B&T Extra: Sinus Micro robots, Scrapes & Bruises, & Toms pool

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra (Aug 18, 2025)

Episode Theme:
A hilarious and offbeat dive into today's stranger-than-fiction science news, body mishaps, and the hazards (and joys) of backyard pools. Featuring quick-witted banter, playful jabs, and plenty of unserious takes on life's little bruises, medical marvels, and summer fun.

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Episode Highlights & Key Discussion Points

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1. Sinus Micro Robots: The Future of Congestion Relief?

[04:44 – 06:28]

• Tiny nose robots! The group discusses a recent science story about micro-robots being developed to cure sinus infections.

  • Josh Arnold introduces: "Swarms of tiny robots inserted into your nose could one day be used to clear sinus infections... a fraction of the width of a human hair, injected into the sinus cavity, guided by electromagnetism." (05:00)

  • They joke about other potential uses: Bob Kevoian quips, “The ones that they're going to use for the robotic colonics are a lot bigger.” (05:15)

  • Tom Griswold alludes to sci-fi: "Was it Fantastic Voyage? Where they shrink down the people—Donald Pleasence got amoebaed." (06:06)

  • Movie references abound: Josh Arnold: "And 'Innerspace' too, Dennis Quaid, Martin Short, traveling inside the body. That’s a fun one." (06:18)

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2. Sexual Activity & Menopause: A Surprising Study

[06:34 – 09:15]

• Josh Arnold segues to a new menopause study: "Just published in the journal Menopause, a new study suggests that having more sex may reduce pain during menopause. Says male doctors everywhere, by the way." (06:34)

• The hosts riff on the magazine's title:

  • Bob Kevoian: “Can you imagine the postman delivering that? I was on the COVID this week. Oprah again.” (06:50)
  • Tom Griswold confuses “Menopause” and “Menstruation magazine,” leading to more wordplay. (09:00)

• The group touches on HRT (hormone replacement therapy).

  • Josh Arnold admits: “I’m on hormone replacement therapy, so I don’t have those issues.” (09:24)

• Classic groaner from Tom:

  • Tom Griswold: "Hey, Josh, you know how to make a hormone?"
  • Josh Arnold: "Know how?"
  • Tom: "Don't pay her." (09:32)

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3. Scrapes, Bruises, and Clumsy Americans

[09:38 – 12:14]

• Josh Arnold shares research: “The average American gets a surprising 35 scrapes and bruises each year.” (09:57)

• Brand loyalty debates:

  • Josh Arnold: “I’m a Band Aid loyalist... go suck it Curad!” (10:07, 10:13)

• Main injury causes: distraction, clumsiness, and kitchen mishaps.

  • Josh: “More than 80% said they had a near-miss while distracted by their phones.” (11:03)
  • The group cites viral videos of people walking into fountains and Target’s “red balls.”

• Josh Arnold confesses: “I ran into one of those big Target red balls while looking at my phone. That was the day I stopped looking at my phone while walking.” (11:40)

• Tom Griswold factually correct: “The target red balls are not decorative.” (11:57)

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4. Mishaps at Home: Nail Polish & Head Wounds

[12:16 – 13:54]

• Personal stories:
  • Bob Kevoian tells of using acetone and Mr. Clean Magic Erasers to clean spilled nail polish. “Those [erasers] are alien technology, I’m convinced.” (13:11)
  • He describes a painful, Three Stooges-esque incident: “I stand up right out of a Three Stooges episode. Clonk.” (13:31)
  • Tom Griswold: “Nothing bleeds like a head wound.” (13:53)

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5. Brand Names: Band-Aids, Q-Tips & Hotel Disappointment

[14:11 – 14:58]

• Tom Griswold muses: “I can’t think of any other product where there’s such a difference between the number one brand and anything else. Maybe Q-tip?” (14:22)
• The group rants about poor substitutes—off-brand Q-tips in hotels.
• Josh Arnold colorfully: “To me, they’re like loose noodles. Q-tip is the only one that has the correct amount of stiffness... Oh, I go for brain.” (14:45–14:56)

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6. Tom’s Pool, Rafts, and Summer Snafus

[15:09 – END]

• Pool rafts & disclaimers:

  • Bob Kevoian: “The backside—5 inches by 30 inches—is just disclaimer... ‘This is not a life-saving device. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.’” (15:51)
  • Legal anxiety over pool equipment dominates.

