B&T Extra: Romance, Relationship Milestones, & First Kiss

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

B&T Extra: Romance, Relationship Milestones, & First Kiss

Date: March 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of the Bob & Tom Show “Extra” is a lively blend of everyday adventures, comedic observations, and listener stories, orbiting loosely around relationships, romance, and the nostalgia of early milestones like first kisses. The cast interweaves anecdotes about self-checkouts, food quirks, sports technology, and pop culture, all delivered in the show’s signature irreverent, conversational style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Quirky Listener Stories & Everyday Oddities

• Self-Checkout Ghost Towns:
  • Bob Kevoian recalls a surreal, empty CVS trip, sparking listener Sherry to share her own slightly creepy experience at a deserted CVS (“the longer I was reading the labels, looking for certain meds, the creepier and creepier it became” [05:03]).
  • They riff on the trend of unmanned stores and self-checkout pitfalls.
• Creative Theft and Taco Seasoning Scams:
  • Josh Arnold reads a news story about a Florida man stealing $40,000 in trading cards by scanning cheap taco seasoning at self-checkouts, using the weight of packets to fool the system ([06:00]).
  • The cast dissects retail theft tactics and the trade-off between loss prevention and labor costs.
  • Memorable Quote:
    "This is the script for Ocean’s 12. … Christy, you nailed it. That’s how, now I get it." — Bob Kevoian [08:00]

2. “Thomisms” and Visual Lapses

• Tom Griswold’s history of mixing up words becomes a running gag; a listener contributes a photograph of cucumbers labeled “salad cookies” at a grocery store ([09:56]).
• The gang expresses mock outrage and amusement at the attempted trickery of labeling.
  • Quote:
    "There isn’t a kid out there that’s gonna walk up to that, see the sign that says salad cookies and not look up and go, this is a scam.” — Bob [10:09]

3. Sports Technology & Obsessive Curiosity

• Tom reignites his fascination with the idea of putting a camera inside a football, leading to a discussion about camera-in-a-puck technology in hockey broadcasts ([11:18]).
• The team discusses technological challenges — gyroscopes, video stabilization, and dizzying results.
  • Quote:
    “So this is like the thing in Indiana Jones…he pulls them out…isn’t that when the—?” — Bob [08:11]
  • They link the tech tangent to cable TV nostalgia: the old “scrambled” adult channels and how it trained a generation’s patience ([13:23]).

4. Animal Riffs & Tangents

• The team marvels at a viral video of a great white shark in a marina, sharing both awe and comedic concern:
  • “It’s hard to chill on the dock when that thing’s going by.” — Chick [14:23]
  • “You accidentally fall in, I mean, chances are you accidentally fall in, it swims off.” — Chick [14:57]
• Jokes about petting dangerous animals and personal idiocy in risky situations ensue ([15:16]).

5. Nostalgia, Language, and Family

• Listener Dave from Warren, Ohio, shares how his wife once called an hourglass a "sand globe" ([15:49]).
  • The cast riffs on possible alternatives (giant hourglasses, ashes as game timers), blending morbid jokes with sweet family moments:
    • “You want to play Mom’s dead again?” — Chick [17:01]
• The show discusses vintage game show figures and early TV oddities, including Orson Bean, chimpanzee acts, and the fading era of anything-goes television ([17:32]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the Taco Seasoning Card Heist:
  “That’s interesting because Target usually does have a person right there.” — Josh Arnold [06:56]

• On Mislabelled Cucumbers:
  “Salad cookies.” — Tom Griswold [10:08]
  “How dare you call that…” — Bob Kevoian [10:16]

• On Camera-in-a-Football Tech Fantasies:
  “Can you imagine if it was in a football and you see the football going up…as it’s approaching the receiver? Be amazing.” — Bob [12:43]
  “I don’t think that would enhance my enjoyment.” — Tom Griswold [12:57]

• On Adolescent TV Habits:
  “Every once in a while, you get like a freeze frame of a boob.” — Bob Kevoian [13:35]
  “Bonerville.” — Tom Griswold [13:49]

• On the Great White Shark:
  “It looks massive…” — Chick McGee [14:19]
  “Go ahead and come up the ladder real quick.” — Chick [14:32]

