B&T Extra: So Many Words, Comedian Tommy Brennen, & a toaster

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast: B&T Extra - So Many Words, Comedian Tommy Brennan, & a Toaster

Date: October 8, 2025
Hosts: Tom, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Kelly
Guest: Comedian Tommy Brennan

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Overview

This episode of BOB & TOM Extra is a lively mixture of comic banter, quirky life stories, and a celebration of rising star Tommy Brennan, who is set to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. The hosts swap tales about tricky words, dad humor, family antics, new gadgets—including a high-tech toaster—and even share their breakfast preferences, all while keeping the conversational pace fast and playful.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "So Many Words"—Language and Childhood Teasing

(01:29–04:14)

• Panelists kick off with self-deprecating stories about words they consistently mispronounce:
  • Bob struggles with "municipal."
  • Josh finds "commitment" tricky.
• This segues into a conversation about family dynamics and teasing during adolescence.
  • Chick shares how parental "gay jokes" embarrassed him in front of peers.
  • Josh recounts his dad's old-school, jokingly homophobic gestures.
    • Quote: “My dad ... didn’t often say gay, but he would do the— I haven’t seen this in a long time—he would let his wrist go very low.” (Josh, 03:10)

2. Tommy Brennan: From Studio Guest to SNL Star

(04:14–08:14)

• The crew congratulates Tommy Brennan on landing a spot at SNL.
  • They reminisce about his previous guest spot and note his signature windbreaker seen in all his photos.
  • Good-natured jokes speculate whether the windbreaker is a deliberate style or a sign of poverty.
    • Quote: “He has his look ... and evidently it’s poor.” (Bob Kevoian, 05:33)
• Playback of Tommy’s February interview:
  • Tommy's relationship: Just marked one year with his comedian girlfriend—they met in real life (not on an app).
    • Quote: “I got off the apps...I saw my cousin on Tinder—oh, how was that date?” (Tommy Brennan, 07:02)
  • He humorously discusses relationship "fights" becoming comedy material.
    • Quote: “It’s never worth winning the fight, you know? Have you ever won an argument against your girlfriend or wife and then been like, wow, the vibes in here are great?” (Tommy Brennan, 07:45)
• The crew shares Tommy’s reaction to their congratulatory texts—he’s gracious and hasn’t let fame go to his head.

3. Life at Home: Photos, Pets, and Family Antics

(08:15–12:10)

• Bob’s “cowboy hat” photo is a panel highlight; Kelly jokes about sharing it as her "boss."
  • Tom quips: “You look at that and you automatically think he’s got a ranch in Montana and 12 inches long.”
• Bob recounts a sleepless night, ending up in bed with his dog, his wife, and his daughter sleeping on the floor—in a human-sized dog bed.
  • The origins of the human dog bed are explained, and its appeal to both daughter and pet.
• Bob’s daughter tries to cleverly push for a new dog by asking him to suggest dog names, then announcing it to her mom as if it’s already decided.

4. "I’m Gonna Try Something I’ve Never Done Before..."

(12:10–14:10)

• The cast riffs on the prompt: things they've never done before.
  • Josh’s joke: “Look at a man and not lust after him—apologize to him.”
  • Bob: “Watch a porno to the end.”
    • Chick’s response: “If you’re watching it to the end, there’s a problem with you.” (13:08)
• Bob shares a life lesson from a junior high test that revealed he never reads instructions—a habit he acknowledges hasn’t changed.

5. A Toaster Tale: Dunking Toast, Breakfasts, & Smart Appliances

(14:21–19:38)