• Never inviting coworkers?:

  • Josh Arnold: “He didn’t say hey, come on over. He said, I’ll send you a picture of my raft. We’re never gonna be invited to his house.” (16:27)

• Pool hygiene:

  • Bob: “I’ve talked to the guy about getting a filtration system, so after you leave, we can have the water replaced.” (16:35)
  • Josh Arnold: “Josh has very oily skin... you’ll want something to filter out the oyster crackers or whatever.” (16:43)
  • Bob Kevoian, deadpan: “5% diarrhea.” (16:51)
  • Josh Arnold: “No, Tom’s not wrong. I can swim in his pool. I’m diarrheing.” (16:55)

• Slip ‘n Slide mishaps:

  • Discussion about makeshift slip ‘n slides, soapy pools, and the dangers of off-brand “sandpaper” slip ‘n slides. (17:25–18:56)

• Diving boards and pool depth:

  • Tom Griswold: “To get a diving board, insurance is $500,000 a year.” (19:18)
  • Bob Kevoian: “Have you noticed every hotel on earth has taken out the diving boards?” (19:32)
  • Tom: “I never learned how to dive.” (20:03)
  • Bob: “I can teach you... You cannot wear a bathing suit.” (20:19, 20:39)
  • Tom: “Hey, hey, hey.” (20:45)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On medical innovation:
  “Constipation a thing of the past… get clogged up, you just shove the robots in.”
  — Bob Kevoian (05:29)

• On brand loyalty:
  “Go suck it, Curad… I’m a Band Aid loyalist!”
  — Josh Arnold (10:13)

• On distraction injuries:
  “I ran into one of those big Target red balls while looking at my phone. That was the day I stopped looking at my phone while walking.”
  — Josh Arnold (11:40)

• On summer pool safety:
  "For a diving board, insurance is $500,000 a year."
  — Tom Griswold (19:18)

• On pool etiquette & invitations:
  “He didn’t say, ‘hey, come on over.’ He said, ‘I’ll send you a picture of my raft.’ We’re never gonna be invited to his house.”
  — Josh Arnold (16:27)

• On aging and bodily harm:
  “Now that I’m essentially bald, a lot of bleeding when I hit my head.”
  — Josh Arnold (13:43)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Sinus Micro Robots — [04:44 – 06:28]
• Menopause & Sex Study — [06:34 – 09:15]
• Scrapes & Bruises Research — [09:38 – 12:14]
• Home Mishaps & Magic Erasers — [12:16 – 13:54]
• Brand Names Rant (Band-Aid/Q-Tip) — [14:11 – 14:58]
• Tom’s Pool & Summer Fun — [15:09 – END]

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Overall Episode Tone & Language

• Language: Casual, comedic, sometimes cheeky, with conversational asides and quick gags.
• Tone: Irreverent, playful, and often self-deprecating.

This BOB & TOM Extra captures the joy of silly science, relatable household disasters, and summertime nostalgia, making for an entertaining listen with plenty of laughs—whether you're a pool owner or just clumsy with a Band-Aid.

Transcript

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[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Producer)]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Sinus micro robots, plus scrapes and bruises and Tom's Pool. It's coming up in just a minute.

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh. Arnold Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Does the name Howie Felter Snatch make you laugh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes it does. I like Peter goes in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now what I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you I lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which TED Talk. Which TED talk did Howie Felter snatch do? I. I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

As you know, I watch a lot of C span and I see they were.

[Tom Griswold]

When I such thing when I was a kid, I lost my mind. The first time I heard the Pittsburgh Feelers, I couldn't stand it. Hi, Tom. How you doing, buddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just fine. I have a couple things in the news to make me angry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But first I didn't. I think you had. You'd picked out something. Christy, wasn't it like nose? What was it again?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, tiny nose robots. You want to hear about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope they're tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

Are these like nano robots that'll pick your nose for you?

Scientists say swores if you would let me finish.

[Tom Griswold]

God sakes, answer him. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Swarms of tiny robots inserted into your nose could one day be used to clear sinus infections.

No kidding.