• On Hourglasses in Games:
  “Could you get your ashes in an hourglass for your family to play, like, games with?” — Oscar [16:34]
  “You want to play Mom’s dead again?” — Chick [17:01]

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Segment Timestamps

• CVS Self-Checkout & Listener Stories: [03:07–05:15]
• Taco Seasoning Heist Discussion: [05:47–08:07]
• “Thomisms” & Grocery Store Gags: [09:21–10:34]
• Camera in a Football/Hockey Tech: [11:18–13:19]
• Shark Marina Video: [14:03–15:19]
• Hourglass “Sand Globe” & Morbid Game Ideas: [15:49–17:04]
• Retro TV Legends/Chimp Riffs: [17:32–19:03]

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Tone & Style

The episode’s tone is fast-paced, irreverent, and playful—true to The BOB & TOM Show’s blend of comedy, news riffs, and listener camaraderie. Banter is interwoven with nostalgic and observational humor, making even mundane topics entertaining and relatable.

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For New Listeners

This B&T Extra gives you a great sense of the show’s group dynamic: meandering from family stories to news-of-the-weird, always looping back to relationships—whether through oddball milestones (a first kiss, a “sand globe,” or “salad cookies”) or playful group therapy about the quirks of modern life.

Ad & intro/outro segments have been omitted for clarity.

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Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

Your planet is now marked for death.

[Marvel Studios Promoter]

Marvel Studios the Fantastic Four First Steps is now streaming on Disney.

[Tom Griswold]

We will protect you as a family.

[Chick McGee]

Light em up.

[Marvel Studios Promoter]

Johnny Marvel's first family is certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is fantastic.

[Marvel Studios Promoter]

And critics say it's one of the best superhero movies of all time. Marvel Studios the Fantastic Four first steps now streaming on Disney. Rated PG 13.

[Chick McGee]

What time is it, Ben? It's clobber time.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything coming up on the show today. Romance, relationship milestones and your first kiss. It's all coming up in just a minute.

[Kristi Lee]

I heard an interesting story over the weekend. What's that? This fellow told me about this guy who was a bird breeder. Yeah. He was showing off some of his prized birds to some visitors to his bird sanctuary. And he came up to the first cage. He said, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to see this. I'm very proud of it. It's a cross between a chicken and a turkey. Chicken and a turkey. We call it a Churchy Cherokee. Makes sense. He went to the next cage. He says, this, ladies and gentlemen, is a cross between a chicken and a goose. We call it a choose. I see. I can see the logic there. And he goes, this in the final cage is my masterpiece. He goes, this is a cross between a pheasant and a duck. We call it George. That, of course, is where the expression came giving someone the bird

[Bob Kevoian]

is still trying to wake up.

[Marvel Studios Promoter]

In the meantime, more Bob and Tom extra.

[Home Depot Announcer]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I have an issue that I'd like to raise real quick. It's tribute bands can be fantastic. They can be really great. I was recently invited to go see. Have you guys heard of Brit Floyd? A tribute band?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Pink Floyd. I have a problem with Brit Floyd. I don't like when these British people try to take the music of great American bands and do it themselves.

[Kristi Lee]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

I agree. It gets old.

[Tom Griswold]

You're here.

[Chick McGee]

It misses something. I don't know why you. This is upsetting me. I don't know why you're laughing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Sorry. Well, we were talking about my adventure the other morning. Early Sunday morning. I went into cvs.

[Josh Arnold]

Mm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not too far from my house. And I had to return something. I had purchased a product and it was defective. And I walked in there and I couldn't find anybody. And I walked around and I went down every aisle. I'm looking around, there's. I couldn't find a single person working there.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes it feels apocalyptic, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

So I finally just walked over to the place where the thing was and I. I took a new one and then I put the old one by the cash register and then I bought some. Bought some gum with the self serve and I left.

