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Song Performer
A happy song It's a world of buns It's a world of boops It's a world of firm perfect babes and dudes it's for you, it's for me it's on cable TV It's a porn world after all Facial breasts now in almost all the flicks but the women are mad cause they don't show men from the day you are born you're bombarded with porn It's a porn world after all Everybody. It's a porn world after all. It's a porn world after all. It's a porn world after all. It's a porn porn world There's a lot of strange ways to make a buck but those porno stars they get paid too much they would sit on the face of the whole human race.
Bob
It's a porn world if you missed.
Christopher
Something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.
Bob
This is Bob and Tom Extra.
Tom
We have to dip our toes into the world of sports briefly. What have you got over there?
Bob
Taylor Swift was at Arrowhead last night. Man, she's tall. To see her boyfriend Travis Kelsey he's.
Caller
Tall so they can kiss.
Bob
Swift just wrapped up the US leg of her record setting eras tour. The rest of her shows head to Canada with the first of six shows at Rogers center, which is a cell company.
Caller
She's opening for the tragically hip in Toronto.
Bob
They are big in Canada. They are these shows on November 14th and three shows in December in Vancouver, BC.
Caller
Boy, she's gonna sleep for a week, isn't she?
Ronnie
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
After those shows, she's so tired.
Caller
I would hope she does.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
How tall is she, Tom? Do you know how tall.
Ronnie
She's almost six feet tall.
Bob
Yeah. And in her boots. I bet she's.
Ronnie
And she wears platforms. They're huge.
Bob
Six, six, six, eight.
Ronnie
Yeah.
Caller
She's pretty. She's really pretty.
Ronnie
Beautiful.
Bob
A giant mobile inflatable planetarium 510 has been stolen.
Jess Hooker
Yes.
Bob
In the United Kingdom. What are you fact checking over there?
Jess Hooker
Yep. I'm just helping you ask.
Bob
According to the BBC, the University of Hertfordshire's Cosmodrome was being kept in a trailer.
Tom
Wait a minute, what's it called?
Bob
What hurts for Shire's Cosmo. Drome. Cosmo.
Tom
That's a great name.
Bob
Drone.
Tom
The Cosmodrome is like. Doesn't that sound like the world?
Jess Hooker
Sounds like the coolest roller skating rink.
Tom
Yeah. They put the black light on.
Ronnie
Yeah.
Tom
Go to the Cosmodrome.
Bob
Is this like.
Caller
How do you wipe your chin? The black lights on.
Ronnie
Oh, God.
Bob
Cosmic bowling. Is that what this. Have you ever cosmic bowl time? Where they turn the lights out?
Tom
Very cool.
Bob
Everything's glowing. Have you?
Tom
Yeah, absolutely.
Bob
Do the little girls like cosmic bowling?
Tom
It's fun. I like to build my little girls because they put the bumpers up so I don't stink as much as I normally do.
Jess Hooker
You take a bad.
Tom
I got a bad right arm. My arm.
Caller
Zero.
Bob
Okay.
Tom
Usually I'll take you one at Bowling Joe.
Caller
Oh, I love. I'd love to bowl with you. Yeah.
Tom
Thousand bucks. I get a 100 point handicap. What's the best you can get in bowling?
Bob
I'll tell you what.
Tom
I probably couldn't break 100 anymore.
Caller
Really? Okay.
Ronnie
You guys used to do an office bowling lunch.
Caller
Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Bob
I bowled. I've had over 200.
Jess Hooker
Have you really?
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
220, 235.
Ronnie
You're oddly athletic, though.
Bob
215. I am. I like to refer to it as oddly athletic.
Ronnie
Like, you're really good at.
Bob
I can shoot the rock. I can. I can. I can. I'm a naturally great golfer.
Ronnie
Are you really?
Caller
You're a golden tea.
Bob
I'm a golden tea guy. I'm also a golden showers guy. Do you know what that means?
Tom
Yes. You like to be urinated on by another bear. Specifically, the.
Bob
Another bear would be fine.
Tom
I'll talk to you, Jess Hooker.
Bob
Okay.
Tom
Yesterday our guest was comedian Gwen's uncle. She's on a bowling team.
Ronnie
Yeah. She's great.
Tom
And they're called. I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter.
Ronnie
That's great.
Caller
Isn't that great name for the team? Yeah.
Tom
Thank you, Gwen.
Bob
The Cosmo.
Tom
Back to you. I'm sorry.
Bob
Being kept in a trailer.
Ronnie
So good.
Bob
Disappeared from.