The micro robots, which are a fraction of the width of a human hair, are injected into the sinus cavity and are then guided to their target by electromag magnetism. They can heat up to begin chemical reactions that wipe out bacterial infections.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're tiny. The ones that they're going to use for the robotic colonics are a lot bigger.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot bigger. Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

And a lot braver.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'll tell you what. Constipation a thing of the past. In the future you won't be. You get clogged up, you just shove the robots in and they go do their stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

The tiny robots were successfully.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, basically this wasn't what I added. Mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Were successfully inserted into animals during pre clinical trials and researchers believe they could be in clinical use within 10 years.

That's craziness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's not if I have anything to say about it. But what was the. What was the movie? Was it. Was it Fantastic Voyage? Were they sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Russia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was they shrink the.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't Donald Pleasence in that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. The poor guy gets amoebaed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I remember correctly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They give. Some of it does not go well for some.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And inner space too, where Martin Short has shrunk down and put. I'm sorry, Dennis Quaid has shrunk down and put into Martin Short's body. Travel around. Yeah. That's a fun one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that where he met Meg Ryan or something?

[Josh Arnold]

It is, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just published in the journal Menopause, a new study suggests that having more sex may reduce pain during menopause.

Says male doctors everywhere, by the way.

Says every man over 40.

[Bob Kevoian]

The fact that there's a magazine Menopause.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to laugh at, my friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, can you imagine the postman delivering that? I was on the COVID this week. Oprah again.

[Josh Arnold]

Researchers studied nearly 1,000 women aged 40 to 79.

Can you imagine?

Confirmed that the number of women having regular sexual activity decreased significantly with age.

Well, yeah, because they don't look as good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. They noted, however, that orgasm and satisfaction.

[Tom Griswold]

And now, Josh Arnold Angers.

[Josh Arnold]

America did not change with age.

22 year old in the year and a 71 year old. Who you banging?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you leave it up to them, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a 24 year old guy before I beg a 71 year old woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think we've.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you are walking a thin line, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have that record recorded? I want to. I want to send that to Josh. Ten years to the day from right now.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's not clear that I'm being an absolute idiot.

Women who engaged in regular sexual activity limited vulvar. Vulvar pain. I've never even heard that word.

[Tom Griswold]

Vulvar pain.

[Josh Arnold]

V U, L, V A R. That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like something from a Star Trek. So I have a question.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it be vulva pain? I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe it may be a typo.

[Josh Arnold]

That must be a typo. So irritation and dryness.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, I've lost my place here. So they're suggesting that women, a post menopause women should have more sex or.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're going through menopause, you should be having sex. Yes.

To alleviate the discomfort of menopause. All right. Well, this is good. I mean, I. Look, I know I've had friends and I remember being younger and friends. Moms going through it and it just seeming like a really tough, really hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I have. What was the pleasure? What was the name of the quarterly. Whatever it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Menopause.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just. That's just the name of the magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Menopause Quarterly just called Menopause.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it comes late, does it mean you're pregnant?

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

That's Menstruation magazine. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Menstruation magazine.

[Tom Griswold]

They understand their confusion.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it. It's like People and us.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the same magazine, but just slightly. Slightly different. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just wait. Your time's coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Did you find that to be an issue with you?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I have. I'm on. I mean, it's not some secret. I'm on hormone replacement therapy. Therapy. So I don't have those issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh, you know how to make a hormone?

[Josh Arnold]

Know how?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't pay her.

[Bob Kevoian]

The classic.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's not for everybody. Check with your doctor. I am not advocating. A new research reveals just how injury prone we Americans are conducted on behalf of curar. C U R A D. The cured.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

What's cure? Oh, the Band Aid people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

The Talker research survey of 2,000 adults found that the average American gets a surprising 35 scrapes and bruises each year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aha. Ergo.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a. I'm a Band aid.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're loyal to Band Aid?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

Yes. I don't even know this brand.

Go suck it Cured.

Is that the green one? Is it in a green label we have here?

I think. Yeah. I was like, oh, spring for the brand name.

I thought it was a cruise line.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

35. I get 35 bruises a week.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it says the average American gets 35. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Scrapes and bruises each year?

[Bob Kevoian]

Easily.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

Yeah.

More than half of those polled said they are more likely to get hurt in the summer. Well, it's because you're outside doing more stuff. Top causes are distraction, 35% clumsiness, 20%.

