B&T Extra: Strip Club talk, Llamas, & Surgery

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Strip Club Talk, Llamas & Surgery

Episode Date: March 18, 2026
Hosts/Panelists: Chick McGee, Tom Griswold, Willie Griswold, Jeff, Pat Godwin, Bob Kevoian, Ace McKay, Christopher

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra delivers a hilarious and eclectic blend of stories and offbeat news. The panel dives into classic strip club tales, debates the history of “lingerie lunches”, marvels at crime-fighting llamas, shares surgery-mixup horror stories, and exchanges personal anecdotes ranging from collecting swords to attending knife shows. The tone is irreverent, fast-paced, and packed with memorable one-liners, recurring gags, and playful ribbing among the cast.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Strip Club Stories & Lingerie Lunches

[04:54 – 09:21]

• Josh’s Strip Club Tale

  • Willie and Jeff discuss the awkwardness and inevitability of running into people you know at strip clubs.
  • Jeff: “I went to a strip club for my bachelorette party, and when we got there, we saw a girl we went to high school with... and on the male stage, her stepbrother.” (05:07)
  • The group laughs over the surreal small-town aspect of this.

• Changing Strip Club Culture

  • Willie notes, “When I stopped going, it was 50-50 men and women in the crowd. ...I have a lot of married friends whose wives want to go.” (05:40)

• Host Gig Memories

  • Chick and Tom reminisce about “Big Al’s” strip club and hosting comedy shows there, including backstage stories and Chick emerging “covered in glitter.” (06:33, 07:06)
  • Chick: “It’s exactly like being in a locker room.” (06:52)

• The Rise & Fall of Lingerie Lunches

  • Discussion of 90s radio events at strip clubs, with Ace describing how older men at his work would buy lingerie off the dancers—then redistribute it among coworkers rather than take it home.
  • Ace: “I would always get a bunch of free lingerie from all the old dudes.” (09:08)

Llama Crime-Fighters

[11:58 – 13:13]

• Llamas Detain a Suspect

  • Jeff reads a news story: In the UK, a man fleeing a crime was corralled and detained by eight llamas until police arrived.
  • Chick jokes, “The llamas held the perpetrator? Did they just surround him and hum?” (12:07)
  • The cast riffs on animal territorial instincts and attempts at llama impressions.
  • Willie: “Do you think in some way the llamas knew?” (12:41)

• Pet Llamas vs. Alpacas

  • Brief, comedic detour into the differences between llamas and alpacas, culminating in Chick’s groaner: “One’s taller, and one’s religious.” (13:22)

• Ace’s “Baby Mama Llama Drama” Joke

  • Ace shares the first joke he ever wrote:
    “That guy had to deal with a whole lot of Osama baby mama llama drama.” (14:10)
  • The team groans and laughs, declaring it should be Ace’s nightly opener.

“Surgery Mix-Up”: Gallbladder vs. Vasectomy

[15:19 – 17:36]

• Argentinian Hospital Fiasco

  • Jeff reports: A man in Argentina checked in for gallbladder surgery and awoke to find he’d been given a vasectomy—irreversible due to his age.
  • Chick cracks up over the lawyer’s name, “Diego Larry.” (15:51)
  • Tom questions hospital procedure, noting that in the US, doctors mark the surgery site before operating.
  • Chick: Gives a graphic description of his own gallbladder removal, “It looked like an inside-out vagina... just disgusting.” (17:15)

• Surgery Anesthesia Story

  • Jeff shares a story of being semi-awake under sedation, overhearing staff recognize her as the Bob & Tom guest booker and joking that she needed “more medicine.” (17:43)

Swords, Knives & Collectible Oddities

[18:04 – 20:48]

• Tom’s Katana Confession

  • Surprise: Tom reveals he owns a katana (“I’m kind of a sword guy. I didn’t realize until someone pointed it out.” (18:14)) and an assortment of tactical knives.
  • The group pokes fun at the “knife/katana guy” stereotype.
  • Chick and Willie talk about owning switchblade combs as novelty items.

