B&T Extra: Post Malone Oreos, Tom Whiskey, & Chip Pants - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode Summary: B&T Extra – Post Malone Oreos, Tom Whiskey, & Chip Pants

Release Date: April 4, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode Title: B&T Extra: Post Malone Oreos, Tom Whiskey, & Chip Pants

1. Post Malone's Oreo Partnership

The episode kicks off with an enthusiastic discussion about Post Malone’s collaboration with Oreo, introducing Post Malone Oreos. Bob and Tom delve into the unique features of these limited-edition cookies, highlighting their special swirled cream filling that combines salted caramel and shortbread flavors.

Notable Quotes:

Tom: "Post Malone has his own line of Oreo cookies. How about that?" (05:45)
Bob: "These are engraved with nine designs inspired by Malone. Oh, so they're inspired by his tattoos?" (07:10)

The hosts share their personal tasting experiences, expressing their approval of the new flavors and designs. Tom appreciates the salted caramel twist, while Bob remarks on the intricate engravings that reflect Post Malone's signature tattoos.

Notable Quotes:

Tom: "They are very fragrant in a good way." (12:30)
Bob: "I love salted caramel. You know you've made the big time when you got your own Oreo." (14:05)

They also humorously speculate about potential future celebrity collaborations with Oreo, mentioning Drake and other artists in jest.

2. Tom Whiskey’s Comedic Antics

Transitioning from sweet treats to spirited conversations, the show introduces Tom Whiskey, a recurring comedic character portrayed by Tom. The segment is filled with humorous anecdotes and inside jokes that showcase Tom's unique brand of humor.

Notable Quotes:

Tom Whiskey: "Because of the weakness of the forthcoming saga, yours truly, Dr. Tom Whiskey." (22:15)
Bob: "That's Doc Whiskey's inside comedy joke." (28:40)

Listeners are treated to a series of jokes, including a parody of the Johnny Rivers song "Secret Agent Man," adding a lighthearted and entertaining flair to the episode.

3. Qdoba’s "Chip Pants" – A Fusion of Food and Fashion

A standout segment features the discussion of Qdoba’s innovative product, Chip Pants, which merge food and fashion in a quirky new way. The hosts explore the concept of trousers equipped with clear plastic compartments to hold Qdoba’s signature crispy tortilla chips, aimed at appealing to Gen Z and millennial consumers.

Notable Quotes:

Bob: "These custom pants come with built-in compartments for Qdoba's signature crispy tortilla chips." (35:50)
Tom: "Nacho pants. I'm gonna wear them." (39:20)

The segment includes humorous commentary on the practicality and novelty of the product, with Tom joking about alternative food integrations and mocking the extreme fusion of unrelated items.

Notable Quotes:

Tom: "Can I get a bracelet with a ramekin so I can dip?" (40:15)
Bob: "They are nacho pants. Nacho pants. I'm gonna wear." (41:00)

They conclude by noting that while Chip Pants aren’t available for purchase yet, enthusiasts can follow Qdoba’s social channels for future updates.

4. Super Bowl Highlights and British Reactions

The conversation shifts to recent Super Bowl highlights, particularly focusing on Cooper DeJean’s impressive interception and touchdown against Patrick Mahomes. Bob and Tom analyze the play-by-play action, offering their insights on the game's pivotal moments and the unexpected enthusiasm of the British crowd.

Notable Quotes:

Bob: "Cooper DeJean picked off Patrick Mahomes and ran it back for a touchdown." (50:25)
Tom: "I was surprised that the British crowd reacted as strongly as they did. I didn't know American football is very popular." (54:10)

They humorously discuss the cultural differences in sports preferences, joking about the British misunderstanding the intricacies of American football gameplay.

Notable Quotes:

Bob: "They thought fastest moving, thought it was like, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown." (56:45)
Tom: "Isn't that interesting now? Well, I try, people." (58:30)

5. Comedy Bits and Inside Jokes

The hosts transition into a lighthearted segment filled with inside comedy jokes, sharing original humor and interacting with guests. This part showcases their chemistry and improvisational skills, providing listeners with laughter and entertainment.

Notable Quotes:

Bob: "A couple comedians are sitting there and one's working in his notebook writing some things down." (65:00)
Tom: "Ladies and gentlemen, as I look, it's Dr. Tom Whiskey." (68:20)

They exchange humorous anecdotes about fictional scenarios, such as a comedian dealing with an unexpected situation at his father's funeral and a playful jab at their guest's comedic timing.