I don't buy this at all. And kitchen mishaps that people are clumsier in the summer. That just doesn't make.

Sorry.

It doesn't make much sense to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a correlation between people walking and staring at their phones?

[Josh Arnold]

More than 80%. Tom said they have had near miss while being distracted on their phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Yes, that. That makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

To me. Yep.

And about half of the parents surveyed said their child is even more accident prone than they are.

Have you run into something while looking at your phone?

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a famous video in the early days.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you talking about the fountain?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the guy that. And he sued. The guy's walking, staring.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope he didn't win. He probably did.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way. And he. And he walked right into a fountain and fell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a great video. There are a few of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't there one where a guy falls down a massive set of stairs and like some big public pl.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

I ran into one of those big target red balls while talking on the phone. I'm sorry. While looking at my phone. And then that was the day I stopped looking at my phone while walking. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So more stubbed toes caused by Instagram these days. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The target red balls are not decorative.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they also. They don't. Not a lot of give.

[Tom Griswold]

No. They are there for a reason.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are those made of concrete?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. And don't look up. Why they're.

[Josh Arnold]

I shinned it. Good boy.

You've had to have run into something looking at your phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, probably. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than other drivers, I'm guessing haven't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Run into any other automobiles recently. Recently I clocked my head. Oh twice over the weekend like an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

On.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I make a mention this heart spilled nail polish on stone. On a beautiful stone. I hope she's ground floor.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ground her? She's going to do it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I'm gonna become her. I'm up there. I went over to Target, funny enough and I bought. What's this stuff called? Acetone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Polish remover.

[Josh Arnold]

You a tone not Tate. Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, there are both but right one's.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, I want to thank the guy that someone sent me a really good tip because I had trouble getting it off for the first.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a surprise. Anyone listening?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are those? Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are alien technology. I'm convinced.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thanks for the tip. That actually anybody But I'm so I'm down on my knees doing this thing. Someone comes up from behind.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And opens it. Opens the drawer on the vanity in the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean B hole.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't notice it. And I stand up right out of a Three Stooges episode. Clonk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that hurts.

Why didn't they shut the drawer?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was so angry. I bet the expletives immediately started.

[Tom Griswold]

And it cut your head.

[Bob Kevoian]

You said Yeah, I was really upset.

[Josh Arnold]

It used to when I had hair, there was a time where I would hit my head. No bleeding. Now that I'm essentially bald, a lot of bleeding when I hit my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing bleeds like a head wound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, nothing. That's your true. Once again, thanks for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show. We have heads bleeding and we are. We've decided Band Aids is Band Aids.

[Tom Griswold]

Cure ad Band Aids. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, curad people, I'm sorry. I wasn't familiar with your product. I didn't. Brand loyal, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but. And I always ask for a Band Aid. It's one of the things like it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Kleenex and if there's anything any other product that there's such a difference between the number one brand and anything else, I can't think of one that's Q tip is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Q Tip is a bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Difference than Band Aid, but I agree with you. I think any other.

[Josh Arnold]

The margin is huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hotels have those off brand Q Tips.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like sticks in your ear even.

[Bob Kevoian]

Though they're golf pencils.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, see, I disagree. To me, they're like loose noodles. They're not stiff enough at all. Q tip is the only one that has the correct amount of stiffness.

You're really getting in there.

Oh, I go for brain.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to put them in your ear, though. It says right on the box.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that's just because.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a bigger lie in America?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what we were saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't put these in your ear. Okay, I won't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was talking to just to ask a about this. We got a couple of. Of pool rafts. You know, they have the big pillow in the back. It's like you have to blow it up.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're pool rafts as opposed to the land rafts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's the difference, Josh. They float. I'll float.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, you got the ra know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just thankful that that's all the explanation we got because I thought we were going down.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take a picture of it down the river.

[Tom Griswold]

The pool raft, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

A floating one.

[Tom Griswold]

A floating.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was reason for me to expand upon it. You members of the illiterati will understand in a matter of moments.

