B&T Extra: Sid Davis, & Jess on Amazon

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Sid Davis, & Jess on Amazon
Date: January 23, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra serves up the show's signature blend of irreverent comedy, offbeat news, and lively banter. The discussion centers around odd news stories (including an unexpected birth and extreme parachuting), the peculiarities of religious prohibitions, comedian Sid Davis's latest musings, and a humorous deep dive into bizarre products on Amazon.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Classic One-Liners & Jokes

Participants: The Cast (Tom, Pat, Jess, Christy, Sid Davis, Josh)

• "Stupid redneck says before he dies..."

  • [00:55]
  • Pat delivers the punchline: “Hey, y'all, watch this.”
  • Sets the comedic, loose tone right from the start.

• Ace Cosby Joke of the Day

  • Announced as a “special double” joke episode, demonstrating the show's affinity for running gags and inside jokes. [01:21]

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2. Extraordinary News Stories

a) Parachuting at 103 and Surviving a 5,000 Foot Fall

Discussion Lead: Tom, Christy, Jess

• A 103-year-old woman sets the world record for parachuting—widely praised by the crew. [02:45]
• Another story: a woman survives a 5,000-foot fall when both parachutes fail, suffering only a broken vertebra. [03:01]
  • Jess jokes: “She’s in fairly good shape.”
  • Pat: “Broken vertebrae, that’s about it.”

b) Woman Mistakes Triplets for Kidney Stones

Host: Christy
Panelists: Pat, Tom, Jess, Sid Davis

• South Dakota woman Danette Giltz believes she's passing kidney stones, but actually gives birth to triplets.

  • Christy: “She did not know she was 34 weeks pregnant when she began having pain. Thought she was suffering from kidney stones. She's had both in the past.” [03:19]
  • Pat: “How? Never mind.”

• The baby names (Blaze, Gypsy, Nikki) prompt playful ribbing about “stripper names.” [03:48]

  • Tom: "I'm thinking two of them are going to be strippers." [03:48]
  • Jess: “Stuffed with people.” [05:24]
  • Tom: “Stuffed with people used to open for Up with People.” [05:30]
  • Panel jokes about not knowing their own anatomy and the confusion between kidney stones and childbirth.
  • Jess: “She has to be so fat.” [04:22]; Christy confirms: "She's a bigger gal." [04:25]

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3. Sid Davis Interview & Family Life

Host: Tom
Guest: Sid Davis

• Sid shares about his long marriage and the experience of his wife discovering his “papusa joke.” [06:50]

  • Joke setup: On a talk show, asked if he likes papusa, he replies: “I only get it on my birthday." [07:13]
  • Tom: “A rock solid joke. Yeah, that has got a lot going on there.” [07:25]
  • Sid reveals after three years, someone tells his wife, and she finally hears it: “Oh yeah, I kind of fulfilled my own prophecy.” [07:40]

• Discusses “the Daddy bar” he set for his daughter’s boyfriend, who surpasses expectations by offering to pay off Sid’s student loans.

  • Sid: “…he said, ‘Sir, I’ll be happy to pay your student loan debts off.’ And I said, 'That bar’s been met. You grab a beer, call me Dad.'" [08:09]

• Sid’s elderly mother calls him in a panic during Hurricane Irma—though she lives in Arizona.

  • “I was scared because mom lives in Arizona.” [09:06]

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4. Religious Prohibitions & The Mormon Coffee Ban

Lead: Christy, Tom, Jess, Pat

• New LDS (Mormon) guidance bans coffee, tea, vaping, and marijuana (except if prescribed), leading to a comedic debate on religious dietary rules. [09:47-12:03]

  • Tom: “Very short lines at Salt Lake City Starbucks drive through.” [10:33]
  • “Does anyone take this [seriously]? …Let’s be honest. This is ridiculous.” [11:13]
  • “You think there’s a God up there going, well, he lived a good life…had a cup of coffee. Hell for this guy? I doubt it.” [11:42]
  • Jess and Christy offer more moderate takes, emphasizing tolerance:
    • Jess: “Live and let live.” [12:02]
    • Christy: “You are insulting so many people right now.” [12:12]
  • Tom lampoons the faith’s seriousness over coffee: “If you believe taking drinking coffee is going to send you to hell, truly an idiot, you may want to reexamine.” [12:03]

• The group acknowledges similar “ridiculous” rules in other faiths and quickly turns the topic humorous, including jokes about “caffeine cups of sin” and chocolate cake.

