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Alfa Romeo is a registered trademark of FCA Group Marketing SpA. Used with permission. Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Ravioli talk plus the oldest mechanic and Ringo coming up in just a minute. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself and see if you're eligible to save money when you bundle your home and auto policies. The process only takes minutes and it could mean hundreds more in your pocket. Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you can save Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states. And now the Bob and Tom show presents yet another edition of why the Internet is much better than the radio. Today's episode, Flaming Flatulence. Okay, here's a bunch of guys at work, but they're not really working. Looks like they're all gathered around good old Lenny's computer again. You see, Lenny has high speed Internet at work so he can access the company email. That's a good one. You see, Lenny stumbled upon a great new video site. Let's listen in. Hey, you guys, you gotta see this. Check this out. What the hell's he doing? It looks like. I think he's gonna light a fart. He's gotta be drunk. There's no doubt. Oh, he's naked. Yes. Awesome. He doesn't have any hair left. Here are the same guys hearing the same gas blast, but radio. Oh well. What was that? I got a meeting. Yeah, I think there's some cake left in the break. Whose birthday is it? I don't know. I think it's some guy's last day. Well, there you go. That. The Internet's a lot better than the radio. Hell, that Internet's the best damn thing going, if you ask me, especially at work. You got to see this one. You asked for it, you got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. There's Christy Lee and Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. Hello. Pat Godwin. Hey. Chick McGee. This has been Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Thank you very much for joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We've been reviewing things about the forthcoming super bowl, including halftime shows. Be honest. You can't wait. Be honest. Sorry. I did see one of the commercials yesterday that's a knockoff on the movie When Harry Met Sally, and it features Harry and Sally. Yeah, that's. It's funny. It's well done, and I. It's a. A great play on a. One of the most famous jokes of that era. Christie will have a problem with it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why. It's for mayonnaise. It's for mayonnaise. Yeah, you're right. But it's eating mayonnaise sandwiches. Well, you'll see. I'm not above a mayonnaise. It's well done. I'm kind of surprised the director didn't mention to Mr. Crystal that his wig looked a little bit amateurish. It was supposed to be, you know, 35 years ago or whatever. No, I don't think that's the case. That was supposed to be. Now, he's great. He's got a gray wig. Yeah, they weren't trying to. Yeah, they weren't trying to make him look like the movie. The exact. It just. That's the look he has. I. I understand. I mean, Billy's great. I just. The wig is a little bit. You know what he will say? Billy Crystal would say. No one notices. I. It's okay. Have you seen the commercial? I'm watching it now. Okay. I'm watching it now. I am. You know we're on the air, right? Yeah, I know. Okay. Okay, good. Well, we'll get Back to Chick McGee. What have you got over there? In the world of golf, Scotty Scheffler looked every bit like the number one player in the world. He's back. He didn't make a hole in one during the AT&T. Pebble Beach Pro Am. Scheffler opened with a 67 in his first tournament of the year since. You remember how he was injured, right, Tom? He punctured his right hand over the Christmas holiday, making ravioli, man. Ah, Roy McElroy. And she got the hole in one, didn't he, Roy? Roy did, yeah. Oh, yeah. Rory. Roy's a very good golfer. He sure is. Yes, he is. Are you. Are you. I'm stuck on. Did he stab himself? He was making ravioli and he took a glass and he shoved it down to make. Oh. Oh. And the glass broke and jammed into. Went into his hand. And as you might imagine, Scott Scheffler's right hand. Pretty expensive. Yeah. Yeah, man. You can't swing a club with a hole in the hand. Oh, Jesus can't swing a club with a hole in your right hand. Even Jesus couldn't play golf. I thought I bulldozed it. Now I believe. I think it's post crucifix. You made sure we all heard. Is it Josh Die. That the only canned pasta that I think is really up to speed is the Chef Boyardee ravioli. Better than most restaurants I don't like. You guys are wrong, Ladies and gentlemen. I don't know if we can prevail upon him, but we happen to have the foremost authority on canned pastas and Italian meat dishes in cans in our studio. Ladies and gentlemen, Ace Cosby. They do make it solid. The ravioli. No. Also beefaroni, canned spaghetti. Their beefaroni and spaghetti has its place. Yeah, there's something, though. There's something about eating it right out of the can. I've never been that guy, but I know my brothers were really appealing to me. Is that. What about SpaghettiOs? Did you do pre game for that with. With the reefer, The. The dope, the marijuana you've never had? Jack Webb would like to know how you eat it. The M. The 13, you. Let me tell you something, hippie. No, I have. I have had the Chef Boyardee raviol. I very rarely eat that sort of thing, but it's very good. What about SpaghettiOs? Did you ever. I don't care for them. I make great spaghetti. I don't need. Don't you get up in the middle of the night just to get some peace and quiet and you go to the pantry and grab a can of SpaghettiOs and open it quietly. I'm not a midnight eater. I don't do that ever. I