B&T Extra: Restaurant workers, Bosco, & a Robot kicks a Kid

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: Restaurant workers, Bosco, & a Robot kicks a Kid
Date: July 2, 2026
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold
Special Guest: Ron White

Episode Overview

This Bob & Tom Extra episode delivers the show’s signature mix of quick-fire comedy, anecdotes, and irreverent commentary. This installment features stories about restaurant staff oddities, the nostalgia and trivia around Bosco chocolate syrup, a robot’s unfortunate mishap with a child, and a run-through of quirky news items—from world records to improbable golf feats. Comedian Ron White drops by for a highlight-reel storytelling session.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Ron White's Bar Stories and "Tater Salad" Origin

• [01:01-05:04]
  • Ron White shares his infamous story of being tossed out of a New York City bar by six bouncers—delivering punchlines in his signature dry style.
  • The bouncers' reason? A "hat policy" designed to keep gay people out, prompting Ron's classic Texas comeback.
  • After forgetting and putting his hat back on, Ron is forcibly ejected, breaking a chair in the process. The police arrive, leading to his classic line:
    • Quote - Ron White [02:14]:
      “I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public. I don’t want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal.”
  • This launches into the legendary "Tater Salad" anecdote, tracing the nickname's origin to a run-in with law enforcement in his Texas hometown at 17.
    • Quote - Ron White [04:17]:
      “The arresting officer, who I had literally known all my life…asks me if I have any aliases, and I was just being a jerk and said, ‘yeah, they call me Tater Salad.’”
  • Many laughs as the story comes full circle years later with a New York cop recognizing him as "Ron Tater Salad".

2. Restaurant Worker Attire & Customer Interactions

• [05:13-06:09]
  • The hosts discuss their restaurant pet peeves—especially when it's hard to tell who works there.
  • Tom shares an anecdote about being mistaken for a Home Depot employee while shopping.
    • Quote - Tom Griswold [05:39]:
      “That’s why I never wear a red polo shirt and khakis to Target. Because then people…think you work there.”
  • The crew riff on clothing confusion and unexpected customer service moments.

3. Bosco: Nostalgia, Trivia & The Psycho Connection

• [06:09-11:01]
  • Conversation turns to Bosco, a chocolate syrup drink mix. The panel reminisces about regional differences—Bosco vs. Nestlé Quick.
  • Tom reveals trivia: Bosco syrup was used as fake blood in Hitchcock’s “Psycho”:
    • Quote - Tom Griswold [09:08]:
      “Bosco was famously used as the fake blood in the shower scene in the movie Psycho.”
  • Debates ensue over syrup vs. powder drinks and abnormally sugar-intensive recipes.
    • Quote - Tom Griswold [10:04]:
      “Maybe it was just me…” (about adding even more sugar to Nestlé Quick)
  • Kristi circles back to classic TV, noting Seinfeld’s reference to Bosco as George Costanza’s ATM pin code.

4. Robot Accidentally Kicks Child During Performance

• [07:00-07:43]
  • Kristi reports on a mishap at a Chinese botanical garden, where a dancing humanoid robot accidentally kicks a child.
    • Quote - Kristi Lee [07:17]:
      “Boom. And the kid goes down.”
  • The hosts joke about the dangers of robots, with Chick McGee suggesting,
    • Quote - Chick McGee [07:39]:
      “Immediately dismantled.”
  • Amusement over the robot’s “blue fright wig” for added effect.

