B&T Extra: Spam Dog, Swimwear, & Penis de Milo

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Spam Dog, Swimwear, & Penis de Milo
Date: June 11, 2026
Hosts & Regulars: Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oster

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra dives into the delightful oddities of American and international culture through food, art, and news, peppered with the show’s signature blend of quick wit and playful banter. The hosts tackle topics like the newly launched Spam Dog, a museum event in Switzerland that encouraged visitors to wear swimwear, and a string of comedic riffs around classical art and quirky news stories—including the infamous “Penis de Milo.” Expect loose conversation and lots of laughter as they riff off the headlines.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Spam Dog Launch

[03:09 - 05:54]

• Topic Introduced:
  Kristi Lee brings up "Spam Dog" in the news.

• Discussion:

  • The team jokes about what a "Spam Dog" might be—either a hot dog made from Spam or a dog that eats Spam.
  • Jeff Oster: "Or a dog that was made out of Spam."
  • They clarify it’s a new hot dog product made from Spam, debuting at the National Restaurant Association meeting in Chicago, designed for stadiums and convenience stores.
  • The curiosity turns into ingredient comparison.
  • Kristi Lee: "Hot dogs have a thousand other ingredients."
  • Pat Godwin: "What is the difference between hot dog and Spam ingredients?"
    He reads: "Pork shoulder, ham, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrate."
  • They reminisce about visiting the Spam Museum and joke about Spam’s popularity in Hawaii.
  • Pat Godwin: "Spam is extraordinarily popular in Hawaii. They have it at McDonald’s."
  • Microwave hot dog prep comes up; debate about microwaving food follows.
  • Pat Godwin: "There are a lot of morons out there. Look at the Internet. They're allowed to vote and everything. It's amazing." [06:26]

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2. Swimwear at the Museum—Cezanne’s "The Bathers" Event

[06:38 - 08:45]

• Topic Introduced:
  Josh Arnold reports on art lovers donning swimwear for a Cezanne exhibition in Basel, Switzerland.

• Discussion:

  • Event created by artist Maurizio Cattelan encourages people to wear bikinis, swim caps, and walk barefoot in the museum garden.
  • Kristi Lee (mock academic): "Very derivative of Chlomsky."
  • They riff on art history, pronunciations, and whether Impressionists should’ve done ‘impressions.’
  • Jeff Oster (as Groucho): "This is Groucho Marx."
  • Amusing speculation about museums doing similar events based on other sculptures:
    • Pat Godwin: "Michelangelo’s David Day, you got a bunch of guys walking around with their dongs hanging out." [07:53]
    • Kristi Lee: "Venus de Milo day—nobody could get in."
    • Pat Godwin: "You have to have an arm to open the door. Remember that."
  • The group lands on the joke "Penis de Milo."
    • Kristi Lee: "Now I'm googling Penis de Milo just to see."
    • Jeff Oster: "She did Hendrix, right?" [about Cynthia Plaster Caster]
  • Educational aside: Cynthia Plaster Caster and her casts of rock star genitalia.

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3. Unusual News Bites and Graduation Party Stories

[09:31 - 13:31]

• Medical curiosity:
  Introduces “samastia”—jokes about it being ‘farting out of your nose’ before acknowledging it’s something even weirder.

• Graduation party story:
  Pat Godwin shares being at a party with football grads; a five-year-old asks the group, “Are you all rappers?”
  Pat Godwin: "It’s like having a talking dog. It’s like having a ventriloquist puppet come to life." [10:33]

• Valedictorian glut:

  • 21 valedictorians at one Long Island high school.
  • Kristi Lee: "I fought a battle at that school."
  • Discussion turns to AI’s influence on grades and how mass valedictorians dilutes the honor.
  • Pat Godwin: "The salutatorian's got to feel like a loser." [13:11]

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4. America's Favorite Pizza Chains

[14:24 - 18:48]

• Survey Results:

  • Pat Godwin: "Pizza Hut number one."
  • Other big chains: Domino’s, Papa John’s, Little Caesars, Marco’s Pizza.
  • Regional love for Jets and Marcos.
  • Josh Arnold: Says he rarely eats pizza in a restaurant anymore; it's mostly delivery or carry out.
  • Homemade pizza memories:
    • Pat Godwin: "You can make a nice $10 pizza for $40."
    • Kids’ toppings: pepperoni vs. sausage debate.