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5. Deep Dive Into Weird Amazon Products

Lead: Jess, Josh, Tom, Christy

• The show pivots to bizarre Amazon items:

  • 82 lb aged cheese wheel – Josh: “Can be yours for $1200.” [14:44]
    • Tom: “If you eat 82 pounds of cheese, you may be—don’t bother buying any toilet paper for a month.” [15:01]
  • Pet urine detector (UV flashlight) – Jess: “I have a pet urine detector. It’s called my nose.” [15:23]
  • Automated tennis ball launcher for dogs, which delights Tom:
    • “...the dog in the video is losing his mind...Finally puts it back in, it throws it out again. I don’t believe it!” [16:15-16:22]
  • Pet coffins and “paw pods” for pet burials:
    • Jess: “A snake coffin is just a paper towel tube.” [17:04]
    • They discuss “pet grave pods,” and tailored coffin sizes (from hermit crab to Rottweiler).
    • Jess, consulting Amazon: “Your mini, smaller birds, smaller lizards, rats. Of course, you’ve got your medium for small dogs, cats, and larger rabbits.” [18:01]

• Sid Davis dryly comments on why this tangent is helpful:

  • “At least they’re going to forget about my rant about the idiocy of drinking coffee sending you to hell.” [18:13]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

- “She has to be so fat.”

• Jess, on the woman who didn’t realize she was pregnant with triplets. [04:22]

- “Stuffed with people used to open for Up with People.”

• Tom, riffing on the absurdity of the situation. [05:30]

- “I only get it on my birthday.”

• Sid Davis, delivering his signature “papusa joke” when asked about trying Salvadoran cuisine. [07:13]

- “If you believe taking drinking coffee is going to send you to hell, truly an idiot, you may want to re-examine...”

• Tom, bluntly criticizing the LDS coffee ban. [12:03]

- “A snake coffin is just a paper towel tube.”

• Jess, lampooning Amazon’s pet coffin offerings. [17:04]

- “If you eat 82 pounds of cheese... don’t bother buying any toilet paper for a month.”

• Tom, on the dangers of Amazon indulgence. [15:01]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

| Timestamp | Topic/Quote | |:-------------:|----------------------------------------------------------| | 00:55 | “Hey, y’all, watch this.” – Redneck joke punchline | | 03:19 | Woman mistakes kidney stones for triplets | | 04:22 | Jess: “She has to be so fat.” | | 06:50 | Sid Davis’s “papusa joke” origins | | 08:09 | Sid’s “Daddy bar” for daughter’s boyfriend | | 09:47 | LDS church bans coffee, tea, vaping, marijuana | | 11:13 | Tom: “Let’s be honest. This is ridiculous.” | | 12:03 | Tom’s rant: “If you believe this... you’re a moron.” | | 14:44 | 82 lb cheese wheel on Amazon | | 17:04 | Snake coffin = “paper towel tube” | | 18:13 | Sid: “At least they’re going to forget about my rant...” |

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Episode Tone and Language

Lively, irreverent, and rapid-fire comedic banter. The hosts and guests riff off each other's jokes, often delving into the absurd or gently mocking peculiar news and cultural phenomena. Sensitive topics (such as faith or body image) are broached with characteristic boundary-pushing humor that’s typical of the BOB & TOM Show’s long-running style, balanced occasionally with more reasoned or tolerant perspectives from other cast members.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is quintessential BOB & TOM: a fast-paced blend of wry commentary on quirky news, off-the-cuff jokes from accomplished comedians, the all-too-relatable oddities of everyday life, and spontaneous, playful debates over everything from religious rules to ridiculous Amazon products. Whether you tune in for sharp one-liners or just want to laugh at the weird things people buy and do, this episode captures the show's unique comedic chemistry and conversational charm.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show. Sid Davis and Jess on Amazon. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Announcer]

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[Tom]

It's time.