[Josh Arnold]

Gross.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Oscar]

You returned in enema.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Now this didn't quite do the trick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't a fleet enema, was it? That's a workhorse of the industry.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I got a fleet of fleets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's where this letter comes in. This comes to us from Mr. Butcher. He writes, I listened to your segment about CVS. I wanted to see if it was true that sometimes no cashiers can be found in the store. So last night at 8:30, I popped in to grab some cold medication for my husband. Sorry, Ms. Butcher. Excuse me. The parking lot was empty except for one car. I walked in, it was eerily quiet. The pharmacy, of course, was already closed. I went to look for the cold medication. The longer I was reading the labels, looking for certain meds, the creepier and creepier it became. Yes, I finally found that I was looking for him and made my way to the front. As I rounded the corner of an aisle, an older gentleman with what was left of scraggly white hair was standing right there. Oh, it scared the crap out of me. I picked up my step, I saw no cashier. Went to the self checkout. While ringing myself up, I thought, this dang thing won't work. And then what'll I do? It did. I hightailed it out of there. And I'm wondering, where do the cashiers go?

[Chick McGee]

Where do they go?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are they doing? Was that a real person or a ghost? Thank you, miss. Oh, that's from Sherry. Sorry, Sherry got your name wrong, man, I guess. I mean, it's hard to get employees. I Guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And with the self checkout, I mean, I'm not kidding there wasn't. I. And that as I was leaving, at least eight people were walking in. Like I just looked back and they're

[Chick McGee]

all looking around like, I know, man. It's, it's, it's so true. It's like common. It's super common that this happens now.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's okay with the self checkout. Unless sometimes with self checkout you hit the wrong thing and the next thing you know you're stranded.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but how many people are walking in there and just take what they want and walking out the door?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I wasn't taking any. I was, I was right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not confusing you. I am just saying it's not okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, someone should be there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, and I read that story also because. Do you want to do the story right now about the taco sauce?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is pretty funny. And I'm. I've been wondering about this sort of thing a lot lately.

[Josh Arnold]

A man in Florida is accused of using taco seasoning packets to steal $40,000 worth trading cards. According to Florida Attorney General James Utmyer's office, the 39 year old was arrested after he allegedly committed 75 thefts at multiple target locations across his state. Investigators believe the man would grab large boxes of trading cards and an equal number of 99 cent taco seasoning packets at the self checkout line. He allegedly paid only for the seasoning packets before leaving the store with the cards and that he resold on ebay. He reportedly generated almost $40,000 in revenue and he now faces charges of organized retail theft, dealing in stolen property and money laundering.

[Bob Kevoian]

But his wife got sick of tacos every night. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Money. You like your new coat or not?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how many tacos I had to pay for?

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting because Target usually does have a person right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Well, not just that. They're pretty good at like, oh, you didn't put the lettuce in the bag. And they come over and they replay it and it shows you moving the lettuce into the bag.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Or they'll be like, oh, you have items under your cart. It's like, how do you know that? Like, they seem pretty on it for. Maybe I'm just not a good stealer.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't. Your brain probably doesn't function that way.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the word you want there's thief.

[Oscar]

No Steeler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. This is. I know, it just seems so funny to me that he did this over and over and over and over again, man. $40,000 worth of these cars.

[Kristi Lee]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

But just. I guess that's the latest. I don't know how they control the.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm wondering, now that I think about it, I'm wondering if he scanned the 99 cent taco seasoning and then put the box of trading cards in the. On the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, because they weigh the same.

[Josh Arnold]

They weigh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's what it is. And then he would leave the taco.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave the tac. That's how I think it'd work.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, this is the script for Ocean's 12. You write this, Christie. You nailed it. That's how. Now I get it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, that would make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all on weight.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is like the thing in Indiana Jones where he walks up and they weigh the same and he pulls them out. But I guess he gets it wrong. Right? Because isn't that when the.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't work? No, he thinks it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For just a second. And then the giant granite ball comes coming at him.

[Bob Kevoian]

So are people going to the grocery stores, Dishonest people. And they. They scan the bag of, I don't know, something cheap and then they swap the lobsters in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they actually. They plan on that happening. Like they budget a certain amount of money in their yearly budget for theft. Is that it actually ends up being cheaper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cheaper than hiring people to check you out.