• Music Segment:
  Pat Godwin plays "Matter of Crust," a Billy Joel parody about pizza.
  Pat Godwin (singing): "It's always been a matter of crust…"

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5. More Wacky News and Riffs

[18:53 - 20:55]

• Tourist Jumps in Trevi Fountain:

  • New Zealander filmed jumping into Rome's Trevi Fountain.
  • Kristi Lee (deadpan): "Where is this Trevi Fountain?"
    • Running joke about explaining obvious things and over-explaining (e.g., what a party is).

• Italy travel tips:

  • Pat Godwin: "If you're going to Italy, Venice and Rome last on your list."
  • Jeff Oster: "[Is] the Trevi Fountain number one, huh? No, no, no, no..."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Spam Dog confusion:
  Jeff Oster: "Or a dog that was made out of Spam." [03:23]

• On Spam at the buffet:
  Pat Godwin: "You walk up and there’s a dog sculpture you’re supposed to carve?" [03:29]

• Ingredients difference:
  Kristi Lee: "Hot dogs have a thousand other ingredients." [04:55]

• On art museum events:
  Pat Godwin: "Michelangelo’s David day, and you got a bunch of guys walking around with their dongs hanging out." [07:53]

• On ‘Penis de Milo’:
  Kristi Lee: "Now I'm googling Penis de Milo just to see." [08:43]

• On mass valedictorians:
  Pat Godwin: "The salutatorian’s got to feel like a loser." [13:11]

• Pizza survey reactions:
  Pat Godwin (singing): "It’s always been a matter of crust…" [17:07]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment | |----------|-------------------------------------------------------| | 03:09 | Spam Dog news and ingredient debate | | 06:38 | Swimwear at Cezanne’s "The Bathers" art event | | 09:31 | Offbeat medical condition + graduation party anecdote | | 11:57 | 21 valedictorians, school achievement conversation | | 14:24 | America’s favorite pizza chains, delivery vs. dine-in | | 16:34 | Pat Godwin’s "Matter of Crust" song | | 18:53 | Tourist jumps in Trevi Fountain |

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Tone & Flow

The episode is a classic showcase of The BOB & TOM Show's breezy, sometimes irreverent, comedic energy. Banter runs fast, with punchlines flying between news reading and riffing. Even straight reporting on oddball news is laced with jokes, gentle teasing, and plenty of personal asides.

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Summary

This episode serves up a microcosm of the show’s appeal: current events, pop culture oddities, running gags (Spam, Spam Dogs, and faux art discussions), and heartfelt jokes about everyday experiences like pizza night or museum visits. If you’re a fan of comedy talk radio that’s never afraid to veer into the absurd, this installment of The BOB & TOM Show is a feast of playful wit and camaraderie.

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(End of Summary)

Transcript

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Kristi Lee]

You could say that again.

[Christopher]

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[Kristi Lee]

Now we party.

[Pat Godwin]

This is incredible. Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

I am clearing the rest of the day.

[Christopher]

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[Christopher (show announcer)]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, y'.

[Jeff Oster]

All, watch this.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we have Spam Dog in the news.

[Jeff Oster]

Spam Dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you. What? What did you say? You didn't know if it would.

[Kristi Lee]

I. I don't know what would. Please be more a hot dog that was made out of Spam or a dog who insists on eating Spam and I added.

[Jeff Oster]

Or a dog that was made out of Spam.

[Kristi Lee]

Now that grosses me out.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not going to eat it. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You wouldn't want to serve that at a buffet. You walk up and there's a dog sculpture you're supposed to carve.