Tom
Why are you reading this story?
Jess Hooker
Yeah, why are you reading this story?
Bob
Is it sports story to read?
Tom
No, it's not sports.
Bob
It's. Oh, is Christy supposed to read this?
Jess Hooker
Go ahead.
Caller
We've heard half of it. I say neither read it.
Ronnie
Right?
Bob
Yeah.
Caller
I couldn't even.
Bob
I'm sorry.
Caller
I mean, it is, you know what.
Tom
A planetarium is there?
Caller
I do know what a planetarium it is. It's where I would see Laser Floyd.
Bob
Yeah.
Tom
That's awesome. I love planetarium.
Caller
I liked that stuff.
Tom
And this is the craziest thing. This is a brick portable planetarium. And so why on earth would anyone steal it?
Caller
Yeah, that's. You know.
Tom
Where are you gonna. What are you gonna do with it? What are you gonna sell that? Probably to a Pink Floyd touring cover band.
Caller
I want to note that Christie is now uncrumpling the story that chick crumpled up and threw at her so that she can actually do it.
Bob
All the big broadcast outlets do it this way.
Caller
Yes.
Jess Hooker
How big is this thing?
Bob
I'll tell you. Half by 11.
Caller
Has Andy heard those words?
Jess Hooker
How big does that get back?
Tom
Baby? I'm just hoping. I'm hoping he didn't say it. Ice To a previous feel. Like I'm.
Ronnie
Man.
Caller
What am I entering Jurassic Park?
Jess Hooker
Roughly the size of a housing can fit people.
Tom
Wow. That's huge.
Jess Hooker
That's the size of this Cosmo.
Tom
It's big as a house.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom
Well, the Cosmo. What is a Cosmo?
Jess Hooker
Inflatable.
Caller
It's inflatable? Yeah.
Tom
That's the whole point of this thing.
Ronnie
Yeah.
Tom
Someone stole it. They wouldn't steal the planetarium in Central Park.
Ronnie
I thought it was on a trailer.
Jess Hooker
I thought it was on a trailer too.
Bob
It is on a trailer.
Caller
I wish I was on a trailer. Going anywhere. Hated it.
Bob
There. Now we've got it officially thrown away. This update just in.
Caller
It literally is. I just watched some guy hand it to you.
Bob
Dear Dictator. Parin. Tom. Yes. First, let me tell you a little bit about myself. This is from Kevin. I find sweatpants totally comfortable. I prefer crunchy peanut butter. I wear tighty whities, not boxer breeze.
Tom
What day does your unemployment check come?
Bob
Good and plenty. Good and Plenty is a great candy. Oh, hate Merrick Miracle Whip over mayonnaise and I will never, ever turn down a slice of Hawaiian pizza.
Caller
Okay.
Bob
Yet, despite all this, they let me vote today.
Tom
Well, they shouldn't have.
Caller
Very good.
Tom
And, well, I'm sure you have plenty of time. No job to worry about.
Bob
I believe my vote was the deciding factor in the election.
Caller
Wow.
Bob
That's Kevin from Kankakee, Illinois.
Tom
Oh, I love the name Kankakee. No, it's one of my favorite songs, you know.
Caller
You know the song I don't.
Tom
Steve Goodman.
Caller
Oh, I don't know. I don't know it.
Tom
Riding on the city of New Orleans.
Caller
I know that.
Tom
Steve Goodman wrote that. The great Steve Goodman.
Caller
I know. Is there a line in this?
Jess Hooker
Do you guys want to go to lunch and talk about this later?
Bob
Do you get to Marginal Music Monthly? Is that. Yeah, Me. Is that what. What do you mean?
Caller
Any day now?
Tom
Maybe it's not that song. I forget.
Bob
I tell you what, it's not. This was number one all across the United States of Americ Song. And we're one of the bigger countries. Here's Ronnie Milsham. Any day now.
Caller
That is beautiful.
Song Performer
I will hear you say.
Bob
Stop bumping into things.
Tom
All right.
Ronnie
You guys know what the number one song in the country is right now?
Bob
Right now.
Ronnie
I think that's top five, though, so that's a good guess.
Tom
I know what it is. It's Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars.
Ronnie
No, that's number three, Right?
Caller
I like that one.
Tom
Lady Gaga Disease.
Ronnie
It's. It's her duet with Bruno Mars. No, it's Billie Eilish right now.
Caller
Oh, the flowers. Right, Flowers.
Ronnie
No, it's the one about dying. Yeah.
Caller
Oh, yeah.
Tom
I can't wait to hear that.
