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Try it@progressive.com Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates Price and coverage match limited by state law. Not available in all. You like them pearls in the window. You know they're gonna be yours so pour another glass of diamond Get a funky down on the floor. I don't care what it costs gonna get you everything you like Like a brand new Maserati couple little one a brand new bike Spurge by the hour I got the urge I got the power oh Spurge golden duckets just like the col buckets Just cause I got more than I can spend don't mean I ain't going to try I like my vitamins and crusted in diamonds and then fried they say it's just a waste that it can't go on with my discs. But in the end it's going to be there in the wallet A deep soul kiss. Splurge by the hour. Got the urge got the power o Spurge golden duckets just like the car I got buckets oh, Christy, just tell Uncle Java what you want, baby. I want you, Java. I get you anything. I'm gonna eat your chicken. I'm gonna lick my lip. I'm gonna get your biscuit right between my fingertips by the hour Got the urge. Oh, come on, baby. Oh, look at that. It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom Extra. We're talking sandwiches with Christy Lee. Some of the more unorthodox ingredients people add to their sandwiches include potato chips. I love that. Yeah, Tom used to do that, didn't you? That's cool. Yeah, yeah. Gives a nice little crunch. Specific sandwich, right? For children? No, I. I'm Kind of Pat's, right? But yes. I like it on peanut butter and jelly. I like it on tuna salad. What I like. Hey, I do. Do you ever put French fries on your burger? No. No. If they're the string fries, I'm with you there. If they're the shoestring ones. Kind of fun. Kind of fun. There's a lot of fun to be had. Here's one. Baked bananas. No. Bakes a banana. Elvis, remember. What am I going to say, Tom? Remember when we used the Krispy Kreme donuts for buns on a cheeseburger and they were great. Write down the same. Something sweet like that on a sandwich. Yeah, we thought. We thought it would be awful. And we took the Krispy Kreme donut made of hamburger buns. They were amazing. Josh, I happen to know the secret to Elvis's famous fried banana sandwich. I know you do. Hang on a second. Before you tell that story. Tom. Hang on. I got to take care of something. Okay, I'll tell you, Jess, since you're the best chef. Chef here, huh? This is actually very. Someone's gonna do this this weekend. Because you think you just take two pieces of bread, put the bananas in and deep fry it, but no, you don't. You don't. Okay. You toast the bread in a toaster, then put the bananas in, then deep fry. It blew my mind that you have to put peanut butter and gives it a little bit of crispness. That makes sense. Yeah. A little bit of peanut butter. Make it good. And you wonder why he died on the toilet. There was spackle in there. All right, £16. And what do you get? A lot. Impacted bowel and last breath. I think we're done with sandwiches. Hey, a woman. Wait a minute. We want to talk about jalapeno. You're missing the most important statistic here. What's the most important? I'll ask you, Ms. Hooker. Okay. What percentage of people. What percentage of people, according to this survey, cut off the crust when they make a sandwich? Oh, percentage. 28% percent. 20%. Okay. Yeah. I think that's pretty high. I didn't realize that. Yeah. These are adults. That seems like something you would have insisted on being done for you by your mother. You know, he did as a third person as a youth. That is correct. Do you cut your sandwiches? My jejune ways have left me. I eat the crust now. Your religion has nothing to do with it. Please keep it out of it. Do you cut your sandwich? Paula, will you cut the crust off my sandwich by of Course to. Yes, yes, I do. And I like to cut them. I like to cut them into triangles. Yeah. Because that way there's. You get the three point. Yes. It's much better. And one more night, Tommy, of me giving you shower because you're too big to shower. Eat your crowds. Your schwarztoke is gigantic. 30% cut their sandwiches into rectangles, 35% into triangles, and 30% prefer sandwiches whole and uncut. I see. That's. That's me. Now, Josh, what is your technique when you. I'm. I. I will answer this. I will answer this question because last night he's asking me something, and then he's going to answer the question. No, no, for myself. Last night we had ham and cheese sliders. Delicious. And what's the. Yeah, yeah. Kind of a chili now. I hope they were on Hawaiian. They were. They're delicious. Now, here's my question. When eating one of those and they're, you know, tiny, do you put it down or do you. What? Yes. Do you put it down on the plate, You've taken a bite, you just keep it in your hand. Or do you put it down, chat for a while, pick it back up and it. Oh, boy. Honestly, I think it depends. I bet in my life, I. It's 50. 