6. Stolen Krispy Kreme Truck – Local News Parody

A humorous retelling of a local news story about an Indiana woman charged with stealing a Krispy Kreme delivery truck becomes a focal point. Bob and Tom create a parody song about the incident, blending real news with comedic exaggeration.

Notable Quotes:

Bob: "She stole a donut truck now she's really... there's powder on her face could be a donut. O. Cocaine." (75:15)
Tom: "That's Doc Whiskey's inside comedy joke." (76:50)

They playfully mock the situation, imagining the chaos of donuts spilling out of the truck and the police response, while injecting their signature humor into the narrative.

7. Bravo TV Star Lala Kent Segment

In the closing segment, the hosts discuss Bravo TV star Lala Kent, focusing on her candidness and impact on reality TV. They contemplate creating their own bracket of iconic Bravo moments, expressing admiration for her honesty and authenticity.

Notable Quotes:

Christopher: "Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back." (85:30)
Tom: "How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own bracket iconic?" (87:05)

They engage in a light-hearted conversation about their favorite Bravo personalities, blending pop culture commentary with their comedic insights.

Conclusion

This episode of B&T Extra offers a delightful mix of pop culture commentary, innovative product discussions, hilarious comedic bits, and parody news stories. From celebrating Post Malone’s Oreo collaboration to exploring quirky fashion trends like Qdoba’s Chip Pants, Bob and Tom provide an engaging and entertaining experience for their listeners. The inclusion of notable quotes with timestamps enhances the recap, making it a comprehensive and enjoyable summary for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Note: All timestamps are approximate and based on the provided transcript.

Transcript

Bob (0:03)