• Josh decides to dunk toast into his coffee—live—only to proclaim, “Yeah, there’s no reason to do that. It’s awful.” (Josh Arnold, 15:00)
• The panel launches into passionate debates about the “right way” to eat breakfast—avocado toast, limp vs. crispy bacon, deep-dish pizza as a side, big breakfasts, nostalgia for “rediscovered” waffles, and more.
• Tom reveals he owns a high-tech Wi-Fi and password-enabled toaster, to much mockery from the others:
  • Quote: "It's 2025. It's hammer time. ... Every piece of toast is perfect." (Tom, 17:32)
  • Bob counters: "If your toaster needs a password, I'm out." (19:39)
• The segment ends on stories about the “hot dog toaster,” which apparently seals the deal with the ladies.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On language struggles:
  • Bob: “We all have a word we can't say properly. You can't say municipal.” (01:41)
• On family teasing:
  • Chick: "Do you know what it's like when your [parent] makes a gay joke about you in front of your friends who are also 14?" (02:45)
• On Tommy Brennan’s wardrobe:
  • Bob: “I think it’s...I’m sure he’s decided that’s his look...and evidently it’s poor.” (05:33)
• On couples fighting:
  • Tommy: “It’s never worth winning the fight, you know?...No one’s happy with your behavior." (07:45)
• On smart gadgets:
  • Tom: "It's 2025. ... Every piece of toast is perfect." (17:32)
  • Bob: "If your toaster needs a password, I'm out." (19:39)
• On breakfast philosophy:
  • Tom: “You know how to live, don’t you?” (16:53)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:29] - Host banter about mispronounced words and family jokes
• [04:14] - Tommy Brennan’s SNL announcement and wardrobe jokes
• [06:02] - Tommy Brennan interview (original, February)
• [08:15] - Photo banter, Bob’s cowboy look, home life stories
• [12:10] - "Try something new" comic riff
• [14:21] - Toast, coffee dunking experiment
• [17:01] - Wi-Fi enabled toasters; kitchen tech debates
• [19:50] - Hot dog toaster demo

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Tone & Atmosphere

The episode is brimming with quick wit, gentle ribbing, and nostalgic storytelling. The hosts’ camaraderie is infectious, anchored by the playful teasing that long-time listeners expect. Tommy Brennan’s inclusion brings an extra spark as the panel roots for one of their own making it big. The show maintains its light, comedic energy throughout, even when discussing everyday mishaps and generational divides over technology.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

Expect a rapid-fire, joke-heavy roundtable that covers everything from awkward family moments and the excitement of seeing a friend succeed, to the humorous perils of modern "smart" kitchen appliances. This episode captures the Bob & Tom Show’s magic: turning the ordinary into the delightfully absurd—whether debating toasters or reminiscing about adolescent embarrassments.

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Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. So many words. Plus comedian Tommy Brennan and Chick's toaster. It's on the way in just a minute.

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[Narrator/Announcer]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Tommy Brennan]

Hi.

[Tom]

Welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, it's on my thing over here. Okay, we got. Hey, look, as Chuck McGee just said, there are a lot of words out there. How can we be expected to know all of them?

[WhatsApp Advertiser]

Exactly.

[Tom]

Come on, be realistic.

[Bob Kevoian]

We all have a word we can't say properly. You can't say municipal.

[Kelly]

Municipal. Now, I really think about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I can't say not municipal.

[Kelly]

Like I used to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, bowl. Bowl. No, you have a bowl of cereal and you're. And. And you go to Pamplona for the charging of the bulls.

[Tom]

There's something still wrong with what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's my, oh, broadcast quality voice.

[Josh Arnold]

I have trouble saying commitment. One of the words I have trouble getting out of my mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try saying this one. It's kind of complicated. Heterosexual.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's like having a fourth brother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Consider Josh. I consider Josh my. My little brother because I never had a little brother.

[Kelly]

Yeah, we know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have two older brothers and a sister, but I never. I'm the one that always got pounded.

[Tom]

I thought you did have a little brother. No, it was like a Kennedy situation, though. They sent him away or something.

[Chick McGee]

Lobotomized Josh, do you know what it's like when when your makes a gay joke about you in front of your friends who are also 14. And then I absolutely do, but yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I would get that so much. Like, they're already calling me gay constantly. I don't need you doing it in front of them. That's not going to help my case at all.

[Kelly]

You bullied your own kids.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad was a very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never pass up an opportunity for a good joke, no matter who.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's going to ruins.

[Josh Arnold]

And my dad had a very similar philosophy. He was a very tolerant man, of course, but he. Yeah, he didn't often say gay, but he would do the. I haven't seen this in a long time. He would let his wrist go very low.

[Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom]

He'd look at somebody and go, yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, if I said something like, oh, yeah, you know, I've got a show choir practice. He might look to somebody else and do the limp wrist.

[Tom]

Oh, well, that's beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

We were doing prom photos, and everyone looks great in Texas, and you all.

