The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Roy Wood Jr.
Date: October 14, 2025
Guest: Roy Wood Jr., Comedian and Author
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode Overview
This "B&T Extra" episode welcomes comedian Roy Wood Jr., highlighting his new book, The Man of Many Fathers, and discussing his comedic approach to life, influences, and unforgettable stories from his career and personal life. The hosts blend classic Bob & Tom irreverence—complete with banter about Lego sets, odd news, and health warnings—with an insightful, often hilarious, interview with Roy as he reflects on family, comedy, and the lessons that shaped him.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Lego Obsessions and Collecting (05:52 – 07:29)
- The hosts discuss the upcoming $1,100 Lego Death Star and other monumental sets like the Titanic, marveling at the sheer number of pieces and the dedication of collectors.
- “9023 pieces in that one, which is—I mean, but the Titanic, huge.” [A, 07:00]
- Lighthearted jokes about displaying Lego models and the pain of stepping on them.
- Segue into a bizarre news story on running a 100-meter dash over 600 pounds of Legos.
2. Modern Bathroom Risks (07:29 – 10:56)
- Christy delivers a news update: doctors warn that using your smartphone while on the toilet increases hemorrhoid risk due to prolonged sitting.
- “Experts recommend limiting bathroom time to five minutes or less to reduce your risk.” [B, 07:53]
- Conversation pivots to Japanese shrines for hemorrhoid cures, the odd rituals involved, and comical chanting.
- Recalls a headline: “Man suffers rectal prolapse after spending two hours on toilet using his phone.” [A, 10:21]
- The group jokes about “windsock” analogies and the perils of modern phone usage.
3. Roy Wood Jr.: Book Talk & Personal Stories (10:56 – 21:08)
Book Announcement & Premise (11:36 – 12:07)
- Roy introduces The Man of Many Fathers, sharing that it’s about the men—beyond his own father—who helped guide his life.
- “I wrote it about all the dudes other than my dad who helped keep me out of jail and make me a decent person.” [C, 11:36]
- Revels in being called an “author” now: “That means I can tell people I know more than them.” [C, 11:55]
First Encounters with Hard Drugs (12:07 – 13:47)
- Roy reflects on witnessing cocaine for the first time—in a hospital cafeteria.
- “Mine was in a hospital cafeteria. I had a coworker who snorted cocaine and was one of the most amazing dishwashers you have ever seen.” [C, 12:29]
- Describes hospital work, food trays, and humorous stories about athletes' leftovers.
Audiobook Woes (13:58 – 14:31)
- Roy laments the challenge of narrating his own audiobook.
- “There’s nothing worse than hearing yourself read...you’ve been saying that word the wrong way.” [C, 13:58]
A Tribute to Spanky Brown (15:21 – 17:14)
- Roy recounts a memorable night at comedian Spanky Brown’s home, witnessing a classic couple’s argument and the hustle of making it through tough times.
- “We get on the freeway. The next morning, we’re two exits up the freeway, the gig cancels on us. And he didn’t want to go home to his woman.” [C, 15:42]
- Reflects on the importance of supportive partners and setting one's own needs.
- “You were never told to set your own list of needs and demands…” [C, 16:43]
Bookstore Events and Comedy Venues (17:51 – 19:40)
- Roy talks about his upcoming book tour, comparing bookstore gigs to comedy venues.
- “Anything with fluorescent lights ain’t good for comedy—bookstore or a gym or some weird snack area at Costco.” [C, 19:12]
- Playful advice from the hosts about book signings and unique name spellings.
- “Be sure to ask everybody how they spell their name.” [A, 19:40]
Legacy and Family (20:28 – 21:08)
- The hosts briefly touch on the remarkable legacy of Roy’s father, a broadcaster and activist.
- “His father was a really, really cool guy. … quite literally marching with Dr. King…” [A, 20:28]
- Roy hints at a great “Soul Train” story involving his dad, with a comedic interlude on broadcast language boundaries.
- “You also have to let me say the N word one time on air to really make it...” [C, 20:57]
Notable Quotes & Highlights
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On the book’s theme:
“I wrote it about all the dudes other than my dad who helped keep me out of jail and make me a decent person.”
— Roy Wood Jr. [11:36] -
On audiobook narration:
“There’s nothing worse than hearing yourself read. ... You’ve been saying that word the wrong way.”
— Roy Wood Jr. [13:58] -
On life lessons and partnership:
“You were never told to set your own list of needs and demands or to deprioritize those needs.”
— Roy Wood Jr. [16:43] -
On comedy in bookstores:
“Anything with fluorescent lights ain’t good for comedy—bookstore or a gym or some weird snack area at Costco.”
— Roy Wood Jr. [19:12]
Memorable Moments & Timestamps
- Lego Death Star and Titanic builds: Hilarious disbelief at massive Lego projects [05:52–07:29]
- Bathroom tech hazards: From hemorrhoids to shrine rituals [07:29–10:56]
- Roy’s first sighting of cocaine (in a hospital!): [12:07–13:47]
- Spanky Brown story—gig gone wrong, avoiding the light bill: [15:21–17:14]
- Reflections on book tours and unlikely comedy venues: [17:51–19:40]
- Heartfelt nod to Roy’s father’s legacy: [20:28–21:08]
Episode Tone & Style
The episode keeps Bob & Tom’s signature quick-witted and improvisational humor, seamlessly blending light news, personal stories, and irreverent banter. Roy Wood Jr. is candid yet comical, offering punchlines and heartfelt observations with a relaxed, conversational tone.
For comedy fans, fans of Roy Wood Jr., or anyone interested in witty discussions about life, comedy, and our most embarrassing bathroom habits—this episode is packed with both laughs and unique life insights.