[Kristi Lee]

Unless they call it a cocker. Spamule, in which case I'm in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, three.

[Jeff Oster]

I like that very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Spam has announced the Spam Dog. They're launching the new product this summer. They're reimagining. Yes. The classic hot dog. It'll debut at the National Restaurant association meeting in Chicago.

[Jeff Oster]

I will bet you this. I bet it's crazy good.

[Josh Arnold]

Designed for food service operators, the Spam Dog promises to add variety to roller grills at restaurants, convenience stores and arenas, which we talked about.

[Pat Godwin]

Rectangular.

[Kristi Lee]

I was. Because they could almost go that route, not make it round.

[Josh Arnold]

Fans will be able to find the Spam Dog at select stadiums and convenience stores around the country, including Reuter. Is it Reuters? Convenience stores in the Northeast, CHS Field in St. Paul, LMC Ballpark in Comstock Park, Michigan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I wonder if it's rectangular or.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, it's round.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a picture. Nope.

[Jeff Oster]

Looks like a hot dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like a hot dog. So it's just gonna. What is the difference between the ingredients of a hot dog and the ingredients of Spam?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great question.

[Kristi Lee]

About a tablespoon of salt.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, wait a minute. I just answered my own question.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

It says Spam is made exclusively by Hormel Foods.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Containing six core ingredients. Pork shoulder, ham, salt water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrate.

[Kristi Lee]

Hot dogs have a thousand other ingredients.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it. Yes. A mix.

[Josh Arnold]

Spam only has six ingredients. Is that real? Huh?

[Kristi Lee]

We learned that at Spam Museum.

[Pat Godwin]

We did. What a great time. Hot dogs. Yeah. They got a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they got butts and everything, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. So it must just be a difference in taste.

[Jeff Oster]

They got butts in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'd eat a Spam dog.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Why not? I'll give it a shot.

[Jeff Oster]

Heck, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you fry up Spam and Spam and eggs?

[Kristi Lee]

I do like Spam and eggs.

[Jeff Oster]

What about Spam Spam, Spam and Spam. Never like that. Love python.

[Kristi Lee]

Don't like.

[Pat Godwin]

But it is silly. And Spam is extraordinarily popular in Hawaii.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

To the point that they have it at McDonald's there and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, they need canned meat. It's hard to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll be curious over there. Curious to try one. But it sounds like it's not going to be available at retail.

[Kristi Lee]

Pretty limited right now.

[Josh Arnold]

But if it catches on, you know how these things work, it'll move. It'll move west, young man.

[Pat Godwin]

And once again, we're getting Love letters about Mr. Jeff Oskar from our staff's recipe for a quick hot dog.

[Jeff Oster]

Now I. Okay, go ahead, real quick.

[Pat Godwin]

Paper towel, fresh bun, hot dog out of the fridge, in the bun, wrap it in paper towel. 30 seconds, voila, you're done.

[Jeff Oster]

And then. But there was. We got an email from someone who said that don't ever eat anything out of the microwave.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah, that was odd. Yeah, that person was really. Seemed really strict about it.

[Jeff Oster]

Passionate.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, that's just a lack of knowledge of science.

[Josh Arnold]

You better be careful. These are on.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no, I mean you can feel that way. There are a lot of morons out there. Look at the Internet. They're allowed to vote and everything. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

We have another museum in the news. Art lovers donned bikinis to experience Cezanne's the Bathers during a special one day event in Basel, Switzerland. What?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah. Very derivative of Chlomsky.

[Jeff Oster]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

Euro news reports. Visitors were encouraged to attend the exhibition in swimwear. Some art enthusiasts even wore swimming caps, walked barefoot and sat in the sun in the museum garden.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of fun.

[Jeff Oster]

Anna Chlumsky.

[Josh Arnold]

The day of the Bathers event was conceived by the renowned Italian artist Maurizio Catalon.

[Jeff Oster]

I love him.

[Josh Arnold]

He's intended to complement the current exhibition of works by the French post impressionist Paul Cezanne.