[Tom Griswold]

They are a verbose bunch, your group, aren't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

The backside of them. The entire backside. Yeah. I mean it's like 5 inches by 30 inches is disclaimer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you know, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is not a life saving device. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, a lot of blah, blah, blah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a lot of lawyering going on in the business of making a life raft. I mean. I know. See what happens there Now I'm gonna get sued. I'll take a picture. It's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please. We want to see your wrap.

[Bob Kevoian]

See it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Have us over for a pool party. Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

That's interesting. He didn't say, hey, come on over.

Right?

He said, I'll send you a picture of my raft.

We've never gonna be invited to his house.

Ever have a work swim party?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've talked to the guy about getting a filtration system, so after you leave, we can have the water replaced.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what he thinks of us.

Josh has very oily skin. You'll want something to filter out the oyster crackers or whatever it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

5% diarrhea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. No, he. Tom's not wrong. I can swim in his pool. I'm diarrheing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care about diary or not. I'm. I'm moving in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prepping with proof what's coming up in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a hot tub also, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I hate those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's hot tubs.

[Josh Arnold]

Your pool doesn't have a hot tub.

[Bob Kevoian]

Built into it, like just a simple rectangular pool.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. Oh, simple diving board.

[Bob Kevoian]

No Pool house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Slide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Slide, no. Although we did try to set up a slip and slide. I told you. We got an off brand slip and slide, which apparently was made of sandpaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you need a slip inside if you've got a pool?

Because they're different. They're fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're little kids. They. They get sick of swimming and they want to do tricks and they want to run up to the pool and slide. 30ft.

[Josh Arnold]

Girls as dumb as guys. Because if this were the case for my brothers, we would try to figure it out where we could slip and slide into the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, that's what we did all weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we took it. We.

[Josh Arnold]

How did you slip and slide on concrete?

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a very painfully. We have. We have. We have grass leading up to the pool. There's only like a foot of stone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't have what they call hard. What do they call it? Hard space or hard something.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. What do they call it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's hard penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what it's called?

[Tom Griswold]

The Conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something else. We have a. We took a big gym mat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I just sat there with a hose.

[Tom Griswold]

Now walk me through gym.

[Josh Arnold]

What are those?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not keeping up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I know it worked, but I'm. I'm in the market for a decent slip and slide.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the whammo, people. It starts when I was a kid.

It began. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crocodile Mile was also great.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were out of them, and we got some off brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you guys cut up garbage bags?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we never did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Dishwasher lotion on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, that's got to work.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to go 3mil on the garbage bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but you're better. You're better off getting a giant thing of viscount. But you're right. We did. We did. My pool is now full of. Of soap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You take that spray. Whatever it's called, Dawn. Yeah, and that's. That helped, too, but I just stood there with the sprinkler thing on them, and.

[Josh Arnold]

So now you have bubbles in your pool. That's cool.

Yeah.

Foam party now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that'll counteract the diarrhea, though. Josh goes swimming.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now, I want to say, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Might go off the diving board.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't have a diving board.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right over the edge. I don't care. I want everyone to see me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think to get a diving board, I think the insurance is $500,000 a year.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems unreasonable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You have to have. If you do have one, you've got to have. The pool has to be, like, 16ft deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you noticed every hotel on earth has taking out the diving boards?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now you have to get a diving board. That's grandfathered in. I think that comes with the house that you're buying.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't want one. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't like fun?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I like fun, but I don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, the dive diving board, what they call them nowadays. The Widowmaker.

[Josh Arnold]

The Lou Gaines 3000.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. My lawyer's on vacation this week, so it's a good time not to have a diving.

[Josh Arnold]

Diving boards. We're all alive.

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

True. Well.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I never learned how.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Never did. Never learned how to dive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I can teach you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not a diver either, but nobody wants to see a fat guy dive.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I wrestle with. Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I can teach you how to dive. It's Real easy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to come to your house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I will teach you. It's very simple. You get down in a little ball and grip your knees like this. And just put your head down and I push you. And pretty soon you'll be diving 10 minutes later. It's a very easy trick.

[Tom Griswold]

This doesn't involve a burlap sack at all, does it?

[Josh Arnold]

And a concrete blocks.

[Bob Kevoian]

The thing is.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you tying around my feet?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, the key to this chick is when I teach you how to die, you cannot wear a bathing suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

You've gone into some kind of weird.

[Tom Griswold]

You let big daddy talk how he talks. I like it.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Producer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google, Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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