• Knife Show Tales

  • Collecting culture: The panel jokes about the overlap of “snake guy” and “knife guy” at shows.
  • Willie: “That Venn diagram is...” (20:31)

Musical Comedy & Memorable Songs

[10:40, 21:00 – 23:35]

• Pat Godwin: “Neglected Avenue” Strip Club Song

  • Pat debuts a song about breaking down outside a Detroit strip club, with lines like:
    “I sipped a $10 Pepsi, lap dance cost 45. Good God.” (09:40)
  • The team roars at Pat’s misadventures and vivid details.

• Bob Kevoian: “Enormous Penis”

  • Bob leads the group in singing “I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away...” (21:00)
  • High-spirited, silly, and a classic show closer.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We've all helped our friends get a job, right? Give somebody a reference.”
  – Tom Griswold (05:33), after hearing about a dancer and her stepbrother both working at the club

• “It's like being in a locker room.”
  – Chick McGee (06:52), on being backstage at a strip club

• “That guy had to deal with a whole lot of Osama baby mama llama drama.”
  – Ace McKay (14:10), delivering his notorious first stand-up joke

• “It looked like an inside-out vagina... just disgusting.”
  – Chick McGee (17:15), describing his former gallbladder

• “I’m kind of a sword guy. I didn’t realize I was a sword guy until now.”
  – Tom Griswold (18:14)

• “Why can’t I get a switchblade ... I guess those are really ...”
  – Chick McGee (19:55), lamenting the legality of switchblades

• Bob, singing:
  “I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away.” (21:00)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Strip Club Stories: 04:54 – 09:21
• Lingerie Lunch & Lingerie Economics: 08:04 – 09:21
• Llamas Corral Criminal: 11:58 – 13:13
• “Baby Mama Llama Drama” Joke: 13:28 – 14:49
• Surgery Mix-Up Story: 15:19 – 17:36
• Katana & Knife Stories: 18:12 – 20:48
• Pat Godwin’s Strip Club Song: 09:32 – 10:40
• Bob Kevoian’s “Enormous Penis” Song: 21:00 – 23:35

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Tone, Style, and Final Takeaways

• Lively banter, quick comedic exchanges, and ongoing in-jokes fuel the episode.
• The cast blends authentic personal stories with zany news for unique, off-the-rails comedy.
• Musical numbers and callbacks to classic bits add to the signature BOB & TOM flavor.

Perfect for listeners who enjoy unfiltered humor, a touch of nostalgia, and can handle boisterous, sometimes crude, always hilarious conversations.

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Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, Strip Club Talk plus llamas and surgery. It's on the way in just a minute.

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[Comedy Performer]

Hey there. How you doing Tonight? The restroom's the best room? I sit here right next to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Waiting?

[Comedy Performer]

I can tell that you are lonely? I can be a one and only? I've got a plan? As we sit on the can? You can tell me? Oh, my darling? Tap three times on my loafer? If you want me

[Narrator/Announcer]

so?

[Comedy Performer]

Rice on the pipes means the answer is no? I love you, I love you? Oh, my sweet thing says we're gonna share a stall today? Twice on the pipes means no Go, Idaho. Just one tap? What's that supposed to mean? I'm starting to wonder? I wave at you under the wall? Don't you know that you've impressed me? Wait a minute, don't arrest me? We can't be lovers? Cause you're undercover? I'm busted. I didn't mean it. Tap three times on my wingtip if

[Pat Godwin]

you want

[Comedy Performer]

Twice on the bikes Means the answer is no? I got a white stance? But I'm telling you that I'm not gay. You flashed your badge. Maybe it's time to eat crow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Missed something.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll try to catch you up.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Extra.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And there's Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

What's up, man?

[Chick McGee]

What's up, indeed.

[Christopher]

Where were we?