don't. What are your thoughts on now? When you're in a restaurant, you've famously said they never Give you enough. They know when you order ravioli at a restaurant, never enough. Well, it's always like three or. You want a ten count at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so. I'm sorry, this. What does this have to do with sports? I've lost my place. Johnny Scheffler. Okay. He's making ravioli. Glad to see he's at home though, doing fun stuff. Sorry that that happened. Making ravioli is probably fairly intensive. He just had a. Just had a baby. He and his wife have been sexing. You know, that's how babies are made. The devil's business. Oh boy. He can play insider. So she does. He colored the 19th hole. Move on. He treated her like ravioli, didn't he? Never give you enough ravioli stuff to pull his meat hole in one. Unbelievable. The chairman of the NHL. The chairman of the NHL's Nashville Predators, they call them the Preds, and his wife want to bring the WNBA to Nashville. And they've teamed up with a star filled investor group including NBA great Candace Parker, Pro Football hall of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning, and entertainers Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. I think Nashville would prefer an NFL team. Thank you very much. Thank you. See, they have the Titans, but they're not very good. They have the first pick in the draft. The group led by Bill Haslam, who's a former Tennessee governor, submitted their bid to the WNBA yesterday for a franchise that would start playing in 2028. And they want to name it the Tennessee Summit after great women's basketball coach. No, that's a great idea. That's a great idea. That's a damn great idea. All right. It's a darn great idea. Stupid world. Why the heck fire not? I say. That's right. Jesus tried to play golf again after and really, really wants to upset you. He said hand me the ball and went right through. Witless and yet. And yet insulting. A non generian from Italy has been named the world's oldest car mechanic. Male, I affect your issue. 97 year old Fabio Sabioni. All right. First earned the record in 2022. I've owned a couple of Italian cars. I bet this guy's very busy, but I assure you your air filter. He has since renewed his title hailing from Arezzo, which means really fast car in Italian. Who knew what an Aussie, what an Arezzo you have. That's a distort. That's near Tuscany, Christy. By the way, there's nothing available in Tuscany. Mr. Sabioni fixes broken down cars and inspects truck engines at his workshop, it's called the auto Garage. Fabio Sabioni. Fabio tells us that he stumbled. Tells us, Is that right? Tom talked to him. Did you call him and talk to him? Just get through the story. He stumbled into his career. He came to Arezzo seeking a job back in 1946 at the age I was a young. I work on horses. 19. You have to keep him running back. When the Italian company was struggling and experiencing high rates of unemployment and was a working whorehouse. Yes. Having barely recovered from the impacts of WW2. That's where I learned how to do lube jobs. How old is he? Well, you know, I got a change of the oil on a Panzer tank. I think we picked up the wrong side. You know, you work with a Hitler, the economy gets a kind of crappy. What do you think, 97? He also provides roadside road aside assistance. I could have fixed the Tesla. You know. Why? I knew Nikolai myself. I see. I know Mr. Tesla. I'll only retire if I absolutely have to. I'm going to keep working as long as I can. Good for this guy. For him, yeah. What a sad, sad man. I don't want to work, but I have food to make ends meet. I probably met this guy. I owned. I owned. I owned a Fiat Sports Spider. That's been some. What does Fiat stand for at the time? Fix it again, Tony. No, I love my Fiat. And I loved Alfred. Ever driven an Alfa Romeo? Oh, nice Spitfire. That's English. Yeah, that's not car. It still is a crappy car. I never know Alliance Pu. Oh, I. I know. Yeah. Hang on a second. Romero. You. You put the bumper over the mustache. You in a. In a Triumph Spitfire? Yeah, I paid 500 bucks for it. That would had to be sexy. Pat Godwin. It was not sexy. Had duct tape on the headlights. It was horrible when I was a kid. Did the chick stick it? No, I always wanted an MG Midget. The ones with the metal bumper. I found out the metal bumpers are sought after. So the rubber bumpers, the big black rubber baby buggy bumpers are no good. Didn't you want an A certain car that you always wanted? I had. I got it as a Fiat. I paid the Fiat 2000 bucks for a Fiat Sports Spider. Great. Really fun car. You got your dream car and how old were you? Well, I paid for it myself, Mr. Silver Spoon. No, no, I. Did your dad go? Yeah, you paid for it yourself. And your dad went, Here's $2,000, buddy. My father never gave me a. Never bought me a car, never Tom had my dream car when he came here. The Datsun 280Z. No, I had a 280. My brother had the first year 240Z when they. When before Nissan changed it. Dots. I always wanted that Opal. That looked like a Opal GT Opal gt. I just thought that was a cool collect those. Yeah, the. They had the dots. They have the headlights. They're folded into the. I don't know. They look kind of like a little Corvette. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Datsun 280Z. Great car. Great car. And I wish I had a rest issue, but they're great. Why did they keep increasing the number? They should have never done that. It should have always been the 280Z. I agree, Chick. 300. 310. 