5. Quirky News: Golf, Blanket Forts & Pillow Fights

• [11:11-19:09]
  • Back-to-back holes-in-one: Two British golfers each score an ace on the same hole, odds estimated at 1 in 156 million.
    • Quote - Kristi Lee [13:19]:
      “The chances…are around 1 in 156 million.”
    • Tom quips about whether this makes them “Eskimo brothers,” leading to a comical sidebar on terminology.
  • World’s Largest Blanket Fort: Clark County, Nevada sets the record with a fort over 14,000 square feet, but the hosts are unimpressed by its tent-like construction.
    • Quote - Chick McGee [17:08]:
      “This is not a blanket fort. I’m sorry.”
  • Pillow fights as foreplay: Tom suggests pillow fights could spice up marriages; prompts both skepticism and laughter.
    • Quote - Tom Griswold [17:28]:
      “Walk up to your husband and just…do a haymaker to the face with a pillow. You’ll thank me later.”
    • Kristi and the others poke fun at the “hidden meaning” behind Tom’s advice.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ron White [02:14]:
  “I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public. I don't want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal.”
• Tom Griswold [09:08]:
  “Bosco was famously used as the fake blood in the shower scene in the movie Psycho.”
• Kristi Lee [07:17]:
  “Boom. And the kid goes down.” (on the robot-kicking-kid video)
• Chick McGee [07:39]:
  “Immediately dismantled.” (about the rogue robot)
• Tom Griswold [17:28]:
  “Walk up to your husband and just…do a haymaker to the face with a pillow. You’ll thank me later.”
• Chick McGee [17:08]:
  “This is not a blanket fort. I’m sorry.” (on the world record tent)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:01–05:04 — Ron White’s bar story & “Tater Salad”
• 05:13–06:09 — Restaurant staff attire & mistaken identity
• 06:09–11:01 — Bosco nostalgia, Seinfeld reference, and “Psycho” trivia
• 07:00–07:43 — Robot kicks child incident and panel’s reactions
• 11:11–13:40 — Golf “holes-in-one” feat and side comments
• 14:26–17:08 — World’s largest blanket fort—debate over what counts
• 17:09–19:09 — Pillow fight foreplay banter; family pillow fight stories

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Tone and Style

The show maintains its trademark mix of sardonic wit, friendly ribbing, and laugh-out-loud storytelling. The episode flows easily between personal anecdotes, trivia, and offbeat news—with plenty of comedic interplay and asides that draw in longtime listeners and newcomers alike.

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For Listeners:

This episode is packed with classic Bob & Tom chemistry and off-script hilarity, anchored by Ron White’s “Tater Salad” masterpiece, chocolate syrup nostalgia, paranoid robots, and an ongoing mission to debate (and destroy) blanket fort records everywhere. Whether you’re here for the stories, the trivia, or just to catch up on what you missed in the headlines, this episode keeps the laughs—and a little bit of learning—rolling from start to finish.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On today's big show, restaurant workers bosco drink and a robot kicks a kid. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Jim Rome]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Jim Rome]

You've been warned.

[Bob Kevoian]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

White is our guest. Do you have any drinking stories? None that he can remember.

[Ron White]

You know what? I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. You want me to tell the story?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to hear it now.

[Ron White]

When I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean somebody asked me to leave and we walked to the door together and I said, bye, everybody. Six bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub like I was a frisbee. The big old bouncers that go home every night watch Roadhouse and fondle themselves. You know, Patrick Swayze's hitting the another guy. I love Roadhouse for wearing a hat. I walk into a bar with a hat on. This guy, real pissy, goes trick off the hat. And I'm like, what's the deal? He goes, I tell you what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats. We're trying to keep them out of a club. I was like, oh, really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like yours. And he got all pissed, but he walked away. And I took the hat off. And like an hour later, I'd been drinking and I forgot. You ever forget happened to me? I put the hat back on. The guy comes over to me. Now I'm between 6:1 and 6:6, depending on which convenience store I'm leaving.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure.

[Ron White]

I weigh 240 pounds. The guy comes over to me, poking me in the shoulder with two fingers and goes, you're out of here. And I was like, I don't think so, Scooter. And I was wrong. They hur out of the box. And then they squared off with me in the parking lot. And I backed down from the fight because I don't Know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass? But I knew how many they were going to use. Handy little piece of information to have right there. It was overkill. This is a philosophical day we're learning about. They called the police because we broke a chair on the way out the door, and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it because we broke it over my thigh. The cop showed up, and at that point, I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. Cop says, Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk in public. I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public. I don't want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal. Arrest them. Well, he didn't arrest them. They call in for my arrest record. There's some good news. Satellites are linking up in outer space. Computer banks at NASA are kicking on. There's a telegraph in Fritch, Texas, going, This part takes a while. Shorthand. Now, I told you that story to tell you this story. When I was 17 years old, I was arrested for being drunk in public.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ron White]

Seemed to be a pattern. If you knew Morse code, you would already know that.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Ron White]

All right, we get it. It was already and one dwi, which was a bogus charge because it turns out they were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk. And that's profiling.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is.

[Ron White]

I think it's profiling. And. But anyway, the drunken public charge in Fritz, Texas, the arresting officer, who I had literally known all my life, you know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 400 people. We've met. He takes me to jail, and when we get there, he asked me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a jerk and said, yeah. They call me Tater Salad. Seventeen years later in New York City, I'm handcuffed on a bench with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, are you Ron Tater salad?