[Chick McGee]

Talking about Josh's visit to the strip club. A legendary story.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I do have some shame about it, but.

[Jeff]

No, you should.

[Willie Griswold]

But, you know, what are you gonna do? It's.

[Jeff]

I went to a strip club for my bachelorette party, and when we got there, we saw a girl we went to high school with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dancing.

[Jeff]

Yeah. And then on the male stage, we saw her stepbrother.

[Pat Godwin]

They ride together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's not real.

[Jeff]

That's a hun. That was 100% real, man.

[Chick McGee]

That was an amazing. That's an amazing story.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've all helped our friends get a job, right?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Give somebody a reference.

[Chick McGee]

What the heck.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

If you go to a strip club. Well, it's been a good 15 years since I've been to one. In all honesty, I. But when I stopped going, it was 50. 50 men. Women in the crowd.

[Jeff]

Oh, yeah. I have a lot of married friends whose wives want to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

And they enjoy it just as much as their husband.

[Chick McGee]

And it's also.

[Willie Griswold]

It's one of those industry things, too, where, like, bartenders get off work, and that's the bar that's open and they hang out.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never been to a busier strip club than the weekend. There was a PGA event in Louisville. Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't seen so many Titleist hats in your life. Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck. I can't remember the last time I was in a strip club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me neither.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you.

[Willie Griswold]

Was there a time where you enjoyed going?

[Chick McGee]

There was a strip club called Big Owls. Oh, yeah, Peoria.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, legendary. Right next to the jukebox.

[Chick McGee]

There was a. There was a comedy club. It's kind of an event. We'd go there and host shows. At the last was a theater, and they got to go to Big Al's. Got it. And I did, and it ended. I was backstage with the girls, and they were in their dressing room, and they're talking about stuff. They could care less.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like being in a locker room.

[Chick McGee]

It's exactly like being in a locker room.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you sign these for me, mister?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jeff]

And then the next morning when we had to leave to come back to Indianapolis, he comes out to the car and all the comedians were leaving. He's covered in glitter.

[Chick McGee]

It was an amazing evening.

[Jeff]

What'd you do last night?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got covered in glitter.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Yeah, hilarious.

[Willie Griswold]

They. I started getting bored because they were fun for a while. They were really fun just seeing my buddies. I always loved watching my friends in those. Like, all of a sudden, I would look up and be like, well, looks like one of the girls talked Mark into a private dance.

[Jeff]

And you lose some.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we went at a bachelor party and we just lost a guy. And it was dinner, and people were like, hey, where's Chad? And we finally called him up, and he was still at the strip club.

[Willie Griswold]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

You know who I can't see going to a strip club ever is Greg Warren.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I don't think he would.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

Now, I'm not saying he hasn't, right? Because one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to. He went to school. He went to college, where that was. So he must. I'll have to ask him if he ever went there. But he.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's such a. He's such a gentleman.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

He would just be like, excuse me, ma', am, I'm sorry, but my friends are here.

[Jeff]

Do you guys remember the lingerie lunch? Had the 90s in a chokehold? Dude. Like, it was every. Every radio place was broadcasting from a lingerie.

[Chick McGee]

I would host them. I would raise lingerie lunch. Here's Busty Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just tucked away in the manager's office somewhere. He's walking 10 years old. Hey, we're doing a radio promo at the Lingerie Live.

[Sponsor Voice]

Same.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'm sneaking my head out there, just having my life changed.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know what the. Well, I know. Evidently the word lingerie is magical because. Just because that was in the title, it was okay for the girls to walk around naked. Pretty. I mean, they were the sheerest.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clothes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, why even bother just walking on the.

[Ace McKay]

Well, and that was the weird thing. I worked at the brokerage firm then. And the older gentleman would go over to it and then they would come back with bags of lingerie that they had bought, like they got a commission. Yeah. They would buy the lingerie for off the ladies, and then they would give it here, I can't take this home to my wife. Here, you got a girlfriend. Give it to her. And so I would always get a bunch of free lingerie from all the old dudes.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Jeff]

That is weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace McKay]

But that's what they were doing. They would walk around. You would bid to buy the lingerie off of them.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That the girls were wearing. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Godwin, were you ever a strip club guy?