Ronnie
I love you till I'm in the. It's a good song.
Bob
I love you till I'm in the ground.
Ronnie
Yeah. In the grave. I think.
Caller
I like that.
Bob
Thank you.
Caller
She's cool.
Ronnie
I love her. And she's. I have such a girl crush on her.
Caller
And she would be okay with that?
Bob
Yeah.
Caller
You heard her, son. Lunch.
Ronnie
Oh, yes, I have heard her.
Caller
That is graphic.
Jess Hooker
What about a bar song from Shabuzzi? That's.
Tom
Let's go, Eilish. Doesn't she do a cover of a bad song, Good Beaver Gone Bad?
Ronnie
She does. Yes.
Caller
That's what lunch is all about.
Ronnie
Yeah. Lunch is about dining down.
Tom
There it is.
Jess Hooker
Oh, yeah.
Tom
So she's no Ronnie Milsap. Of course. He can find it by smell.
Caller
God, what's that? Who just walked in the room?
Tom
Oh, Rebecca, thanks for saving me day.
Bob
Now you will hear me say.
Tom
Do you have Any more sports?
Bob
Nope. California man who has broken the Guinness World record.
Caller
Is this good or bad?
Bob
Stupid world record. I don't know why, but I wrote down. Sweet.
Jess Hooker
You wrote down what?
Tom
Never mind.
Bob
Oh, I know. I know why a California man has broken the Guinness World record for the fastest time to peel and slice a pineapple.
Tom
Oh, I got it.
Jess Hooker
And that makes sense.
Ronnie
That's as much show prep as you do.
Tom
Thank you.
Bob
Yes. This is me being a genius.
Jess Hooker
Oh, God.
Bob
40 years, baby. Soon to be 50 years.
Tom
You could have. There's like three sentences there and you haven't read it yet.
Bob
Rich. Ellis Ellenson tackled the record title with a time of 17.85 seconds, beating the previous record of 27. Why shattered it 27.07 seconds. He sliced. He's.
Tom
I think he's wearing fastest time to.
Bob
Peel and slice a pineapple.
Ronnie
Okay.
Tom
I think he's wearing one of those metal mesh gloves.
Jess Hooker
Oh, sure.
Tom
On his non knife wielding hand. Of course.
Jess Hooker
You don't want to cut your hand.
Tom
Off because he's flying through.
Bob
This pineapple have pricks on the outside?
Caller
Yes. This room has bricks on the inside.
Ronnie
Thank you, John.
Bob
You know what? Sweet. Sweet.
Jess Hooker
All right.
Caller
Oh, no. What's this?
Tom
Isn't this kind of. This is. This is sort of anti pineapple to me. I mean pineapple is the. Is relaxing. You're supposed to.
Bob
How is how relaxing?
Ronnie
He associates it with vacation.
Tom
Yeah. It's the kind of thing you've.
Bob
You know, like a pina colada.
Tom
Yeah. Not supposed to be something you hustle through.
Caller
Did you ever sing? Do you like penis coladas? Yes. It's funny. We did grow up.
Bob
I thought penis.
Caller
Do you like penis a lot?
Bob
I thought peanut gelatos were pineapple flavored. They're. They're coconut flavored.
Caller
Penis a lot of Go Ahead will be the hit of the Lake of the Ozarks next summer when I blast it. I can't wait to sing it.
Bob
I need you to hug a Maya penis. All right. We're just blue sky in here. We're right.
Tom
Yeah. You better not do it anymore. So.
Caller
So what's.
Tom
What's the point of the story now?
Bob
You did talking about.
Caller
You gave it to me.
Tom
You haven't read it.
Caller
I sure as hell the guy sliced a pineapple real quickly.
Bob
That's all it has.
Caller
We got to really change the show. Gotta have some meetings now.
Tom
Josh, you taught me that the presence of pineapple means group sex. Is that correct?
Caller
I did not teach you that. I'm the one from the cruise Ships. Yeah.
Bob
Upside down pineapple. Yeah.
Ronnie
It's everywhere now, though. Like, it's a big thing in the suburbs.
Caller
Like a pineapple upside down cake.
Tom
I don't.
Caller
Get that out of here.
Ronnie
Oh, I like it.
Caller
First off, turn it right side up.
Jess Hooker
A pineapple in the south is a sign of Southern hospitality.
Caller
Yes.
Tom
But it's now.
Jess Hooker
It's now become some perverted upside down. It's a swing or sis symbol.
Ronnie
Yes.
Caller
There are, like, four or five versions of it.