[Kristi Lee]

Why?

[Ron White]

You caught me.

[Josh Arnold]

You got me.

[Ron White]

You caught the tater.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now some more Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You want it, you need it, you can't live without it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you, Christy. I. This. I like to go to a restaurant, know who's working there. Yeah, I don't want them sitting down next to me wearing pair of shorts.

[Ron White]

Eh?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have your waiter sit down next to you a lot?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, you've been to those places.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't tell who works there and who.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, you. You invite that sort sort of thing, though. You yak and you're running your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm interested in them as people, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I never wear a red polo shirt and khakis to Target. Because then people, they get work there.

[Tom Griswold]

I've. I've been approached a couple times at Home Depot wearing a khaki shirt.

[Kristi Lee]

And you don't tell.

[Josh Arnold]

You should get one of those.

[Kristi Lee]

You don't tell them any. You should get an orange vest.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you. A couple years ago, I helped some lady buy Christmas lights. I spent 45 minutes with her.

[Josh Arnold]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, glad I worked.

[Kristi Lee]

There you are.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a sweet old lady. Getting my big Christmas lights fan. I was here.

[Kristi Lee]

No, ma', am. We don't have Tom Griswold working here. Boys, take her away now.

[Tom Griswold]

So these are the. The holy sisters of Bosco. I have the Bosco commercial for you. Would you like to hear it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can't wait. I can't hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Excuse me. We'll start it over. Sorry, was that too loud?

[Kristi Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Together with the twist.

[Kristi Lee]

Osco Nova Pu.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a chocolate drink. I. I was that regional, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't think you must have been the most western of it.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't remember. Bosco is always Nestle quick.

[Chick McGee]

I had to look it up when I saw it referenced on a Seinfeld episode once.

[Kristi Lee]

Absolutely. This video is for Josh and Josh alone. Back earlier in the week at the Urum Key Botanical Garden in Xinjiang. Walla Wallab Walla. Bing Bing Bang, China. A robot was performing on Children's Day and accidentally kicks a kid in the stomach.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Kristi Lee]

There he is wearing a blue wig now. Hang in there. Y.

[Josh Arnold]

Boom.

[Kristi Lee]

And the kid goes down.

[Bob Kevoian]

This.

[Chick McGee]

These things have to be stopped.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a roundhouse kick.

[Ron White]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. It's a. But it's a dancing humanoid robot. And the dancing is going great.

[Ron White]

Whoa.

[Kristi Lee]

I gotta back off.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I messed up.

[Chick McGee]

Immediately dismantled.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, me. You should be me bad.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The blue fright wig is disturbing.

[Kristi Lee]

Somebody thought that would. That'll make it more human. What are you gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

The robot found a box of wigs. Hey, this will be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Bosco was a very popular chocolate syrup and chocolate milk drink mix.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Through the 1960s.

[Josh Arnold]

You can still buy it. I found it on Amazon. They still make it.

[Chick McGee]

I just Remember the commercial riddled with silverfish?

[Tom Griswold]

It was introduced. It was introduced in Camden, New Jersey, in 19 and became famous through radio and television ads aimed at children. And here's something that. Josh, this is going to make this whole thing worth it for you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm skeptical.

[Josh Arnold]

As you should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. If I'm right, I want you to stand up and come over here and

[Chick McGee]

shake my hand like you would. Let me shake your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. I tried to have him touch my cold hand yesterday. I was cold and he. He was like.

[Chick McGee]

He recoiled physically.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, he. Physically and internally recorded as a movie buff. Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say if you had. If you went to the. The average movie buff and said, what are the 10 most famous scenes in the history of cinema? This is one of them. It's the shower scene from the movie Psycho. And this says Bosco was famously used as the fake blood in the shower scene in the movie Psycho.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I knew it was chocolate syrup. I didn't know it was because it

[Tom Griswold]

looked convincing as a black and white film.

[Kristi Lee]

I have never gotten an effective mix with syrup as opposed to powder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm. I completely am the opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with Chick. I think it's because we were. Well, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Syrup always was better for clumpy. No, it doesn't not know. I guess I just did it right.

[Tom Griswold]

The syrup was better if you were making chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

Is your implication we were doing it wrong?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I know you two, and I guarantee this is what happened.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't. You did. There wasn't enough patience involved in you

[Kristi Lee]

probably being a fat kid. I was like, give me that chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

And I was so fat that I needed it. Perfect.