[Ace McKay]

I don't see that.

[Pat Godwin]

No. And the last time that I was in a strip club, I could shoehorn a song in here. I could tell you the story.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I was the pothole story.

[Chick McGee]

This is love to hear a song about a strip club from the one, the only Pat got

[Pat Godwin]

Driving home late from Detroit Stock and orange cones Lost in a strange part of town no place to break down alone oh, no I hit a pot hold on Neglected Avenue Then I bust a tire I hit a pot hold on Neglected Avenue Situation's dire Waiting for help at a strip club on a Motown amateur night I sipped a $10 Pepsi lap dance cost 45. Good God. I heard a pot pull on neglected Avenue Now I'm hanging with strippers I hit a pot hole on a neglected Avenue she's rubbing on my zipper I'm done. I'm

[Chick McGee]

neglected AV the bar when you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

With my back to everybody. I was so freaked out. It was called the Flight Club. It was a real fancy one in outside of Detroit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Jeff]

Willie, you were saying that you were always in the kitchen in the back, or in the manager's office. Weird, weird story, but my. That's how I met Christy Lee when I was a kid is my mom was a bar dj and when she didn't have a sitter, we would go to work with her and sit in the kitchen. And just so happened my mom worked for Christy and her husband who owned that bar at the Time. So I met Christy when I was, like, seven. Yeah. Hanging out at a bar. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So when you have. Living your best life, eating dinner.

[Jeff]

Oh, I loved it. We had French fries and baskets every night. Shirley Temples. Like, everybody took care of us. We just had coloring books and sitting on milk crates. It was wonderful. Yeah. I had no idea. Like, this is not what you should be doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember one time I was in the green room before I went to school, and then Tim Wilson was on here that day, and Dean walked in like, hey, Tim, time to come on air. And he goes, give me a minute. I'm teaching Willie about Bobby Whitlock. And that was that. Tim waited, like, five more minutes before he went on air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's Tim all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting some weird babysitters. I was lucky.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What else you got over there in news, Jeff?

[Jeff]

What do I have in news? Let's look. Police in the UK are praising a herd of llamas for detaining a suspected thief until officers could arrive.

[Chick McGee]

The llamas held. The perpetrator did.

[Jeff]

The man had allegedly mugged a woman before jumping the fence onto a farm. However, his escape route was cut. Cut off by eight llamas who chased him and surrounded him.

[Willie Griswold]

No way.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jeff]

Owners Heidi Price and Graham Oliver were alert to the intruder by the llama's cries. Mr. Oliver found terrified he was circled by the animals. And before police arrived at the scene. And then they finally arrested him on suspicion of theft.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you think in some way the llamas knew I.

[Chick McGee]

They would have, right? They'd have to.

[Jeff]

Well, I mean, he jumped the fence onto their property, so I don't know. I wonder if. I mean, are they hurting animals? I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was. I was looking for this. This is a llama. What sound a llama makes when it screams? I guess.

[Willie Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Now, that one, that's probably closer to.

[Jeff]

Yeah. I guess any animal will protect their area, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I suppose so. That's great.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Chrissy wants a pet llama. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Or alpaca.

[Jeff]

What's the difference?

[Chick McGee]

That's the difference.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple feet, I think.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. One smaller.

[Chick McGee]

One's taller and one's religious.

[Willie Griswold]

One's not, I don't know, the llama, The Dalai Lama.

[Ace McKay]

Do you want to hear the first joke I ever wrote that? I did an open mic. That is. I'm warning you. It's horrible.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ace McKay]

So I was doing some reading about bin Laden.