[Chick McGee]

But don't do it. You don't. You don't need to be a scumbag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm not suggesting you become dishonest.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You nailed. I didn't put that together. Christy. There. That explains the talk. So perhaps the wife wasn't getting tacos.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she wasn't. Now she's upset.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or maybe every once in a while. Hey, for God's sake, could you just leave one thing at cards and bring home some taco stuff? Or find something that weighs the same as Hamburger Helper.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there's a long storied history on the show about Thomisms. Tom, would you care to explain when you can't think of a word?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have trouble thinking and talking at the same time. So this was a terrible choice for a semi career. But what happens. You're trying to. You get something across and you can't think of a particular thing. And you say, you know the. The black things that go around the wheels in your car when you can't think of the word tires?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, this is the first time I think we have a visual Thomism. This is from Jan in Ohio. She says, a fellow Ohioan. I just can't remember the name of this vegetable. And she sent us this picture.

[Josh Arnold]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It says salad cookies over a pile of cucumbers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sliced cucumbers?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Salad cookies.

[Tom Griswold]

Salad cookies.

[Chick McGee]

You know, fool me once.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, there isn't a kid out there that's gonna walk up to that, see the sign that says salad cookies, and not look up and go, this is a scam. This is how children find out that adults don't know everything. How dare you call that.

[Chick McGee]

They're pretty thick. Would you say half an inch?

[Josh Arnold]

They were pretty thick.

[Chick McGee]

Are they too thick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Home Depot Announcer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, you guys would be cutting those thin.

[Josh Arnold]

Way too thick.

[Bob Kevoian]

We do those every night before dinner.

[Oscar]

Yukes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Sliced like chips. Sliced cucumbers.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you use one of those things that go mandolin? Thank you. Mandolin that cut people's fingers off?

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of times, you know mandolin, but you don't know thief. You are an enigma.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Oscar]

Sometimes people use different words.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean a peeler?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a peeler. Well, I got. You call that a peeler?

[Bob Kevoian]

Potato peeler. The thing that has the two blades.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no. You don't use that, do you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You peel the cucumber and then you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do.

[Josh Arnold]

You peel your cucumbers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You don't eat the skin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you do.

[Chick McGee]

I would say 90% of the people eat the skin.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's why situation we have.

[Chick McGee]

Right. You know what he made?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I remember Tom talking many, many times about wanting to put a camera in a football.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I saw a camera in a puck yesterday. I got very dizzy. Tom watching the video.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a load of this camera in a puck.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is. It's actually a hollowed out puck. And they put a in there and screw it down. And then the hockey team. He's looking at the camera in the puck right now, and they throw it

[Chick McGee]

down on the ice and it's all fine until he. They shoot at the net.

[Oscar]

Yeah, I'm already dizzy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so cool is his response.

[Chick McGee]

There he goes. He passes to the other guy. But yeah, I got pretty dizzy when he started. They started shooting at the net.

[Bob Kevoian]

So is so. Because my thought was eventually they'll have some kind of technology that as it spins, the camera will stay still. This. The camera will either stay still or it will. It will counter their actual spinning in real time. Digitally and freeze it.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of done it for the football. I think that exists, but they haven't really utilized.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about this because the coverage of the Olympics was just breathtaking. It was so great.

[Josh Arnold]

I would see that as the camera in the puck, not on the top, but in the. Like, looking out of the thin part so you see where the puck is going.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that was rather than looking at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, eventually. Eventually they'll have you think five of them. Yeah. But I mean, can you imagine if it was in a football and you see the football going up and as. As it's approaching the receiver. Be amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that would enhance my enjoyment of watching.

[Chick McGee]

Same with the hot. That's not gonna. That's just a lark. They're not gonna actually do that. There'd be no reason.

[Oscar]

They would have to put, like, a gyroscope in the. Mounted To a gyroscope inside the football or.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saying can't. If the visual was spinning around, couldn't another computer unscramble it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think that's what they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which leads me to this, Jeff. Oscar, you're a man of a certain age.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm sure when you came up. When you came up with your. Did you have the kind of cable TV that had the porno channel that was scrambled.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And like. And every once in a while you get like a freeze frame of a boob.

[Oscar]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was so rad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Do you think that I've always wondered about this? If there's some guy that. That's how they were. They were trained at age 13 or whatever. And to this day, if they see that scrambled thing all of a sudden.

[Tom Griswold]

Bonerville.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The answer is no. No. But.

[Oscar]

But you're really good at noticing what everything is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Oscar]

Like, when you watch it again, it

[Chick McGee]

may be way better. Maybe way better at those Magic Eye posters.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those. And, Tom, I want to scare you whenever I can. So this is. I'm not sure where this marina is, but someone posted this on X this morning. It's a great white shark just swimming around a marina.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God. That. That's a huge one.