[Kristi Lee]

Did you ever mess with it?

[Josh Arnold]

I was a fat kid, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever take Nestle's Quick?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You put it in a glass of milk.

[Kristi Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you add two teaspoons of sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it was just me.

[Kristi Lee]

I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

How you have both your feet still is.

[Kristi Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing, isn't it?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm sad that I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My intake of sugar and salt was just amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day, you know, there's

[Kristi Lee]

a school of thought. You should stay away from all white powder cocaine. This story is just for time.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, one more thing to. To underscore what you said earlier. George Costanza's ATM pin on Seinfeld was Bosco.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And as Christy pointed out, Kramer figured it out. It's still sold through Bosco World.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Wow. So I'd like a Bosco T shirt. That'd be fun, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of cute.

[Kristi Lee]

Long sleeve, please.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very colorful. Each letter is a different color. It's a very nice.

[Kristi Lee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're boycotting short sleeves all together.

[Kristi Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

If I can help it. As a matter of fact, I will wear a short sleeve with a long sleeve under it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's pretty hip.

[Kristi Lee]

It's just my affectation. What? What? What are you doing here? Tom? What's the problem?

[Chick McGee]

What is he suggesting?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just preparing. You know, watch a World cup game after three hours. One zip.

[Kristi Lee]

But that gives us an opportunity to play all the World cup intros that we have. And then we have.

[Tom Griswold]

I like this one. Could you play them at volume? What are you playing those through?

[Chick McGee]

The way you two have your system set up, it's not good for any other of your co workers or listeners. No, I have to have these special headphones and I have to have this volume control at this maximum level. And who cares if the people on the radio listening can actually enjoy it or not? It's all for me

[Bob Kevoian]

now.

[Chick McGee]

This one's too.

[Josh Arnold]

Are always too loud because he can't hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, this is. This is on Eddie, not me.

[Josh Arnold]

No

[Kristi Lee]

Eddie.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I didn't consider that.

[Kristi Lee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you have a slider you can.

[Kristi Lee]

Josh is going Monday to get a. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Colon.

[Kristi Lee]

You should have a CAT scan while you're there.

[Jim Rome]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't like that one at all.

[Kristi Lee]

No, hated it. A pair of British golfers have landed back to back holes in one on the same hole.

[Chick McGee]

All right. If it was.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, two guys are playing.

[Chick McGee]

In other words,

[Kristi Lee]

explain it.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know what that meant.

[Tom Griswold]

So It's a par three. Guy number one gets up, gets a hole in one. Guy number two gets up, gets a hole in 1.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Wake me when this happens on a par six.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

David Lewis.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Oh, that's an interesting hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

David Lewis, 64 and Rob Davis 67. I don't know what their ages have to do with anything. Both sank their shots on the 107 yard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God. That's a chip shot.

[Kristi Lee]

Teeth hole.

[Christopher]

And still.

[Kristi Lee]

Royal Liverpool Golf Club. That's like a putt putt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What wedges did they use?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Jim Rome]

So what?

[Tom Griswold]

It's still. You got to get it in the hole.

[Kristi Lee]

The chances. Are you ready? The chances of two amateur golfers achieving back to back holes in one on the same hole are around 1 in 156 million. Now that's like you have 156 million chances and it could only happen one time.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this is kind of cool. I mean, does this make them Eskimo brothers?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Two balls, same hole.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when you put it that way, maybe that's four balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ask them what brothers are Christy.

[Chick McGee]

No, ask Willie and Sam.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but they're already brothers, so that doesn't count.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it still counts.

[Kristi Lee]

I think it's worked out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm teasing. I have no idea if they. It's when two guys sleep with the same girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not necessarily at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right. They just have that in common. Okay, so Baskimo sisters could happen too.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you and your friends have some sort of.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Down the line.

[Kristi Lee]

Everybody got that? Clark County, Nevada has broken the Guinness world record. Oh, you're not. You're not going to be upset at anything after this. Clark County, Nevada has broken the Guinness world record for the largest blanket fort.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Blanket fort?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'm immediately on board.

[Josh Arnold]

So I. I love a blanket fort.

[Chick McGee]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

My 10 year old just made one the other night and it involved all the cushions on the cushions from the couch.

[Kristi Lee]

Nowhere near the record. Officials announced they achieved the record with a blanket fort measuring 14,103 square feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about that.

