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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, Strip Club Talk plus llamas and surgery. It's on the way in just a minute.

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Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Strip Club Talk, Llamas & Surgery

Episode Date: March 18, 2026
Hosts/Panelists: Chick McGee, Tom Griswold, Willie Griswold, Jeff, Pat Godwin, Bob Kevoian, Ace McKay, Christopher

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra delivers a hilarious and eclectic blend of stories and offbeat news. The panel dives into classic strip club tales, debates the history of “lingerie lunches”, marvels at crime-fighting llamas, shares surgery-mixup horror stories, and exchanges personal anecdotes ranging from collecting swords to attending knife shows. The tone is irreverent, fast-paced, and packed with memorable one-liners, recurring gags, and playful ribbing among the cast.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Strip Club Stories & Lingerie Lunches

[04:54 – 09:21]

Josh’s Strip Club Tale
- Willie and Jeff discuss the awkwardness and inevitability of running into people you know at strip clubs.
- Jeff: “I went to a strip club for my bachelorette party, and when we got there, we saw a girl we went to high school with... and on the male stage, her stepbrother.” (05:07)
- The group laughs over the surreal small-town aspect of this.
Changing Strip Club Culture
- Willie notes, “When I stopped going, it was 50-50 men and women in the crowd. ...I have a lot of married friends whose wives want to go.” (05:40)
Host Gig Memories
- Chick and Tom reminisce about “Big Al’s” strip club and hosting comedy shows there, including backstage stories and Chick emerging “covered in glitter.” (06:33, 07:06)
- Chick: “It’s exactly like being in a locker room.” (06:52)
The Rise & Fall of Lingerie Lunches
- Discussion of 90s radio events at strip clubs, with Ace describing how older men at his work would buy lingerie off the dancers—then redistribute it among coworkers rather than take it home.
- Ace: “I would always get a bunch of free lingerie from all the old dudes.” (09:08)

Llama Crime-Fighters

[11:58 – 13:13]

Llamas Detain a Suspect
- Jeff reads a news story: In the UK, a man fleeing a crime was corralled and detained by eight llamas until police arrived.
- Chick jokes, “The llamas held the perpetrator? Did they just surround him and hum?” (12:07)
- The cast riffs on animal territorial instincts and attempts at llama impressions.
- Willie: “Do you think in some way the llamas knew?” (12:41)
Pet Llamas vs. Alpacas
- Brief, comedic detour into the differences between llamas and alpacas, culminating in Chick’s groaner: “One’s taller, and one’s religious.” (13:22)
Ace’s “Baby Mama Llama Drama” Joke
- Ace shares the first joke he ever wrote:
  “That guy had to deal with a whole lot of Osama baby mama llama drama.” (14:10)
- The team groans and laughs, declaring it should be Ace’s nightly opener.

“Surgery Mix-Up”: Gallbladder vs. Vasectomy

[15:19 – 17:36]

Argentinian Hospital Fiasco
- Jeff reports: A man in Argentina checked in for gallbladder surgery and awoke to find he’d been given a vasectomy—irreversible due to his age.
- Chick cracks up over the lawyer’s name, “Diego Larry.” (15:51)
- Tom questions hospital procedure, noting that in the US, doctors mark the surgery site before operating.
- Chick: Gives a graphic description of his own gallbladder removal, “It looked like an inside-out vagina... just disgusting.” (17:15)
Surgery Anesthesia Story
- Jeff shares a story of being semi-awake under sedation, overhearing staff recognize her as the Bob & Tom guest booker and joking that she needed “more medicine.” (17:43)

Swords, Knives & Collectible Oddities

[18:04 – 20:48]

Tom’s Katana Confession
- Surprise: Tom reveals he owns a katana (“I’m kind of a sword guy. I didn’t realize until someone pointed it out.” (18:14)) and an assortment of tactical knives.
- The group pokes fun at the “knife/katana guy” stereotype.
- Chick and Willie talk about owning switchblade combs as novelty items.
Knife Show Tales
- Collecting culture: The panel jokes about the overlap of “snake guy” and “knife guy” at shows.
- Willie: “That Venn diagram is...” (20:31)

Musical Comedy & Memorable Songs

[10:40, 21:00 – 23:35]

Pat Godwin: “Neglected Avenue” Strip Club Song
- Pat debuts a song about breaking down outside a Detroit strip club, with lines like:
  “I sipped a $10 Pepsi, lap dance cost 45. Good God.” (09:40)
- The team roars at Pat’s misadventures and vivid details.
Bob Kevoian: “Enormous Penis”
- Bob leads the group in singing “I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away...” (21:00)
- High-spirited, silly, and a classic show closer.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

“We've all helped our friends get a job, right? Give somebody a reference.”
– Tom Griswold (05:33), after hearing about a dancer and her stepbrother both working at the club
“It's like being in a locker room.”
– Chick McGee (06:52), on being backstage at a strip club
“That guy had to deal with a whole lot of Osama baby mama llama drama.”
– Ace McKay (14:10), delivering his notorious first stand-up joke
“It looked like an inside-out vagina... just disgusting.”
– Chick McGee (17:15), describing his former gallbladder
“I’m kind of a sword guy. I didn’t realize I was a sword guy until now.”
– Tom Griswold (18:14)
“Why can’t I get a switchblade ... I guess those are really ...”
– Chick McGee (19:55), lamenting the legality of switchblades
Bob, singing:
“I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away.” (21:00)

Important Segments & Timestamps

Strip Club Stories: 04:54 – 09:21
Lingerie Lunch & Lingerie Economics: 08:04 – 09:21
Llamas Corral Criminal: 11:58 – 13:13
“Baby Mama Llama Drama” Joke: 13:28 – 14:49
Surgery Mix-Up Story: 15:19 – 17:36
Katana & Knife Stories: 18:12 – 20:48
Pat Godwin’s Strip Club Song: 09:32 – 10:40
Bob Kevoian’s “Enormous Penis” Song: 21:00 – 23:35

Tone, Style, and Final Takeaways

Lively banter, quick comedic exchanges, and ongoing in-jokes fuel the episode.
The cast blends authentic personal stories with zany news for unique, off-the-rails comedy.
Musical numbers and callbacks to classic bits add to the signature BOB & TOM flavor.

Perfect for listeners who enjoy unfiltered humor, a touch of nostalgia, and can handle boisterous, sometimes crude, always hilarious conversations.

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B&T Extra: Strip Club talk, Llamas, & Surgery