[Tom]

Are dressed in white, I think.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not one of those. We're all just.

[Josh Arnold]

We're all just here.

[Chick McGee]

We're all dresses. And her ducks is all right. Everyone smile. And he goes, now, hands up. Very gay. All the parents.

[Josh Arnold]

About half the parents left.

[Chick McGee]

Two kind of.

[Tom]

Oh, gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right. Trying to get everybody to chuckle.

[Chick McGee]

It's a good photo.

[Tom]

That was like a mini focus group. Some people go, hey, go get him, Tom. And others go, this is horrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Okay, go on. Now, you brought in a friend of yours, I want to say, in late February of this year.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tommy Brennan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tommy Brennan. And I just saw a couple days ago he is going to be one of the new cast members of Saturday Night Live.

[Chick McGee]

He did it, everybody.

[Tom]

He did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll tell you something funny about this. When I saw the article I started, I just, you know, went down the rabbit hole, and I noticed that in every picture of Tommy Brennan, he's wearing the same. What do you call a. Tracksuit? Yeah, kind of like windbreaker. That's the word I'm looking for. And so I went and I looked in my phone, and when he was here, we took a picture with him.

[Kelly]

Same windbreaker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same windbreaker. I'm not kidding. It's. If you go to our social media, you can see a picture.

[Kelly]

Maybe that's his comfort blanket.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I thought it was just kind of funny. I think it's. It's. I'm sure he's decided that's his look. Yeah. And he just looks perfect for snl. But he's a young guy, really good looking guy.

[Tom]

Hang on a second, Tom. You don't mean you think he might be poor?

[Kelly]

He can't afford anything but the one jacket.

[Tom]

Is that possible? Just one shabby windbreaker?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I hadn't thought of that possibility, but.

[Tom]

What do you think, Josh? Could he be poor?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I. I don't want to think of such.

[Tom]

I certainly don't want to suspect that of anyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a very successful young comedian. He could. I just. He has.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

He has his look.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And we all have our look.

[Tom]

And evidently it's poor.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I tend to dress the same in the same stuff pretty much every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It makes life a lot easier.

[WhatsApp Advertiser]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever you say. I know you've got your. Of course. You've got your nice jacket on today. That's a great. I thought we would hear a little bit of something from Tommy. Does that sound reasonable? Yeah, boy. Okay, here he is. He was in our. This is from February of this year. Tommy Brennan. We've learned a few things.

[Tommy Brennan]

You are from St. Paul, Minnesota.

[Bob Kevoian]

Minnesota. You're 30, but you look 18. Interesting. Do you have a. I should. A girlfriend. You are married. What's going on?

[Tommy Brennan]

I'm in a. Yeah. I've got a girlfriend. Just hit a year.

[Kelly]

All right.

[Tom]

You gotta get out of there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hang in there.

[Tommy Brennan]

That second year, we're fighting a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy Brennan]

We're gonna make it. Yeah, it's. It's good.

[Tom]

Call her woman a lot.

[Kelly]

Okay.

[Tom]

And try this one. You're not a. You're just acting like one.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tommy Brennan]

Always say acting like I've thrown that out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try that.

[Tommy Brennan]

So that's helping. Yes. Ye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's a great line that always.

[Tommy Brennan]

Did you meet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you meet her in a traditional manner or was this one of those Internet online traditional? We did.

[Tommy Brennan]

We met in real life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. That's good.

[Tom]

I think Internet might be traditional now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Sadly. That's so weird.

[Chick McGee]

Sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

But, Tommy, you met yours in real.

[Tommy Brennan]

Life, as you said, met mine in real life. I had gotten off the apps. Yeah. I didn't like the dating apps. I saw my cousin on Tinder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how was that date?

[Tommy Brennan]

Well, yeah, it was good. The problem is we had to see each other in person then. And then she was like, I saw you and she was like, what if I accidentally swiped Right. I was like, we would have matched balls in your court, Kourtney. But no. So I deleted Tinder after that. We met in real life, me and my At a bar, girlfriend, family reunion. But no, she's a comic as well, so. Yeah. So we were friends for, like, four years and then started things up when I moved to New York.

[Tom]

Cool.

[Tommy Brennan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does she fix your jokes for you?