[Kristi Lee]

Think about that. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a house.

[Chick McGee]

Would you make them, Chick?

[Kristi Lee]

14,000 square feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Square feet is bigger than my house.

[Kristi Lee]

There's three houses.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that. That really tells you something, doesn't it? Well, that's half a house.

[Tom Griswold]

Get up early, work hard, maybe someday bother some people.

[Kristi Lee]

Constructed at the Desert Breeze Community Center. What do we know about the Desert Breeze Community Center?

[Ron White]

At least it's a dry heat, I think, right?

[Kristi Lee]

They take. There's a bus that leaves for the casino three times a day.

[Tom Griswold]

You can imagine what they used for structural integrity, I'm assuming.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it should be like any other couch fort. It should be. Or a blanket fort. It should be chairs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Or couch cushions.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking the effluent of teenage boys.

[Chick McGee]

It could be what you coat the blankets and.

[Kristi Lee]

What are you saying? Who are you getting us in trouble with now? Thank God you got up early and worked hard. It was constructed with hundreds of sheets, binder clips, tent structures, ropes, pipe and other materials.

[Chick McGee]

None of that counts for a bank of blanket fort.

[Kristi Lee]

It was a fully enclosed blanket for there it Is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's boring.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like a big tent.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can see those tents. It looks like outside any Californian city

[Tom Griswold]

or a clan rally.

[Chick McGee]

In fact, I saw one of those in Bloomington, Indiana, not too long ago.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. You're right. I hadn't seen a photograph. That's really boring.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, this is like the. When the car dealers get together, the 10 is up. Come on out, make your deal. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

That is boring.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was blankets and pillows and.

[Chick McGee]

Right. No, this is not. These are essentially tents. They just used sheets instead of real stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

And obviously it's being supported. They must have the. Like, tent poles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what he said. Pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is not a blanket fort. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Guinness. No, you're wrong.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even. Not even worthy of having a pillow fight to celebrate.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time you had a

[Kristi Lee]

good pillow fight, Christy, and just your panties?

[Josh Arnold]

College. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a thing for you this weekend.

[Kristi Lee]

I know it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

College is a good answer.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to. When he's not expecting it, walk up to your husband and just. Just do a haymaker to the face with a pillow. You'll thank me later.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you try that at home. See what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to throw with them. I'm just saying it'll. It might lead to something.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But in fairness.

[Kristi Lee]

Is that what you want?

[Chick McGee]

Do you think it would lead to something if you got home and your wife hit you in the face with a pillow, like a haymaker, as you put it? Would you then go, may I now take you to the bed?

[Kristi Lee]

Let's go do it?

[Tom Griswold]

That might be great. Now, if I did it to her, I'd be looking for an apartment this afternoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But you think that would.

[Tom Griswold]

I also scope out one near the house.

[Josh Arnold]

You think that's considered foreplay?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

Okay. That. People listening. That was way too real. He means this.

[Chick McGee]

That's really interesting.

[Kristi Lee]

If you really does.

[Tom Griswold]

If you hit Andy, if you hit him in any way, he's brushing his teeth, he puts the toothbrush down, you whack him with a pillow, you might as well. That is absolute invitation for real mayhem of all sorts, primarily ending in a coitus and a. You know, the old. In, out.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Young men out there listening. If some. If you are brushing your teeth and a woman hits you with a pillow, that is not necessarily an invite to sex.

[Tom Griswold]

I expect to get. I expect to get letters by Monday.

[Kristi Lee]

Could be abuse.

[Josh Arnold]

Or. Or she's really mad at you or something

[Tom Griswold]

now.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I've ever hit anybody with a pillow. Well, I mean, I don't.

[Kristi Lee]

Have you ever hit anybody with a pillow?

[Chick McGee]

Of course pillow fights were fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I have brothers and a sister. Are you kidding?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, what am I saying? Of course you guys had naked pillow fights when you were.

[Tom Griswold]

You betcha. Oh. Then eventually their feathers flying and the pillowcases are off.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. We never got to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have feather pillows?

[Chick McGee]

I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say those chunks of foam. We're coming off of my pillow, but we also would.

[Kristi Lee]

He doesn't say that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean, that's. Yeah. No at all. My pillow. He very clearly pillow. That's part of the accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he learn to pronounce that in prison? We're gonna come right back.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, Russell Wilson.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody has a pass. Tom.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Ron White]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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