50. Really? Yes. Your situation would dictate comedically. Are you hoping that he just does it in one bite? Yes. That there would be nothing to put down. Right. That would have really made my weekend. I see. No. Cause I don't put it. I found myself yesterday. Picked one up. No, they have those little plates, you know, those little Hawaii. I mean, little Halloween plates. I didn't even bother picking one up. You know, it's the truth. And you get a little irritated, but you eat like you're in prison. You eat really fast. I was in a hurry. Now here's Tom having a sandwich. When I'm on the air, I'm in a hurry. What kind of cheese was it in a rodeo? It was delicious. I don't. I didn't make them. Okay. I've seen them eat at lunch like that. Were they cold or hot? They were hot. Oh, they were fantastic. That's great. You're eating bread now. I love to hear it. It was Halloween. He could have a tree. Got a little mini slider there. What did you have? What you have? What you have. I had half a cucumber. Is that right? Jealous? No, I mean, who. Who did you eat? Date night. But a gentleman never tells. You should hear patty. Sounds like it. Sounds like a Werewolf movie. Sometimes I still can't believe that. So embarrassing. Peanut butter and jelly. Is that low on that list? Again, it's adults. It makes sense for grown ups that they don't eat peanut butter. I will never grow out of peanut butter. You never think of peanut butter and jelly for some reason. And a meatball sandwich. That's no different than a cheeseburger hamburger. Very different. It's different. And you eat it in a hoagie roll, which is really a. Thank you. It's a sub. It's a sub. Yeah. That's something I think you get. You don't make at home. Really? With leftover meatballs? We do okay. Yeah. All right. I noticed one thing not on the list. Lettuce wraps. That's because they're trash. You don't like them at all? Unless I'm trying to drop weight. No. I don't know, man. What are you wrestling now? Some days I think it's delicious. Have Chang's lettuce wraps. Those are incredible. Yeah, love them. Even when Hardee's for a while had the. Oh, the burgers. Yeah. Wrapped in lettuce and it was good. Is there like a vegan. Is there a vegan hip hop artist that calls himself lettuce wrap? There will be. There will be now. Wonderful. Let us rap. He would be. Have to be a vegan. Religious. Let us. Let us rap, baby. Is. Are there. I bet there are a lot of prayers written out in. In hip hop form. Come on. I bet there's a whole service in hip hop. Peace be with you. And also with you. I need a rhyme with you. James version. Oh, yeah. Just be King James. King James. I bet there is a rap version. Ll King James. I virtually guarantee someone's done that. But right now it is time for a palate cleanser, ladies and gentlemen. And of course, the best way to clean one's palate in this world, as far as I'm concerned, is like this. No, I thought her moth that came here today died, but he reared his ugly head again. No, he did. What did Mick Jagger do when he saw a dead moth in his dressing room? Oh, I don't know nothing. Rolling Stones don't gather moths. Rolling Stones gather no moths. Nevertheless, I got the gist of that was exciting as hell, I'll tell you that. Timely got a rocket, got a rock and roll feel to it. It had everything truth in there. We did have a mafia earlier. Oh, it's still here. Oh, is it really? We have a Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. What else is happening over there? A woman is suing a Pennsylvania casino, claiming she was, quote, doused in fecal matter while playing the slot machine. Yeah. Where'd you get this story? Christine wonder chick. Ms. Rita Romagnoli and her husband Robert said they were at the live casino at the Westmoreland Mall in July when a sewage pipe burst, drenching Ms. Romagnoli with human fecal matter. Oh, my God. Her attorney, Joseph. She said, hey, I'm not playing craps. That is silly. Her attorney, Joseph Hottek Jr. Said she was hospitalized days later with bacterial pneumonia. Oh, sure. I would think so. Yeah. Yeah. She's had the wicked case of pink eye. Probably 15 days in the hospital because of the casino's negligence. According to her lawsuit, the couple's seeking $30,000 in damages. The woman told KDKA, It's a Pittsburgh first. Organized first radio station. Thank you. It's a little suspect that the same thing happened to this lady. It's happened. They have an issue, apparently, with their plumbing. So let's. The. The larger point here is I'm sure they'll just end up giving her some cash or chips. This is my favorite thing. This is a story he came up with. He's fascinated with defecation, and now he's acting like it's irritating. I read it just like he told me. Of course you did. Oh. We didn't respond the way he wanted us. No, no, no. Is that the problem? What's troubling you? Let me ask you this. Would you accept 30 grand to be encased. How much in a plume of fecal material? That's too low. That is not enough money. I tell you what. I do it for 50. $50,000. But to 15 days in a hospital probably cost her 200 grand. Why didn't she go for a lot? After taxes? If I'm not hospitalized, I'll take the 30 grand. I think 30 grand is low. I'm just kidding. Very low. To be doused. And I wouldn't. And apparently it goes on to say that someone else claims that they're. They had an issue at the same casino prior to this. It'd be fine for me. I need. I need a nap. So that'd be absolutely. That is. That is rough. And I guess she had just had. I guess when she had just pulled the one arm bandit thing and had three bars. So. I'm talking about bad luck. Oh, man. Authorities in Florida say a man slammed into a telephone pole. Yeah, he did. While fleeing from deputies the police had just Busted him for drug possession during a traffic stop. According to the Hernando County Sheriff's office. They don't have a station. They have a hideaway. Hernando's Hideaway. Now 39 year old, that's legitimately from the 