Ronnie
Yeah.
Caller
We always just shut up about it.
Jess Hooker
If you're a swinger, you know who other swingers are.
Bob
Yeah.
Ronnie
Usually there's like a. Like a pillow on the front porch with a pineapple on it, and they flip it upside down. Or they have a little thing in there.
Bob
Oh, that seems really, really complicated there. Like, you'd have to know everything about it.
Ronnie
Yeah, you do.
Bob
Oh, yeah. You know who was a big swinger?
Ronnie
Who?
Tom
Ronnie Millsap. Yeah. I had a feeling. Now I'd like to apologize to Mr. Millsap for the slander.
Ronnie
Is he still alive?
Tom
Yes.
Jess Hooker
81.
Bob
He's clinging.
Caller
He can't hear us. He's blind. Yeah. Wait a second.
Tom
Oh, now it all makes sense.
Bob
I will read the pineapple story again.
Caller
A man.
Bob
California. A California band has broken the Guinness World record for the fastest time to peel and slice up apple pineapple. Rich Ellenson tackled the record with a time of 17.85 seconds, beating the previous record of 27.07 seconds.
Caller
How does he peel it?
Jess Hooker
With a knife.
Tom
He's got a big, sharp knife. He's hacking away.
Bob
There is a ring that you can buy.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Josh bought me one of those. It's awesome.
Caller
I love a pineapple core.
Bob
Love it. You didn't buy me a pineapple core.
Caller
I'll get you one. I've got everything at your house.
Jess Hooker
He does. He's got every sweet potato container. Got me out. Avocado.
Tom
You got the pizza altar.
Bob
You got me an avocado slicer.
Tom
But I had to have the candles. The ramp. For when he needs it eventually.
Caller
Hey, guys.
Bob
Did you say Josh has a pizza? Hail Mary full of cheese.
Tom
You pray to the God of Pizza.
Bob
Pizza.
Caller
That's right. Our pizza.
Jess Hooker
More Pizza Hut.
Caller
Oh, pizza. Thank you for the blessings you bestowed upon me.
Jess Hooker
Domino, Domino, Domino, Domino.
Tom
And. And with your sausage.
Caller
Today is Saint Stuffed Crusts day.
Bob
Hot, hot, hot.
Caller
And pizza be with you, too.
Bob
And also with you.
Tom
And here it is. Finally. J To to wrap up this, the worst break in the history of radio. Steve Goodman wrote along the Southern odyssey, the Train pulls out of Kankakee, rolls on. City of New Orleans was the number one song by Arlo Guthrie. Remember that? Great song. Okay, it's a great song. Brilliant. But late great. Steve Goodman get his live album. He's. It's genius. The poor guy's gone. But what a wonderful. You've never heard of Steve Goodman?
Bob
He sounds.
Caller
No, I haven't.
Bob
Sound Amish Steve Goodman.
Tom
No, he. There's a great live version of Walking in a Winter Wonderland where Steve doesn't know the works and the audience is feeding it to him.
Bob
He's acting like he's tuning his guitar. You know, that was one of his great talents.
Caller
He would talk to the audience. I have heard that story.
Bob
I have heard that story a lot. He's trying to.
Tom
Let me tell you how radio works.
Bob
Well, I tried to tell you how radio works earlier. You didn't want to hear it.
Tom
I highly recommend Steve Goodman.
Caller
Live.
Tom
Well, he's. He's. No.
Caller
Never even heard a studio number, and he wants me to listen to the live album, do a deep dive.
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Tom
It's what you. It's a warm moment where the audience is feeding him.
Caller
Does anybody have the 1964 Cincinnati Steve Goodman bootleg well recorded on cassette from 8?
Tom
I'd like to apologize for those of.
Caller
You song retunes for trying to recover.
Tom
From leukemia like Mr. Goodman. No, that's right. Oh, that's right. Okay, Josh. I'm sure he doesn't. He's. Now, what's your. What's your favorite heavy metal band? Buzz Danus. What was it again?
Caller
Buzz Danus is very good. I won't have you besides Buzzed. That's right. Their hit song Purple Polyp is.
Bob
You've got cleaved penis. Buzzed anus.
Jess Hooker
I'll be back.
Christopher
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Caller
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Tom
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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Extra – Sports, Ronnie Milsap, & Pineapple Talk Release Date: December 30, 2024
In the latest episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra, hosts Bob, Tom, Ronnie, and Jess Hooker dive into a blend of humor, current events, and quirky topics. This episode, titled "Sports, Ronnie Milsap, & Pineapple Talk," offers listeners a mix of sports commentary, celebrity gossip, and an entertaining discussion about pineapples that ties in with world records and cultural symbols.