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[Tom]

I'll take the fine. I don't care.

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[Tom]

I could say this because I've played them.

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This is the Rush.

[Tom]

You guys already know what time it is. It was fire. And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week.

[Announcer]

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[Tom]

Stupid redneck says before he dies. What?

[Pat]

Hey, y', all, watch this. That's my people.

[Announcer]

You asked for it, you got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom.

[Pat]

Extra.

[Tom]

Let's see. Our man over there is Ace Cosby, the proprietor of the Ace Cosby joke for the day. Today's gonna be a special double age Cosby joke of the day. I'm not sure if you.

[Christy]

Oh, it is.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. We have another one coming up. I'm very excited about that. Pat Godwin and the Pack Cave. Amanda. Amanda Guit. Dream a date.

[Pat]

Set a record for the worst small talk in the history of the world.

[Jess]

Wipe the rock on tour.

[Christy]

God, when will you learn to keep your mouth shut?

[Jess]

There was some air there.

[Pat]

How about instead of my girlfriend went to see John Mayer instead of what you said? Yeah, I really liked his first album. Something like that.

[Jess]

I like his first album.

[Pat]

Instead of.

[Tom]

Never mind what I said. Let's. Let's move on. Where was I? This is Tom speaking. Hello. How was everybody?

[Pat]

The rest of the date in fear time.

[Tom]

Now to. Perhaps Ace can help us out here.

[Pat]

Ace Cosby?

[Jess]

Are you joking?

[Pat]

This is a joke, right? What are you from a radio station? While I was out playing tennis, I got a ticket for parking illegally?

[Jess]

No, I told the top. There's a sign right there. It says fine for parking. You thought it was okay.

[Tom]

There's a double meaning of the word.

[Pat]

See, words have different meanings.

[Jess]

Homonyms, they're called.

[Pat]

You told me that one morning. You remember that?

[Tom]

Yeah. Some words. Do you now, Pat, you know some words.

[Pat]

There's some words you can't take any differently than the word.

[Tom]

Yeah, okay, sorry.

[Sid Davis]

That Are not fine.

[Tom]

Okay, there we go. I'm sorry. Now, Christy, we were talking about parachuting. We had two stories. A very positive 103 year old woman sets the world record for parachuting.

[Christy]

Yes. And then we have a woman who survived a 5,000 foot fall because her parachutes did not deploy.

[Jess]

She's in fairly good shape.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess]

Broken vertebrae, that's about it.

[Tom]

But yeah, she's going to be okay. So they're very good. Now, what else have you got over there?

[Christy]

A South Dakota woman who believes she had kidney stones ended up giving birth to triplets despite having two children already.

[Pat]

How? Never mind.

[Christy]

Danette Gilt, She G, I, L, T, Z. That would be Gilts, right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Said she did not know she was 34 weeks pregnant when she began having pain. Thought she was suffering from kidney stones. She's had both in the past. Doctors told her she was actually in labor. She gave birth to three healthy babies August 10th. They are named Blaze, Gypsy and Nikki.

[Tom]

Oh, my God.

[Jess]

They're not puppies.

[Tom]

Oh, no.

[Pat]

But they're Blaze, Gypsy and Nikki.

[Tom]

I'm thinking two of them are going to be strippers.

[Christy]

One boy, two girls.

[Tom]

I hope it's the girls, but whatever.

[Christy]

The babies weighed four pounds each.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Blaze and Gypsy. Their middle name is on stage three.

[Christy]

I think Blaze is the boy.

[Jess]

Really?

[Christy]

Gypsy and Nikki would be.

[Jess]

You're probably right.

[Sid Davis]

Yeah.

[Tom]

How are they spelling Nikki?

[Christy]

N, I, K, K I, of course. Yeah.

[Tom]

All right. All right. Yeah. I don't know. I'm obviously not a woman.

[Pat]

I don't know how.

