating their vows.
Cheryl
And they have enlightenment. This is amazing.
Willie
That's how they float. It's the method.
Barry
I have a ring around my thing.
Tom Griswold
Buddha.
Willie
Buddha.
Tom Griswold
I suppose going on those hunger fast, things is a lot easier if you're shooting up meth.
Willie
Speed helps.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Just saying. Now, what's the story in the monks? Are they still walking across America?
Kristi Lee
Yeah, the peace walk as of yet. Yeah. Yeah, they are.
Tom Griswold
Where are they now?
Kristi Lee
I don't know, but I know they.
Cheryl
Omaha, Nebraska.
Tom Griswold
I mean, it's probably pretty.
Kristi Lee
I know they were definitely walking through a lot of snow and they had to. They all had shoes on and coats.
Bob Kevoian
And where are they? Are they headed Tony Shalhoub's house?
Cheryl
Because he played. He played
Tom Griswold
together.
Willie
That's their piece.
Cheryl
Jeff hit his head.
Willie
I think that made me laugh.
Bob Kevoian
I don't know why.
Cheryl
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Forget where their ultimate goal is.
Kristi Lee
The 2300 mile journey from Fort Worth, Texas, to Washington, D.C. as Jeff just said, is spreading peace, love, kindness, and compassion to the United States and the world. Looks like they're in Virginia. They might be real close to being done. Let me.
Willie
Good for them, man.
Tom Griswold
Wouldn't this have been a better thing to do in the. I don't know, leave in the spring?
Kristi Lee
Yeah.
Willie
If these guys were balancing a ladder on their chin for peace, you'd love it. It'd be your favorite news story. But they're walking for peace and you hate it.
Cheryl
They're walking on stilts for peace. You'd be up there. Yes, I can tell you that.
Tom Griswold
Awesome. That'd be cool.
Kristi Lee
Richmond, Virginia.
Tom Griswold
Are they wearing, like, those shiny vests so that people don't hit them?
Kristi Lee
There's a huge line. You're not gonna miss them.
Tom Griswold
Someone already hit one of them.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, one of them lost their leg, like, for real. Right, Christy?
Kristi Lee
Yeah, I believe you're.
Tom Griswold
Are they aware that we have public transportation?
Bob Kevoian
Have you been on a Greyhound?
Tom Griswold
I'd rather walk the Monk bus. It'd be fun.
Kristi Lee
Okay, well, they have a dog with them. Remember that dog got a little tired and they had to put him in the truck for a while.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I thought you were gonna say down.
Tom Griswold
That's where I thought you were gone. What else have you got, Christy Lee?
Kristi Lee
Kids get things stuck in their noses all the time. Willie, you want to take this one?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie
I got a blueberry stuck up there.
Cheryl
Hilarious.
Kristi Lee
Legos, marbles, pen caps, blueberries. But in this case, a child managed to lodge a metal combination lock inside his nose.
Willie
Oh, my gosh. This is the final boss of nose play.
Kristi Lee
According to officials in China's Hunan province, firefighters in the city of Haihua were called in after doctors determined the lock couldn't be safely removed by hand.
Tom Griswold
They can pick his nose, but they can't pick a lock?
Kristi Lee
Yeah. Fire crews use specialized cutting tools to carefully cut the lock apart while medics stood by making sure the child wasn't injured. The operation successful, child was not seriously hurt, and he was returned safely to his family.
Tom Griswold
And of course, it reminded me of when Willie had the blueberry in his nose.
Willie
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And I was able to get it out. This is. Can be a lesson for everybody. I called a doctor buddy of mine. He told me what to do. Willie, he. We laid him down on the. On the kitchen island. And then. I want to get this right. And then we closed your one nostril. And the blueberry was in this one.
Bob Kevoian
Right.
Tom Griswold
And then he opened his mouth, and I blew in, and the blueberry flew out, and my dog Elvis ate it.
Kristi Lee
Oh.
Willie
And that was the last time that me and him touched.
Cheryl
Can you believe that? You know what?
Bob Kevoian
Remember this?
Cheryl
I believe.
Willie
Yeah, I remember it. I would put blueberries up there, and then I would eat them. I thought they made them taste better.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, you did.
Willie
I was seasoning.
Cheryl
I thought it made them taste better.
Willie
I was 4.
Barry
Do you want to defend?
Cheryl
I don't know. What were you doing with you? I wasn't shoving food in my orifices.
Barry
You look at them every day.
Tom Griswold
I tried my best. What can you do?
Bob Kevoian
It's pretty easy to get stuff stuck up there.
Tom Griswold
I had half a gram stuck up.
Cheryl
You really didn't care.
Tom Griswold
I see.
Kristi Lee
Now, I have an Update on your BoCox.
Bob Kevoian
When you say that he hits so
Tom Griswold
harshly, it's B, O, C, O, X.
Willie
And also Bo Cox sounds like the newest country star. Bo Cox touring with Luke Combs this summer.
Kristi Lee
The injections usually last around six months, and the results take about several days to work because full results are visible, actually after about six weeks. So it takes a while for the muscles to relax, even with 50 to 100 units of botulism stuck into your.
Tom Griswold
But do they inject.
Kristi Lee
I mean, inject it right into it on both sides. It says here I would have called
Bob Kevoian
it Cox T o X
Kristi Lee
tox.
Willie
Yeah, Cox talks would be a great podcast, man. Yeah, it would.
Kristi Lee
Oh, well, you think with them, you might as well talk with them.
Cheryl
There you go, ladies and gentlemen. Aren't you a funny girl.
Tom Griswold
Ties you right up, doesn't it?
Cheryl
Hardy har.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: "Pee Leaks, a Car Part in a Penis, & Bocox" (March 12, 2026)
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra features the crew’s trademark blend of humor and odd news, diving into laugh-out-loud discussions about male anatomical mishaps, unusual medical procedures, and the wild stories making headlines. The cast—Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Bob Kevoian, Willie Griswold, Cheryl, Christopher, and Barry—tackle topics ranging from harmless “pee leaks” to “BoCox” injections, along with irreverent banter and running gags.
Jeff Oskay Q&A About Dribbling
“The Drip” and Gonorrhea
Rise of Genital Botox Injections
Scrotox for Looks, BoCox for Performance
Clarifications about BoCox
The episode maintains the show's trademark blend of quick-witted irreverence, puns, and light-hearted, sometimes raunchy banter. The cast riffs off each other's comments with playful one-upmanship, never shying from silly wordplay, anatomical humor, or wild real-life headlines. Despite the sensitive or bizarre content, everything is filtered through their characteristic comedic lens, making the odd seem oddly relatable.