[Chick McGee]

It looks massive. And. Yeah, I can't.

[Oscar]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard to chill on the dock when that thing's going by.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Oscar]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is. That's got to be, what, 10ft?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, kids, go ahead and come up the ladder real quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, let's let's go up here, have lunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We got popsicles. Popsicles.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's interesting because there are no boats there, so it must. I wonder if it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't think you can see. There are boats.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's one. Okay. There is one there. Oh, there's two of them there. Sorry. Okay. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful shark. But you accidentally fall in. I mean, chances are you accidentally fall in, it swims off.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't know. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not taking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

More upset.

[Josh Arnold]

I am worried I'd reach down and try to pet it.

[Chick McGee]

You and I are idiots when it comes down.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

We had that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that story we had not too long ago where the guy did that and it was. The guy bit his hand off?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can get his dorsal fin because he's already passed.

[Chick McGee]

You see, I. I have the same instincts, Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Well, I was going for the dorsal when I slipped. No, it wasn't diabetes. It was a great one. Good morning. This is from Dave in Warren, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Named after, of course, the Warren Report.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think Dave Grohl's from Warren, Ohio. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

My wife was doing some early spring cleaning and dusting. She said, could you please come in and move the sand globe? Anyone want to figure out what.

[Chick McGee]

What could a sand globe be?

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes, I'm. He goes, I have no idea. I walk in. Oh, you mean the hourglass.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you love an hourglass?

[Josh Arnold]

How big is her hourglass?

[Bob Kevoian]

It must be one of those giant.

[Marvel Studios Promoter]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had a friend that had a real tall one that sat, like, next to their couch.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know how. What time it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, was it, like, 12 hours?

[Chick McGee]

I just assumed it was my friend's mom's life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And once it ran out, she died

[Bob Kevoian]

before they had the digital one.

[Oscar]

Yeah. Could you get your ashes in a. In a hourglass for your family to play, like, games with?

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to mix. I don't think ashes would fall the way sand does.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you have to mix.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you'd have to mix it in the way. Dude, that'd be interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

If anyone out there has done that, please write, we want to know.

[Chick McGee]

So would you make it last as long as. Like, if she lived to be 73, would you make it take 73 years to go down?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, 73 seconds. So you could use it for a game? Oh, yes. You'd Be.

[Chick McGee]

You want to play Mom's dead again?

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that game.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Let's go down to the marina and look at the great white shark.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what. That's how she left. That's why they're. We only have, like, half a body's worth of ashes because, you know, the others were digested. Okay. Well, we love getting your mail, and as you can see, it takes us all kinds of directions. And you. You can always email us. It's about.

[Tom Griswold]

I still want to know what Orson Bean knows about an orgasm that I don't. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had any complaints.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the book is called. I'll have to look it up. I think it's called Orgone and Me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Chick, I had a lovely time, but you're no Orson Bean.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a. Get Bean out here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Orson Bean was a famous game show contestant, I guess, kind of in the. The.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he was on the X Files.

[Chick McGee]

I think he didn't show up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a couple times.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are sort of the early days of game shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Carlisle.

[Bob Kevoian]

The people who were famous for. Now, I guess it's like reality show people, I guess, like Colby from Survivor. It's kind of had a career.

[Josh Arnold]

And Peggy Cass. Was she on there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah, she was an actress. Was it? She was in that great show with the monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

She was on that great show with the monkeys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monkeys, sorry. With the chimpanzees. Like the marquee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or Bobby Borsini's Chimps or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Nothing's funnier than shows that have chimpanzees dressed up wearing shoes and smoking and I know we can't. We can't do this anymore because it's politically incorrect.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. What about the monkeys that like to smoke?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's not abuse, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that one? They had to put signs up, stop giving the chimpanzees cigarettes. Please, please.

[Josh Arnold]

We've come a long way, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would it be really great if after a while, you walk by the chimpanzee cage and you see one of the boy chimps light up to and one tall man.

[Chick McGee]

It's a baller move.

[Oscar]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say they pulled out a can of zins and popped on it.

[Chick McGee]

That might be the case now.

[Christopher (Producer/Host)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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