[Christy]

Christy, do you think I know how it works?

[Sid Davis]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I've had kidney stones and I've given birth and I couldn't confuse them.

[Jess]

She has to be so fat.

[Christy]

She's a bigger gal. She's not as fat as I thought she was gonna be large, but she's large.

[Tom]

I'm more upset by the names than.

[Pat]

The fact that Gypsies, though, she had.

[Sid Davis]

To make them up on the floor.

[Pat]

I like Gypsy.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jess]

She didn't have any time to think.

[Tom]

Isn't Gypsy the name of the most famous stripper in history?

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Well, Blaze. Well, I guess the. In all truth, apparently when this was happening, when the husband. When they said, there's a third. Third one in there, he said, put it back.

[Jess]

Oh, really?

[Sid Davis]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Not. Not kidding.

[Jess]

Well, that's weird.

[Tom]

I mean, it's not. It's. They obviously not expecting three. In fact, they were expecting none.

[Pat]

Yeah. Wonderful loving comment.

[Jess]

Put it back or else.

[Christy]

Didn't want any more children.

[Jess]

Put it Back or else she's probably gonna eat it.

[Christy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Pat]

Real fat.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jess]

You see how fast she's.

[Tom]

Big girl.

[Jess]

Didn't know she had three people.

[Tom]

It's a big girl.

[Jess]

Here she is walking around stuffed with people. Had no idea.

[Tom]

I love that.

[Christy]

People fat.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Stuff stuffed with people used to open for up with people. The babies. The babies look great.

[Christy]

The babies look very healthy. They're cute little kids.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Pat]

She was feeding them five or six times a day.

[Jess]

Of course, a lot of nutrients.

[Tom]

Be nice if they put a picture of mom in this.

[Christy]

Oh, they do.

[Tom]

They have one coming up.

[Christy]

There she is.

[Jess]

Surprised they're not named Popsicle, Cheeto and Hidden Valley.

[Pat]

Josh is on fire.

[Christy]

You know what? We might want to back off.

[Tom]

Okay. Sorry that everybody's healthy. Okay. Now we're joined by comedian Sid Davis. Sid, it's good to see you again.

[Sid Davis]

Thank you.

[Tom]

Now, you are a married man. You've been married for many, many years. I know.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Sid Davis]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That's still going.

[Tom]

Okay. Every time you come in, I'm waiting for. Well, I was out in the Caribbean and decided, well, it's over.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Sid Davis]

Well, not me. I will come home sometime. I'm sure I'll find the note. Oh, I want to find a note, says, I found somebody else. You can keep the house. But I don't think that'll.

[Christy]

No, yeah. That rarely happens.

[Sid Davis]

But I. I don't want. I. I love my wife, and she's a good sport. She never. Thank God, never listens to this show, but she finally heard the pupusa joke.

[Tom]

Well, since some people in here have not heard that, would you like to explain it to young Jess?

[Sid Davis]

I was a guest on a TV show in Charlotte, and they had an international food critic who was talking about these foods, burritos and all this, and my mind was wandering.

[Pat]

These international foods. Burritos. Burritos, yeah. Stuff you've never heard, of course.

[Tom]

Fries.

[Sid Davis]

My mind wanders, you know. And then he starts talking about this food from El Salvador called papusa. And the host blindsided me and said, sid, do you like papusa? And I said, I only get it on my birthday.

[Tom]

The rock solid joke. Yeah. That has got a lot going on there.

[Sid Davis]

So.

[Tom]

So she heard the papusa joke.

[Sid Davis]

It's been three years, and somebody came up, said, oh, your husband's papusa joke is funny. And she goes, do tell. And then now.

[Tom]

Oh, she.

[Sid Davis]

Oh, yeah, I kind of fulfilled my own prophecy.

[Pat]

Nice tag.

[Tom]

Well, that's. That's sad. Okay. You have a child at Least have two children. Two. How are they doing? Do you mind if I ask?

[Sid Davis]

They're grown ones. Left the house and then my daughter's. We finally. She thinks she's going to get married.

[Tom]

Okay, so you'll be a so called empty nester.