[Chick McGee]

Is this part of the setup?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace McKay]

Trying to figure out why he's such a jerk. Why you hate it. Come to find out, that guy, and I'm not making this up. 47 wives.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace McKay]

That'll ruin any man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace McKay]

For each wife that she would bear him a son, he would buy her five llama.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Ace McKay]

For each daughter she bore him, he would buy her one llama. I was like, oh, well, that explains it. That guy had to deal with a whole lot of Osama baby mama llama drama.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a funny joke. I love it.

[Willie Griswold]

And how you're getting a standing ovation from Chick.

[Ace McKay]

Even Ace claps.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, now that's wonderful.

[Willie Griswold]

How would it do?

[Ace McKay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

If you did that now.

[Ace McKay]

Forced. You know what I mean? Like, that's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

If you did that, you wouldn't be so nervous before shows. That's a killer.

[Ace McKay]

I'm sweating right now. Just telling.

[Willie Griswold]

Wait a second. None of that's true.

[Ace McKay]

The 47 wives is true.

[Willie Griswold]

But the part about gifting the mamas. Not at all.

[Ace McKay]

I just want to say. Oh, so my baby mama llama drama.

[Tom Griswold]

When you think of that is when you think of baby llama drama. You got to find that out. You got to figure that out. You got to work backwards.

[Chick McGee]

That has to be your opener Every night.

[Willie Griswold]

Night.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Willie Griswold]

That could be in your failed dimension, hunk. Did you guys know or. Turns out

[Ace McKay]

I could do that. Nice.

[Jeff]

People are going to start yelling that it shows.

[Chick McGee]

Osama baby.

[Willie Griswold]

What's the punchline again?

[Ace McKay]

Osama baby mama llama drama.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a tough one.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like you're seizing.

[Pat Godwin]

It does look like your mouth does something goofy during that.

[Willie Griswold]

You have no reason to be ashamed of that joke.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's wonderful.

[Jeff]

You did good. A man in Argentina who was supposed to have gallbladder surgery was shocked to find that the doctors had giving given him a vasectomy instead. Jam Press reports that Mr. Jorge Bas went in for gallbladder procedure and was taken into surgery without being properly checked in by hospital staff. After waking up, he was told he had accidentally been sterilized.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jeff]

His lawyer, Diego Larry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey,

[Chick McGee]

wait a minute. Diego Larry.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny. That's very funny.

[Jeff]

Said the mix up occurred because the hospital tends to perform gallbladder operations on Tuesdays, mastectomies on Wednesdays.

[Comedy Performer]

Stupid me.

[Chick McGee]

Gallbladder operations are Wednesday.

[Jeff]

Doctors reportedly told him the procedure was not likely to be reversible.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff]

Due to Mr. Bass's age. Devastated by the news, the 41 year old, who has three grown sons told local media that he had always wanted a little girl.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay, but at least he's already had some.

[Jeff]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Or whatever. But. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jeff]

Whoops.

[Willie Griswold]

He has to get some money, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd imagine. Oh, yeah,

[Chick McGee]

man.

[Pat Godwin]

Diego.

[Jeff]

Larry gallbladder. But now he's got to go in and have gallbladder surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You still have to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When you go back, you have to make sure a thousand times this. It's gallbladder surgery, guys, by the way, but they mark.

[Jeff]

I mean, I don't know if this was in the States, but here in the States they mark you like what they're going to do. They mark you up before you're even Sharpie. In the. In the surgery center. Yeah. Whatever you're having done.

[Chick McGee]

If you. Am I the only one that had a gallbladder out?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I still have mine. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I had mine out. It was all mushy and it was on just horribly.

[Ace McKay]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It looked like a. An inside out. Vagina was just awful. Yeah. In the middle of. It looked like lentils, stones and stuff in there. It was just. It was just disgusting.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that's a.

[Ace McKay]

That's. That's unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Really. Paints a picture.

[Willie Griswold]

You do.

[Ace McKay]

You do paint.