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All right, kids, line up and make sure to keep your hands to yourself. A mysterious Milky Way world comes to life. Look, it's a tree full of bonbons. Please pick one for me. Hey, I said don't touch it. Period. This candle's all mine. It ain't for no children. It's Charles Barkley and the Chocolate Factory. Oh my. What's that? Sir Charles? How tall is it? Oh, that's the world's only dark chocolate seven foot stripper pole. I call it the Minute Bowl. Now let's see if we can find some holes and talk some of this funny money. Leonard Malton says this is no pussy. Walk through Wonka. Charles Barkley takes the cake. Roger Ebert says this film melts in your heart and in your hands. Oh, how cute. Look. Look at those little munchkins working over there. Oh, those ain't no munchkins. Those are my Hoopa Loompas. John Stockton, Muggs and Bowl Scott Skies and Spud Web. You know, all the little dudes in the league, they're working hard to make sure you have the time of your life. But please, why can't I sample all this glorious. I have the golden ticket. Oh, you say you want some candy? Well, you gotta bring a covered dish first. This world already got too many chubby kids. And that golden ticket is just fancy rolling papers. I'd trade you some fudge for some weed, but not pound for pound. Charles Barkley and the Chocolate Factory. But I just wanted one little bonbon. Look here, girl, why you cryin'I? Ain't never worn a ring and you don't see my ass shedding tears. Now get ahold of yourself. Hey, whoever put the tinfoil on these Hershey kisses gon get an ass whooper. That's a the same reason why I hate peeling these shrimp. Too much effort. Charles Barkley and the Chocolate Factory. It's the movie you crave. Hey, kid, careful. Don't get too close to the edge. Oh, my God. My child just fell on the chocolate river. What could be worse? I'll tell you what's worse. That ain't chocolate. Chocolate river, man. That's Wonka's deal. We just been having some plumbing problems. A great way to get your morning started. This is Bob and Tom Extra. Ah, if you've been been all with us all morning, we got to get some certificates or something. I got something here that'll pick you up. Yeah, Is that right? Yeah. This is kind of interesting. All right. I was mentioning how much I liked some of the commercials in the Super Bowl. I particularly enjoyed the one with Post Malone and Shane Gillis and Peyton Manning where they were shooting the beers out of the. Out of the beer cannon lawn blower. Yeah, they kind of looked like leaf blowers, but they. It was really funny. In any event, unrelated to that, but Post Malone has his own line of Oreo cookies. How about that? And we just got some of them. Are they tattooed? Let me just read about them. It says for a limited time, these special twist Oreos have a swirled cream filling which mixes salted caramel and shortbread flavor cream. Yeah, give me about eight of those sandwiched between a chocolate cookie and a golden cookie. These are good. They're engraved with nine designs inspired by Malone. Oh, so they're inspired by his tattoos? Because mine has like a sun or star. Yeah, I guess some of them have a guitar pick. Looks like a record on one. Yeah. Oh, that's what they. Oh, yeah, right. Oh, that's. Dunk them in Bud Light. A butterfly. I have. What. What is this butterfly. Has anybody tried. Has anybody eaten one yet? Yeah, we did. We are great. Yeah, you can. They have the. For the salted caramel. You can taste the crunch or the crunch of the salt. Oh, grain. Yeah, I've not tried mine yet, but they are very fragrant. They are very fragrant in a good way. Wow. Yeah. Okay, here we go. You're trying one. Tom has one in his mouth even though his mother didn't bake these Oreos. Right. He's trying them. They're great. Aren't they great? They're great too. Yeah. I love salted caramel. Oh, you know you've made the big time when you got your own Oreo. How did we get along without salted caramel and red velvet cake? I don't know, Chick. I'm with you. That's relatively recent, right? We didn't have it when we were kids, did we? No, no. I think this is the first partnership with someone specific. Yes, it seems like Oreo it is. Usually they do flavor infusions and different stuff like that, but the first time that a person has been featured on an Oreo package. I have a joke. No, you don't want to do that. Tom. I know what you're thinking. I think I've said it up here, so let's not. I have one too that involves girl Scout cookies. Oh, really? Well, well, well, well. I'm not gonna tell you this. I'm guessing this Drake is Drake gonna be the one chocolate vanilla thing. I think how many servers. It's a Drake cookie that tastes like a girl's. That's not who I was. Oh, my God. Okay. Hey, do you guys watch the Super Bowl? Yeah. I did not set ratings records. Well, here's what it sounded like in where I'm gonna be living any minute. I can tell you that this is the English call of Cooper de Jean, the. The defensive back for the Eagles. He picked off Patrick Mahomes and ran it back for a touchdown. Here's what it sounds like, homes to try and make some magic. A night where he's trying to establish his legacy steps. His foot Hasamaji P rushes out to the right hand side, has a man that filled the intersection at the 39 yard one, which only handle numbers 25, 20 Kubertin. Down to the 10, down to the 5. Touchdown Eagles. King goes all the way across the formation. He hit it all the way across the formation. He is your brain. Your brain just sees soccer when you hear a British guy calling it. Right? Yeah. Well, I am surprised that that British crowd reacted as strongly as they did. I didn't know American football is very popular. Yeah. You know the story of American football in England? No. They for a long time only got highlight shows of the NFL. And when they saw the first NFL game in person, no one, they're like, what the hell is this? Because all they did was put the highlight that all there was. They thought fastest moving, thought it was like, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown. That's it. 35, 17. But they didn't know about the timeout. Isn't that interesting now? Well, I try, people. No, that's right. I think it's fascinating. It was very cool. We were having a technical issue at the time you were speaking. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. But that did go over the air. Okay, okay. Yes. Okay. Okay. Ready to go? Yeah. Let's move forward. I think we need to ask this question. Am I being transcribed in Portuguese me about this? No, all's good. All's well. Okay. Am I in trouble? Does that complete our sports broadcast? Yes. Yes, it does. Do you want to hear another inside comedian joke? Oh, yeah. Yes, please. Now, Josh just told one, right? And I just wrote one. Thank you very much. You did have. You did have. It was like that. You had a much better punchline than we were talking about off the air. You liked the off the air one better? No, no, I liked yours. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah. And again, do you want to repeat for those? A couple comedians are sitting there and one's working in his notebook writing some things down. The other comedian says, hey, what are you. What are you working on? There he goes, I got. I have to do a eulogy for my. My father's funeral. The other comedian goes, who books that? It's a very inside. Yeah, yeah, okay. Very comedic. You got one, Tom. I got one, too. Oh, boy. Ladies and gentlemen, as I Look, it's Dr. Tom Whiskey. Because of the weakness of the forthcoming saga. Yes, yours truly, Dr. Tom Whiskey. Tommy Frontier. Dr. Morning, Doc. Frontier. I Knight, by the way. I do it, Dr. Doc. I do a proctology. Gynecology. You got an orifice? I'm. I'm going in. Docs, don't be rude. Please say good morning to Tom Well, I gotta say good morning to everybody. All right. Yeah, well, don't forget Tom. You can forget Tom sometimes, ace. My man. 50 grand. I mean, that's that chick McGee over there. That's me. Who's this little saucy vixen sitting next to you? This is the. She's a fresh faced member of Bob and Tom show. And your Tom is beating the life out of her. She's there. That's Jess Hooker. Hello, sweetie. Jesse, why don't you take off those glasses and shake your head? He's old. He's old school. Yeah, yeah, please. He's from another. I'm even surprised he said I to A. Oh, I'm very surprised he said I A. Yeah, there's a Mr. Patty G. He normally just says, morning, Smithy. And there's that. There's that lovely Christy Lee. Hey, Doc. How are you, Christy? Been a while. You look so sweet. You're married now. Yes, I got married on you. She had to. She got pregnant, though. Well, that's gonna be exciting. Yeah. Oh, boy. Will you name the little feller Tom if it's a boy? No. Well, have you said good morning to our host girl? Joshy? Oh, it's always a pleasure. You're. You're a standup comedian? Every now and again, yeah. I try. That's nice. Well, you should. Total comedian joke. Yeah. Morning time. A DACA or I tell you what. Absolute amazing. Are you familiar with the work of Shecky Whiskey? Frontier comedian? Love it. Yeah. Check. He was. He was. He was a funny guy, that. Check. So one day he's. He's heading home and he hasn't decided. This ambulance comes flying by him. Oh, my. I wonder what that's all about. And he and all said a bunch of cop cars come flying by him and a couple of flare trucks come flying by him. What's going on? He's getting toward his neighborhood and he sees the sirens and the smoke and he pulls up and he realizes, oh, my God, that's my house. Oh, no. And one of the firefighters comes and goes, you can't go in there, sir. Your agent was in the house having secret sex with your wife. And then you set the house on fire. Jackie Whiskey says, wow, that's the first time my agents ever come to my house. Thank you, Doc. That's Doc Whiskey's inside comedy joke. Pat, you have an inside comedy joke for us? Yeah. This comedian, he's done something bad. He's up for sentencing. He's stolen a lot of money. He's gonna go away For a while. And the comedian is standing there in front of the judge. The judge, he gives him 30 years. And the comedian goes, could you give me a light at 25 years? The. The light. Very funny. The light at 25. Very good. Very inside. Time now to switch gears. And we go from over there to over there. And over there happens to be the Silac Insurance news just with. Done. It's almost Thursday. Yes, we're done. The fast food chain Qdoba is entering the fashion game with trousers called chips Pants. Everybody, shut up. This sounds like something me and the dogs in a snowy afternoon would love. The pants feature clear plastic baggies full of chips all the way down both legs. Really? These custom pants come with built in compartments for Qdoba's signature crispy tortilla chips. A manager at Qdoba, Kelsey Kratz, says, at Qdoba, we're always looking for unexpected ways to connect with consumers and showcase our products in a fresh, fun and flavorful way. With chip pants, we're combining two passion points of the younger generation, food and fashion. All right, Qdoba is able to resonate with key younger audiences and make the brand more than just a place to eat, but part of the Gen Z and millennial lifestyle. Okay, relax a little bit. There we go. There's the. You can see it there. So it looks like they've stapled 15 baggies full of chips to the pants. Those are good chips. They are very good chips. While chip pants aren't available for Purch anytime soon, fashionistas and foodies can catch the design