[Tommy Brennan]

I would say she's the inspiration for some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, That's a good answer to yeah.

[Tommy Brennan]

We get in a fight, and then I walk away after I lose, and then I write it down. I just. It's never worth winning the fight, you know? Have you ever won an argument against your girlfriend or wife and then been like, wow, the vibes in here are great. I'm happy with my behavior.

[Chick McGee]

He's crying. I'm calling my boys to see Celebrate. Yeah, I won this time.

[Tommy Brennan]

She thinks all the points I made.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were really, really smart. Yeah. There you go. Tommy Brennan. He's going to be on snl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cool.

[Kelly]

So cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Very nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll never hear from him again.

[Kelly]

Had he auditioned when he had been in here in February, do you know?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so, but I texted him. I was like, hey, man, congratulations. And then he did text back. It was a nice guy, because I'm sure you're getting 1 million of these. Don't even feel the need to. He rules. I'm very happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is. He did reply, which is because he replied to me, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What? He's a new phone. Who dis?

[Bob Kevoian]

But I.

[Tom]

Very, very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who this is.

[Kelly]

They have posted a picture of you and your cowboy hat from Picture Day last. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

That picture is amazing.

[Kelly]

That picture is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding me with that?

[Kelly]

Right? Who the hell is that guy that.

[Tom]

Looks like Kevin Costner's double.

[Chick McGee]

Is that for your book called Corralling?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I like that title.

[Tom]

Corralling the Morons and Paran. Herding Cats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Have you ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Has there ever been a hotter picture taken at Tom?

[Kelly]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on. Christy doesn't even know what to do with it. I know.

[Kelly]

I shared it to my story and I just put my boss. I didn't even know what to write.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have that. I have that mean look because I currently have a medical issue that's really putting me in a lot of pain. So if I look like I'm in pain, I am.

[Tom]

You look at that and you automatically think, he's got a. A ranch in Montana and 12 inches long, you know, I didn't think you.

[Chick McGee]

Can tell that from the picture.

[Tom]

These guys.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like you're gonna sell me some low T meds. Oh, I want to be that guy.

[Kelly]

Kelly's got to put that on her nightstand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that, that won't happen.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great photo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last night she had to go run out and do a bunch of stuff. Had to do an airport running stuff. So I went to, I went to bed early because I'm not really feeling great, and I, and I wake up in the middle of night and I. Oh, there she's right next to me. I'm not kidding. It's a large white golden retriever.

[Josh Arnold]

So did you stop kissing?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's not supposed to be in the bed. Yeah, he's a little Mr. Fletcher. Like, what are you doing here? But I didn't, I'm not in any condition to throw him off the bed. So I just go, okay, roll over and let her deal with it. Then I wake up this morning, there's me, there's Mr. Fletcher, and there's Kelly. So she, she decided I'm too tired to deal with this too, so. And then our nine year old girl was sleeping in the dog bed on the floor. And I'm not making any of that up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she loves that, doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

She Loves that dog bed.

[Josh Arnold]

They have human dog beds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we bought a human dog bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's. She keeps it up in a room, but when she, she drags it downstairs, brings it into our room, it's wonderful. And then if she's not in it, the dog is in it, but she, then occasionally they're both in it.

[Chick McGee]

She's a weird little girl.

[Josh Arnold]

She's very odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I told you. You didn't hear about this scam.

[Tom]

So we're, We're.

[Chick McGee]

Are the girls scamming you?

[Bob Kevoian]

We're traveling over the weekend and this is brilliant. Hart says to me, what's a good name for a girl dog? You know, I love naming stuff. So, you know, and we were standing in line at the airport. Oh, I got like a Kiki or Koki. And then asked, who your favorite TV people? And gotta come up with all these names. And then she, I finally get. She goes, oh, yeah, I like that one. Daddy. Hey, mom, we're getting another dog. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't agree to that.

[Josh Arnold]

I was surprised that when you asked who are your favorite TV people? She wanted to name her dog Hannity. She's only, she's only eight.

[Chick McGee]

She wants to start Fletcher and friends at the house. She thinks it'll be fun. Late night.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just hope there aren't kids out there that love that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be just awful? Yeah, you spent your childhood watching Meet the Press. Have some fun. For God's sake, turn the TV off. Don't let them watch that. I don't care what your politics.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't let them watch any politics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God, I'm enjoying. Let them have some fun. Dogs, sleds, skiing, anything.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna do something I've never done before in my life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at a man and not lust.