[Kristi Lee]

How do you spell Cezanne?

[Josh Arnold]

Z A, N, E. One at a time, please.

[Jeff Oster]

Don't you think.

[Pat Godwin]

Do we have a shot of this painting?

[Jeff Oster]

Don't you think the impressionist painters should have also. When they presented their paintings, they should have also done an impression. This is celebrities.

[Pat Godwin]

This is Groucho Marks.

[Jeff Oster]

Yeah. Is that the Bathers there?

[Pat Godwin]

It is, yeah.

[Jeff Oster]

That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[Pat Godwin]

Look.

[Kristi Lee]

Anybody could s that out.

[Jeff Oster]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God. It's a classic now. They try. But I think it's a fun idea to get people to go to museums. Christy and I are big museum fans.

[Kristi Lee]

Like ghosts.

[Josh Arnold]

Those Bathers look naked.

[Tom Griswold]

They're nude.

[Pat Godwin]

This is why. The same museum when they tried doing a Michelangelo's David day, and you got a bunch of guys walking around with their dongs hanging out.

[Kristi Lee]

Hey, what do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, how do I compare to David? Lift up your belly, sir. Oh, there it is.

[Jeff Oster]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

They're very nice.

[Kristi Lee]

Venus de Milo day. Nobody could get in.

[Pat Godwin]

I assume there's a ticket.

[Jeff Oster]

You have to have an arm to open the door. Remember that.

[Pat Godwin]

I assume there's a porno called Penis de Milo.

[Kristi Lee]

You assume a lot about porn, and there has to.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to say.

[Jeff Oster]

You want to say sex Move for. Give her the Venus de Milo so bad.

[Kristi Lee]

He said penis Deo. Yeah, yeah, I believe

[Jeff Oster]

you're a menace.

[Kristi Lee]

You know that John Bob had started Penis de Milo, didn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

After a while, it was half to half a mile, though.

[Kristi Lee]

Now I'm googling Penis de Milo just to see.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're on a list. Well, but it's a fun way to get people to go to the museum. Coming in, bathing suit.

[Kristi Lee]

There's no such thing as a fun way to get people to go to the museum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, come on, Josh.

[Kristi Lee]

Just because you're on some board. That's a forced Penis de Milo. Learn to make molds of your sweetheart's nether regions with a woman named Cynthia Plaster caster.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oster]

She's famous.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. So she calls herself the Penis.

[Pat Godwin]

She did.

[Jeff Oster]

She did. Hendrix, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

The original woman who did all those people is gone now.

[Kristi Lee]

Sorry.

[Jeff Oster]

They.

[Kristi Lee]

It was Jimmy's mold that they referred to as Penis Demyel. We learned something.

[Jeff Oster]

Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, see, this is an educational show.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a very unusual medical condition known as samastia. I don't know if anybody knows what that means.

[Kristi Lee]

It's when you fart out of your nose some nasty.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, it's actually a little weirder than that. Wait till you find out.

[Jeff Oster]

Is it while you're sleeping?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oster]

Now, I heard tell a couple people behind the scenes of telling me about. You were at some sort of graduation party over the weekend, and you had a. Had a mistaken identity. You thought you were.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it wasn't.

[Jeff Oster]

No, no, no, no, no. Am I getting any of this right? You were at a graduation party. I was. It was great.

[Pat Godwin]

I went to a couple of them.

[Jeff Oster]

Oh, all right. Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Congratulations to all the graduates.

[Jeff Oster]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Well done.

[Jeff Oster]

Well done. Yeah, yeah. Well done.

[Pat Godwin]

Have a good time.

[Kristi Lee]

Good, good.

[Jeff Oster]

Good to know. So there was a problem with. You were standing with a bunch of gentlemen and you were. You were Mistaken for performing an artist.

[Pat Godwin]

Performing what?

[Jeff Oster]

Well, help me.

[Pat Godwin]

One of our neighbors has a wonderful young son. He's five years old. Oh, great kid.