300 what? Episode of the podcast. I've enjoyed your podcast because you don't like cars. I just want. I just can't. I think the young. The young Pat Godwin, full head of hair, svelte, driving an MG Midget or trying to Spitfire. I'm glad you're talking about our podcast. We'll be right back after this. From Lily Dolpher. A Candy. Candy Dolph. Candy Dolpher. This is called Lily was here. She's a female saxophone player. She's a modern day Al Hurt. That's. This is a song that Josh wanted, right? This is good. Remember this one? What's this from? Dave Stewart helped her out from Eurythmics. Like 1989. Sounds live. Nice. Yeah, this does sound like a weird. There's a doing interesting warehouse. Is this just. This is just an instrumental. Yeah, yeah. It's good, right? I don't know if this was the hit or not. I don't know. I don't think it was. Oh, the art fill in producer found some crap version. Who knows? Okay, could we move on? The guy simply shouldn't be okay. He's always coming in here and he's a big man. Let's move forward here. Is that beat your head in. Is that sports? And that's sports. Okay, thank you very much. Let's no be ready for the Super Bowl. 59 Chiefs win by seven. Have you made your Senior Bowl? Senior bowl pick? Thanks, Ace. Is there a Senior Bowl? Yeah, tomorrow afternoon. Yeah, there is. All the teams and all the general managers and every are in Mobile, Alabama. Do they get paid? The players? Well, they. It used to be a big damn deal because they would get paid, but now they're all getting paid while they're in college. Is it a flag football Game or. No, it's a real. It's an honest. It's a real football game. Is it worth. I mean, if you're one of those guys, is it worth taking the risk of getting injured? No. You've got a potential NFL career ahead of you. Is that a big deal the past few years? Well, it would just. It wouldn't make. If I were. I would never do that. What's that kid's name from Georgia, the quarterback? Stetson something? Hat. Beck. What's his name? I forget. Anyway, he transferred to Miami and he's going to make like 3 million a year. Wow. And he, he forego. Four went. What is it for goad. He didn't. He five go. He said no thanks to the NFL draft. He's going to wait and make more money in the NFL in college with the nil, you mean. Yeah, that makes sense. He's going to make more money in college than the NFL. What did I say? Okay. All right. Well, we now turn to Christy Lee. You can see her over there. Ringo Starr is in the news again. Yes. Ringo has a new country album out there. Oh. You know how we know it's a country album? He's wearing a cowboy hat on the COVID How can you not like Ringo? I find it incredibly easy. Oh, he says he's never eaten pizza. There's another reason not to like him. What is he, a commie? What the hell? On Tuesday, the Beatles drummer who's 84, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and dropped the shocking revelation that he's never had a slice of pizza. Wow. Asked if it was true, he said he'd never eaten pizza. Star replied, I've never had a pizza. Members of the audience gasped. Kimmel joked in response, quote, I used to thank you or think you rather had the greatest life. Now I realize mine is better. I'm glad you hear Jimmy's joking again. As best he can. Here we go. You didn't see the monologue. I think Ringo looks cool. And he. I tell you this, he doesn't look 84. No, he looks younger than I do. He looks great. He looks every bit 84. What? Ringo is just nothing but positivities. I will peace and love. I don't know about this. I swear to. I was backstage with the Ringo All Star Review 1 One evening and they had. I'm sure they had pizza backstage. He says his stain goes hand in hand with his long form vegetarianism. All right. But is made all the more surprising given that he once did sponsorship for Pizza Hut. A great commercial. Do you remember this one 1995 ad campaign? Nope. Star promoted Pizza Hut's newly introduced stuffed crust, which we were talking about earlier as part of a 30 second commercial which saw him teasing a reunion. I'd like some cheese. All on the crust with some cheese. It's a cheesy, cheesy party. The ads punch. Let's eat it. Let her get it out. There's actually some interesting things. I bet. It's all right. Tom doesn't want us here. Yeah. Let any of the setup get up. Okay, now. Okay, here. The setup for a joke you have that we didn't even know you had. No, I don't have a joke about it. The commercials. Oh, no. Here's the big payoff. Go ahead, Christy. The ads punchline sees Star joined by members of the Monkeys instead of the Beatles. Wrong, lads. He quips, with all four musicians appearing to bite a piece of pizza crust first. No Mike Nesmith in that commercial. I stand corrected. Totally worth it. I think it's really funny. You think it's going to be the Beatles and it's the Monkeys? Was it all four of them? No, Mike Nesmith was not there. Of course, Mike didn't need the money then Peter and Davey, they were. They're on hard times. Mike's mom invented liquid paper. Say that. Oh, boy. People love it when I make fun of your facts. Facts? It's the only reason I'm doing it. Yeah. Do you know I love you? Like you know? Okay. Do you remember the commercial for Diana Ross when she did the pizza commercial? No. She had 19 pizza dresses. I know. What? Wait. What is it? I know. It's coming. Oh, it's coming. Supreme Pizza. Something. You know where. You know where Eric Clapton gets his pizza? You gotta figure this one. I don't. I don't know. Oh, come on. I don't know. Derek and the. Oh, don't. Very good. Oh, God. Ringo. I'd say try some pizza. Have a piece and love. Oh, no. He's very good. I like that boy. That stunk on ice. And he loves it. And sadly, Mackenzie Phillips only ate Papa John. We'll have to come back. You missed my incest. Too many good incest. You want to hear about Jesus? That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. 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