The show kicks off with Christopher emphasizing the dual airing schedule of the BOB & TOM Show, highlighting the added afternoon segment to catch up on missed content.
Christopher [00:05]: "Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show."
The hosts begin their sports segment with a discussion about Taylor Swift's extensive tour. They humorously comment on her height and relationship with her boyfriend, NFL star Travis Kelsey.
Bob [02:34]: "Taylor Swift was at Arrowhead last night. Man, she's tall."
Ronnie [03:02]: "She's pretty. She's really pretty."
Bob updates listeners on the continuation of Swift's tour in Canada, mentioning specific venues and dates.
Bob [03:07]: "Swift just wrapped up the US leg of her record setting eras tour. The rest of her shows head to Canada with the first of six shows at Rogers center."
The conversation shifts to an unusual news story about a stolen giant inflatable planetarium from the University of Hertfordshire's Cosmodrome.
Bob [03:18]: "A giant mobile inflatable planetarium 510 has been stolen."
The hosts speculate humorously about the motives behind the theft and the practicality of owning such a large, inflatable item.
Tom [03:40]: "The Cosmodrome is like. Doesn't that sound like the world?"
Jess Hooker [03:53]: "Sounds like the coolest roller skating rink."
The show transitions into a playful discussion about bowling, where Bob and Tom share exaggerated accounts of their bowling skills, much to the amusement of callers.
Bob [04:12]: "I bowled. I've had over 200."
Caller [04:42]: "Yeah, yeah, Yeah."
The hosts rib each other about their handicaps and past bowling events, highlighting their comedic chemistry.
The hosts discuss current top songs, referencing artists like Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and Billie Eilish. They weave humor into their commentary, making light-hearted jokes about song titles and lyrics.
Ronnie [09:35]: "I love you till I'm in the ground."
Bob [09:44]: "Salon cool."
A heartfelt tribute is given to Steve Goodman, a beloved singer-songwriter known for "City of New Orleans." The hosts reminisce about his live performances and express admiration for his musical legacy.
Tom [16:10]: "Steve Goodman wrote along the Southern odyssey, the Train pulls out of Kankakee, rolls on. City of New Orleans was the number one song by Arlo Guthrie."
Bob [16:39]: "He sounds Amish Steve Goodman."
They reflect on his influence and the impact of his live albums, sharing personal anecdotes and appreciation for his talent.
One of the standout segments is the discussion about Rich Ellenson breaking the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to peel and slice a pineapple.
Bob [10:34]: "Rich Ellis Ellenson tackled the record title with a time of 17.85 seconds, beating the previous record of 27.07 seconds."
The hosts humorously debate the practicality and techniques behind such a feat, imagining the pressure and skill required.
Tom [10:56]: "He's got a big, sharp knife. He's hacking away."
The conversation delves into the cultural symbolism of pineapples, exploring how they represent Southern hospitality while also being a discreet symbol for the swingers' community.
Ronnie [13:34]: "Yeah, you do."
Jess Hooker [13:37]: "It's now become some perverted upside down. It's a swing or sis symbol."
The hosts laugh over the complexities and nuances of pineapple symbols, sharing insights and playful remarks about their meanings.
Bob [14:00]: "Oh, that seems really, really complicated there. Like, you'd have to know everything about it."
Throughout the episode, callers interact with the hosts, adding to the dynamic and spontaneous nature of the show. They contribute anecdotes, jokes, and questions that keep the conversation lively and engaging.
Caller [12:21]: "Do you like penis coladas?"
Bob [12:23]: "I thought peanut gelatos were pineapple flavored. They're coconut flavored."
This segment highlights the hosts' ability to seamlessly integrate humor with listener participation, enhancing the overall entertainment value.
As the show wraps up, Christopher signs off with information on where to catch future episodes and promotes other podcasts and shows within the network.
Christopher [18:14]: "That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on iTunes. Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom Extra."
Bob and Tom conclude with a final nod to Steve Goodman, reinforcing the episode's blend of humor, music appreciation, and cultural commentary.
Tom [17:16]: "I highly recommend Steve Goodman."
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra exemplifies the show’s signature blend of humor, insightful commentary, and engaging discussions. From celebrity news and sports to bizarre world records and cultural symbols, the hosts provide a rich and entertaining listening experience. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the show, this episode delivers a fun and informative snapshot of the diverse topics that The BOB & TOM Show is known for.