[Kristi Lee]

Great age.

[Jeff Oster]

Five's a great.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God.

[Jeff Oster]

It's like.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like having a talking dog.

[Jeff Oster]

It's exactly right. It's like a. It's like a ventriloquist puppet coming to life.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oster]

Same thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I told the story and I regretted telling it so now I have to do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Jeff Oster]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

No, it's funny. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It was. It was innocent. Sweet kid. And it was a. A number of the. A number of the grads were on the football team.

[Jeff Oster]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

A whole bunch. So some of these guys are incredibly good athletes. Several of them have already gone off to college actually because that's what they do now when you're really good in high school. They.

[Jeff Oster]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They forego that last semester and they. They send them off so they can train with the college on this anyway. But a bunch of really nice, nice guys there's happy. There happened to be a one particular group. It was hanging out together and huh. This young, young fellow. My. My five year old friend.

[Jeff Oster]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not really aware of what was going on.

[Jeff Oster]

The dynamics.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jeff Oster]

Of the group. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And he just walked over and said.

[Jeff Oster]

So are.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you guys all rappers? One of them a very distinguished quarterback. You can see how just being a kid you make assumptions.

[Kristi Lee]

He wasn't yet familiar with Eminem.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oster]

Or. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Yeah. Right, right, right, right. But that leads us to graduation.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. High school on Long island has nearly two dozen valedictorians graduating this spring. Which means WNBC reports 21 seniors at Jericho High School achieved a perfect GPA after earning a pluses in all their classes for all four years of high school.

[Kristi Lee]

I fought a battle at that school.

[Jeff Oster]

And the walls. Some structural problems.

[Kristi Lee]

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They came right down.

[Jeff Oster]

A bunch of nerds.

[Pat Godwin]

Bunch of geeks.

[Jeff Oster]

A Jericho

[Kristi Lee]

21 eggheads, 21 valedictorians. Isn't. This isn't how it's supposed to be.

[Josh Arnold]

I know and I've read a lot about this lately that apparently AI is really changing the landscape for grades. And kids are getting really good grades all the time.

[Kristi Lee]

That's fine. But don't they also look at extracurricular activities and how the people treat other students?

[Josh Arnold]

Shouldn't they have to write an essay?

[Kristi Lee]

I mean have some balls school and pick one.

[Pat Godwin]

This way the. The jocks have more kids they can go beat up. I think that you're missing the beauty of this.

[Jeff Oster]

Oh, I see. There.

[Kristi Lee]

There are so many bullies that they have to.

[Pat Godwin]

They have to accommodate. They can accommodate them. That's going to be one long graduation ceremony.

[Kristi Lee]

So it's not special for anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. That's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the salutatorians got to feel like a loser.

[Josh Arnold]

They probably have 65 of those.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not. You're all 22.

[Jeff Oster]

You're the.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, have you ever had to do a graduation speech, Josh?

[Kristi Lee]

I haven't. Yeah, I think I would say no.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I've done. It's very tricky.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm not interested.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. It's kind of like a wedding or even a funeral, because you've got. At a graduation, typically you've got the grads who want you to get done early and get the hell out so they can go have a party. You got the parents and you've got the grandparents, maybe got a bunch of little kids. So you've really got a tough, tough crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you watch that Eric Church one?

[Pat Godwin]

I did. That was brilliant, wasn't it?

[Kristi Lee]

If only I could put that energy into writing some songs.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're not a fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, well, I. Yeah, it was a great speech. I thought it was really. But. Yeah, it's tough to do.

[Kristi Lee]

I wonder who wrote it for him.

[Pat Godwin]

Jesus.

[Jeff Oster]

Well, I mean, it could be. It should be considered.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oster]

I mean, that might have happened.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got a. I've got a song I want to play. I'm gonna have. I'm gonna allow you to go to play it for yourself. And I want you to come back,

[Kristi Lee]

give me an Eric Church song.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. A Morgan Wall and song.

[Kristi Lee]

They're the same person.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Okay, that's fine. I'm Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

A new YouGov survey.