[Sid Davis]

She brought home a guy I didn't even know. And I said, you know, you gotta. I told him about the Daddy bar. I said, that's a barrier between him and impressing me and getting my daughter's hand in marriage. And I said, you know, it's steadfast. And he said, sir, I'll be happy to pay your student loan debts off. And I said, that bar's been met. You grab a beer, call me Dad. I was like a car salesman. What can I do to get you to drive off the lot today.

[Tom]

Sid? I'm sorry. Are your folks still alive?

[Sid Davis]

My mom's 85. I call her every week.

[Tom]

Good for you.

[Sid Davis]

And she called me, she called me from her retirement community. Remember Hurricane Irma was bearing down on Florida and she was so scared, she goes, son, I'm scared. I'm terrified. I'm too old to run. I'm gonna stay right here and ride the hurricane out. And I was scared because mom lives in Arizona.

[Pat]

Hello?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sid Davis]

Happening now.

[Tom]

All right. Okay. Well, we did have the great story this morning about the 103 year old woman who parachuted out of an airplane. Yeah, I did the. This disturbing part. What the story was, it was her son's idea. He's probably 80, so.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Well, anyway, she made it. Good for her.

[Pat]

I did it.

[Sid Davis]

That's what I did during the break is text moms. What do you think about parachuting? Go.

[Pat]

Yeah, go after.

[Tom]

Yeah. Okay. Well, now, Christy, you mentioned the Mormon folks have, I don't know, do they have a pope? What do they have in that religion?

[Christy]

I don't know what their top dogs called. I could look it up. This is not a Pope, though.

[Tom]

I don't think some kind of.

[Christy]

The Mormon church issued a warning to their members saying coffee is prohibited, no matter how fancy the name. The new guidance also says vaping is banned and marijuana is outlawed unless prescribed by, quote, unquote, competent doctors.

[Jess]

Looks like they have a president.

[Christy]

A president?

[Jess]

Yep.

[Christy]

Okay, thank you.

[Tom]

Well, the article, but apparently this was done because I guess, whatever, Frappuccinos or whatever, the sort of Starbucks menu.

[Pat]

Well, where does that start? I mean, I guess there's caffeine in them, but they're more or less milkshakes.

[Tom]

Right.

[Christy]

The article says it aims to Clear up issues chick. That could be confusing for the younger people in the religion sect of rules about which foods and drinks are allowed which are to be avoided, by the way.

[Tom]

Very short lines at Salt Lake City Starbucks drive through.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

General rule rules prohibit alcohol, tobacco, illegal drugs, coffee and tea.

[Jess]

Okay.

[Tom]

What a drag. Sorry, I'm out.

[Sid Davis]

I violated all three of those this morning.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Cake pops and protein boxes are okay though.

[Christy]

Yeah, I guess you could eat there.

[Tom]

Isn'T chocolate full of caffeine?

[Josh]

It is.

[Jess]

I can get the white cake pop with the pink icing and the sprinkles on top.

[Tom]

But what if one of the sprinkles. So if you go to hell, do you go to hell for eating a cake pop if one of the sprinkles is chocolate?

[Christy]

I don't think so.

[Tom]

Does anyone take this?

[Pat]

They let them eat chocolate. Don't they eat them?

[Tom]

Let's just say.

[Jess]

Let's be.

[Tom]

Let's be honest. This is ridiculous.

[Pat]

Does the president let them eat chocolate?

[Christy]

It's got caffeine in it.

[Pat]

Mormon president.

[Tom]

No. This is completely ridiculous. This is ridiculous.

[Pat]

No chocolate cake.

[Tom]

None of you are.

[Pat]

No chocolate cake.

[Tom]

None of you are going to take a stand on this.

[Jess]

Not really.

[Christy]

They're whatever.

[Jess]

Yeah, they're happy. If they're happy practicing.

[Christy]

I mean, the Jewish faith has a lot of rules about their food.

[Pat]

Sure.

[Jess]

The Catholic faith has rules about their.

[Tom]

Food and they're all equally ridiculous.