50s. Do you know the stage play? I believe it's Pajama Game. That is correct. But that night we're coming up on 50 again. You know that. That is a great song. 39 years. Not. Are you kidding? Hernando's. I like Hernando's Hideaway. Do you know how it goes, Ms. Hooker? No. You don't know Hernando's Hideaway? No, you. No, no. You will absolutely recognize. You hear it? Okay, but there's no reason for you to know the name. Okay, yeah. I'm just saying sometimes it's like he's speaking another language. He's speaking ancient. I never know what he's talking about in the ancient world. He speaks a dead to. He really does. Says you have it. I know a dark secluded place. Remember this? You heard this one knows your face. A glass of wine, a fast embrace. It's called Hernando's Hideaway. Recognize. I don't. I'm sorry. I really don't. It's okay, Jess. Yeah, you're fine. Maybe if I play the original version from the play, it'll recognize. 39 year old Scott Schwerian and 36 year old woman Heidi Reynolds were pulled over in Spring Hill, Florida during a search by the Hernando County Sheriff's office. They don't have a station. That they have. He already said that. No, no. He knows I heard the song. I get it. I appreciate it. I appreciate you doing it again. The man is trying to hurt us. He likes to inflict pain. Deputies found various pills. Blah blah blah, blah. He was running away. Ran into a pole. There you go. Here we go. This is the better version. Oh, it's a little more up tempo of white. A fast embrace. It's called Hernando's Hideaway. Isn't that great? What sort of memory does this conjure up for you? My dad would listen to this song. Oh, there you go. Is that because he couldn't walk? So he couldn't get up and change the music? That's right. My father had polio. Nothing funnier, right, Chick? Yeah. There he was in his iron lung trying to make a living. Somebody changed the damn music. I don't he just need to love that. Hernando's Hideaway. Well, why didn't you tell us it's a snappy tune. Now it seems like we're all now see, now suffering through the pajama game. I admittedly is a little rough. Yeah, what is that about the pajama game? It's kind of like how to succeed in business sort of a thing, I think was the market. But this, the story. The story is funny. This guy runs. He's fleeing from police. He just runs directly into a pole. You know, what an idiot. You see the. You see the mug shot and you can still see where his nose is all red. Yeah, it's gonna hurt. And this guy was a dirt bag. I mean, you see fentanyl and syringes. And the good news is the telephone pole's okay. It looks okay in the picture. Oh, yeah. He may be damaged, but in New York City, where struggles between pedestrians and motorists are constant, jaywalking laws. Yeah, I'm walking here. I've been on the bus book since 1958 and carried a penalty of up to $250. But not anymore. Jaywalking is now legal in New York City. Oh, well, this won't cause any problems. Legislation passed by the city council last month officially became law over the weekend after Mayor Eric Adams declined to take action. And it permits pedestrians to cross a roadway at any point, including outside of a sidewalk or crosswalk I'm at. And allows for crossing against traffic signals. Is it possible that every law he ever enacted was going to be repealed as soon as goes to jail here? Any. Any time at all? Right, well, this has been. Our anti. Jaywalking laws have been around for a long time. Yeah, still illegal though. Be jaywalking. It takes a very talented hooker. You ever try to walk and chew gum? Yeah. You ever strap roller skates to your knees? What the hell are you talking about? Just to kneel on a skateboard. Wow, that. That is one busy. Yeah, I had a busy john, too. Very complicated. It makes Hernando's hideaway look elegant. Did you guys realize jaywalking dates back to the early 20th century? Yes, and it has roots in Midwestern slang for a country bumpkin or R. That's right. What is that how everybody. I don't know. Hey, story according to Miriam Webster. Why did they. Why did they call it jaywalking? Where did that come from? Maybe a guy named Jay couldn't walk. So we're country bumpkins, referred to as Js. Yes, because birds live in the country. Birds? Yeah, like a blue jay. You know, you got your purple jay. All right, thank you very much. You got to get back to your joke. You got your. You got your group A of Js and then your BJ's, and then I stand by BJ walking. I love that show. Who was that? Shatner. Shatner. B.J. walker. Wait a minute. That was Texas Ranger and he was BJ. The term jaywalking originated Kansas City in 1906. First written down in 1909 in the Kansas City Star. A term was used to describe people who lacked sidewalk etiquette and was similar to the term J driver, which referred to drivers who drove on the wrong side of the road. The word J is a derogatory term that means a greenhorn or rube. Oh, okay. So we kind of got to the base of it. Why does J mean? I'm telling you, it's bird based. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Cat, catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Named one of the best personal finance podcasts, the Stacking Benjamin show with Joe and his friends makes financial literacy fun. Draymond Green has a podcast. He was asking Mark Cuban why at the beginning of 2024, Cuban sold a huge part of his company. He's like, did you see how much money I got? 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