[Pat Godwin]

If anybody can recognize. If anybody can recognize a closed mind, it's me.

[Kristi Lee]

No, it's fine. You know, Eric Church and Morgan. I'm just not a pop fan.

[Jeff Oster]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

A new YouGov survey of more than 44,000 diners across the country has selected their favorite pizza. And do you know who wins out?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm going to guess Casey's.

[Jeff Oster]

I'm going to guess.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a well known national franchise?

[Josh Arnold]

It is a well known national franchise survey.

[Kristi Lee]

I have two. Jets or Marcos.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, keep guessing.

[Pat Godwin]

The Hut.

[Jeff Oster]

How about obvious?

[Josh Arnold]

Pizza Hut number one. Thank you, Chick.

[Kristi Lee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Pizza Hut earned 19.1% of the votes, compared with Domino's at 17%. Coming third, Papa John's, Little Caesars 4 and Marco's Pizza.

[Pat Godwin]

So these are all the the big guys.

[Kristi Lee]

Is this preference or sales?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Jeff Oster]

Although if you have a. You have a Jets best tasting.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good. Very.

[Jeff Oster]

The. The four corner. The eight Cor. Pretty badass.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't had a Jets pizza in a long.

[Jeff Oster]

Oh, you got.

[Kristi Lee]

I want to say they're fairly regional, too.

[Jeff Oster]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Kristi Lee]

Too much for you, Christy, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, too much pizza.

[Kristi Lee]

A lot of pizza.

[Pat Godwin]

Now for. For the home. The home. Microwavable pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you microwave your pizza?

[Jeff Oster]

You mean.

[Kristi Lee]

He means oven. He had Red Barons once a day.

[Pat Godwin]

The Red Baron. That's it. That's a good pizza. The little one. Those little.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Personal pizza.

[Jeff Oster]

Do you wear your silk scarf when you make the Red Baron?

[Kristi Lee]

You must.

[Pat Godwin]

And I sing the song about Snoopy.

[Jeff Oster]

Oh, the. The Snoopy versus the Red Baron.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oster]

But, man, I love that song. When I was a kid. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Jeff Oster]

And. And they.

[Kristi Lee]

Why wouldn't you.

[Jeff Oster]

They made a Christmas version. I lost my mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, Pat, I. At one point, we. We put Ace on the all pizza diet, which nearly took them out. I apologize. But you wrote a pizza song every

[Kristi Lee]

day for a whole month, so there's 30 songs. Pick a number. Let's sing.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I ask you to play my favorite?

[Jeff Oster]

It's.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

It's another Billy Joel tribute. I know what you want.

[Jeff Oster]

I knew he was gonna say, I love this.

[Tom Griswold]

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4. Some folks like pizza just for the cheese or the fact that it's delivered whenever you please, but that doesn't matter to me. Just make it crispy at 500 degr. I don't care about the toppings and sauce. Make sure the pizza dough is kneaded and ready to toss. Cause you know what's important to us? It's always been a matter of crust. Matter of crust. Yeah. Matter of crust. They're hard to answer.

[Kristi Lee]

Really brought it home.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that intro in the real Billy Joel song. One, two. That's so cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I've eaten a pizza out in a restaurant in forever.

[Jeff Oster]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, like, there's so many really good ones, and every city's got a local place.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Or 10 that make their own.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just something you always either carry out or have delivered, I guess. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

There's something about eating it at a pizza place where it's right fresh. It's so much better, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, fair enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Same thing with sushi. I. Yeah, I'm a. I hate to go sushi, but I'm way. I'm off sushi anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't eat sushi.

[Jeff Oster]

But isn't the. The funnest, most fun that you do make pizzas at home with your kids?

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Constantly. Yeah, it's now become a thing. I mean it's every. If you've never done this, ladies and gentlemen, it's real simple. You go, you buy the, you can buy the, you can even make the pizza dough yourself if you have an afternoon to kill. But you buy the sauce, you buy the dough, you spread it out and you can, you can make a nice $10 pizza for 40 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

What do the kids put on there?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

You fight about the toppings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What do they, what do they like?