[Chick McGee]

After him, apologize to him.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, we're on the board.

[Tom]

I'm gonna say, now, this isn't me. This is the format, okay? Wrap up, leftovers.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I don't. This is all fair.

[Tom]

This is all the same.

[Chick McGee]

I was going a different route. But still mean, apologize to a woman.

[Tom]

Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've spent too much time doing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, you have one.

[Kelly]

Well, I was gonna say not eat this last piece of pizza.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got one more, one more, one more. It's very obvious. It's. It's a hack, but go ahead. Now, what's the setup again?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to try something I've never done before in my life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watch a porno to the end.

[Tom]

Boy, those are. I get sleepy too. Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

My goodness.

[Kelly]

Does anyone do that?

[Chick McGee]

Psychos. Honestly, if you're watching it to the end, there's a problem with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That does remind me of something. I. I was Talking to my 12 year old about taking tests. I will. This is kind of boring, but I'll try to make it quick. I will never forget this one exam where I was sitting. It was in Mr. Marks's room in junior high school. And they. They passed out this test. And, you know, I sat down and it was kind of a surprise thing, and I was really concerned about it. And the first question was, be sure to read the entire test before. And I, of course, didn't. I sat there frantically filling it out and I kept seeing people walking up and handing him the test. And of course, if you read the whole thing, the last things was, don't fill this out, just bring it up to the front. And that was always a lesson for me. Hey, if it says maybe if you follow the instructions, yes. And to this day, as you know, if you know me, I never follow instructions. And I never. I never read manuals. No.

[Kelly]

So you didn't learn a damn thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I didn't. I keep reminding myself. Why don't I remember to do that?

[Tom]

I follow. I have a follow up. This was the hurry up version of your story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It's a lesson, though, to be learned.

[Tom]

So, anyway, Josh, what are you going to do that you've never done before in your life?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was going dunk this toast into my coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second. Are you sure you're ready for that?

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'm ready, yeah. I mean, I've been waiting 47 years.

[Kelly]

Been talking about this piece of toast for an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been an excellent piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait a minute. You haven't had that piece of toast in your hand for an hour, have you?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda.

[Kelly]

He toasted it about an hour.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the longest time food has survived in front of you in Asia.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a little stiff, I'll be honest. So I thought, oh, maybe I'll soften it up here with coffee. Okay, I'm dunking.

[Tommy Brennan]

You're crazy, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Not. Not many people do. No, it's awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're ruining it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

You're getting crumbs in your coffee.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're ruining it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's no reason to do that. Yeah, it's awful.

[Tom]

Now you've ruined your toast and your coffee.

[Chick McGee]

It's like crunchy and sog at the same time. It's a texture nightmare.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a real mistake.

[Tom]

We now know what is your favorite, your favorite breakfast, Christy.

[Kelly]

My favorite breakfast?

[Tom]

You go out, you can order anything you want. Oh, can I guess?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A piece of avocado toast.

[Josh Arnold]

And it really is good, though.

[Kelly]

It is good, but that wouldn't be.

[Christopher]

It toasted slightly.

[Tom]

I used a virgin avocado.

[Chick McGee]

He is being mean. But one time I walked in here, you were eating three Raisinets on a piece of paper.

[Kelly]

Oh, I always have four raisins. I only take four at a time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, four what a pig. Four Raisinets. I was going to take an hour at the gym.

[Kelly]

Two eggs over easy, sourdough toast and bacon and hash browns. Crispy bacon, hash brown casserole. I kind of like mine a little limper.

[Tom]

No, that's the wrong way to.

[Kelly]

I don't like crispy bacon.

[Tom]

Josh, your favorite breakfast.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to say scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, two sausage links.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And side of deep dish pizza.

[Chick McGee]

That's so mean.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so mean.

[Tom]

Four biscuits.

[Josh Arnold]

Two. Two biscuits with gravy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some home fries and then a piece of French toast stacked on a pancake. Stacked On a waffle.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good.

[Tom]

I found my. I had no idea. I rediscovered maybe think of you, Tom. I rediscovered waffles over the weekend. I was so excited. I got a really great waffle.