[Christy]

And they all break your opinion.

[Sid Davis]

They all break the rules too.

[Tom]

You think there's a God up there going, well, he lived a good life, spent a lot, did a lot of charity, helping, other stuff and had a cup of coffee. Hell for this guy? I doubt it.

[Jess]

I don't think that's the idea.

[Christy]

No, I don't think that's.

[Jess]

Look, it's.

[Tom]

Oh, no. Be a man, take a stand, grow up.

[Jess]

I'm indifferent.

[Tom]

I'm not indifferent. It's stupid. It's ridiculous. My stand is if you believe this, you're a moron.

[Jess]

Live and let live.

[Tom]

If you believe taking drinking coffee is going to send you to hell, truly an idiot, you may want to re examine your Tom.

[Christy]

You are insulting so many people right now.

[Tom]

Maybe it's about time.

[Jess]

I think they're fine. It's not hurting you at all. As you said, the lines are shorter.

[Tom]

I didn't know there was coffee in the drink. Am I gonna go to hell?

[Jess]

You don't have to worry about it.

[Sid Davis]

You've had.

[Pat]

How many caffeine cups of sin have you had this morning?

[Tom]

Fortunately, after I heard this story. I switched to the caffeine freeco.

[Pat]

Come on.

[Tom]

Really?

[Jess]

It's not bothering you?

[Tom]

No, it's bothering me.

[Christy]

Time out. How many Mormon people do you hang out with anyway?

[Tom]

There's a couple I enjoy come their.

[Jess]

Company over the weekend. Did you suck with the Romneys?

[Christy]

You know Ryan Hamilton? That's the only Mormon you know.

[Jess]

He's a great guy.

[Christy]

Great guy.

[Tom]

I'm trying to get him to go to Starbucks with me and dunk down some coffee.

[Jess]

How would you do that?

[Pat]

You want him to sin in the church, don't you?

[Tom]

Okay, go ahead. Sorry. I guess.

[Jess]

You know what? Brian Hamilton's one of the happiest, most popular. There might be something behind.

[Christy]

Caffeine.

[Sid Davis]

Imagine how happy you'd be with a good latte.

[Jess]

Well, that's a fair point too.

[Tom]

Cappuccino. Can you do the decaf or does that still have enough caffeine to send you to hell?

[Jess]

Good question.

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Pat]

There's that great Rowan Atkinson. He does a one man show and he dresses the devil and he comes out and he's addressing these people. Because I've got. I've got good news for everyone. The correct religion is Mormon.

[Sid Davis]

That's right.

[Pat]

More than everyone else. You can. You can stay. But Mormons, you can leave.

[Tom]

Apparently the. The rumor is that the Mormon ladies are pretty round heeled, if you will.

[Jess]

Is that right?

[Pat]

Well, we used to be on it.

[Tom]

I don't never heard.

[Christy]

Oh my God, I'm gonna get in.

[Pat]

Trouble for mentioning the temperature here. Yeah, and he's just insulting an entire religion.

[Jess]

Well folks, you can't have any tea or coffee, but hump away.

[Tom]

That's.

[Jess]

Is that what they say?

[Tom]

Or a Fappuccino, which is.

[Jess]

That's what we were leading to the fat.

[Christy]

What's a Fappuccino?

[Jess]

Well, fap is the sound that.

[Tom]

Never mind.

[Pat]

Hey, he said, changing the topic. Say, I want to go online right now and shop on Amazon and forget about my troubles.

[Josh]

How about you get an 82 pound aged cheese wheel?

[Pat]

Wow, 82 pounds of cheese, Josh, it.

[Josh]

Can be yours for $1200.

[Christy]

No thanks.

[Jess]

I bet it's that awful cheese.

[Christy]

How old is it? 82.

[Pat]

Shipping is. Freeze.

[Josh]

82 pounds.

[Pat]

I said shipping.

[Tom]

I know.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Is that prime? Do I get it tomorrow?

[Pat]

Well, that's gonna happen anyway.

[Tom]

The other one may take a little longer than normal. If you eat 82 pounds of cheese, you may be. Don't bother buying any toilet paper for a month.