[Jeff Oster]

Like gummy bears or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Like the stuff I like.

[Jeff Oster]

Yeah, I know kids don't. How do you like your pizza?

[Pat Godwin]

Mushroom, sausage, cheese. That's it.

[Jeff Oster]

No kidding? No pepperoni?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jeff Oster]

Don't mind.

[Josh Arnold]

What do the girls like?

[Pat Godwin]

Pepperoni.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, see, I don't like pepperoni either. I'm with you.

[Jeff Oster]

I don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Big sauce. I like sausage. I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oster]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or grilled chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Now that was an interesting survey. Thank you very much and a great song. Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

A 30 year old visitor from New Zealand was filmed jumping into the historic Trevi Fountain fully clothed as crowds nearby watched.

[Kristi Lee]

Where is this Trevi fountain?

[Josh Arnold]

It's in Rome.

[Pat Godwin]

Three coins in a fountain.

[Kristi Lee]

Sometimes I play the role of the average listener.

[Pat Godwin]

You're saying the average listener is so stupid they don't know where that is?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm saying 50% of people don't know the truth.

[Jeff Oster]

I think it's higher.

[Josh Arnold]

A TikTok video of the incident showed

[Jeff Oster]

not everyone went to Paris to pick up his sister's cat walking backwards.

[Pat Godwin]

It was Milan, Italy. You loser.

[Jeff Oster]

Whatever.

[Kristi Lee]

Of all things you over explained, the Trevi Fountain is a given.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jeff Oster]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

He runs and dives into.

[Kristi Lee]

You know what? Heck, you weren't here. You know what he taught us yesterday?

[Jeff Oster]

I can't imagine.

[Kristi Lee]

He told us what a party was and I any everyone who's here will attest to that. Yeah, we were at a party, you see.

[Christopher (show announcer)]

What?

[Kristi Lee]

That there was a party. Many people, some talking in groups, others standing with sometimes liquor.

[Josh Arnold]

Goodness.

[Jeff Oster]

What's wrong with you?

[Kristi Lee]

Various hors d' oeuvres will be later.

[Jeff Oster]

No, seriously.

[Kristi Lee]

But everyone's born knowing the Trevi.

[Jeff Oster]

0 to 10. 10 meaning? Absolutely. You just sit and moan and drool. How stupid do you think we are? 0 to 10.

[Kristi Lee]

I want to know.

[Jeff Oster]

10 being the most stupid. What we like a we Like a five to you. Maybe a three.

[Kristi Lee]

Even. Even Oscar, who will get fired up, was so resigned to him defining a party for us. This. I'm going to quote Jeff, Oscar here, and this is how he said it yet. Yes, Tom, we know what a party is.

[Pat Godwin]

Contextually, I was entirely valid in my approach.

[Jeff Oster]

I'm going to contextualize you.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're going. If you're going to Italy, Venice and Rome last on your list.

[Jeff Oster]

The Trevi Fountain, number one, huh? No, no, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Much more.

[Kristi Lee]

You want to go to last on your list. If you go to Italy, Rome should be last.

[Christopher (show announcer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Full send golf.

[Kristi Lee]

You guys know how much I really, really love golf.

[Jeff Oster]

Full send golf 2v2.

[Kristi Lee]

Me and VOD versus big. Oh, it feels good to be back

[Jeff Oster]

on the links with the boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Join the party on the golf course.

[Jeff Oster]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Josh Arnold]

Now what?

[Kristi Lee]

Practice.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's go.

[Jeff Oster]

Let's hit the range.

[Kristi Lee]

I was like, let's go to the range.

[Tom Griswold]

We are headed to the golf cart. Yo. You want to golf with us?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't play golf?

[Jeff Oster]

No. Try.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta break par.

[Jeff Oster]

I'm very, very excited.

[Pat Godwin]

You excited?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

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