[Kelly]

Belgian waffle.

[Tom]

Yeah. Real thick. One over easy, two eggs over easy, and crispy bacon. Man, it was the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's nice to rediscover something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Off the air. I was just saying I'd had a toast for the first time in months over the weekend. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

This is great. Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I should do this all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

It really can be a treat.

[Tom]

You know how to live, don't you? Yeah. Let me ask you something. On your toaster now, do you. Do you have to push a lever down to get your toast to toast?

[Kelly]

No, I have a toaster.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Kelly]

Conventional oven, you don't have to push a lever down.

[Tom]

No, I just put the toast in and it lowers it by. By itself.

[Kelly]

I don't have a toaster.

[Chick McGee]

Can you adjust, like, how toasted it is on your phone?

[Kelly]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

We.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our culture needed that. Yeah. Thank. Thank God I can take my phone to help me make my toast.

[Tom]

Oh, you don't have one.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there. Let me ask you this. Is there a password for your toaster?

[Tom]

Well, if you count the password to my WI fi, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's incredible, dude.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

You just put a Wi Fi enabled toaster.

[Tom]

Well, yeah. It's 2025. It's hammer time. Come on, you got to get on this. It's an imac and it's a magnet. Every piece of toast is perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never made.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hear about it.

[Tom]

Never burned a piece of toast.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know I don't have.

[Kelly]

Never made toast at your house?

[Bob Kevoian]

Never.

[Tom]

Toast is toast. Like coffee. It's out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Do you own a toaster?

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably. But is there a toaster in my house?

[Chick McGee]

No. Remember one time we wanted to make toaster strudel and then we didn't have a toaster. And made in the microwave. And then my friend Eric beat me up. And then you walked in the kitchen and he was beating me up because we didn't have a toaster.

[Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we didn't have a toaster.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was a really specific injury.

[Tom]

Are you in a gang?

[Chick McGee]

Me and him were kind of confused.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, let me ask you something.

[Tom]

You know, last time I was here, you didn't have a toaster. Did you learn anything?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. You guys convinced me. And I've got one of those Air. Air fryer that's great. I love it.

[Kelly]

You don't have a toaster oven?

[Bob Kevoian]

I doubt it. I don't know. I never looked around. But that's nice. Everybody's had their nice toaster.

[Kelly]

I want to know what kind of toaster.

[Tom]

I'd rather not say on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, are you a biscuits and gravy man?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, interesting.

[Tom]

Now, do you. Do you look down on biscuits and gravy? Do you consider that pedestrian? Do you consider that white trash?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, if you eat biscuits and gravy, when you look down, you can't see your penis because you're so fat.

[Tom]

No, I don't think that's ever enters.

[Chick McGee]

Into a special treat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean, like once a year.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe, but somewhere, someplace had the lumberjack breakfast. And I would order it all the time. I forget what it was, but. Or where it was, but it was called the lumberjack. And I would get it, and it was just a ton of. It was essentially a breakfast buffet served you and I would get it. And then I went, you know, this meal is appropriate for a lumberjack. I'm not doing. My problem is I'm not doing any of the lumberjack things. You're during the rest of my day. And so it's just. I'm just saving it all in my body.

[Chick McGee]

You're not even chopping one tree down. Save a whole forest.

[Josh Arnold]

Like swinging anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, swinging syrup over some pancakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Making sure you get a good glaze.

[Chick McGee]

On top of there.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I can't. I've had it with the password thing. If your toaster needs a password, I'm out. Everything, everything needs it.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait to stand it. I will eventually own this toaster. I love toasting things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you have the hot dog toaster?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Explain how that works, people. It has two slots for buns, and then it has four slots. Maybe it's just. I forget. But it has some cylindrical cylinder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cylindrical slots for the hot dogs. Do they fit in vertically?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. And you'd be surprised. They don't drip. Really? They don't. Yeah, everything's good. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

That probably impresses the ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

They are often. I mean, I take them home. My hot dog toaster seals the deal. It does the heavy lift, and it does match.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure there's like three hot dogs and three bun holders. I assume it's the unlike, you know.

[Tom]

Sometimes the buzz don't match up with the hot dog.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra catch. Us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher. For Bob and Tom Xtra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Action.

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