in action on Qdoba's social channels. Of course, that would be easy to make on your own. By the way, if you want the guac with them, it's an extra 200 bucks. They are. They are. They are. Can I get a bracelet with a ramekin so I can dip? Oh, there you go. If you don't like them, who cares? They're nacho pants. Nacho. Nacho pants. I'm gonna wear. No. I'm surprised the French designer hasn't done this with cigarettes. I'm surprised the British designer hasn't done this with bad tea. There we go. What else you got? They would do it with filet mignon. Boiled. Well, we poached the beef. We thought we could take all the flavor out of it. And we give it to the cat. Oh, the cat's eating it. We make these earrings out of old queso. It sits around for a couple of days and drill a hole. I'm saying The English don't cook. Well, one of them, the guac is free. There was an add on shared like Chipotle and not at Qdoba or vice versa. Do you guys remember which one it is? I don't remember. It's not Chipotle, but Chipotle. Okay, you know what? No, you were right. It's not Chipotle. Chipotle. Chipotle, Chipotle. That's the amusing man. Am I merely a classic? Am I in Chipotle? No, sir. So these are. I'm sorry, what are these? They're called queso. What are they called again? They're called chip pants. Chip pants. Okay. Chip in my pants. Oops, I chipped my pants. Chipped your pants. I can't believe. How would you like it? Well, they should do burrito panties. They're like two sizes too small. Oh, senor, senorita. I can see your burrito tacos right there. The burrito's more puffy, but a taco. Never mind. An Indiana woman facing charges for allegedly leading police on a chase. Indiana wants me, but I can't go back there. Stolen Krispy Kreme delivery truck. I get it. According to Fox59, Indianapolis police said Ms. Amber Fitzpatrick, 32, and Patrick Fitz, Amber, of Poland, took. I think that's Poland, Indiana. I would assume took the truck as a. Well, I don't know. Where did they pick her up? Is there a bowling alley nearby? Did I tell you that my best friend in life. Still my best friend. Although I never talked to him. You know, David, he. His brother, big brother, had him owned a Mr. Softy truck. And he, his brother, would dry rat. I love Mr. Soft. Wow. And David and I were like 10, 11 years old, and we'd got in the truck and just. Oh, that's great. Just like pouring beer, pouring ice cream. Oh, it was the best. Ms. Amber took the truck. I think I peaked that summer. I'm almost certain. Go ahead, Chris. Ms. Amber took the truck as the driver was making a delivery at a gas station on South Shelby street just after 12:30am Tuesday. Police said she sped off. The truck's rear doors swung open, just like with the Brinks truck. Instead of money falling out, there were donuts all over the street. This is better. The delivery driver was able to track the stolen truck with gps. So, officers, I feel bad for the cops. They have to show up and, you know, every a hole bystander. Hey, look, they're free donuts. The one of their ten cop cars here. Oh, boy. Sorry. What accent was that. That was a dumbass. Stand by. Officers with the Speedway Police Department were able to conduct a stop on Crawfordsville road. The stolen GM truck, valued at $50,000, was recovered. She was taken into custody, charged with felony auto theft and possession of paraphernalia. Wow. Was she just trying to get home? What, do they have a motive? That's all I got, buddy. Pat, you're doing something over there. You got a song about stealing a Krispy Kreme donut truck there. I'm. I'm sorry, Pat, is your guitar on and plugged in? Yes. Not plugged in. I can see the whole from here. Nope, it's plugged in. Oh, give me a strum on that thing. Pat it up a little bit. There you go. That's better, right? No, no, we're not getting it. No. A little bit. I got it all the way up. How about now? I think we all know the story though, right? Yeah, I think we do. I think the irony that Mr. Softy has it all the way up. That poor guy gets home from work all day and. Hey, Mr. Softy. Better. Yeah. You'll be okay. Ah, there's a chick who loves the glazed donuts Loves them so much she'd steal a Krispy Kreme truck Or maybe she's on crack as donuts fly out the back she'll be seeing a judge sometime tomorrow Stole a donut truck now she's really. Oh, there's powder on her face could be a donut. O. Cocaine. Yeah. I don't think the guitar is on. I love the. I love that song. Me too. I do, too. Johnny Rivers, secret agent Man. Oh, awful, awful person. I love Johnny. We have. My dad did too. I used to listen to those records when I was a kid. I have a double disc cd. Oh, really? That's right. Yeah. Are you familiar with that song? Yeah. Oh, you know Secret Agent Man. Yeah, I. I do. Do you know what's from James Bond? Seems appropriate. It was kind of. That was sort of the James Bond era. It's a take and it's a take on that. Burn. Yeah. What movie is it in? It's on a TV show. What was that from? Was this Secret Agent Man? Oh, I just thought it was a song. Stranger. Johnny Rivers did this on a few songs where it sounded like he was performing at a party. I'm a big fan of another. Good thing about Johnny Rivers is he has his guitar portion. Yeah, he won't live to see tomorrow. Here's the hook. Secret Agent Man. The guitar was plugged in. It's an issue over there. The battery is dead. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back. There's been so many times where I'm like, I apologize that I said that, but I wasn't meant for you to hear. Feel you there. How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own bracket iconic? All right, I'll take Dorinda. You take Sonia. Sonia is who I wish I could be. You and me both. I cannot be be someone in the program. 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