[Sid Davis]

Die the Elvis death.

[Tom]

Yeah, you're Going to be crammed up there.

[Pat]

Oh, man.

[Christy]

What else can you get?

[Josh]

Oh, you can get a pet urine detector. It's a UV flashlight, and you can hold it around your house.

[Jess]

Oh, I have a pet urine detector. It's called My nose.

[Christy]

Or my socks when I step in it.

[Tom]

Or the bed. No, actually, that's a really good idea.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's a great.

[Tom]

Is it a flashlight?

[Josh]

It is. It looks like a flashlight and it's an LED light and.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's.

[Pat]

Wow. You're gonna order one.

[Sid Davis]

I am.

[Tom]

I didn't know that.

[Christy]

Do you need one?

[Tom]

I may have seen. I think we all saw this. The funniest thing for dogs I've ever seen. It is. How do I describe it? It looks like a dog bowl. It's. It's raised up off the ground.

[Pat]

Those are the best way to feed your dogs, evidently.

[Tom]

Yeah, but this isn't a dog bowl. It's a provider of tennis balls for your dog. Oh, and you put the tennis balls in there and it shoots them out. It shoots the ball out. Your dog goes and gets it, brings it back, puts it in the.

[Pat]

The dog can.

[Christy]

The dog does it itself.

[Pat]

Does it all by.

[Tom]

Puts the ball in and it throws it for the dog again. And the dog in the video is losing his mind.

[Sid Davis]

That's awesome.

[Tom]

Trying to decide, do I put it back in? If I put it back in?

[Josh]

Keep it.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Finally puts it back in, it throws it out again. I don't believe it. I threw it again.

[Pat]

It's amazing.

[Tom]

Then he goes and gets it and brings it back. It's hilarious.

[Pat]

That is available on Amazon.

[Christy]

Can you get that on Amazon?

[Pat]

Yes, you can.

[Josh]

I bet you can get it on Amazon. Yeah, but you can also get pet coffins on amaz.

[Tom]

Hey, Pat, tell us about your date this week.

[Christy]

Well, when we come back, we have.

[Jess]

Well, I've got to look this up.

[Christy]

That you can buy on Amazon.

[Pat]

Jaming that documentary.

[Tom]

Just put your headphones on. Can you hear this? Ready? Here we go. There's nothing funny down that road.

[Jess]

Oh, you can.

[Tom]

Well, this is.

[Jess]

This is a ripoff. A snake coffin is just a paper towel tube.

[Josh]

It comes in four colors.

[Jess]

There's nothing funny down that road. Wow.

[Christy]

We have a biodegradable pet grave Pod.

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jess]

Paw pods. Pet casting.

[Tom]

Are you happy now?

[Pat]

Does that have a little. Does it have a little paw print, a kitty print, or a dog print.

[Jess]

On the side of the coffee?

[Tom]

Well, Fluffy was alive till I drank this cup of coffee. And then God struck him out.

[Christy]

But if you think about it, where would you go to get one? A lot of people bury their pets in their backyard.

[Pat]

It's a great documentary that Josh has told me about.

[Jess]

It's called Gates of Heaven.

[Pat]

I haven't seen it yet. It's about the high priced pet cemetery. Pet services, pet funeral home.

[Christy]

Yeah, well, we had that story about the pet.

[Jess]

Let's see, your micro size fits. Hermit crabs, my school hamsters, that kind of thing. Your mini. Smaller birds, smaller lizards, rats. Of course you've got your medium for small dogs, cats and larger rabbits.

[Pat]

My rat died.

[Jess]

I need and large is for, you know, your Doberman, your rottweilers, your.

[Sid Davis]

You done.

[Tom]

At least they're going to forget about my rant about the idiocy of drinking coffee sending you to hell.

[Jess]

This is unbelievable.

[Tom]

Coming up, Larry King will be our guest and we'll continue.

[Pat]

Headstones. I bet they have those.

[Christy]

Oh, I bet they do.

[Sid Davis]

Oh, big business.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Go Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Christy]

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[David Goss]

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