[Jeff]

The last time I went in for surgery, they did the Versed, the Twilight.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff]

And. And I was awake enough. You can hear them talking in the background and all that. And. And somebody said, hey, she works for the Bob and Tom Show. And the other guy was like, no kidding? What does she do? And I go, I book guests. And somebody goes, give her more medicine?

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

So, all right, what else do we have in the news? A katana is a traditional Japanese sword.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I have one.

[Jeff]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm kind of sw. Yeah, I'm kind of a sword guy. I didn't realize I was. I was in here one morning and I talked about how I have a couple swords. And you were just like, are you. No, I'm not a sword guy. And you're like, you have a couple. And I was like, oh, gosh, who have I become?

[Jeff]

Hold on. Are they like in the corner of your apartment or hung on the wall?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's for protection. It's in my bedroom.

[Willie Griswold]

It's near my bed.

[Jeff]

Is it really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. Me and a friend. It was right when I moved to Chicago and we did this thing. We were staying up all night and we were watching one of those infomercials and they were selling a knife set and Every half hour get cheaper, and they'd throw in something else.

[Willie Griswold]

I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

And finally, it was 2:30 in the morning, and it was 60 bucks for kitchen knives, like 50 tactical knives and one katana. So it was a good deal. We couldn't pass the deal up. So, Yeah, I have a katana in

[Willie Griswold]

my bedroom in case the Foot Clan attack.

[Tom Griswold]

Buddy, I have. I have no clue. I mean, it was like we just smoked a blunt on the beach. It was very picturesque. And then we went back to the hotel, and they were like, we got to get this katana deal. And so, yeah, I've got a sword.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff]

You did it on vacation, too. You bought it while you were on vacation?

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was moving to Chicago. It was like my first weekend there.

[Willie Griswold]

Is it real sharp?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's.

[Comedy Performer]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's plenty sharp.

[Ace McKay]

Do you just have one?

[Tom Griswold]

I have the one. I had another, but I'm not sure where it is. And then I have a series of knives that are in my friend Shelby's storage space. They're a bunch of tactical knives. They're all four inches, and I'm pretty sure they're illegal to have, so. Thank you, Shelby, for all.

[Jeff]

The details of this. Are so Griswold, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it's. I'm a psycho.

[Jeff]

There's a storage unit.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you have one of those knives that's also, like, brass knuckles in the handle?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't, but I kind of want to get one.

[Willie Griswold]

Of course. You know your knife guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm kind of a knife guy. I like a blade. Don't we like a blade? No one likes a blade.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't I get a switchblade? You. I guess those are really.

[Willie Griswold]

You can.

[Ace McKay]

My.

[Willie Griswold]

My dad eventually got one. He found.

[Chick McGee]

Did he?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, your dad would operate outside the law every now and then.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, can you try and find out how he got.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have a switchblade cloth comb?

[Chick McGee]

I do have a switchblade, Josh.

[Willie Griswold]

He has the finest switchblade comb and

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, the shuffle of toys over here. I don't know.

[Jeff]

Have you guys ever been to a knife show?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

What else do they have there?

[Willie Griswold]

They also had. Yeah. Like, they had, like, tarantulas.

[Jeff]

Like, snake guy and knife guy are the same guy.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. That Venn diagram is.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Jeff]

That's got some heft. It was a metal comb.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

And there's actual screws in it, so you can Tighten or loosen the screw. It's very.

[Jeff]

It looks like a good beard. Comb.

[Chick McGee]

Very. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you comb your hair?

[Sponsor Voice]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I have a brush, but I'm trying lately to just use my hands because my hair is falling out and I feel like a brush is just cheating death by going up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

It's not that hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

My troubles start melting away. Just Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I take a look at my enormous peanut.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the happy times are coming to stay. Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts. And the feeling's like a sunshiny day. I take a look at my enormous penis. Everything is going my way. I'm Bob and Tom now. Everything is going my way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look at these goobers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything is going my way.

[Comedy Performer]

Yum.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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